1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of All to Me, this 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 1: COVID nine edition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin, Yes, 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: I know that's what I said. But what I meant 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: that if he caught the virus from someone on his staff, 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: and you know how you say, didn't make it, wouldn't 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: it be ironic? I wasn't wishing ill on him, or 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: you know, wishing he took the dirt nap soon. My god, 8 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: I would never look over there quick. But I digress. 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: Let's meet our alchemists, shall we no particular order? Say 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: hello to James. He need Jimmy with the light brown hair. 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: If it were considered quite cool to style your hair 12 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 1: like a topiary, what animal would you would your topiary 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: hairstyle resemble. Well, I'm not that familiar with Topiari's uh, 14 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: the probably if I'm thinking those are animals shaped bushes, 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: and I would have to go with a dinosaur, probably 16 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: a pronosaurus. That's correct answer. All those things are correct. Yeah, 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: And you are as familiar with topiaries now as you 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,559 Speaker 1: would ever want to be. But I used the words 19 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: that you said to kind of fill it in. I've 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: never used the word topiary. But what I really liked 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: is you said my light brown hair? Uh? Joey is 22 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: trying to convince the world that I have red hair 23 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: and it's just not true. No, it isn't, but it's 24 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 1: so Joey say yea. Carlatkowski is back. Yay c C 25 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: on the rye. Uh, congratulations, congratulations on completing the podcast. 26 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: If not your worst nightmare, craigslist. Uh? Any any final 27 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: comments after the fact? I mean he made me watch 28 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: Schindler's List in the middle of a pandemic? What what's 29 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: all to say? The highlight of the quarantine so far? Yeah, 30 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: you went in live. Well, there's Craig at cow skip account. 31 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: Give me the elevator pitch for your number one film 32 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: of all time? Okay, so uh you remember the Holocaust? Right? Um? Okay, 33 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: but it's in black and white and uh there's a 34 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: girl in the red dress, but she dies. Everybody dies, 35 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: well not everybody. Get a salad? Go ahead, Okay, it's 36 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: finally I have you, sir. This is this is great. 37 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: Um where was I? Everybody's dead, but some of them 38 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:41,399 Speaker 1: make it. There's Nazis ums no, no, no, there's there's jokes. There, 39 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 1: there's a there's a few jokes. Uh, not a lot 40 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: um and it's it's four hours long. Um, I'm sorry 41 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: you covered your mouth. It seemed like you said four hours. 42 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Please welcome back returning Champ. 43 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: Dr col Stratton, Oh, Michigan Coca Cole. How will we 44 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: go to the movies when we do? Oh? When we're 45 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: finally allowed back. Well, they're gonna have to social distance. 46 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: It's gonna be like four people pre auditorium and popcorn 47 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: will be a hundred and seventy three dollars for medium, 48 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: but for a quarter more you can get a large. Right, 49 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: that's perfect. Can I just say one thing really quick? 50 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: I swear it won't take long if you just have 51 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 1: a I'm gonna say, if an astronaut could just put 52 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: a helmet on and live out in space like that, 53 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: can't everybody get a fucking helmet when they go to 54 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: the theater? Like that's done? Done? Deal an astrod on helmet. 55 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, if there's a more comfortable one. Sure 56 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't need to be you know, safe space, but 57 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: it needs to be so not the whole suit around, 58 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: not the suits. Just if there's projection issues, do you 59 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: call Houston to help you out with it or what's 60 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: the deal. It's shouldn't be a Houston issue. It should 61 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: be a local problem, like it would have like Bluetooth 62 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: headphones or whatever headphones and it's getting a microphone from 63 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: what's outside and it's crystal clear, and it's just speakering 64 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: it into your headset. It wouldn't take long. I'm sorry 65 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 1: it sounded like it sounded to me like in your 66 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: brilliant suggestions slash dissertation, you did use the word speakering last. 67 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: But wash your hands for forty seconds. If you think 68 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: of leaves, it's Joey Greer, crazy Kenny. If a train 69 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: leads the station in Chicago traveling east at noon, how 70 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: many people were allowed to board? James has red hair, 71 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: and if you don't think he does, you're a fucking idiot. Okay, 72 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 1: because he does, and he has been running this campaign, 73 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: this mudslinging campaign against me and everyone who knows that 74 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: his hair is fiery, fiery, Rhett, Let's do a damn show. 75 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: Almost all of our scene suggestions are gathered from your 76 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: or listener emails. The others from Patreon, v I P. S. 77 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: If you'd like to submit your listener email, please right 78 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: to the podcast at your name here at alchemy this 79 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: dot com. I read all the emails. I reply, I 80 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: love love, love, love love each and every damn one 81 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 1: of you for writing them, so thank you and please continue. 82 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: Some of you recently have mentioned you've written reviews. Never 83 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: stopped doing that, and we thank you, thank you, thank 84 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: you again, right to your name here at alchemy See. 85 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: Number one comes to us from brand Noose patriarch Patreon 86 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: alche maniac Robert Thompson, who wrote, Greetings Alchemists, my name 87 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: is r J. I'm currently deployed in the Navy since 88 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 1: before COVID. Thanks to COVID, I haven't been able to 89 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: come home. I've been listening to alchemy this uh to 90 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: help maintain my love of sanity at Peacefully Deranged. That's 91 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: uh the love his level in case wasn't cleared by 92 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,479 Speaker 1: the way I read it. You are all hilarious, and 93 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 1: I try to get my shipmates to listen. But my 94 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 1: favorite moment and any one of these, but they don't 95 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:15,559 Speaker 1: share my elevated sense of humor. No, they fucking don't. 96 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: They don't. My scene suggestion is as follows, A crew 97 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: of U s Naty Sailors realized that they deployed without 98 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: any knowledge on how to run a ship. This becomes 99 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: extremely evident when the countries of Norway and Australia joined 100 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 1: forces against that US ship. I love you all. I 101 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:45,119 Speaker 1: don't pick favorites. One team, one fight. Ah, alright, everyone 102 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: up in the twenty minutes. Okay, we're gonna have to 103 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go upstairs for the We're gonna 104 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: go upstairs in twenty minutes. Okay, so let's just make 105 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: sure everyone was Yeah, we stayed up really late last 106 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: night playing truth or Dare. Oh so you say, girl upstairs? 107 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: Do you mean m go abub the sea line? Yes? 108 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: I do, Yes, I do. I mean go up on 109 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: the on the tippy top deck. Okay, so we're all 110 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: gonna go there, go up there. He gets seasick. Yeah, 111 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: I get real seasick every time I see water can 112 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: be seawater, can be sink water, any kind of water, 113 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: any kind of water. Yes, sorry, Jo, I'm gonna sleep 114 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: this one off. I I did a lot of dares 115 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: last night. He did. He licked all up and down 116 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: Roger's foot all up and down. That was crazy. I 117 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: didn't realize that can request truth. Well where's the fun 118 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: and requesting truth? So I'm just kind of sleep this 119 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: one off. All right, you know what, I'll push it. 120 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna push you. Okay, let's do forty. Alright, let's go. 121 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: You're the best, You're the best, You're you're okay, all right. 122 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: I don't need people to dice enough on their opinions 123 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: of me. Okay, I don't need that, all right, so 124 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: let's just let's just do forty. I mitch up on 125 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: the tippy top deck. Okay, again, just for clarification, when 126 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: you say tippy top deck, are we breaking surface of 127 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: the water to the air? I feel sick. I feel sick. 128 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: He said, let's not talk about water. So alright, logan, 129 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: you you think that we are underwater right now? Is 130 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: that what you think? Okay? I worked below deck, so right, 131 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: I'm getting that. I'm getting that right now. I understand 132 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: there's a lot of windows down where you're working over 133 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: in the uh in the area all right, where we mind. 134 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: So let's ut, let's take a second here. Yeah, I 135 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: know it, I know it. I know we all we 136 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,199 Speaker 1: all have a little chef in us. Okay, so let's 137 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,839 Speaker 1: just take a second here. No, we don't all have 138 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: a little chef in us. I'm the siux chef. You understand, 139 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: you don't need if I don't sue, Yes, sir, yes, sir. Okay, 140 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: I'm like going above the water line. You already are. Okay, 141 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 1: we gotta get a bucket. I'm gonna get a bucket. 142 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 1: Let's put just a sixty to dare me to drink that. 143 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: Don't don't tear him. He will do, he will drink it. 144 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 1: Don't tear him. Damn me. You want me to do. 145 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: I dare to drink that ship. I dare you to 146 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: drink Oh, oh god, oh finish it. Finishing. I think 147 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw the chunky party. The bottom. Oh ship 148 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 1: is just nasty. We gotta clean this up. Let's push 149 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: it to our twenty uh because we alight a thousand 150 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: thousand uh. Yes, it is okay, So let's do a 151 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: thousand minutes twenty seconds, and then I'll meet you up 152 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 1: on the tippy top deck. Okay. When you say tippy top, oh, 153 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: Cocacola on one to eight, I don't know. I don't know. 154 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 1: It's okay. I defer to the sous chef. Go ahead, buddy. Yeah, 155 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: when you say tippy top. Sir, do you mean I'm 156 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: going from below deck? Uh to an upper death? How 157 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: about this logan? You just stay here? Okay, because I 158 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: feel like this, like you leave in this area is 159 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,320 Speaker 1: causing a lot of distress. So why don't you just 160 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: stay put? And everyone else would just like jump on up? Okay, 161 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: we'll take if I can. I don't know if you 162 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: can stay here? Okay. Uh, he doesn't like to be alone. 163 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, you know what, let's just call 164 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 1: off everything we gotta do today because we gotta settle 165 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 1: in here and we gotta figure each other. Shout out, 166 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 1: all right, because we can't run this ship unless we're 167 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: on the same page. Okay, Hey, hey captain, Hey, captain, 168 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: Truth or dare? Oh? Come on, I can't play alright, 169 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,199 Speaker 1: Truth the truth? Truth? Uh? Is your is your hair 170 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:13,679 Speaker 1: color red or light brown? Tell the truth? It's red shade? 171 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,839 Speaker 1: Say sorry to Barstannia. But there's a couple of ships coming. 172 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: They're super close. I was looking at the little thingy 173 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,439 Speaker 1: you know what that goes above at the periscope or whatnot, 174 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: and I saw these other ones. It's like two other one. 175 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: What's that called? What's that called what's that called? What 176 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 1: is that called? Toothpick? Toothpick? No? No, no, no, what's 177 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 1: I think you look through ship with the toothbrush? I 178 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: think I said it wasn't I don't know topiary to 179 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: all right, Well looking through the topiary and these two 180 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: other ships are coming at us, and they don't seem 181 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: like nice. One of them got a little run light going. 182 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,959 Speaker 1: It's like it's moving around. So anyways, Uh, there's the 183 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: radio keeps crackling. I think we're supposed to respond to something. 184 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. I came down here soon as I can. 185 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: You have me so many things? USS amendment? Do you 186 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: come in? USS amendment? Do you come in? This is 187 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: his majesty as Royal Norwegian Ship John Carl, Hello, this 188 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: is the This is Royal Norwegian Ship John. Just get 189 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: off the liners. They're not going to answer. I just 190 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: get off, okay. But I can see the ship. We 191 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: should be on radio distance from them, and they're in 192 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:28,719 Speaker 1: a hostile territory. Yeah, but maybe it's I don't like you. 193 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: Do you ever think that it's a youth thing? What 194 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: can I ask you? What was it like this in 195 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: the in the German navy before you transferred over. Yes, 196 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,599 Speaker 1: it's fun. Okay, it was like that. It was like this. 197 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: There was always one person on the ship who was 198 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: just causing all his problems. Let's go obous there, let's 199 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: make this. Let's make this butter hostel. What's the difference. Okay, look, 200 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going to radio our friends on the 201 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 1: on the U S S. Kangaroo. Okay, yeah, fi yeah 202 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: do it. Okay us SS Kangaroo, us SS Kangaroo. Good 203 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: eye come over and good I good eye, good eye 204 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 1: US Kangaroo. Yeah. This is His Majesty's Royal Norwegian ship 205 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,319 Speaker 1: John Carl, Hey, John colla good die to eat? How's 206 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,199 Speaker 1: the gallon in? Just to be clear, John Carl is 207 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: the name of the ship, and my name is yunk. 208 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: I understand that, then, so kind to say hello to 209 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: the ship. Then ship is lock a pass and I 210 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: think good? I alright? That fun? Good talk? Then talk 211 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: what you said? Okay, good talk, good talk. Do you 212 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,720 Speaker 1: have eyes on USS amendment? Yeah, it's right. They have 213 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: to stop a bow say it. Then this is weird 214 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,800 Speaker 1: that they were in hostile territory. I mean this is 215 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: clearly Norwegian slash Australian water. Yeah, what a great team 216 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 1: we make No you know Australia. Then oh, cricky, did 217 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 1: you see that? It's a ship coming up? There's an 218 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:06,280 Speaker 1: American ship over there? You see it? Officer Een, officer owen, 219 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,160 Speaker 1: would you lots take to call him on the radio? 220 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: What joan college? The ship from no way? Then? Good 221 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:18,839 Speaker 1: day away? Hello there are I'm assuming you're also in Australian, 222 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: but I am. You can hit he's soon to dingo unit. 223 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: They're not quite as postal refinder we are in should 224 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 1: be fired like coming on a pretty Yes, we will 225 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: fire a warning shot from the east and we'll follow 226 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: him from done under. That's on brand. That is on brand. 227 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: That is that is also seen one see two comes 228 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: from Jewels and Will, who wrote, Actually she previously wrote 229 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: a lovely email which I read to you all while act. 230 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: This is her scene suggestion that I did not read. 231 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: Very cool, very cool. And here's the scene suggestion. A 232 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: young couple goes to a c D humane society and 233 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: adopts a puppy that is, unbeknownst to them, a three 234 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: thousand year old demon sent from hell. Yeah, I mean 235 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: pretty much all that in what you want here? Sorry 236 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: for all the dust. But don't get a lot of 237 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: people coming in and what is that dust? If I 238 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: could just ask real quick, probably flakes a skin, mostly 239 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: the animal skin. Yeah, just you know skin over time, 240 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: some of it looks like human skin. Yeah, well you know, Hey, 241 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,560 Speaker 1: who's who's to know? Who's to know? Huh okay, yeah, 242 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 1: so actually works, uh in a hospital, and I believe 243 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: if she's saying it looks like hospital skin, we go 244 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 1: with that. That's what this is. Oh, yeah, you work 245 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 1: in a hospital. That's great. You went to school, Huh 246 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,200 Speaker 1: I did. We've gotten a little sidetrack. We would love 247 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 1: to adopt a puppy. Yes, we love that your shelter 248 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: does not euthanize, so if you could just show us 249 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 1: some puppy. Basically, basically, we woke up this morning and 250 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: we were like, today's the day we're going to adopt 251 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 1: a puppy from the grossest animal shelter in town that 252 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: does not euthanize their animals. Well, I appreciate it, honey, 253 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: if I may. You said that's true. I said that, 254 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: and I nodded. I often talk in monologues first thing 255 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: in the morning. Sometimes I think she's doing Shakespeare. I 256 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't need this. I don't need this, 257 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 1: all right. I don't need to know about y'all. Okay, 258 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, right now, let me tell 259 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: you some Okay, Look, I'm gonna leave you two here 260 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: for a second. I gotta handle something in the back. 261 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 1: And don't you touch a damn thing, all right, goddamnit? 262 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: Put them down al right, like this light switch? My god? Alright, 263 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: not alright, finish it on mine. Could you just take 264 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: us to the back and show us the could you 265 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: just do that for us? Sir? I think you're a 266 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: very nice man, even though you've been nothing but rude. 267 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whatever, alright, terrific, terrific. Yeah, come on, all right, 268 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 1: come on, just come on back for a second, all right? 269 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: Should we remove our shoes? You keep on. You're gonna 270 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: want to actually put on this haz Matt suit. You're 271 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 1: actually gonna want to cover up in these in these 272 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: space man astronauts how much? Yeah? Yeah, they don't connect 273 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 1: to nothing, but there's blue two speakers in there, so 274 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to hear whatever I want. So 275 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: we'll be able to hear the animals. Oh yeah, yeah, 276 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: I got microphones on the outside of that helmets. They'll 277 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: pick up anything. So just come on with me, bag 278 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: out of here. The puppies might would we be able 279 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 1: to hear them? Can I hear that one? I hear one? 280 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 1: He's thirsty? Why don't you take this one? Are he's 281 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: pretty cute? Yeah? Take this one? What's his name or 282 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:08,200 Speaker 1: her name? Demon? Friends like Damon? Yeah? Yeah yeah. Why 283 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: don't you just say this real quick? Just get out 284 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,880 Speaker 1: of here quick? Please? Okay, well, we'll take them. Don't 285 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: some paperwork, No they're not, there's Sarah. I just have 286 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: a chip your finger real quick and brick it there. 287 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna get some blood. Okay, good, okay, good, okay, good, 288 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: we're good. That's all we needed. So all right, we'd 289 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 1: like to chip chip demon before we leave. Do whatever 290 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: you want whatever. Okay, here we go. Here's a Let 291 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,439 Speaker 1: me get this macbuck and breaking it open. Here we go. 292 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: Here's a chip. Okay, where do you want it? Where 293 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,439 Speaker 1: you want it? It's I or something? Um, let me 294 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: just put it in. It's a right there. There you go. 295 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 1: It's chip. Okay, great, okay, go alright, let's get it 296 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 1: out of here. Let's get it out of here. I 297 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: know how to treat this injury before we doggy eye patches, patches, God, 298 00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:00,160 Speaker 1: damn it. Yeah, sure here, let's yeah, we'll just put 299 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: it around eye. Okay, look, you gotta get out of here. Okay, please, 300 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,919 Speaker 1: you gotta get out of here. Take that dog. Do 301 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,200 Speaker 1: you have a hot date or something. You don't understand 302 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: the evil that's coming for you. You don't understand what 303 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: you opened up. You have to leave. You're not safe 304 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 1: coming for us. Yeah, and we're not safe. You're not safe. 305 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,840 Speaker 1: You gotta go. You gotta go, now that dog, that damon, 306 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 1: you gotta go. You create from you to put We 307 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 1: definitely need to create trained deamon. Okay, if you're looking 308 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: at great so I'm gonna have to tell you that 309 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: they're pretty pricedly. Okay, So I'm not just gonna give 310 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: one up. So I got different models here. I got 311 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,399 Speaker 1: aluminum typhoid here, not the fever, not the disease. Okay, 312 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 1: that's a kind of metal alright, So what what do 313 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 1: you think you want? Oh my god, just take that 314 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:57,360 Speaker 1: create take that great blue tooth malfunctioning. Before we leave, 315 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: You've got to tell us what you're performing. Is it 316 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: the comedy man to club? Because that little ventrilo clism 317 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 1: act you just did. That was yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, 318 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 1: look just take the crate, okay, and if you want 319 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:14,439 Speaker 1: to give me money, Father mcconahoy, Father mcconohoy. Are you busy? No, 320 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: I I've I've got to spare a minute. Well, you see, 321 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 1: I had my dog fixed a long time ago and 322 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: she had a baby. Short, long story short. My wife 323 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: had a dream that there was an angel in this puppy, 324 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do with it. We're 325 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,960 Speaker 1: not even religious, so I brought this this puppy that 326 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 1: my wife had a dreams. You're not even religious. I 327 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: see you at the service every Sunday, though, Well, I 328 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: I come because we got kids. And sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, 329 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,120 Speaker 1: I've gotta get you. I figured I just someone's ringing 330 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 1: in the front door of the church. Someone's ring in 331 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: the front door of the church. Hello, here, are you 332 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: doing a confession today? Or? Yeah? What confessions are from 333 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,159 Speaker 1: from two to four? Typically, But isn't an emergency? No, no, no, 334 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: I just want to know if there was a confessions today. Yeah, 335 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,120 Speaker 1: come back at two, okay, two to four? Oh man, 336 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: you prank the church so hard. I ring that bell 337 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: and he showed up. That's like ding dong ditch to 338 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:32,360 Speaker 1: the new level. Man, oh man, tell me you've got 339 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 1: it on camera. Do you record it? Oh yeah, hell 340 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: yeah I did. Here check it out. Oh he doesn't 341 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: answer for such a long time. Oh there he is? 342 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: Didn't yes, and then you left? Oh man, anyway, I'd 343 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 1: love to help you out with your puppy, son, but 344 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 1: I've gotta wait. I've gotta wait for this guy. He 345 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: showed up for confession in two o'clock. All right, well, 346 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,159 Speaker 1: I can't take this puppy back. We this dog was 347 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 1: fixed because we don't have we can't have multiple dogs. 348 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,159 Speaker 1: We're gonna get kicked out of our apartment. We can 349 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,719 Speaker 1: have one dog. And I'm supposed to help you, even 350 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: though you've admitted to being a nonbeliever. I don't know. 351 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 1: This is God's puppy. It's not my puppy. What do 352 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: you want me to do with this? It's allegedly my 353 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 1: wife is at least don't don't hello Hello, be careful. 354 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,440 Speaker 1: I warn you. I warn your father. Evil is coming. Evil? 355 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: What evil is coming? What? What? What? What kind of evil? 356 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 1: You're talking about? Evil? I don't know, honest, Uh, can 357 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: you be more specific? I mean it's h evil, it's 358 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: a bad even. It's the devil, devil, evil evil devil, 359 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: evil devil, evil devil father evil even Father, be aware. Beware. 360 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: Oh man, you miss his doubt. Fire the ship out 361 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: of the church. Man, it's hilarious. Oh the sounds so good. 362 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: You totally speakering that. I'm so proud of you. Man, 363 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:15,000 Speaker 1: you gotta go back again. I think that was actually 364 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,240 Speaker 1: just an old Polish woman. Man, I don't think that 365 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: was me. Man, Hey, hey, and and notice you were 366 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 1: looking to get a quick confession. I can help you out. 367 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 1: Step over to my car, all right, yeah, yeah, So 368 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: I'll go in the front seat. You're get in the 369 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 1: back and we'll do you a confession. It's seventeen dollars. 370 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: Seventeen Usually it's a contribution. It's a contribution, all right, Jesus. 371 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: Jesus needs new shoes, new sandals, So seventeen dollars. I 372 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: don't have a change for a twenties seven? Do you 373 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 1: want me to get change to come back or say 374 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: thank you for the twenty I appreciate. So go ahead, 375 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: what do you what do you what do your sins? Uh? Well, 376 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: it's been maybe I don't know, thirty minutes since I 377 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: got in the back of a car. Uh and um uh, 378 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 1: let's see. I guess the first thing I want to 379 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,320 Speaker 1: say is I I haven't did a lot of dingdong 380 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,119 Speaker 1: ditches with my buddy and recording them and putting on 381 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: them on a private YouTube channel that only he and 382 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: I can see. And uh, I don't know, I kind 383 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: of all the fun things that me and Clark are doing. 384 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,359 Speaker 1: So your buddy's name is Clark. Yeah, and uh that's 385 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,880 Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. And I bumped into an old 386 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 1: Polish woman. She pointed at me and she said thinner, 387 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 1: And uh so I don't know what that's about. But 388 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: I feel bad about bumping into her. And did you 389 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 1: knock it down? Yeah? I ko okay, did you help 390 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,240 Speaker 1: her back up? No? No, And I think that's why 391 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: she said thinner. Oh damon, come on eating something for us. 392 00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,879 Speaker 1: Just eat. You're a dog. Dogs eat their own. Demon 393 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: please eat. This is like the best we made you lunch. 394 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,479 Speaker 1: We did. We killed a chicken and boiled it just 395 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: for you, demon human flesh. I really do not fix 396 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: these bluetooth I'm getting that it's oh, that's the front door. Right, 397 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 1: I think we're picking up like an old Doctor Demento 398 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 1: radio show. D D. No, that's definitely the door. That's 399 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 1: the door. Hello. Hello, I'm Father Makahi from the Catholic Church. 400 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,960 Speaker 1: Why are you both wearing astronaut helmets? Well, we got 401 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 1: them for free? So is that why you stopped by? Father? No? No, no, 402 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 1: I've been warned about evil devil. There's I have a 403 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: I have a tip, a hot tip that you may 404 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: have a demon, a demon living here in your evil? 405 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 1: Can you define evil evil for us? It's it's a 406 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 1: rhyming catchphrase, just hoping it's going to catch on. Okay, okay, 407 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: I'm beautiful, beautiful old Polish woman told me about it. 408 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,760 Speaker 1: I'm strangely in love with her. But due to my 409 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 1: my valve uh, celibacy. Celibacy. Yes, I was going to 410 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: say sobriety, but we know that's a that's that's just 411 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 1: a joke. I need a little nip anyway. Speaking of 412 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: little nip, would you like to for a drink? Father? Yeah, 413 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,960 Speaker 1: not to drink, but I need to see the puppy. Oh, 414 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,399 Speaker 1: you need to see the puppy. Why I need to 415 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 1: see the puppy because there's a demon, a demon living 416 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:47,640 Speaker 1: inside it. Well, there's demon. We have a demon here. Yeah, 417 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: you're saying there's evil devil in our demon. Wait this 418 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: all is starting to make sense. I mean it does 419 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: makes sense in terms of not being the doctor dementor 420 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 1: show that we heard there is there is evil, devil 421 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,960 Speaker 1: and demon. Would the dog be able to speak? There? 422 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,920 Speaker 1: It is? He's grilling at me. Could in fact the 423 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:14,359 Speaker 1: power of Christ compel him? Are you look? It's been 424 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,360 Speaker 1: a while since I've done an exorcism, but I did 425 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,119 Speaker 1: bring my kit. Okay, please do something? Father? Can you 426 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 1: remove the evil devil and leave us the demon? Dog? 427 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: The dog? The dog? Could you? We love the dog. 428 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 1: We could do without the devil. So you want to 429 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: get you want to get the devil out of this 430 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:43,400 Speaker 1: is Exorcisms on Tape, chapter one. Okay, I just need 431 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,119 Speaker 1: to bone up, Just need a bone up a little bit. 432 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 1: It's been a while. Have you done this before? I have? 433 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 1: I have, but it's been I did it in priest 434 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: training school. Luckily I held onto my cassette tapes. Father, 435 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,679 Speaker 1: do you want to borrow my ear pods? I just 436 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 1: gott I don't know if they'll hook up to this. 437 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: I just gotta turn a bluetoox. Not go, your beast, sweetheart. 438 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 1: I guess the father wouldn't. Father wouldn't take the puppy. 439 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: I guess we'll just have to have him put down. 440 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 1: Are you serious? I don't know what else to do. 441 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,080 Speaker 1: We can't have two puppies in this apartment. But then 442 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 1: I guess, well, then I'm sorry. Then I guess you 443 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: gotta go. I gotta go. I don't look like that's 444 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 1: gonna help. I either can take care of two dogs 445 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 1: or one dog. And you, okay, I mean I think 446 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: that this is unfair. We've been together for a long 447 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: time and a long time. You can't even give me 448 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: the dog fixed, Homer, you can't even give you can't 449 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: even give me a number a long time before, and 450 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 1: then it was official four years ago. Nonetheless, you told 451 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 1: me that you got the dog fixed. I did get 452 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: the dog fixed. Then how does it have goddamn puppy? 453 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, maybe it's a miracle of God. Okay, 454 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 1: maybe it's an immaculate concept that you say. But you 455 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: know what, if it was a miracle of God, Father 456 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: McConnaughey would have taken it. But now I'm gonna take 457 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 1: this dog and I'm gonna put and bring him to 458 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 1: the vet and getting destroyed because you're gonna kill possibly 459 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: christ I don't know what I don't want me to do. 460 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: You're gonna kick me out of my apartment. It's just ridiculous. 461 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 1: Olver What do you want me to say? Okay, this 462 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: is a define dog. Okay, I can't just say bide 463 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,040 Speaker 1: do it? Oh? I mean maybe you and I can 464 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: just move to a different apartment that's bigger and maybe 465 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,120 Speaker 1: would allow two dogs. It's fine, we'll let We'll let 466 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,600 Speaker 1: the dogs have this apartment and then me and you 467 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: will move to a different apartment. It seems ridiculous, Homer, 468 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: than what's your idea. It's not my idea. I said 469 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 1: that you and me should leave. You know what I'm taking. 470 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: I'm taking this dog. Fine, I'm going to the vet 471 00:29:55,280 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: and I'm so you want to have the dog destroyed? Uh? Yeah, 472 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 1: I want to have this dog destroyed. It's it was 473 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 1: an un we didn't take Okay, we we we don't 474 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: do that. If there's an elderly, if there's a we're 475 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: a vets office, we heal animals. Okay, if there's an 476 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 1: elderly dog that that's sick. We'll put it down. We're 477 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 1: not going to destroy a dog for you. Oh well, 478 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: then what the hell do I do with this can? Up? Okay? Sorry, 479 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 1: I got I got a two can. That's that's got 480 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:41,240 Speaker 1: the group. Okay, so this puppy. Look, I don't know, pal, okay, 481 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: but I'm not going to destroy this beautiful animal. Got 482 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: a salmon up? Okay, I get a two can and 483 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: a salmon. I'm getting backed up here, face snake on 484 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,200 Speaker 1: the list, Snake on list. Yeah, the salmon was swimming downstream. 485 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: I had to. I gotta reverse him, you know, get 486 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: him heading back the other way. Get doing the chat job, 487 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: Get go doing Okay, you're you're backing me way up here, pal, Okay, 488 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I guess I'll just have to bring it 489 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: to the Humane society. Look, there is some kill shelters 490 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 1: in town. Like you didn't hear it from me? And 491 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 1: that scene too good? Lord Almighty see three comes to 492 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 1: us from patroon V I p chance, but well, if 493 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: there's a chance, who wrote I stole this idea from 494 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: watching Joey and James on Alchemy this live on Instagram. 495 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 1: That's alchemy this on Instagram. Well this is a very 496 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: hip Chance, but well my scene suggestion is this, and 497 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: you and James and Jargonna need to help me with 498 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: dark Megamgas Mag's Mag's m a g e S Dark 499 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: m a g e S Majors. Is that what it's called? 500 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 1: It's a major. I imagine that he's talking about a 501 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: major that practices the dark arts of spellcasting. I think, 502 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 1: is this is this a video game? You guys played 503 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,480 Speaker 1: m A g u S? Is that what you says? Yeah, 504 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: Major's probably did you guys do something on Instagram lab 505 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 1: involving mages? Have you ever done Instagram Live? I've never. 506 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 1: I don't even have an Instagram. I don't know if 507 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: the hell this guy is talking about. Okay, well let's 508 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,440 Speaker 1: proceed anyways, it's seen suggestion as dark Majores make scratch 509 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 1: and sniffs stickers, have fun and stay safe kids. Chance. Yeah, Hi, 510 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: you come for some stickers? Yeah, I um wanted some 511 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,880 Speaker 1: new ones from my collection and I'm just wanting someone 512 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: some good ones this time. Okay, did you want to go, 513 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: as they say, outside the box or do you want 514 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: to see just what we've got as the top selections? Well, 515 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:16,280 Speaker 1: outside the box. Does that imply something scary? It implies 516 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 1: something that your friends don't have. That's what I want. 517 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,600 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I want. And I have a bunch 518 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 1: of money I stole. I stole my mom's money. I 519 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,520 Speaker 1: stole my mom's grocery money. Oh jeezus, I stole all 520 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 1: of it. My dad gave it to her, and she 521 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 1: begged him for a long time, and he finally gave 522 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,960 Speaker 1: her money for groceries. And then I stole it for stickers. 523 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend on. In the business, we call that 524 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,840 Speaker 1: a heads up move. So good on you. Let me 525 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,320 Speaker 1: Let me just bring out some of our better up. 526 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 1: Here's a here's a beauty. Yeah. This scratch and sniff 527 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 1: sticker represents some dark major heard of him. I did 528 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: a whole report on them last year at school. You're dead. 529 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: Oh that's there's a lot of different kinds. Well, what 530 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: are some of your favorite kinds? Let me see if 531 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,680 Speaker 1: I got that. I like, uh, the dark fun mages. 532 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 1: I like dark dark um charming mages. Um. I also 533 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:22,840 Speaker 1: like the dark uh food expert mages. Uh that's the 534 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:29,319 Speaker 1: one we got a yeah, yeah, so uh it's yeah, 535 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: And it was just crazy but um, I mean I 536 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: I really if you think about it, it's it's like 537 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,759 Speaker 1: more of like a community gathering than necessary, like a 538 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,279 Speaker 1: picnic and all that. So I'm just really looking forward 539 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,840 Speaker 1: to it. How much it's gonna be cash? Your credit? 540 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: I have cash? Let me just see here, Okay, hold 541 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 1: on one second. How much sounds like one hell of 542 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,759 Speaker 1: a picnic. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be. I set the 543 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: whole thing up. I got there. You're gonna make a 544 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: lot of coleslaw with all this cabbage. Yeah, it's pretty 545 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:05,320 Speaker 1: much gonna be the whole thing. Um avage, it's okay, 546 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,360 Speaker 1: just give me one second here, um I I sorry, folks, 547 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,880 Speaker 1: she's just trying to just give me a second. Okay. 548 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,279 Speaker 1: Um come on. If you don't have the cash, we'll 549 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,399 Speaker 1: take a card. Okay. Well I I don't. I cut 550 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: up on my card today because I had cash. Um okay, 551 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,839 Speaker 1: so why would you do that? Well? I had cash, 552 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: I didn't need my cards? Okay, Um, holy, I don't 553 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,920 Speaker 1: have any money, John, I don't have any money. Do 554 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,879 Speaker 1: you mind if I can just do you put put 555 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: this on my tab or something. There's no tabs here 556 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: is not okay, this is so worre should be? Um? 557 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: Should I should I put these groceries out? Take the 558 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 1: grocers out of these bags? Or no? No No, no, no, 559 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,640 Speaker 1: no no, leave them? Leave them? Okay, I look, I 560 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 1: just let me just take these groceries to my car 561 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,200 Speaker 1: and look for the cash in my car. No, ma'am, 562 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,239 Speaker 1: I can't let you do that. Please don't. Please don't 563 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 1: make me trying to buy some catory. Just give me 564 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: a second, sir. If you want to buy one item, 565 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,520 Speaker 1: you should have gone to a seven eleven. Larry, can 566 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,040 Speaker 1: we open up another aisle? Please? No, no, you don't 567 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 1: even do that. You don't need to do that, because 568 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,520 Speaker 1: without any money is holding us all back. No departmentimum 569 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,080 Speaker 1: wages really is really small, and we don't really have 570 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,399 Speaker 1: that energy to do this right now? Okay, well maybe 571 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:23,240 Speaker 1: then you should get fired. Don you ever think about that? Actually, Hey, Becky, 572 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: here's your mom broke last night. I like the stickers 573 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: on your notebook though there's new. Yeah, they're brand new. 574 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: I got them, Um, but I don't know how I 575 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 1: got him. Okay, Hey, I mean I didn't think there's 576 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: a backstory. I just thought their need No, there's no backstory. 577 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 1: I didn't steal money to get them. Shut up? Wait 578 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,800 Speaker 1: what why? Why stop accusing me? There's nothing. I didn't 579 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 1: do anything wrong. I just have them, Becky, I just 580 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: said they were nice. I'm not accusing you of any 581 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: My mom had a nervous breakdown. Is not my fault. 582 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 1: I didn't say that it was. They're just nice stickers, Becky, 583 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,520 Speaker 1: your mom do huh? What's your mom do? Huh? I 584 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:16,840 Speaker 1: don't have a mom. I have two dads. Well that's weird. No, 585 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:23,800 Speaker 1: it's not. Clark James, thanks for hanging out with me 586 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,279 Speaker 1: and just cracking a beer. I don't know what the 587 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,320 Speaker 1: hell happened with with my live my wife. I yeah, 588 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:35,919 Speaker 1: she just she just snapped. And could you describe the snap? Yeah, 589 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 1: it was just a break, just so just a break. 590 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,440 Speaker 1: There was a volume raise in her voice. Uh yeah, 591 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,080 Speaker 1: I mean when the police came and they escorted her 592 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,200 Speaker 1: out of the grocery store. I Uh, I knew that. 593 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: Ted's chilling. What do you mean the police came, Yeah, 594 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 1: the police came. They had to They had to stun her. Uh. 595 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: Took six different cops with four different stunt to police 596 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 1: canines to bring her down. Tommy, why are you making 597 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,520 Speaker 1: a story. I'm not making it up. It didn't take 598 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,720 Speaker 1: six cops the rest of your wife to the ground. 599 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,360 Speaker 1: Yes it did. Okay, yes it did. She snapped. Yes, Okay, 600 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: she became the Hulk. She has Norwegian blood in her Okay, 601 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: she's a fight. Probably was doing she's probably doing PCP. Yeah, wife, Yeah, 602 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,319 Speaker 1: I just thanks for having this sperit with me so 603 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:37,319 Speaker 1: I could just talk about Yeah. I mean, mom, I 604 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 1: wanted to come visit you, and I just wanted to 605 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:49,000 Speaker 1: say hi. Pick up the phone. She can't hear you, 606 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: pick up phone. I can't hear. Oh, sorry, Mom, I 607 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,399 Speaker 1: don't know how these things work. Most kids my age 608 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: don't have moms in jail. I know, I know. I'm 609 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:08,080 Speaker 1: glad you're out of the uh psychiatric ward though, me too, 610 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,279 Speaker 1: me too. I just mommy had a break, you know, 611 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:18,000 Speaker 1: Get back, Get back from the window. Okay, okay, both 612 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,400 Speaker 1: of you. I'm not gonna ask you again. I'm not okay, Hey, Mom, 613 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,880 Speaker 1: I have to confess to you, okay. Yeah, Um, I 614 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:33,200 Speaker 1: stole your money so I could buy scratch and sniff stickers. Jesus, 615 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,799 Speaker 1: you don't have to lie to me. You don't have 616 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 1: to lie to me. Okay, I'm not lying I stole 617 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,040 Speaker 1: your money so I could buy dark food expert Maje 618 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:49,879 Speaker 1: scratch and sniff stickers. Honey, I don't look. I spent 619 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:56,319 Speaker 1: that money on PCP. I spent some of that money 620 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,520 Speaker 1: on Wait. So you you did steal the money. Wait, 621 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,279 Speaker 1: you sold the money? Well, I did earlier. I had 622 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,439 Speaker 1: just actually I had PCP money. I always stow away 623 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,360 Speaker 1: when you stole money back from the window. I'm trying 624 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,600 Speaker 1: to confess. I need to be close when I'm doing it. 625 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: Just raise your voice. I can't believe this. I'm sorry. 626 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 1: I can't believe that. I'm sorry that I drove you insane. Wow. Well, 627 00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,560 Speaker 1: I want you to know the rest of your life 628 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,759 Speaker 1: that you did this. Okay, will you ever forgive me? 629 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. If I get out of here, maybe 630 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,760 Speaker 1: make way make way for the two hero police dogs 631 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,359 Speaker 1: it took down that woman the other day. Yeah, they 632 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 1: come wearing that medal. Thank you for your service, Thank 633 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 1: you for your service. One of those dogs is pure, 634 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,880 Speaker 1: is it, the one with the smoke coming off of 635 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 1: its skin? Yeah, it's getting that funk up. I hey, sharge, 636 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,239 Speaker 1: it's just safe to have these doctors open room to 637 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: find safe. I guess away from danger. I guess I 638 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,360 Speaker 1: don't know sure Shard's completely safe. Okay, you're kind of 639 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:15,439 Speaker 1: flipping about that, is it? Is it safe or not? Yes? Yes? 640 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,879 Speaker 1: Go pet the dogs alright, alright, ship? All right? When 641 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,960 Speaker 1: you heard him? Oh damn you know those dogs have 642 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,040 Speaker 1: more commendations than I do. That's right. They're being reassigned. 643 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,719 Speaker 1: They're joining the knave. Uncle, you didn't hear this. They're 644 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:34,480 Speaker 1: going to the Navy. They're gonna serve on a ship. Damn. Well, 645 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 1: it's pretty good, all right, buddy? Truth or dare little demon? 646 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: Dare the truth? I couldn't hear you through this helmet. Alright, Uh, 647 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,400 Speaker 1: tell us the truth right now? Where does your demonic 648 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:06,360 Speaker 1: spirit come from? Like an origin story? Okay? Um? Or 649 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,959 Speaker 1: no one ever asked me that? Or just like get 650 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,919 Speaker 1: the evils evil out, not worry from what's your story? Um? 651 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,040 Speaker 1: All right? Well, as you know I'm a demon, I 652 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 1: can drink more puke. If you need some time to 653 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:25,919 Speaker 1: kill please chuck away. Chuck away. Oh that's that's pure evil. 654 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,320 Speaker 1: I can't even wish that. I spit it up, buddy, 655 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,759 Speaker 1: spit it up. I heard that it started when you 656 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,799 Speaker 1: saw your mom get youthanized at the shelter. That's right, 657 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,160 Speaker 1: that's right. I had stolen her kibble money to go 658 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,920 Speaker 1: buy some support dog stickers that I put on my collar, 659 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,920 Speaker 1: and and they youthanized her. And then that's when I split, 660 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,759 Speaker 1: And uh, I never saince. Then I've just been full 661 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,440 Speaker 1: of evil, conquerring things as I go. USS Amendment? Do 662 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 1: you read we will fire on you. Repeat, we will 663 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,600 Speaker 1: fire on you from the from down under? What is it, Hans? 664 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,680 Speaker 1: Is they can't hear you? Okay, so they don't like you. 665 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 1: It's a you thing. I don't know why they're not 666 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:18,319 Speaker 1: answering all right. If nobody hasn't any objections, this is 667 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 1: just a suchef over. I'm just a sush chef. We're 668 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:32,120 Speaker 1: getting something, Jim, Jim. I meant I'm below deck suh 669 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,640 Speaker 1: chef in the galley and I for some reason, you're 670 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,360 Speaker 1: coming in loud and clear. You're in Norwegian Australian walters. 671 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 1: Please explain your purpose here. I've not seen the water 672 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,320 Speaker 1: in about sixteen weeks, so I don't know which waters 673 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,120 Speaker 1: were in some carrots. Is someone on the tippy top 674 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:57,760 Speaker 1: saying water? Oh dad? I don't make me drink that too. 675 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,120 Speaker 1: Don't make me drink that, uh, dame min. It's so 676 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,400 Speaker 1: it's so good that we got some new blood in here. 677 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,799 Speaker 1: We're going crazy just playing truth, and they're among ourselves. 678 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,720 Speaker 1: You know. It's good to have a new sailor around. 679 00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 1: It's nice to actually have people that care and don't 680 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:21,840 Speaker 1: just want to sponge me from this dog body. I'd 681 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,440 Speaker 1: like to pick up a one book of dark made 682 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 1: just stamps. He is there any dark just stamps left? Well, 683 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,279 Speaker 1: we got some scratch and sniffers. I don't know if 684 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:40,759 Speaker 1: that's what you mean when you say stamps, stamps, stickers, Yes, shes, yes, 685 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:46,000 Speaker 1: let me have one book. You're perspiring there, buddy, you're 686 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 1: feeling okay? You got the virus? No, I don't have 687 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,840 Speaker 1: the virus, but I need the spell casting ability of 688 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,280 Speaker 1: one book of dark Man just stamps with stickers whatever. 689 00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,800 Speaker 1: Forgive me for prying there, cappy, but you seem to 690 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 1: be from out of town. Where you from? Where you 691 00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:07,680 Speaker 1: hail from? I'm from a dark world far far from here, please, 692 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: and it's an emergency. These robes are very hot and 693 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,560 Speaker 1: this hat is very heavy. Excuse me, excuse me, son, 694 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 1: don't sell those stickers to that made. Don't sell the 695 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,640 Speaker 1: stickers to the mage. Hold on the very evil evil 696 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,759 Speaker 1: devil stickers. Keep talking. I'm all ears, sorry, sorry, I've 697 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,840 Speaker 1: got I've got to get that. That is a loud 698 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,960 Speaker 1: bell quick before the father returns one book of talk. 699 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:40,040 Speaker 1: May just stamp stickers stickers, Yeah he can. Twenty seven. 700 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,839 Speaker 1: There's no one there. I got I got ding Dong 701 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,560 Speaker 1: ditched again in somebody else's store. I should have known. 702 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 1: I should have known. It's an evil spell, any evil 703 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: evil spell. All right, all right, I'm gonna cast the demon. 704 00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna cast the demon out of this mage. Just 705 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:07,000 Speaker 1: gotta find the right tape. If you're thinking about exercising 706 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,080 Speaker 1: three or four demons, please go to disc two on 707 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,880 Speaker 1: the c D ROM cd ROM. Oh no, we need 708 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:24,480 Speaker 1: to finish this transaction quickly. Just waiting there. They upgraded 709 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,759 Speaker 1: to a different media. Do you have a change for 710 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,239 Speaker 1: this gold coin? I'm gonna go to the radio shack 711 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,759 Speaker 1: to get the Exorcism cd ROM. Alright, some yep, some 712 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:43,040 Speaker 1: sort of token you got there? Right, it's a golden coin, yeah, 713 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,120 Speaker 1: so pretty much. Do you want to see c D 714 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,560 Speaker 1: players who've got right now? Are the del x T 715 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,799 Speaker 1: and nine and no, no, no, I don't need a 716 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,719 Speaker 1: CD player. I need a CD ROM. A CD ROM 717 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:58,600 Speaker 1: instructional course on exorcism. Oh yeah, O course. Uh here 718 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,279 Speaker 1: you go. We have these for lyrics only. All right, 719 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,800 Speaker 1: what are you? What are you? That'll be five hundred 720 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:12,720 Speaker 1: and seventy two Jesus Christ. All right, hey, excuse me, um, 721 00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,400 Speaker 1: where are your remote control cars in our c A cables? 722 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,680 Speaker 1: There right in the front display. You should see a 723 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:24,200 Speaker 1: pyramid of Oh yes, sorry, Mr, pyramid of cars. Thanks, alright, sorry? 724 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:30,600 Speaker 1: Uh I had cash. I had cash this morning. No no, 725 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,759 Speaker 1: I got cut up my card ding dong. Yeah. Oh, 726 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:40,160 Speaker 1: I was looking for the father. I wanted to confess 727 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,640 Speaker 1: to the father. But I guess a stand in works. 728 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,319 Speaker 1: Let me get the father for you, a padre. Someone 729 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:57,360 Speaker 1: sure to see you father. Alright, alright, alright, father McConaughey, 730 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,040 Speaker 1: you're ready for con question. It's at two o'clock already, man, alright, alright, 731 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:10,080 Speaker 1: And that is our show for to day. Oh baby, 732 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:15,000 Speaker 1: we are back with a vengeance. With a vengeance, let's 733 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:23,280 Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists today. Returning Champion Carla enjoying 734 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680 Speaker 1: the hell a lot of the shows on the west 735 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:32,960 Speaker 1: Side Comedies Twitch and yeah, amazing stuff and un you 736 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,319 Speaker 1: want to tell you So, if you go to west 737 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,560 Speaker 1: Side Comedy dot com, our theater now that we are 738 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,520 Speaker 1: closed for now is moving has moved online. So we're 739 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,960 Speaker 1: doing shows six nights a week and we're doing online 740 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,640 Speaker 1: classes and you can find all that at west Side 741 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,040 Speaker 1: Comedy dot Com and Bear Supply have have been a 742 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,360 Speaker 1: v I p s and have really uh helped us 743 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:58,800 Speaker 1: out every Wednesday at seven p m. Nice James heenyre 744 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,799 Speaker 1: one of them Bear in the Supply. I sure am. 745 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,120 Speaker 1: That's Today's a recording day, which is Wednesday, So tonight 746 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,680 Speaker 1: we will be live at seven p only not when 747 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,799 Speaker 1: you're hearing this, just when James is talking. But if 748 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,799 Speaker 1: you just go to Westside Comedy dot com, you check 749 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,840 Speaker 1: their calendar and they've got all the information necessary to 750 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,400 Speaker 1: help you find your show of desire. Col Strotton Yeah yeah, Um, 751 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,919 Speaker 1: what's going on? What do? What's where should folks look 752 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,600 Speaker 1: for you? Well, we've just sf sketch Fest is trying 753 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,440 Speaker 1: to figure out what we're doing while this thing drags on. 754 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,520 Speaker 1: So we've just started uh launching a series of archival videos. 755 00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,080 Speaker 1: We've been recording shows for like nineteen years just for 756 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,200 Speaker 1: archival purpose. Has never thought to do anything with them, 757 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,239 Speaker 1: but uh, in order to kind of help keep the 758 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,359 Speaker 1: festival float and support the performers in the videos as 759 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,800 Speaker 1: well as some charities and venues and stuff that are struggling, 760 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,120 Speaker 1: we're releasing a new video every week. So we already 761 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,600 Speaker 1: released the Best in Show reunion we did a couple 762 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,080 Speaker 1: of years ago, the Airplane Reunion. Um, we got a 763 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,120 Speaker 1: bunch of other great stuff coming up, several of which 764 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,839 Speaker 1: you are in, Kevin, So look forward all of that 765 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,359 Speaker 1: So to sketch Fest dot com and check them out. 766 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,520 Speaker 1: Their rentals for like five dollars and it all goes 767 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,840 Speaker 1: to support people that need it. S F sketch Fest 768 00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:15,400 Speaker 1: dot com. Check it out, folks. Um. Yeah, the the 769 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,200 Speaker 1: archive videos so far, the ones that you've mentioned and 770 00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,760 Speaker 1: the ones i've i've i've seen come up there are 771 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: already instantly extraordinary and and to know that these videos 772 00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,960 Speaker 1: existed as exciting as hell. So check them out, folks, please. Uh. 773 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski, Yeah, at Kikowski's your one stop shop for 774 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Speaker 1: anything I'm may be doing. I have no plans to 775 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 1: do anything, but like it would probably be on that 776 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,399 Speaker 1: I may get back to work on that topiary maze 777 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: that I've been working on for for several years. Several 778 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,359 Speaker 1: years in did like eleven I think I think it's 779 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,800 Speaker 1: been eleven years. Yeah, yeh damn, that's what James had mentioned. 780 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:58,440 Speaker 1: Joey Greer Uh find me at jeby Grieber on Instagram. Right, 781 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,800 Speaker 1: and bear supply at the west Side Twitch. That's Twitch 782 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,600 Speaker 1: dot tv Forward Slash west Side Comedy Theater every Wednesday, 783 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,120 Speaker 1: seven pm and like Carlos said, shows six months a week. 784 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:13,240 Speaker 1: Check that ship out. All right, let's thank our engineering 785 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:18,320 Speaker 1: producer to the stars, Mr Doug Bain, and I heart Media. 786 00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,800 Speaker 1: I mean ho's Kevin Pollock. Thanking you all and wishing 787 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,799 Speaker 1: you all extremely perfect health until next time.