1 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: This could be the most stupid thing you've ever heard, 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: are the most revolutionary, Oh my god, aha moment of 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: your whole life. If you particularly with Christmas coming up 4 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: and all the ship that's coming into your house, okay, 5 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: all the goddamn unnecessary gifts, and you're just sucking pumping 6 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: the system. If you want your kids to get rid 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: of ship in their rooms, and I mean stuffed animals, 8 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: old clothes, toys, electronics, whatever it is, you just want 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: the ship out of there. Their skincare, these kids of 10 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: the skincare fridges, these routines. At whatever age, it could 11 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: be a seven year old getting rid of stuffed animals. 12 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. Mom. Can I get how 13 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: many times a day? Do you here? Mom? Can I get? 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: How many times a week do I? Can I get? 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,279 Speaker 1: Can we get? Can I get? Can I order? Mom? 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: Can I send you a link? Mom? Can you prove 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 1: to buy blah blah blah? Right? How many times every 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: time your kid wants to buy something? It doesn't matter 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,559 Speaker 1: if it's a lip gloss or a toy car, whatever 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: the hell it is, right, Okay, if you agree with 21 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: the purchase, okay, And I'll go up to five. If 22 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: it's a big item that they really want and they're 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: really obsessed with it. Fine, go in your room and 24 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: find five things that you're getting rid of. It could 25 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 1: be a pair of underwear, it could be a book, 26 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: whatever it is, go find you know, unless you know 27 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: that the closets swollen to beyond and then and I'll 28 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: be like, go get and she'll like I can't. I'm like, 29 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: you can go through every category, go through the costumes, 30 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: go through whatever. Yesterday it was a bathing suit. Can 31 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: I get a bathing suit in my bathing suits? Crunchy whatever? Okay, 32 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: Well bring the bathing suits out that are old, because 33 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: they leave ship in their room. So it's just going 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: in one direction. That's why you have clogged drawers like arteries. 35 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: So I say, fine, bring out the ones that you 36 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: say you don't that direct and and something else. So like, 37 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: yesterday was a bathing so I'll get you one bathing suit. 38 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: I want three things to come out of that room, 39 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: and they actually have to. If you have this as 40 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: a regular practice, in the beginning, it will be easy. 41 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: It could be a squishable, stuffy, a fidget whatever. In 42 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: the beginning, it's easy. Once they start doing it, it 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: becomes more difficult. Fine, keep going, come out of there 44 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: with three things. And they do it, and it's great 45 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: because you're going in the right direction. And they learned that. 46 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: They learned that what they have in their closets and 47 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: their toys is good. They want to have only good. 48 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: It's how I roll, like, I want good in my closet. 49 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: I don't want a bunch of clutter. I don't want 50 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: crusty bathing suits in there. I want only good. So 51 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: if you get into the habit, and by the way 52 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: you do it too, you're buying something. Fine. One thing 53 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 1: comes in, two things go out. I did a shopping spree. 54 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: Everything was like this crazy sack sale in Cincinnati, Ohio, 55 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: like Valentino, like really high end stuff. And I called 56 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,639 Speaker 1: and I was with my assistant and we were having 57 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: panic attacks and dehydrated because we're buying so much ship 58 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: and we were like, we're getting home in a purge 59 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: is happening, And I said, I want to level up 60 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: with some of my clothes. And I got home and 61 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: I got rid. Some of it had tags, some I 62 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: was bummed out about some my of away. Whatever, it 63 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: doesn't matter, you know, go do it with your towels. 64 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: Do your sheets, do with anything you have coming in 65 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: get rid. It's a great practice. It will change you're 66 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,679 Speaker 1: like Paul told me, it's liberating. He's like, it's so satisfying, 67 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,679 Speaker 1: so just do it. Just a random thought. I'd like 68 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: to reiterate that I in two thousand nineteen tweeted that 69 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: Pete Davidson shoots diamonds out of his penis. I repeated 70 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 1: it again, and here I am in two. That is 71 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: not aging like milk. That is aging like fine wine. 72 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: That tweet, I mean two thousand nineteen, and I said, 73 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: Pete Davidson shoots diamonds out of his dick? What is 74 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: he shooting out of there? Now? They must be pink 75 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: or purple diamonds, blue rare diamonds. Okay, because that's very serious. 76 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: The whole phone thing is a scam. I just want 77 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: to mention that the chargers that don't work with their chargers. 78 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: The big charger now fits in the iPad but doesn't 79 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: fit in the air pods, but doesn't fit in the thing. 80 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: It's a different charger for that. Brent is a different 81 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: charger than I have a charge charging. Her iPad charger 82 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: is different than my phone charger. Then the phone changes, 83 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: then the phone case charge, then the phone case changes. 84 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: Then the phone case doesn't work anymore, and the phone 85 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: case doesn't charge anymore. Then your phone says fuck you, 86 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: and you didn't do an update. Then your phone says 87 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: fuck you and you didn't buy the new phone. It's 88 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: just such a fucking scam. And I know some of 89 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: you hate when I curse. I can't say it any 90 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: other way. It's a scam. The phone mafia try to 91 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: change your phone. What about when your phone starts crapping 92 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: out and you have to change it down, you start 93 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: sweating and panicking. You know you're gonna be without your 94 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: phone for a day. You're in limbo, You're in no 95 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: man's land. You're in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle 96 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: with the Lockness Monster. You don't know whether to go 97 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: back and be with your old ship phone that doesn't 98 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: even work, because you're just scared to go into the 99 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: big wide ocean of a new phone which has new 100 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,159 Speaker 1: ship on it that you don't understand because you are 101 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: in the mafia, and they put your head underwater, drowning you, 102 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: water boarding you, making you get this new phone you 103 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: didn't even want that as new charges. You don't understand 104 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: that doesn't work with any of your old cases that 105 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: you bought and got so excited because they're blinged out 106 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 1: and they have like fish tanks in them. What a 107 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: bag of bullshit? This Ponzi scheme is that we are 108 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 1: all part of. I look at people with a Samsung phone. 109 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,280 Speaker 1: They take the best pictures. Let me make an announcement. 110 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: Samsung takes the best pictures. Sometimes you're on a vacation 111 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: and I don't know, you see someone else's phone, or 112 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: you someone that works with me. I don't know why 113 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: I've seen Samsung phones. Why, oh I know why someone 114 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: asked you to take a picture of them on vacation. 115 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: And you see what a Samsung phone can do. And 116 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: it can open up and flip sideways and look like 117 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: an iPod but like oor gami itself into a tiny 118 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: little Chinese fortune cookie, like one of those little like 119 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: paper games you play. And I'm like, I want, but 120 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: you're not allowed. You're in the Apple mafia. You can 121 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: never go back once you were in here, no we 122 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: have you. You killed a couple of people. Now you've 123 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: fucking got you. You can never go back. I looked 124 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: at a girl works with me. She has a Microsoft computer. Like, 125 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: what do you call, like, not an Android computer? Whatever? 126 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: That is? That an Android whatever? It's called the opposite 127 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: of like Apple Mafia cult, the Apple Mafia cult. I 128 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: look over and I'm like, and I said it to 129 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: PAULIC said, but I I've always liked the Samsung for years. 130 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 1: I've been saying this. I want the BlackBerry back I wrote. 131 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: I wrote five books on a BlackBerry. So I'm like, Paul, 132 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: I would love to say, so, don't even talk about it, 133 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: Like what is it? You can't you can't like why 134 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: And I'm not even on his networks. You can? Then 135 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: you're green, Then you're green, Now you're green, Now you're Shrek, 136 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: You're a loser. I bully one of my pistal I'm like, 137 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: why don't you get a real phone? Because she comes 138 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: through on green. It makes me feel unsafe when there's 139 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: one green in the middle of a group text. It 140 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: makes me think none of the text went through. I 141 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: have four people on my on my staff that go 142 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: on these texts, and I text them all and because 143 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: of that one green monster, now I don't know if 144 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 1: anybody's getting a text. So I always don't trust and 145 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: I always text her separately, but I'm like a green 146 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 1: bully and I'm telling her something I don't even believe, 147 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: like why don't you come over on our phone stuff? 148 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: Get get get a phone? Like this, bullying her when 149 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 1: I don't even believe in it. I just want her 150 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: to kill somebody too and be in this mafia and 151 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: be miserable like me. Because I say to Paul, I 152 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: love the Samsung phone. I want to take pictures on 153 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: that Samsung, and He's liked, don't even fucking think about it. 154 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: Don't even think about it. You can't go back. It's 155 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: in hand in Handmaids Tale, I mean gill Yad and 156 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: they're like, I'm like, I just want to go. No, 157 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: you cannot go to even Canada. You're here, You're never leaving. 158 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: And you can get a thousand chargers and spend ten 159 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year switching this program up, but you 160 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: could sucking never go back, and you can never get 161 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: a Samsung even though it takes better pictures. And you're 162 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 1: an accidental beauty influencer