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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live, bad boyfriends, and even

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Speaker 1: worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away.

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Speaker 3: With that, but they're about.

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Speaker 4: To get busted. When Thomas Edison kept messing up trying

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Speaker 4: to invent the light bulb, he said, I haven't failed.

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Speaker 4: I just found ten thousand ways that won't work. That's

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Speaker 4: pretty good. And then when Edison got caught visiting a

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Speaker 4: seedy New York brothel, he said, I haven't cheated. I

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Speaker 4: just found ten thousand women who weren't my wife. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a wise man. Unfortunately, not everyone is as smooth

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Speaker 4: as Tommy E and they got caught. And that's why

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Speaker 4: we created this segment, Busted, so listeners could come on

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Speaker 4: and share their funny stories about how they caught their

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Speaker 4: exes being unfaithful. We're gonna start off with Lisa. Lisa,

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Speaker 4: tell us how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So I started damous guy and we both wanted

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Speaker 5: to be exclusive, Okay. To celebrate this, we were like,

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Speaker 5: you know, let's go to a baseball game, which was

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Speaker 5: so much fun.

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Speaker 6: It's a cute thing to celebrate girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: Right, So I thought so too, But then he was like,

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Speaker 5: you know, like I'm so hungry. And he kept getting

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Speaker 5: up to go get food, which you know, totally fine,

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Speaker 5: but he told me. At first he went to get

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Speaker 5: a hot dog, then he went to get fries, then

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Speaker 5: he went to get cotton candy, and like, I did

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Speaker 5: not put eyes on any of this food. Like he

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Speaker 5: just would come back to the seat and be like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 5: I was hungry. So on the way in, I I

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Speaker 5: was eating it.

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Speaker 4: That's weird.

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Speaker 6: It's so much food.

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Speaker 5: So then after like the third time, I was suss

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Speaker 5: and so I was like, let me get up and

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Speaker 5: look and see what's going on. And I followed him.

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Speaker 5: He passes the concession stance, walks over two sections, sits

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Speaker 5: next to a different girl, and kisses her.

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Speaker 4: No, and this wasn't like spouse swap night at the basement.

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Speaker 5: Again. Yeah, apparently he like double booked me with his

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Speaker 5: other girl friend he met.

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Speaker 6: He was only going to be exclusive with you. In

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Speaker 6: section one seventeen, Kim hits.

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Speaker 4: Us, I'll kiss you. Yeah, let's keep going, Matthew, tell

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Speaker 4: us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so my girlfriend and I, so you know, we

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Speaker 1: both work from home, and yeah, every day, you know,

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Speaker 1: at lunch he goes for a walk, and you know,

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Speaker 1: one day I asked her. I was like, you know,

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Speaker 2: And she was a little reluctant about it, which was odd.

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Speaker 6: I mean, let's be honest, you're living together, you're working

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Speaker 6: at home together.

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Speaker 1: Ten minutes alone guy, But she's like okay. So she's

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Speaker 1: like walking fast, you know, like almost like speed walking,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I'm like, you know, slow down.

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Speaker 6: On now, you're gonna drag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was you know, and I get it, but

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Speaker 1: then you know, it was weird, like she just vibes

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Speaker 1: really off and she was like, no, this is how

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Speaker 1: I get my blood pumping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then I hear the sound and it's the ice

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Speaker 1: cream truck and it's coming our way. Yeah yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: from from behind us, and and she's like trying to

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Speaker 1: get away from it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like it was like like she was like I almost was.

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Speaker 2: Like, do you have a phobia of ice cream truck? So,

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Speaker 2: so the truck driver catches up to.

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Speaker 1: Me, and then my girlfriend she runs off, like runs

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Speaker 1: like bolts and then and the driver asks me if

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Speaker 1: I'm her brother.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and I'm like no.

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Speaker 1: And it turns out they've actually been hooking up on

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Speaker 1: her walk.

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Speaker 5: He's got a steady.

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Speaker 6: Job, is excited to see you.

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Speaker 4: You didn't just ruin her walk that day, you ruined

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Speaker 4: something even better for her.

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Speaker 6: Now you can never have one of those SpongeBob you

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Speaker 6: know pops again.

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Speaker 1: Well, funny enough, he actually handed me one because he

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Speaker 4: Does have a happy ending. That's good SpongeBob SpongeBob ice cream.

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Speaker 4: That heals everything we have to every one more. Let's

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Speaker 4: go to Monica. Monica, tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 4: significant other.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so my boyfriend bought a new suit for a

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Speaker 3: wedding he was going to Okay, he had a tailor

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Speaker 3: to do it for him. I could pick it up

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Speaker 3: for him, So I go get it the day of.

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Speaker 3: I put it on the fun seat, like hanging it

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Speaker 3: from the seat next to me, and I noticed something

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Speaker 3: sticking out of the pocket and I pull on it.

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Speaker 3: It's a note that says thanks for the other day,

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Speaker 3: and it signed I won't say her name, but it's

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Speaker 3: signed with a woman's name and a heart on it.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, that's that's weird. What's going on here?

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Speaker 3: So I checked the other pocket and the other pocket

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Speaker 3: is a pair of women's underwear.

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Speaker 6: I that he just had a good relationship with a

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Speaker 6: dry I mean, I guess he does.

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Speaker 4: With his mom.

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Speaker 6: He said, a dry cleaner or tailor.

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Speaker 4: All right, sorry, I made it. What what happened?

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Speaker 3: So when I asked him about it, he was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: well they use that. That's just that's just how suits

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Speaker 3: get fitted nowadays.

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Speaker 6: It's a measuring tools.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you believed him, right.

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Speaker 3: I did not.

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Speaker 6: I still don't understand the mom Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you go over to your

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Speaker 4: mom's house and you help her clean up her closet,

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Speaker 4: and you're picking stuff off off the floor, and sometimes

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Speaker 4: the underwear falls into your jacket pocket and then you

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Speaker 4: bring it to the dry cleaner by accident, and it's like,

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Speaker 4: that's my mom, and that's what the note she was

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Speaker 4: thanking me for helping her clean the closet.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure that's what I popped into everybody else's head.

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Speaker 4: But it just wasn't the case of this one time.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, that explains it. Okay, But text in seven

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Speaker 4: eight five nine too. If you have a funny story

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Speaker 4: about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be

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Speaker 4: on the next edition of Busted Love You Mom, coming

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Speaker 4: out right after this.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,