WEBVTT - Episode 92: I Forgot

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 2>And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>the Graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, by the way, here's what Ray keeps screwing up.

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<v Speaker 1>You make these bets, Dylan, but then you don't bet

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<v Speaker 1>these bets, and Ray is supposed to remind you of

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<v Speaker 1>what you're supposed to bet. When we're done with this

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<v Speaker 1>gambling podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I actually I like this? Yeah, Ray, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>No, You've had a couple of great bets and then

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<v Speaker 1>I say, oh wow, congrats, and you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh I forgot to bet diamondbacks. I could lie say

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<v Speaker 3>I did, but I choose to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I want you to be honest. But

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<v Speaker 1>also I want you to be able to benefit from this,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you win, then I win, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>all win. I don't. I don't win.

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<v Speaker 3>If he wants I've screwed myself pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's a great That was an unbelievable pick

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<v Speaker 1>that you had, but you didn't bet it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I bet the I have the Rangers to win,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that, but and I bet that.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Diamondbacks against the Rangers. What the Rangers winning? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where my audience went. Do you understand how this works?

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<v Speaker 3>But they can still But I'm but then for their sake,

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<v Speaker 3>For their sake, it makes no difference. Really if I

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<v Speaker 3>bet it or not I say it, Well, they might not.

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<v Speaker 1>They might not know if you're being you know, true

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<v Speaker 1>to that and real and maybe you're just throwing shit

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<v Speaker 1>out there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm being very real, but I also am forgetful.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So instead of so, Ray, your job is to

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<v Speaker 1>remind Dylan of all of his bets.

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<v Speaker 3>You remind me now I'm gonna lose all of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Larry there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I'm here all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Where where are you? Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>I just got home. Just walk back in the door

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<v Speaker 4>from I would have raised to congratulate him on the cover.

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<v Speaker 4>And now I'm back home and I will go back

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<v Speaker 4>after the show to have my lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, what raises a place you go for lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's the cover that you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to cover Springlake Magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a bet with Ray that congratulating

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<v Speaker 1>him on the cover. Oh picture day Ray is showing me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So Springlink the cover of spring Lakes Raised Cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what else does it say? Uh? Feeding bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry for over thirty years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's my daughter's little edition.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she put that in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, you don't wait, wait, you guys don't think

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<v Speaker 4>I'm technologically exanced enough to have sent that. I just

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<v Speaker 4>folded that picture that my daughter sent to me this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>You knew how to for anything or that it's called for.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that's spring Lake magazine circulation what like seven

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<v Speaker 1>a people?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Well I went into Raise this morning to grab a

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<v Speaker 4>copy of it and he has no copy. Shooting or

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<v Speaker 4>they went like hotcakes. But when I came home there

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<v Speaker 4>was one at my you know, they mail him out.

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<v Speaker 4>I got one mail to the house.

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<v Speaker 3>So you subscribe to spring Lake Magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>There, what's the centerfold look like in spring Lake Magazine?

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<v Speaker 4>He is the centerfold that's hot holding the tuna salad.

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<v Speaker 3>Sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy to be here. By the way, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the white claws have been cracked here by our participants since.

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<v Speaker 5>Shay is back. Well debatable. Okay, that's the roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Uh, Dill's two white claws in picture day, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Marvin and I are the only ones that are sober.

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<v Speaker 3>Marvin usually and vibes normally.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want one? Mark? Yeah? You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Marvin fledgling alcoholic in Ireland?

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<v Speaker 1>I think amen.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, thanks, guys, I know I have a Miller

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<v Speaker 6>lighte every Friday, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Near here crazy ever since I was a bood. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, so recapping. Dylan lost two units last week,

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<v Speaker 1>you lost, Shaye lost four units? Like dang. How about

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry? He won seven units last week? Congratulations Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>He had no problem, damns. You know they were starting

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<v Speaker 4>to come back right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go plus seven Shay is minus one for

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<v Speaker 1>the year. Dylan at plus eighteen. Wait, you lost two units,

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<v Speaker 1>but you also had the Rangers winning the World Series

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<v Speaker 1>for the football units. Oh okay, okay, all right, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see anything that needs to be uh brought

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<v Speaker 1>out here. How about them Rangers? Danny oh man, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Ray, would you go into my office?

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into somebody. He is the executive producer of

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<v Speaker 1>Main Cabin Masters and he's a big fan of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and he had a gift for you know, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>for me, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Jason is a contraband MM. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>can travel safely with this in the continental in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, don't say that to me. I'll fall apart.

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<v Speaker 5>Rodriguez walked in right now. I would fall apart. I

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<v Speaker 5>have a hard tack. Why he I grew up on Pudge,

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<v Speaker 5>Wang Gonzalez, Ruben Sierra, Rusty Greers, Ryan. You love steroids,

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<v Speaker 5>die hard, diehard fans. Have you tried steroids?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely? I've done steroids. Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>Did it work?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I mean, wait, what were you using steroids for fun?

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<v Speaker 1>For no football? In high school football? Yeah? In my

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<v Speaker 1>sophomore year, I was. I was juicing for sure. That's

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<v Speaker 1>big in Texas. Yeah, it was easy.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean there were needles in the in the trash

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<v Speaker 5>can at the locker room. Like everybody train, everybody was

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<v Speaker 5>jusing clean trend like I was. I was double stacking

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<v Speaker 5>nanny did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell?

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<v Speaker 5>I got angrier and bigger well you're still angrier.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think steroids had anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>the way did steroids back then. This is This is

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<v Speaker 1>from the executive producer Main Cabin Masters.

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<v Speaker 5>Texas Rangers football team. So is this a triple bubba?

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<v Speaker 5>How am I going to fit into this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Know?

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<v Speaker 1>XL that's an Excel one. Let me see. Yeah, for

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<v Speaker 1>the roommate, there's a large So the Texas Rangers football team.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Yeah, So that was thanks, Danny? Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>didn't bad Larry introduce us to the Texas Rangers football team?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the story behind that? What was his story

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<v Speaker 1>behind that? Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Then, Larry ship.

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<v Speaker 3>A classic bad Larry blunder.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so yeah, mal prop Yeah he misspoke? Okay, anything

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<v Speaker 1>else that I need to know here?

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<v Speaker 5>Anybody, I'm gonna start fading myself, Danny, I am. Every

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<v Speaker 5>bet I have is the opposite?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh dyl did you win on that Tommy fam home run?

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<v Speaker 1>You bet? So? You did bet on that that he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to hit a home run? All right? So

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<v Speaker 1>uh well kind of wait what happened? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot to bet that team jeezus, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was such an un like I'm kind of living vicariously

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<v Speaker 1>through you where I go, holy shit. You know, Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>had Tommy fam hitting a home run, and he hits

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<v Speaker 1>a home run. He's got the Diamondbacks and the Rangers

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<v Speaker 1>in the World Series, and then I find out that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bet him.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not that I don't bet them, Dan, It's

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<v Speaker 3>that these two particular ones I forgot so actually that

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<v Speaker 3>night it was last Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, but you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet on Charlotte money Line. College football got fucking smoked.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Ray texted me like Tommy exclamation point. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus that was plus six hundred. Jesus, Yeah, that's plus

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<v Speaker 1>six hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>And I hunt a win.

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<v Speaker 7>Ray, it's a win on the show because he put

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<v Speaker 7>it on the show, all right, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, for for all intents and purposes, if

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<v Speaker 3>I said it on here, then it's my pick, just

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm an idiot and forgot to bet it. So

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<v Speaker 3>I left about in real life like fourteen units on

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<v Speaker 3>the tests that that's so I'm hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>You got crushed in college football, NFL. You rallied your

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<v Speaker 1>six point teaser.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Bears suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahs.

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<v Speaker 3>So that parlay though, Dan was I know, we I

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<v Speaker 3>talked about on the show today, But that was brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>The Giants just a game.

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<v Speaker 1>That game was crazy that we should not have even

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<v Speaker 1>had that last play. The Jet shouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 3>They shouldn't have televised the well, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Center fucking centered the goddamn ball and not the fucking ref.

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<v Speaker 1>It shouldn't happened. There's money line, Titans money line, but

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants money line. That would have been plus one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and sixty three.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have been nice. Wow. Ray cashed out early

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<v Speaker 3>on it, he bet it and then fucking coward.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I know that was the thing. The question

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<v Speaker 1>is picture de Ray of fraud because he cashed on

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<v Speaker 1>on his bet. Ray, are you a fraud?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not a fraud. I'm a smart gambler. I watched

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<v Speaker 7>that game. I was supposed to have my significant other visit,

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<v Speaker 7>and I told her to stay later because I was

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<v Speaker 7>sweating it out. And as soon as it went into overtime,

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<v Speaker 7>I looked at my friends and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 7>gotta cash this out. There's no way got five units

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<v Speaker 7>for that.

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<v Speaker 1>So plus five ten.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I take that still did your girlfriend? I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>Mario said that picture d Ray had a girl. You

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<v Speaker 1>and I both know.

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<v Speaker 5>Ray just cuddled with her and I just talked until

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<v Speaker 5>two in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I was I was sweating out the Hawaii game.

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<v Speaker 1>When you see your future in five years, am.

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<v Speaker 5>I in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Shay recapping college football? Not good? Trash, Danny, absolute trash baseball?

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<v Speaker 1>You got uh and you didn't have a good week. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I get any bad. Last two weeks in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>We're pretty bad, Danny bad. Larry, you were kind of

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<v Speaker 1>spotty on college football. A little back and forth there.

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<v Speaker 1>NFL you did really well. Teasers did really well. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're back.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh plus seven, plus seven and I got a whole

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<v Speaker 4>boatload of best today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you do? Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to point out something from last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when I took Old Dominion money line. Yeah, as

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty one point underdogs and they lost by three.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a loss?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a loss?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you like co cares because it was close.

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<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>But Larry was talking shit last week that it was

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<v Speaker 3>the dumbest bet in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>More shoes and hand grenade nobody. But do you think

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<v Speaker 1>anybody cares what Larry's saying? No? No, no, yes, Okay, Uh, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you start since you're still leading.

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<v Speaker 3>This all right, Dan, So tonight South Bama money line

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<v Speaker 3>against Troy plus one fifty four play their four point

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<v Speaker 3>dogs four and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have against Troy?

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<v Speaker 3>I just I hate them with a passion via Carriot

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<v Speaker 3>through Mario. I hate them, okay for being a mush

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<v Speaker 3>That was like one of the worst beats of all time,

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<v Speaker 3>and I won't let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Rutgers plus nineteen against Ohio State. Rutgers actually one of

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<v Speaker 3>like the top three teams against the spread this season.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're like seven and one.

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting nineteen, getting nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Let you know Ohio State and Ohio State is.

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<v Speaker 1>Guarantee that bad Larry is going to be bitching about

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<v Speaker 1>the lines. It'll be Allo. Yeah, New York Post has.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was Silver Lake Magazine there.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver Let's say Silver Hill springline.

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<v Speaker 3>What else do you have against my maybe better judgment.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to notre day minus three against Clemson.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not buying into the dabbo Sweeney, Pep Talk Rally

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<v Speaker 1>or Spartanburg. Yeah, he's the best. He's taking truth.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, Hey, Zabo, why the are you getting paid.

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<v Speaker 5>When the guy has made it his sole mission to

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<v Speaker 5>not let players get paid and he's making eleven and

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<v Speaker 5>a half fucking million. He said he was going to retire,

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<v Speaker 5>and now all of a sudden he's cash is eleven half.

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<v Speaker 5>Get the fuck out of here, you fake assa. Alrighty,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if we have to throw that in

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<v Speaker 5>better than being No, we're not allowed to saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this is the U. N Let's just come on,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, We're better than this, aren't we?

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<v Speaker 3>They say, some crazy ship at the US.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, ma, yes, does fake ask Christian work better?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Is that okay with you? No? None of them are.

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<v Speaker 5>Well he's fake as hell. I'll tell you that. I

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<v Speaker 5>can't wait for the Pearly gates. And that's some of

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<v Speaker 5>a bitch walking up.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no pearly gates.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go again, Here we go again. We're all

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<v Speaker 5>listeners out there. Don't listen to Danny and go to hell.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen to Shay and go to heaven. As simple as that.

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<v Speaker 1>How do we come up with pearly gates. What if

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a medal, Peter, No, it ain't metal. It's heaven, Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>They're gonna just have curly and why not gold gold plated? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>they're gold with pearls.

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<v Speaker 1>On him, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably a chain link fence.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it ain't a chain link thin, Gossa.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a chain link fence with holes in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Once again? All right, here we go. What else

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<v Speaker 1>do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You got? You're taking Iowa, Iowa and the under.

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<v Speaker 3>Course stand three units on that. Thirty and a half again,

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<v Speaker 3>back to back Iowa games. Huge number, huge number. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I don't I literally don't know how you can

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<v Speaker 3>take if you take the over in this in the underheads,

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<v Speaker 3>you're the biggest sucker of all time because I know

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<v Speaker 3>you just.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty and a half. This is for the second week

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<v Speaker 1>in all this is the lowest over under in college

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<v Speaker 1>football history. Yeah, thirty and a half. And I saw

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<v Speaker 1>where Kirk Farence's son is not going to come back

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<v Speaker 1>to Audio is dead. I wonder why so weird? How

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<v Speaker 1>do we get that job in the first place? What else?

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<v Speaker 3>What else?

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<v Speaker 1>Game?

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<v Speaker 3>Hal LSU Alabama under sixty one? Dan I didn't really

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<v Speaker 3>know what to make of this game with the spread.

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<v Speaker 3>It was three Alabama by three, but I didn't really

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<v Speaker 3>like either side of that. NFL still airs minus three

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<v Speaker 3>against the Titans tonight at home. Will Levis' second game,

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<v Speaker 3>prime time in Pittsburgh. That's a tough spot to be in.

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<v Speaker 1>At least two interceptions. Yeah, wow, wow, you know is train.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know how this works. That it starts and

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<v Speaker 1>then everybody's like yeah, and then all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>it comes crashing down. And it might come crashing down

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<v Speaker 1>after one game. I mean that's the Steelers, that defense Stillers,

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<v Speaker 1>Steelers Stillers. No from Cincinnati, we call him. I get no.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had Iron City Light. By the way, it's free

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<v Speaker 1>horse piss. I don't know. I haven't had horse piss.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good horse, that's premium horses.

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<v Speaker 6>Should Will Levis changed the pronunciation of his name so

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<v Speaker 6>you can get a Levi's endorsement deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have done that absolutely, like like Joe thisman thievesman,

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<v Speaker 1>thisman for Heisman to dort. Yeah, but he didn't gain anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Like Denzel Washington is Denzil it is he pronounces it Denzil,

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<v Speaker 5>not Denzel Denzil, but.

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<v Speaker 1>That didn't benefit him. No, we're talking about if he's

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced it Denzel or Denzil, wouldn't matter. Denzil that was

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<v Speaker 1>like Denzel sounds like more serious names. Their kid Denzil, Denzil.

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<v Speaker 2>Name.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue? Anything else you got there for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>Dolphins plus one and a half against the Chiefs in

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<v Speaker 3>uh en SHA's homeland in Germany?

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<v Speaker 1>Frankfurt? Is it Frankfurt? What else do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>I got the Seahawks plus six against my Ravens. Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a classic letdown spot for the raw.

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<v Speaker 1>You do love yourself some, Pete Carroll, I do Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Bell's money line Sunday Night against the Bengals.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually a good Bengals, not Bingals. I thought Larry

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<v Speaker 1>calls it the Bengals. He said, Bengals, Bengals. It's the Bengals, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you pronounce it Cincinnati man?

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<v Speaker 3>Larry spelled Cincinnati ship.

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<v Speaker 4>But as you told him, any bengalsarre band the Bengals.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Bell's money line Eagles minus three against the Cowboys.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I got you gotta have a parley a parlay, Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go Sea Hawks money line against

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<v Speaker 3>the Ravens, Wow Vikings money line against the Falcons and

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<v Speaker 3>Bucks money line against the Texans plus eighteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready uh is Formula one season over?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not yet, Dan, They're in Brazil or some place.

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<v Speaker 3>Lewis Hamilton podium, Lando Norris podium finish two units on both.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're done, yeah for now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and the Rangers to win the Stanley Cup. Future.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing that because the Rangers won the World Series?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but that's actually you might be onto something. This

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<v Speaker 3>is how the universe works, Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to bad Larry who joins us now from

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<v Speaker 1>spring Lake, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet I'm in the girt. I'm in the seagirt, Dan, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>don't ever make the girt.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference between spring Lake and Seagurt.

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<v Speaker 4>We're half the size of spring Lank. That's a big

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<v Speaker 4>town over there. We're a nice, small, little beachside town.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice is they're a set magazine, Larry, No, there isn't.

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<v Speaker 4>We're too small.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pamphlet. You're too small. Yeah, No, he's not small.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a Boston College. Okay, I got BC getting

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<v Speaker 1>two Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, BC plus two Kansas State plus four against Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Wo Yeah, is Quinn you were playing? No, he ain't playing.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was a little afraid of this one. But

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<v Speaker 4>I just I like Kansas State at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 4>the year. I still like them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a good team.

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<v Speaker 4>The Notre Dame minus the three against Clemson Wisconsin minus

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<v Speaker 4>nine and a half against Indiana Florida State minus to

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<v Speaker 4>twenty one and a half against Pittsburgh twenty one twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's two you've given me. Damn thanks. J MU minus

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<v Speaker 4>five and a half against Georgia State, okay, and Alabama

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<v Speaker 4>minus the three against LSU. Right, they were all one

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<v Speaker 4>units one unit of pro games. Also, Dan, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>really happy. I think Say and I have three that

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<v Speaker 4>we go against each other. I got the Titans tonight

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<v Speaker 4>against the Steelers getting three.

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<v Speaker 3>Scrub I got. I'm sorry, nothing there you should be.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't hear what you said.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, scrub.

0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I called you a scrub. He didn't interrupt you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he wasn't talking.

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<v Speaker 1>There was very eating up with strawmy sandwich. He couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>I got my Giants plus two and a half against

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<v Speaker 4>one one and a half one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Good.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the line coming down plus one and a half,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Rams plus three against the Packers three and

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<v Speaker 4>a half, that's a big half. Chiefs minus Oh, I

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<v Speaker 4>know you already changed that line. Chiefs minus one and

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<v Speaker 4>a half against the Dolphins. I mean Patriots minus three

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<v Speaker 4>against the Commanders, Okay, and the Cowboys plus three against

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<v Speaker 4>the Eagles. My brother's a big Eagle fan. I got

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<v Speaker 4>to go against them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't know you're Is that how you're gambling?

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<v Speaker 1>Because your brother you're going against him?

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty sure, I'm gonna be watching that Cowboy Eagle game

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<v Speaker 4>with them, and they're sufferable. He lives over in Springing,

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:20.959
<v Speaker 4>like they're sufferable over there, and he loves the Eagles.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, those are both insufferable fan bases.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Sam Howell going to get a good point? Is

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Howl going to get to David Carr's record for

0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:32.440
<v Speaker 1>sacks in a season? Seventy six is what David Carr

0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:36.200
<v Speaker 1>got sacked, Sam Hell's forty one time? Damn you imagine, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's seventy six times. Show, But how many of those

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<v Speaker 1>are on the quarterback? Okay, let's say you will twenty

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<v Speaker 1>r it's still fifty sick good. How many times do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he was pressured like if you put that

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<v Speaker 1>number in the or hit right fair? Yes, Ray, to.

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<v Speaker 7>Make it even worse for Washington, that was when Houston

0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:00.720
<v Speaker 7>was like the expansion franchise team. They had like no

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<v Speaker 7>one there, and Washington's been around like they shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 7>the excuse of not having an offensive line. So this

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<v Speaker 7>just makes them look twenty times worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's bring in Shay. It's your turn with college football

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<v Speaker 1>and picks. All right, Horn Frogs plus three against thirteenth

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<v Speaker 1>grade Wake Forest Duke under forty five? Are we down

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<v Speaker 1>on Texas Tech?

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<v Speaker 5>We're not down. This is the thirteenth grade. Everybody ever

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<v Speaker 5>known my entire life went there for freshman year at

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<v Speaker 5>college and then what when they failed out? They did

0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:33.040
<v Speaker 5>way too much cocaine drank and then they got lost

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<v Speaker 5>in the planes. Yano Estacado, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what else?

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<v Speaker 5>Dom Wake Forest Duke under forty five, Seminoles Pitt under

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<v Speaker 5>fifty one, and I got Wyoming Laramie lane seven against

0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:51.959
<v Speaker 5>coloriad of State and the ReBs minus three against TAMU.

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<v Speaker 5>That's college football. I also want to add Bama right now,

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<v Speaker 5>minus three against lsu I do I want to hit that?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably that's all one units. Yeah, NFL fighting Joe Burrows

0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:09.400
<v Speaker 5>laying two against the Bills, commanders minus Snyder plus three

0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.200
<v Speaker 5>against the fake Patriots, and then they got Lamar Lane

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<v Speaker 5>six against the Hawks.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know how the hell I'm missing

0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.159
<v Speaker 1>that one, but I'm sure it's a trap.

0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Fell trappy to me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've had a bad couple weeks, Danny. Whose fault

0:22:24.000 --> 0:22:28.439
<v Speaker 1>is that the roommate? The roommate got bad juju at

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<v Speaker 1>the house. It's just an it ain't great right now, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not coming over for a while. Brother. We got

0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 1>work to do before you swing through. Yeah. Absolutely, Okay, Now,

0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:43.159
<v Speaker 1>the weather was not good last night, and I honestly

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.600
<v Speaker 1>was going to text you yesterday morning and say what's

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<v Speaker 1>on the menu, And then for some reason, I thought

0:22:50.880 --> 0:22:54.440
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's some bad get intuition. The menu was rich

0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:59.800
<v Speaker 1>crackers and cream tea. I'm starving, Danny. I'll tell you that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>at coming when can you tell me and be assured

0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:07.600
<v Speaker 1>that it'll be okay? The coast is clear to come

0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:09.359
<v Speaker 1>in on a Wednesday to do your podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we got therapy Friday, so after that I'll have

0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:15.919
<v Speaker 5>a better idea every Friday. No, no, this is just

0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 5>this is what you call what she calls an emergency session.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, fig time, emergency session in New Haven on Friday,

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<v Speaker 5>ten thirty the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I work in Milford. Matter than me.

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<v Speaker 5>The roommate has to like take ah, heaven forbid that

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<v Speaker 5>nanny has to hang out with the kids and she

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<v Speaker 5>can't take a fucking driver. Let's do a podcast about

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<v Speaker 5>Kim Kardashian or some bullshit like she's all right, relax,

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<v Speaker 5>Wait what Kim Kardashian I'm saying? She has to drive

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<v Speaker 5>an hour from where I live to New Haven. Heaven

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<v Speaker 5>forbid that nanny's watching the kids. She's listening to a

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<v Speaker 5>podcast the whole way there. She pretends, Oh, her life

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<v Speaker 5>is so hard, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do this? But this isn't helping? What ain't

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<v Speaker 1>the show? No right now? Know this right here?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, maybe she listens to this on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>What her friend's husbands do. So if they don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to shut their fucking mouth, why don't you tell

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<v Speaker 1>those guys, like those guys are they're rat you out?

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<v Speaker 1>They are? Yeah, the tennis players.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, smart Shay, you should really shave the side

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<v Speaker 6>in your head every single day, just to let them

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<v Speaker 6>know you mean business. Have the side of your head, Like,

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<v Speaker 6>is that new? I was like, Oh, you're serious.

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<v Speaker 5>I also have a grill. I have a bottom row

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<v Speaker 5>grill that I wear whenever I'm serious, especially if i'd

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<v Speaker 5>go to like customer service anything. I go to the

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<v Speaker 5>Apple store, I go to d m V, I go

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<v Speaker 5>to anything serious. I put in my gold grill in

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<v Speaker 5>the bottom and people just want you away from them.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, white dudes from Texas with grills on. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, fu this, just give him what he wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him out of here, dirty South ship.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't want to know what they did for that

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<v Speaker 6>respect to get the grille.

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<v Speaker 1>But see, the grill wouldn't bother me. It's the gun

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of your head, the best pistol in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, the tattoo on your side of your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one, Danny, The gun one you don't like. The

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<v Speaker 1>role model one you do? That one's for the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like that one. Yeah, you you have to

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<v Speaker 1>remind your kids that you're a role model exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I always sit to their left.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what was really dumb on my part, the

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<v Speaker 1>left side of my skull. I thank you? Wait what no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you were allowing me to tee that up, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the left side of my skull that has a

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<v Speaker 5>thirty eight snumb nose on it. Right, So when you

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<v Speaker 5>get pulled over by the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what they see, right. Okay, out of the car, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the fucking car.

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<v Speaker 3>There's guns out no way, this guy sells.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the car. Hands on the hood ship here

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<v Speaker 1>I am again, okay, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you have the hair swung over to that side.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking seagull, that motherfucker. Okay. So, uh, the podcast is

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<v Speaker 1>shyan irving?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you still wait? What are you gonna tell them?

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<v Speaker 5>New show tonight? The producer is back from the Israeli conflict? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>A new show tonight is gonna get weird Rangers win.

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<v Speaker 5>You know it's it's a fucked up day today, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>How's the producer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you won, Your Rangers won, right.

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<v Speaker 5>But there's so much emotion from twenty eleven, oh and

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<v Speaker 5>so much pain and heartache that I went through trying

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<v Speaker 5>to put those ghosts to bed you just did you

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<v Speaker 5>need christ?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, no, you need I think George w is in

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<v Speaker 3>the locker room before that pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>How about it? Yeah about he could throw a heater

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<v Speaker 1>that he might have killed a whole lot of people,

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<v Speaker 1>but he could throw a heater.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a respect that Texas?

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<v Speaker 1>How many rackets that you kill? Who cares? Grow in

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight? So? Uh battle bat shade?

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<v Speaker 6>Please come to my house?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you don't want him to come to you.

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<v Speaker 6>My neighbors already scared because he thinks I sell drugs

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<v Speaker 6>because I come I come home wearing sweatpants, coming back

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<v Speaker 6>clean as a whistle. And I had a I had

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<v Speaker 6>a roll full of money, I had a rack. I

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<v Speaker 6>maybe had maybe one thousand dollars in cash just because.

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<v Speaker 1>The dope, right ya wait? Really yeah? Well why did

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<v Speaker 1>you have a role?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, honestly because I catched the check from one of

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<v Speaker 6>my freelance gigs, and I was like, damn.

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<v Speaker 3>You, I'll take freelance gigs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take all hundreds, take not hundreds, way cooler, give

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<v Speaker 1>me singles hundreds and put a hundred on the outside. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>good to go.

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<v Speaker 6>It's hard when they say how you know Hey, Marvin,

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<v Speaker 6>how are you? Business is good? Yeah, Marvin, you shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Marvin, you can't bad Larry. Anything you want to add.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, It's been enjoyable listening. Good luck, good luck this weekend, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan want me to call you and remind you to

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<v Speaker 4>put your best in.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, I mean that will never happen, but sure when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm putting.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine, when I'm putting mine in Sunday morning, when you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Putting yours in, he's gonna put his in. Fun Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. That'll wrap it up here. It's Dan Patrick. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say, say, have fun at a therapy Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>and one of these days I'll get back up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait, Larry, have you gone to therapy before?

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's silly.

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<v Speaker 3>Secrets like Cocomo. Dan, It's just all sunshine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything's great and secret. Okay, Uh for bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>for Dylan the graphics guy, Picture day, Ray, Marvin and

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<v Speaker 1>Shay and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick and thanks for joining

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<v Speaker 1>us this week. Dan Patrick takes again