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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hello everyone. It's me Sam, famed and beloved

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Speaker 1: co host of UM notable podcast Radio Lab that you're

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Speaker 1: currently listening to. I'm here with a little announcement, and

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Speaker 1: that is that I am doing a solo show called

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Speaker 1: Club Comic at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn on February at

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Speaker 1: seven thirty pm. UH. Tickets are available now. This show

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Speaker 1: is beloved by me. I used to do it before

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Speaker 1: the pandemic and um, it's like club tracks and videos

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Speaker 1: and stand up and yeah, it's upon club Comic, get it.

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Speaker 1: But it's it's always really fun. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: should I bring it back. I'm a different person now

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Speaker 1: that the global pandemic and everything. But then I was like, wait, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't change it all. I'm actually the exact same person. UM,

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Speaker 1: So I'm bringing it back to the Bellhouse February seventeen,

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't be more excited. So get tickets. I

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Speaker 1: look forward to seeing your gorgeous but tastefully flawed faces

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Speaker 1: and there. Okay, enjoy the episode by bye okay wow.

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Speaker 1: UM podcast starts now. Hello all, Welcome to Stradio Lab.

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Speaker 1: What a huge day it is UM for the community.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted to see where you were taking that.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Oh? How am I? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, I um I am. You know I did

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Speaker 1: break my New Year's resolution today. What was it? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was I was waking up earlier and today I

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Speaker 1: threw it out the window and woke up sort of.

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Speaker 1: The nine thirty space again is not terrible. It's not terrible,

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Speaker 1: but you consider early well, it's just the difference is small.

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Speaker 1: But my goal is to wake up at eight thirty. Know,

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Speaker 1: the difference is I think there's a world of difference

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Speaker 1: tough because it's hard to get up at eight thirty,

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Speaker 1: but you still don't get even the credit. Like people

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Speaker 1: are still like, you know sometimes yes, no, it's absolutely right,

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Speaker 1: I think. I mean, of course the dream is seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: Of course when i'm you know, I know, I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to wait. I know both away, but I want to

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Speaker 1: be a part of the verse. So okay, is the

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Speaker 1: news religion to wake up early every day for the

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Speaker 1: rest of your life, every day for the rest I'm

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Speaker 1: Bob the drag Queen. Everyone is the goal to every day,

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life wake up early or

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Speaker 1: is it like wake up early more often? It's wake

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Speaker 1: to commit to it for like the month of January,

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Speaker 1: like I wanted to, like you know how you have

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Speaker 1: to create and you have you like do you listening?

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Speaker 1: We are recording on the ninth. We made nine days

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Speaker 1: but last week I was so good. Yeah. Sam and

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Speaker 1: I have the most temped New Year's resolutions, Like we're like, well,

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Speaker 1: we're not drinking on week days, but of course Friday

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Speaker 1: to like just take deep breaths from Yeah. It's truly,

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Speaker 1: like I'll work out three days a week and walking

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Speaker 1: counts none of it. I am. I had a friend

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Speaker 1: She was like, why I stopped drinking this summer And

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Speaker 1: we're like, brol you had to drink during the show. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I drink during the show. But other than that, I

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Speaker 1: as a weekend. Well. I think what she bowed down

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Speaker 1: not drinking all week days. And then I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of putting that T in your capital

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Speaker 1: If anyone else here wants to party with a capital tea,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I do, but if someone does, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what part of capital is you know what

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Speaker 1: google it Mary, We're not do your research. We're not

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Speaker 1: and have fun trying to Google with cap slot with

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Speaker 1: own research. No, I mean at this point, I don't

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Speaker 1: I did my own research. I mean I half respect

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Speaker 1: Yes it's completely misinformed, but they're learning how to use

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Speaker 1: I had There's a burrito in my neighborhood that I've

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Speaker 1: I've never enjoyed this burrito. And I saw a single

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Speaker 1: you did, You're you're actually being responsible. You're sort of

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Speaker 1: with pop culture stuff. When I don't know something, it

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Speaker 1: the world like Will and Grace and Golden Girls. I

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Speaker 1: it's not a sitcom. Yeah, it's not. Like I'm just like, fine,

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Speaker 1: way that they rediscovered friends. Will and Grace is so

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Speaker 1: much better than people give it credit for. That's a great, brilliant, brilliant,

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Speaker 1: like there really is this unspoken agreement, whether it's like

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Speaker 1: people have their jack friends and people have their normal friends,

422
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: and if they're feeling jack, they go with their jack friends,

423
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: and if they're feeling like they could use a break

424
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 1: and have a glass of wine, they hang out with us. Yeah.

425
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 1: That was at a birthday party of the day, and

426
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: it was like a bunch of us like hanging out

427
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 1: all very well. One of the one of the people

428
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: in the group is like kind of buff, but like

429
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 1: kind of dooey buff, like like he's like a strong guy,

430
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 1: but it's like got a lot of fluff on it.

431
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 1: And then it's one guy walked in who was like

432
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: an Instagram and he was like tall and like I

433
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: remember the first time I saw me. He was like

434
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Speaker 1: go going out a party and I was like, this

435
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 1: guy is a huge as and a great body. So

436
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: then one of those buck Then we were all like, oh, hey,

437
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: a buff is here. There's a buff here, Guys, there's

438
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,880
Speaker 1: a buff here, And we're not gonna no one's gonna

439
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: talk about the buff being here being buff. We're gonna

440
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: treat the buff like a normal person. And we did

441
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: a pretty good job with treating the buff like a

442
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: very normal person. And then the buff left. Then we

443
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: continued our night. But if it didn't, it was it

444
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 1: was like what you say, like the jacked came over

445
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: to the normans and was like, let's hang out for

446
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: a little while. Yeah, it's almost if you're a jacked

447
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: and you're listening to this podcast, please uh hashtag Jacked

448
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: outreach program, let us know. Well, I I've been put

449
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: in this position recently where it's like the domestic friend

450
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I was horrified to find out that

451
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: I was like the person you to to like have

452
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: a calm night. I was like, no, no, no, no,

453
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I'm a nightmare. And it was like they

454
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: were like, oh, it's just finally it's nice to get

455
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: out of the scene for a second and like have

456
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 1: a nice dinner. And I was like, no, because I

457
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: get crazy. I have a mountain dew plus and I

458
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: started knitting. It was shocking to me. Um, well, you guys,

459
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: I know, you guys think I'm normal, but I have

460
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: recons witch from Coke zero to regular Coca Cola. It's

461
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: really like, yeah, I'll protest to I mean, that was

462
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 1: the case with New Year's this year, where I really

463
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: wanted to be someone who's just like out till six am,

464
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,239
Speaker 1: and then I was. It ended up where we were

465
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: truly eating lasagna. I was like, all right, well we

466
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: did that to yourself. I'll say this, just one more

467
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: point about jack people is I think there needs to

468
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: be one rule and it will have an equalizing effect,

469
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: and the rule is that jack people simply are not

470
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Speaker 1: legally should not be legally allowed to have a sense

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Speaker 1: of humor. Mm, because I think the shoe is when

472
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: someone is jacked and then they will sort of post

473
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: be self aware about it and post a photo that's like, um,

474
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: so I guess this is my personality now, or something

475
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 1: that's like no, no, no no, no, I can say that

476
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: about you. I know what you're saying. You're saying like

477
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: the type that like makes a funny face while shirtless, yes, yeah,

478
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: or you people who are like genuinely jacked and funny,

479
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: like Mataylo Lane is like very jacked and very funny.

480
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: I guess yeah. I mean we are running into the

481
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: Meteo Lane problem. What happens to someone is an actual

482
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: town up comedian who was jacked, right, But it's also

483
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: this new thing of like this this new thing I

484
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: realized of really hot like conventionally attractive straight guy comedian.

485
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's like because for a while, straight guy

486
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: comedians were just like average looking to full on trolls,

487
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But now there's this this

488
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 1: TikTok thing where these guys and they are I will

489
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: say they are a lot of them are actually quite funny,

490
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But a lot of guys

491
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: are like but there are people who are like they are.

492
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: They're like decent looking, but their sense of humor some

493
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: extra points, like like Andrew what's his name, Shoals? Is

494
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: that his name? Oh? Yes, yes, like Andrew Shoals. He's

495
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: not gonna go He's no model, but he's not a

496
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: foot you know what I mean, And the fact that

497
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: he has a sense of humor edges him over. But

498
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: there's this. There are these comedians on TikTok who are like, like,

499
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: they look like fucking Abercrombie models, and they are also

500
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: genuinely hilarious, And I'm like, well, this isn't same appropriate

501
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: some something I think when Thane snapped something riptured in

502
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: the time space continued, and I just want to say, like,

503
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: the way that you are not aware of sex in

504
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: the city is how I feel about these hot straight

505
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: TikTok comedians where I'm like, I, in order to protect myself,

506
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: I can't know about any of these people existing. Yeah,

507
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,959
Speaker 1: and I can't find their names. I don't remember any

508
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: of any of their names, but um, they're they're out there,

509
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: they in these streets. I mean, I always say I

510
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: literally got into comedy in order to meet shlubs, and

511
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: I just can't exist in the world in which comedians

512
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: are really really hot, especially the straight guys. You know,

513
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: do you think I feel about hot drag quays? How

514
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: do think I feel about dragoons who are hot? Out

515
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: of Dray, I'm like, this is where the trolls live.

516
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: We we bald headed, dad bodied trolls who get to

517
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: be the queen of the bar for one night. This

518
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: is where we reside. What are you doing? You Like,

519
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: there's a big thing like a New York City where

520
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: lot of people are like, I'm gonna go boy, but

521
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm also a drag queen. And I was like, well,

522
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,239
Speaker 1: just fucking can you not? But this is like if

523
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: this is exactly what I'm saying with like not with them,

524
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: sort of like not being allowed to have a sense

525
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: of humor, like you can't because then they've become self

526
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: aware about it and they're like, yeah, I'm the muscle queen.

527
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm the like yeah, it's so l O L. I like,

528
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 1: out of drag, I look like a construction worker, but

529
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: then in drag I'm fierce well and not just a

530
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: construction worker, like a construction worker on a fucking like calendar.

531
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 1: What I mean, not like an actual construction worker, which

532
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 1: looks like gross and dirty, but like an Andrew Christian

533
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: construction worker scene. Yeah, sort of like a Fifth Harmony

534
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: backup dancer construction worker on the bulldozer. We ain't gotta

535
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: go to work. Um. But yeah, but but also, you know,

536
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: more power to them. Like, you know, I'll shout out

537
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: to all the the very conventionally attractive guys who decided

538
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 1: to do drag and have become you know, mega stars.

539
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: Shout those guys. Shout out to straight men doing drags.

540
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: Shout out to you know, just everyone out there. Shout

541
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: out to everyone. Shout out to everyone. Shout mentioned it.

542
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: But have you talked about the fact that the world's

543
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: most successful drag queen is fully a straight man? I

544
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: think so true. Yeah, the world most successful drag queen

545
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: is Tyler Perry. Really I thought you, like, who do

546
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: you think I meant? I thought you meant um, damn Edna. Yes, wait,

547
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: but but yes, it's so true about Tyler Perry. I

548
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: would say the world's most is very successful and it's

549
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: aso straight man. But Tyler Berry is a is a

550
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: full on drag way. Tlier Berry is fully doing drag.

551
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: Every Tyler Perry movie is that RuPaul's drag rays acting challenge,

552
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: but not just Tyler Perry, like when you know when

553
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sort of one of the only defenders

554
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: of the movie Norbit nort, I mean Eddie Murphy's. When

555
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy is in drag, it's like genius, well ednywe

556
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 1: this thing. I was at the difference between Eddie Murphy

557
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: and Tyler Perry. That Eddie Murphy does drag from time

558
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: to time. Tyler Perry's entire career, yeah, the whole crux

559
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: of his career was centered around being in drag, whereas

560
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy did a lot of movies INDI drag a

561
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: couple of times, like Nightie Professor and Norbitt beside, I

562
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: can't think of him doing outside Ni Professor, nor I

563
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: guess it was just Nightie Professor and of course NIGHTI

564
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: Professor to the Clumps, which actually was a good movie.

565
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: It was a good movie, and and it also it

566
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: was one of those movies that has like an original

567
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: song is not that is way better than it has

568
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: any right to be. Janet Jackson, Um doesn't really matter

569
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: the song it's from the Clump soundtrack. Is anyone remembered,

570
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: um when Dave Chappelle played a comedian who gets heckled

571
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: and attacked, and then he actually was a comedian who

572
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: was heckled and got attacked, Like five years later in

573
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: The Professor, Eddie Murphy heckles Dave Chappelle and then attacks

574
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: him on stage, and then five years later Dave Chappelle

575
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: got heckled and tackled right while doing comedy. Well, the

576
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: only thing left is for Eddie Murphy and Tyler Perry

577
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: in drag to both come and tackle Dave Chappelle. Wow,

578
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: that would be such a powerful statement, you bet. Oh

579
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: and that reminds me of wrestling. Oh yeah, wait, we

580
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: have to do our first. We are we are going

581
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: to do rest. It was like, it's not just Tyler Perry.

582
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: It's like the if you zoom out from the gay world,

583
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: the most iconic to people I really try not. Yeah

584
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: yeah I can't. I actually can. The most iconic drag

585
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: performances of the average person in the world are all

586
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: straight men. It's like Mrs out Fire, it's Tyler Perry,

587
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: it's um Toutsie. What I think now? I think nowadays,

588
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: if you ask people to name a drag queen that

589
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: almost everyone in America at least and the UK and

590
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: Espania and down under in Mexico and l they have

591
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: a franchise, We'll probably say RuPaul Paul because RuPaul is

592
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: as far as the term drag queen, I would say,

593
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: the most recognizable person and to be associated with the

594
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: term drag even though I put it in my name

595
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: to try to get some of that, I think in

596
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: a couple of years you will be more famous than RuPaul.

597
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: It's so like you just uh predicted RuPaul's death on

598
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: this podcast. I was like, how many years, George, how

599
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: many like to the day? Yeah, truly that was a um, Sam,

600
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: should we do our first segment? I think we should

601
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: do our first segment. But where do you say at

602
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: a quick question? Have you heard this this like this,

603
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: like these YouTube page like predict like the depths of celebrities,

604
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: and so it'll be like it'll be like this this

605
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: YouTube page predicted Queenlizabeth's death, and it'll be like Queen

606
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: Lizbeth dies on this day, and then they released Then

607
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: you'll see the video was released, but it is like uh,

608
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: but they're like, oh, it was uploaded fifteen years ago. Wait, so,

609
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: so how do the YouTube channels themselves work if someone

610
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: just predicting various different dates so that one of them

611
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: is right. I have a theory that someone just made

612
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: three hundred and six videos and every year they just

613
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're usually fifteen years ago. Someone just

614
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: make a bunch of videos being like a queens on

615
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: this day this year, and then at the end of

616
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: you just upload them all and then you just make

617
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: one of them public when she dies. When you make

618
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: a public uploaded Yeah, that wouldn actually be huge for

619
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: our numbers. Maybe ever you have to, but you'd have

620
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: to keep making that person's death every year, or you

621
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: do a couple of in a row. You could, like

622
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: if if you want to beat someone old, I would

623
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: if you're gonna pick someone you want to do someone old,

624
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: or you want to get really wild and really like

625
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: because it's always it's never like someone who like dies

626
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: suddenly at a young You know what, I would never

627
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: pick you know, Charlie x X, because unless you're really

628
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: interesting playing the longest yeah, or if we want to

629
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: actually murder her ourselves, well that's old people out there,

630
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,479
Speaker 1: like Morgan Freeman's not young freeman. That's a good one.

631
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I mean, I hate to say it,

632
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Speaker 1: but Anthony Hopkins, Oh, of course this is not particularly

633
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Speaker 1: young James Earl Jones is not a spring chicken. We

634
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Speaker 1: can start protecting some deathst options. Um well, I think

635
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Speaker 1: before we do our segment, I also want to say

636
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm loving how free flowing we're being. We're being so normal,

637
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: your whole flow. You you did a perfect job. And

638
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: people actually are too respectful of our format, and it's

639
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: meant to be disrespect true, it's true. I just think

640
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: a founding principle of this podcast is that, um, we

641
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: actually are not We don't care about the format at all,

642
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: and so I think when people think we're taking it seriously,

643
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: it reads as insincere. And I felt, I'm glad that

644
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: you could see through that. Well, thank you, I appreciate that. No,

645
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: it does feel like it unlocked something we've never ever before,

646
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 1: just not done an intro, and I'm like, wow, did

647
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: we have did we ever need one? Well, listeners will

648
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: let us know, I'm sure. I guess they're very vocal.

649
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: They'll be storming the capital soon to make their voices heard.

650
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: If we tell them they'll do it. And I'm gonna

651
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Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. If you if you liked

652
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: or didn't like how this intro went, I want you

653
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: to storm that capital and I want you to break

654
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: in and I want you to do whatever the hell

655
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: you want and I and uh and I want to say,

656
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, if you didn't like how it went, storm

657
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: the capitol, if you did like how it went, storm

658
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: RuPaul's house, someone actually ship on Nancy Pelosi's desk that

659
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: during the during the inser actually shot. I guess I

660
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: remember hearing about that Bigger News, but you know, we

661
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: hear so much. I truly like at this point, don't

662
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: remember what is a joke? And what israel? What if

663
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: Trump was gay? I well, like, what if he what

664
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: if he had the same personality but was it but

665
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: was like a liberal and was like like a just

666
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: a really famous, eccentric gay guy who ran for president

667
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: got elected. I mean it would all kind of click then,

668
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: like if he was liberal and gay and had this personality,

669
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: it would actually make sense. Yeah, sort of. This is

670
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: this is sort of how I feel about the George

671
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: Santos thing, where I'm like, I'm like, yes, he's bad,

672
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: big guys should be allowed to lie, don't you think.

673
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm sort of like, yeah, like, yeah, I don't think

674
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: you should be in Congress, Like I don't think you

675
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: should be in the government. But I also don't think

676
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: gay men generally should be punished for lying. I mean,

677
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: if anything, it's like he's shown the flaws in our

678
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: system and actually needed that, Like exactly, thank you for

679
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,479
Speaker 1: letting us know that we're that flawed. Literally the court

680
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: gesture that exposes the flaws of the entire system. Yeah,

681
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: that's satire, that's commentary. Is he is a satirist. John

682
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: Stewart found dead in a ditch. He's a satirist. I'm

683
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: gonna quit. I'm gonna quarius. I do love that he has.

684
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do about it. He has that

685
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: sort of sour gay face of him, like the little

686
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: pouty lips. I know, I know that face. Are there

687
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: any pot what does he look like? It's just Google

688
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: George Santos. Every photo is what I'm talking about. He

689
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: has gay. Oh yeah he does, Yeah he do. Oh

690
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, gay and pouty for sure.

691
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: Sort of like it's like what I look like right

692
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: after a bartender speaks to me in a slightly uh,

693
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: you know, in a slightly disrespectful tone. I'm like when

694
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: Martin was like, hurry up, honey, we got exactly, I'm like,

695
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: what I deserve? What do you want? What do you bata? Right? Voka?

696
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: Just take your voka soda? Bagg it. Honestly, if you're

697
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: in a bar, if you're in a game bar, just

698
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: make a bunch of vodka. So just let them pick

699
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: them up and leave the money. It's gonna be, my god,

700
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: it will make it easier, just just lyne to be

701
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: like and there a sitting order. This is all the

702
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: way down. Here is Belvedere, and this is well. So

703
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: just go line up by how poor you are, grab

704
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: your drink, and just leave the money. I have always said,

705
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: like after a certain hour, you should only be allowed

706
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: to order like a vodka soda or a tequila soda.

707
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: Like there should not be options. And the fact that

708
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: you are making options is like insane to me, Like

709
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: you're not gonna actually order like a Manhattan when like

710
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: at the club, like everyone calmed down, like no one

711
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: over the ad the long eye on ice t where

712
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: to god, I was at a divy you know gay bar.

713
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago. It took like twenty five

714
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 1: minutes to get to the point where I could place

715
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 1: my order, and the person before me ordered a miss

716
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: skal NEGRONI No, that's insane. I was like, what do

717
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: you think this is? Like? Are you lost? Did you

718
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: get lost? I'll have a Moscow mule. You're not at

719
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: the Chateau Marmot, honey, you're at You're at Akbar, literally

720
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: at a bar. Oh my god, you're at Barracuda and Chelsea.

721
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: You're not You're not at the Rainbow Room. Honey. No,

722
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: it's insane. But on a version of that joke for

723
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: l A and a version for New York And thank

724
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: you for that because you said a bar and I

725
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: was like, what's going on? And then I was like, oh,

726
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: I should do a New York City version. Can I

727
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: tell you so Akbar? Fridae? Who does know? It was

728
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: a gay bar in l A? I years ago the

729
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: first time I ever did a comedy show there. I

730
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: had not spent a lot of time in l A.

731
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: And I didn't know bar. I didn't know it was

732
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: a gay bar, and I was just sort of I

733
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: was like running late to the show, and I didn't

734
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: take in my strandings and I just like went right

735
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: straight to the back room where the comedy show was.

736
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: So in my mind it was just like a bar.

737
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: And I start performing, and I keep referencing in my

738
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: jokes as though I'm talking to a room full of

739
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: straight people. I'm like, you guys probably don't know this,

740
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah, like oh, I'm the only gay

741
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: guy in the room. Like I kept like doing references

742
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: like that, and truly, after my set, it it sunk

743
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: in that the entire time I had been performing at

744
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: like one of the main gay bars in Los Angeles.

745
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: It was so funny and I and during the show,

746
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: like I pointed to someone I was like sort of

747
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: talked to her as though she was a straight woman.

748
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: Then I looked at her with clear eyes after I

749
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: got offstage, truly wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans,

750
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: like so clearly all but you guys probably never heard

751
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: of this place, but it's called fire your eyelids, And

752
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: people were looking at me with such blank stairs, And

753
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: of course that was only reaffirming what I thought. I

754
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, they don't even get gay humor, because

755
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm like the only gay guy here. So there's one

756
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: things called tops. I'm sure you guys don't know who

757
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: Alaska Thunder one of them, but in the gay world

758
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: she's a big deal, like we know that is so.

759
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: So there's this performer, her name's Lady Gaga. God, I mean,

760
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: do you remember Lady gott hit the scene? What like older?

761
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: I was like twenty two, You guys are a little

762
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: bit younger than I am. I was the perfect I

763
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: was the I'm the perfect age to be a Lady

764
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: Gaga famied. First of all, me and Lady are the

765
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: same age as six years old, So I'm like literally

766
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: the age where like when she was big. You all,

767
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: unless you were in the clubs when Bad Romance came out,

768
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: you will never understand the rush of hearing what and

769
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: like everyone literally, I mean we were screaming like she

770
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: was in the club. We were we were screaming like

771
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: she was there. And also during that rate, it's like

772
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: she could show up right, So it wasn't out of

773
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: the question that she would show up to Act Bar,

774
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 1: to my comedy show at Act one. There actually there

775
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: actually a video of this direct named Hecklena introducing Lady Gaga.

776
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, of course. And she's like, but

777
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: she also did. She was like, give it up for

778
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: like who lady Lady Gaga? All right, give it up

779
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: for some girl named Lady Gaga. I guess Wow. I

780
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: love that. No. I was in college and I still

781
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: remember it being like so I felt like so edgy,

782
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: being like I'm gonna put Lady Gaga on at the party,

783
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 1: and like being like I don't care that there's fat

784
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: guys here, like they need to hear it, like it's

785
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: really good music. Actually, you did it for the culture?

786
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: Did I had to. I had to raise up her voice. Okay,

787
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: this is actually the longest we've gone without doing our

788
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: first segment ever, which I think is a slave um.

789
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: But now I'm being a slave to the format and

790
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: I think you should do it. But you know what

791
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: slave triggered? Wow, your checker, priblege, thank you for calling

792
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: me in. All right, Well, now that Sam has brought

793
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: up slavery again, I guess we can start doing brought

794
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: the show to a screeching hot with his blatant racism.

795
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: Now we can continue the show. So our first segment

796
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: is called straight Shooters, and in the segment. We test

797
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: your familiarity with and complicity and straight culture by giving

798
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: you a series of rapid fire questions. We have to

799
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 1: pick this thing or that thing. And the one rule

800
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: is you cannot ask any follow up questions ever about

801
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: how it works. And it's a I think question, follow question, Sam,

802
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: take it away? Okay, Bob being short like a Corgi

803
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: or being hung like a horsey, hung like a horsey. Okay, Bob.

804
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: The World Cup or the World according to garb the

805
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: World Cup Okay, Loki falling off or Loki on Disney Plus,

806
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Speaker 1: Loki on Disney Plus, Ordering a steak well done, or

807
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: tolerating a man because he's hung well to hold sea,

808
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: ordering a steak well done, Wow, Like and subscribe or

809
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: catch and release like and subscribe, catch up like fishing

810
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: green juice or babag um while green Jews. Do you

811
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Speaker 1: know the crimes have gone up out there? You make

812
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: that Couchichi coo or Google Gaga okay, decide. Note years ago,

813
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: there was an album of Lady Gaga songs released as

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00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: Lullaby Is called Google Gaga absolutely and it is still

815
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: on Spotify. It it's called Google Gotta. You can listen

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00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: to born this way as a lullaby. So going with

817
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 1: Google Gaga. Wow, I love that, um mayor of Easttown

818
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: or Blair of Gossip Girl, Mayor of East Town me either, actually,

819
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: And I've been pretending my whole life like I did.

820
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: This is actually my coming out. I never watched Gossip Girl,

821
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: your Brave you you would the kid from Stranger Things.

822
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: Both came out the same month. I'm so proud of

823
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: both of you. Thank you. Yeah, me and Noah were

824
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: the same, with the same age. No one's coming out

825
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: didn't make any news. We're all like, literally, girl, um no,

826
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: you're actually that was like so actually radical that it

827
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: didn't make a splash at all. I was like, oh,

828
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: I guess gay guys are just normal. No, wasn't so like,

829
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't it wasn't. He also like semi outed six

830
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: months ago and he you know rightfully, so was like not,

831
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: you know, I'll do it on my own terms. And

832
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: then six months later it was like, wow, yeah, so

833
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: I am. I think his biggest news was when he

834
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: was in a fight with Doja Cat yes, which that

835
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,720
Speaker 1: was informal coming out. You don't get fight with Dojakat

836
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: and be straight. You can't it's also like way to

837
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: bury the lead, like you can't. It's more iconic to

838
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: get in a fight with Doja Cat than it is

839
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: to come out. Have you seen the clip with Dojakat

840
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: going stopping a faggot? It's my favorite. It doesn't bother

841
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: me and I love it. I love it. I'm gonna

842
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 1: that's why coming out. I love the clip of Dojakat

843
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: going stop being a faggot. I mean, she can say it.

844
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: I think she's fine. I think everyone's not everyone, but

845
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: pop girlies can say it. Of course they've earned it.

846
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: They give us so much, and not Katie Perry. Well,

847
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: that's it would sound hateful from her. Yeah, she should

848
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: not sound really hateful from her. Actually she believe it,

849
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, she probably did believe it at some point.

850
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: You remember when do you remember when when um, when

851
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: Lady got got caught? It called to people, um oriental oriente.

852
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 1: And it's actually recently that she still performs in full.

853
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: I'm really surprised she hasn't like changed the lyrics yet.

854
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: What's stop? Have you seen the clip of tire Bank

855
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: going get the fag I'm not watching that. You've seen that? Sam? Right? No? No,

856
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: this is come on. That's one of my favorite clips

857
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: of all time. No, Tyra Banks didn't get the fag

858
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: off the TV. I'm not watching That is probably be

859
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: one of the most iconic. Oh my god, it's so good.

860
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: What is that from? Like from tar Banks? What it's from?

861
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: It is from the Tyra Bank Show where she had

862
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: members of the Westboro Baptist Church on and so they're

863
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: talking about how they're homophobic. So then Tyra goes, so,

864
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: if a gay person comes up on TV, do you

865
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: guys go get the fact off the TV. I'm not

866
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: watching that. Literally, yeah, yeah, So that they're the whole

867
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: build up where she's like, con they call her a

868
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: fag enabler, when you're a fag enabler, and she goes, well,

869
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: if you don't like it so much, why would you could?

870
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: What happened was what the girls like, we were at home,

871
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: we were sick with the flues. We've been watch all

872
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: of your show. She was, why why did you been

873
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: watching hop model if you're so humble? I thought you said,

874
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: get the fact off the TV. I'm not watching that,

875
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: but she split it up in the It's also a

876
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: great Kasha David has a song called Season Queen, but

877
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: one impartant the song she says, kill yourself with love

878
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: and light. But she's separates so much that there's just

879
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: a clip of her going kill yourself. Okay, this is

880
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: this is so iconic. I'm obsessed with its Yeah, just

881
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: kill yourself spreading. Oh my god, I'm gonna make that

882
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: my alarm in the morning. I mean, that's really funny.

883
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: Is she trying to be funny? Why would she say no?

884
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: Because you're saying just kill yourself with love and kindness

885
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I ever wants someone to kill yourself

886
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: like I mean, I think the listen. This is the

887
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 1: full line, um, kill yourself with love, my darling, dear,

888
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:22,439
Speaker 1: But there's so much space in between it just kill yourself. Wow. Wow.

889
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: We gotta get Davis on. It would be my greatest

890
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: honor and privilege. Um okay, So now since now the topic,

891
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: UM Bob, what have you brought to us today? I

892
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: bring mirth and um frankinsense and merrit No I bring so.

893
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: When I was a child, I loved watching um what

894
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: was formerly known as the WWF, now known as the

895
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 1: ww So I'm bringing you professional wrestling. Professional wrestling as

896
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: a straight topic. Yes, now have we used because I

897
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: used to be say so they used to call WWF

898
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: but then um they got sued by the World Wildlife Federation,

899
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: so I had to change their name to WWE World

900
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: Wrestling Entertainment. There's also a rival company called WCW World

901
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: Championship Wrestling Wrestling, but at that time while back, w

902
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: w E purchased WCW, and now there's just one big

903
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: you know, wrestling. So I sort of wanna wrestling is

904
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: something that we've always been ambiently aware of and so

905
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 1: often crosses over to mainstream culture. I mean it wasn't

906
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 1: ww is like where like the Rock came from? Right, Yeah,

907
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: Batista and John Cena, John Cena, right, and so describe

908
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: how it works. So wrestling is essentially long form improv,

909
00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: stunt work, storytelling, extreme cost tuomes fantasy, um, drama and absurdism.

910
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: So and just to you know, I feel like if

911
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: I were listening at home right now, I'd be screaming

912
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: at my audio device saying that sounds pretty gay to me. Yeah,

913
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean, wrestling is inherently kind of gave me. It's

914
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: like that there are some really great iconic wrestlers who

915
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: really spoke to my gayness as a young young child.

916
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: Gold Dust was a really great example. And I don't

917
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: know you guys, You guys don't know anything about wrestling

918
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: at all, do you not even a little bit. I

919
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: feel like I have to you all can follow along

920
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: at home and like google these names as you as

921
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: you hear them. But we have our This is literally

922
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: I was sharing his screen and is now showing us

923
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: each individual wrestler. Okay, so this was gold So gold

924
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: does was a wrestle named Dustin Rhodes. But it was

925
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: pretty common for a wrestler to like leave and then

926
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: come back as a completely different person, I mean a

927
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: completely different person, Like you would even acknowledge they were,

928
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: like that Dustin Rhodes was gold Dust or that or

929
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: that Mick Foley was dude love cactus Jack and mankind,

930
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You would just not even

931
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: acknowledge it. Um so Dust, gold Dust was. This was

932
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: this wrestler who was basically like kind of like I

933
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: don't even know. Maybe I would say he was acting

934
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,959
Speaker 1: gay the whole bit, but he was never gay because

935
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: he had girlfriends. He was kind of like prince like.

936
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: He was like this extremely effeminate straight man who was

937
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: wrestling and that was his whole thing. He did this extreme.

938
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: I mean, tell me this is not got Mick, tell

939
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: me this is not tell me this person would not

940
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: be one. Tell me this, this person would not be

941
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: on Dracula. So it's sort of I mean there's something

942
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: sort of, um, what's the villain in Star Wars in Yeah, yeah,

943
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: sort of like that, but but yellow. But then also draggy,

944
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: I mean he has chopped bands. Gold Dust was insane.

945
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: Gold Dust was a really wild revelatory moment for me

946
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: as a young gay person watching wrestling. But this is

947
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: this isn't before, like this is his dad. His dad

948
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: was also a wrestler, so it was it was this interesting.

949
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: It was an interesting thing. But then you have also people.

950
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: I was really emotionally. I was very emotionally attached to

951
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: wrestling as a young person. My favorite wrestler was a

952
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: wrestler named Mick Foley, Um who I was just obsessed

953
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: with this guy, Like, he's not what you think you

954
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: all think you want to show, like some buff hot No.

955
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: Mick Foley was like a very kind of sleppy looking,

956
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: average running the mill guy, but he really kind of

957
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: was the everyman of the w w E. He was like,

958
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: if I can do it, you can do it. He

959
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: gave you the thoughts to be like, you know, what

960
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: if if if Mick Foley can be become one of

961
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: the world's most famous like entertainment athletes, this guy, then

962
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: I could fucking do anything. And when he quit wrestling,

963
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: I really cry. I was crying. I was at home.

964
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: I recorded on VHS and I would play it every

965
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: morning before school and cry every morning before school. What

966
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: do you think it was? What do you think it

967
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: was about it that that drew you, that that was

968
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: so emotional mcfoley leaving no no wrestling in general? Was

969
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: it the I mean, I'm obviously you know it is

970
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: well known that that there are parallels between wrestling and drag.

971
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: Was it that? Was it? The fantasy play of it? Well,

972
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: I think is that you you get you get deeply

973
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: invested in there. It was. It was kind of like

974
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 1: there was no social media back then, but you every

975
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: single week you get an update on these people's lives.

976
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: So they didn't they didn't just go to the stage

977
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: and start wrestling. They would do clips with them at home.

978
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: They were never really humble. It was all you know,

979
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: scripted and improv, but it'd be like, oh um, in

980
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: this week's episode, it's not just like Mankind fighting you know,

981
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: the Undertaker. It would be like the like Mankind came

982
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and attacked the Undertaker, and then middle

983
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: of one of his matches, they have his rival where

984
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: they've been they've been been going back and forth for

985
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: like a year now, and it finally builds up this

986
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: match called the Hell in the Cell and like they

987
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: had crazy backstory, like Mick Foley was like Mrs Foley's

988
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: baby boy, they called Mankind. He would he was like

989
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: left in a boiler room as a child and raised

990
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: on like you know whatever, like you know, raised on

991
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: whatever he could find, and he came out and this

992
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: like mask and he was like this like weird creature.

993
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: But he was also the underdog because the drag like

994
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: drag wrestling had like underdogs, It had heels and like

995
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: bad guys. It has like you know, average people. Everyone

996
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: is represented in this crazy world of wrestling, and then

997
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: you have this big fight where like the Undertaker versus

998
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: the Man Mankind, as if they would ever be physical

999
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: equals when the Undertaker is literally like seven ft two

1000
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: in man like. But in this world, you believe to yourself,

1001
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: if Mankind can fight the Undertaker, I can fight anyone.

1002
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: I can stand up to anyone because Mankind can stand

1003
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: up to the Undertaker, who's like the Lord of the Underwear.

1004
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: He's a demon, you know what I mean. And then

1005
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: like there was a match where there was one of

1006
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: the most famous matches in the history of WWF was

1007
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: when Um, Undertaker and man Kind of fought in the

1008
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: hell in the Cell and the Undertaker throws Mankind off

1009
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: of a like he throws him off of a like

1010
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: fifteen ft cell, and it was one of the I mean,

1011
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: I can't even explain the electricity that that went through

1012
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: my body watching this match because I didn't actually get

1013
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: to watch it in real time. I had to watch

1014
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: it um the next day on like the because there

1015
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: was no Internet. You couldn't go you can't even go

1016
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: look up clips. You had to like see like highlights

1017
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: and stuff. But this fucking match was insane. You have

1018
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: to bear in mind, I'm gonna describe what we're watching her.

1019
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 1: This is the Undertaker. This man is like seven ft tall, okay,

1020
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: and then this is Mankind, who's like probably like thy

1021
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: pounds probably six ft maybe six to the top of

1022
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: the on top of the Yeah, they're on top of

1023
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: the cage and in a re enough full of people.

1024
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: It is just electric is going wild. And then they're

1025
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: like they're crawling. By the way, these are both massive men,

1026
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: like both of them are humongous people. And then they

1027
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: finally get to the edge of the cell. And the

1028
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: when you think like it can't get any fucking crazier

1029
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: than this, the Undertaker is punching Mankind. They're both wearing tights.

1030
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: Is so gay, and then look at this watch this part.

1031
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: This was insane. Oh my god, do you so? Then

1032
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: the Undertaker takes Mankind throws him off the cell to

1033
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: the ground, like off this fifteen foot cell to the ground.

1034
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 1: It was just and I'm trying to see where he lands.

1035
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: He just lands on the ground. He lands on top

1036
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: of the hands, on top of one of the one

1037
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 1: of the announcers tables. There's like so many there's This

1038
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: is like one of those one of those really famous

1039
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: fights that everyone is like talked about and seeing I'm

1040
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: such a fucking nerd, Like I'm so nerdy in terms

1041
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: of when it comes to wrestling. I've never understood how

1042
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: do they pick like because they're fake, they're like fake fighting.

1043
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: It's like a game, it's like a performance. Yeah, so

1044
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: so there are there are It's like it's like it's

1045
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 1: like a dance, you know what I mean. I think

1046
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: that I think it's like all I think it's all

1047
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: scripted for the like who wins is like decided yea

1048
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: for WW really because it helps it. It helps advance

1049
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,919
Speaker 1: the story, so like someone has to win, someone has

1050
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: to lose, you know what I mean, because it makes

1051
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: sense with next week's story, and then what goes on

1052
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: in the ring. They they'll choreographic between themselves. So but

1053
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: it does take a lot of athleticism. Obviously. Look at

1054
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: this man being thrown off this you can see here

1055
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: a different view where you see that he hits he

1056
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: hits the table, And it was I remember being a

1057
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: kid being like, this is the craziest thing. So I

1058
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: listened like tons of any probably I'm not letting you

1059
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: guys talk at all, So sorry, I'm so sorry. So

1060
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: I started listening to interviews about this and they were

1061
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: like this was so crazy because we were like when

1062
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: I threw him off the ring, I was like, oh

1063
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: my God, it's Mick. Is he gonna get up? Like?

1064
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: Is he gonna get up from being thrown off the

1065
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: top of this ring? And then all the people rushed

1066
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: over and they like they get him, and they like

1067
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: they like gather him up and they put him on

1068
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: a stretcher. But then he's like, I'm not I'm getting

1069
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: back up. So he gets Oh my god, I could

1070
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: go up on the top of the side. I could cry.

1071
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: It was so emotional as a kid. He gets off

1072
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: the stretcher and he's is so camp. It's so camp

1073
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: and he's like as he's like he's fighting off the

1074
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: doctors and the referees and he's like fighting back to

1075
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: get on that fucking cage. He's a big pound like

1076
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: big man like climbing. He's slipping as he's climbing up

1077
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: the fucking up the hell in the cell. And then

1078
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: the craziest thing happens once he's back on top of

1079
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: the cell. He's on top of the cell. There this

1080
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: he's back on top Okay, after he's thrown off, run

1081
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: through him. The Undertaker back on top of the cell

1082
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: like fighting under here goes for a choke sun Whi

1083
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: where he grabs him with the neck, picked him up

1084
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: and slapped him to the ground. Look at this ship.

1085
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: He picks him up, throws him. He goes through the

1086
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: wrong through. Oh he goes He goes through the top

1087
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: of the cell. For anyone sort of following at home. Yeah,

1088
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: so he first he was thrown off the side. Now

1089
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: he's like the cell has not his way. He goes

1090
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: through the roof of the cell. A chair lands and

1091
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: hits him on his face. I wanna remind you this, say,

1092
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: three eighty pound man going through the ring there falling

1093
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: on his back and a chair hits him on his face.

1094
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: His tooth comes out. Oh my god. He also breaks

1095
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: a hole in his lip. He sticks his tongue through

1096
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: the hole. He's so like, but then he still fights

1097
00:58:54,920 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 1: like the match is still going on. You know. This

1098
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of like a jackass type of thing,

1099
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: where it is just like we are being guys and

1100
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: we are like gonna rough each other up and it's

1101
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: gonna be like but it's like there's an element of

1102
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: trust and I was about to exactly that. That's what's

1103
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: most gay about it is the sheer intimacy of deciding

1104
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: like we are in this together. I like can't believe

1105
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: the people that were fans of wrestling, like growing up,

1106
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: I always thought were like really really straight, and they

1107
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: were honestly kind of intimidating to me because I was like, wow,

1108
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: those guys are like hard, like they're wearing the like merch,

1109
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: and the merch kind of looks like scary to me

1110
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: as a child, and like I was always like, that

1111
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: must be like the straightest thing. And I'm seeing it

1112
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: now and I'm like, this is insane. Yeah, when you

1113
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: watch it back, you realize it is, like it is,

1114
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: wrestling is indeed the gayest thing there is. They're also

1115
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: doing such sort of I mean the choreography. I'm not

1116
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: saying choreography like in a metaphorical way. It literally looks

1117
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: like dance choreography what they're doing. I mean, like also

1118
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: describe what you're seeing for people who can't see. And

1119
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: now they're just full on embracing each other and almost

1120
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: making out like men in tights, jumping up and down,

1121
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: holding each other, crying, laughing, celebrating. And I gotta say

1122
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: something that sort of was alienating growing up was that

1123
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: the way there's like one woman and she's wearing a

1124
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: skimpy outfit and she's like holding a little sign and

1125
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: it's almost like, oh, you know, she's being objectified for

1126
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 1: a male audience. But then when you reframe it as gay,

1127
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, she's there, Lady Gaga, and they're all gay. Yeah,

1128
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: now I get her role. Actually find it empowering. Yeah, yeah,

1129
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a really great restaur named China.

1130
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: China was like the biggest lady in terms of um wrestling.

1131
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: She was like no one was no one was more

1132
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: like powerful than intent as China. And China's whole thing

1133
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: with that, she was a very very strong woman. She

1134
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: was like she was like her whole thing. She was

1135
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: like the world's strongest woman. So she would like beat

1136
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: the other women up, like all the other women like

1137
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: just never stood a chance against China because she was

1138
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: just so fucking strong. She was just like a diesel woman,

1139
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And the other one would

1140
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: try to stand up in China, but they could, they

1141
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: never could because she was just too too strong. Okay,

1142
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: My one question, follow up question about wrestling, What were

1143
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: the politics of wrestling in when you were watching them

1144
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: as a kid. So back of the day, arrestling was

1145
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: relatively a political wrestling is now kind of Republican. He was,

1146
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: I assumed, but I wasn't sure. Yeah, it was pretty

1147
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: a political back then. But also Vince McMahon, who was

1148
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: the owner of the WWE, ended up working for the

1149
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: Trump administration. He was like one of Trump's advisors. Yes,

1150
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: but then also also Donald Trump. I don't know if

1151
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: you guys know this. Donald Trump used to perform in

1152
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: the w WF right right, yes, which is insane. Donald

1153
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: Trump used to perform in the w WF and do

1154
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: like their videos of Donald Trump, like shaving people's heads,

1155
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: getting hit with chairs like well, also sort of play

1156
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: the character. I mean that he played himself. Yeah, he

1157
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: played himself, but it's sort of like I think it was,

1158
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, like a big avenue in which

1159
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: he built up this mythology because he was playing like

1160
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 1: the rich billionaire. Yeah, this whole his whole thing was

1161
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: that he was like Donald Trump. The I mean, it's

1162
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: kind of crazy to think that this person that you're

1163
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: about to watch was once the president of the United

1164
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: States South America. Like imagine the video where like we're

1165
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: like Bill Clinton runs down to the middle of an

1166
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: arena and punches out of another billionaire, like try to

1167
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: imagine he's like tackling Oh my god, Like wait, so

1168
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: that's actually him, that is that is actual former president

1169
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. So basically he ran into the arena, tackled

1170
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: another man in a suit and started this man and

1171
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: started and started like this. This is the multiverse of madness. Yes,

1172
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: this is this is truly the multiverse of adntas when

1173
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: you think about all the crazy stuff that went on

1174
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: and then and then Donald Now Donald Trump is shaving

1175
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: Vince mcmahn's head in the middle of the room because

1176
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: they were arguing over who's like the best billionaire. Basically, wow,

1177
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: this is fucking insane. Isn't this the stuff that went

1178
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: on in wrestling? I don't think people even know how

1179
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: crazy it was. And it goes all the way down

1180
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: from involving like people who were like now dead to

1181
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: people who are like trunk out on crack, to literal

1182
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: former presidents of the United States of America, our future

1183
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: presidents then States of America, Like the multiverse of the

1184
01:03:45,400 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: WWF w W E is truly insane. It does kind

1185
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: of sully it later in life when you realize that,

1186
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: like a lot of these guys are like Trumpers, Yeah, well,

1187
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: and it's like again, it bleeds into the real world. Like,

1188
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: it's difficult. I think you have to have a really

1189
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: good sort of head on your shoulders to like watch

1190
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: this repeatedly and not be a little bit tempted to

1191
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,919
Speaker 1: take it as reality or not. Like if you see

1192
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 1: Trump going in the ring and winning, not be like, oh,

1193
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: he's actually kind of cool. Well, that was the fun

1194
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: of it as as especially as a young I was

1195
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: very young watching this. Deep down, I knew that it

1196
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: wasn't real. I knew it wasn't real, but it had

1197
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,479
Speaker 1: to be real for me to enjoy it. It had

1198
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: to be real for me to have fun with it.

1199
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: And they never back then, they never broke the fourth wall.

1200
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: They never told you it was fake. Now, a lot

1201
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: of the now, a lot of rest are like, yeah,

1202
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: it's fake. It's like it's like a whole female Yeah, yeah,

1203
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: for sure, it's totally fake. But back then that wasn't

1204
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: the case. It was it was really how they like,

1205
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: they played it up as if it was real because

1206
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: they weren't doing they weren't doing other movies, and they

1207
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: weren't they you know, there were a few under the

1208
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 1: Giant did, like I think like some version of some

1209
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: movie Princess that I know, was the movie under the

1210
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 1: Giant did, I can't remember. So there were a few

1211
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: rest respect then who were doing a few movies, but

1212
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: not like the Rock who was like now the highest

1213
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: paid actor in Hollywood, and Batista and and John Cena

1214
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: who are like massive, massive movie stars. Yeah. Yeah, Do

1215
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: you see a parallel between what we're talking about in

1216
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: terms of how in terms of people misunderstanding how much

1217
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: of it is real? Do you see a parallel between

1218
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: that and the way people watch drag Race? Thank you,

1219
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: great question. Well, I think there's a different thing there

1220
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: because like, not everyone on drag races playing a character.

1221
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: You know, you have people who do characters but also

1222
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: let the characters go. The people like Katia who's like,

1223
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm a Russian hooker, um, but she really just a

1224
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: hooker from Boston. I'm kidding. She's like, I'm a Russian hooker,

1225
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: but then she drops the accent sometimes. And then people

1226
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: like Trixie who's like doing this like larger, like I'm

1227
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: a Barbie doll, larger than life Barbie type thing, you

1228
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But but I'm also I don't

1229
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: have a character and Dred, I don't do like a thing.

1230
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't have like a bit that I do. I

1231
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 1: don't have a voice that I change into um. But

1232
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: then again, also I know Tricksy and she does love

1233
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: Barbarie's like it is also part of her real life,

1234
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: like her obsession with Barbie dolls and toys and and

1235
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: pink you know what I mean. So it it is.

1236
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: It can be hard to distinguish the difference sometimes from

1237
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 1: what what is like what is the fantasy and what

1238
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: is real? Yeah, I even feel like in the like

1239
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: drama of it, I'm sort of like I feel like

1240
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: some people are like this is real. Those people hate

1241
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: each other like that's a bad person, and some people

1242
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: are able to look at it and be like no,

1243
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: that's like how it's invented for TV. Well, yes and no, because,

1244
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: as someone who has argued on reality TV, like there's

1245
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: no one there like making me argue, there's no producer

1246
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: under the table, you know, the legendary producer on the

1247
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 1: table yelling call her a bitch like I called her

1248
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: a bit because I wanted to call her a bit,

1249
01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I didn't need any prompting to our

1250
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: argue you know what I mean, and a lot of

1251
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: us argue outside of drag Race. We argue on tour

1252
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: and there's no producers hiding under the table. We argue

1253
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: on Twitter, you know what I mean, and there's no

1254
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: producers on Twitter, making us argue like it's just because

1255
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: you're in a really high stake situation. You you don't

1256
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: have a lot of sleep, You're hopped up on a

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01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: red bull. You are paranoid. You think you think you're

1258
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: gonna leave in any moment, and you think that when

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01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,600
Speaker 1: you leave your your world's crashing down. And bitch, when

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01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: RuPaul says, time of lipsing for your life, it really

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01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: feels like life and death. When you're there, everything in

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01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: the bar like lipstick for your life. It's fun. Well

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01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 1: you're there, it's not fun. It feels like if I

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Speaker 1: go home tonight, I might as well I'm gonna like,

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01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take Consca Davis's advice. Hell like

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01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: like that's how it feels in the moment, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, And then you can me like, I

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01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: guess it really would the bit of a deal. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: I think we think we should do our final seg Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think we have to. I mean, I truly could

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01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,280
Speaker 1: could could keep talking for hours, but I think I

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01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 1: think you're right. The sun is going down. Sun is

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01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: literally going down. The sun is setting. Now, my baby,

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01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: it's doing my game material. We'll be there in six hours.

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Speaker 1: Um we uh. Our final segment it's called shoutouts, and

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01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: in homage to the classic straight tradition, we just give

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01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 1: a shout out to anything that we are enjoying. You know,

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: imagine it's two thousand one year at t r L

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01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: and you're shouting out to your squad back home about

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01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: whatever you like. And George, do you have one? Uh?

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01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not gonna lie to you. I

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01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: don't off the top of my actually, you know what

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01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: I could. I have one that I could do. Love that,

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01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: go for it? Okay, Um, what's up, freaks and losers

1285
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,599
Speaker 1: and everybody out there, everybody and all the land from

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01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: coast to coast, and don't forget the middle parts. I

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01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to ordering a soda

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01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: and bidders at the bar. As everyone knows my Newers resolution,

1289
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: which I have only um not followed it full of

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01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 1: times in the nine days of this new year is

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01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: to not drink on weekdays. And at first I was like,

1292
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: how am I gonna get through this? What I'm gonna do?

1293
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: Drink water? But let me tell you something. When you

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01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: order a soda with bitters, it has a nice pinkish color.

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01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: You feel like you're drinking something with flavor, and you

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01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,639
Speaker 1: wake up the next thing. You don't feel like you're

1297
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: ready to grow up in your bathroom. So get out there,

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01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: order a soda embitters, and while you're at it, maybe

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01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 1: order an athletic bruined company non alcoholic beer because guess

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01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: what those are? Kind of a slay as well? Who okay, um,

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01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: this one is based on our previous conversation what's up

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01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: freak slusions and perverts all around the globe. I want

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01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: to give a huge shout out to either Sugar or

1304
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 1: Spice whoever said the thing that said that was there's

1305
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: two types of people in this world. You're either a

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01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: porch person or a bike riding person. I'm both. When

1307
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 1: I heard that, I said, these people are potentially a

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01:09:53,920 --> 01:10:00,879
Speaker 1: new level of dumb that is admirable and finally bringing

1309
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 1: bringing authenticity back to our United States of America. I

1310
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 1: feel like someone is living out loud for once. I

1311
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,640
Speaker 1: hope to God I'm not annoyed at them. But right

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01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: now I say, let them say whatever stupid ship they

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01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: want to say, and I'm feeling empowered by it. I'm

1314
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: going to say what's on my mind because of sugar

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01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,759
Speaker 1: and spice. Wow, we are back and it is another

1316
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:29,640
Speaker 1: season of gay wrestling. You are so right, you know what.

1317
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: There's something so beautiful about about a statement being dumb

1318
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: in a unique new way. Yes, to say, there are

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01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 1: two kinds of people porch people in bicycling people, and

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01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm both and I'm both. That's like, that's I wish

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01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: I could write. I don't know if you guys know this,

1322
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 1: but years ago Britty Spirits said, there's only two types

1323
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: of people in this world. Do you know who you want?

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01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:59,560
Speaker 1: They are? No? Uh, this is from circus right and

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01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: the ones that observe And baby, I'm put on a

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01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 1: show kind of girl. But then again, but be fair,

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01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,600
Speaker 1: I like to watch shows and I like to go

1328
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: to I like to put on shows and I love

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01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: to go watch them too. So, Brittany, what was real? Brittany?

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01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 1: What is true? Brittany? Are Britany I'm both Yeah, Brittany,

1331
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: that Brittany was doing some you know, she's he's very

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01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,759
Speaker 1: sort of by erasure. Well, sorry I misquoted. The fan's

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01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: gonna Kim. I need to read. I need to read

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01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: the quote. Is only two types of people in the world,

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01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: the ones who entertain and the ones who observed. And baby,

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01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm a put on a show kind of girl. Girl. Um,

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Speaker 1: I do want to say one more thing in terms

1338
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 1: of dumb statements that have been revelatory to me, and

1339
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:43,400
Speaker 1: then and then, and then I'll stop talking, which is

1340
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: that in one of the ads they play on Drag Race,

1341
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,560
Speaker 1: this is for a show that's either on MTV or

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01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: b E T set, one of the paramount channels. I

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01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,679
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna say. Yes, it's it's about being

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01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: in college. And so there's a confessional where one of

1345
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:59,880
Speaker 1: the one of the contestants or one of the partic

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01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 1: epense cost And this is a direct quote. College is

1347
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: very much giving you go to class. I heard that.

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01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so genius. College is very

1349
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 1: very much giving you go to class. And it is

1350
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: a beautiful sentence. And where's the line just like that,

1351
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: Just like that guy at the hot dog int contest

1352
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 1: who swallowed ninety hot dogs in a minute? That one

1353
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: like buff Japanese guy. She ate honey? Why why are

1354
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: the hot dog like competition guys who like are the

1355
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 1: best always like so ripped? Have you noticed this something's off? Well?

1356
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 1: I think in order to like survive, you have to also,

1357
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 1: you know, really having insane with hapolism and work out

1358
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 1: a lot. Hello everyone, it is me Boba drag Queen.

1359
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 1: I want to send a major shout out to all

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01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 1: of you listening today to Stradio Lab podcast. I'm so

1361
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 1: glad you tune into and this school cool cool Monday

1362
01:12:56,400 --> 01:13:00,040
Speaker 1: mornings on from coast to coast from Sead Shotting is

1363
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 1: doing it the way you guys, Because um, I want

1364
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: to give a big shout out to all those people

1365
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: out there making TikTok documentaries. I love these little one

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01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: minute deep dives on TikTok because it has all the

1367
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 1: stuff I want from a documented which is the information

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01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 1: crammed into a minute. And then I realized the other

1369
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: documentaries are just exposition. It's all establishing shots. We don't

1370
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: need to see the subjact sitting down and putting on

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01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 1: their microphone. I don't need that. I just want the information.

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Speaker 1: So thank you so much, all of you making those

1373
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: wonderful green Screen TikTok documentaries. Bob said, I don't want

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01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: to see that another iconic, brilliant I don't want to

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 1: see that. I mean put her in the w W

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Speaker 1: E right and I tell you right now that, Oh

1377
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 1: my god, y'all, I when I just I discovered The

1378
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: Comeback during the during the Panda replay, right, Oh yeah,

1379
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,759
Speaker 1: I I rewat during the pandemic to it's I watched

1380
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: the entire first season. This The Comeback is one of

1381
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 1: the best shows that everyone TV. It's easily easily and

1382
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: the and just just get the what makes it so phenomenal.

1383
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 1: The first and second season, or like ten years apart,

1384
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,559
Speaker 1: like the show got canceled, and then once streaming services

1385
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 1: came out, people became obsessed with it and everyone started

1386
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 1: buying the show, I mean watching the show, and they

1387
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: released the second season. That last scene in that fucking

1388
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: second season bucked me up. It's an incredible show. It's

1389
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 1: honestly devastating, and it's like the first season was ahead

1390
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 1: of its time. Obviously everyone knows that, but then even

1391
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: the idea of rebooting. It was ahead of its time

1392
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: and still too ahead of its time to get like

1393
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 1: to get like a big enough audience. Lisa Coudrou, I

1394
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,719
Speaker 1: know everyone's gonna say his friends. The Comeback is Lisa

1395
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 1: Coudrow's best work. Yeah, she solidifies herself as a brilliant actor,

1396
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: a wonderful like improv artist, a comedian like she Lisa

1397
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: Kudra was in her fucking bag when she when when

1398
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: she said, well I got it, I mean nothing. You

1399
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: can't use that, you can't use that. Um wow, Well,

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01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing this. Oh, thank you

1401
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: was my pleasure to be here. Thank you for having me.

1402
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: Um and I hope that you all got some good

1403
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 1: stuff out of this Patianna. Oh my god, I am

1404
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,680
Speaker 1: so I Also, I'm excited to go look up more

1405
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: YouTube videos of wrestlers. Perhaps light a candle listen. I'm

1406
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: honestly I might wanna. I wish you could find all

1407
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: the wrestling in order, because I might want to go

1408
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: back and start watching it again. Like it was just brilliant.

1409
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: It was brilliant. It was brilliant. I'm gonna say it now.

1410
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 1: It might be though, because like I didn't go up

1411
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: watching Disney Channel shows. So when I got back, can

1412
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: watch like Vessel Raven. I'm like, guy, this is bad

1413
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 1: acting and it's not good writing. But everyone's like, no,

1414
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,600
Speaker 1: but you had to be there, so wrestling might be

1415
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: you had to be there kind of things. I don't know.

1416
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I enjoyed it when I watched it

1417
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 1: today in a zoom shared screen, so I can't even

1418
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: imagine how much I would have liked it if I

1419
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:19,759
Speaker 1: was actually there. Imagine honey, all right, wow, well another

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01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,880
Speaker 1: pod in the tank, Bob, see you in the ring.

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01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:26,640
Speaker 1: See will you guys join my If if I do

1422
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,400
Speaker 1: a wrestling night, will you all join us? I it

1423
01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 1: would be our greatest honor. You have to wrestle each other.

1424
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,559
Speaker 1: I will happily. I will happily. Uh, follow whatever narrative

1425
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 1: you decide to write. I will be defeated by Sam.

1426
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 1: If you want, I will you know, tackle Sam. I

1427
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: wonder if I did a night, can I get my

1428
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 1: gut making violet to fight each other? I wonder, my god,

1429
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 1: that would be my good way that they would do it.

1430
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,679
Speaker 1: I feel like in a heartbeat, and and and actually

1431
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 1: it would be huge. And honestly call him TV because

1432
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 1: this could uh. I just want to say, this is

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01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: kind of the The only thing like this is the

1434
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 1: next frontier. The next is getting drag you know, drag

1435
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: race girls together for a wrestling tour, right would be huge?

1436
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 1: Actually right now, oh my god, I'm gonna find out.

1437
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: I'll let you out know, all right, thank you, over

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01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,599
Speaker 1: your time, all right, thank you, Bob,