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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best ready you've heard in a while? The Jews show.

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Speaker 1: Who's getting their pineapple under the sea repossessed? Soon? Foreclosed on?

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Speaker 1: Who is going to be homeless under the ocean soon?

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob square Pants Show. Why do I say that? Because

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob is being canceled as we speak. Okay, not like

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Speaker 1: the show, not like it's time they're cancel the show.

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Speaker 1: Is the show still on new episode? I feel like

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Speaker 1: it is. I believe it is. It probably is. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're a SpongeBob SquarePants fan, this is going to

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Speaker 1: be hard news for you to hear. If you're not

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Speaker 1: a Spongebobs wear pants fan, this is going to be

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Speaker 1: funny news for you to hear. But cancel. Culture has

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Speaker 1: now sunk its teeth into SpongeBob square Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants,

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Speaker 1: it's getting cancer. It's about time. It's about time. I mean, dang, really,

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Speaker 1: it's about time. Should have you been canceled a while ago.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why he's gonna be canceled in just

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Speaker 1: a second. By the way, but now I have to

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Speaker 1: hear this shot full SpongeBob as offensive. Really and it's

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Speaker 1: like about influence for kids. I feel like, really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you should have been canceled for a different reason.

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Speaker 1: I've never found the show funny. I think it's boring. Really,

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Speaker 1: I think it's just and I just think there could

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Speaker 1: be better, more creative things out there. I think it's funny.

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Speaker 1: There's not a lot of things to entertain me, and

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Speaker 1: I used to watch SpongeBob because it was entertaining to me.

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Speaker 1: I never watched I don't think I've seen an episode

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Speaker 1: of SpongeBob SquarePants. I mean, maybe it's because I had kids.

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Speaker 1: That's why I watched it. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: would watch otherwise, but I thought it was entertaining, okay,

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Speaker 1: but inappropriate. Well, Nickelodeon has stopped airing two episodes of

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob square Pants, so it's on its way to getting canceled.

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Speaker 1: They canceled like there's no there's no change out or campaign. Wow,

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Speaker 1: But Nickelodeon has taken two episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants for

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Speaker 1: less than kid friendly content. They say, yeah, what was

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Speaker 1: in those two? Well? One it was called Midlife Crustacean

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Speaker 1: and it's from season three, okay, and it's where SpongeBob

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Speaker 1: Patrick and mister Crabs go on a panty raid to

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Speaker 1: a woman's house, not realizing that they're at the home

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Speaker 1: of mister Krab's mother. But I just I see. I

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Speaker 1: think that's the reason you keep a show on if

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Speaker 1: it wants to walk that line. Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's bad. Well, a panty raid, A panty raid, don't

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Speaker 1: think that's bad. You don't think a pan raid is funny? Right? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess mister Kraus mom like the granny panties, right,

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Speaker 1: because it's his mom, it's funny. But like g strings,

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Speaker 1: what if it wasn't his mom though? What if SpongeBob

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Speaker 1: went the extra mile the guy the writers are SpongeBob

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Speaker 1: SquarePants didn't have it as mom and they actually went

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Speaker 1: on a panny raid at a random that's not okay,

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Speaker 1: Urchin's house. Yeah, that's not okay, that's a situational okay,

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Speaker 1: But it is kind of funny that they went to

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Speaker 1: mister Kraus's mother's house and stole her underwear. And I

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Speaker 1: feel like at a certain point, kids don't know, so

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Speaker 1: it's like just let it be. Yeah, I think so too.

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Speaker 1: A lot of kids car tunes put innu window and

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Speaker 1: funny jokes for parents in there because parents have to

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Speaker 1: watch them so much, So they put a little nuggets

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Speaker 1: we have to jump off a building. Is that why?

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Speaker 1: I think never really understood that. So I think Disney's

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Speaker 1: like the master. Also, I also don't have any kids,

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Speaker 1: so I'm making it up. So Disney is a master,

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Speaker 1: but they're also pretty sick to me. Yeah, There's been

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Speaker 1: a lot of stories about how Disney's innuendow sometimes crosses

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Speaker 1: a lot of it in Aladdin, with the Genie says

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Speaker 1: certain things in every single movie. Yeah, So it makes

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Speaker 1: sense to me that Nickelodeon would also try this because

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Speaker 1: it's it's little orange headed stepbrother, right were the writers

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Speaker 1: it's old tweets from an employee trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: what they said. Something wrong, right, Because Peppie lep you

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Speaker 1: Muppets also going down. Karen's with the Sea. They're just

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Speaker 1: canceling cartoons down, yes, they are. So my question is

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Speaker 1: why can't can we track these people down? Yeah, wrote

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Speaker 1: these things and cancel them instead, because you can't cancel.

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Speaker 1: You can't cancel a character on a cartoon show. Whoever,

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Speaker 1: mister whoever wrote mister Crabb's part on the whole, like fake,

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Speaker 1: let's go on a penny raid and I really want

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Speaker 1: to get my mom's underwear thing. That person needs to

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Speaker 1: be investigated, whoever that is. Yeah, So anyway, SpongeBob is

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Speaker 1: well that writer now works for The Bachelor. Oh really perfect.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me at all. Text in four one

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Speaker 1: I think I would preemptively cancel the next Kardashian show.

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Speaker 1: I was saying. I'm like, well, I already canceled, but

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Speaker 1: Tristin Thompson having a baby. I would cancel that one

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Speaker 1: the one we're doing right now. Yep. Yeah, the Jubil

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Speaker 1: show on demand. It's another Jubile phone frame. Hello. Uh um,

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Speaker 1: it's Javon there. Yeah, let's see. Um is this Javon who? Man?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this. Um, Javan High.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins and I, uh, we don't

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Speaker 1: are you calling me for him? Sorry, I'm on vacation. UM.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I actually got your phon number

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Speaker 1: from the city. UM. I just needed to inform you

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Speaker 1: I'm on vacation. Let's go. I'm I know, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: easy to say you did you did what? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: I mean, if someone calls me on vacation, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we started to take started to demolish your house. I

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to make this better, but I'm

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Speaker 1: the address on a job. We were supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to tear down a house a couple a

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Speaker 1: know you're serious right now that my house is torn down,

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Speaker 1: not the whole house, just the wall, just a wall

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Speaker 1: The north side of the house, that wall, it's gone.

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Speaker 1: But you're telling me that half of my house was

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Speaker 1: wide open right now. We put a tarp over it

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Speaker 1: now so it's not wide open. We got some tarp

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Speaker 1: and some line, you know, blocking it off. Wait, you

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Speaker 1: put how long ago did this happen? Why am I

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Speaker 1: just now hearing about it? Well, it just happened this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: So really, I feel like, you know, we shouldn't accept

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Speaker 1: us know that you were going to be gone. No,

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Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? Man? You just

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Speaker 1: you're telling me you knocked down my house and you're

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Speaker 1: nobody's apologizing. Now tell how you're going to fix this

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Speaker 1: come home to you. They sent out a flyer telling

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Speaker 1: they could put up this ice cream shot. Didn't anybody

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Speaker 1: know you're gonna knock down my house? I need to

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Speaker 1: put a note on the door saying don't don't knock

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Speaker 1: don't even know how you guys are in business if

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Speaker 1: you you don't get your mess up on stuff like this.

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Speaker 1: I have a family. Where are we supposed to live

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Speaker 1: in four days? What I mean? You know it's still

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Speaker 1: four days heads, they can't do it in four days.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, though, I can put you on

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Speaker 1: the schedule for four months from now, four months from now.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming home right now. I'm getting on a plane

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to talk to you now. You're getting

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Speaker 1: How'd you know what app are you? You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pick Oh that okay, that makes more sense.

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Speaker 1: This will also makes sense too. It's a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: It's what this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife set

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Speaker 1: I hate all of you. Well, enjoy the rest of

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Speaker 1: demand pie, I'm Jewel Fresh. And there's a group of

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Speaker 1: who walk around every day hanging their head in shame.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you told him that you both got

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Speaker 1: him hatching tattoo of his name on your butt, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: he knows? Okay, so like doesn't does his mom not

422
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Speaker 1: feel awkward about it? I mean, he thinks it's a

423
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Speaker 1: little weird, but we just laugh about it. Now I

424
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Speaker 1: agree with him a little. It is, especially every time

425
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Speaker 1: he sees it asked it to go. Oh, my mom

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Speaker 1: has the same tattoo on her butt. Well, thank you

427
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Speaker 1: for your bad tattoo story. Appreciate it. Yep, Brian, what's

428
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Speaker 1: your bad tattoo? Oh well, it's not even that it's

429
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Speaker 1: a bad tattoo. It's just that I got drunk in

430
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Speaker 1: Vegas with my friends and got a tattoo. That's a

431
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Speaker 1: good idea, I know. You know, if you get it

432
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Speaker 1: immediately sunburned, screws up all the ink. Yes, I've heard

433
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Speaker 1: that before. Everyone knows that. Oh no, not drunk people

434
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Speaker 1: in Vegas. Nobody told me, oh in Vegas and then

435
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: went right out to the pool showing it off. Well, yeah,

436
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 1: we spent the whole day at the pool, and then

437
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: that night like it hurts so bad that I didn't

438
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Speaker 1: even go out in the next day. I looked at

439
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Speaker 1: it and it looked like garbage. Yeah, I'm surprised I

440
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Speaker 1: didn't get infected. Yeah. I wasn't going to go into that,

441
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Speaker 1: but it actually did. Oh no, and it healed like yeah,

442
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Speaker 1: you're in Vegas. You could have got a worse infection.

443
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Speaker 1: That's not that bad. We want to hear your bad

444
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Speaker 1: tattoo stories. So text us four one six one calls

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Speaker 1: eighty eight three three one o six one did Jebil

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Speaker 1: show on demand? Jubils dirty little secret. You don't even

447
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Speaker 1: know if the person on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret actually exists in like a large amount.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it does though, but I'm not totally sure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, remember if you want to tell the dirt

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Speaker 1: a little secret, I have to do his text in

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Speaker 1: four one or six one tells you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, will let you tell it on the show,

454
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Speaker 1: and you can tell us anything. Because we always keep

455
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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: English evans earwax. I don't have ear wax, do I?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I haven't really looked problem.

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Speaker 1: It might exist. I haven't seen any do you know what?

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Speaker 1: I have a confession? What this is not your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? No, First of all, English Evan's ear wax

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Speaker 1: English even zero wax. How are you It sounds like

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Speaker 1: it sounds like Evan English Evan and English Evans earwax bold, yeah, dirt.

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Speaker 1: So first, before we get to English evans earwax, there

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Speaker 1: a little secret. What were you going to say, Evan? Well,

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Speaker 1: I the other day he looked at my AirPods a

468
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Speaker 1: bit closely, and Jesus, oh my god, so much wax inside.

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Speaker 1: Stop it right, I almost have to throw them out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, seriously, jewels eating right now? I

471
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Speaker 1: know almost, you could almost almost. You could have probably

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Speaker 1: like put out the fire with the amount of The

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Speaker 1: reason I was picked is because I thought of my

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Speaker 1: ear waxes are air pods, because I looked at my

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Speaker 1: air pods the other day. Do not look your air

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Speaker 1: pods in the hole? Disgusting? It so does clean your

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Speaker 1: airs every day. I'm dying. That's sick. It builds up,

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Speaker 1: it does. It shouldn't though really could absolutely should not.

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Speaker 1: It's like every day you should do it if it's

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Speaker 1: a problem, si hole. I don't even know how this

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Speaker 1: came down to. Oh my god, I'm like, actually, anyways, okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to hear the ear wax is dirty. Little secrets. Yes,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Hey, English seconds, earwaxes on the phone

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Speaker 1: and tell us a dirty little secret. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: made the mistake of looking at your air pods? Oh? God? No?

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Speaker 1: All right, so what's you do a little secret? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So when I was sixteen years old, I used to

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Speaker 1: work at up one second five. I started choking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go for it, all right. So you guys are crazy.

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Speaker 1: I used to work at this really well known pizza

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Speaker 1: chain when I was younger, and I was at like

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Speaker 1: sixteen maybe. Um. There was this guy that I worked

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Speaker 1: with that I really liked. Um, but he had a

494
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Speaker 1: girlfriend and I was a bit jealous. And one night

495
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Speaker 1: they didn't want me to come over because she was there.

496
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Speaker 1: So me and my sister went over there and put butter,

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Speaker 1: sticks of butter underneath all former ed her card or handles.

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Speaker 1: What you did? Wow? Oh my god, sticks of butter.

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Speaker 1: That's genius. Yeah, evil disgusting. That's like seriously a harmless troll. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's like a good troll. Like it's not going to

501
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Speaker 1: ruin the car, it's good. Oh my god. So can

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Speaker 1: you imagine, you guys, can you imagine she coming out

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Speaker 1: and she sticks her freaking hands under the butter. Did

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Speaker 1: you wait around to see her try to open her

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Speaker 1: car door? No, actually, we stuck them under them and

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Speaker 1: we got the hell out. Yeah. I probably had to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. You know, when you get real nervous,

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Speaker 1: you have to poop a little bit. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: just you, It's just me, all right. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us you're dirt a little secret earwax. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if she's ever tried bologney before on the paint. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's just bologne in general, Bogey. Well, Blogne takes off

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Speaker 1: the paint on cars, Like if you put it on

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Speaker 1: on any part of the car, what and you leave

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Speaker 1: it on there and you take it off, it peels

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Speaker 1: off the paint. Bogey, you didn't know that. I did

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Speaker 1: not know that. Yeah. I feel like I've done a

518
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Speaker 1: lot of things like that growing up, like damage property. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know that blogny pulls off the paint. Weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't know that. I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you know about epoxy and the key holes, So

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't be able to put like or something, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be able to put the key in the hole. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that would be a hard thing to

525
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Speaker 1: come by, don't That's okay? Obviously you've thought about this

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Speaker 1: a lot though, I mean, yeah, maybe a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You ever get really angry at me, I'll just put

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Speaker 1: some bologna in your car. Well, I guess no, it's

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Speaker 1: our car. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news. For Wednesday, March thirty, first, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and something you're doing right

534
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Speaker 1: now might be killing you. We'll tell you about it

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, let's be today's idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and I'm wearing two gold chains today. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm allox Fresh and I'm wearing no gold chains today.

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Speaker 1: I'm Brad Nolan and you can't see my gold chains. Well,

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Speaker 1: today's first story for the i ND The Idiot News Network.

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Speaker 1: Perario's an interest in the the news. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: Something you're doing right this second might be killing you.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Well, if you're eating delivery food right now,

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Speaker 1: studies say that it's bad for you. A new study

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Speaker 1: out of the University of Io found that eating out

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Speaker 1: and ordering too much delivery food might actually be killing you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yep, shocking. We've known for a long time that

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Speaker 1: restaurant food is full of salt and butter and hiring calories,

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Speaker 1: but researchers drilled down by tracking thirty five thousand people

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Speaker 1: who eat a lot of restaurant food, and everyone in

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Speaker 1: the study said that they ate at least two meals

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Speaker 1: a day from restaurants, so almost all of their meals.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Alex and I. By the way, we're married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, and we eat out pretty

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Speaker 1: much every meal. Yeah, so we are We even alive?

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Speaker 1: I feel pretty good. They found that people who ate

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Speaker 1: out for every meal or most of their meals have

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Speaker 1: a forty nine percent higher risk of premature death. They're

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Speaker 1: also sixty five percent more likely to die of cancer.

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Speaker 1: So that's fun. Yeah, maybe I should start cooking again.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe we should just go to the

561
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Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. I think death might be on the menu.

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Speaker 1: Their menu is so big it might actually be on there.

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Speaker 1: That was my story. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Report the news, and for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's sending on over toy Alex Fresh. It was on

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Speaker 1: location in Los Angeles, California. You got it right, all right, Alex. Yes,

568
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Speaker 1: Kendall Jinner, she's in the news for having an unwelcome

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Speaker 1: visitor at her Hollywood Hills home at two o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning. By the way, which would be scary, a

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Speaker 1: twenty seven year old man limboed his way under her

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Speaker 1: community's automatic gate arm. And no he didn't. I just

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Speaker 1: said that he had like music with him and everything,

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Speaker 1: and actually did I think he loved and the skipt

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Speaker 1: or a house telling her name and then started banging

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Speaker 1: on her windows. He actually did bang on her windows

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Speaker 1: saying her name, and then proceeded two stripped down naked

578
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Speaker 1: and take a skinny dip in her pool. Ooh, sounds funk.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like she had a party, but she didn't know

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Speaker 1: about it. One of the Kardashians. I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: they're for sure going to get arrested, so he did.

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Speaker 1: The cops came. He got arrested, as her security team

583
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: should as well. Where were they though? The security team? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what didn't you think that if you were Kardashian, You're

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Speaker 1: going to have security outside of your house all morning,

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00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: dull day. If I was Kardashian, I would have my

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Speaker 1: entire proper pretty surrounded at night, no matter what, Like

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Speaker 1: they're standing there, they're guarding it. Except it could be

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Speaker 1: just a Christianner thing, like, hey, we haven't Kendall hasn't

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Speaker 1: been in the news while she was in the Actually

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Speaker 1: Kendall hold on. Kendall was in the news last week

592
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Speaker 1: for bad reasons because people were ripping on her for

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Speaker 1: the go fund me donation that she made where she

594
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Speaker 1: could have actually paid for someone's entire medical Kylie, her sister,

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Speaker 1: Oh well one of them. I'm like, well, Kendall's almost

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Speaker 1: boring one of them all. Okay, So there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's why Christianner did it. She's like, she needs a story,

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Speaker 1: so let's have someone show up and break in and

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00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: then they pretty out. Yeah, so that's all I have

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you now, I just want a limbo.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiots Network, where idiots aren't just in the news, report

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Speaker 1: the news and for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Brad Nolan, who was

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Speaker 1: on location on the right side of me in San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: San Francisco is on the right side of me, so yeah, yes, correct.

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Speaker 1: In a hot mic incident recorded over the Manetta San

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Speaker 1: Jose International Airport air traffic control scanner. Oh yeah, an

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Speaker 1: unidentified pilot was heard delivering an expletive heavy rant according

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Speaker 1: to everyone who heard it in the entire aviation industry.

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Speaker 1: There's a little bit of a clip for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would dive around him. Dave Lower, can you translate him?

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Speaker 1: This is so fun because I saw this as soon

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Speaker 1: as it happened as I'm a pilot nerd um, well

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Speaker 1: you're a pilot, yes, and a nerd uh. So blank

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Speaker 1: this place blank damn liberal blanks is one of the lines.

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Speaker 1: This is when he's telling in San Francisco. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's he's the pilot of this aircraft, which we now

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Speaker 1: know as a Southwest Airlines planet. That doesn't surprise me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So he's in San Francisco and he's trying to leave

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Speaker 1: this place, right, So he's doing a departure and so

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Speaker 1: he just a pilot who went in there and probably

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Speaker 1: was just doing a layout, maybe even a layover, maybe

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Speaker 1: just stopped real quick and then it was had out

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Speaker 1: of there and he couldn't take San Francisco so much.

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Speaker 1: He was that mad about it. Wow, and so some

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Speaker 1: other lines blanking weirdos probably driving around in blanking hundas.

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Speaker 1: I think he meant press. I think they try since

629
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Speaker 1: when is like the hippie thing. I didn't know that

630
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: he has since been fired. Um, this is definitely an

631
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: appropriate story for this clip. You're about to lose your job, lady,

632
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Speaker 1: Arry lost his job. I guess so that means the

633
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Speaker 1: I n N is done for the day. Yeah, you

634
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Speaker 1: can't even buy ona now lose yo job. He about

635
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Speaker 1: to lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job

636
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: because you are a pilot and don't like San Francisco

637
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Speaker 1: at all. All Right? That was the i NN, the

638
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Speaker 1: idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news,

639
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Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow, same time for

640
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: another hard hitting reports. This is I n N News News.

641
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Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? Another jubile phone frame day

642
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Speaker 1: mornings fan? That's one ees? Hello Wanda speaking Wanda, Yes,

643
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: speaking Wanda, This is Wanda. Yeah, Hi, Wanda. This is

644
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: Pete calling from the Department of Motor Vehicles. Sorry to

645
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: take so long getting to your getting into the call there,

646
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Called your name a few times just

647
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: to make sure you're ready, sort of like we did

648
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: with your number when you were in here for your

649
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: appointment to renew your license the other day. Oh yeah, yes,

650
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: it's it's it's all right. How can I help you? Well,

651
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: you can't really help me with much, even though we

652
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: tried to help you out by renewing your license, but

653
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: apparently you are ungrateful. So I'm actually calling to tell

654
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: you that your license is being suspended and if you

655
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: want to get back in good standing, you need to

656
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: come back in and take the written and driving test again,

657
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: and it'll be a six months until you can do that.

658
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: So your license has been suspended for six months at least.

659
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: Wait no, there' that's not possible. I just got a

660
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: new license, right you did, And when you were in

661
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: here renewing your license, we saw the things that you

662
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: were saying about us on social media. So I'm calling

663
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: to inform you that, um, maybe don't bite the hand

664
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: that feeds you or talk about the person that gives

665
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: you your license. You're being absolutely ridiculous. Everybody talked about

666
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: the ZMB because it's a nightmare. You have to wait

667
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours. You're just going to revoke

668
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: everybody's license. Now, Hey, you know what, Wanda what because

669
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: of that, I'm now suspending it for a year. So

670
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm seeing a year for your driver's test, say you're

671
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: driving test and your written test. Because you just can't

672
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: help yourself. No way, give me your supervisor right now.

673
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just spoke to me like that.

674
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Oh I can't talk to you like that. What about

675
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: when you say this, and I quote from your Instagram

676
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: live post, Granny Unibrow over there is doing nothing? Why

677
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: can't she help me? Well, why couldn't she help me?

678
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: I'll have you know. Granny Unibrow is my cousin. Her

679
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: name is Jennica, and she's part of the family business.

680
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: I've got three generations working in this DMV. How dare you?

681
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: And that unibrow is on purpose? She thinks it looks

682
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 1: cute and I second that it's beautiful. So you're telling

683
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: me that you're going through my social media reading back

684
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: stuff that I put on my live This is ridiculous.

685
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't Why aren't you doing your job? Well, maybe

686
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: you want to think about things before you post them

687
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: and realize that the things you say on the internet

688
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: affect more than just you. They affect thousands and thousands

689
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: and millions of people. Oh yeah, thousands and thousands of

690
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: people are being affected by what I'm posting online. I

691
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: have like four hundred followers. Give me a break. What

692
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: about when you were doing the live and you said,

693
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: the hall monitor guy who organizes the line, is staring

694
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: at me like a creep. Can somebody do something about it?

695
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: Remember when he said that? Yeah, I said that because

696
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: that guy's looking at me like some kind of pervy weirdo.

697
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: Why doesn't anybody over there just do their job. I

698
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: do not look like a pervy weirdo, not one bit. Okay, no, no, no, stop,

699
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: that was you. This is why you're so upset because

700
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: that was you. Yes, you don't have the right to

701
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: revoke my life. I am the department, I'm the DMV.

702
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm the guy that coordinates the line at the DMV.

703
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: Can't come, ain't got on me. Listen, you need to

704
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: stop harass I make the rules. No, you don't make

705
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: any rules. Anybody wants to come through a the DMV,

706
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: they got to come through me first. Wow, you're you're

707
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. I can't even believe we're still having this conversation.

708
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: I sort of snapped, there didn't. I stressful job working

709
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: at the DMV. Hey, I'm just gonna let you know

710
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: real quick. There's a prank phone call, and then move

711
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: it along, get you on your way. Okay, wait, but

712
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,959
Speaker 1: a prank. Yes, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

713
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friend Stephanie

714
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, she said, she said,

715
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: you're at the DMV recently, and then send us a

716
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: copy of the live that you posted from there talking

717
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: trash about them so we could phone prank you with it.

718
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: So wow, Like that was That was a whole lot.

719
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say,

720
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, the Jewil Show on Demand first

721
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: day follow up. Things typically get weird when you start

722
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: dating a friend. Yeah, usually they get weird. Yeah, I

723
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: mean I guess that they're friends. They they're friends for

724
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: a reason, they should stay the friend zone. Yeah. People

725
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: always ask that should you date a friend or does

726
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: it ruin the friendship. Usually, usually it ruins the friendship. Yeah,

727
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: and that's what Amanda thinks might be happening, because she

728
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with a friend of hers

729
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: and I guess now they're not talking and he's not

730
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: calling her back and she doesn't know why. What's up, Amanda?

731
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys, I'm good, Well, not that good. No,

732
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound not good. I might have ruined a

733
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: friendship and lost a potential relationship. What so you decided

734
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: to date one of your friends, That's what your email said. Yeah, so,

735
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,959
Speaker 1: um Hatrick and I have been friends for for quite

736
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: a while. We uh, we know each other through mutual friends,

737
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: and we've uh, I don't know, it's probably been about

738
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: two and a half three years and uh dang, you've

739
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: known each other for that long. Yeah, And I've always

740
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: been into him, And I just thought, does he know that? Uh?

741
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: He he found out when we were on our date,

742
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Do you think that maybe he knew?

743
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a you've ever had have you, guys,

744
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: ever had a crush on a friend or someone in

745
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: your friend group? Oh my gosh. Yeah, and I got

746
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: turned down a lot because I was a tomboy. I

747
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: have before too. Yeah, I feel that some of my

748
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: friends were pretty good looking. You know. Yeah back in

749
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: the day, my friend it was my friend his girlfriend

750
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: who later became his wife. I was like, man, well,

751
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: if they ever break up, I don't even care for

752
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: me and him were friends. I'm gonna try to go

753
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 1: out with her. They never broke up. Wow, they obviously

754
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: got married, which is fine because it wouldn't worked out anyway.

755
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: Right anyway, a Manday, So you had to crush on

756
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: him for like three years and then how did you

757
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: guys finally go out? That must have been exciting at

758
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: least if you had to crush on him for that long.

759
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: It was awesome. He just kind of came up and

760
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: asked me out for drinks one day, which took me

761
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: by surprise, but obviously after you know, kind of thinking

762
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: he's cute for all these years, it was super exciting.

763
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: And the date honestly went really really great. You know,

764
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: we already knew each other, so we were through all

765
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: the like basic questions already, and we could have really

766
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: fun discussions and kind of get to know each other

767
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: on a deeper level or talk about experiences we had

768
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: hanging out before and kind of rehash that stuff, and

769
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: it honestly went better than I thought it was going

770
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: to because you guys knew each other. Do you think

771
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 1: the conversation was harder because you had to like you'd

772
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: already done all that small talk that you know you

773
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: would have done with a person that you just met.

774
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: I think it was easier during this date just because

775
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: we've had so many conversations and we've had so many

776
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: experiences that we could talk about things we knew we

777
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: were both interested in instead of having to find out

778
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: what we're interested in before we could do that. That's

779
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: pretty cool and really kept the date flowing. I feel

780
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: like that would be easier to go on a date

781
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: with someone that was like a friend of yours casual

782
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: coins are not. It'd be easier because you guys kind

783
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: of know each other well comfortable, but also it would

784
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: always be in the back of my mind like, if

785
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: we continue, this is going to ruin our friendship. Yeah,

786
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I just thought we've known each other for

787
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: so long, and I figured we've been through a lot

788
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: of stuff as like a group of friends and stuff,

789
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: and I thought that we'd be able to handle this.

790
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean even at the end of the day, we

791
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: both ubered home separately, but we shared a kiss and

792
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: did he like kiss you or did you try and

793
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: kiss him? It was kind of a mutual thing, like

794
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: we went to hug each other and just kind of

795
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 1: ended up kissing. So what do you think happened? I don't.

796
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,439
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because we're friends and he thinks it's gonna

797
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: get weird, But I mean it is weird already because

798
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: he doesn't talk to me anymore and he asked you out,

799
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: so he shouldn't really be thinking that it's going to

800
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: get weird. I mean, he kind of brought it on himself. Yeah,

801
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: and that's why I'm confused. I mean, even after the date,

802
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: he was trying to text me for a week, and

803
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: now it's been you know, a week, and I haven't

804
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: heard anything, nothing at all. Yeah, And I even I

805
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: hit up some of our mutual friends that he's close to,

806
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: and I kind of told them what was going on,

807
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: and they didn't seem to have any idea what was

808
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: going on, either because he hasn't been contacting them, or

809
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: if he has, he's not talking about our date or

810
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: what happened at all, all right, well we'll play a song,

811
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: come back and call him and get your first date

812
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: followup right for this, Okay, right in the middle of

813
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: your first date follow up, and before we do anything,

814
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: just realized that entire first part of today's first date

815
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,919
Speaker 1: follow up, I was calling the woman who's not getting

816
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: a call back Amanda. Her name is Amara, my bad.

817
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Amara went out on a date with her friend. I

818
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: guess they've known each other for about three years, and

819
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: you weren't super super close, more like casual friends. Yeah,

820
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: we you know it hung out with groups of friends

821
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: and stuff, and it's always just been you know, the

822
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: casual no nothing intimate dating before. But you've known each

823
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: other for about three years. He finally asked you out,

824
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: and you guys went out to have some drinks and

825
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: you said it went really well. You even shared a

826
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: kiss with each other at the end of the night,

827
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: and then went your separate ways. But now he stopped

828
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: talking to you, and you guys were texting for like

829
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: a week and then he just stopped, or did it

830
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,959
Speaker 1: kind of trail off. He just stopped because we were

831
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: texting in the morning and at night at least, and

832
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: we typically had a few texts in between, and it

833
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: just went from that happening to nothing. Well, maybe he

834
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: started dating somebody. Yeah, I mean I don't know. I

835
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: just I don't know why he couldn't just tell me. Well,

836
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: we will call him right now and see if we

837
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. Okay, I'm gonna die

838
00:42:46,560 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: his phone number. Here we go, soo him, I speak

839
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: to Patrick? Please, you got him? What's up? Patrick? How

840
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: are you? This is the Jewil Show. My name's Jewbil,

841
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: Min's Alex, my name's Evan, and it's the Jewil Show. Okay, Um,

842
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Okay, well let me

843
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: tell you the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. It

844
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: consists of me, and we already introduced ourselves. My name

845
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: is Jewel, and I'm Alex and I'm Elishevin. Yeah. So

846
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: those are the three people on the phone with you

847
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: right now, okay, And we're calling you because we do

848
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: a segment on the show called the First Date follow Up.

849
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with

850
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: someone and then they end up not calling you back,

851
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: you can email us to figure out what happened. And

852
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: that's why we're calling you. All right. Well, I haven't

853
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: email you, guys, and I haven't been out on a

854
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: date with anybody that hasn't called me back, So I

855
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 1: don't know why you guys are calling with me not you.

856
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: It's like where if somebody goes out on a date

857
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: with someone and doesn't get a call back, they can

858
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: email us and then we called that person, which is

859
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: you in this instance. Yeah, So is there somebody that

860
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: you went on to do with that you stopped talking to? Yeah, yeah,

861
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: yeah there is. Yeah, Yeah, that definitely is. Is her

862
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: name Amara? Yes it is. Well, I don't know how

863
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: good you are putting two and two together. If you're

864
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: a great detective, then you can probably tell that we're

865
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: calling because Amara emailed us and said that she really

866
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: enjoyed going out with you, and now you've stopped talking

867
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: to her and she has no idea why. Yeah, it's

868
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: it's it sucks. It's unfortunate. But um, we've known each

869
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: other for a long time and she's great and we

870
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: had a great date. But you know, she did something

871
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: that just made me uncomfortable. Um, she does something that

872
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: made you uncomfortable? What do you mean by that? Um?

873
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: Well she Um, you know, I don't even want to

874
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: talk about. I don't want I don't want to you know,

875
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: put her put her business out there or anything. But

876
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: a friend of ours, mutual friend ross Um, texted me

877
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: and told me that that Amara texted him for a

878
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: booty call and as it already after we started going out.

879
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: So you wait, you mean she started texting one of

880
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: your mutual friends after you started talking to her. Yeah,

881
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: that's exactly what she started doing, but like more than

882
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: a normal friend text. Yeah, like she's interested in your friend. Well,

883
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: he thought that's what she was doing, you know, he

884
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: just like thought he was she was setting him up for,

885
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: you know, to get together. I mean maybe a booty

886
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: call or something like that. You know. So I just

887
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: that hurt me a little bit. Yeah, I mean I

888
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: guess if I was talking to someone and they were

889
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: a friend of mine for a while and then they

890
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: just started texting another friend of mine wanting to go.

891
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: Are you sure it was romantic and she wasn't just

892
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: being friendly with another one of your friends? Well I

893
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: don't think so, he said. He didn't really used to

894
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: get that from her at all. And Knuda, we had

895
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: started dating, which is why he's got in touch with me,

896
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: And let me know about it. Huh, all right, Well,

897
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: I would like I'd be curious if it was her

898
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: antic or if she was just like a normal friend texting,

899
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't you. Oh yeah, I'm curious about that for sure. Great,

900
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: then we can ask her because she's actually on the

901
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: phone and has been listening to this conversation and wants

902
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Hey, Patrick, Hi, I don't understand.

903
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm confused as to what the problem is. I'm kind

904
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: of shocked that this is why you're not texting me.

905
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: Oh why would it be shocked? I mean, you're you're

906
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: talking to somebody else. So we just started dating. I

907
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: mean we went on one day and Russ is a

908
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: friend of both of ours, and I just sent him

909
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: some messages. I'm just a friendly person. I I don't

910
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: understand his thought was that you wanted to hook up

911
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: with him. Well, I honestly think Russ is cute and

912
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 1: I think you're cute too, So I don't see why

913
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: I can't talk to both of you. All right, awkward,

914
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's great, that's great. But the fact

915
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: that we know each other, you don't think that's a

916
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: little strange that Russ and I know each other. I

917
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: mean that's fine, it doesn't matter. Like I'm just I'm

918
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: gonna talk to whoever I want. I don't care if

919
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: you guys know each other or not. I'm good, guys,

920
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm good. No, I guess you need anything else? Well,

921
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: yes I do. I need to ask if you'll go

922
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: out with Amara on another date. We will pay for it.

923
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: Oh that that would be a big note and he

924
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: hung up the phone. I guess you know why. I

925
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: think they call that a homie hopper. Yeah, probably shouldn't

926
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, they talk about it. Yeah, and then

927
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: they just make fun of you, yeah, for trying to

928
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: hook up with every single one of your friends. Yeah,

929
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: it's usually it's usually not a good thing. Well, I mean,

930
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have a good time. I'm you know,

931
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: not old yet. You know what that's messed up because

932
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: like it's okay for men to do it, but it's

933
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: not okay for women to do it. I don't think

934
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: it's okay. It is that though. Oh yeah, no, the

935
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: stigma is fine. Like dudes can see round, dudes can

936
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: do whatever, but when pimps, right, But then if girls

937
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: do it, their hose right, I don't I've never thought

938
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: I've always that's always bugged me. That's always bugged me.

939
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: I don't think there should be a double standard. If

940
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: you want to go out and try to date your

941
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: friends tomorrow, go for it. Yeah, do you ye? Do

942
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: you do them do? Whoever? Thanks guys, I appreciate you. Yeah,

943
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean clearly, Patrick's just a little too lame over

944
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: there with his like I don't even understand his judgmental

945
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: has lost good luck with Russ, right, Russ, thank you? Yeah,

946
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm gonna see if he wants to

947
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: hang out tonight. Yeah, it's all him that Yeah, tell

948
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: him that I will. And Patrick doesn't know it yet,

949
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: but Russ and I have hooked up before. I was

950
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: just checking out other options. Jubils first day follow up

951
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show on demand. Everyone can relate to this feeling. Right,

952
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: you have an important company meeting on zoom. It's a

953
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: jewel show, and even though you can't be in the

954
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: office because of a global pandemic or whatever, you still

955
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: got to get up and look presentable. That's already annoying. Yeah,

956
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: but then halfway through the meeting you notice that everybody

957
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: is staring at you because you forgot that you had

958
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: a date night with your blow up to all Margie

959
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: last night, and she's still sitting at the dinner table

960
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: behind you, wearing practically nothing, with that surprised look on

961
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,959
Speaker 1: her face. So you turn off your camera real quick

962
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: so that you can deflate Margie, put her back in

963
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: her toe, and put her back in the garage. But

964
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: before you start doing that, of course, Marjie wants to

965
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: make out, and oh oh man, who can resist Margie? Right,

966
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: So you give in, only to realize that you forgot

967
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: to turn the camera off and now everybody's watching you

968
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: make out with Margie on your company meeting. It's super embarrassing,

969
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: and it happens all the time. Well, thanks to Zoom

970
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: and some of those stories that have come out around

971
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: awkward Zoom moments, it's not too far off that you

972
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: would see somebody making out with their blowd all Margie.

973
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: A new survey asked people for the most annoying things

974
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: that happen on Zoom, and we'll go over some of

975
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: the top answers. This one is really annoying when everybody

976
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: tries to talk at the same time. It's it's also

977
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: funny too, what happens on the show. Sometimes it does

978
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, you'll go okay, and we'll start

979
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: talking again the same time. Yeah, it's like a meeting

980
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: will last so much longer on Zoom because of that.

981
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: And then someone I think I heard somebody say something,

982
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: that somebody say something, and then all of a sudden,

983
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: everybody's quiet, even the person who said something. Everybody stays quiet,

984
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: and the whole time it could have been done in

985
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: an email. Yes, it could have another thing. According to

986
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: the survey of the most annoying things that happen on Zoom,

987
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: you can't hear someone but don't want to ask them

988
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: to repeat it again. That happens a lot with our

989
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: boss because he's very wordy sometimes and so like, I

990
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: didn't hear word he said, and we'll look around the

991
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 1: people that are actually in the same room, like should

992
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: we Now we shouldn't ask him what he said, which

993
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 1: was us not our head. The funny thing about those

994
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: meetings is our boss will email me afterwards and be like, hey,

995
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: remember when I said bola, And I'm like, dang it,

996
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: I think that's the part that I miss. Yeah, that's funny.

997
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: Brad Nolan are executive producer. By the way, he's sitting

998
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: in here with us talk about the zooming because he's

999
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: on Zoom meetings all day. But you had a really

1000
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: great meeting recap from a meeting we had the other

1001
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: day on Zoom because it started off with our boss

1002
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: going like, hey, how are you guys doing? I saw

1003
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: there was a storm out there. How are things at

1004
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: the house? And you're meeting recap that you sent actually

1005
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: said first thing. We talked about how Alex is doing

1006
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: and the house was and if the storm affected anything.

1007
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: Through the whole list of all this conversation in that email,

1008
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: I thought it was hilarious. That is we're going over

1009
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: a well that's all I read about. I I just

1010
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: read that partner. I was like, that's kind of funny.

1011
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm not reading the rest. We're going over the top

1012
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: annoying things that happen on Zoom. According to a new survey,

1013
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: when your video freezes, obviously that's annoying. Actually it is

1014
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: something like funny sometimes when the video freeze is because

1015
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: other facial expressions and I'll get a picture of it.

1016
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: And then I said him to him, was like love you. Yeah,

1017
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: I post my story later. Yeah, it's pretty funny when

1018
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: people get frozen right in the middle of saying something

1019
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: and you take a picture of it so you can

1020
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 1: use it against them later. Another thing that people say

1021
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: is one of the most annoying things that happens on

1022
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: Zoom when you talk for a while and then realize

1023
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: you're on me. Oh yeah, it is not just you

1024
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: annoying yourself because you don't know how to use the software. Yeah,

1025
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: it really is, like I can't hear you. Another thing

1026
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: that people list as the top annoying things that happen

1027
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 1: on Zoom struggling to share your screen. That man, Oh,

1028
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: and the older people in your office if you have

1029
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: a Zoom meetings, Yeah, they cannot figure it out. I

1030
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: was on a Zoom call the other day with a

1031
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: woman who was a little bit older, and she could

1032
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: not figure out Zoom at all, and she kept having

1033
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: to have her assistant come in and fix everything. That

1034
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: someone was like, hey, can you do this, and she

1035
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: would just look at the screen and go, I'm doing

1036
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to press this button, then this button, then

1037
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,439
Speaker 1: this button. They're like no, just kid enter or she's

1038
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: just like I'll be right back, and then all of

1039
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: a sudden, you see her assistant sit in front of

1040
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: the computer and start doing she comes back. It must

1041
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: be so hard for them, really must. Yeah, the vintage

1042
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: crowd goes into full panic when it's screen share time.

1043
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like older people, which I like to call

1044
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: vintage because that's I guess. Yeah, that is nicer than

1045
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: saying the olds. As soon as they have to hit

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00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: the screen share button and there's prompts on the screen,

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00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,919
Speaker 1: they're like good and you just see their face. Yeah,

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00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't am I click at that or thank click

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00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: who's doing the clicking? I don't know what's going on.

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00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: Another thing that people say is one of the most

1051
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: annoying things that happens on Zoom, thanks to everybody using

1052
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: Zoom now because of COVID, when Zoom crashes and you

1053
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: have to log back on. Obviously, that's annoying when it crashes.

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00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: But I look at every single negative in life as

1055
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: an opportunity. Okay, so when Zoom crashes for me, I'm out.

1056
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm done with me. Sometimes I'll make it crash on purpose.

1057
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: Sorry again, get back on, But like I'll just do

1058
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: it from the from the road on a phone call,

1059
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: and then you can just drive and go wherever. You

1060
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: want with text in fun six one. What's one of

1061
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: the most annoying things that happens to you on Zoom

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00:53:54,719 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little secret. Remember,

1063
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: if you want to tell us a dirty little secret,

1064
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: all you have to do is text in four one

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00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: or six one and tell us you have a dirty

1066
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: little secret. And you can come on the air and

1067
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: tell us whatever. And you can feel free to say

1068
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want because everybody remains anonymous. We don't even

1069
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

1070
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Taco Bell Hot Sauce again, Yeah,

1071
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: making a comeback. It is on the phone to tell

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00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,479
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. I apparently I like Taco

1073
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: Bell Hot Sauce way too much because I think I've

1074
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: used that two or three times now for someone's name.

1075
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: But whatever, this is the second time he tac hot sauce.

1076
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great, And that's that's a great

1077
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: nickname for me because I also love Taco Bell hot sauce. Yeah,

1078
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: you are you yourself? Are you a fan of the

1079
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: repercussions of Taco Bell hut sauce? Um? You know, I'll

1080
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: take you know, I'll sacrifice. I really like it, all right,

1081
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? So, I mean, I

1082
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: don't think it's I don't know. I guess I people

1083
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: feel differently about this, but I we're, um, I don't know.

1084
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: We're a lot of makeup. I like doing it. I'm

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00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: an artist and I think of my body. It's kind

1086
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: of like a canvas. So I you know, in my

1087
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: face and I use a lot of contouring, and you know,

1088
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: some people just think that maybe how much I put

1089
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: on is a little excessive, but I think it's fun. Okay,

1090
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: so what do you what do you mean by that? Like,

1091
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: I know, contouring is like a common thing. So you know,

1092
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: you contour like your cheekbones and things like that for

1093
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: you guys in the room here, I never knew what

1094
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: contouring was. Alex showed me. Yeah, okay, so you guys

1095
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: know what it is. I still don't know. Oh you

1096
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: don't know? Okay. So contouring is when you have bronzer,

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00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: which is like a dark like you know, it's like

1098
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: a set powder or something. Yeah, and then you play

1099
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: darker than your skin. Yeah. You put on certain areas

1100
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: of your face to keep you create shadows, yes, to

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00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: make your face appear like a different shape or to

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00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: look better. Right, some people can make their face look

1103
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: totally different. Yeah, I didn't know what it was. Well,

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00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: I mean that was plastic surgery. But Alex showed me,

1105
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: showed me videos on YouTube of people doing contouring. Yeah,

1106
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: and it's crazy the difference that it can make. That's

1107
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: the way they can make their cheeks and everything look different.

1108
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: So is that what you do to your face? I mean, yeah,

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00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: I use my face if you know, in the summer,

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00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: if I'm wearing a dress, or you know, I'm wearing

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00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: a spaghetti sharp top, I'll do it on my shoulders,

1112
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: you know, I'll use like highlighter and you know, make

1113
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: my muscle look better. Okay, yeah, I could even make

1114
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: myself a little you know, more well endowed and no

1115
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: doubt highlighter, doubt well endowed. What do you mean by that? Confused?

1116
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: Because I was actually thinking the same thing. I was like, oh,

1117
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: maybe I should learn to contour, because maybe I could

1118
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: make some things on my body look better. I was

1119
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: thinking to do abs. Yeah, well, I mean, like you know,

1120
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: my breasthts. Oh oh right, it does look bigger seeing

1121
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: that too. You can put shadows you can create shadows, yeah,

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00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: threatening the middle. You put them on the top, like

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00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: where the cleavage would be right to make it look

1124
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: appearance of Evigan. I didn't do underneath. They It is

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00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: amazing what you guys can do with contouring though, Seriously,

1126
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: Like you go home with a woman and you think

1127
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: that you think it's like a like a tent, like

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: you think it's like Kim Kardashian, and then when the

1129
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: makeup and everything comes off, it's Danny de Vito. How

1130
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: is this guy doing? So? I say, take a girl swimming,

1131
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: girl swimming, that's funny. Um. I actually am Danny Divito.

1132
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: That's why you guys use that name. Yeah. Has a

1133
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: guy ever ever called you out on the fact that you,

1134
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: you know, do the contouring and wear the makeup in

1135
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: a certain way. Yeah, yeah, Um I have been called

1136
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: down on it before, and I just explain him that,

1137
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's fun for me, and I think

1138
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: it's fun to use my body, you know, make myself

1139
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: look look different. I don't see any problem with that,

1140
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: not at all. People wear all kinds of things to

1141
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: make themselves look better. You know what's wrong with You

1142
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: can do your makeup so you that it looks better.

1143
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't see a problem with it at all.

1144
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: I wish I could I wear Amax shoes just to

1145
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: be toola. Yeah, I who wear platforms could get like

1146
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: a face tattoo. You could do it. Oh, don't tempt me.

1147
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: I alright, it really doesn't, because I brought it up

1148
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: a few times, Like, what do you think about a

1149
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: face tattoo? What would you get? I don't know. I'm

1150
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: not sure. Okay, I thought we were moving on talking

1151
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: about what he would get. Thank you for your dirty

1152
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: little secret text in four one or six one? What

1153
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: should get as a face tattoo? Oh? Come on, what's

1154
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret?