Speaker 1: Have you sang?
Speaker 2: Not like us with kids yet nobody's comings.
Speaker 1: Who's ready to fellowship? Praise Jesus, Praise Mohammed al Akhbar,
Speaker 1: Praise zeus H Who else? Medusa? Poseidon? Come on, shout
Speaker 1: out to Uh Krishna and Vishnu. Everyone is welcome to
Speaker 1: fellowship here at toss show.
Speaker 2: You forget Buddha, I for fuck.
Speaker 1: Buddha, big boy, I love you too. It's the Olympics
Speaker 1: that has gotten me into this mood of just loving everyone,
Speaker 1: no matter where they come from. Love the Olympics. I
Speaker 1: don't love all the events. There should be three events
Speaker 1: in the Olympics, swimming, gymnastics and running the end. Don't
Speaker 1: even get me start on dressage, fucking horses. Get your
Speaker 1: own Olympics. These games are for people. Break dancing, oh man,
Speaker 1: so excited about break dancing? Who gives a shit? Beat boxing?
Speaker 1: You put that in the Olympics. I'm watching which country
Speaker 1: can beat box the best? Get that old drunk justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake dust off his hand.
Speaker 2: Huh. I don't think you saw that coming.
Speaker 1: No Ah, the Olympics. I've never been more prideful of
Speaker 1: my homeland Germany. Oh yeah right, I love all the
Speaker 1: Olympics too, got the pair Olympics, the Special Olympics and
Speaker 1: the Real Olympics. Do they call it the re Olympics.
Speaker 1: I don't think they do. I think he just called
Speaker 1: it Olympics. Yeah, remember when Johnny Knoxville did that movie
Speaker 1: about the Special Olympics. You want to talk about things
Speaker 1: that wouldn't fly today. I think anybody's name that's in
Speaker 1: that credit from start to finish should be canceled. What
Speaker 1: we need is a Golden Olympics seventy plus. You know,
Speaker 1: like how they did The Golden Bachelor, which was a
Speaker 1: rating success, but for true love for him, it turned
Speaker 1: out to be a disaster. And the reason is is
Speaker 1: old people don't deserve to be in love again. It's
Speaker 1: just gross. You don't need it. Just stop, You're done.
Speaker 1: You You don't need love, you don't need intimacy. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants to watch a kiss. It makes me sick to
Speaker 1: my stomach. You like watching old people kiss? They that's
Speaker 1: a weird fetish. Is there old people porn? Yeah? Dylan
Speaker 1: Dylan jee God damn it, Dylan's disgusting sounds that make
Speaker 1: all right? So I want to do a Golden Olympics
Speaker 1: seventy plus and it's all the same events. You're telling
Speaker 1: me you wouldn't want to watch an eighty year old
Speaker 1: woman attempt the vault just as fast as she could
Speaker 1: down that runway and just hit it and see what happens. Oh,
Speaker 1: that would be fun to watch. I just feel like
Speaker 1: we got we got to give old people, you know,
Speaker 1: one last hurrah. You know, it could be an Olympic event. Singing.
Speaker 1: Why isn't that competitive? There's tons of competition shows for singing.
Speaker 1: What country has the best singers? We would dominate singing.
Speaker 1: You know who we could send to represent our country
Speaker 1: in singing. Today's guest, enjoy Pasha, my guest. Today's the
Speaker 1: only person I can tolerate coming to my house knowing
Speaker 1: that they're gonna make as much noise as possible. Please
Speaker 1: welcome my son and all his friends. Favorite music teacher music. Hi,
Speaker 1: Hello to music, Hello to music. Hello. It's beautiful to see.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't participate in the classes with my kids because singing,
Speaker 1: for me, I'm always very self conscious and I've always
Speaker 1: been embarrassed to sing out loud. But I've you know,
Speaker 1: years I lurk always there. All right, let's start music,
Speaker 1: and your name is music. So we got to get
Speaker 1: that out of the way. Extra eye in there.
Speaker 3: Extra eye, let's make a difference.
Speaker 1: You said you have two musically inclined parents that were.
Speaker 2: One one one musically inclined one fan. Uh huh mom
Speaker 2: fan dad musician.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and they're like, let's just go with music.
Speaker 2: Kind of. It was a fight for my dad. But yeah,
Speaker 2: Mom's like, that's it. That's her name. No middle the last.
Speaker 2: But I did end up getting a middle and last.
Speaker 1: He did. Wait, wait, no middle in the last.
Speaker 2: She was just like music. Okay, all right, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It's hippie stuff.
Speaker 1: Would you consider yourself a hippie?
Speaker 3: No hippie ish, I'm on the border.
Speaker 1: You're definitely a hippie, you.
Speaker 2: Think so, of course you see that? Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, I mean I haven't seen one, but I
Speaker 2: know they're there.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 2: I feel it?
Speaker 1: Shadows, I see shadows.
Speaker 2: Those are really I don't know what those are, blips
Speaker 2: in my eyes or if that's a fucking ghost, but
Speaker 2: I feel like there's ghosts.
Speaker 1: Do you love your name growing up.
Speaker 2: Uh No, it took me a middle you know, I
Speaker 2: put it. My middle name is Kia, and I would say,
Speaker 2: just say it together music Kia, Like I made a
Speaker 2: whole nother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird music Kiya.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not calling music Kia too much, I know.
Speaker 2: And when I got older, I'm like, yeah, let's just
Speaker 2: drop it.
Speaker 3: You were right, mom.
Speaker 1: Did you feel pressure to become a musician.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't feel pressure. I just always loved it,
Speaker 2: just kind of always doing it.
Speaker 1: Now you're a musician in every sense of the word. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many instruments can you play?
Speaker 3: Just guitar?
Speaker 2: My voice? I consider that an instrument.
Speaker 1: What about piano?
Speaker 2: I mean I can bang some shit out on normal
Speaker 2: you know, on some basic chords and kind of while
Speaker 2: I'm writing, like kind of go to the piano.
Speaker 1: The genre of music that you perform, yeah, is rock?
Speaker 3: Singwriter? You know, song singwriter?
Speaker 1: Do you love performing live?
Speaker 2: You know, yes, I do.
Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. It's a nothing else, you know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm best when I'm live because you can't
Speaker 2: help it to be, you know, it's kind of there
Speaker 2: people are waiting for you to do I like it.
Speaker 2: I like playing with other musicians and listening, and you know,
Speaker 2: I started off as a background singer, so I like
Speaker 2: listening and jumping in there envibing with people.
Speaker 1: So I love live And who have you sang with before?
Speaker 2: Macy Gray?
Speaker 3: You know who that is?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Really, Nika Costa? Do you know that is some other
Speaker 2: dumb people that I didn't I don't care to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to sing it at Paisley Park I.
Speaker 3: Did with Prince with Nika Costa.
Speaker 2: He invited her to sing there and it was like
Speaker 2: he appeared out of the floor.
Speaker 3: Pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is Prince and I think he gave
Speaker 2: me a compliment on my solo. I'm just what do
Speaker 2: you he said?
Speaker 3: Whoever opened their mouth and saying that, you know, tell
Speaker 3: me something good. I was like, oh my god, that
Speaker 3: was me.
Speaker 1: That's great. I know that's pretty.
Speaker 3: He got to be in my orbit a lot.
Speaker 1: Did you love Prince?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yes, We rollerskated, hung out his house.
Speaker 2: And it was just rad.
Speaker 1: Your dad did vocals for Bonnie Ray, Michael Jackson and YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on a lot of stuff. So I
Speaker 2: was drug around in that air, you know, in that arena.
Speaker 1: Was that bad for a kid growing up?
Speaker 2: I don't. I wouldn't do it with my kid, but
Speaker 2: it was some fun stuff.
Speaker 1: Hey, I congratulations, are you you're an empty.
Speaker 3: Nester now almost six weeks?
Speaker 1: Six weeks and she's leaving? Are you going to be
Speaker 1: so sad?
Speaker 2: So it is that. I mean, I'm gonna be there
Speaker 2: for a few weeks, just hanging out, listing. She does,
Speaker 2: but that's not her primary goal. That's her like hobby,
Speaker 2: your kids want to New York. She's going to Pratt.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: I know, congratulation, thank you? Is she excited about it?
Speaker 2: So excited?
Speaker 3: She's like to the past. I don't think she's.
Speaker 2: Ever coming home.
Speaker 1: She'll come on. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at apartments in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, would you move there? Oh? Man?
Speaker 3: I love Brooklyn and I no.
Speaker 1: I get I love it. But it's just like I
Speaker 1: was just getting sad thinking, am I gonna like follow
Speaker 1: my kids around?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: You just want to be there even if they don't
Speaker 3: want you. You just kind of want to hang out, Like.
Speaker 1: I'll just be there or you always cool mom?
Speaker 2: I must be because she's throwing all the parties at
Speaker 2: my house lately, so I must be. They said I
Speaker 2: was the chill mom. I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1: Is it because you have gummies every in.
Speaker 2: Like the little corner kids? No, I am chill though.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure they're cool and like
Speaker 2: I'll drive them all.
Speaker 1: Here's what I want for my children. Yeah, tell me,
Speaker 1: I just want to be nice. That's all I care about.
Speaker 1: And he I know, because when he's not, I fucking
Speaker 1: get real angry.
Speaker 2: Right, That's kind of my deal too with my kid.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't care what. You just cannot be
Speaker 2: an asshole, right, you cannot be rude, Like, just be
Speaker 2: sweet to people.
Speaker 1: And I will fucking I will do anything, get you anything,
Speaker 1: but you better be nice to people. And then you
Speaker 1: somehow stumbled into singing with children.
Speaker 2: Really interesting, unexpected jump, Yes, how did that happen? A
Speaker 2: friend of mine, a musician I sang with a while ago,
Speaker 2: she just drug me, like, come see what I'm doing
Speaker 2: with these kids. It's just sweet. It'll make you feel good,
Speaker 2: you know. And that literally at that time in my life,
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, didn't need the money, and it did
Speaker 2: make me feel good. Everybody's give me a hug afterwards,
Speaker 2: and I was being all and I was like, okay.
Speaker 2: So whenever I had time in between tours, I called
Speaker 2: them like I can teach for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: and that's what I did. But when I have my kid,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Pretend we haven't met before and describe what your classes
Speaker 1: are like.
Speaker 2: So my classes are a like, let's have fun experiment
Speaker 2: with different types of sounds. I'm gonna make you sing,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you dance. But this is just to
Speaker 2: open up your musical you know, genres, and like just
Speaker 2: introduce the kids at different rhythms, different sounds we're playing.
Speaker 2: I'm in the moment, that's where that's I guess my skills,
Speaker 2: Like we can kind of make it up in forty
Speaker 2: five minutes.
Speaker 1: Your energy is what nobody can match.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: When you're like doing it, it's like, oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Like I remember during the pandemic, that's when I could
Speaker 1: really lurk on your last yeah, because I just like
Speaker 1: I just like watching them sitting from the TV with
Speaker 1: you on the screen. Just did you enjoy the zoom
Speaker 1: classes are not as well?
Speaker 3: Well, fuck no, I got not the same.
Speaker 1: Of course it's not the same, but I thought you
Speaker 1: could have. You were cleaning up during the pandemic because
Speaker 1: everybody was like, oh this is great.
Speaker 2: They jumped on it. I'd look at the zoom and
Speaker 2: be like hundreds for a while, like two pages of people.
Speaker 3: You know, it was the last.
Speaker 2: Carly was the last like that was holding on to.
Speaker 2: Like people were dwindling off as the as the pandemic
Speaker 2: was going on. I feel like Carly, they were just
Speaker 2: like She's like, I'm still here. It's like, I love you.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to Malibu.
Speaker 1: What's the youngest age that you start singing with these kids?
Speaker 2: I tell parents this up to them, you know, two
Speaker 2: months mm hm, because then it's even more so we're
Speaker 2: doing more things that we like and less you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, less kiddy things. But yeah, as long
Speaker 2: as it's really between you and the kid, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make you happy. You sing whatever you
Speaker 2: want to sing, even if your voice sucks. Yeah, one half.
Speaker 1: My wife's voice is horrible. She can't say, but she's
Speaker 1: loud and and that.
Speaker 2: Helps's she's like a student, so she is like she's
Speaker 2: the only mom in class. That's like, I'm here with
Speaker 2: the music. I am going to do all the stuff.
Speaker 1: Now in my as as a parent, I'm I guess
Speaker 1: that you think my son was the greatest. But do
Speaker 1: you even remember my son or did they all just
Speaker 1: blend together?
Speaker 3: No? I remember Todd.
Speaker 2: And I'm not just saying that. He's like Carly. I
Speaker 2: mean he's just a very focused student and like I
Speaker 2: mean student, you know what I mean. I'm not a
Speaker 2: teacher either, but he's just always so focused. He's a
Speaker 2: little different, like he'll sit there and pay attention the
Speaker 2: whole entire time and do everything. I say, m h,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you guys did that, but she
Speaker 2: did it. I think it's Carly.
Speaker 1: No, it has nothing to do with her.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: I know so many songs. I know they are just
Speaker 1: from you and I just every day in my life
Speaker 1: at some point I'm singing them. I've got ten little
Speaker 1: fingers in there. I belong to you. I can make
Speaker 1: them do things just to wait.
Speaker 2: And see the.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hadn't write these, by the way, I just found
Speaker 2: shit along the way. I was like, that's smart, you know,
Speaker 2: And it's rocket ship to the Moon that's complicated to
Speaker 2: the moon that's like a six eight, the whole thing,
Speaker 2: and they don't even know their body's doing this little
Speaker 2: weird six eight thing and it's in there.
Speaker 1: How important is it for children to learn to play
Speaker 1: an instrument?
Speaker 3: Important? I think it's helpful.
Speaker 1: I think it's when should I lock my kid into
Speaker 1: it like a room with a piano and lock them in.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to teach people, don't.
Speaker 2: He seems like he's into it, so lock him in.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Six Okay.
Speaker 2: Obviously, start with the rhythm first, because you can get
Speaker 2: away with a lot. If you have good rhythm, you
Speaker 2: can kind of fake your way. That's how I fake
Speaker 2: my way through a lot of instruments because I'm rhythmically okay.
Speaker 2: My right hand's good me and my left hand sucks,
Speaker 2: but my right hand's holding down. So I think if
Speaker 2: you start them off it drums and then go piano
Speaker 2: so you're training their ears, and then get them on guitar.
Speaker 2: Oh man, we got this. I got you, So I
Speaker 2: got feeling sandy fine, I mean just fine. I s.
Speaker 1: You don't sing traditional wheels on the bus bowlshit with kids.
Speaker 3: Cannot can't do it. Just for my own Sandy.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you guys are having fun, they're
Speaker 2: gonna have fun, and they don't hear you know.
Speaker 1: And what's for the children. What's there's a tang?
Speaker 2: Yes all day for the kids? Boutang for the kids. No,
Speaker 2: A lot of wou tang? I can do in class,
Speaker 2: but I did do.
Speaker 3: Should me?
Speaker 2: A few weeks ago some dad came in was, what's
Speaker 2: that song shimmy O dirty bastard? Like, let's do it
Speaker 2: in the whole class?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Baby, I like it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of having kids work on like
Speaker 1: a disc track?
Speaker 2: A disc track?
Speaker 3: Never thought about that?
Speaker 2: Big Drake fan, I am a big Drake fan.
Speaker 1: Your team Drake.
Speaker 2: I'm not team Drake, team Drake.
Speaker 3: I'm team Middle. I'm Team Middle. I'm not doing I'm
Speaker 3: not going in and out.
Speaker 2: I love Drake, But I hear what Kendrick saying when
Speaker 2: you're from LA, I mean, it's kind of like they're
Speaker 2: not like us.
Speaker 3: I feel that.
Speaker 2: Have you saying not like us with kids?
Speaker 3: Yet nobody's coming.
Speaker 2: Right, I can probably do that now.
Speaker 1: You were in my son's life, uh for many years?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, and you you would come out to Malibu. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then and then you stopped.
Speaker 3: And I stopped.
Speaker 2: You refuse to kind of.
Speaker 1: You're you're not. You don't really like promote yourself.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: It's word of mouth, and I gotta do what works
Speaker 2: for me in my kids' schedule, you know. And if
Speaker 2: it's Malibu, you guys caught me in a really good
Speaker 2: time where it was like COVID and it was a
Speaker 2: lot of traffic. I was like, this is great, and
Speaker 2: I love the ladies up there. It's very chills, very
Speaker 2: much my vibe. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: I'm really bad.
Speaker 2: Like once I get attached to a class and you
Speaker 2: got I just try to keep going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then until you start a ghosting.
Speaker 2: My wife not closer because like it's too far.
Speaker 1: She would she would like write like just the hard
Speaker 1: most heartfelt things and then you would just like, oh
Speaker 1: you put a heart emoji on it and that was
Speaker 1: it and just and I'm like, why can't you get
Speaker 1: music here? And She's like, I don't know. I keep trying.
Speaker 3: I would if I lived in Malibu.
Speaker 1: It's just rude though, because to me, here's the question.
Speaker 1: It's like a social experiment for my children, because I
Speaker 1: have two children and I want to see which one
Speaker 1: turns out better the one that you sang too or
Speaker 1: the one that's only met you one time.
Speaker 2: But we're gonna try and see which one ends up better.
Speaker 2: I think they're going to be the same.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the fact that you go to a
Speaker 1: lot of these like elitist communities with all these white bitches.
Speaker 1: Is that is that something that you're aware of where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this is aware.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It wasn't something you sought out.
Speaker 2: He'll no, I don't know how the one percent and
Speaker 2: that's where I'm at, you know, and it's the it's
Speaker 2: word of mouth and they have.
Speaker 1: Is there people that you're just like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna work with you anymore.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, I've literally looked at a group and been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not coming back. And I was like, you all
Speaker 2: look dead and it came out like that, I said,
Speaker 2: you all looked dead, Like I couldn't help. But they're
Speaker 2: just staring off in space. They're not like engaged with
Speaker 2: their kids, are like it's nothing. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm like I'm fucking out, Like I don't have to
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 1: Your business model, your business model is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It works. They like it.
Speaker 3: They're sadistic.
Speaker 1: I don't know, talk about some of the crazy shit
Speaker 1: you've seen from these maniacs because you're going to their houses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I want to say that they are probably
Speaker 2: on their best behavior when I come, so they probably hide,
Speaker 2: you know, people in the basement.
Speaker 1: You have all kinds of scheduling problems because people would
Speaker 1: want you to do this constantly. Yes, and you just
Speaker 1: say no to everybody.
Speaker 3: Pretty much because I just can't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I did to a day as my tops mentally, emotionally,
Speaker 2: because sometimes I am there for hours afterwards and everybody
Speaker 2: is talking to me, and.
Speaker 1: That's that's on you.
Speaker 3: So you have to go crying and I need they
Speaker 3: need a hug.
Speaker 1: A wait about the children or the parents?
Speaker 3: Parents?
Speaker 2: Woman is crying on you a lot?
Speaker 1: Why Why are they crying?
Speaker 3: They're emotional. Something's happening in the class.
Speaker 2: I think, I swear to God, there's like some unintentional
Speaker 2: somatic work that's happening because I thin because I'm making
Speaker 2: them sing. Then they're like eating the shit, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is your chance to beat the drum.
Speaker 2: And then they're making them dance, whoever makes them dance.
Speaker 2: Now they're loosening up in other ways. Now I'm laying
Speaker 2: them down. I'm playing them like landslide or some shit
Speaker 2: like the waterfalls, you know, like it's just and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: well let's talk and then I'm there for three hours.
Speaker 1: You're a therapist for these.
Speaker 2: That's what I've been called the other timesholes.
Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes it's rough.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's rough. This lady one time she goes my
Speaker 2: husband's been gone for like two weeks.
Speaker 3: Music.
Speaker 2: Now I feel like you, like I'm like a single
Speaker 2: mom like you.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, bitch.
Speaker 2: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not the same the same.
Speaker 3: And I'll say that shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, how much you charge for classes? My
Speaker 1: wife won't tell me.
Speaker 3: I'm a lot. It just depends I do. As a group.
Speaker 2: It's like eight classes, like two thousand for eight classes.
Speaker 2: But people can split that, the host can split that way.
Speaker 1: What if what if you show up to a class
Speaker 1: and they have like thirty kids there?
Speaker 3: Oh, I charge way extra anything after seven kids?
Speaker 1: Uh huh Okay. Any famous moms that you've ever turned down?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't turn them down because of them
Speaker 2: I just don't have the time and I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna rearrange kid.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Did you find that out?
Speaker 3: Did I say that?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Damn it, I didn't have time. I didn't have time,
Speaker 2: and they're apparently pissed about that. What about nanny's Sometimes
Speaker 2: I prefer their nan over them, depends on the mom
Speaker 2: way more.
Speaker 1: I told Carly that when we started having you sing
Speaker 1: in our house, I said, I have no nannies are
Speaker 1: allowed at this house.
Speaker 3: I feel that though.
Speaker 2: I vibe that, like then you're like forcing parents to
Speaker 2: be involved with their fucking kids' lives. Yeah, but sometimes
Speaker 2: the parents, I don't know, like they need those nannies
Speaker 2: like better than them.
Speaker 1: What's the worst thing that these moms can do? When
Speaker 1: talk the.
Speaker 2: Whole time, talk on their fucking phone talking about how
Speaker 2: cute the baby is. I'm like, why don't you guys
Speaker 2: talk about that afterwards?
Speaker 1: Do you hang out afterwards and like to chit chat
Speaker 1: for a bit or No?
Speaker 2: With most of my classes, it's interesting A lot of
Speaker 2: classes have parties, full on parties afterwards, spreads and drinks mimosas.
Speaker 1: Now I know why you stop coming.
Speaker 2: That's why I stopped coming to where's the booth?
Speaker 1: We didn't give any of that shit.
Speaker 2: No, I don't need all of them. That would be
Speaker 2: way too much.
Speaker 1: I'm going home after this and bringing up why the
Speaker 1: fuck didn't you have champagne? We're looking like second rate citizens.
Speaker 2: No, thank god, every class can not do that. It
Speaker 2: would be ridiculous and I'd be drunk all the time.
Speaker 1: What's your drug choice?
Speaker 2: Weed?
Speaker 1: Mine's attention?
Speaker 3: Then I should say meat and food.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I had a teleclass.
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe we don't have sprinkle cupcakes every week,
Speaker 2: you know, because now they're just thinking about sprinkle cupcakes
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking about champagne, and maybe we don't.
Speaker 1: We would always make these really healthy muffins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something nice, but we wouldn't, and you would eat,
Speaker 2: you would eat. I like her they were disturbing, but
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 1: They're not even really they're not even real ingredients. They're
Speaker 1: all they're all it's all vegetables and stuff, but it's
Speaker 1: not a real recipe. She's just blending things up and
Speaker 1: calling it a muffins.
Speaker 3: Fucking hit the nail on the head. And a lot
Speaker 3: of times though, and obvious.
Speaker 2: Because I grew up like earthy, crunchy like that, but
Speaker 2: she was killing it those carrot muffins.
Speaker 1: Are you a vegetarian?
Speaker 2: I've never tasted beef for pork, but I don't consider
Speaker 2: myself a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: You've never tasted it.
Speaker 3: Never had hamburger, baking, nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't eat beef, but I've certainly tasty. Your folks
Speaker 1: just were like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were a hardcore about it and not like
Speaker 2: just on the health tip.
Speaker 1: But your siblings are they oh no.
Speaker 3: Different, they meet. I'm the only one, so they love meet.
Speaker 3: So I'm just thinking the only one.
Speaker 1: You're the only with with a un original name, and
Speaker 1: you're the only one that doesn't eat meat ever. Ever
Speaker 1: have you had famous musicians kids? Have you done class
Speaker 1: with them? Does that intimidate you in any way?
Speaker 2: Or no? Buck, Yes, certain like like one of my
Speaker 2: favorite guitar players was in there, and I'm like, shit,
Speaker 2: like you want to play you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, huh do you want to play it for me?
Speaker 2: But then I was so validated because they started coming
Speaker 2: to two classes a week, you know, so by himself,
Speaker 2: like without his nanny, he was just coming with his
Speaker 2: two kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, atleast brought his kids.
Speaker 2: Huh, I said, at least he brought his kids. Last
Speaker 2: he brought his kids.
Speaker 3: He did bring his kids.
Speaker 2: He was red.
Speaker 3: And you know, there's a few. There's a few that
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just start sweating inside and I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not that great, and they're like, you're great.
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's it's intimidating. Some people are intimidating,
Speaker 2: for sure. Who is it, Tom Morello?
Speaker 3: Do you know what that is? From raging in some machine?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Is that the person I told you a story about
Speaker 1: Tim Coma for now? Yeah? He always he embarrasses me
Speaker 1: when I see him in public? Does he he's a
Speaker 1: fan of my comedy and he starts screaming at me
Speaker 1: your comed is and I'm like, okay, please stop, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's horribly.
Speaker 2: Hy that's so cool because you're actually funny.
Speaker 1: Am I the only person that's ever carried all of
Speaker 1: your stuff?
Speaker 3: The only one? And I talk about it and brag
Speaker 3: about it to other dudes all the time.
Speaker 1: And that doesn't make them pick it up.
Speaker 2: Like a couple of people.
Speaker 1: When she shows up, she's got in the back of
Speaker 1: a car. She got a million instruments for the kids
Speaker 1: to play. It's a huge bag. It's probably sixty pounds,
Speaker 1: and that was my job.
Speaker 2: I just always so impressed by that. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: like on the dot, you're waiting to pick up myself.
Speaker 3: I was like, I love him. No, I tell every
Speaker 3: dad just so.
Speaker 2: They feel good.
Speaker 1: Dad's are shitty, shitty. You ever slept with any of
Speaker 1: your students' dads?
Speaker 2: No, definitely not.
Speaker 1: Do you want to?
Speaker 3: Definitely not?
Speaker 2: All right, A lot of dads come to class, and
Speaker 2: the handful that I do, they're so awesome.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't even I'm like, they're they're in a good place.
Speaker 1: Not me. I've been on I've been on a rocky roads.
Speaker 1: What's your dating status right now?
Speaker 3: Single?
Speaker 1: You all horned up?
Speaker 2: Yep? Totally?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna?
Speaker 2: Are you dating it? No? I broke up with something.
Speaker 2: It's been a good six months, a great amount of
Speaker 2: time exactly feeling.
Speaker 1: Are you Will you jump on the apps?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You do an old school style.
Speaker 3: I need I need people to introduce people.
Speaker 2: I've been on the apps jumped on for like twenty
Speaker 2: four hours. Uh huh. And then you were like I
Speaker 2: was like this is the same fucking dudes that are
Speaker 2: on your team years ago.
Speaker 3: Last time I was sinking them. That's sap.
Speaker 2: I'm like, then, I.
Speaker 3: Am so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I always give everybody a gift on the show because
Speaker 1: I just take stuff from my house and I give
Speaker 1: it away.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I just walk around my house.
Speaker 1: Two things. One thing I wanted to give you this.
Speaker 1: This is a book my wife, but it's I think
Speaker 1: they stole your story. It's a woman about being a
Speaker 1: music teacher. Things go off the rails so interesting.
Speaker 2: Someone called me about it.
Speaker 1: Agrees to do musicians for like wealthy infants in New
Speaker 1: York's Park Avenue. Anyway, I just want I want you
Speaker 1: to find out if this if they stole this from you.
Speaker 3: I think someone hit me up about this.
Speaker 2: She was like, I think this is your story, but
Speaker 2: she's in New York and it's like it goes off
Speaker 2: the What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: It's a piano that you step on, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want you give this to a kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can definitely use this.
Speaker 1: I don't want it, but you know who gave me this?
Speaker 3: Not in class. I'm bringing this the glass.
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever you want with it? Really, I don't
Speaker 1: like it. You know who gave me this? Mona?
Speaker 2: Oh, Mona.
Speaker 3: I love her, She's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she gave it to us, and I don't
Speaker 1: want it my house. Okay, So I was like Mona
Speaker 1: and Mona. She tries to pretend like she's not a
Speaker 1: white girl in Malibu just because she's a Egyptian her,
Speaker 1: You're still a white chick.
Speaker 3: She's so fun. I love.
Speaker 2: Do you consider Egyptian? Do you consider Egyptian's white chicks?
Speaker 3: Guess not?
Speaker 1: You don't, I don't know. All right, then fine, then
Speaker 1: she counts as somebody different.
Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, I don't. I'm taking this ship. No hype
Speaker 2: about this because someone told me about this.
Speaker 1: Have you any of the kids that you've taught when
Speaker 1: they were little? Have any of them grown up to
Speaker 1: a part now where you're like, oh no, they're they're
Speaker 1: a singer now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a serious jj Abrams's daughter, Like, she came
Speaker 2: to a few classes, and I think she's doing really big.
Speaker 3: I think she's just opened up for like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can sing.
Speaker 3: She can sing.
Speaker 1: You so you sang with her when she's a little kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her aunt was huge in it, and she's like, you
Speaker 3: gotta mean my niece. She was so sweet, so sweet.
Speaker 2: That's the only way I could think of that's like
Speaker 2: doing like but I've gotten lots of videos where the
Speaker 2: bands are ridiculous that they're in that they're doing.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about, like you sign all these
Speaker 1: kids when they're two to three to like these lifelong contracts.
Speaker 2: Amazing?
Speaker 3: I don't want any part of that.
Speaker 2: You know, when they say that everybody has a joke, Well,
Speaker 2: I feel like this is because of you. I feel like,
Speaker 2: if he becomes the next Sam Smith, that's the one
Speaker 2: I wanted to use, but something like that, it's because
Speaker 2: of you. You know. I'm like, what's the kid with
Speaker 2: the red hair singer song thank you Ed Sharon? Someone
Speaker 2: just said that. I think he's gonna be the next
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon. It's going to be because I'm like.
Speaker 1: Is that kid ugly?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: That was the point.
Speaker 2: He's so beautiful and he's amazing. He's just very guitar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I do. There are there's some
Speaker 2: people that I'm like that fools, like the next Bowie
Speaker 2: or something. You know, you can kind of see it.
Speaker 2: And one of them like that. I said that about
Speaker 2: he's on Broadway, you know, so.
Speaker 1: The writing's on the wall for my kids. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna be the next Bowie. You don't know, well, but
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 3: I think we got some time. I think we got
Speaker 3: some time to see what's happening.
Speaker 1: Top five favorite musical acts, And before you tell me,
Speaker 1: I just want to say that Phish is one of
Speaker 1: the worst bands of all time. I just had to
Speaker 1: air that out. Jam bands are awful, all right, grateful, Dead,
Speaker 1: widespread No, I agree, all of them garbage now continue,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying if I look at something like that,
Speaker 2: fucking us a fish dude might play it just to
Speaker 2: appease him.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't listen to Fish with the Dead.
Speaker 2: Okay, Top five music, I gotta say, man, that's really hard.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try right, Radiohead, Hm, that's not weird top
Speaker 2: that's my top.
Speaker 3: Biggie Woo Tang. Okay, that's hip hop, go over there.
Speaker 3: I don't know, this is so hard.
Speaker 2: I come from that PJ. Harvey Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 2: Throw those in.
Speaker 1: There, and that's five.
Speaker 3: Technically, that's technically five.
Speaker 1: Jake Tori Amos ever, I did go through a phase
Speaker 1: of her.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did all them bitches.
Speaker 2: Tori Amos like I'm gonna tell you the Holy Trinity,
Speaker 2: like Tori Amos, Ariana Franco Byork, PJ.
Speaker 3: Harvey, That's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: B York. Always I was like, I can't do it, really.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe if there's like one or two key songs,
Speaker 1: but like I'm not artistic enough to appreciate it.
Speaker 2: It's and she would say, but it's pop music, and
Speaker 2: I make it for everybody.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: Like I probably love like ninety five percent of her music.
Speaker 1: If you could be in any band to sing Crown
Speaker 1: for any or any version of it, any version, say
Speaker 1: if a band has a lead singer, that you could
Speaker 1: pull it off and they die and now they want
Speaker 1: to continue.
Speaker 2: On, they want to bring in music Jesus.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a great scenario.
Speaker 2: It's a great scenario like that only happens the guys.
Speaker 2: I can only think of like guy bands where there's it's.
Speaker 1: Never happened where they brought it. They've replaced the front.
Speaker 1: It can be a.
Speaker 2: Guy and they replaced with the with the But.
Speaker 1: You're saying it's never happened. That's interesting. Why not? That's sexist.
Speaker 2: I mean it's only I mean like seems like those
Speaker 2: old bands are the ones that are like replacing, like right,
Speaker 2: the Journey and the Dead. I can't even think of
Speaker 2: like a younger band that has replaced to.
Speaker 1: Find somebody out on somebody, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I can't think of a band.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't if you ask me, seeing back, like anybody
Speaker 2: could bring me out of like my background. A retirement
Speaker 2: would be like Di'angelo.
Speaker 3: Singing those you know.
Speaker 1: All I think about when I think of him, what
Speaker 1: I just think about the V that body, that's all
Speaker 1: I think about. The V as a as the first
Speaker 1: When you're a kid and you see that on MTV,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh shit, I might need to do some sit.
Speaker 2: Ups, right, she was crazy in love with that.
Speaker 1: Camera was so low back then.
Speaker 3: It's like just just right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you released an album in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: I released a couple songs.
Speaker 1: Okay, hell Jesus, will you try to like release a
Speaker 1: full album now?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm working on now. I have time.
Speaker 2: She's gone all the time, you know, and she's just
Speaker 2: out with her friends. And that was my main priority.
Speaker 1: Will ten Little Fingers beyond that.
Speaker 2: Album definitely not.
Speaker 1: I heard you do sound bass now and music class
Speaker 1: for like adults.
Speaker 2: It's starting to because everything that's happened with the kids,
Speaker 2: all the ladies are like, let me just do this
Speaker 2: without the kids, you know, because they're not like not
Speaker 2: everybody sits there, like you know, somebody would just run
Speaker 2: around after the kid. They're like exhausted, so they're like,
Speaker 2: can we do this without the kids and some wine
Speaker 2: and food?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna get rid of children altogether?
Speaker 3: Hopefully?
Speaker 2: What not all the way? But I started this to
Speaker 2: hang out with my kid. Now I have an adult
Speaker 2: as of yesterday, she's a full adult, so yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's time to sort of transition.
Speaker 1: But but there's also like a dynamic between you know,
Speaker 1: a teenage girl and her mother that you can't really
Speaker 1: fight again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's crazy because we're also we're so
Speaker 2: much alike, so it's almost just too much.
Speaker 1: You guys ever fight over the same guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, she's like she's more like, who's.
Speaker 2: Ah, Like, I know, busy all right?
Speaker 1: Music? Anything you need from me for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life you can have.
Speaker 2: I love you. I got my keyboard, so that's that's garbage.
Speaker 2: Well I do want I am coming to play pickaball, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm bringing tacos.
Speaker 1: We're going to play pickball and eat tacos. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're meditarian tacos.
Speaker 1: Do you play pickball?
Speaker 3: No, but I'm sure I can't. It doesn't look very hard.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm dying to do it.
Speaker 4: It's fun and stupid, exactly, all right, see you soon,
Speaker 4: see you seon Bye boy, Pasha.
Speaker 1: That was enjoyable. I want to thank music for being
Speaker 1: on the show. I also want to say that she
Speaker 1: looked incredibly thin. Now I need to get to some business.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I plug things on the show. I asked for
Speaker 1: free shit, and sometimes they send it to us. Recently, Stance,
Speaker 1: they I said I like their socks. They sent us
Speaker 1: nine pair. Now, I don't want to come across as
Speaker 1: an ingrate, but nine There's four people that work here.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do with nine pair of socks?
Speaker 1: We each get one and a quarter. Oh listen, Stance,
Speaker 1: send me a hundred pair, one hundred pair of socks,
Speaker 1: not nine pair, or I'm gonna start wearing bombas you
Speaker 1: hear me? Who else sent us some free stuff? Homesick candles? Nope?
Speaker 1: What's this? Nope? What's Los Angeles? No? No, let's see
Speaker 1: who wins this battle. New York City, Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 1: I like New York all right, Yeah, that one's not
Speaker 1: bad either. Beer League, all right, I'll keep. I'll keep
Speaker 1: New York and Beer League. That's the thing. When you
Speaker 1: send stuff, I picked through it, then the rest of
Speaker 1: the guys get the stuff that I don't like. So
Speaker 1: five candles is nice. You know, twenty would be the
Speaker 1: right number Google, and they got it right. They sent
Speaker 1: us a box of stuff. I'll be removing sticker residue
Speaker 1: well into my hundreds. Eddie, you drink bourbon?
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 1: Nah, that's a shame. Jim Gaffigan, hysterical comedian friend sent
Speaker 1: me a bottle of his own bourbon. Father Time came
Speaker 1: up with his own bourbon, wrote a whole letter. He's just,
Speaker 1: you know, sending it to people and then if they
Speaker 1: can promote it or put on their social media. I
Speaker 1: guess that helps him out. I'm not gonna do that,
Speaker 1: but I'll acknowledge that he sent me it. What do
Speaker 1: you think of that. Carl, you like bourbon, You act
Speaker 1: like you do well. Good for Jim, and by me
Speaker 1: talking about it, I think he'll be like, all right,
Speaker 1: that was nice. Gotta stand in his good side, boy,
Speaker 1: because you gotta stay on Jim's good side. If you're
Speaker 1: on Jim's bad side, oh man, he'll have you black bald,
Speaker 1: black bald from the industry. No, couldn't be a nicer fella.
Speaker 1: And I'm happy that he has his own bourbon. What else?
Speaker 1: We gotta plug the goat? All episodes are on Prime
Speaker 1: right now. Boyswearpink dot com. Get some clothes for your
Speaker 1: toddler so they can look adorable. This summer, got a tour.
Speaker 1: I'm in cianny an As Vegas, New New Orleans, Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Second show added in Honolulu. What else, Carl, you got
Speaker 1: anything going on? Anything fun in your life? He look scruffy.
Speaker 1: Ready to go play in the mountains with me? Go
Speaker 1: for a hike. Yeah, you think you could intimidate a
Speaker 1: bear like push comes to shove? What are you doing
Speaker 1: when a bear comes in front of us? Nothing? There's
Speaker 1: a drip gonna fall off your nose. Oh I just
Speaker 1: thought it went into your mug, Your coffee. I love you,
Speaker 1: you love me, Carl, you love me, You love me?
Speaker 1: Eh all right, another one of my son's bedtime stories.
Speaker 1: See you next week.
Speaker 5: Once upon a time, in so wayneland I liked Waynebows.
Speaker 5: He has ought to push in no shit he named
Speaker 5: Bobby and all he wanted to do it kicks. But
Speaker 5: here with your soul he was Siah baby
Speaker 2: The end