1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: The Jewil Shower, Ladies and justice, is the moment you've 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: waited for. The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: at the front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake 4 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: the world, and we're gonna do it in style. It's 5 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: time for the best Ready go you've heard in a 6 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: while the Jews Show. Not to freak anybody out, but 7 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: it's only sixteen days until x Moss whoa the Birth 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: of Christ? Yes, sixteen days until Christmas. If you haven't 9 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 1: done your shopping yet, there's probably a lot of people 10 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,639 Speaker 1: stressed out. I mean, sixteen days isn't that close. Yeah, 11 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: but there's a lot of people who finish their shopping early. 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: There's some people. The people that bother me are the 13 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: ones that finish their Christmas shopping the day after the 14 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: last Christmas. They're already that prepared. You know those people 15 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: some sales, you know, that's how I do it for holidays. Holidays, well, 16 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: one in eight people I have already finished their Christmas 17 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: shopping and the average person is buying gifts for six 18 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: people this year. That is a lot. I finished my 19 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: stopping this year already. I know Alex has done. I'm 20 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: not even close to done, but I did start the 21 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: other day, I ordered something on Amazon and I almost 22 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 1: lost it when they showed up. So it was it's 23 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: something that it's for Alex. Alex and I are married. 24 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: I'm not just hanging out at home with her and 25 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: her gifts are showing up that Alex and I are married. 26 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: If you didn't know that. We always have to say 27 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: that because some people don't know. But I ordered something 28 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: on Amazon for her, yeah, right, and it said it 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: was going to be delivered that day, and it was 30 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,559 Speaker 1: a bigger item, and so I, you know, said, okay, cool, 31 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: you can deliver it between these times. And then we 32 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: got home from work and I had to go to 33 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: the bathroom, sit down type, you know, yeah, And so 34 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom and then I hear the doorbell 35 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: ring and it the thing, Oh no, Alex was there. 36 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: Alex was there, and I'm like, oh no, I gotta 37 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: get the door. But also I'm kinda in the middle 38 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: of something, and so I'm like, oh my god, and 39 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. Alex was outside the door, 40 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, oh, I wasn't outside the door. 41 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: So what happened and was like he knocked the door 42 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: or ring the doorbell, and then my fifteen year old 43 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: daughter was at home, so she opened it and I'm 44 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: in the office, which is right by the door. Yeah, 45 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 1: the bathroom door. That's what I meant by the door, 46 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: like Alex was outside the bathroom. Oh, I got you. 47 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: The guy came to the door and he was like, hey, 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: did you guys order a blah blah blah blah blah 49 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: blah blah. And I can hear the conversation in the bathroom, 50 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: and I'm like, he said it. He said the actual items, 51 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: because most most delivery people don't even know what it 52 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: is exactly. And so I was in the bathroom and 53 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: I hear the guy going, yeah, I'm here with and 54 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, stop from the bathroom, but nobody can 55 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: hear me. Shut up. Yeah, I knew that it was 56 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: something that Jewil bought me for Christmas. And then you know, 57 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't know, so like as he's like, hey, 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: did you guess by that? And he started like, you know, 59 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: talking about it, and I'm like I'm like walking away, well, 60 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: and even the mailman should know it's Christmas time exactly. 61 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: I didn't actually hear what he said, because um, what 62 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: I thought that, he said. I told a jubil and 63 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 1: he said it wasn't what. It wasn't right, But yeah, 64 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: he said it was like something like some big thing 65 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: for the laundry room or area or something like. He 66 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: might think it's for that, but it might be separate. 67 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you got me a washing machine. But 68 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: I had to pinch it off and run out there 69 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: because and then I was mad because I thought that 70 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: he told her. I'm like, I'm gonna go out tears. 71 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: Did you just screwed up my whole thing? You know what. 72 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: I'm waddling around the house because I didn't finish up everything. 73 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: That was very awkward though. Wow. The average price if 74 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: you're wondering about Christmas gifts this year that people will 75 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: spend on their presence three hundred and thirty two dollars 76 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: total people No, no presence for six people at three 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: hundred twenty dollars total. Wow. The top things that people 78 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: will be buying five food and drinks for people, books, 79 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: exerciense equipment, YEP, exercise equipment. Something you gotta be careful with. 80 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: You have to know that they want it right right. 81 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: You have to have a partner or whoever you're buying 82 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: the workout stuff for that you know will appreciate that. Well, 83 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: thank you. I've been wanting a treadmill. Yeah, I don't 84 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: like working out, and you just bought me a treadmill. 85 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: What are you trying to tell me? Exactly? It's like, oh, hey, fatty, 86 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: I think you should work out. Number four on the 87 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: list of household items will also be a big gift. 88 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: That's a good gift. Three fashion accessories. I can always 89 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: do the fashion accessories. Definitely, Number two clothing. Yeah, but 90 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: things like my favorite number one gift cards. It's the 91 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: number one thing. It also says they're also the number 92 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: one thing that people want this year. Yeah, I mean 93 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 1: like people like gift cards. Yeah. Why is that though, 94 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: because they can get what they actually want. Can you 95 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: just give me the money? Yeah, money's fine too, Yeah, 96 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: because they would rather have cash. Yeah, they have cash. 97 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: People would rather have cab, don't have suspended it one soul. Yeah, 98 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: and then you don't think about what they want. I 99 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: feel like people don't want to do that though, they 100 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 1: because they feel like if they just give you cash, 101 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: either they have to be your grandparent or they it's 102 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: like not thoughtful enough. But I think we're fine giving 103 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: people cash. But it's still fine text in four one 104 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: or six one? Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? 105 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: And um also, if you want the address here so 106 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: you and send us to cash that you're gonna guess 107 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 1: your Christmas we will accept that too. The Jewils Show 108 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio Jebils Dirty Little Secret on 109 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: the new Hits at one oh six point one. It's 110 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four 111 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a secret to 112 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: get off your chest, you can say whatever it is 113 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: and we'll let you tell it on the air, and 114 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 1: we will always keep you anonymous. That is our promise 115 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, yeah, that's a Jewbil Show promise. We 116 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: will not judge you unless you need to be judged, 117 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 1: and we don't ever ask what your identity is. We 118 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous 119 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: nickname and on the phone to tell us a dirty 120 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: little secret. Right now, Paula Abdul, I know what's up, 121 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: Paula Abdul, crazy too? Would that be crazy? Ol? Lady? Wow, Paula. 122 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: So that's a great name. Yeah, that's your name. Yeah, 123 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: that's your name, paul A Duel. It sounds like you've 124 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: been taking up smoking in these past few years. Paul 125 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 1: ab Yes, that's correct. What song did she come out with? 126 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: She was a singer, right, yeah, yeah, Pulo, what song 127 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: would you come out with? Uh? Straight up? Now tell 128 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: me straight up? Now, damn it? Do you really want 129 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: to love me forever? How? Hit and Run? How's em 130 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: scat cat doing? Anyway? It was one of the music videos. 131 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:27,600 Speaker 1: Oh anyway, paul Abduel, what's your dirty little secret? So? Uh, 132 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: a little embarrassing, but I you know, I had lost 133 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 1: my job a few years back, and I was really, 134 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: you know, struggling for money. Oh god, what did you 135 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: do for money? Bill's got to get paid. I had to. 136 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: I had to do what I had to do. Have 137 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: I seen you on a street corner? All we've all 138 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: had to do that. I can't tell you how many dumpters, 139 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: dumpsters I've slept in, you know what I mean. No, 140 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: let's let's just say I made several deposits into a bank. 141 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: Oh all right, bank, you're not talking. You're not talking 142 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: a bank where you put cash you don't even want. 143 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so yeah, I I did it. I went 144 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: to a sperm bank, and I don't need it a 145 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,119 Speaker 1: little bit. I've always wanted to do that, not because 146 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 1: I want people to use it, but I just want 147 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: the experience to do it. I'm I'm interested in everything, right, 148 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 1: and I always want to go in there because I 149 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: know they have little rooms, and I know there's other 150 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: people when they're doing the exact same I think it 151 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: would be hilarious. Oh is that what would get you 152 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: like to do it? Like? It's actually really weird because 153 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: you don't need the money, no, and you don't need 154 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: to save it. I don't want to, so that's just weird. 155 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: It's just funny to me. I think it'd be hilarious 156 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,239 Speaker 1: to walk out at the same time someone else doesn't 157 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: be like, I know what you just did. By the way, 158 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: I did the same thing. I think it'd be funny. 159 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: So it was a little creep out and you're my husband. 160 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you get to go home to that 161 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: to night as I sure do. Yeah, thanks for reminding 162 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: me hilarious. Was it hilarious when you went to the 163 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: sperm bank Paula Abduel and deposits? So I mean, at 164 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 1: the time, I gotta say it was professional, and it 165 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: was quick and easy, you know, and it was great. 166 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: It's it's myself, you know what I mean, it's quick. Okay. 167 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: So hey, paula question for you. Yeah, so I'm kind 168 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 1: of assuming that you're you know, you're what is it? 169 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: Donation is going towards people who can't maybe have kids? 170 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: So is it kind of like is that kind of 171 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: crazy thing about that you could have like a million 172 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: kids running around and you don't know any of them. Well, 173 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: that's that's what That's what helps me a little bit 174 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: because every now and then I do think, you know, 175 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: do I have a child out there? You know? Or 176 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: do I have ten children out there? You know? Whatever? 177 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: You read all these stories about you know, uh, them 178 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: reconnecting with their family, and all of a sudden he's 179 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,959 Speaker 1: got like twenty kids. Wow. Yeah yeah, and like these 180 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: kids find out, Yeah, these kids find out that they 181 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 1: were donated and they go to look for like their 182 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: biological parents. That's a legit thing, it is. Yeah. Well, 183 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: thank you, Paul Abduel. We found out a lot of 184 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: things today, a lot of things. Did you know they 185 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: don't even accept my spoem because I'm ginger what. Yeah, 186 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,719 Speaker 1: they don't want ginger people's spoone No, real way. I 187 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: don't know if it's a fact that the automatically bullied 188 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: at school or whatever. But wait, is it like something 189 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 1: like for real? Yeah, that's for real. No, they just 190 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: don't want ginger people. That's prejudice. That's the word that 191 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,679 Speaker 1: is so bizarre. Yeah, like just take it anyways, and 192 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,839 Speaker 1: just like if you don't want to throw it in 193 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: the trash, right, yeah, just take it anyway and make 194 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: them feel good that four one or six one? Do 195 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 1: they allow red redheaded swimmers at the sperm bank? Or 196 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 1: are you not allowed to donate if you're redheaded? I mean, 197 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: you know, people don't like step children. Oh my god, 198 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,960 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand 199 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio New Hits one six point one. First 200 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: day follow up. These kind of first day follow ups 201 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: are always the most interesting to me. What are ones 202 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: where someone goes out on a date with a person 203 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 1: more than once and then that person goes them Oh, 204 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: you know, the multiple time, the multiple dater, The multiple 205 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: date follow up happened this time? Yes, the multiple date 206 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:13,599 Speaker 1: follow up. Landon is on the phone and apparently he 207 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Anna. They've been out 208 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: twice and then all of a sudden, she just dropped 209 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: off the face of the earth. I'm kidding, No, I'm not. 210 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ghosted, Yes, ghosted. Hey, Landon, do you think 211 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: that's what happened if she went for a walk and 212 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 1: then actually fell off the side of the earth. Are 213 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: you a flat earther? I mean no, I'm gonna go 214 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,200 Speaker 1: ahead and deny that, but yeah, no, it feels that 215 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,199 Speaker 1: way for sure, completely out of nowhere. So your email 216 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: said that you guys have been out on two dates. Yeah, 217 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: that's right. Okay, So what did you do on your 218 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: first date? So the first time was like middle of 219 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 1: the day. Were bought at work and it was like 220 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: like we were breaking for coffee. So it was like limited, 221 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: you know, low stakes, very casual. And where did you 222 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: guys meet? Um, well, coffee shop, like close to both 223 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,400 Speaker 1: right in the middle of both of our where we work. 224 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: I think she met Like how did you meet her 225 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: to go out with her in the first place? Oh no, no, no, 226 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: we met on on on a dating app. And then 227 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: so then you met the first time at the coffee shop. 228 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Okay, things went really well. I mean 229 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: well enough to to get a like to want to 230 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 1: go on something with a little bit more, you know, yeah, 231 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: love stakes state to high stakes state. Right, what was 232 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: the high stakes state? Then? Uh? We went to a 233 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: Greek place that I really like. How did the date 234 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,839 Speaker 1: go when you guys went to dinner? Oh, I mean, 235 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,319 Speaker 1: like I thought it went great. That's the weirdest part. 236 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 1: That's why I got in touch with y'all, is because 237 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:45,079 Speaker 1: I had no indication. I'm trying. I'm like racking my 238 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: brain over what went wrong, you know, like I've been. 239 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: You know how it is. You replay the conversation in 240 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: your head, the moves in your head, over and over, 241 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 1: trying to figure out what went wrong, and I just 242 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: can't place anything. I can't think of anything that went wrong. 243 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, kind of first date, jitters. I know, 244 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 1: it wasn't really our first date, but it certainly felt 245 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 1: like one. And maybe I'm a little concerned that I 246 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 1: had too much to drink. I didn't really feel like 247 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: I did. You know. I took an uber home and 248 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: was a little stumbling getting up the stairs. So I'm 249 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: just wondering if maybe that would do Yeah, that could 250 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,679 Speaker 1: be annoying. So you say, you're replaying the conversation, do 251 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: you remember most of it? No? No, No, I did, 252 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: I definitely do. I mean it was it was good then, 253 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,840 Speaker 1: like we we connected on things that I wasn't expecting 254 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: us to connect about, Like I brought up um, like 255 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: I'm not huge in stock trading, but I do a 256 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: little bit and i'd definitely been discovering it. And it 257 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 1: turns out that she is too, so wee yeah right, 258 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,079 Speaker 1: and totally did not see that coming and actually got 259 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 1: some good advice. So I mean I'm very attractive. Yeah, 260 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: I mean that's cool. Like if you have a common 261 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 1: interest of someone like that, did you know that she 262 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: was also into the stock market? I had no idea. 263 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,839 Speaker 1: There was no indication. And that's why dating can be fun. 264 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: You find out any things about people and then they 265 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: don't all you back after yeat. So how did the 266 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,280 Speaker 1: second day end? Did you get a kiss or a hug? Goal? Uh? 267 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: We hugged. Yeah, yeah, we hugged, and then we both 268 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 1: got into separate uh like cars. Did you feel like 269 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: going in for a kiss? Uh? No, Actually I don't know. 270 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't feel that I didn't want to, 271 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 1: like pressure, the situation so I just kept it at 272 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: a hug. You must not have been as drunk as 273 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 1: you thought, because normally, if you're that drunk, you'd be like, 274 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: I'm going in for it. Yeah. I think maybe I'm 275 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 1: overly cautious when I'm not drunk. Oh yeah, all right, yeah, 276 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 1: some people are like that too. They go the opposite, 277 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 1: you know. So there's nothing else that you can think 278 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,720 Speaker 1: of other than the fact that you might have drink 279 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: a little bit too much at the Greek restaurant. No, 280 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: the conversation was great. I really I have no idea. 281 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,959 Speaker 1: It's total ghosts. Okay, well, we'll try to figure it 282 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: out for you. I've still I'm standing with She went 283 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: for a walk and we all know the earth is 284 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: flat and all right, no just me, okay, Well, I'll 285 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then we'll call her 286 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 1: and see what's okay, sounds good? Yeah, he fell off 287 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: the face. No, I'm hanging with you. Okay, all right, cool, Well, 288 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 1: don't go for a walk and let's lose you. Now, 289 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 1: stay with us. We'll play a song, come back, and 290 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 1: then we'll get your first date and follow up next 291 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: all right, all right, let's do it. Okay. So we're 292 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: about to call Anna. Agree you one on two dates 293 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: with and see why she all of a sudden stopped 294 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: calling you back. But I wanted to ask you. So 295 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 1: you said, you guys bonded over stocks, like you're into 296 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: the stock market a little bit, and so is she. Yeah, 297 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: do you think maybe she just knows way more than 298 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: you because he said he got some tips from her, 299 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: and she's like, wow, this guy actually doesn't know anything 300 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: about the stock market. I mean, I would think that 301 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: there would be better reasons, bigger reasons to just not 302 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: get in touch with somebody other than that. I don't 303 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: think it's that. I think it's the biggest reason stupid 304 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: to anyway. All Right, So you guys went out on 305 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: two dates, one for coffee, one to this great place. 306 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 1: You think the reason she's not calling you back you 307 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: got a little too drunk or you might have gotten 308 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 1: a little tipsy in your last date and you can't 309 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 1: think of anything else. Um, By the way, how long 310 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: has it been since you talked to her? It's been 311 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: uh like four days now? Four days? Okay? All right, Well, 312 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 1: we'll see if we can figure out for him on 313 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: a dollar phon number right now and find out why 314 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:34,000 Speaker 1: she's not calling you back? Here we go. Hello, Hi, 315 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: May I speak to Anna? Um? This is she Anna? 316 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: How are you? This is the jew Bil Show? Uh? Okay, 317 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: Um what the Jewil It's a radio show? Yeah? Why 318 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 1: are you calling me? So everybody's here? Me Jewel Housewife 319 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 1: Alex free ysh in English? Seven? Okay, what's going on? Well? 320 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: We're calling you today because we got an email about 321 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners who said you could 322 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: hook us up with some hot stock tips and we 323 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: need to know what the hot thing to trade on 324 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,480 Speaker 1: is right now. See how very first I am in 325 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: the stock market? What what I'm I don't you want 326 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 1: tips from the stock market? Like no, I guess I'm confused, Like, yeah, 327 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: that's understandable. I'm confusing. Um Anna, We got an email 328 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: about you from a dude named Landon Okay okay, and 329 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: he told us that you guys went out on two 330 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: dates and he really liked you a lot, and he's 331 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: wondering why you've blown him off since your last date 332 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:53,720 Speaker 1: at the Greek restaurant day. Um, well, I mean does 333 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 1: he I mean to be honest, I just don't want 334 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: to hurt his feelings, like he's the one who emailed us, 335 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: and he wants to know. So if it hurts his feelings, 336 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:08,440 Speaker 1: then you know, it's kind of his fault. It's his man. Okay. Well, 337 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: the first time we met up, we met at a 338 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:17,200 Speaker 1: coffee shop and I was like, there's like the strong 339 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: smell of cologne and I was not sure like if 340 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: it was coming from him or not, but it was 341 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: super pugnant. It was awful, like so much like old man, 342 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 1: you know, so like are you wearing a mask? Right? Yeah? 343 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: And I could still stuck. That's what I'm saying, Like 344 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,520 Speaker 1: it was right because yeah, okay, And so do you 345 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 1: know if it was coming from him or not? For sure? No? 346 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,919 Speaker 1: I didn't. So you know, the conversation was super good, 347 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 1: Like I really did want to go out with him again, 348 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 1: so I did. Yeah, he told us that you guys 349 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: went to a Greek restaurant. He thinks the reason that 350 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,440 Speaker 1: you stopped talking to him was like he got a 351 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: little two tipsy at the restaurant when you guys went out. 352 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I didn't. I didn't think he 353 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 1: did it all. I mean, I just said he was, 354 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: you know, how much a good time? But I just 355 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 1: y'all it was him, and I could not get half 356 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 1: the smell. So he showed up to the restaurant and 357 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: it was that same smell from the coffee shop. Oh yes, 358 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: so it feels like it was more. I could barely eat, 359 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: like it was bad, like I could damn Well, he's horrible. 360 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 1: He gave him a second day, so I'm assuming he 361 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,880 Speaker 1: probably thought you loved the smell on the first day, yeah, 362 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: and then went overboard on the second. You probably woe. No, 363 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,440 Speaker 1: I didn't know. I know, I didn't know was him 364 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 1: It wasn't. So he took a bath in cologne both 365 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: times before meeting you, or maybe all the time. It's bad. 366 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know how you could not notice that. 367 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,120 Speaker 1: Like that's why I was like, I'm just not gonna 368 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: go out with him again, because obviously he doesn't know how. Yeah, 369 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: like his hygiene's in question, you know what I mean? 370 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,439 Speaker 1: Too much cologne is one thing, but also if it 371 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 1: doesn't smell good, it's another. Yeah, So combining as a 372 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: no no, right, right. I wonder if he wears this 373 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,560 Speaker 1: cloone like that all the time, and we should ask him. Yeah, 374 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to ask him, go ahead. 375 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: I'm fun I will. I'll just do it right now 376 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other line listening and wants 377 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh my god. Really yeah, I 378 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: don't smell him. Yeah really, I mean you you had 379 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: to know i'd be listening right Um. No, No, I 380 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:30,120 Speaker 1: didn't actually listen, so wow, Um you could have sward. 381 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: It seems like really easily thick. You easily could have 382 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: said something. I mean, I didn't realize that you smell 383 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: bad listen. I've never received a complaint about that cologne ever, 384 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,719 Speaker 1: So I mean, if you if you maybe are you 385 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: especially sensitive to smells? No, not really, but you definitely 386 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 1: put too much cologne on. I don't know what to say. 387 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: I'm I've never heard that before, and I've been wearing 388 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 1: the same cologne since I was like eighteen. Wow, well 389 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: you're still single. You always know it's kind even wearing 390 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: clone for like, how a landin you sound. You sound 391 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: like you're in your thirties, Is that true? Yeah, it 392 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: might be time to update the cloone. Yeah, well apparently exactly, 393 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,439 Speaker 1: Like like that's the problem is, like I'm not tied 394 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 1: to it, it's just something I do by default. I 395 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: didn't even I had no idea. Okay, Well, at Lantin, 396 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 1: you asked a second ago nobody said anything to you, 397 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,119 Speaker 1: or you said you said a second ago that nobody's 398 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 1: ever said anything to you, probably because that's an awkward 399 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 1: conversation to have, Like, hey man, you put on way 400 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 1: too much clone. I've been around people that put on 401 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,400 Speaker 1: a ton of clone or perfume and it's always really bad, 402 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,239 Speaker 1: but I never have called them out because it just 403 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 1: feels rude. Yeah, yeah, well apparently going on here, I 404 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:53,280 Speaker 1: honestly didn't know, like it's easy to fix. Yeah, one 405 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,399 Speaker 1: or two spreats that. Yeah, I would agree one or 406 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,080 Speaker 1: two sprits, but not that clone, because it's just bad. 407 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: No sprincess of that of that one message heard loud 408 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 1: and clearer. Geez all right, well message heard loud and clearer, 409 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: And would you like to go out on another date 410 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 1: with Landing? We'll pay for it. Well, well, if he 411 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,719 Speaker 1: doesn't wear the cologne, maybe we'll even buy him some 412 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: new cologne. Will we know we won't be I would 413 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,679 Speaker 1: except where that he called me like sensitive to smell 414 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: and like can't even admit that, like it's his cologne, 415 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,160 Speaker 1: Like it's kind of uncool. So I don't really feel 416 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: like going out with him again because I'm sure he's 417 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: going to pick on the same page. You know, it's uncool, 418 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: is just completely ghosting someone and not having the courage 419 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 1: to talk to them about it. So I have no interest. Now, okay, 420 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,360 Speaker 1: all right, so I guess I guess you're both in agree. Hey, 421 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: look at that, there's our answa more common ground between 422 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,640 Speaker 1: you guys, stocks and now the fact that you don't 423 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: want to go out again, you're clearing the air. 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If you haven't done your shopping yet, there's 434 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 1: probably a lot of people stressed out. I mean sixteen 435 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 1: days isn't that close. Yeah, but there's a lot of 436 00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 1: people who finish their shopping early. There's some people. The 437 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: people that bother me are the ones that finished their 438 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,639 Speaker 1: Christmas shopping the day after the last Christmas. They're already 439 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: that prepared. You know, those people some sales. You know, 440 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 1: that's how I do it for holidays. Holidays, Well, one 441 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,360 Speaker 1: in eight people I have already finished their Christmas shopping, 442 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 1: and the average person is buying gifts for six people 443 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 1: this year is a lot. I finished my shopping this 444 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: year already. I know Alex has done. I'm not even 445 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 1: close to done, but I did start. The other day. 446 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: I ordered something on Amazon and I almost lost it 447 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 1: when they showed up. So it was it's something that 448 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: it's for Alex. Alex and I are married. I'm not 449 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: just hanging out at home with her and her gifts 450 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,159 Speaker 1: are showing up that Alex and are married. If you 451 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 1: didn't know that, we always have to say that because 452 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: some people don't know. But I ordered something on Amazon 453 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,679 Speaker 1: for her, yeah right, And it said it was going 454 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,080 Speaker 1: to be delivered that day, and it was a bigger 455 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: item oka, and so I, you know, said, okay, cool, 456 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: you can deliver it between these times. And then we 457 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 1: got home from work and I had to go to 458 00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: the bathroom, sit down type, you know. Yeah. So I'm 459 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,159 Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom and then I hear the doorbell 460 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 1: ring and it's the thing. Oh no, So Alex was there. 461 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,440 Speaker 1: Alex was there, and I'm like, oh no, I gotta 462 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 1: get the door. But also I'm kind of in the 463 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: middle of something, and so I'm like, oh my god, oh, 464 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,119 Speaker 1: and I didn't know what to do. Alex was outside 465 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 1: the door, and I'm like, hey, oh, I wasn't outside 466 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 1: the door. So what happened and was like he knocked 467 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,159 Speaker 1: the door or ring the doorbell, And then my fifteen 468 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: year old daughter was at home, so she opened it. 469 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: And I'm in the office, which is right by the door. Yeah, 470 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: the bathroom door. That's what I meant, by the door, Like, 471 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: Alex was outside the bathroom door. Oh, I got you. 472 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,680 Speaker 1: The guy came to the door and he was like, hey, 473 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: did you guys order a blah blah blah blah blah 474 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 1: blah blah. And I could hear the conversation in the bathroom, 475 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,639 Speaker 1: and I'm like, he said it. He said the actual items. 476 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,919 Speaker 1: Because most most delivery people don't even know what it 477 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: is exactly. And so I was in the bathroom and 478 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 1: I hear the guy going, yeah, I'm here with and 479 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, stop from the bathroom, but nobody can 480 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,879 Speaker 1: hear me. Yeah, I knew that it was something that 481 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,960 Speaker 1: Jubil bought me for a Christmas and then you know, 482 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't know. So like as he's like, hey, 483 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: did you guys by that? And he started like, you know, 484 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: talking about it, and I'm like, I'm like walking away, well, 485 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,880 Speaker 1: and he even the mailman should know it's Christmas time 486 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,959 Speaker 1: exact exactly. I didn't actually hear what he said, because um, 487 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: what I thought that he said. I told a Jubil 488 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,959 Speaker 1: and he said it wasn't what it was wasn't right. 489 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 1: But yeah, he said it was like something like some 490 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 1: big thing for the laundry room or area or something like. 491 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: He might think it's for that, but it might be separate. 492 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you got me a washing machine. But 493 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: I had to pinch it off and run out there 494 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: because I know, I was mad because I thought that 495 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 1: he told her. I'm like, I'm gonna go out task 496 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: I did you just screwed up my whole thing? You 497 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: know what, I'm waddling around the house because I didn't 498 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,680 Speaker 1: finish up everything. Yeah, that was very awkward though. Wow. 499 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: The average price if you're wondering about Christmas gifts this 500 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,320 Speaker 1: year that people will spend on their presence three hundred 501 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: and thirty two dollars total people. No, no, bad presence 502 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: for six people at three hundred twenty dollars total. Wow. 503 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,960 Speaker 1: The top things that people will be buying five food 504 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: and drinks for people, books, exercience equipment yep, exerciense equipment. 505 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,479 Speaker 1: Some you gotta be careful with. You have to know 506 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,840 Speaker 1: that they want it right right. You have to have 507 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 1: a partner or whoever where you're buying the workout stuff 508 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 1: for that you know will appreciate that. Well, thank you. 509 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: I've been wanting a treadmill. Yeah, I don't like working out, 510 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 1: and you just bought me a treadmill. What are you 511 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,679 Speaker 1: trying to tell me exactly? It's like, oh, hey, Fatty, 512 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: I thought this. I think you should work out. Number 513 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 1: four on the list of household items will also be 514 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: a big gift. That's a good give. Three fashion accessories. 515 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,959 Speaker 1: I can always do the fashion accessories desinitely. Number two 516 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: clothing both things like my favorite number one gift cards. 517 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: It's the number one thing. It also says they're also 518 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: the number one thing that people want this year. Yeah, 519 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: I mean like people like gift cards. Yeah. Why is 520 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: that though, because they can get what they actually want. 521 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: Can't you just give me the money? Yeah? Money is 522 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: fine too, Yeah, because they would rather have cash. Yeah, 523 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: they would other have cash. People would rather have cab. 524 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: You don't have suspended it one soul. Yeah, and you 525 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: don't think about what they want. I feel like people 526 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: don't want to do that though. They because they feel 527 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,680 Speaker 1: like if they just give you cash, either they have 528 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 1: to be your grandparent or they it's like not thoughtful enough. 529 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: But I think we're fine giving people cash. It is, 530 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,880 Speaker 1: but it's still fine. Text in four one or six 531 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 1: one and have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? And 532 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: also if you want the address here so you and 533 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 1: send us to cash that you're chas, we will accept 534 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 1: that too. Yeah. The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Everyone. 535 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 1: It's a picture of my enormous, surgically enhanced bum to 536 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: remind all of you to be positive today and remember 537 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: that God loves you. It's The Jewel Show and The 538 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: world is full of social media influencers. You know who 539 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,919 Speaker 1: we're talking about, people that try to inspire you to 540 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: be great or motivated or to pray by posting half 541 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,640 Speaker 1: naked pictures of themselves. Yeah, influencers on social media get 542 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,239 Speaker 1: a lot of likes, but the one thing that they 543 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 1: don't have a lot of brain cells, usually not many. 544 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 1: And that's why it's time for the first ever edition 545 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,120 Speaker 1: of the Jewel Shows Under the Influence. We go around 546 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,880 Speaker 1: the room and share some of the best, most ridiculous 547 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 1: stories involving social media influencers that we found in last 548 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 1: few weeks. And one of them is actually a personal 549 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: story that Alex and I have from a group of influence. 550 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,920 Speaker 1: We'll do that one in just a second, but first, 551 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 1: let's go around there and find out what other social 552 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 1: media influencers have been up to this week so we 553 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: can make fun of them. Okay, it's a good time 554 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: for everybody to gather around. The whole family gathered the 555 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 1: kids around the radio. Let's make fun of influencers. Yes, 556 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,400 Speaker 1: my under the Influence story this week is Pope Francis 557 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 1: is taking a lot of heat for liking a sexy 558 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: Instagram models picture. Oh like the pope, like the big pope, 559 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: like at the head of the Catholic Church. Pope, like 560 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: the one that loves Jesus. Pope not only loves Jesus 561 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 1: if you know the Catholic religion, like has a direct line, 562 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,400 Speaker 1: like he talks to That guy was liking Instagram models pictures. Yeah, 563 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: he's one of the head haunches there and the head 564 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,800 Speaker 1: is taunch. The picture is of Natalia gary Boto Boto 565 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,680 Speaker 1: who that is. Yes, it's her in a sexy schoolgirl 566 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 1: outfit and her bums hanging out. Okay, and is it 567 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: a big fake bum It looks like a pretty big 568 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 1: fake bump, right, so yeah, the Vatican has launched a 569 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 1: probe after the pope's official Instagram account has liked the picture. 570 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: How is the okay? So, do you think the Pope 571 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,640 Speaker 1: actually liked the picture himself? No, because I saw that 572 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 1: his Instagram and social media's ran by a team, So 573 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: I don't think he actually liked it. But someone one 574 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: who's running Instagram liked it. So someone on the pope's 575 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: team that runs the official Instagram for one of the 576 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: biggest dudes in religion, Yeah, liked this sexy picture, which 577 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,480 Speaker 1: is crazy, Like how does that even happen? Don't know. 578 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 1: I'm sure he's getting a lot of you for it. 579 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,720 Speaker 1: I really wish. So the Pope accidentally just logged onto 580 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 1: his own account and was scrolling through. It was like, oh, 581 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 1: that's what I would think, because like he's old. You know, 582 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,000 Speaker 1: he's probably not on Instagram. He's talking to God all 583 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: the time. He's got a lot of things to do, 584 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 1: like a busy man. I needed to go look at 585 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaker 1: this girl's account. You need to like this last picture. 586 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 1: I was like, yo, have you seen the Catholic schoolgirl 587 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: picture Natalia Gravida to Leopo with the big booty. You 588 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: gotta go check it out, man. And the Pope was like, 589 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: all right, well I'll check it all, open up the 590 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,360 Speaker 1: Instagram and then liked it because it didn't realize that 591 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,880 Speaker 1: people can see that. That's funny. That's something you can 592 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: only hope for. Is an influencer. Yeah, yeah, the Pope 593 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: likes your picture. She had a comment on it. She says, 594 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: my mum might hate my ass picks, but the Pope 595 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: be double tapping. So she called the Pope out for 596 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: actually liking the picture. Well, that's something you can only 597 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 1: hope for. As an influencer. Yea to have the pulpe 598 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,840 Speaker 1: like your sexy naked picture, that means you gotta be 599 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,920 Speaker 1: really sexy. Well, and now she has the excuse that 600 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 1: only God can judge her like that, truly, only God 601 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 1: can judge her. She already had a tattooed on her 602 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 1: shoulder blades tramps damp. Yeah, by saying at least I'm 603 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 1: going to heaven exactly, and the pup's like, yes, you are. 604 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 1: My story for Under the Influence this week is about 605 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: an Instagram influencer who has been branded cruel for stripping 606 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: down and laying on top of an elephant. Yeah, so 607 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 1: all for the perfect picture. The pictures that influencers posts 608 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: are ridiculous sometimes, like they go out and it's just, um, 609 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 1: there's an elephant over there. Probably a pretty cool picture, 610 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: but even cooler if I got totally naked and laid 611 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 1: on top of it, don't you see? That'd be like 612 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 1: a powerful thing to say about the human and elephant body. 613 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,160 Speaker 1: And it's like, no, don't do that, don't lay on 614 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: the elephant. Expect then they have to take one hundred 615 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: pictures to get the writing. Oh god, that poor elephant. 616 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,480 Speaker 1: That is Okay, so animal groups are mad about Yes. Yes, 617 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: animal rights campaigners have long urged people not to ride 618 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: elephants anyway, and like the classic you know, animals people 619 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: are very happy. Normally I don't side with Peter because 620 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,160 Speaker 1: I think they're pretty ridiculous. Yes, sometimes, but on this 621 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: I do side with them. She had to lay on 622 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,800 Speaker 1: this elephant, right, which whether that hurts the elephant or not, 623 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to speak elephant. 624 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Right, she's probably small. Who knows how 625 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 1: big her fake booty is. I don't know. I haven't 626 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,800 Speaker 1: seen the picture. What I'm saying is she's probably not heavy, right, heavy, 627 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,479 Speaker 1: yes for the elephant. But the elephant had to sit 628 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: there for probably five hours exactly. Oh my god, when 629 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: is this photoshoper gonna be over? Don't you have enough? Now? Yeah? 630 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 1: Don't you have enough? Are definitely like all of them 631 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: are definitely touching the elephant yea, and seeing the elephants 632 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,560 Speaker 1: like weird, and the elephant wants elephant parts on it? Yeah, 633 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 1: human parts, GIRs get that off side. All I can 634 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 1: think about is like ill for her vagine. Yeah, I 635 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 1: bet that elephant was just in there waiting for it 636 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: to get off. Please stand behind me, because I'm just 637 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: going to keep you right. I'm going to knock you out, 638 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 1: all right. The Pope is liking sexy pictures and elephants 639 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 1: are disgusted. Well, Alex and I actually had a run 640 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: in with some influencers out in the world. Alex and 641 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 1: I had something really ridiculous happened the other day with 642 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: some influencers, right in the middle of under the Influence 643 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: where we'll go around the room and have ridiculous stories 644 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,040 Speaker 1: from influencers. So far, we've learned that the Pope's official 645 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:38,320 Speaker 1: Instagram account liked a sexy photo from a Brazilian Instagram model. 646 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: This other Instagram model is taking a lot of heat 647 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: from mount Or rights groups were posing naked on the 648 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,880 Speaker 1: back of an elephant or a really stupid picture. And 649 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: Alex and I actually had a run in with some 650 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: influencers the other day. Yes, you're gonna be really mad 651 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: about English of it is gonna be very mad about this. 652 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 1: On our side, You're okay, it involve cats. No, it 653 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: involves golf. So for anybod who doesn't know English, Evan 654 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,840 Speaker 1: is a very good golfer, played in college, so you 655 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: know about the game. Yeah, and there's a lot of 656 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: I assume what you're going to talk about is etiquot 657 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: because there's a lot of etiquette that comes with there 658 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 1: is there's a lot of etiquette, and a lot of 659 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,680 Speaker 1: it is kind of stupid sometimes, but oh yeah, mostly 660 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: it's stupid. Mostly it's stupid. Well, anyway, Alex and I 661 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: played golf the other day together, and I'm not going 662 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 1: to etiquette on the golf course. Okay, that's not my personality, 663 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: but I do I, you know, I comply for part yeah, 664 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: for the most part of me. Well, we get to 665 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,440 Speaker 1: this hole, right, and there's this drone flying off of 666 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: the distance. We get to the hole and I'm like, huh, 667 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: weird a drone And then it's a part three, which 668 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 1: if you don't know what part three is, as a 669 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,240 Speaker 1: shorter hole, you should only take three shots to get there. Yeah, right, 670 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: And so I go set up and then I'm like, 671 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,120 Speaker 1: why is that drone off in the distance over there? 672 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 1: Oh okay, someone's like taking pictures of the golf course. 673 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 1: That can happen. And then I turn around. I look 674 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: at the green and there is a group of people 675 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,360 Speaker 1: on there with like little mirrors and lights and taking 676 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: pictures on the green. On the green at a golf 677 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: course from the flags, you're kidding the girls dressed up? 678 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,120 Speaker 1: Oh my people joking, and there was there's about four 679 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 1: girls brought four girls on the green though at the 680 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 1: time there's about too I sweat to gold. Were they 681 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,400 Speaker 1: wearing high heels? Yes, yes, oh, poking holes in the 682 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: green would kill them. And then I'm standing there and 683 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: I yell, I'm like far yeah, like get off the green. Yeah, influencers. 684 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,319 Speaker 1: I can't believe. I don't think the golf course said, hey, 685 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,839 Speaker 1: go ahead and take pictures on the green while other 686 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,200 Speaker 1: golfers are trying to play here. Probably not. They probably 687 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,880 Speaker 1: snuck on, which I know they did. They snuck on 688 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: to take pictures. Part and this isn't the worst part. 689 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,520 Speaker 1: So well, Alex whistles because she can whistle super loud. 690 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,080 Speaker 1: Didn't even turn around, given an example of your whistle. Okay, 691 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,879 Speaker 1: so this is what Alex did after I yelled four 692 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: to try to get them to realize that they were 693 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,399 Speaker 1: trying to get them to realize that they were kind 694 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: of in the way. Alex did that and they didn't 695 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: even turn around, Like they're so narcissistic and into their 696 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: whole influencery selves that they didn't even turn around. So 697 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,239 Speaker 1: yell again, hey move, we're about to hit whatever. Yeah, 698 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: so I finally just hit Yeah, Please tell me you 699 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,280 Speaker 1: hit them? No, I missed. I'm not a good golfer. 700 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,400 Speaker 1: That's why I wish you were with a stab of 701 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,000 Speaker 1: the seven, because you're a good golfer. You would have 702 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: stuck one of them. Are in the last. I mean, 703 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,680 Speaker 1: there was enough of them that at least several of 704 00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,640 Speaker 1: them sauce, and all four of us actually me and 705 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 1: Jubil and my two kids all actually swung hit them 706 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,720 Speaker 1: because that's how long they were not moving far. God, 707 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: that is so bad. There was a couple of them 708 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: that sauce and like we're moving like up the hill, 709 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,719 Speaker 1: like out of the way, and everybody else would just 710 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,400 Speaker 1: kept standing there taking pictures of them and thin like 711 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,560 Speaker 1: they probably even said like hey, there's people golfing, people 712 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,399 Speaker 1: trying to golf here. They didn't move and it was 713 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,560 Speaker 1: the most rude thing ever, Like I would lived. You 714 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,120 Speaker 1: could see them turn around, they're taking pictures in the 715 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: girls around like oh, oh my god, well that, oh 716 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 1: my god. When you got to the green, like did 717 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,919 Speaker 1: they say anything to you or no? They were sitting 718 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: up there and I said I said to them, I 719 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,839 Speaker 1: was like, hey, do they know that you're here yea 720 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,840 Speaker 1: golf course And they're like yeah, And I'm like, really, 721 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,320 Speaker 1: then why are they still sending golfers out, because I 722 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 1: don't think they'd send golfers out with you guys taking 723 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: pictures on the green. And they're like because again, influencers 724 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 1: can't put together a co intence. And then Jebel said 725 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: I don't really care, which I don't know why I 726 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,080 Speaker 1: said that. Be like, but the guys behind me, they're 727 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 1: gonna care. Hold on. And then the girl was like 728 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,279 Speaker 1: like in totally rude way because like I don't want 729 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,239 Speaker 1: to hear you, like, thanks for your in, but I 730 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: didn't need to hear you. Well, what I was saying 731 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: was basically, I'm a terrible golfer. I cared that they 732 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,880 Speaker 1: were there, but like real golfers they were behind us 733 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: was a couple of old dudes, and old dudes on 734 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: a golf course are very angry. Yeah, don't get in 735 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: the way of an old dude. I got through this 736 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: old guy one time, and one time I did a 737 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,600 Speaker 1: practice swing from the like the other side of the green, 738 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,319 Speaker 1: and I grazed the grass and he dropped his club 739 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,239 Speaker 1: and he's like, I could not get some quiet. I'm like, yes, 740 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 1: the cancer, Sorry about that. All I meant was like, 741 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,239 Speaker 1: I don't really care because my golf isn't that great, right. 742 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: I was letting them know that it wasn't cool that 743 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,719 Speaker 1: they were there. But like, if you do that to 744 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 1: a real golfer, you might catch a golf club in 745 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,399 Speaker 1: the face. Well no, And I'm like, you know, I'm 746 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,239 Speaker 1: a decent golfer, So if I'm trying to hit you, 747 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: I might hit you. Yeah, exactly like that. And it's 748 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,480 Speaker 1: not if you're on a golf course, it's not my 749 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,880 Speaker 1: fool if I need Yeah, if you're standing on the 750 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,399 Speaker 1: green taking pictures and not golfing, it's not our fault. 751 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: If we're trying to play our game when you sneak 752 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 1: into the golf course. So I was like, if we 753 00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,799 Speaker 1: hit them, we're gonna get sued. No, you wouldn't, which 754 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,839 Speaker 1: is amazing. Yeah, I know, that's really amazing. It is. 755 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,200 Speaker 1: I wish I was a better golf thing. I wish 756 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:16,840 Speaker 1: we would have kept trying. I know, the Jewil Show. 757 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,360 Speaker 1: If you have any under the Influence stories that you 758 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: want to send us, text in four one six one 759 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 1: or hit us up on Instagram at the Jewel Show 760 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,920 Speaker 1: and maybe we'll share your ridiculous running with an influencer 761 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,280 Speaker 1: in the wild. Pol The Jewil Show on demand only 762 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:36,880 Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio jub show. We've got two Quarantine The jew Show. 763 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,480 Speaker 1: It's time flag. Thank you very much for the COVID 764 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,280 Speaker 1: intro English savan. Yes, that's brand new that was made 765 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:49,560 Speaker 1: from the Grandma's chair. It is The Jewils Show Covid Stravaganza. 766 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,880 Speaker 1: That's right. We're just all at our houses because someone 767 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 1: on the show came down with the rona. Yeah. So 768 00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: the other day, by the way, we can't talk about 769 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,839 Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, I know you guys all want 770 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:02,920 Speaker 1: to know. I know we want to tell you, but 771 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,319 Speaker 1: we can't. Hippa laws. Yeah what is that? That's the 772 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,080 Speaker 1: doctor laws right where you're not supposed to talk about. Yeah, okay, 773 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,479 Speaker 1: so we can't tell you exactly who. But a couple 774 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,320 Speaker 1: of days ago we got a call from our bosses. 775 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 1: I answered the phone and they're like, oh hey, uh yeah, 776 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:25,600 Speaker 1: Orbil Jorbert to say you're lost the Jewil Show. It's Jewel. Yeah. Um, well, 777 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna need you not to come into the studio 778 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,120 Speaker 1: ever again because someone on your show has contracted and 779 00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: tested positive for the coronavirus. I'm not sure if you've 780 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,759 Speaker 1: heard about that. It's a big deal. And anyway, so 781 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,840 Speaker 1: we found out that someone on the show tests are positive, 782 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,719 Speaker 1: so we all have to quarantine. So yeah, they told us, 783 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,239 Speaker 1: so we can't come into work. So we had to 784 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,200 Speaker 1: figure out how to start doing the show from our house. 785 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 1: And that's where we're at right now. So if it 786 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,440 Speaker 1: sounds a little different than normal, that's because we're at home. 787 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,000 Speaker 1: I guarantee you the whole building hates us because here's 788 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: the awkward part. When they told us somebody had COVID 789 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,319 Speaker 1: on our show. We're new to the building. And also 790 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,560 Speaker 1: we have the most people working on the show. I've 791 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,279 Speaker 1: heard people complain like how do they have so many 792 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 1: staff members when we only have two people? You know, like, well, 793 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,279 Speaker 1: because it's the show's syndicated, we have a lot of 794 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,160 Speaker 1: stuff to do. I mean, we work a lot, so 795 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 1: we have staff and I know that people are angry 796 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,880 Speaker 1: about that already. And then after they told us that 797 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,359 Speaker 1: somebody had COVID on our show. Again, we can't tell 798 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,200 Speaker 1: you who because of the hippie laws. They sent out 799 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,040 Speaker 1: an email right away, an all staff email, and it 800 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,760 Speaker 1: was just like someone on the Jewel Show test positive 801 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,040 Speaker 1: for coronavirus. Ye, like we were criminals. I know. I 802 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 1: felt so bad. I've never felt so awkward reading an 803 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,520 Speaker 1: email because it went into detail about how if you 804 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,560 Speaker 1: spend any time around anybody on the show, you also 805 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 1: should go get tested in quarantine. I felt like if 806 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,239 Speaker 1: I had an STD or something the show had like 807 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,840 Speaker 1: her pies and anybody we've walked around in the hallway. 808 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: They're like, if you've listened to the show or walk 809 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,879 Speaker 1: by on the show, you might also have her piece tap. 810 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,840 Speaker 1: Remember if you walk anybody on the Jewel Show, you 811 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,320 Speaker 1: also slept with everybody on the Jewel Show. The person 812 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: who has the coronavirus, it could be me or could 813 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 1: not be me. You're wondering, they are feeling okay, their 814 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 1: symptoms are not bad, yeah, and you can't really tell. 815 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 1: So they are doing okay, which again it could be me, 816 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: but it may not instant. So if you're wondering, we're 817 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 1: just quarantining obviously because we have to. Yeah, it's weird 818 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: because we just talked about the other day because English 819 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,080 Speaker 1: Evan's parents, Yeah, COVID they live in England, so they 820 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,839 Speaker 1: didn't give it to Evan. Yeah, and they're recovered now. 821 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920 Speaker 1: They're doing good, exactly, They're doing a lot better now. 822 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 1: But yeah, I think what Jubil was going to say 823 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 1: is that it makes it a lot more real now 824 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 1: that we actually know someone personally. Or I knew someone 825 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,480 Speaker 1: personally all see my parents, But now we know someone personally. 826 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,399 Speaker 1: It could be any of us. Just keep that in mind. 827 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,520 Speaker 1: I know someone that got it a while back when 828 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,160 Speaker 1: it first started. Other than that, I haven't really known anybody. 829 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 1: Well now someone on the show got it. And so 830 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: we're home and how are you doing Englishman? Because you 831 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 1: live with your grandma and your grandma's grandma. Yeah, when 832 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,520 Speaker 1: I told her the news, I had to be upstairs 833 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,480 Speaker 1: talking to her. I had my mask on and I 834 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,600 Speaker 1: was talking to her about it, and she just immediately 835 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,719 Speaker 1: like put her head in her hands, like oh no, 836 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,160 Speaker 1: like I hope you don't have it or anything. That 837 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,719 Speaker 1: just made me really sad, her hands in her face. Yeah. Well, 838 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,919 Speaker 1: I mean the thing is, though, you know, she's eighty 839 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,280 Speaker 1: seven years old, so she gets the virus, it's probably 840 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,319 Speaker 1: not going to end too well. I always like get 841 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: her groceries, I get her medication that she needs. So 842 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: now it's just a bit more of a stress as 843 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,400 Speaker 1: well because she has an appointment coming up for the 844 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,919 Speaker 1: doctor as well, and it's like, you know, I can't 845 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,800 Speaker 1: take her unless I find out right, yeah, I'm negative 846 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,839 Speaker 1: for the coronavirus. So it's just making things a lot 847 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,080 Speaker 1: more difficult right now. And that's the thing that when 848 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,440 Speaker 1: we heard the news that someone on the show got COVID, 849 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,920 Speaker 1: that was my first thought. I wasn't really worried about 850 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: me or Alex Well. I'm always worried about you English Evan, 851 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,839 Speaker 1: but I wasn't really worried because we're all healthy as 852 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,520 Speaker 1: far as we know, statistically, would probably be fine. But 853 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: then you start thinking about all the other people that 854 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,520 Speaker 1: you work with, some of whom we know have underlying issues. 855 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,359 Speaker 1: You think about you living with your eighty seven year 856 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,080 Speaker 1: old grandma, and you think about the effects that that 857 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,600 Speaker 1: can have on people. Yeah, it makes me think about, like, look, 858 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,440 Speaker 1: whether you think this is all conspiracy or isn't as 859 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,800 Speaker 1: bad as it is. I still think that people should 860 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,640 Speaker 1: do the social distancing and wear a mask out of respect, 861 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,320 Speaker 1: because there's people out there who aren't healthy. You know, 862 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,080 Speaker 1: if you get one of their family members sick, now 863 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,480 Speaker 1: the person in their household sick. I think people are 864 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,480 Speaker 1: really frustrated by everything, which is understandable. I didn't give 865 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,239 Speaker 1: it a lot of thought about all the other people affected, 866 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,880 Speaker 1: right if you're sick. So yeah, I don't think that 867 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Speaker 1: the virus is not real or conspiracy. I think that maybe, 868 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,920 Speaker 1: like where it began, could be conspiracy. But I do 869 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,439 Speaker 1: think that it is very deadly and can make people 870 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,960 Speaker 1: very sick. So it's just not something to play around with. Yeah, exactly. Well, 871 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,840 Speaker 1: we'll keep you updated. I mean, we can't do the 872 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 1: show like we normally do, right, so we'll be at 873 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:45,600 Speaker 1: home until we figure everything out. Stuck on our couches, well, 874 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,480 Speaker 1: which I haven't stuck downstairs and his grandma's old recliner. Yeah, 875 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,920 Speaker 1: I hope he did move from the couch to the recliners. 876 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 1: So I had a pretty exciting morning. Wow, it's really 877 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 1: really broken and recliner. Oh yeah, this is amazing. I 878 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,360 Speaker 1: love it. It even smells like her a little bit, 879 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:03,640 Speaker 1: which is kind of care, but the Jebel Show on 880 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,040 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. Whose Alex's worst person in the 881 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,880 Speaker 1: world today? Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? 882 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,200 Speaker 1: That's right, everybody in my name's Alex Fresh very angry 883 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,800 Speaker 1: about them about it today, sipil Man. Who is it 884 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,400 Speaker 1: all Alex and Southern? Yeah? I don't know why my 885 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,359 Speaker 1: female voice sounds southern, but I have the worst person 886 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,720 Speaker 1: in the world today. So I was pretended to be Alex, 887 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,800 Speaker 1: but she's from the South. And that's the terrible example 888 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,400 Speaker 1: of what I sound like, A very bad example. But 889 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,840 Speaker 1: if you haven't been paying attention. We are actually quarantined 890 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,960 Speaker 1: because somebody on the show tested positive for COVID, So 891 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: we're all waiting to get our results back and just 892 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,080 Speaker 1: waiting it out. We all feel fine. The person that 893 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,880 Speaker 1: got COVID also feels fine. It is not me? Is 894 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,080 Speaker 1: it you? That's not me? Is it English seven? Help me? 895 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,240 Speaker 1: It could be though, who knows? Huh. We're not allowed 896 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,600 Speaker 1: to tell you. But we are quarantined at home because 897 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,800 Speaker 1: somebody on the show has COVID. So I got the 898 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,600 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today, ready, Because Alex has 899 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 1: been running around having to do mom stuff. So instead 900 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,080 Speaker 1: of being like, hey, you know what, I know, every 901 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: five seconds someone's coming in here going mom, mom, mom, mom, 902 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,440 Speaker 1: Like I figured instead of being like, hey, babe, Alex, Alex, 903 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: can you get a horse? Person? I don't do any 904 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,239 Speaker 1: actual laundry or anything else, but I'll find a worst 905 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,520 Speaker 1: person story for you anyway. The worst person in the 906 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,960 Speaker 1: world today is a guy named Alton Ashby. He's fifty 907 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,600 Speaker 1: one and he's from Vero Beach, Florida. And why is 908 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,840 Speaker 1: he the worst person in the world today? Because he 909 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,759 Speaker 1: was denied geek squad service at Best Buy due to 910 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,879 Speaker 1: his refusal to wear a mask and because the geek 911 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,000 Speaker 1: squad wouldn't see him. What did he do? What did 912 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,879 Speaker 1: he calmly go, Oh, my bad, I forgot a mask. 913 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out to my car and grab a mask. 914 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: Come back. No, he coughed and spit all over the 915 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,040 Speaker 1: counter before spraying a beverage from his mouth all over 916 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,680 Speaker 1: the place. So he took a drink of something too 917 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,600 Speaker 1: and just spit it everywhere. Oh my god, I want 918 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,919 Speaker 1: to flip Holy crap. That's disgusting. And we talked about 919 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,479 Speaker 1: earlier how all of us are quarantined right now because 920 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,360 Speaker 1: someone on the show has COVID and all of the 921 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,960 Speaker 1: ramifications of that. When it happens that you start thinking 922 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,680 Speaker 1: about all the people that could also be at risk, 923 00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,640 Speaker 1: Like English Evan lives with his eighty seven year old grandma. 924 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,040 Speaker 1: Evan test positive for coronavirus. Well, that's really bad for 925 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,480 Speaker 1: her if she's around that, you know. So this guy 926 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,919 Speaker 1: is in Best Buy and he's mad because the geek 927 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,120 Speaker 1: squad wouldn't see him because he wasn't wearing a mask. 928 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,600 Speaker 1: So he spits all over the counter, coughs everywhere, takes 929 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,719 Speaker 1: a drink of something, and spits it all over the store. 930 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,880 Speaker 1: Just people are so angry. Yes, yes, the annoying thing 931 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,440 Speaker 1: about it is that it's not exactly like committing a 932 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,319 Speaker 1: crime or it's not like he whipped out a gun 933 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: or anything. But right now it could, as Jubil was saying, 934 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,640 Speaker 1: like cost someone in their life if they contract the virus. Yes, 935 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,480 Speaker 1: spitting on the counter isn't assault. That spinning at someone 936 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,200 Speaker 1: is assault. So I mean, if you got any on them, 937 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,439 Speaker 1: then yeah, and then interested I mean and also if 938 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,400 Speaker 1: you do have COVID and you do that and someone 939 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,800 Speaker 1: gets it and dies, do you think that you should 940 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,520 Speaker 1: be held accountable for manslaughter attempted murder. I mean, I 941 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,279 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm how would you prove that you gave 942 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,960 Speaker 1: it to him? Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, I 943 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,879 Speaker 1: don't know, but I think they should. Yeah. If you're 944 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 1: actively spitting all over the store of this best Buy 945 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,000 Speaker 1: is spitting beverages all around because you don't want to 946 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,960 Speaker 1: wear a mask and someone gets sick, I mean you 947 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,880 Speaker 1: did that on purpose. It's already disgusting enough when somebody 948 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,360 Speaker 1: spits on somebody or something without the coronavirus around, but 949 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,399 Speaker 1: to do it with the coronavirus round, I mean that's 950 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,319 Speaker 1: evil and all because the dude didn't want to wear 951 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,919 Speaker 1: a mask. Like, I get it. A lot of people 952 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,120 Speaker 1: I personally like wearing a mask don't want to though. 953 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 1: Yeah I do, though everywhere. Alex doesn't like wearing a 954 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,040 Speaker 1: mask at all, but she still does just out of 955 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,399 Speaker 1: respect for other people. I don't know why people get 956 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 1: so mad about it, And I know people do, and 957 00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,320 Speaker 1: you can have your opinions, but at the end of 958 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,160 Speaker 1: the day, if they're going to help you out the 959 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,680 Speaker 1: geek squad, if you're wearing a mask, why not put 960 00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,760 Speaker 1: a mask on and get some help instead of spitting 961 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,759 Speaker 1: all over the place and being angry and then getting arrested. Yea, yeah, 962 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,880 Speaker 1: because he did get arrested. So he did get arrested. 963 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,960 Speaker 1: He did get arrested. Yes, he got arrested, and he 964 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,279 Speaker 1: had to pay five hundred dollars bail to get out, 965 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,279 Speaker 1: So it's probably not a huge crime. When questioned by 966 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,520 Speaker 1: police because this dude's bit all over the place and 967 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,279 Speaker 1: sprayed coca cola from his mouth and everybody in the 968 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,839 Speaker 1: best Buy because the geek squad wouldn't see him, please 969 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,120 Speaker 1: ask him, and he said he was upset, he's going 970 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 1: through a lot this year, and got carried away. Yeah, 971 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,960 Speaker 1: so everyone else, yeah, we all. Yeah, just it's been 972 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: a rough year for me and your world, so relaxed. 973 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,600 Speaker 1: Not all about you, Alton ashby you because you walked 974 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,960 Speaker 1: into a best Buy and the geek squad wouldn't see 975 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,560 Speaker 1: you because you weren't wearing a mask, and you spit 976 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: everywhere and possibly gave everybody COVID. You are the worst 977 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,640 Speaker 1: person in the world today. That was miss West person 978 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,560 Speaker 1: in the world today. That was this is West person 979 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,280 Speaker 1: in the world today. The Jebel Show on demand only 980 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,200 Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio,