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Speaker 1: the program. What are the odds of catching a foul

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Speaker 1: and poker, or even being struck by lightning? Some things

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Speaker 1: occurrences that are truly unlikely, and they're all tied to

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Speaker 1: one guy, Philadelphia. Philly's outfielder Nick Castillanos isn't exactly having

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Speaker 1: his best season, but while his numbers are down, he

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Speaker 1: still leads the league in a pretty remarkable category that

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Speaker 1: you won't find in any traditional stats. On this episode

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Speaker 1: of Sports Illustrated Weekly, s I, senior writer John Wortheim

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Speaker 1: tells the tale of how Costaianos became a meme by

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Speaker 1: hitting home runs that have been, let's say, oddly and

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Speaker 1: hilariously timed, again and again and again. And we should

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Speaker 1: note this piece also includes the voice of the late, great,

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Speaker 1: legendary Dodgers announcer of In Scully, perhaps the only person

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Speaker 1: who was castaganos Pero. May he rest in Baseball broadcast habit,

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Speaker 1: I'm your host John Gonzalez from Sports Illustrated and I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is Sports Illustrated Weekly. Here's John Wortheim

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Speaker 1: to calculate the long odds on the timing of Costallanos's

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Speaker 1: long bombs. Never mind the honey delivery, the wit, or

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Speaker 1: the accumulated baseball wisdom. For all his various and sundry

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Speaker 1: broadcasting gifts, Vince Scully was blessed above all with exquisite

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Speaker 1: timings for all the high five of the goes back

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Speaker 1: to the fan. He may have called baseball games all

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Speaker 1: those years, but he would have been a wonderful conductor

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Speaker 1: or musician, says Al Michael's a Scully protege dating back

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Speaker 1: to his Brooklyn boyhood. He just has this intuition for

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Speaker 1: What a viral vomit for the country in the world.

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Speaker 1: The running joke was at baseball waited for Scully, not

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Speaker 1: says Ted Robinson, a long time MLB announcer, you could

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Speaker 1: All of which is to say, it's a good bet

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Speaker 1: that's Scully never much intersected with Philly's right fielder Nick Castianos.

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Speaker 1: By now you likely know the story or stories all

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Speaker 1: three of them. On October, Castianos was playing for the

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Speaker 1: Reds during an otherwise somnolent summer game devoid of much significance.

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Speaker 1: Cincinnati's played by play ban at the time, Tom Brenneman,

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Speaker 1: a a man of faith. As he was winding up,

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Speaker 1: When that awkward interruption was over, and as Castiano's rounded

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Speaker 1: As ESPNS public Torrey puts it perfectly. Watching Brennaman break

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Speaker 1: loss for the Royals family. That's a great life. Nineties

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Speaker 1: never a great time to eulogize someone during the broadcast,

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Speaker 1: those who paid the ultimate sacrifice, and as if choreographed

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Speaker 1: Castiano's rips on a deep left field, it is god.

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Speaker 1: Three successive seasons, three earnest moments, each broken up by

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Speaker 1: The home run he hit on Memorial Day was his

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Speaker 1: there's roughly a two percent chance that in any given

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Speaker 1: equivalent to photo bombing. We put this to Ted Robinson,

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Speaker 1: we want to impose on an audience honoring Memorial Day. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: but weeks can go by between those that. As a guide,

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Speaker 1: the envelope calculation. We'd say there's one in ten million

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Speaker 1: chance that Castianos would follow three grief announcements with first

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Speaker 1: Castiano's interrupted a fourth grief announcement. Earlier this season in

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Speaker 1: Walker when Castianos laced a single to right field, fittingly

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Speaker 1: and amusement we all have for Castianos, who's grief announcement

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Speaker 1: triple Crown is well placed with that kind of timing.

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Speaker 1: When his baseball career ends, he might have a second

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