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Speaker 1: Brand new full hour for you right now. It's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, and thanks for being part

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. And I gotta say iconic. Jeffrey's song

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Speaker 1: today is iconic. I think that is the perfect word

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Speaker 1: for it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna good love it.

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Speaker 1: We're getting you in the spooky spirit for sure, because

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Speaker 1: we're also talking about the scariest haunted house in the

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Speaker 2: Yes, which is nuts.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable, Yeah, unbelievable. A new phone tap and lots of

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Speaker 1: fun ahead. But first comments, what do you see, alexis

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Speaker 1: I'm staying in the spooky spirit because Raphael said it's

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Speaker 1: funny how I feel the same about candy.

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Speaker 3: But Brooke is able to make it weird. Love her?

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Speaker 3: Oh is it weird?

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Speaker 4: Okay, just because the amount you talk about the Halloween

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Speaker 2: See if I do.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like this is the only month of

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Speaker 1: the year that I can voice it. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: then it looks weird when I talk about it in April.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's.

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Speaker 3: A good point. This is your moment to steal it,

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Speaker 3: buy it, eat it every day.

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Speaker 1: That's right, all right, Candy lovers eat away as you

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Speaker 1: listen to your full hour that starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, bj Nations, Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: That should not be the name that.

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Speaker 5: We go with. Explain, Yeah, what's wrong with it?

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Speaker 4: You know, as a person who also has the initials

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Speaker 5: Okay, we'll work shop the name. But we are Broken

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning. And we appreciate you listening live

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Speaker 5: on radio to us right now. But you can also

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Speaker 5: hit up our podcast, Spotify, Apple, wherever you listen. And

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Speaker 5: it's it is interesting how people catch us on all

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Speaker 4: It's so cool we hear from people all over the world.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and like our second date.

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Speaker 5: Updates on YouTube right now are absolutely fire. I was

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Speaker 5: looking at the view numbers for each YouTube video for

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Speaker 5: the past week fourteen thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen thousand day.

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Speaker 5: Never mind, those are Brooks weekly paycheck numbers.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's still impressive.

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Speaker 7: Me daily in yours.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why it's not hourly. I've been working

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Speaker 6: You deserve it.

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Speaker 5: Either way, we appreciate our YouTubers because we put all

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Speaker 5: our content up there. Are awkward Tuesday's phone tabs, close

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Speaker 5: your calls. Thank god there's no videos of us playing

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Speaker 5: pickleball on YouTube because we did that yesterday as a show.

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Speaker 2: But it was so fun.

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Speaker 3: We'd have way more views if we put that. I.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I'm ready to enjoy. I'm ready for us

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Speaker 3: Or how does that work if you played while you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Alexis and I lost while I was holding the beer.

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Speaker 1: But I knew you.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't take that.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's so competitive, it's incredible.

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Speaker 6: Brook.

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Speaker 5: How would you describe your you know, let's call it

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Speaker 4: It's a learning experience for me, slow and calculated.

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Speaker 5: Sure, you're athletic. Okay, it's fun hitting the balls over

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Speaker 6: That was fun, was it.

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Speaker 4: We're not playing to be good, we're playing for enjoyments.

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Speaker 5: Fun.

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Speaker 5: into seven eighty five nine two, because we will take

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Speaker 5: We're gonna get into the shock collar question of the

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Speaker 8: Jay Worth it well, today is no ordinary day, my friends,

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Speaker 8: because it's the birthday of the man, the myth, the

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, I forgot our own Jeffrey Remington Octavious Doubo.

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Speaker 6: It's my birthday, Every birthday, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't we start with that? H Happy birthday, jefs?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, remember well, you've all had the pleasure of

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Speaker 5: But you guys have no idea how I've got the

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Speaker 8: But how well do you really know your marble chested colleague.

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Speaker 8: We'll find out during a special Jeffrey Uncovered edition uh.

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Speaker 7: Plenty of twenty did.

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Speaker 8: I say Jeffrey uncut spoil my questions?

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Speaker 9: Yeah? Both.

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Speaker 7: On a second, I'm never going there again.

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Speaker 8: Here's how it works. You guys, say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 8: Just answer it correctly to stay in the game and

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Speaker 8: avoid getting shocked. We'll start with the woman who bought

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis happened?

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Speaker 7: Number nine?

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Speaker 8: Alexis. What is Jeffrey's middle name? Is it David, Daniel

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, David Debout, Jeffrey Daniel Debou If it's David, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Daniel sounds better'n.

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Speaker 5: You're going Daniel. Yeah, my parents took a huge compliment

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Speaker 5: to Daniel.

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Speaker 6: Sounds better.

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Speaker 3: It does.

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Speaker 5: I was supposed to be named Daniel.

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Speaker 2: That was their first so much cooler.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a baby born right before me in

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Speaker 6: Let's give that other kid some other name.

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Speaker 8: Baby, Brook, it's your turn. Nine is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me Jeffrey's favorite number, seventeen.

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Speaker 8: The favorite number Brook. Jeffrey got his first celebrity crush

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Speaker 8: back in middle school. God, here are possible options for

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Speaker 6: A type I will say, I know you have.

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Speaker 4: Some body issues. I'm going to take all the older

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Speaker 7: Before or is that what you want?

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Speaker 1: I think it's either Hillary Duff or it's Amanda Bynes.

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Speaker 8: Are you ruling out York?

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Speaker 1: I am I bet he was in love with Hillary Duff.

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Speaker 8: Yeah we all were brown, Yeah, Brook says, Jeffrey's crush

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Speaker 8: in middle school was Hillary Duff.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, you can't get enough of that wonderful Duff.

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Speaker 7: She's still so gorgeous too.

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Speaker 5: We're two, four to two, Jose, We're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Let's go number eight, Jose.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey's very first family pet was a black labrador. Was

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Speaker 4: Oh God, I'm not going to rear any of these

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Speaker 7: Only because I feel like there was one time jeff

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Speaker 5: We're going to work together. So far, you all know

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Speaker 8: We don't have calculators to do numbers that high. So

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Speaker 8: for Brook, Jose and Alexis, here's your question. If Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: He comes back answer, raining men, I'm too sexy?

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Speaker 7: I'm too sexy.

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Speaker 8: It's raining men? Or heard it through the grape.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what I think when you choose that

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Speaker 7: I still think it's too sexy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we can do too sexy manly, all right, right,

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Speaker 8: They say I'm too sexy for Jeffrey's walk on song?

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Speaker 7: That is incorrect.

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Speaker 5: Flatter me.

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Speaker 8: It's actually none of the above. It's the Jewish having

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Speaker 8: no Gila song, which means Jeffrey has won his own

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Speaker 5: O Jeffyl, So does that I get to choose to

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Speaker 5: while lifting me up on a chair, have a Agila style.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Happy birthday to you.

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Speaker 7: Happy birthday too, dear Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Hillary duff would have saying it better. Just saying

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Speaker 5: that is your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Happy Birthday to meet.

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Speaker 7: If you're listening, text in wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 6: We're going to new phone tap right after this.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Who wants to put the wee in Halloween? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 7: By the way, we've had a whole controversy in my

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Speaker 5: That's right, it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Because you

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Speaker 5: look around and haunted houses are in full effect. People

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Speaker 5: are decorating their lawns, We've got spooky corn mazes. All

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Speaker 5: of it's going on right now, and so are giant

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Speaker 4: So big you can't do anything with.

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Speaker 6: Them except Walliam.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna show you a picture here and it'll

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Speaker 5: with the guy who grew it. Brandon Dawson is a

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Speaker 5: Prize in the fifty second annual Championship Pumpkin Way Off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, here's the photo.

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Speaker 5: Of Brandon with his massive pumpkin, and he guesses for

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Speaker 4: I don't want to it for you.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about the pumpkin hoose, not the guy.

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Speaker 4: let me guess two thousand, three and forty six pounds.

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Speaker 5: That's exactly right, two thousand, three hundred and forty six pounds.

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Speaker 5: And it is sweet justice for Brandon because last year

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Speaker 5: Out of California. You've probably heard about people being caught

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Speaker 5: Uh no, no, just like weird ones that aren't like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good night, Hey, why did you only put one

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Speaker 2: I don't think they should have got a ticket. They

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Speaker 9: It's well.

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Speaker 5: If you order a pizza, are you ever worried about

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Speaker 7: Done that once. I was drunk and I missed it.

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Speaker 8: It was awful.

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Speaker 2: You never fall asleep, but I was hungry.

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Speaker 7: No, I was ordered food and I woke up and

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Speaker 7: I'm like no, and it was at the door.

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Speaker 5: If you said no, then you're probably not a college student,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the late night isn't because they fell asleep

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Speaker 4: A little sleepy while you order, you just hit that

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Speaker 5: No, you basically sign up ahead of time, where if

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Speaker 6: You slept through.

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Speaker 7: That's kind of nice?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I could pretend to be asleep, take the pizza and.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, that somebody else.

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Speaker 2: To get I feel like three times means you're the problem.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he says.

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Speaker 5: It's about time grubhub finally does something to fix this issue.

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Speaker 5: Blame it on Grubhub. This Next Day story is out

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Speaker 5: If anyone wants to know the difference between the life

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Speaker 6: That they want.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 5: Fall by using a hollowed out pumpkin as your mug, right,

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Speaker 2: Can then take a picture of your pumpkin spice.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it tastes like pumpkin though, like and like.

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Speaker 5: A sad day when you walk into a gas station

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds pretty good, though, has it is?

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Speaker 5: Look over there and runs the main Interestingly enough, the

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Speaker 5: there's nothing wrong with asking nicely to see if they're

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Speaker 4: Someone's gonna mess up and bring a full sized pumpkin

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, and they did this by taking stats

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought ninety nine percent.

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Speaker 5: If your kid doesn't deliver at least one peanut butter

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Speaker 2: Do you know what's amazing? My kids don't like them?

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Speaker 4: No, I've never heard of anyone get them all.

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Speaker 6: They're not your kids.

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Speaker 5: They're biologically not your children. The second most popular is

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Speaker 6: Fifty eight percent.

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Speaker 5: Snicker the top non chocolate candy with sour patch kids

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Speaker 2: Nerd clusters are coming up.

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Speaker 4: That's what all the kids was so good.

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Speaker 5: And they also looked at three more things your kid

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Speaker 7: People still give it out.

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Speaker 4: Do we got some Halloween fruit snacks this year to

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Speaker 5: Interesting?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my son picked about He's cool.

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Speaker 9: Mom.

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Speaker 7: I like that.

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Speaker 5: Well, ast for this guy. He doesn't even know if

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, he's a little flow. But you know he'll

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Speaker 5: Now these Lazer stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 9: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: When you think Halloween's scary, do you picture mummies and

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the vampire jo.

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Speaker 7: That wasn't that scary?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think you have any idea what

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Speaker 5: Who we're going to tell you about the craziest haunted

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Speaker 6: Up right after this.

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Speaker 5: For Halloween, that holiday means different things to different people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, it's.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Like for the Brooks of the world, it's all about

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Speaker 4: I've been doing it as a child, okay, third grade.

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Speaker 2: When I went his baby Jane.

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Speaker 4: No, no, okay.

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Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not going to ask you to explain

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Speaker 6: Cam and Swiss.

457
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Speaker 5: You guys, classic Brook.

458
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Speaker 3: I didn't go.

459
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 6: That's just what.

460
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 5: But for others, it's an excuse to dress as sexy

461
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 5: as possible to work and be able to get away

462
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Speaker 5: with it.

463
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Speaker 2: Raised Okay, you guys are boring.

464
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Speaker 5: For the rest, Halloween is an exercise in creating the worst,

465
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Speaker 5: most horrific scenes of blood and suffering. Straight out of

466
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Speaker 5: your scariest supernatural nightmare.

467
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Speaker 2: I was talking about, like lawn decurs right.

468
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 5: Now, because this is goes way beyond just blonde decor. Okay,

469
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Speaker 5: it's why one haunted house is in the news today

470
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 5: because it's been dubbed the most terrifying scary experience in

471
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Speaker 5: the country.

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Speaker 6: So what makes it that?

473
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Speaker 5: Well, first of all, it's several giant warehouses, all connected

474
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 5: to each other. It's full of traps and trip wires

475
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 5: and multiple exits for you to run out screaming to

476
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 5: your mommy.

477
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 4: Okay, this is someone's house, you.

478
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 6: Said, warehousesses.

479
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Speaker 2: I didn't understand that.

480
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 5: Like a men's warehouse suits everywhere. Hilarious, But no, you

481
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 5: probably want to know, how is it any different than

482
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Speaker 5: just a normal haunted house?

483
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Speaker 6: Sounds bigger, but it can't be that scary.

484
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Speaker 1: Right, And they have those ones already where people can

485
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Speaker 1: go touch you, you know, And like I.

486
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Speaker 5: Will say, this one has a forty page long waiver

487
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 5: that you have to sign. It basically says you give

488
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 5: them consent to do whatever to a lawyer that includes touching, hitting, beating,

489
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 5: minor stabbing, not major noa Okay, I'm kidding about the status. Honestly,

490
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 5: I wouldn't put it past them, because they do say

491
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 5: you might be exposed to physical and psychological torture, with

492
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 5: risks such as having your teeth extracted, being tattooed, or

493
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Speaker 5: your fingernails being removed.

494
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Speaker 1: You fingernails, fingernails, trusting the employees that are doing this

495
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Speaker 1: to you.

496
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 4: That's wrong with this country that people are so starved

497
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Speaker 4: for an adrenaline rush that they need to get their fingernails.

498
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Speaker 6: That's the crazy that's true.

499
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 5: Even with all those warnings, people are still actually signing

500
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Speaker 5: up to do it. You're allowed to go in as

501
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 5: long as you present a doctor's note, a background check,

502
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 5: You have to pass a drug test, and comply with

503
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Speaker 5: the rules, which in no swearing. What yeah right, I

504
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 5: am swearing if someone's removing my fingernails. A curse word,

505
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 5: one curse word? Okay, it is your Jeff good golly,

506
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 5: jimminy Christmas, oh jeez.

507
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 4: Zoh wow, zombie punches you in the face, and yeah,

508
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 4: I'm supposed to hold your tongue.

509
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 5: Oh crime, aye, gosh, my fingernails.

510
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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 5: The other really interesting part of this is, let's say

512
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Speaker 5: you book a time to go through it at like

513
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 5: nine o'clock at night. Okay, you have to arrive there

514
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 5: at around six thirty so that you can watch a

515
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 5: two hour documentary on the experience, just to prepare you

516
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Speaker 5: for what's about to happen.

517
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Speaker 1: Wow, and you're telling me people are volunteering to spend

518
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Speaker 1: their time this Actually see this.

519
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Speaker 7: I would never obviously do this, but people that are

520
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Speaker 7: like real seekers, they almost want to be murdered.

521
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Speaker 6: And this has been going on.

522
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Speaker 5: Just giving you the history of this, This has been

523
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Speaker 5: happening since nineteen eighty nine.

524
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Speaker 4: What we're just now hearing about it here? Yeah, any

525
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 4: because no one survived to tell the tale.

526
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, I'll get to at in a second. But

527
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 5: in the past, guests have stated that they were not

528
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 5: allowed to leave physically. What Since the mid nineties, the

529
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 5: house management has reluctantly implemented safe words, although some guests

530
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 5: say the people inside ignored them.

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Speaker 7: Oh legally on to have it.

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Speaker 5: And did I tell you how long it.

533
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 4: Is to how long the haunted house experience is? Well,

534
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 4: the video leading up to it is two hours.

535
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like a normal haunted house last about what

536
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 5: five to ten minutes, but this one eight to ten hours?

537
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 5: Inside hours?

538
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 3: Well, you sign up for maybe being at tattoo. I

539
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 3: mean that's a few hours.

540
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 4: So you enter a nine pm and you're not done until.

541
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Speaker 7: Six five am.

542
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Speaker 1: If they let you out and you don't swear, you're like, sorry,

543
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: I didn't make it to work today.

544
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: I was at the Haunted House.

545
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 5: They say, so far, no one has reached the very

546
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Speaker 5: end before.

547
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Speaker 9: What.

548
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the that's the key where even me inside went,

549
00:25:59,359 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 1: well maybe I can.

550
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 4: I'm so competitive.

551
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 5: Even Olympic sprinters have tried to just run through the

552
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 5: entire thing.

553
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 9: Ton't make it?

554
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 5: And is it possible? The reason is because some guests

555
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 5: have been waterboarded. What because yeah, that is true, that happened.

556
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 3: No, that's illegal, but.

557
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 5: You sign a waiver saying you can't ages Or is

558
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 5: it because they were forced to eat and drink unknown

559
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 5: substances and then we're bound and gagged and sometimes drugged substances.

560
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 7: Like I don't think, I don't know.

561
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 6: That's sounds a little fun to Yeah.

562
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it does sound like a fraternity hazing.

563
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, and bring me back to the good old days.

564
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 5: But like I said, still, despite all this, people want

565
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 5: to try it. In fact, the wait list to get

566
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 5: in currently is at twenty seven thousand people.

567
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Speaker 13: What is why I.

568
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Speaker 3: Never want to run into one of those twenty seven thousand.

569
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 5: I will say, they only take fifty participants a year.

570
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Speaker 1: How much must this cost for them to like put

571
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: this all together and give out fifty tickets.

572
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 7: And they're paying people eight hours a night. That's expended.

573
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. The guy who's putting it on his name is

574
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 5: Russ whose ex wife describes him as a quote dangerous

575
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 5: predator who enjoys torturing people. But it's his ex wife.

576
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 5: Any ex wife would say, now, we.

577
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 7: Really just read that like it's normal.

578
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 5: So just keep that in mind before you go and

579
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 5: sign up and fill out your application for him.

580
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, hell no, Russ, Yeah okay, but maybe

581
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 4: maybe it's gotten better since the early nineties.

582
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 7: I would assume that I don't believe it.

583
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 4: Did you care the quote from his ex wife that

584
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 4: you watch out for russes on the dating apps because

585
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 4: that means this man's single and out there.

586
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 7: Has he gone through therapy and grown?

587
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 6: That's possible?

588
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 7: Also know it's like a happy experience.

589
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I.

590
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 5: Will say many people in line did witness a woman

591
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 5: being dragged screaming out of a van as part of

592
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 5: her experience.

593
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 6: Okay, but they didn't.

594
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 5: Get out of line.

595
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 6: They stayed.

596
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 5: She didn't swear, She didn't swear. And yeah, I don't

597
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 5: even want to say the name of this haunted experience.

598
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 5: It is in San Diego, though, and you can go

599
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 5: find the link to it up on our Insta stories

600
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 5: at Brook and Jeffrey right now if you want to

601
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: go check it out.

602
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 7: Everyone googling San Diego Haunted house right now.

603
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 4: It's called Sick in San Diego.

604
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 5: So that is the most terrifying haunted experience you could

605
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 5: find in America today.

606
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: I didn't even like discustin it.

607
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 5: Move on, we're going to do your phone tap right

608
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 5: after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and

609
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 5: it's time for your prank phone call. And today we

610
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 5: reach out to a woman who's frustrated over her missing package.

611
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 4: That does make you mad, I agree, anybody.

612
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 5: I do have some good news for her though. The

613
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 5: package is near her place. It's very very near.

614
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 6: The only thing holding her back from getting.

615
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 5: It is two short words. You're gonna find out what

616
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 5: I'm talking about in your phone tap right now.

617
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 9: Another.

618
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, this is Kirby Tumwater. I'm calling from Amazon

619
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 5: on is this Karen?

620
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 11: Oh? Wow? Amazon? I never yeah, I know.

621
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. We received a message through our chatbots saying

622
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 5: you were having an issue with one of your packages.

623
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, for my cat.

624
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 5: Right, I'm looking at your order right here. It says

625
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 5: that you purchased a five pound bag of kitty litter

626
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 5: along with the kitty toy. Is that the order that

627
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 5: you're talking about.

628
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was supposed to be delivered yesterday. I went

629
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 11: outside and it wasn't there.

630
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 5: I see.

631
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 14: Okay, you know what.

632
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 11: Wait sir, wait, let me let me just go out

633
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 11: and check it again.

634
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you can do that. Let me look some

635
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 5: stuff up on my end too.

636
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 11: Okay, No, no, you're not seeing anything. Okay, no, no, okay.

637
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 5: Just looking this up for you, tay. Oh okay, hey, well,

638
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 5: good news. It says the package did it arrive?

639
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 11: But I just told you I loved and it's not there.

640
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 6: Right, Yes, I think I see what's going on.

641
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 5: The reason you're not seeing it is because it's through

642
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 5: our new drone delivery service.

643
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 6: It is a drone, that's right. We delivered it via Robin.

644
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 11: I don't know who Robin is no, sir, No, it's

645
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 11: I just maam.

646
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 5: It's not who, it's what. Robin is our new drone

647
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 5: delivery system. It's state of the art.

648
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 11: Okay, well, i don't care what state of the art is.

649
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 11: I'm telling you, sir, I didn't receive the toy for

650
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 11: my gube.

651
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 5: I hear you. The thing is, Robin is there actually

652
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 5: been waiting for you since yesterday?

653
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 11: Oh where is the package up in the air?

654
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 5: Up in the air right now above your property?

655
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: What?

656
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just needs you to come outside to formally

657
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 5: receive the package from him.

658
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 11: Okay, how am I supposed to do that?

659
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 5: Real easy? So can you just walk outside for us

660
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 5: real quick?

661
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 11: I's outside.

662
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 5: Well, I need you to go back again.

663
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 11: It's ridiculous.

664
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, man. We apologize for the inconvenience.

665
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm outside, and I'm telling you I don't see

666
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 11: anything well.

667
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 5: Right, because he's high up in the air, he's waiting

668
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 5: to hear from you. So just put your right hand

669
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 5: up in the air and loudly say hi, Robin.

670
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 11: I'm not doing that. No, I'm not.

671
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 5: Well, then he.

672
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 6: Won't be able to locate you.

673
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 11: Oh hi, Robin, I said it. I feel like an idiot.

674
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 14: There's nothing there.

675
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Now I'm going to continue to troubleshoot this

676
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 5: with you. I should ask though, by the way, are

677
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 5: you wearing a helmet?

678
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 11: Why would I need to even wear a helmet.

679
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 5: It's just we did have an incident with a church

680
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 5: group in Virginia recently who was dive bombed by a

681
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 5: rogue drone delivering bibles.

682
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, you know why.

683
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 5: You're probably fine, I am.

684
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 11: I want to speak to you Manica.

685
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 5: Absolutely, ma'am. I'll do that right away. We just have

686
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 5: to try one more thing.

687
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 11: What is it?

688
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 5: Since the kitty litter was made in China, it could

689
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 5: be looking for a Chinese response, So just give me

690
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 5: a great big Kneehow.

691
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 9: Me?

692
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 11: How I did it?

693
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 5: Oh? You didn't say Robin.

694
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 11: People are looking at me right now like.

695
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 5: I'm crazy, But you're not, ma'am. You're just waiting for

696
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 5: Robin to bring you your items.

697
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 11: You can tell them that, kay, How Robin mee? How

698
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 11: Robin mee? How Robin?

699
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 5: Okay?

700
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 11: Are you are you happy? I've made a fool of myself.

701
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 11: I still have no kitty litter, I still have no toy, ma'am.

702
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 5: I am not happy, but I think maybe your husband

703
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 5: Bob is because I should probably tell you, Karen, you're

704
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 5: actually on the radio right now with a show called

705
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is jeff

706
00:32:50,120 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 5: and your husband set you up for a phone tap. Sorry, yeah,

707
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 5: I ll him. He just wanted to mess with you.

708
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 5: He told us that your Amazon order didn't arrive on

709
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 5: the day it said it would, so you thought we

710
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 5: could mess with you. Worry what, Karen? I got to

711
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 5: thank you so much for being a good sport.

712
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 11: Here?

713
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 5: Can I just get one more big knee? How before

714
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 5: we leave? What you forgot? Robin again? You forgot to say, Robin.

715
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 9: Weeke up? Every morning was fum taps weekday morning on

716
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 9: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

717
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 5: It's the classic phrase you always hear, Oh, I normally

718
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 5: never do this on a first date.

719
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 4: This means that you always do it so good at it.

720
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 5: They walk out of the exhibit at the Botanical Garden

721
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 5: because the nearby porta pott is broken. I swear this

722
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 5: never happens to me. By the way, can I borrow

723
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 5: a leaf real quick? In today's call, we had one

724
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 5: of those moments where somebody says, I normally never would

725
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 5: do this, but oh boy did they. You're gonna find

726
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 5: out what it was in your brand new second date update,

727
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 5: next second date update. When your date plans change at

728
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 5: the very last second, not by your choice, but because

729
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 5: of like an unforeseen obstacle with the venue, like the

730
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 5: baseball game got rained out.

731
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 6: The KFC ran out of Chicken.

732
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 7: That doesn't happen.

733
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 5: What's your move?

734
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: Like?

735
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 5: How do you respond? You could instantly give up right

736
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 5: there and say no, I'm not doing this. I'll FaceTime

737
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 5: you from my bubble bath. But I don't pivot on

738
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 5: the fly.

739
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, be flexible, jebeous.

740
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 5: That is the other option. Shake it up, do something new.

741
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 5: And apparently that's what one of our listeners, Sierra, had

742
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 5: to do recently on her date. And I'm curious what

743
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 5: that looked like. So Sierra, welcome to the show.

744
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 11: Hi.

745
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 4: You sounded like a go with a flow type of person.

746
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 7: Sound like kind of lady.

747
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

748
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 5: Sorry to hear that your date plans crash, But tell

749
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 5: us what happened.

750
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 14: So I met this guy, Ashwyn on a dating app.

751
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 4: Oh, he sounds fancy and rich.

752
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 2: His name is Ashwyn.

753
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 7: Don't how to spell that.

754
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 14: Yes, not gonna lie. The name intrigued me. But what

755
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 14: I really liked the most was he was funny, which

756
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 14: is so important. But he was also playful, Like he

757
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 14: was kind of saucy, but not disrespectful, you know what

758
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 14: I mean a.

759
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 7: Little bit, but like totally joking.

760
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 5: Yes, like talking to your grandpa, but sixty years ago

761
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 5: that everybody has a grumpy grandpa who likes to hooke

762
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 5: fun at them.

763
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, it's like he's not an old man.

764
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 6: His name is Ashwin. He sounds like.

765
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 4: Okay, you got us there, Jeff.

766
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 5: But the rest okay, Well, we all have different images

767
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: of what Ashwyn is.

768
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 6: But what was the plan for the date?

769
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 14: Well, you know, I'm happy to say that wasn't my

770
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 14: first impression. I liked him. I liked him enough to

771
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 14: uh say yes to a date with him, and I

772
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 14: think that he was kind of trying to impress me,

773
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 14: which obviously is fine with me. Like he had made

774
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 14: rooftop bar reservations at this like trendy place, always good.

775
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, a rooftop bar. That's like not cool.

776
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: I don't know why, Like you put him in a basement.

777
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 4: Not awesome, but on a roof it means something.

778
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so you sound like you're excited to get

779
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 5: some rooftop drinks.

780
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 14: Oh, I was so excited. I love this kind of thing.

781
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 14: And he seemed exactly like his profile. He was super cute,

782
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 14: super nice, funny everything that I was hoping. We go

783
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 14: up the elevator and the guy at the door said

784
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 14: he was so sorry, but the whole place was closed

785
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 14: for like some kind of a cryptocurrency event.

786
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 7: God crypto thing.

787
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, people who could afford to rent out

788
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 5: an entire money.

789
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: I just picture a bunch of dudes with receding hairlines, Yeah,

790
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: telling each other the same thing pop vests.

791
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, careful, you're turning a Lexus on too. Oh no,

792
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 5: but that's what a bummer. Your whole playing for the

793
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 5: night just got totally ruined.

794
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean it was really disappointing, and I could

795
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 14: see the Ashman looked so disappointed, Like, you know, that.

796
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 7: Shows you he was excited for the day too.

797
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 6: So what did you do?

798
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 14: So I just said, screw it, let's take a walk.

799
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 14: I'm not wearing the greatest shoes for it, but I

800
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 14: just really wanted to spend time with him at that point.

801
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 14: So we walked down the street and we walked and

802
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 14: talked for a while, and we just kind of ended

803
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 14: up at this old like it was just like a diner,

804
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 14: like a normal you know. Okay, Okay, it wasn't like

805
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 14: a cute like, oh we're trying to be retro diner.

806
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 14: It looked like it had just been there for like

807
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 14: seventy years.

808
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the grease trap hasn't been kid in at least

809
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: two years.

810
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 14: But that's what makes the fries taste so good.

811
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, we're putting a lot of emphasis on like

812
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 5: the location of the day, But what about the bond,

813
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 5: the connection between you and ASHWND Did that change once

814
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 5: you ended up at the crappy diner?

815
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 13: No?

816
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 14: I mean it was honestly, it was kind of perfect.

817
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 14: Like we were sitting there eating cheese fries and drinking

818
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 14: milkshakes in our formal clothes and just talking, you know,

819
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 14: And probably because the plans had changed and we were

820
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 14: thrown in the situation, we ended up having just the greatest,

821
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 14: most real conversation.

822
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: That's such a good sign for anyone. If you can

823
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: be any where was someone and still have a good time,

824
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 1: that means that you actually have a real connection.

825
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 14: Yes, and after our plans felt through, you know, like

826
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 14: it just felt so good, It felt so comfortable talking

827
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 14: to him. We talked for hours.

828
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, how could he.

829
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 6: Not becoming Yeah, I mean, how did this night end?

830
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 9: Well?

831
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 14: Okay, so one thing led to another. He kissed me

832
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 14: good night, and he did, of course, end up at

833
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 14: his place.

834
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 6: Really post chili cheese fries, you guys went back to.

835
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 14: Hey, I'm telling you I felt very comfortable with him

836
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 14: and I I didn't leave till the next morning, in fact,

837
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 14: which is unusual for me.

838
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: But what did he say?

839
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 4: Was he there when you woke up? Yeah?

840
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 14: No, he was just his sweet, playful SELFI give me

841
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 14: a little kiss on the nose, which I thought was

842
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 14: adorable and.

843
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so it wasn't even awkward the next morning.

844
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, not at all.

845
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: It makes me wonder if it was like one of

846
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 5: those typical guy things where it wasn't enough of a

847
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 5: challenge and it became came too easy, so the guy

848
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 5: gets bored.

849
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: He doesn't sound like a guy that is like that, though, Jeff,

850
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: this sounds like they never.

851
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 5: The Prince charter until they go.

852
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: But it sounds like they were just vibing on a

853
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: deeper level than that. If he just wanted to get

854
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: in her pants and that's all he wanted, or he

855
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: was disappointed in that they could have gone anywhere and

856
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: just gone and drank and then gone back to her place.

857
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 5: It sounds exactly like what they did.

858
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh, they went to.

859
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: A diner, they talked for hours, they walked the city

860
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: like that is a totally different thing.

861
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 5: Maybe he knew that crypto event was happening and this

862
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 5: was all set up as like a little ruse to

863
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 5: be like, look at me, Look how spontaneous I could be.

864
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 5: Let's go back to my class.

865
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 4: You are so cynical against men right now.

866
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 6: I'm just telling you this.

867
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 5: I've heard guys do stuff like this and sometimes even worse.

868
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: I know, I still want to think for the best, Jeff,

869
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

870
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 5: All right, Well, you can be naive if you want.

871
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 5: But let's call Ashwin and we'll see what he has

872
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 5: to say. With your second date update right after this

873
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 5: hold on second date update, Wow, another first date blown

874
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 5: up by a pod of crypto bros. Every single week

875
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 5: we deal with this because our listener Sierra was supposed

876
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 5: to meet a guy named Ashwin at a rooftop bar,

877
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 5: but of course, when they arrived, the entire venue had

878
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 5: been rented out by a bunch of crypto nerds heeking

879
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 5: over yield farms and stabilizing their coin pools whatever they

880
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 5: like to talk about.

881
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 7: Look at these candlesticks popping. I've done a little training.

882
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 6: You don't even know what that means, but it disgusts me.

883
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 4: No wonder, I don't enjoy any of it.

884
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 5: Here's the thing. Sierra and Ashwin didn't let that kill

885
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: their night. They actually swung it into a really fun

886
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 5: evening at a local diner, which eventually.

887
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 6: Led into a sleepover.

888
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 5: Sounds it did until Ashwin is suddenly not calling her back.

889
00:41:54,120 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 4: Dude, he kissed her on the nose for goodness sake. Yeah,

890
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: like that's a I really like you move?

891
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 14: Is there another way to read that?

892
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 4: See? Yeah, it's so sweet. And you've reached out to him,

893
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: or you haven't. You're just waiting to hear from him.

894
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 8: This was what was so weird.

895
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 14: We texted a little bit after that. He just I

896
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 14: got the vibes that he was not interested.

897
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 5: Even through texts.

898
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I feel that energy ship for sure.

899
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: I hope it's one of those where he's just scared

900
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: of real love.

901
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 4: It's not stupid, but sometimes, like you had said, I'll

902
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 4: do no challenge.

903
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 15: Like if it's too easy and everything is great, Sometimes

904
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 15: people don't like.

905
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 7: To be in that space.

906
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 5: I don't know. We'll see which category ashwind falls into

907
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 5: if we're able to get him on the phone number

908
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 5: right now, perfect categories.

909
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we're praying for a Disney ending.

910
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 4: Getting her another nose kiss, jeff.

911
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 6: What I promise?

912
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 5: So here we go.

913
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 13: Hello.

914
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 6: Hey is this Ashwin?

915
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 5: Yes, hey man, thanks for answering. You're on a radio

916
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 5: show right now. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

917
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the show, Ashwin. Hi, it sounds

918
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: like you might be busy or something right now.

919
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope you have a second to talk to

920
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 5: us because we're doing a segment called a second Date Update.

921
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 13: I sure this is weird.

922
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 5: Okay, you give him a lot of credit. So the

923
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 5: reason that we're calling is because you went out on

924
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 5: a date recently with a listener to our show, a

925
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 5: woman named Sierra.

926
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 13: Oh you mean.

927
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 5: He lost a nice So here's the thing. Sierra.

928
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 6: We talked to her and she told us about your

929
00:43:59,040 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 6: hang the.

930
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 4: Other night the diner sounded so cute.

931
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 6: It sounded pretty good.

932
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 5: Despite all the obstacles that came up, you two were

933
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 5: able to have a really good thing. Would you agree

934
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 5: with that?

935
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 13: I mean, we we did. It was probably one of

936
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 13: the most amazing states I've ever been on.

937
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 5: What the heck brod, We're over here waiting to find

938
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: like this crazy reason.

939
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so sweet.

940
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 5: Sorry to be so emotional about it, but it's just that,

941
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 5: you know, Sierra is really confused. It's just kind of

942
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 5: embarrassing for you or for Sierra.

943
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 14: For me.

944
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if it's too much to share.

945
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 7: You should do it anyway, because I don't want to

946
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 7: pressure anybody, you know, and Sierra really deserves to know,

947
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 7: wouldn't she say?

948
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, Yeah, I know she is. She's really awesome. This

949
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 13: is mostly mostly a me a meet thing.

950
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, if you're willing to open up to us,

951
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 5: just even a little bit, and we could pass the

952
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 5: message to her, I think that go a long way.

953
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 13: We have this amazing, amazing night. And she told me

954
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 13: that she doesn't do this a lot, where she goes

955
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 13: to a guy's place, and that she was curious where.

956
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 5: She ranks where she was right, where she ranks like

957
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 5: compared to other people?

958
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was, I was very I was very thrown

959
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 13: off by that question.

960
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 4: Question a joke totally, it was.

961
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 13: It was not a joke because I asked her to clarify.

962
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 13: I said, what do you mean? And she said, well,

963
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 13: I'm sure you've been with X amount of people.

964
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: What kind of a rude assumption?

965
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 7: Assumption person?

966
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: But you know what, or it's a testament to your

967
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: experience that yeah, you.

968
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 4: Could take it as a compliments.

969
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 6: What did you mean? Did you actually rank her?

970
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: God?

971
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 13: No, Well I told her that I'm not sure how

972
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 13: to answer that good And eventually I said top three

973
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 13: for sure.

974
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute's answer, Like, what only say top three?

975
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 4: That's great?

976
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 5: And you don't want to say number one because then

977
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 5: you're too.

978
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: Eager and I don't believe it if you say number one.

979
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 13: But then I told her, since I answered this for you,

980
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 13: you have to reciprocate.

981
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?

982
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 6: You at that she asked it to him?

983
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 5: Oh god, what did she say?

984
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 13: She said, you're definitely in my top five?

985
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 5: Okay, not that a little bit lower than what you.

986
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, it gets worse. I asked her out of how many,

987
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 13: and she said maybe five.

988
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 5: Oh wow, so you're in the top one hundred percent.

989
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Changed everything for you soon, because it just changed everything

990
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: for me.

991
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 6: What did you assume?

992
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 13: It just kind of felt it felt a little humiliating.

993
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 4: Did you tell did you laugh? Or did you say?

994
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 2: Okay, that's rude.

995
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 13: I didn't really know what to say because I already

996
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 13: felt so vulnerable. You know, we're in my bed, naked

997
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 13: and we've just been together.

998
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like getting a participation trophy.

999
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, you know, maybe maybe there was some sort

1000
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 5: of miscommunication or she didn't say quite what she meant.

1001
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,959
Speaker 5: And I'll give her a chance to explain herself right here,

1002
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 5: because I need to let you know. Sierra is on

1003
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 5: the other line of this call listening, wanting to talk

1004
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 5: to you.

1005
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 9: Oh god, oh god.

1006
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: She's the one that should be embarrassed.

1007
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 14: Hills five is like the number one ring, it's the best.

1008
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you were going backwards.

1009
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, She's like, I can't trying to save you.

1010
00:47:53,960 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 14: I feel so bad. First of all, Ashwin, I'm so

1011
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 14: so sorry. I can't believe I made you feel that way,

1012
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 14: and you've been feeling that way this whole time.

1013
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 2: Does that feel good?

1014
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 7: Ashway knowledge she did something wrong?

1015
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

1016
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 5: I mean you're still top.

1017
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 6: Five, jeff.

1018
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 14: Okay, if I if I explain a little bit.

1019
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 5: Yes, go into details about why.

1020
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 9: You know what.

1021
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 4: Men that can take constructive.

1022
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,479
Speaker 5: Through he could do better. Let's work on one step

1023
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 5: at a time.

1024
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 13: And for some reason I didn't do enough fourth place

1025
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 13: stuff I am I am open to.

1026
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: Do.

1027
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 4: Not interrupt that statement, Jeffrey, not enough men make it.

1028
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 3: You should assume you didn't.

1029
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know, actually maybe we shouldn't be asking

1030
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 5: what he could change. Maybe it's better to ask you, Sierra,

1031
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 5: why you said that to him?

1032
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 14: Yes, when I said, oh, you're definitely in the top

1033
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 14: five of five, I was trying to be playful. I

1034
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 14: was trying to make a joke. I was trying to

1035
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 14: be kind of safer.

1036
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 13: Yes, I was kidding.

1037
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a joke.

1038
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 2: Good after sound button or something we could have hit there.

1039
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 14: He's definitely top four for sure. Let's just put.

1040
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 3: I think it doesn't matter.

1041
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 5: It's better, Yes, but you have to do anything that

1042
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 5: was great?

1043
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 13: Can we can we please stop talking about one number

1044
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 13: I'm ranking.

1045
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 14: Yes, I'm so sorry. I'm just so embarrassed. I was

1046
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 14: trying to make a joke. It didn't.

1047
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 4: You definitely have said your apology.

1048
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 5: I think gets the idea that you didn't mean it.

1049
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 5: But we mean this when we say we'd like to

1050
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 5: send you out on another date, the two of you, Ashwyn,

1051
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 5: if you're willing to give her one more chance, we would.

1052
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 4: Don't let your pride stand in the way of this one, Ashwin.

1053
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 13: Yeah no, her explanation definitely definitely makes me feel better

1054
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 13: and embarrassed that I can't take jokes about best time.

1055
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 13: Yeah no, I definitely would be interested in another date.

1056
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 5: All right, So congratulations. That means Sierra, you got what

1057
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 5: you came for another date with as.

1058
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 14: Thank you so so, so so much.

1059
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel like we just had two

1060
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: listeners who own their own mistakes, which is just.

1061
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 4: Wild on this show. It never happens to.

1062
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 3: Be really bad at the show.

1063
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, Can we all agree where do

1064
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 5: I rank? Is a question that should not come up

1065
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 5: until at least date number three?

1066
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 4: Let them tell you just don't ever ever.

1067
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 5: You've ever had that conversation with your husband.

1068
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 4: God, no, why would you have that conversation you just

1069
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 4: let someone tell you that was the best, that was great,

1070
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 4: or you just don't bring it up conversation.

1071
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 3: It's a funny joke.

1072
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, that.

1073
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 7: Was actually really good.

1074
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 5: I don't know if she really was joking, but it

1075
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 5: was the right thing to say in that moment, in

1076
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 5: order to say, well.

1077
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: Finally, finally, the right thing to say exactly.

1078
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 5: And I fully expect to hear from both of them

1079
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 5: when we do.

1080
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 3: An updated I think they're.

1081
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 5: So yeah, we're hopefully by then he's climbed the rankings

1082
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 5: into her top three.

1083
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 7: But what she hasn't added, like ten.

1084
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: More well learning we know what type of relationship they're

1085
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: going to be.

1086
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 5: Right, that's also true. I can't say we are open

1087
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 5: to our listeners ranking us on our podcast. I hope

1088
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 5: we're in the top five, top ten. We'll take top thirty.

1089
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 5: Even as long as we're ahead of j LD than

1090
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 5: we are a big win in our books.

1091
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 7: You just li and say we don't even have a

1092
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 7: list Yeah, before.

1093
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 5: Go and find us wherever you get your podcasts. We're

1094
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 5: up Abroke and Jeffrey Brook.

1095
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the Morning.

1096
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 5: Well, I've written another song of the week.

1097
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 4: Hey, jeff.

1098
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 6: I feel the excitement in the room. It feels genuine.

1099
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 2: And he's actually excited for you.

1100
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 5: Okay, well you know what that means.

1101
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 6: It's time for apologies.

1102
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 5: This is a list in non alphabetical order, to all

1103
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 5: the people who, when they hear my song will probably

1104
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 5: feel wronged or slighted by it in some sort of way.

1105
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 4: Apology list.

1106
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go.

1107
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 6: Let's just go down real quick.

1108
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 5: All the professional musicians and lyricists, bass players and talent agents.

1109
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 5: Of those bass players. I always get mad my employer

1110
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 5: because I know I've embarrassed us again. Yeah, all my

1111
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 5: previous employers for having any association to me.

1112
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 6: My mom, Brook's.

1113
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 5: Mom, our program Director's mom.

1114
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 6: Basically all the moms who are going to listen and

1115
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 6: say what he.

1116
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 5: Doesn't even sound like the real tea paint at all.

1117
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 5: You're right, moms, and I am sorry.

1118
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, now my mom the tea paint expert. Yeah.

1119
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 5: Now that I've pre apologized to everyone, my brand new

1120
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 5: song of the week is coming up right after this.

1121
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 6: It is time for my.

1122
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 5: Song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning

1123
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 5: and in the iconic words of mister Charlie Brown, Oh

1124
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 5: great pumpkin, where are you deserved a bigger laugh for Charlie.

1125
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 5: But now is the time when people are flocking out

1126
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 5: to the local pumpkin patches trying to hunt down the

1127
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 5: perfect gord.

1128
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 7: Right now, I'm.

1129
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 4: A tall and skinny lady.

1130
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 5: Everyone's walking up and down the line saying like, oh,

1131
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 5: you know, this one's too small, this one's too orange,

1132
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 5: this one's not orange, and yeah, that's right yellow. This

1133
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 5: one shaped like brooks head. Bingo, that's exactly what I wanted.

1134
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 4: It's big as a large head round.

1135
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 6: Pop some glasses on it, call it a day.

1136
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 5: But it's really evolved over the years, where before, like

1137
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 5: it was just a little patch of dirt with some

1138
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 5: pumpkins on it, you went, grabbed a few and left.

1139
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 2: I mean before you just went to the grocery store

1140
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 2: parking lot.

1141
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 5: But now they've made it into this whole experience with

1142
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 5: like corn mazes, a rides, and cinnamon doughnut shops and

1143
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 5: farm animal kissing boots.

1144
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: Yes, and you gotta buy apple butter for some reason. Yeah,

1145
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: you'll never use it, but you should buy it.

1146
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 5: It's five dollars to mouth kiss the goat the.

1147
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 6: Farm animal kissing boots.

1148
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: Oh, not the greatest of all times, you must not

1149
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 4: have been listening.

1150
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 5: I was saying, that's okay, But for some families, you're

1151
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 5: not going to get out of there for under one

1152
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 5: hundred dollars anymore.

1153
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 6: It's just not gonna happen.

1154
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 7: That's expensive. I've never been to one lot.

1155
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,439
Speaker 5: It is very commercialized, but that doesn't mean it's any

1156
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 5: less magical. Ah that once you get out there and

1157
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 5: you experience the pure joy of trudging through a muddy

1158
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 5: field on an ice cold day, pain quadruple the price

1159
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 5: of grocery store pumpkins that they pulled from this exact

1160
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 5: same field just a week ago.

1161
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: Many for you.

1162
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, aren't you guys excited or what?

1163
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 9: Ye?

1164
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 5: That's why I had to sing about this time honored

1165
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 5: tradition and instead of doing jay Z's Big pimpin, it's

1166
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 5: young Jeffreys big pumpkin.

1167
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go, Jaz.

1168
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 5: All right, I'll point when I'm ready points, it's big pumpkin, babies,

1169
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 5: big pumpkin. You know why call them?

1170
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 16: Cut them, break them open this scraped out all the

1171
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 16: seeds and take him out the hood.

1172
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 5: Yeah it's going good.

1173
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 16: I'll bake them up any outside it's cold and freeze

1174
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 16: in I'm talking about pumpkin season.

1175
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 5: Bett.

1176
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 16: Get everybody out to the packhand pig, one that's decent

1177
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 16: on the farm. Where to keep them slipping in the mud,

1178
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 16: just like a pig would want to vet you with

1179
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 16: a bottle butt more back then job of the hunt.

1180
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 5: For a cold like a turkey. So I need something

1181
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: to warm me up. Yeah, they say a hot tider

1182
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 5: by the fire.

1183
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 16: And they put it in the dicks because yummy, I

1184
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 16: am hunting for a pumpkin one that is freaking stunning,

1185
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 16: orange colored, rounded daddy, you're pumpkin sugar daddy. They't ward

1186
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 16: be adjuzen because I love them. You're gonna take them

1187
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 16: a home man. It's gonna pry him open, throw them

1188
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 16: in my humband make pumpkin pop.

1189
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, back it all hot.

1190
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 5: Hipped cream on top.

1191
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 16: Need something now, Yeah, we doing big pumpkins full of

1192
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 16: seas check them out.

1193
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 11: Now, big popkins.

1194
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 6: And orange knbree.

1195
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 16: We doing big pumpkins, debrie hollo we and with them

1196
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 16: no return in policy. Don't need a receipt, no, no,

1197
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 16: no going hunting getting filled. Now, I got wet mud

1198
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 16: and my n I can't eaves.

1199
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 5: Throw in a fall chill with the moderate breeze. I

1200
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 5: got more builders than the page like that.

1201
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 6: Shutch e chee.

1202
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 5: Just I'll be in the corner. They don't know where

1203
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 5: to go. Got lost next to you with Scarey Crow.

1204
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 16: My direction fence is terra ba gonna find that track

1205
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 16: to area Oozi trat to ride it off them. That's

1206
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 16: because I call shot gun. Some kid want to fit

1207
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 16: in the front. If I say kid, that's not my problem.

1208
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 16: If a punkin in the much did it.

1209
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 5: I'm suck.

1210
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 6: Just gotta wiggle it.

1211
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 16: Go to grab him up the stand man, jiggle it

1212
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 16: second base with a little more vigorous go take us

1213
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 16: look and the Punkins out in the field and they

1214
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 16: lit to the flow. So man, these shades of orange skit.

1215
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 16: It's like gone on Jersey Show.

1216
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 5: Come in a Jack o' lance and it's so rabbit

1217
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 5: you just can't handle.

1218
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 16: Put it on the porch outside and shots O'Brien oncus

1219
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 16: my tee like candle know that these button when I

1220
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 16: comes a new pumpkin was gone because singer RelA called

1221
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 16: it just.

1222
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 5: The uber back home.

1223
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 16: Shout out to the patches with the auto attractions. And

1224
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 16: I really hope that the cash in because of going

1225
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 16: that fruit as Kirby, as a Kardashian. There ain't no

1226
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 16: point in the wearing skins, fresh mat donut Cinnamon's walked.

1227
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 5: Out that farm with the double kid.

1228
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 16: But I go back again because we be off Snoggain

1229
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 16: wearing augh leeves, sand flannels shirt, dumping our new l beans.

1230
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 5: We loaded big pumpkins into my back seat.

1231
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,919
Speaker 16: Couldn't make it to the farm, so we went down

1232
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 16: the street and now we.

1233
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 5: Beat country bumpkins in the city.

1234
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 16: Just buy it Star pumpkins after Grofu Floree rocking my

1235
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 16: noraw face that they co ander g in the parking

1236
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 16: lot patch where the fry used to be.

1237
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, rock drop a pumpkin.

1238
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 4: God, it makes you want to go this year. Last

1239
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 4: year I did just take my kids to the grocery store.

1240
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1241
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 5: God, it's magical, but not quite as magical.

1242
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 4: We still took one selfie.

1243
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 7: One selfie guys parking lot.

1244
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll photoshop like a beautiful background behind us later.

1245
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: Keep it real, Jeff, whatever you need to do to

1246
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 2: get your pumpkins.

1247
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 4: That was inspiration exactly.

1248
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 5: Everybody's hunt looks different depending on who you are and

1249
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 5: where you are, but there's nothing that beats the magic

1250
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 5: of grabbing that perfect pumpkin.

1251
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, you like the song, you have to cargo pumpkin.

1252
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 7: Jeff's face is year.

1253
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 5: I appreciate that and text in seven eight five night too,

1254
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 5: you could tell us what you thought about the song

1255
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 5: of the week. We're going to post the video with

1256
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 5: all the lyrics on all of our socials on our

1257
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 5: YouTube on Instagram, TikTok all of it af broken JAF.

1258
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 2: Fast raps because then you talk really fast afterwards.

1259
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah.

1260
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 6: Let's just get this over with a.

1261
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1262
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 15: Coming to you live from the Brook and Jeffrey Studios.

1263
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 15: Seven of the ongoing trivia about between defending champion Brooke

1264
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 15: Fox and her challenger Garritts.

1265
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 5: She's played them six times so far, they're locked out

1266
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 5: and even three and three, making this one for all

1267
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 5: the mar one game one moment. Who will rise to

1268
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 5: the occasion.

1269
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 2: Let's go win the whole day.

1270
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 6: Brook, That was great, That was amazing.

1271
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 2: I was excited.

1272
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 5: How do you do under presser's situations? Brook, better or worse?

1273
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm really good under pressure.

1274
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: You have to be if you're a procrastinator, if you're

1275
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: someone that procrastinates.

1276
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: In life, you have to be able to do it all,

1277
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 4: last minute, all the same.

1278
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 5: You can how your laziness pays off? And Garrett, how

1279
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 5: do you do under pressure situations? This is game seven

1280
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 5: for you.

1281
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 13: I am the king of procrastination, so I guess that's

1282
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 13: a good sign.

1283
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 7: Oh wow, zero studying for this.

1284
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 5: Two procrastinators. Let's see how it goes. Brooks leaving the

1285
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 5: studio and you got thirty seconds to answer as many

1286
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1287
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 5: say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out right if.

1288
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 6: You want to win.

1289
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Let's do it? Of course you are here,

1290
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 5: We go. Your time starts now. Today is national past today.

1291
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 5: What country is the largest producer of pasta in the world, Italy,

1292
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 5: China or the US?

1293
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 6: Yes, China.

1294
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 5: The liquid part of your blood is called what goombas,

1295
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 5: shy guys and chain jompers are all bad guys? From

1296
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 5: what video game franchise Super Mario Brothers. The song we

1297
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 5: Don't Talk About Bruno is from what Disney movie?

1298
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 14: In Kanto?

1299
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, who was god of the underworld? What

1300
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 5: Asian country was originally called Siam?

1301
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 13: Taiwan.

1302
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 6: I don't know that's wrong.

1303
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 5: Appreciate you tossing out an answer there. Garrett now Brooks

1304
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 5: coming back into the studio, and it says on my

1305
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 5: screener here, Garrett, I says, on my screener here, can't

1306
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 5: talk the stretch, No, No, We're just gonna skip to

1307
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 5: learning more about Garrett, who says he loves Halloween and

1308
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 5: he has three kids who are going to be dressing

1309
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 5: up for the holiday. What are your kids dressing as? Garrett?

1310
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 5: I think Mario is actually going to be my youngest man.

1311
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 4: That's good.

1312
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 5: Jose's got some mushrooms that your kid can borrow.

1313
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 11: Character that'll be a fun experience.

1314
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't have to use them, but you know,

1315
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 5: carry him around.

1316
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 2: Are you do you dress up to Garrett?

1317
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 11: You know, I haven't in a long time.

1318
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 9: Maybe I will this year.

1319
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1320
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 4: See that's the thing.

1321
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 2: You got to be a good example of those teens.

1322
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 5: Yeah weird, you know. Yeah, you can be Yoshi, have

1323
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 5: your have your little one ride you all like that?

1324
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 7: Are you Princess Peach dude? Have her come save you?

1325
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 6: That'd be hilarious. Yeah, yeah, we got ideas for you.

1326
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,479
Speaker 5: And now It's Brooks turn. Are you ready?

1327
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:31,959
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

1328
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today's National Pasta Day. What country

1329
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 5: is the largest producer of pasta in the world, Italy,

1330
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 5: China or the US?

1331
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 4: Oh?

1332
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 2: Probably China.

1333
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 5: The liquid part of your blood is called.

1334
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 2: What heapen globe globein Gumba's.

1335
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 5: Shy guys and chain jumpers are all bad guys. From

1336
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 5: what video game franchise Fortnite? The song we Don't talk

1337
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 5: About Bruno is from what Disney food movie?

1338
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 4: The Family Madrigal? Oh, my God in Canto?

1339
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, who was God of the underworld? He

1340
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 5: got really excited about.

1341
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 4: We've been getting into Greek mythology in our family because

1342
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 4: my son's reading.

1343
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 2: All the Percy Jackson books. Oh really, yeah?

1344
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 8: Cool?

1345
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 5: Cool?

1346
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 7: I don't know if we're not. Is he also in

1347
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 7: the Underworld?

1348
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 4: You should read They also have a good series out

1349
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 4: right now, I.

1350
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Speaker 7: Can't read, and you know that. Don't call me out

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Speaker 7: on the air.

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Speaker 5: Some side stories aren't worth mentioning.

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Speaker 6: So there you go.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did

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Speaker 5: with Jose.

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Speaker 7: The scare It. You got five?

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Speaker 5: All right, what a good game?

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Speaker 7: Seven?

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Speaker 4: Garret God five, Brooke comes up to the plane and.

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Speaker 5: Game seven you bring down bro Well, hey, Garrett like you,

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Speaker 5: let's go the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 6: It's National Pasta Day.

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Speaker 5: The country that's the largest producer of pasta in the

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Speaker 5: world is China, five point three million tons of pasta

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Speaker 5: produced there a year. Italy is second at four point

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Speaker 5: two million noodles so much liquid. Part of your blood

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Speaker 5: is called the plasma. Goombas, Sha guys and chain chompers

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Speaker 5: are all bad guys from Super Mario Brothers.

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Speaker 6: Garrett had a little bit of advantage.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that one. The song we don't talk about Bruno

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Speaker 5: is from the movie Incanto.

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Speaker 7: You got there.

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Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, god of the underworld would be Hades

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Speaker 5: and the Asian country that was originally called Siam Thailand.

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Speaker 5: Thailand changed it in nineteen thirty nine after the Siamese revolutions.

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Speaker 5: Sting Garrett, Congratsio took down Brook. You get one hundred

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Speaker 5: bucks plus just for playing. We're giving you a pair

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Speaker 5: of tickets to see Maroon five at Climate Pledge Arena

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Speaker 5: on October twenty first.

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Speaker 6: Sweet All right, wow.

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Speaker 2: Gary, you're pretty even keel for being the champion.

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Speaker 6: I'll come back.

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Speaker 5: Don't worry, we'll start another series. Okay, they'll stomp you

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Speaker 5: all over again. Brooke, thanks for playing Garrett. We're gonna

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Speaker 5: do Windbrooks Blocks the same time on

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Speaker 9: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.