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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan

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Speaker 2: the Graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, here's what Ray keeps screwing up.

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Speaker 1: You make these bets, Dylan, but then you don't bet

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Speaker 1: these bets, and Ray is supposed to remind you of

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Speaker 1: what you're supposed to bet. When we're done with this

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Speaker 1: gambling podcast.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I actually I like this? Yeah, Ray, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: No, You've had a couple of great bets and then

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Speaker 1: I say, oh wow, congrats, and you go.

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Speaker 3: Uh I forgot to bet diamondbacks. I could lie say

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Speaker 3: I did, but I choose to be honest.

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Speaker 1: I know, but I want you to be honest. But

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Speaker 1: also I want you to be able to benefit from this,

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Speaker 1: because if you win, then I win, and then we

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Speaker 1: all win. I don't. I don't win.

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Speaker 3: If he wants I've screwed myself pretty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a great That was an unbelievable pick

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Speaker 1: that you had, but you didn't bet it.

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Speaker 3: So I bet the I have the Rangers to win,

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Speaker 3: I know that, but and I bet that.

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Speaker 1: But the Diamondbacks against the Rangers. What the Rangers winning? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's where my audience went. Do you understand how this works?

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Speaker 3: But they can still But I'm but then for their sake,

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Speaker 3: For their sake, it makes no difference. Really if I

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Speaker 3: bet it or not I say it, Well, they might not.

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Speaker 1: They might not know if you're being you know, true

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Speaker 1: to that and real and maybe you're just throwing shit

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Speaker 3: No, I'm being very real, but I also am forgetful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So instead of so, Ray, your job is to

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Speaker 1: remind Dylan of all of his bets.

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Speaker 3: You remind me now I'm gonna lose all of them?

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Speaker 1: Is Larry there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm here all right?

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Speaker 1: Where where are you? Larry?

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Speaker 4: I just got home. Just walk back in the door

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Speaker 4: from I would have raised to congratulate him on the cover.

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Speaker 4: And now I'm back home and I will go back

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Speaker 4: after the show to have my lunch.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what raises a place you go for lunch.

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Speaker 1: But what's the cover that you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: He's going to cover Springlake Magazine.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a bet with Ray that congratulating

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Speaker 1: him on the cover. Oh picture day Ray is showing me.

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Speaker 1: All right, So Springlink the cover of spring Lakes Raised Cafe.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what else does it say? Uh? Feeding bad

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Speaker 1: Larry for over thirty years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my daughter's little edition.

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Speaker 1: Oh she put that in there.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, you don't wait, wait, you guys don't think

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Speaker 4: I'm technologically exanced enough to have sent that. I just

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Speaker 4: folded that picture that my daughter sent to me this morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked.

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Speaker 3: You knew how to for anything or that it's called for.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so that's spring Lake magazine circulation what like seven

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Speaker 1: a people?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Well I went into Raise this morning to grab a

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Speaker 4: copy of it and he has no copy. Shooting or

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Speaker 4: they went like hotcakes. But when I came home there

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Speaker 4: I got one mail to the house.

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Speaker 3: So you subscribe to spring Lake Magazine.

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Speaker 1: There, what's the centerfold look like in spring Lake Magazine?

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Speaker 4: He is the centerfold that's hot holding the tuna salad.

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Speaker 3: Sandwich.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here. By the way, Uh,

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Speaker 1: the white claws have been cracked here by our participants since.

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Speaker 5: Shay is back. Well debatable. Okay, that's the roommate.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh, Dill's two white claws in picture day, Ray,

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Speaker 1: it's Marvin and I are the only ones that are sober.

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Speaker 3: Marvin usually and vibes normally.

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Speaker 1: Do you want one? Mark? Yeah? You know what.

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Speaker 3: Marvin fledgling alcoholic in Ireland?

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Speaker 1: I think amen.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, thanks, guys, I know I have a Miller

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Speaker 6: lighte every Friday, damn.

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Speaker 1: Near here crazy ever since I was a bood. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, so recapping. Dylan lost two units last week,

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Speaker 1: you lost, Shaye lost four units? Like dang. How about

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Speaker 1: bad Larry? He won seven units last week? Congratulations Larry.

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Speaker 4: He had no problem, damns. You know they were starting

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Speaker 4: to come back right now.

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Speaker 1: Here we go plus seven Shay is minus one for

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Speaker 1: the year. Dylan at plus eighteen. Wait, you lost two units,

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Speaker 1: but you also had the Rangers winning the World Series

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Speaker 1: for the football units. Oh okay, okay, all right, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Let me see anything that needs to be uh brought

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Speaker 1: out here. How about them Rangers? Danny oh man, Oh

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Speaker 1: you know what, Ray, would you go into my office?

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Speaker 1: I ran into somebody. He is the executive producer of

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Speaker 1: Main Cabin Masters and he's a big fan of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh and he had a gift for you know, yes,

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Speaker 1: for me, yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: His name is Jason is a contraband MM. Now you

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Speaker 1: can travel safely with this in the continental in the

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Speaker 1: United States.

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Speaker 5: All right, don't say that to me. I'll fall apart.

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Speaker 5: Rodriguez walked in right now. I would fall apart. I

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Speaker 5: have a hard tack. Why he I grew up on Pudge,

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Speaker 5: Wang Gonzalez, Ruben Sierra, Rusty Greers, Ryan. You love steroids,

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Speaker 5: die hard, diehard fans. Have you tried steroids?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? I've done steroids. Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: Did it work?

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Speaker 1: Well? I mean, wait, what were you using steroids for fun?

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Speaker 1: For no football? In high school football? Yeah? In my

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Speaker 1: sophomore year, I was. I was juicing for sure. That's

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Speaker 5: I mean there were needles in the in the trash

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Speaker 5: jusing clean trend like I was. I was double stacking

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Speaker 5: nanny did it?

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Speaker 1: Hell?

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Speaker 5: I got angrier and bigger well you're still angrier.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think steroids had anything to do

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Speaker 1: the way did steroids back then. This is This is

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Speaker 1: from the executive producer Main Cabin Masters.

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Speaker 5: Texas Rangers football team. So is this a triple bubba?

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Speaker 5: How am I going to fit into this thing?

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Speaker 2: Know?

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Speaker 1: XL that's an Excel one. Let me see. Yeah, for

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Speaker 1: the roommate, there's a large So the Texas Rangers football team.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, So that was thanks, Danny? Didn't

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Speaker 1: didn't bad Larry introduce us to the Texas Rangers football team?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 1: What was the story behind that? What was his story

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Speaker 1: behind that? Larry?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: Then, Larry ship.

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Speaker 3: A classic bad Larry blunder.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, mal prop Yeah he misspoke? Okay, anything

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Speaker 1: else that I need to know here?

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Speaker 5: Anybody, I'm gonna start fading myself, Danny, I am. Every

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Speaker 1: Uh dyl did you win on that Tommy fam home run?

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Speaker 1: You bet? So? You did bet on that that he

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Speaker 3: I forgot to bet that team jeezus, that.

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Speaker 1: Was such an un like I'm kind of living vicariously

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Speaker 1: through you where I go, holy shit. You know, Dylan

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Speaker 1: you don't bet him.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not that I don't bet them, Dan, It's

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Speaker 1: You know, but you're supposed to.

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Speaker 3: I bet on Charlotte money Line. College football got fucking smoked.

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Speaker 3: And then Ray texted me like Tommy exclamation point. I

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Speaker 1: Plus that was plus six hundred. Jesus, Yeah, that's plus

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Speaker 3: And I hunt a win.

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Speaker 7: Ray, it's a win on the show because he put

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, for for all intents and purposes, if

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Speaker 3: I left about in real life like fourteen units on

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Speaker 1: You got crushed in college football, NFL. You rallied your

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Speaker 1: six point teaser.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bears suck.

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Speaker 3: So that parlay though, Dan was I know, we I

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Speaker 3: The Giants just a game.

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Speaker 1: That game was crazy that we should not have even

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Speaker 3: They shouldn't have televised the well, the.

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Speaker 1: Center fucking centered the goddamn ball and not the fucking ref.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't happened. There's money line, Titans money line, but

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Speaker 3: That would have been nice. Wow. Ray cashed out early

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I know that was the thing. The question

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Speaker 1: is picture de Ray of fraud because he cashed on

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Speaker 7: I'm not a fraud. I'm a smart gambler. I watched

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Speaker 1: So plus five ten.

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Speaker 3: I think it was not bad.

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Speaker 1: I take that still did your girlfriend? I was shocked.

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Speaker 1: Mario said that picture d Ray had a girl. You

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Speaker 5: two in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I was I was sweating out the Hawaii game.

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Speaker 1: When you see your future in five years, am.

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Speaker 5: I in it?

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Speaker 1: Shay recapping college football? Not good? Trash, Danny, absolute trash baseball?

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Speaker 1: You got uh and you didn't have a good week. No,

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Speaker 1: I get any bad. Last two weeks in a row.

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Speaker 1: We're pretty bad, Danny bad. Larry, you were kind of

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Speaker 1: NFL you did really well. Teasers did really well. I

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Speaker 1: think you're back.

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Speaker 4: Oh plus seven, plus seven and I got a whole

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Speaker 4: boatload of best today.

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Speaker 1: Oh you do? Okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: I would like to point out something from last week.

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Speaker 3: Remember when I took Old Dominion money line. Yeah, as

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Speaker 1: Is it a loss?

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Speaker 3: It's a loss?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you like co cares because it was close.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: But Larry was talking shit last week that it was

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Speaker 1: More shoes and hand grenade nobody. But do you think

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Speaker 1: anybody cares what Larry's saying? No? No, no, yes, Okay, Uh, Dylan,

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Speaker 3: This all right, Dan, So tonight South Bama money line

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Speaker 1: What do you have against Troy?

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Speaker 3: I just I hate them with a passion via Carriot

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Speaker 3: That was like one of the worst beats of all time,

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Speaker 3: and I won't let it go.

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Speaker 1: Dan Okay.

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Speaker 3: Rutgers plus nineteen against Ohio State. Rutgers actually one of

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Speaker 3: I think they're like seven and one.

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Speaker 1: They're getting nineteen, getting nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Let you know Ohio State and Ohio State is.

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Speaker 1: Guarantee that bad Larry is going to be bitching about

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Speaker 1: the lines. It'll be Allo. Yeah, New York Post has.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was Silver Lake Magazine there.

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Speaker 1: Silver Let's say Silver Hill springline.

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Speaker 3: What else do you have against my maybe better judgment.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to notre day minus three against Clemson.

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Speaker 1: You're not buying into the dabbo Sweeney, Pep Talk Rally

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Speaker 3: I know, Hey, Zabo, why the are you getting paid.

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Speaker 5: When the guy has made it his sole mission to

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Speaker 5: a half fucking million. He said he was going to retire,

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Speaker 5: and now all of a sudden he's cash is eleven half.

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Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here, you fake assa. Alrighty,

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Speaker 5: I don't know if we have to throw that in

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Speaker 5: better than being No, we're not allowed to saying that.

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Speaker 1: Look, this is the U. N Let's just come on,

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Speaker 1: all right, We're better than this, aren't we?

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Speaker 3: They say, some crazy ship at the US.

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Speaker 6: Yes, ma, yes, does fake ask Christian work better?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that okay with you? No? None of them are.

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Speaker 5: Well he's fake as hell. I'll tell you that. I

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Speaker 5: can't wait for the Pearly gates. And that's some of

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Speaker 5: a bitch walking up.

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Speaker 1: There's no pearly gates.

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Speaker 5: Here we go again, Here we go again. We're all

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Speaker 5: Listen to Shay and go to heaven. As simple as that.

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Speaker 1: How do we come up with pearly gates. What if

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Speaker 1: it's just a medal, Peter, No, it ain't metal. It's heaven, Danny.

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Speaker 5: They're gonna just have curly and why not gold gold plated? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: they're gold with pearls.

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Speaker 1: On him, Danny.

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Speaker 3: Probably a chain link fence.

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Speaker 1: No, it ain't a chain link thin, Gossa.

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Speaker 3: You have a chain link fence with holes in it?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Once again? All right, here we go. What else

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: You got? You're taking Iowa, Iowa and the under.

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Speaker 3: Course stand three units on that. Thirty and a half again,

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Speaker 3: back to back Iowa games. Huge number, huge number. I

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Speaker 3: mean I don't I literally don't know how you can

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Speaker 3: take if you take the over in this in the underheads,

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Speaker 3: you're the biggest sucker of all time because I know

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Speaker 3: you just.

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Speaker 1: Thirty and a half. This is for the second week

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Speaker 1: in all this is the lowest over under in college

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Speaker 1: to Audio is dead. I wonder why so weird? How

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 1: Game?

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Speaker 3: Hal LSU Alabama under sixty one? Dan I didn't really

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Speaker 3: know what to make of this game with the spread.

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Speaker 3: It was three Alabama by three, but I didn't really

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Speaker 3: like either side of that. NFL still airs minus three

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Speaker 3: against the Titans tonight at home. Will Levis' second game,

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Speaker 3: prime time in Pittsburgh. That's a tough spot to be in.

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Speaker 1: At least two interceptions. Yeah, wow, wow, you know is train.

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Speaker 1: I just know how this works. That it starts and

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Speaker 1: after one game. I mean that's the Steelers, that defense Stillers,

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Speaker 1: Steelers Stillers. No from Cincinnati, we call him. I get no.

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Speaker 1: I've had Iron City Light. By the way, it's free

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Speaker 1: horse piss. I don't know. I haven't had horse piss.

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Speaker 1: That's good horse, that's premium horses.

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Speaker 6: Should Will Levis changed the pronunciation of his name so

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Speaker 1: I would have done that absolutely, like like Joe thisman thievesman,

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Speaker 1: thisman for Heisman to dort. Yeah, but he didn't gain anything.

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Speaker 5: Like Denzel Washington is Denzil it is he pronounces it Denzil,

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Speaker 1: That didn't benefit him. No, we're talking about if he's

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Speaker 1: pronounced it Denzel or Denzil, wouldn't matter. Denzil that was

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Speaker 1: like Denzel sounds like more serious names. Their kid Denzil, Denzil.

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Speaker 2: Name.

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Speaker 1: Continue? Anything else you got there for me?

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Speaker 3: Uh yet?

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Speaker 1: Dan?

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Speaker 3: Dolphins plus one and a half against the Chiefs in

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Speaker 3: uh en SHA's homeland in Germany?

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Speaker 1: Frankfurt? Is it Frankfurt? What else do you have?

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Speaker 3: I got the Seahawks plus six against my Ravens. Dan.

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Speaker 3: This is a classic letdown spot for the raw.

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Speaker 1: You do love yourself some, Pete Carroll, I do Okay.

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Speaker 3: Bell's money line Sunday Night against the Bengals.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a good Bengals, not Bingals. I thought Larry

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Speaker 1: calls it the Bengals. He said, Bengals, Bengals. It's the Bengals, Larry,

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Speaker 1: how do you pronounce it Cincinnati man?

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Speaker 3: Larry spelled Cincinnati ship.

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Speaker 4: But as you told him, any bengalsarre band the Bengals.

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Speaker 1: Continue.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Bell's money line Eagles minus three against the Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: And then I got you gotta have a parley a parlay, Dan?

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go Sea Hawks money line against

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Speaker 3: the Ravens, Wow Vikings money line against the Falcons and

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Speaker 3: Bucks money line against the Texans plus eighteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: Ready uh is Formula one season over?

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Speaker 3: No, not yet, Dan, They're in Brazil or some place.

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Speaker 3: Lewis Hamilton podium, Lando Norris podium finish two units on both.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're done, yeah for now? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Oh, and the Rangers to win the Stanley Cup. Future.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing that because the Rangers won the World Series?

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Speaker 3: No, but that's actually you might be onto something. This

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Speaker 3: is how the universe works, Dan.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to bad Larry who joins us now from

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Speaker 1: spring Lake, New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: I bet I'm in the girt. I'm in the seagirt, Dan, Oh,

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Speaker 4: don't ever make the girt.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference between spring Lake and Seagurt.

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Speaker 4: We're half the size of spring Lank. That's a big

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Speaker 4: town over there. We're a nice, small, little beachside town.

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Speaker 3: Nice is they're a set magazine, Larry, No, there isn't.

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Speaker 4: We're too small.

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Speaker 1: It's a pamphlet. You're too small. Yeah, No, he's not small.

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Speaker 1: He's got a Boston College. Okay, I got BC getting

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Speaker 1: two Larry.

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Speaker 4: Okay, BC plus two Kansas State plus four against Texas.

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Speaker 1: Wo Yeah, is Quinn you were playing? No, he ain't playing.

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Speaker 4: So I was a little afraid of this one. But

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Speaker 4: I just I like Kansas State at the beginning of

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Speaker 4: the year. I still like them.

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Speaker 1: They're a good team.

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Speaker 4: The Notre Dame minus the three against Clemson Wisconsin minus

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Speaker 4: That's two you've given me. Damn thanks. J MU minus

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Speaker 4: five and a half against Georgia State, okay, and Alabama

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Speaker 4: really happy. I think Say and I have three that

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Speaker 4: we go against each other. I got the Titans tonight

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Speaker 4: against the Steelers getting three.

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Speaker 3: Scrub I got. I'm sorry, nothing there you should be.

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Speaker 4: I didn't hear what you said.

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Speaker 3: I said, scrub.

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Speaker 1: I called you a scrub. He didn't interrupt you.

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Speaker 3: Well, he wasn't talking.

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Speaker 1: There was very eating up with strawmy sandwich. He couldn't

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 4: I got my Giants plus two and a half against

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Speaker 4: one one and a half one and a half.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 4: I like the line coming down plus one and a half,

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Speaker 4: all right, Rams plus three against the Packers three and

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Speaker 4: a half, that's a big half. Chiefs minus Oh, I

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Speaker 4: know you already changed that line. Chiefs minus one and

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Speaker 4: a half against the Dolphins. I mean Patriots minus three

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Speaker 4: against the Commanders, Okay, and the Cowboys plus three against

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Speaker 4: the Eagles. My brother's a big Eagle fan. I got

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't know you're Is that how you're gambling?

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Speaker 1: Because your brother you're going against him?

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Speaker 4: Pretty sure, I'm gonna be watching that Cowboy Eagle game

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Speaker 4: with them, and they're sufferable. He lives over in Springing,

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Speaker 3: All right, those are both insufferable fan bases.

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Speaker 1: Is Sam Howell going to get a good point? Is

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Speaker 1: Sam Howl going to get to David Carr's record for

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Speaker 1: sacks in a season? Seventy six is what David Carr

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Speaker 1: got sacked, Sam Hell's forty one time? Damn you imagine, No,

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Speaker 1: that's seventy six times. Show, But how many of those

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Speaker 7: Make it even worse for Washington, that was when Houston

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Speaker 1: Let's bring in Shay. It's your turn with college football

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Speaker 1: and picks. All right, Horn Frogs plus three against thirteenth

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Speaker 1: grade Wake Forest Duke under forty five? Are we down

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Speaker 1: on Texas Tech?

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Speaker 5: We're not down. This is the thirteenth grade. Everybody ever

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Speaker 5: college and then what when they failed out? They did

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Speaker 5: way too much cocaine drank and then they got lost

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Speaker 5: in the planes. Yano Estacado, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what else?

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Speaker 5: Dom Wake Forest Duke under forty five, Seminoles Pitt under

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Speaker 5: coloriad of State and the ReBs minus three against TAMU.

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Speaker 5: That's college football. I also want to add Bama right now,

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Speaker 5: minus three against lsu I do I want to hit that?

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Speaker 5: Probably that's all one units. Yeah, NFL fighting Joe Burrows

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Speaker 5: laying two against the Bills, commanders minus Snyder plus three

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how the hell I'm missing

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Speaker 1: that one, but I'm sure it's a trap.

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Speaker 3: Fell trappy to me too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had a bad couple weeks, Danny. Whose fault

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Speaker 1: is that the roommate? The roommate got bad juju at

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Speaker 1: the house. It's just an it ain't great right now, Danny,

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Speaker 1: you're not coming over for a while. Brother. We got

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Speaker 1: work to do before you swing through. Yeah. Absolutely, Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: the weather was not good last night, and I honestly

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Speaker 1: was going to text you yesterday morning and say what's

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Speaker 1: on the menu, And then for some reason, I thought

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Speaker 1: maybe there's some bad get intuition. The menu was rich

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Speaker 1: crackers and cream tea. I'm starving, Danny. I'll tell you that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: at coming when can you tell me and be assured

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Speaker 1: that it'll be okay? The coast is clear to come

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Speaker 1: in on a Wednesday to do your podcast.

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Speaker 5: Well, we got therapy Friday, so after that I'll have

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Speaker 5: a better idea every Friday. No, no, this is just

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Speaker 5: this is what you call what she calls an emergency session.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, fig time, emergency session in New Haven on Friday,

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Speaker 5: ten thirty the morning.

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Speaker 1: Well, I work in Milford. Matter than me.

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Speaker 5: The roommate has to like take ah, heaven forbid that

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Speaker 5: nanny has to hang out with the kids and she

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Speaker 5: can't take a fucking driver. Let's do a podcast about

467
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Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian or some bullshit like she's all right, relax,

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Speaker 5: Wait what Kim Kardashian I'm saying? She has to drive

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Speaker 5: an hour from where I live to New Haven. Heaven

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Speaker 5: forbid that nanny's watching the kids. She's listening to a

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Speaker 5: podcast the whole way there. She pretends, Oh, her life

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Speaker 5: is so hard, how.

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Speaker 1: Do you do this? But this isn't helping? What ain't

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Speaker 1: the show? No right now? Know this right here?

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Speaker 3: Hey, maybe she listens to this on the way out.

476
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Speaker 1: What her friend's husbands do. So if they don't know

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Speaker 1: how to shut their fucking mouth, why don't you tell

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Speaker 1: those guys, like those guys are they're rat you out?

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Speaker 1: They are? Yeah, the tennis players.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, smart Shay, you should really shave the side

481
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Speaker 6: in your head every single day, just to let them

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Speaker 6: know you mean business. Have the side of your head, Like,

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Speaker 6: is that new? I was like, Oh, you're serious.

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Speaker 5: I also have a grill. I have a bottom row

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Speaker 5: grill that I wear whenever I'm serious, especially if i'd

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Speaker 5: go to like customer service anything. I go to the

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Speaker 5: Apple store, I go to d m V, I go

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Speaker 5: to anything serious. I put in my gold grill in

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Speaker 5: the bottom and people just want you away from them.

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Speaker 1: Dude, white dudes from Texas with grills on. They're like,

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Speaker 1: all right, fu this, just give him what he wants.

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Speaker 1: Get him out of here, dirty South ship.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to know what they did for that

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Speaker 6: respect to get the grille.

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Speaker 1: But see, the grill wouldn't bother me. It's the gun

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Speaker 1: on the side of your head, the best pistol in

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Speaker 1: the world, the tattoo on your side of your head.

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Speaker 1: Which one, Danny, The gun one you don't like. The

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Speaker 1: role model one you do? That one's for the kids.

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Speaker 1: I do like that one. Yeah, you you have to

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Speaker 1: remind your kids that you're a role model exactly.

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Speaker 3: I always sit to their left.

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Speaker 1: You know what was really dumb on my part, the

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Speaker 1: left side of my skull. I thank you? Wait what no, no,

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Speaker 1: you were allowing me to tee that up, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to do it.

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Speaker 5: It's the left side of my skull that has a

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Speaker 5: thirty eight snumb nose on it. Right, So when you

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Speaker 5: get pulled over by the cops.

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Speaker 1: That is what they see, right. Okay, out of the car, sir,

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Speaker 1: Out of the fucking car.

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Speaker 3: There's guns out no way, this guy sells.

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Speaker 1: Out of the car. Hands on the hood ship here

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Speaker 1: I am again, okay, and.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you have the hair swung over to that side.

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Speaker 1: Fucking seagull, that motherfucker. Okay. So, uh, the podcast is

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Speaker 1: shyan irving?

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Speaker 5: Are you still wait? What are you gonna tell them?

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Speaker 5: New show tonight? The producer is back from the Israeli conflict? Okay,

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Speaker 5: A new show tonight is gonna get weird Rangers win.

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Speaker 5: You know it's it's a fucked up day today, Danny.

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Speaker 3: How's the producer?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you won, Your Rangers won, right.

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Speaker 5: But there's so much emotion from twenty eleven, oh and

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Speaker 5: so much pain and heartache that I went through trying

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Speaker 5: to put those ghosts to bed you just did you

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Speaker 5: need christ?

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Speaker 3: Actually, no, you need I think George w is in

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Speaker 3: the locker room before that pitch.

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Speaker 1: How about it? Yeah about he could throw a heater

531
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Speaker 1: that he might have killed a whole lot of people,

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Speaker 1: but he could throw a heater.

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Speaker 3: That was a respect that Texas?

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Speaker 1: How many rackets that you kill? Who cares? Grow in

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Speaker 1: eighty eight? So? Uh battle bat shade?

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Speaker 6: Please come to my house?

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Speaker 1: No, no, you don't want him to come to you.

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Speaker 6: My neighbors already scared because he thinks I sell drugs

539
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Speaker 6: because I come I come home wearing sweatpants, coming back

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Speaker 6: clean as a whistle. And I had a I had

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Speaker 6: a roll full of money, I had a rack. I

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Speaker 6: maybe had maybe one thousand dollars in cash just because.

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Speaker 1: The dope, right ya wait? Really yeah? Well why did

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Speaker 1: you have a role?

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Speaker 6: Well, honestly because I catched the check from one of

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Speaker 6: my freelance gigs, and I was like, damn.

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Speaker 3: You, I'll take freelance gigs.

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Speaker 1: I'll take all hundreds, take not hundreds, way cooler, give

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Speaker 1: me singles hundreds and put a hundred on the outside. Right,

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Speaker 1: good to go.

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Speaker 6: It's hard when they say how you know Hey, Marvin,

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Speaker 6: how are you? Business is good? Yeah, Marvin, you shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Marvin, you can't bad Larry. Anything you want to add.

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Speaker 4: Here, It's been enjoyable listening. Good luck, good luck this weekend, guys,

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Speaker 4: Dylan want me to call you and remind you to

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Speaker 4: put your best in.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I mean that will never happen, but sure when

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Speaker 3: I'm putting.

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Speaker 4: Mine, when I'm putting mine in Sunday morning, when you're.

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Speaker 1: Putting yours in, he's gonna put his in. Fun Here

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Speaker 1: we go. That'll wrap it up here. It's Dan Patrick. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go ahead.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, say, have fun at a therapy Friday,

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Speaker 4: and one of these days I'll get back up there.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait, Larry, have you gone to therapy before?

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Speaker 4: No, that's silly.

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Speaker 3: Secrets like Cocomo. Dan, It's just all sunshine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's great and secret. Okay, Uh for bad Larry,

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Speaker 1: for Dylan the graphics guy, Picture day, Ray, Marvin and

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Speaker 1: Shay and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick and thanks for joining

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Speaker 1: us this week. Dan Patrick takes again