Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay. We want to send
Speaker 2: you off inside. We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about every.
Speaker 2: Scared he was it fine, Malborn.
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need.
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris.
Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgaraff.
Speaker 1: We're driving it.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna go ahead and say right away today
Speaker 5: Jake Weisman's on the show, but not yet.
Speaker 1: We're going to his house.
Speaker 3: That's right, we're en route.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, it.
Speaker 5: Depends on if you grew up in one of those
Speaker 5: towns that where it said Choppe, right, like a French
Speaker 5: town in Missoula, Montana. We had the medicine Chope, so
Speaker 5: I was we had that Pedlima too, that was a franchise,
Speaker 5: was yeah, Tarnet. I thought it was something I always
Speaker 5: I never went in there, but I assumed we had
Speaker 5: a beat and I was gonna description, Did you not
Speaker 5: go in there because you weren't fluent?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I just visited Montreal, but I didn't
Speaker 1: pick up.
Speaker 3: A CIVU play. Can I have some aspron Oh?
Speaker 1: I just learned things you say in the strip club.
Speaker 1: You've been to strip clubs and Montreal? Right.
Speaker 3: I woke up five.
Speaker 4: Minutes before these guys arrived in my house because we're
Speaker 4: doing this oddly in the morning, so that we could
Speaker 4: so that we could fit Jake Wiseman in because we
Speaker 4: wanted him to be on the show.
Speaker 5: Plus, I like the challenge. You know, I have a
Speaker 5: brain that doesn't start till five PM. I like to
Speaker 5: light a fire under my ass.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 5: No, you know, if it was after five pm, I
Speaker 5: probably wouldn't have opened up with that strip club character.
Speaker 1: We would have missed out on that.
Speaker 3: Shocking reveal that amazing.
Speaker 5: Chad Daniels and I Chad Daniels is a very good comedian.
Speaker 5: He and I went to some eyes wide shot clown party.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was the.
Speaker 5: Trappis Artist clowns, and they invited us to a party
Speaker 5: and they picked his pocket while we were.
Speaker 1: Dancing with him, and then all your string, every story
Speaker 1: I've told, every story.
Speaker 6: I'm dry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good you start over to make new memories.
Speaker 5: Yes, I uh yeah, it's time to start living life.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Really, get out there, really get those anecdotes going around
Speaker 4: the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: What if we are antidotes? Because I've poisoned everybody and
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 4: You can choose her to say you run around giving anidotes.
Speaker 1: Oh, God, wouldn't that. That's that's freedom. Yeah, just being
Speaker 1: in control.
Speaker 3: Freedom over others lives.
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially your neighbors. Don't get me started. I'm actually
Speaker 5: gonna have the same neighbors. I'm moving, yeah, and forty
Speaker 5: feet away. I get to hand move.
Speaker 3: Oh you're moving just to a different apartment in the
Speaker 3: same complex.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's not by my lonesome.
Speaker 3: That's very convenient.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have an office. I just start doing office things.
Speaker 3: That's great. Better, get to tie in a short sleeved,
Speaker 3: white button down shirt.
Speaker 5: Wile cabinet secretary. That gives me a little guff.
Speaker 3: You're getting a secretary.
Speaker 1: I think it's time that I get a secretary.
Speaker 3: There's Stephen Remore snorting in the backseat. How are you.
Speaker 6: That's the loudest ever.
Speaker 1: You're more bearded than you usually are, Steven. I'm just
Speaker 1: keeping it's my winter pelt, and yeah, I'm super excited
Speaker 1: to embrace the winter in La.
Speaker 3: It's very fluffy.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, I've been I've been fluffing it out.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: Do you look like you should be in my morning jacket.
Speaker 6: Anyway?
Speaker 5: You look like you should be in my pajama pocket
Speaker 5: like a cute little mouse.
Speaker 3: What a lovely compliment.
Speaker 1: Even wake up and his hands are on my pocket
Speaker 1: like a little blank. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: There's a fan of our podcast that go that her
Speaker 5: handle its Chelsea makes, And she sent me a tiny
Speaker 5: dining room set that I get to assemble and polish
Speaker 5: or I'm going to stand it and stain it and
Speaker 5: she lack it and make it look like a real
Speaker 5: damn piece of furniture.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: It's a kit and it came like, uh, with instructions
Speaker 5: and everything.
Speaker 4: Do you know we need a po box so that
Speaker 4: people can send us other stuff?
Speaker 5: Do you on my favorite murder talk about your enjoyment
Speaker 5: of many worlds?
Speaker 3: Yes, Georgia is obsessed.
Speaker 5: Okay, I am too, that's something or a nice share.
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yeah and that who made that?
Speaker 1: My favorite murder room.
Speaker 4: Oh, these two women, it's unbelievable. In San Diego. I
Speaker 4: wish either name their names off hands. Stephen is pulling
Speaker 4: up their names. This is the beauty of the crossover, Steven.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: School teachers Soaks Lynn Lynn and.
Speaker 1: Kristin.
Speaker 4: Lynn and Kristen made them for us and basically for
Speaker 4: those of you listening to do you need to Ride
Speaker 4: that don't know about this. They basically put a miniature
Speaker 4: version of Georgia's podloft where we record the other podcasts in,
Speaker 4: and like a fish tank, but it's all to scale
Speaker 4: exactly the way the room looks based on things we've
Speaker 4: done diorama.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, right, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I did want in a shoe box with ze Bleeze.
Speaker 1: He was a Zebelee from New Zealand. Oh New Zebeland. Sorry,
Speaker 1: did you do you remember ze Bleeze?
Speaker 3: I think I'm too old.
Speaker 5: They're little furry balls with little adhesive feet you go,
Speaker 5: little antenna, yeah, and little googly.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had names.
Speaker 5: At Paxon Elementary, they would hide them throughout the school
Speaker 5: and it was I remember every day.
Speaker 1: Of being excited to find them. It was just a
Speaker 1: little detail that my school did that's so cute.
Speaker 5: Other then give us poison and make sure we didn't
Speaker 5: get cavities right, And yeah, it was really cute. And
Speaker 5: then I did a little guy on a porch once
Speaker 5: I've always been so it was like little front steps
Speaker 5: and little handrail and he's sitting there and he had
Speaker 5: a cane and a little Irish hat. Even I didn't
Speaker 5: do any research on New Zealand. I just assumed it
Speaker 5: was part of Ireland. It's okay, and he was green.
Speaker 5: I really, you know, I'm not saying I was a
Speaker 5: smart kid, but I zoomed in on the MFM.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do that?
Speaker 5: Call it MFM sometimes yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, And it's
Speaker 5: uh the details because I was looking for a d
Speaker 5: you need a ride reference.
Speaker 1: It's okay that there wasn't one. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I try to keep those little cast I try
Speaker 4: to keep him separate. Because of the war game Wars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, I think we all learned from
Speaker 5: what happened to Tupac.
Speaker 4: Well, but now all these worlds have collided. YEA and
Speaker 4: the exactly right network.
Speaker 1: And we both are West Coast podcast.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: We don't have any real beef with each other. No,
Speaker 4: we've got to come together to fight the East Coast.
Speaker 5: How exciting. I'll just talk about your other podcast. Was
Speaker 5: it to have Conan on What's that?
Speaker 3: It was amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like he's really terrific.
Speaker 4: It well, and I had no idea he is a
Speaker 4: huge true crime fan, so he had started his own podcast.
Speaker 4: He's on Earwolf, which is the same like sure company
Speaker 4: as ours network, So.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that that.
Speaker 5: And I listened to Mike Tyson on Joe Rogan's podcast,
Speaker 5: which if Joe Rogan wasn't around, I think I'd be
Speaker 5: one of the only alpha males in podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, I am graphic talking about strip clothes. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: ship take pictures of my meat.
Speaker 5: He takes a lot of pictures of organic beef and oh,
Speaker 5: paleo things.
Speaker 3: Oh good, Yeah, paleo's good.
Speaker 1: I've learned a little bit about health stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's very fit.
Speaker 5: But I taped a special in Portland and a lot
Speaker 5: of murder renos and dining renos let's not call them
Speaker 5: just because of the lawsuits.
Speaker 3: Listen, I know there's so much trademarking.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know about our rivalry now that lawyers
Speaker 5: are involved over but I yeah, it went well. I
Speaker 5: was only afraid I would mess it up, and I
Speaker 5: don't think I messed it up.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: From what I hear my people, my Portland people on
Speaker 4: the ground that you not only didn't mess it up.
Speaker 3: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: The ones in the balcony with walkie talkies, yes.
Speaker 4: Talking into their cuffs about how the eagle had done
Speaker 4: his first set. Yes, yeah, yes, I had all my
Speaker 4: people in place.
Speaker 5: Well, they did a great job, laughing while working. Okay, good, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was very fun.
Speaker 1: It's green. It's been raining in Los Angeles for days now. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love it it is.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 5: Speaking in an Irish accent and cutting open soap and
Speaker 5: smelling it.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at those dogs.
Speaker 5: They're two different dogs completely, but their friends.
Speaker 1: Yes, one is small and one is over white. Oh dogs.
Speaker 5: We're going to take a left in two more blocks,
Speaker 5: so where that suspicious man is spitting on a hydrant? Nope,
Speaker 5: actually pasted him. Okay, we'll just wait here. Yeah, get
Speaker 5: those hazards on like a what's that called a metrodome, metronome, metronome.
Speaker 1: What's a metrodome?
Speaker 3: You made it up.
Speaker 5: That's just a city facility where they have fights tonight
Speaker 5: at the Metrodome.
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson, Oh, look at her. She's dressed like a ballerina.
Speaker 5: And she almost balleted right onto the hood of that car.
Speaker 5: I'm not into boxing necessarily.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's funny.
Speaker 4: It's from a distance, boxing just seems like two people
Speaker 4: beating each other up. And then when you know that,
Speaker 4: like the combinations, you know what they're doing, or at
Speaker 4: least what they're trying to do.
Speaker 3: It's fascinating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you really it's the difference is huge when
Speaker 4: you do know and don't know.
Speaker 5: I learned to appreciate boxing now that MMA, now that
Speaker 5: that is a bigger sport and everyone it's just a
Speaker 5: lot of holding people down, not a judo.
Speaker 1: It's like, who wants to watch, oh a MMA?
Speaker 5: Five minutes of this guy is armed being compromised while
Speaker 5: another man's.
Speaker 1: Balls are on his face.
Speaker 3: Well, I honestly think that's part of it.
Speaker 4: I think that MMA there is a home eerotic aspect
Speaker 4: that's very permissive. People can watch that and it's just
Speaker 4: like they just kind of want to watch two guys
Speaker 4: hug real strong.
Speaker 3: Sure, and that's fine.
Speaker 5: And I've talked about Tank g Abbott and his arousals
Speaker 5: while fighting, so I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to talk about it again. I only have
Speaker 1: fifty stories. And how many episodes are we indo here?
Speaker 3: Oh, we've got at least four hundred.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there we go. That's why I've build everything
Speaker 5: eight times. And that is some quick math. And then
Speaker 5: one of those boxer guys killed himself. I'm really sometimes
Speaker 5: I'm just proving that I remember things, and then it's
Speaker 5: kind of a bummer, so I'm sorry. And also the
Speaker 5: guy that I watched the surgery before my hip surgery, huh,
Speaker 5: that victim of my doctor patient, I mean he died
Speaker 5: of a like a brain aneurysm.
Speaker 1: Oh, and all the time, I'm.
Speaker 5: Worried that it's a little piece of hip metal or
Speaker 5: a bubble from his hip going to his brain or something.
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, you please take that off the list.
Speaker 6: I will, I will.
Speaker 4: You have plenty of things to nail down before you
Speaker 4: get into brain aneurysms.
Speaker 3: Brain aneurysms, they just happen and it's over.
Speaker 1: You're dead.
Speaker 3: So that's gonna hit you. That's like worrying about being
Speaker 3: hit by a bus.
Speaker 4: If it's gonna happen, you won't be able to do
Speaker 4: anything anyway, exactly. So take it off the list it
Speaker 4: is it is, and get real into my thing, which
Speaker 4: is not going to the doctor, because I'm convinced now
Speaker 4: that my life finally has come together, that they're going
Speaker 4: to be like now you have full body cancer. I'm
Speaker 4: just positive because it's that right head to toe.
Speaker 5: I have head, shoulders, kneezy to cancer, ears, mouth, and nose.
Speaker 1: I have cancer on my neck, my back, and my crack, to.
Speaker 3: The windows, to the walls.
Speaker 1: I have cancer from my windows to my walls.
Speaker 4: All you doctor sell I have cancer dripping down my balls,
Speaker 4: which is the worst kind.
Speaker 3: It's just the outward like whitting cancer. You can't shower
Speaker 3: it off.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like oil. It's just the water bounces
Speaker 1: off of it.
Speaker 3: It's bad. It's cancer repellent. Balls are the worst thing.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: Welcome, dude, need to welcome to the X rayed. Do
Speaker 3: you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: God forbids some mother who drives carpools like these guys
Speaker 4: are fun and funny that these are the ones kids
Speaker 4: can listen to.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and that's just everyone in the car is
Speaker 5: a pacifier and they're learning so much about life.
Speaker 3: Everyone in the car. Well, you know, it's funny. I
Speaker 3: was watching.
Speaker 4: I woke up the middle of the night as I
Speaker 4: was telling you guys, so I put on I got
Speaker 4: a screener for the movie The Favorite, and I put
Speaker 4: it on, and so many of my friends had told me.
Speaker 4: I couldn't stop laughing because all my friends had told
Speaker 4: me they went to this movie thinking it was about
Speaker 4: like historical it was like historical fiction or about this
Speaker 4: old queen, and it's really about how this queen had
Speaker 4: a couple of lesbian lovers. So they're like, there was
Speaker 4: so much lesbian or you know, there was so much
Speaker 4: sex that they didn't expect.
Speaker 1: They are in street.
Speaker 5: I like to keep it sinister and without any details.
Speaker 4: And surreal, we're in the street. Well you finish your
Speaker 4: I don't even know why I started telling it, except
Speaker 4: for that it was.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: It was the kind of movie people think it's a
Speaker 4: parents movie because it seems like it's historical, but it's
Speaker 4: actually a movie about like three women who are all
Speaker 4: trying to have sex with each other and no one
Speaker 4: saw it coming. So I had a couple of different
Speaker 4: friends and we're like, yeah, you're just sitting there. Well,
Speaker 4: and you think it's like, you know, the story about
Speaker 4: this queen, that's all crazy, but it's actually like everyone's
Speaker 4: trying to get into each other's beds and they're like,
Speaker 4: it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: And it's it's Olivia Coleman, who's from if like Broadshirt.
Speaker 3: She's a British actress. Watch Peep Show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love pepe Show.
Speaker 4: So you know the main girlfriend that's around the longest
Speaker 4: and she kind has really big eyes and big teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 3: It's a wow, Olivia Coleman. She's and she kind of
Speaker 3: speaks quietly like this. She plays the queen.
Speaker 4: And then Emma Stone one person and Rachel White.
Speaker 5: Funny who the person that made that movie?
Speaker 1: What else have they made?
Speaker 3: The Lobster?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, oh hello, it's so funny, Wiseman.
Speaker 6: Everyone came varying gifts for various reasons.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, so for Steve.
Speaker 6: And I have his son glasses.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do any that's private.
Speaker 6: Good to see you guys.
Speaker 3: See I know hi friend, thanks bringing up.
Speaker 6: And also I brought pastries. Here's why because I felt
Speaker 6: it would induce guilt either way, because I felt if
Speaker 6: you have them, you'll feel guilty, and if you don't,
Speaker 6: you feel guilty for wasting them.
Speaker 1: So it's a whole gift.
Speaker 3: Then are they from the tropical?
Speaker 4: We just drove by that place and I wanted to
Speaker 4: cry because I want their coffee so bad?
Speaker 1: Can I peak? I'm gonna peek.
Speaker 6: You didn't know that you can?
Speaker 1: I want you to.
Speaker 6: Ideally you'd have them now.
Speaker 1: Well, while people get mad when we mix smacking, so
Speaker 1: but ainger is good.
Speaker 6: It's an emotion, apparently, and it's good to express whatever
Speaker 6: got going. There's a banana bread, chocolate croissant, macaroon, and
Speaker 6: a guava and panada.
Speaker 1: You also have them if he wants them.
Speaker 6: Just for everyone.
Speaker 3: This is You're the best. You're definitely the number one
Speaker 3: guest of all time.
Speaker 6: Again, I just want to say that it wasn't altruistic.
Speaker 6: I thought maybe you'd feel guilty, and I thought it
Speaker 6: could induce that, But yes, I wanted you to feel
Speaker 6: good as well.
Speaker 1: I feel all kinds of negative.
Speaker 6: So fun because it's like there's always meetings like next door,
Speaker 6: so it's all sorts of addicts and that you can
Speaker 6: always overhear their stories. In Cafe trop Icyle just about
Speaker 6: like the problems they have, and they're all having like
Speaker 6: the most amount of intense conversations happen in Cafe Tropical ever,
Speaker 6: Like every conversation is very intense, Yes, and they're all
Speaker 6: just really expressing themselves and their eyes are wide and
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 4: Or there's people that are writing, oh like it's their
Speaker 4: last chance before they move away from Los Angeles.
Speaker 6: I always feel like when I'm in Cafe Travicau writing
Speaker 6: a screenplay, I look around at everyone and I'm be like,
Speaker 6: I'm the one who's gonna make it though, Like there's
Speaker 6: like so many different screenplays, but I want to be
Speaker 6: the one who does it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be the one that makes it. To
Speaker 3: the SAP.
Speaker 4: I like that with their coffee. When you order coffee there,
Speaker 4: they put milk in it automatically. You don't get a choice. Yes,
Speaker 4: I love any kind of thing where it's like you
Speaker 4: just back up, We're going to take care.
Speaker 5: Of Yeah, there's no such thing as not drinking dairy.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 6: They added soy and almond now, so it's kind of
Speaker 6: nice because I actually became lactose intolerant last year at
Speaker 6: the ething else where it happened my stomach started exploding.
Speaker 6: So now that's the annoying thing about lactose intolerance is
Speaker 6: you just buy necessity. Are more annoying now, yes, like
Speaker 6: you just literally are the most annoying human alive. You
Speaker 6: have to talk about it. Yeah, every breastaurant I go to,
Speaker 6: do you cook that with butter? And it's like, who
Speaker 6: the fuck am I someone who doesn't want to be
Speaker 6: in pain?
Speaker 4: Do they have pills like beano for farting for lactose
Speaker 4: intolerance that helps you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, lactid though I get nervous. Though I don't want
Speaker 6: to test it because it doesn't work on everyone. And
Speaker 6: I just hate pain so much and so I just
Speaker 6: try to avoid it at all costs. Like I'll stop
Speaker 6: doing something if I feel any pain, So I'll just
Speaker 6: like milk is like okay, I will never try that again.
Speaker 1: You know, you know I had a flare up.
Speaker 5: I guess it's called when you're doing extra terribly, and
Speaker 5: it helped me a lot to not eat dairy and
Speaker 5: sugar and all those things.
Speaker 6: The true flare up is so visual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is visually. I look the same.
Speaker 5: It was just my my face was unhappy.
Speaker 1: You're no stranger to pain, though, No.
Speaker 6: We we've we've we've talked about pain together.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: How is your hip?
Speaker 1: My hip feels terrific.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. Is it a real hip anymore? Or do
Speaker 6: you have a fake hip?
Speaker 1: It looks like a golf.
Speaker 3: Club, but it works like a golf club.
Speaker 5: It is my It is still my bone. They didn't
Speaker 5: cut my bone. There's just a little helmet on it.
Speaker 6: What can't you do?
Speaker 1: Uh? A certain yoga poses quickly?
Speaker 3: Oh, you can't do fast yoga anymore?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I love fast yo. Yeah, speed cold yoga. About my house,
Speaker 5: it's the new. They do not want you to be warm,
Speaker 5: They do not want you.
Speaker 3: It's all pulled us.
Speaker 1: Everyone's cramping, everyone's screaming.
Speaker 6: Do you guys find it? Are you able? Because something
Speaker 6: I think about all the time. I've been talking about
Speaker 6: this a lot lately is Oh is that Danielle?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: We are now?
Speaker 1: She has to know, Danielle. Danielle, we're podcasting.
Speaker 5: Hey, Danielle, we're currently podcasting.
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't care, ye Crystal Seals. We're podcasting across.
Speaker 1: That's gonna start.
Speaker 6: It's funny because there are certain places you drive on
Speaker 6: the east side of la or like where you you're
Speaker 6: guaranteed to run into someone you know, like Mustard Seed
Speaker 6: Cafe if you go there and you will have a
Speaker 6: conversation you don't want to have. If you walk down Hillhurst,
Speaker 6: you will run into someone. There's just certain places you can.
Speaker 1: Be sure of.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's very true.
Speaker 1: But Danielle's a good person. She's the opposite of a
Speaker 1: gang neighborhood.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: She she's running our network.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: I just saw her the other day and she told
Speaker 6: me that. And now full circle it almost seems planned.
Speaker 4: Well. I called her and said, are you busy around
Speaker 4: ten forty straight across Sunset please for Jake Comfort.
Speaker 5: We like all of our name droppings to be organic.
Speaker 5: And if you aren't there, it's gonna seem set up.
Speaker 6: Do you This is a weird question, but can you
Speaker 6: write off gas because you're at work right now?
Speaker 1: Karen? Oh, yes, yes, yes, I do mylege.
Speaker 5: Oh and it's half of my driving and probably more
Speaker 5: actually is because of you know, going to comedy this
Speaker 5: part of town from the beach to go do a
Speaker 5: seven minute set for no money.
Speaker 1: So damn right, I'm getting.
Speaker 3: Like, hell, you look at there's your there's your billboard.
Speaker 1: That is sorry, sorry you're hired. I love that. I
Speaker 1: always was a fan of sorry, We're open. I've always
Speaker 1: like apologies.
Speaker 6: Yes, I like the other day I was with Mattia
Speaker 6: Bretson who is uh do you need to ride? Alum
Speaker 6: and pet Bishop the other Creative Corporate and we were walking.
Speaker 6: We wanted to get a picture of of the billboard,
Speaker 6: us under the billboard, just to document it because it's
Speaker 6: so crazy that we are able to have. It's such
Speaker 6: a once in a lifetime experience. Ye're walking on Hollywood
Speaker 6: Boulevard in Los Los Flies. Although I know Matt had
Speaker 6: trouble pronounciate, pronunciating it, pronunciating it.
Speaker 4: Pronounc it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's a lot of things.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean. It's just meant to you
Speaker 6: know what, It's meant to get you in trouble, That's
Speaker 6: what it is. So there were these there's this couple
Speaker 6: walking and I said to them, Hey, can you guys
Speaker 6: take our picture. We're like on that billboard and if
Speaker 6: you could take a picture would be great, and that
Speaker 6: can only happen in LA and New York. That is
Speaker 6: the most LA bullshit ever, is like, my face is
Speaker 6: up there and if you could take a picture of
Speaker 6: be in front of it, and I felt bad, but
Speaker 6: I kind of felt good.
Speaker 1: The l A.
Speaker 5: The even more LA thing is for them to respond with, oh,
Speaker 5: yeah whatever.
Speaker 6: It's like, so are we we're the one next to you? Yeah,
Speaker 6: as are you guys happy?
Speaker 1: I'm great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, real good.
Speaker 5: I've been very happy lately. I don't know if it's
Speaker 5: got The rain has been helping. Everything's green. I don't
Speaker 5: understand these people that jump off the space needle because
Speaker 5: it's wet out.
Speaker 6: So you you so the rain and the dreariness helps you.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've been indoors. I haven't had to interact. I've
Speaker 5: spent a lot of quality alone time, and it turns
Speaker 5: out I like myself.
Speaker 6: All right, Hey wow, is that like a new revelation.
Speaker 5: It sort of is that because we're kind of trained
Speaker 5: to think that being alone all the time is a
Speaker 5: bad thing and you should be sad.
Speaker 1: But I've been enjoying.
Speaker 5: My apartment and it's wet out and there's no pressure
Speaker 5: to go do anything or be it.
Speaker 1: And don't get me wrong, I've been How often do
Speaker 1: you road trees are going to do comedy?
Speaker 6: I think about that all the time. How often do
Speaker 6: you guys actually want to go do something?
Speaker 1: Never? That was my favorite I watched.
Speaker 5: I went to the screening of new Corporate episodes from
Speaker 5: the current season which started on the fifteenth, and there
Speaker 5: is an episode about that, and it was my favorite.
Speaker 1: Big pressure to go out at night, I really don't
Speaker 1: want to. Yeah, it's weird. Sometimes I do.
Speaker 6: Because there's this whole world of things to do, I guess,
Speaker 6: But then you're like, but but it isn't that good?
Speaker 6: Like I just can't like what is good?
Speaker 3: You know, what's weird? I've been thinking about this a
Speaker 3: lot lately.
Speaker 6: What is good?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Because everything changes as you get older, especially living in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles for me having been here for so long,
Speaker 4: what I see now is the reason people get married
Speaker 4: in there, like and down here.
Speaker 3: It's usually late thirties or forties or whatever at the latest.
Speaker 4: The reason that happens, and you kind of like nest
Speaker 4: up is because it stops being good because most you
Speaker 4: can't like drink heavily for twenty years without some impact,
Speaker 4: Like you can't just keep on going out and getting
Speaker 4: fucked up and having that be fine. Like that's great
Speaker 4: in your twenties, fine in your thirties. When you're in
Speaker 4: your forties, it starts to it starts to bottom out.
Speaker 1: No I drink at home, don't get me wrong, Well drink.
Speaker 3: All you want.
Speaker 4: My point is that staying at home starts to become
Speaker 4: the good thing, sure, and then going out starts to
Speaker 4: become the bummer. And it basically everything goes mirror image.
Speaker 4: And it's just like that. I think it's just the
Speaker 4: effect of aging.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's that broad picture that I am sort
Speaker 5: of confronted by, but it's true.
Speaker 1: But then there's also just like there's no parking.
Speaker 6: Well that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's logistics.
Speaker 6: It's just sort of like I have a bad bladder,
Speaker 6: like so like like just like when I go to
Speaker 6: a place, when I go do anything, my first thought
Speaker 6: is where's the bathroom? Like where's the bathroom? And is
Speaker 6: the seat I have close to the bathroom? And so
Speaker 6: I don't have to worry about that at home. Like
Speaker 6: that's just like a thing. And then parking's a nightmare
Speaker 6: and just sort of like like what I don't like
Speaker 6: about going out, I think is when I go somewhere,
Speaker 6: I don't like the moment where I'm done before the
Speaker 6: rest of the audience, Like I'm like, oh, I feel
Speaker 6: bad about myself that I want to leave, Like I
Speaker 6: don't like knowing that I'm lame, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like if I'm home, I'm just like being reasonable or
Speaker 6: pretending to save money or reading, you know. But it's
Speaker 6: like it's but then if I if I go out
Speaker 6: and I say, like, oh, I want to go home,
Speaker 6: that I'm like the negative person, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 6: and I would prefer to live in the dark about
Speaker 6: how bad a person I am, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's just much better to not know right well.
Speaker 4: And also it's because like that idea that we're all
Speaker 4: supposed to have the same preferences.
Speaker 3: Is very strange. It's just like we all I don't.
Speaker 4: It took me years and years to finally realize I
Speaker 4: don't like going out.
Speaker 3: I actually don't.
Speaker 4: I was just an alcoholic before it was that also
Speaker 4: like to dabble in drugs and that kind of was fun,
Speaker 4: but especially the older Yet, like when the group changes
Speaker 4: and people get younger and you're still old.
Speaker 3: That's like the last party I went to, I was
Speaker 3: just like I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Because also, I feel like when I talk to younger
Speaker 6: people than me, I'm thirty five, so I'm not explicitly young,
Speaker 6: but I'm not.
Speaker 1: But I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not super old or super young. I feel like
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm like an adult, I guess, you know.
Speaker 6: But I feel like when I talk to younger people
Speaker 6: than me, anyone younger than me, anything they say is
Speaker 6: a reminder of how stupid I was like ten minutes before.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, I was that, and I hate seeing that,
Speaker 6: and I know, yeah, this is looking back.
Speaker 3: Oh is this Joe Biden in town?
Speaker 1: Well they have little ledges on that unmarked Uh very that?
Speaker 1: What is that? A I forget what it's calling?
Speaker 6: Is Joey?
Speaker 1: Like? Is he original? You call him Joe? Of course Joey?
Speaker 3: That was my guest. But what is that side step
Speaker 3: thing indicative of something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: For people, I think it's so they can smash through cars.
Speaker 5: For real, it's a ledge for sacred service guys to
Speaker 5: perge on.
Speaker 3: Well, let's follow that SUV.
Speaker 1: Both of those could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Let's get into that caravan.
Speaker 1: That was very exciting.
Speaker 6: I think being a secret service is just you don't
Speaker 6: get to tell anyone the secrets, and that sucks, you know,
Speaker 6: like why would you want. I don't think anyone's good
Speaker 6: at keeping secrets because it's not fun, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. It's super fun to tell secrets. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: to have a job where you have to like pretend
Speaker 6: to respect who you're guarding and then you're put in
Speaker 6: jail works.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so, even if it's on a podcast, honestly,
Speaker 5: it'll continue.
Speaker 3: Do you have to jog in hard shoes?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: That's another good point.
Speaker 4: There's there's so much running with like a for a
Speaker 4: fully suited man, they don't feel.
Speaker 5: So uncomfortable because it suddenly is you have to suddenly run.
Speaker 1: You have just st always jogging through a park.
Speaker 4: No, suddenly you have to like bust out and chase people.
Speaker 3: Or run away.
Speaker 5: Probably secret service now feel a little more relaxed and
Speaker 5: they don't have to get up and go that they
Speaker 5: used to.
Speaker 1: So it makes me.
Speaker 6: I think remember something that I think about a lot,
Speaker 6: which is that I think success is being able to
Speaker 6: wear whatever you want, like literally whenever you want to,
Speaker 6: like if you because you you podcast a lot, you
Speaker 6: could do it in your pajamas, right, So that is successful.
Speaker 6: You don't have to wear anything.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of guys in Venice living on the
Speaker 1: beach that are successful.
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: I saw that guy.
Speaker 5: He used to be an old neighbor, but now he
Speaker 5: just has seaweed wrapped around his head and his bicycle. No,
Speaker 5: it's a bike that doesn't have tires, it's just rims.
Speaker 5: And he walks around with a seaweed head and a
Speaker 5: seaweed bike. And he used to have two leopard panted limousines.
Speaker 5: Now he's screaming at parking meters with seaweed on it?
Speaker 3: What happened in between those two things?
Speaker 1: Success?
Speaker 3: Success with meth is what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: He very much.
Speaker 3: He successfully smoked a shit.
Speaker 5: My roommate used to play pick up basketball with him
Speaker 5: at the White Men can't jump court. And now he
Speaker 5: is a full fledged, potentially violent He's a scary person
Speaker 5: and he's big. He's one of these guys that lives
Speaker 5: on the streets but somehow is able to work out
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh yeah, people who are just shredded
Speaker 1: from life.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: It's like, God, I don't have.
Speaker 6: That job or I don't have that life.
Speaker 4: Everything he sees, he's like a pull up bar, like
Speaker 4: he's using the space around him.
Speaker 5: Every day is a rocky workout in a barn. Oh,
Speaker 5: this hay bale is a perfect place to stick my
Speaker 5: toes under and do some crunches.
Speaker 4: Now, guys, would either of you ever live in this
Speaker 4: part of downtown Right now? We're in the downtown Los
Speaker 4: Angeles area that I think they like to call the
Speaker 4: Arts District, which I believe is a bit generous.
Speaker 6: It's definitely generous. It's just a districts are just where
Speaker 6: no one else wants to live, like where you can
Speaker 6: live to be an artist with eight other artists in
Speaker 6: like a warehouse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in searching right, And I looked at a place
Speaker 5: like that and it was kind of cool to think, Oh, man,
Speaker 5: everyone would be creating sculptures for burning man. My neighbor
Speaker 5: look a trapeze artist in the window. And then parking too.
Speaker 5: But if you walk outside the encampment, it's just bullet holes, yeah,
Speaker 5: and danger, a lot of danger and a lot of
Speaker 5: ripped So you guys wouldn't move down here.
Speaker 1: I looked at a place I was thinking about it.
Speaker 6: I want I'd move down here just so I could
Speaker 6: win a contest at the moth you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: just to be like Ipart's district and let me tell
Speaker 6: you what I saw.
Speaker 1: Well, you better have stories about it. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I lived in Chinatown and it was okay, Like it
Speaker 6: was just kind of like it was fine, Like there
Speaker 6: was nothing bad or good about it. Really, it was
Speaker 6: just a place to live. I'm not really sure what
Speaker 6: I want in a place to live. I feel like
Speaker 6: the older I get, the more I want to just
Speaker 6: live away from everyone, Like I want to live away
Speaker 6: from everyone. But then I want to have all the
Speaker 6: convenience stores I need and only I can buy stuff
Speaker 6: out of it.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend Bourbank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's happened?
Speaker 6: It just seems And that is one of the true
Speaker 6: joys of getting older is just being like realizing Burbank
Speaker 6: is what you want, Like that is just like, oh,
Speaker 6: I guess that's that is what is good. It's just
Speaker 6: the most boring milk toast place. Yes, I have tiny
Speaker 6: stress free airport. Yeah, I mean that airport is. I
Speaker 6: feel like too many podcasters are calling out how great
Speaker 6: that that airport is, because too many people are just
Speaker 6: gonna fly in there just to see how great it is.
Speaker 6: It's like such a wonderful experience, it really is.
Speaker 4: And most of the time the fly I'm doing these
Speaker 4: days is always out of lax. So in the rare
Speaker 4: times where it is out of Bourbank, I want to cry.
Speaker 3: And the last time it was, I.
Speaker 4: Was late and I missed my flight because I live
Speaker 4: ten minutes from the airport right right right, So I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm fine and I can just I
Speaker 4: like just kept blow.
Speaker 3: Drying my hair like I was doing something I did
Speaker 3: not need to be doing, because I was like, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: And then of course Alaska they shut their they shut
Speaker 4: the doors forty minutes before takeoff.
Speaker 1: Oh, Christian assid I've been a victim of that before.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I blame the whole state Alaska.
Speaker 6: Wait, Alaska. Did they pair with Virgin or Jet Blue
Speaker 6: or something?
Speaker 3: Virgin? I believe?
Speaker 1: And are they super? They're super religious?
Speaker 4: Alaska Airlines was like in and out where they had
Speaker 4: the John three sixteen quote on their napkins when they
Speaker 4: used to give out cocktails. Oh yeah, they were full
Speaker 4: on like, we're an actively Christian organization.
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that? Which one is that?
Speaker 3: John three sixteen is he is the light the.
Speaker 6: It's just about napkins. Yeah, it's like literally like, yeah,
Speaker 6: just use a napkins on your face. Yeah, it's really
Speaker 6: it's the Bible.
Speaker 1: Is so detailed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it helps me live.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I wouldn't use a napkin if they didn't
Speaker 6: say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of clean nets tips in the Bible.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I forget, and I don't want to be too
Speaker 6: incendiary here, but I'm not religious at all, and I
Speaker 6: don't think you guys are either. No right right of course,
Speaker 6: of course, and we all think that because we're liberal heathens.
Speaker 6: But but sometimes I forget when I meet people that
Speaker 6: the way they're interpreting a situation is because they're like,
Speaker 6: Christ is telling me to do stuff and I should
Speaker 6: be good, and they're interacting with me, and they're like,
Speaker 6: this is part of the Christian experience, interacting with this
Speaker 6: Jewish man and he's he's theoretically more important than I am,
Speaker 6: but I also need to save him. Like I forget
Speaker 6: that that's what's happening in our interaction because I'm like,
Speaker 6: did you see the.
Speaker 1: Game you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: And they're like, yeah, the Game of Life or something.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: It's just like I forget that. Like so many people
Speaker 6: live in a world where there's a lord, and it's
Speaker 6: like they're really stressed about it, like they really got
Speaker 6: to impress that guy.
Speaker 4: Because there's so many tasks in that world where it's
Speaker 4: like convert others, you know, make them know the word
Speaker 4: of the Lord, make them see the value of Jesus
Speaker 4: or whatever, where it's just like take how about take
Speaker 4: a break? Yeah, yeah, about just live your life and
Speaker 4: be good with it and let other people do their thing.
Speaker 6: Sure, but it just yeah, for obviously, but also it's
Speaker 6: just stressful to me. It's like I'm not like I'm
Speaker 6: just sort of trying to eat every day, nothing too bad,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, not get a stomach ache,
Speaker 6: you know, try to do my planks because of my
Speaker 6: back is fucked up, and like that's about it. But
Speaker 6: then a lot of people are just like, oh man,
Speaker 6: the world is really fucked up and I got to
Speaker 6: do my part. And I'm like I don't need to
Speaker 6: do my part.
Speaker 3: In fact, your part is that billboard. You've done yourself.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people pass that billboard and go, oh, I do
Speaker 3: hate my job too, yay.
Speaker 5: Getting we can get so much mileage off the we
Speaker 5: make a living making other people happy that we don't
Speaker 5: have to.
Speaker 1: Make that is true.
Speaker 3: We never have to face.
Speaker 1: Any I fall back on that all the time.
Speaker 4: But I honestly think that I've watched your show a
Speaker 4: couple of times and thought, I bet you there are
Speaker 4: people who got sucked into the corporate on the corporate track,
Speaker 4: and thought that was what they wanted, how it was
Speaker 4: supposed to be, and that they were like on their
Speaker 4: way and they're fucking miserable and they feel like they're dying.
Speaker 4: And then this show comes on and goes like we're
Speaker 4: miserable and we're dying, And this is like, I honestly
Speaker 4: believe there are people that love that show because they're like,
Speaker 4: thank God, someone's letting saying I can feel this way
Speaker 4: and I'm not crazy.
Speaker 5: So surprised. You might not think you're religious, but you're
Speaker 5: helping people.
Speaker 1: Are christ well.
Speaker 6: And it's interesting because I was thinking about like one
Speaker 6: of the I don't know if there's such a specific
Speaker 6: purpose of comedy or art, but I think I've noticed
Speaker 6: it on Instagram. It allowed me to realize something that
Speaker 6: what people really want when they see something, they hear
Speaker 6: a podcast or they see an Instagram or a show,
Speaker 6: they just want to tag someone and go me, this
Speaker 6: is me. They just want to feel seen, right, And
Speaker 6: I feel like that's the the whole game is just
Speaker 6: so you can articulate other people's pain. So they're like,
Speaker 6: I'm not the only one in pain.
Speaker 4: So I'm okay, yeah, I'm not crazy for feeling pain, right, Yep.
Speaker 4: Everybody's pretending that they're perfect and great and actually they're
Speaker 4: in pain and so am I.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a weird thing?
Speaker 6: Do you guys ever get to I mean, Chris, you
Speaker 6: your comedy is like seemingly fairly lighter, like on stage
Speaker 6: because it's so silly. But I feel like both of
Speaker 6: you obviously have a darkness. I know you do, but like,
Speaker 6: do you ever get called does this?
Speaker 1: Do you ever get.
Speaker 6: Accused of too much darkness or like in conversation or
Speaker 6: in your comedy or in like, do you have people
Speaker 6: ever accused you of that? Because that happens to me
Speaker 6: a lot and don't. I don't agree kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I just because I'm talking about it, I
Speaker 5: am confronted by it, and I feel like people are
Speaker 5: thinking that, But no, I don't. People don't actually say that.
Speaker 5: I just put that on myself that I'm scaring good people.
Speaker 1: What about you, Karen, because I know you're talking about murder.
Speaker 6: So I'm curious what people think.
Speaker 4: I've always been but that's going on for a long time.
Speaker 4: And so I learned early. I was always called weird
Speaker 4: growing up. Yeah, yeah, I was always called like dark
Speaker 4: and weird. I hated that and different and whatever. So
Speaker 4: very early on I learned that that was a good
Speaker 4: thing because I would look at the person saying it
Speaker 4: to me and be like, this person is so lame.
Speaker 1: Either're just unbelievably boring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also like clearly like threatened by Like when
Speaker 4: I was little, I would just say whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: came to my mind. Or I would like play games
Speaker 4: and do shit by myself, and I never really thought
Speaker 4: that much about being.
Speaker 3: Seen doing it. I would just do things.
Speaker 4: And then when people, of course you get a little older,
Speaker 4: especially girls, and they are you're so weird or whatever,
Speaker 4: and then I would just be like good, oh yeah, good.
Speaker 6: Well it's funny that, like people call interesting people weird
Speaker 6: because and this.
Speaker 5: Is ann instead of when you're funny as a kid
Speaker 5: and someone laughs and then they go, oh man, you're
Speaker 5: so weird, And I'm like, hey, yeah, I always thine
Speaker 5: I had to turn that into a non negative whord myself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm always I'm fascinated by it because it's like,
Speaker 6: if you really I'm not trying to get too annoying here,
Speaker 6: but like if you really look at what life is
Speaker 6: and the fact that we're animals on this planet and
Speaker 6: we're like bizarre creatures with hair everywhere, especially in between
Speaker 6: our eyebrows and itself, that everyone is so weird, Like
Speaker 6: anyone even just attempting to be normal when you don't
Speaker 6: feel normal is weird. Like everyone is so unbelievably bizarre,
Speaker 6: like normal people that do the same thing. It's we
Speaker 6: Like whenever I see a school of fish act in Unison,
Speaker 6: I'm like, you guys are fucking weird danced.
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, they're kind of fucking weird too.
Speaker 6: It's like, how do they have the energy to jam
Speaker 6: for four hours and they just took one mushroom.
Speaker 1: Christ.
Speaker 6: My mother texted me one time, uh when she lived
Speaker 6: in New York, and she's like, Jakie, do you know
Speaker 6: a band led by a singer named Trey And I'm like,
Speaker 6: do you mean try Anastasio of Fish?
Speaker 1: And she's like yes.
Speaker 6: And I was like, well, I don't really listen to him,
Speaker 6: but yes, they're very famous. And she's like, well, I'm
Speaker 6: in the Apple store with him right now and he's
Speaker 6: actually really nice, a really good life.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And you know she said to him, hold on, let
Speaker 3: me text my son. I know he he's going to know.
Speaker 3: Let me text my son Ji.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one of them. When you go to
Speaker 1: college you learn a lot, of course.
Speaker 5: But I I was sheltered from Fish my entire life.
Speaker 1: I had never heard of the band.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I move into the dorms and
Speaker 5: every single door had that Fish sticker and I'm like,
Speaker 5: why did someone hand out stickers in the hallway today?
Speaker 5: Everyone listened to that band and I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was really not good news.
Speaker 6: What I can't relate to. And I haven't honestly listened
Speaker 6: to a lot of Fish in my life. But what
Speaker 6: I can't really relate to is people who truly have
Speaker 6: that much fun, Like they're just having so much fun
Speaker 6: and not that it's bad. It's just like, wow, you
Speaker 6: really let go, Like I just like you let go
Speaker 6: and you have a great time and you don't seem
Speaker 6: that self conscious and I'm a little just like, oh,
Speaker 6: we're different, Like we're just totally different.
Speaker 4: The opposite of comedy. Comedy is you sit there analyze everything.
Speaker 4: You're trying to pull every single thing apart. What they're
Speaker 4: doing is the exact opposite of like, let it all
Speaker 4: go into a blur and do whatever you want. Where
Speaker 4: that's so non analytical and non critical that like, for
Speaker 4: someone like me, that makes me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: You know what. That is a perfect articulation of what
Speaker 6: that is, exactly what's going on. Can this helped me?
Speaker 3: Podcasting?
Speaker 1: Do you think?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 6: I think a lot of people realize why they don't
Speaker 6: think fish is good. Yeah, yeah, that's really interesting.
Speaker 5: Could I could just handle them all trying to play
Speaker 5: the same song at the same time?
Speaker 3: Do they combine song?
Speaker 5: It sounds like they're all they're all have ear plugs
Speaker 5: and they're just doing their own thing. And they were
Speaker 5: giving an instrument and sometimes it matches up, and usually
Speaker 5: it doesn't.
Speaker 1: But hey, they're smiling.
Speaker 3: Listen. I brought this up in the first place. I've
Speaker 3: never heard a fish song in my life.
Speaker 1: I can one of them is about a lawnmower. I believe.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of references to lawnmowers. I don't mind that.
Speaker 6: I wish some songs were like more about like my
Speaker 6: shoe doesn't fit, you know, like, oh shit, I gotta
Speaker 6: get new shoes.
Speaker 1: I guarantee they have some shoe songs.
Speaker 4: Stephen, could you please take a picture of that truck
Speaker 4: full of corn?
Speaker 6: Oh, there's so much corn.
Speaker 3: That is the most corn. I think anyone's got five
Speaker 3: one time.
Speaker 5: You can see on the side of the truck even
Speaker 5: rubbed up against more corn.
Speaker 4: Do you think he went straight into the cornfield and
Speaker 4: got all that corn?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just looking at the corn. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't care about hit and run a scarecrow.
Speaker 3: I bet you that is straight up farm fresh corn.
Speaker 1: It is probably is that fresh corn. One podcasting.
Speaker 6: What do you think about fish? Do you like fish?
Speaker 1: And sometimes do people.
Speaker 5: Look at your truck and think it's plantains at first?
Speaker 1: Because I did buy.
Speaker 4: They're like, I told you we were going to get
Speaker 4: harassed because of all this corn.
Speaker 1: I like that truck of maze.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there's Chinatown. Oh yeah, there's a bunch of dragons.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like living down here but just kind
Speaker 3: of dull.
Speaker 6: It was just kind of dull. It was not like
Speaker 6: the Chinese food was okay, Like it wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 6: necessarily outstanding. I feel like this is kind of ugly shame.
Speaker 6: There's not a ton of good Chinese food in LA
Speaker 6: which is a shame because I grew up in New
Speaker 6: York where it was really good, where it's amazing, yeah,
Speaker 6: but it's not that great here. So it was just
Speaker 6: kind of, you know, just very kind of boring. Right
Speaker 6: in the tail end of me living there was when
Speaker 6: it started to become an arts district or people were
Speaker 6: attempting to make it cool. Like I feel like people
Speaker 6: attempt to make places that are explicitly not cool the
Speaker 6: new cool place because no one's going there. So people
Speaker 6: were trying, but I wasn't having it. I was like, no,
Speaker 6: it is not cool. Yes it is not cool.
Speaker 1: Maybe because Rush Hour two was shot.
Speaker 3: Here, but that's it did you do. Was that your
Speaker 3: show that was in an art gallery in Chinatown?
Speaker 1: Or is that just you mean like shooting in an
Speaker 1: art gallery in China? No, no, no, no, there was
Speaker 1: a stand up show. Yes, I did that.
Speaker 3: It was very short lived.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I did. I feel like I've done that show.
Speaker 6: We might have even been on that show together. But
Speaker 6: I don't think I had a show there. You know
Speaker 6: what's weird about comedy every I have run so many
Speaker 6: shows and don't remember any of them I have run.
Speaker 6: I ran a show at USC for a while, but
Speaker 6: I completely forgot about a year of my life.
Speaker 7: Did you do it in the in the commissary or
Speaker 7: like the I did it in sort of there was
Speaker 7: like an auditorium sort of situation that seven people came
Speaker 7: to and like jaw Rod Carmichael was on it, like
Speaker 7: the really famous people were on it.
Speaker 6: Seven people. Like, So comedy is just full of we
Speaker 6: have done so many shows together where there's six people
Speaker 6: there at and that's.
Speaker 4: A good show you And can I tell you that
Speaker 4: I used to run a show at UCL in the cafeteria.
Speaker 5: I feel left out. I've never run a show to
Speaker 5: college before.
Speaker 4: Now listen, we can get you over to. There's a
Speaker 4: college in Burbank right by the hills.
Speaker 1: I've done Burbank so hard.
Speaker 6: I've been like, you're getting feed off by Burbank.
Speaker 1: Bank has.
Speaker 5: I'm far away from everyone, and there are neighborhood places
Speaker 5: to eat, So there you go.
Speaker 1: And the ocean need I need? I need it? Do
Speaker 1: I need it?
Speaker 6: You know? What's weird about the driving? What's word about
Speaker 6: the ocean? It isn't real. Everyone thinks it's real.
Speaker 1: And I know it's.
Speaker 3: It's actually a screen.
Speaker 1: It's a scream.
Speaker 5: It's a wet moon fabricated.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm just driving around with you guys, and I'm
Speaker 6: just because I'm not driving, I'm having the sensation of
Speaker 6: r of I'm peeing and it's it's it's not warm enough.
Speaker 6: What's weird is when you drive around you and I
Speaker 6: guess this is anyone in any city, but it's striking
Speaker 6: me right now that la is just I'm thinking of it,
Speaker 6: of all the failed first dates I've had, like like, oh,
Speaker 6: I've had a failed one there. Oh I forgot about
Speaker 6: that person. Well, I've been in that apartment that was bad.
Speaker 6: I just couldn't find parking. Yeah, exactly, I'm just like Wow,
Speaker 6: you really, even though it never feels like you're doing
Speaker 6: anything with your life, you do so much.
Speaker 1: You see, there's a crew, and.
Speaker 4: A lot of it hurts you like it's a there's
Speaker 4: a lot of ghosts. I mean, I've I've lived here
Speaker 4: for over twenty years. Yeah, so there's parts of this
Speaker 4: town I can't go to.
Speaker 5: Oh I just realized that's why I don't remember a
Speaker 5: lot of stand up sets or jokes or things I
Speaker 5: say on podcasts, because comedy.
Speaker 3: Hurts me, it hurts you.
Speaker 5: There's too many there's too many times where you feel bad,
Speaker 5: so you gotta forget it. And along with that are
Speaker 5: the good times. Yes, Oh man, that's a shame.
Speaker 3: You are so vulnerable when you do stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, your feelings get hurt even when it
Speaker 4: goes the best it can go.
Speaker 6: I feel like that's a special when you get hurt
Speaker 6: because what's so weird about comedy And this has been
Speaker 6: articulated before, But as well as you do, you the
Speaker 6: next time you do it can't be as good.
Speaker 1: So then if you suck, yes, and it's.
Speaker 3: Just and then you suck forever.
Speaker 5: My special taping went very well, and I knew it
Speaker 5: went well, and I immediately felt terrible after it, and
Speaker 5: I've also been having nightmares about things that actually happened
Speaker 5: during it.
Speaker 1: And it went well, and it went well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just built for I mean, I feel like
Speaker 6: so much of life in comedy is like a vessel.
Speaker 6: A vessel for this is that if you set expectations highever,
Speaker 6: you're kind of fucked. Like you can't because it's because
Speaker 6: humans just sort of then get to a new level
Speaker 6: and then not matching up to it is really stressful
Speaker 6: and makes you feel bad and like something's.
Speaker 4: Wrong, but you don't appreciate the new level. You don't
Speaker 4: see they're doing. Look at this great accomplishment. You go,
Speaker 4: this is fucked. Here's all the ways it's fucked. I
Speaker 4: can't do this.
Speaker 1: I'm a fraud.
Speaker 3: It all comes back to that Fraudut I'm.
Speaker 5: Glad that I had good parents who cared about me
Speaker 5: because they taught me early on to keep my expt low.
Speaker 1: Isn't that really important? Yeah, Like, don't get too excited
Speaker 1: about this. Y hope. It's a dangerous thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Barack Obama's message of hope destroyed a generation in
Speaker 6: this country.
Speaker 1: I really did. I like the posters. You do you
Speaker 1: I'm a shepherd period.
Speaker 3: That Peita Empathy Center.
Speaker 4: Yeah, used to be an like a skateboarder's art gallery
Speaker 4: if we're just talking about things that used to be
Speaker 4: around that are giving us memories. And I went to
Speaker 4: an opening there and it was one of those things
Speaker 4: where like for me, a skateboarder's art gallery opening, I'm like,
Speaker 4: this is it, this is all I want to do.
Speaker 3: This is the coolest. And I felt like I didn't
Speaker 3: have pants on the whole time. It was like I
Speaker 3: felt like everyone.
Speaker 4: Knew I shouldn't have been there, and it was so
Speaker 4: uncomfortable and weird. And that's like one of the many
Speaker 4: why did I try? Why did I think that was
Speaker 4: going to be good?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I definitely experienced that for three and actually going to
Speaker 5: skate parks.
Speaker 1: And and you're like, look at my new hip and
Speaker 1: look at that kid.
Speaker 5: They're doing something that I've tried for twenty five years
Speaker 5: to do. He's been skateboarding for four years and does
Speaker 5: it better than me, with more style and guys.
Speaker 6: But then it's like, it's funny because I think about
Speaker 6: it in terms of I got off Instagram recently because
Speaker 6: or like my personal accunt because I got a little
Speaker 6: too sad and not at what I think a lot
Speaker 6: of people get said at is that I will see
Speaker 6: the young sort of like influencers or young hot people,
Speaker 6: and I get sad because they don't know how much
Speaker 6: pain is coming. They like, I feel so bad for
Speaker 6: the gorgeous people who have a million followers, because in
Speaker 6: five years it's all just I don't look as good
Speaker 6: as I used to. This angle isn't covering it like
Speaker 6: it used to. Like it's just the fall from grace
Speaker 6: they're going to have.
Speaker 3: And because it's there, it's so surface.
Speaker 4: It's not like you go, I love her and she's
Speaker 4: so nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel bad that they feel they have to
Speaker 6: be this way. It's it's shocking.
Speaker 5: I still feel bad about the complete and it's an
Speaker 5: amazing the one eighty that I pulled emotionally from being
Speaker 5: hating vine famous people to feeling bad for him once
Speaker 5: that was taken away from this devastating.
Speaker 1: It was off.
Speaker 5: There was really people that had a lot of people
Speaker 5: paying attention to them just on that and it's.
Speaker 6: Like someone's injecting you with a ton of fucking drugs,
Speaker 6: and the drugs or expectations and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: no one gives you any more and they all make
Speaker 6: fun of you for every ever thinking you were hot.
Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah, I feel bad for that.
Speaker 5: And then I follow them. They try to redo it
Speaker 5: on Instagram and it's not happening. There's this little hilarious
Speaker 5: girler mom, so he's got a camera on her. Uh
Speaker 5: Ava Ava's her name. But she's the funniest kid ever,
Speaker 5: so funny like a child. I know that we don't
Speaker 5: think children are funny, but man, and now she's growing up,
Speaker 5: and now it's just an Instagram account.
Speaker 1: There's not many followers. It makes me, really, I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 5: It makes me sad, because that kid had so much hope,
Speaker 5: but she's she's like, we are going to be famous forever.
Speaker 1: I think they probably still pay.
Speaker 6: As if, as if fame isn't the worst thing ever,
Speaker 6: as the three of us like, come out here and
Speaker 6: you need some sort of quote unquote fame in order
Speaker 6: to sustain your career, because essentially you just want to
Speaker 6: transfer it to power agency.
Speaker 1: Yes, but like as if anything.
Speaker 6: Beyond agency creatively is the worst experience a human can have.
Speaker 6: Besides like I don't know, famine, but regardless, there is
Speaker 6: so such a nightmare. So obviously the idea of wanting
Speaker 6: that is such a sickness is so upsetting.
Speaker 4: Well because it's made up. There they want a thing
Speaker 4: that isn't the thing they're asking for. That's the that's
Speaker 4: the problem is people. It's like the American idol idea
Speaker 4: of like I'm going to get out there and then
Speaker 4: it's a meritocracy and you know, it's about talent and
Speaker 4: it's about this and it's about that, and it's just like,
Speaker 4: you have no idea.
Speaker 6: It's just a business. It's like a business that doesn't
Speaker 6: it's a sociopathic business that doesn't care about you.
Speaker 4: And if comics are dumb, then the people that run
Speaker 4: the business are brain dead.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you Okay,
Speaker 6: here's a question? Oh two things. Whenever you drop me
Speaker 6: off and I'm having a.
Speaker 3: Blast, so thank you breaking up, we're hitting up.
Speaker 6: I just want to know can you drop me off
Speaker 6: at Matt's?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Sure, and I can send you there you guys in
Speaker 6: a new episode. No, I just want to go hang
Speaker 6: out with him. We made a show together and I
Speaker 6: legally have to hang out with to generate story ideas you.
Speaker 6: And the other question I had was, because I try
Speaker 6: to think about this too, what does make you like?
Speaker 6: Because I think almost everything makes me feel bad, but
Speaker 6: what what actually consistently makes you like feel pretty good?
Speaker 3: Good question?
Speaker 5: Yes, it is, oh god, and it it's real scary
Speaker 5: when you don't have an immediate answer.
Speaker 1: We For me, one of them is my cats.
Speaker 6: I love them and they're like a source of joy
Speaker 6: for me, and it's always a good thing. It's like
Speaker 6: I feel like they are I've like every time I
Speaker 6: see them, I'm just so psyched and I can't believe
Speaker 6: I have that kind of love in my life.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, every single time, Like they
Speaker 6: don't do they're dumb as shit, like my cats are
Speaker 6: particularly dumb, Like my cats are dumb cats, but I
Speaker 6: find them riveting and.
Speaker 1: I feel like that is so incredible I have that.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny you asked that question because my therapist.
Speaker 4: My therapist actually just made me start doing an exercise
Speaker 4: and she said pick a friend, and before she finished
Speaker 4: the sentence, I was like, Lizzie Cooperman, like I know
Speaker 4: exactly who will do this with me? In judgment free Sorry,
Speaker 4: I didn't know that girls really mad at me because
Speaker 4: I went.
Speaker 3: So Basically, we have to send each other five things.
Speaker 4: That not not that like it's like gratitudeless, but as
Speaker 4: opposed to I'm grateful for, which is very like I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to feel this way. It's five things that actually
Speaker 4: made you feel happiness. Yes, so as small or big
Speaker 4: as they are, when you had the emotion and a
Speaker 4: hit of happiness, you have.
Speaker 1: To write it down.
Speaker 6: So even if it's like when someone I don't like
Speaker 6: was in pain viasically, if.
Speaker 8: You got the feeling and you have to write it down,
Speaker 8: that's great and it's really interesting because it's like you're saying,
Speaker 8: it's as small as that where my dog George gets
Speaker 8: a weird person smile on her face when I come
Speaker 8: in the door.
Speaker 4: She does that thing where she her head goes down
Speaker 4: and she smiles and it's like the.
Speaker 3: Cutest thing of all the time.
Speaker 4: And then there's other things where suddenly I go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: this makes me feel good. I should be doing it
Speaker 4: all the time, and I don't do it just because
Speaker 4: you know, I don't acknowledge that. I don't acknowledge the
Speaker 4: importance of happiness.
Speaker 6: I guess it's yeah, because it's sort of because it's
Speaker 6: a weird thing about happiness is that you can exist
Speaker 6: without it, and most people do. But it's like and
Speaker 6: you'll die and it won't matter, you know what I
Speaker 6: mean that you were happy, but but it's super nice
Speaker 6: when you're having a period where you're like, God, I
Speaker 6: feel good and I definitely am lucky that I'm alive
Speaker 6: right now.
Speaker 1: It's like holy shit.
Speaker 4: And it's not a consistent I think a lot of
Speaker 4: people because it's not this long static line of happiness
Speaker 4: that go, oh, then I have depression or something's wrong
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 3: It's not that you just get little hits all day
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 4: Go back to neutral, and that's just kind of like
Speaker 4: the best we can do, the best you can do.
Speaker 1: I think read Do you guys read fiction a lot? No?
Speaker 5: And it's something I feel guilty about and I want
Speaker 5: to start, but I would.
Speaker 1: Implore you you're gonna start today. I think I understand.
Speaker 6: I understand one of those things too that people feel
Speaker 6: guilty about, of course, because there's the thing you feel
Speaker 6: you should be doing. But I actually find that it
Speaker 6: is quite meditative in a way, and it's one of
Speaker 6: those things that like this.
Speaker 1: Woman's walking.
Speaker 3: And almost slowing to a stop.
Speaker 6: What if right now she's thinking about murder. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: think that it's been very helpful for me in the
Speaker 6: sense that I feel like TV is a little difficult
Speaker 6: to get into because you know people on TV and
Speaker 6: if you've made TV ever year, just thinking about how
Speaker 6: it's edited and so. But then also if you're on
Speaker 6: your computer watching it, you're always checking the internet, and
Speaker 6: that sucks. Obviously that's devastating. But I think fiction is
Speaker 6: good because I think we all forget how good it feels,
Speaker 6: because it is the only thing that is truly transformative,
Speaker 6: because you're creating the world yourself in your head. And
Speaker 6: I would say that it has made me a lot
Speaker 6: happier because I like talking when I read a book.
Speaker 6: I actually do like myself, like I like, oh, look,
Speaker 6: I read a book, and now I can talk to
Speaker 6: someone else about the book and I can feel amazing.
Speaker 6: So I would recommend. And also the library. I want
Speaker 6: to say this, I'm just I guess I'm trying to
Speaker 6: preach this. The library, I think is one of the
Speaker 6: most underutilized and underappreciated things in the world, and I
Speaker 6: think it's that in public parks or maybe the only
Speaker 6: sign the homeless. Yeah, well no, but but it helps, right,
Speaker 6: that's true. They utilize it. But that's another beautiful thing
Speaker 6: about it's a place for homeless people to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. The one in Venice is always everywhere,
Speaker 1: but it's you can get.
Speaker 6: Family book for free, you can you can get audiobooks,
Speaker 6: you can get movies for free. And it's literally like
Speaker 6: it's like free can be almost it's like, and people
Speaker 6: don't use it. When I say I have a library card,
Speaker 6: people are like why, and it's like because it's like
Speaker 6: it's it's a true sign of beauty in the world
Speaker 6: and there's almost nothing like it.
Speaker 1: I like the library coming up the loves felis.
Speaker 3: The one that loves that Leo DiCaprio built, did it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a library. That's his library.
Speaker 1: He actually lives in the back.
Speaker 3: He runs and he's the manager.
Speaker 4: But he used to live in that neighborhood and when
Speaker 4: he was growing up, there was no library, and he
Speaker 4: was a I believe he was a single He a
Speaker 4: single parent kid, so he think he was went to
Speaker 4: library a lot. And so when he had enough money,
Speaker 4: he built a library for kids in that neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the coolest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it made me like him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of tell my dad that story. He
Speaker 5: really has it out for Leo.
Speaker 1: Why he don't know why? My dad makes me happy
Speaker 1: that I like that. I thought of one.
Speaker 5: I like visiting him. But he just doesn't like his mom.
Speaker 5: He never thought he was good. I'm like, what about
Speaker 5: Gilbert Grape? What about the revenue?
Speaker 6: What about the idiator in fear as? Isn't he in
Speaker 6: fear with Wahlberg? Or is that just no basketball? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Basketball diaries have basketball?
Speaker 1: I love matchup. Yeah. I like the guy and my
Speaker 1: dad wants to fist fight him. Wow.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny.
Speaker 4: My dad feels that way about the guy.
Speaker 3: That runs the men's warehouse. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Is that you're gonna like the way you look?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 4: Every time that commercials on, my dad gets so mad.
Speaker 1: There's no one more smug and terrible than that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's jealous of his millions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot. I spend a lot
Speaker 5: of time not liking the can you hear me now?
Speaker 5: Guy that used to work for whatever cell phone?
Speaker 6: Everyone is furious about his Defection one and look at
Speaker 6: that look at all so weird.
Speaker 1: I love it weird. It's the best look at you.
Speaker 3: I just love that it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is so bizarre.
Speaker 6: I always think about the people that walk by who
Speaker 6: are like, fuck that guy, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I wish I could think about like the people who
Speaker 6: are like, oh I want to see that show, who
Speaker 6: are like that fucking I saw him you stand up
Speaker 6: at a Chinese restaurant once and he sucked.
Speaker 1: No, they're just looking at a thing now, like when
Speaker 1: everyone has their mouths. I hate fists in the air.
Speaker 4: Is there any corporate plugging or updates or anything for
Speaker 4: this new season that.
Speaker 5: It's still funny. It's such a good show that it's
Speaker 5: even better in the last season. That's really very much
Speaker 5: enjoying it.
Speaker 6: I will plug in a little. Chris Fairbanks is on it,
Speaker 6: so as Lizzie Coopermanman is on corporate this year, as
Speaker 6: well as many other comedians we like. It's Tuesdays at
Speaker 6: ten thirty pm, and I think it's a good show,
Speaker 6: and please watch it live so we get to do
Speaker 6: it again. Because it's all about ratings, even though no
Speaker 6: one watches anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a good funny show.
Speaker 6: And if you like darkness and lightness combined and you
Speaker 6: want to feel seen, please watch Corporate Tuesdays at ten
Speaker 6: thirty on Comedy Central.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you think that if I just realized this because
Speaker 4: I don't tvo it, I just try to find it.
Speaker 3: But do you think if I have it programmed that counts?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I'm gonna do that right.
Speaker 6: You are doing so much for me, don't worry about it.
Speaker 6: You don't need to do any more for me in
Speaker 6: your lifetime. In fact, you could kill me and I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, we'll even I know.
Speaker 6: There's by the way, there's this gorilla bullshit graffiti. It's
Speaker 6: living in a constant daydream. And then there's like it's
Speaker 6: bullshit on another garage door. It's like love is the
Speaker 6: Eternal drugs and it's like, fuck you, you just ruined
Speaker 6: someone's crush that now. But Pat Matt and I were
Speaker 6: walking by it the other night and we're like, that's
Speaker 6: just gerrilla market. I feel like I'm so cynical now.
Speaker 6: It's like save the planet. It's like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: They did the whole street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a little crazy church. They wrote on a
Speaker 4: Buddhist church side.
Speaker 1: John McCain. Couple.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing about John McCain. When he was young,
Speaker 6: he was pretty hot.
Speaker 3: Yes he was.
Speaker 6: He was a real hot guy and talks about it enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's the thing, that's what matters.
Speaker 3: He had the real sharp chin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was so hot.
Speaker 3: He was hot.
Speaker 1: Piece may he rest in? Piece?
Speaker 3: Did I do this?
Speaker 1: If you go up into the right, it's he's on.
Speaker 6: Well, I guess I won't say where he's at, but
Speaker 6: if we turn right and then yeah, I think you
Speaker 6: guy saw this was such a blast.
Speaker 1: You were terrific.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jake, and haven't seen you.
Speaker 6: In like a year or two, but I've been following
Speaker 6: everything and I'm thrilled.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to see you. I would love to see
Speaker 3: you more, did know?
Speaker 1: And Chris, it's been nice to see you. One more
Speaker 1: one more? Oh.
Speaker 6: And also, Karen, I just want to remind you. I
Speaker 6: forget what inside joke it was, but in my phone
Speaker 6: I have you as Karen fucking kill Garret. So that's
Speaker 6: how you pop up times attachments or twice a year
Speaker 6: as a Karen fucking kill Garreth. And that is a
Speaker 6: weird thing.
Speaker 1: So much power I really like it. Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1: Can you put me in this Chris fair Bank?
Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 5: Yes better, yeah, yeah, anywhere remaining in case we ever
Speaker 5: make love.
Speaker 1: Oh we will wait. You won't know what's happening, but it.
Speaker 6: Will be hate for you, but love for me. I
Speaker 6: thank you guys. It was a blast. Yeah, and it
Speaker 6: was so nice to see you. And thank you.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you to see you as well.
Speaker 3: Oh, do you have any plugs? We'll just wrap it up.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 5: I'd like to thank constant designer Ashley Lane. She did
Speaker 5: that animated gift of us in your Dream Volvo that
Speaker 5: is now available in sticker form, and it looks beautiful
Speaker 5: and the most important thing about it is one hundred
Speaker 5: percent of the proceeds go to Alzheimer's research.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it makes me so happy.
Speaker 5: Astley pitched it and I was like, of course, and.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Ashley. We will love we love.
Speaker 4: The gift was amazing. The idea of making a sticker
Speaker 4: out of it is amazing, and then the fact that
Speaker 4: people can get that and it goes towards something that
Speaker 4: we all care about.
Speaker 5: And within like the twelve hours, the thousand dollars of
Speaker 5: them were sold. So thank you guys for helping with
Speaker 5: the disease.
Speaker 1: That is close to Karen and my brains.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's right on it. Actually buy those?
Speaker 1: And y not? Hopefully not?
Speaker 4: And then I think we're talking about coming out with
Speaker 4: a shirt design of the same design.
Speaker 3: Yes, a shirt of the same design.
Speaker 1: Yes, all of our merch is soon to come out.
Speaker 1: Get ready, get ready for it. Oh, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: on your body.
Speaker 3: All right, Well this has been Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: D wyn a r.
Speaker 2: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way we.
Speaker 2: Want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you
Speaker 2: claim and give us time and a turmanol and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 4: Do you want to welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about ity scared her?
Speaker 3: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do
Speaker 3: you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 1: With Karen and chriss mm hmm