Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? What's up? That'd be Robin's Robbing Dixon. Y'all. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, thank you for being here with us again.
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, this is like really exciting. It's
Speaker 1: the end of the year. It's like actually like my
Speaker 1: favorite time. It's like there's like a little coldness in
Speaker 1: the air. Uh No, this is really your favorite time,
Speaker 1: only when I listen to Christmas music on the radio. Like, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: keep going. No, I'm not gonna she's I'm moving on. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about our reasonably Shady moment of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: because you popping on this Christmas. So I have three daughters, yes,
Speaker 1: two of them like to get their hair braided. Okay,
Speaker 1: that would be the twins angel in the door. So
Speaker 1: I said, cool, let's let's get it. Let's get a crowned.
Speaker 1: So I have clearly like learned my lesson, and I
Speaker 1: used to take them to one person, so they like
Speaker 1: one one of the twins we get their hair braided,
Speaker 1: and we would wait and the other one, Okay, we're
Speaker 1: not doing that. So we found some people the other
Speaker 1: night that you know, clearly two of them can be
Speaker 1: getting it done at the same time. I found them
Speaker 1: the other night. The other night I found no. I
Speaker 1: found them a little while ago. I made an appointment, right.
Speaker 1: I had never been to this place before. They recommendation,
Speaker 1: They were not recommendations. I went on my own and
Speaker 1: I found these people on Google. I did. I googled.
Speaker 1: This was is a Google search. Okay, and let me
Speaker 1: just say this. It was the k hair braiding place
Speaker 1: I've ever been to. When I say yankie, there was
Speaker 1: like duct tape on the windows. It was a disaster. Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say the town. Okay, find Silver Spring, Maryland.
Speaker 1: And they they didn't even have a sign on the door.
Speaker 1: They just had like this little neon light that said braiding.
Speaker 1: That was splashing. Okay, So we go up in there
Speaker 1: and at this point you're stuck, like you you can't
Speaker 1: abort the you can't abort and go somewhere else because
Speaker 1: it's two of them and they got a bunch of
Speaker 1: hairs did you read the reviews? I didn't read any reviews. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're they're talking to each other as in the
Speaker 1: braiding people, they're talking to each other in a language
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And so guess what. We sat there
Speaker 1: and we sat there and we sat there and they
Speaker 1: got their hair braided. And I just want to say
Speaker 1: that hair braiding and shady because it requires too many hours.
Speaker 1: Yes it does. What kind of braids did they get?
Speaker 1: So they got I don't even know. Box is not box?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is individuals? They got individual braids
Speaker 1: with the knot at the town with the knot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this braden thing, it's kill not take. Okay, we got
Speaker 1: there at three thirty. We left at eight thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not that bad. Shady for complaining, I'm shady black. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's five hours, five hours that bad. Let me just
Speaker 1: say this, I share them the shady moment of the week.
Speaker 1: I left my kids. I took Grace home. Okay, I live,
Speaker 1: I lived damn near forty five minutes away. Took Grace home,
Speaker 1: came back and like only a fourth of their hair
Speaker 1: were done. Okay, miss Burgo, this is your this is
Speaker 1: your your impatient. Um, you are what bossy? Yes? What
Speaker 1: else we got? I just I just don't want this
Speaker 1: to take five, six, seven hours. I mean it was
Speaker 1: just the whole hair braiding thing. I'm here for the
Speaker 1: end result. I'm just not here for the process. You
Speaker 1: should have expected that that. Actually I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to say you were there till midnight. Oh hell no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done that before. Okay, okay, well, okay, let's move on.
Speaker 1: What is what is your shady moment? Hair braiding is mine? Okay,
Speaker 1: hair braiding is yours, and I get that. I get it.
Speaker 1: It's fine, but mine goes to people who don't want
Speaker 1: to take my money. I mean, I'm trying to throw
Speaker 1: a dinner party for my college girlfriend and I reached
Speaker 1: out to the chef and I said, you know, this
Speaker 1: is the menu. I want a full course menu. You know,
Speaker 1: I want to you know, seafood and surf and turf
Speaker 1: and you know, get me to work turf, hook it
Speaker 1: up for a sister. And yeah, the dude he won't
Speaker 1: even give me the damn price. He won't tell me
Speaker 1: how much, he won't send me the menu. Like I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be hosting these people on Saturday, and I
Speaker 1: have to text him multiple times and he responds back.
Speaker 1: So it's not that he's gone ghosts. And we had
Speaker 1: a phone conversation. We talked through the menu. Now I
Speaker 1: got my friends talking about, well, what are we confirmed?
Speaker 1: And I want we can't be pressing to I might be,
Speaker 1: I might be. And and this is like, um, um
Speaker 1: got a potlot, we all we all pay, you know,
Speaker 1: so you know, we get the bill, we all split
Speaker 1: it whatever. You know. So you're not You're not really
Speaker 1: you're hosting your home. I'm hosting arranging, yes, but people
Speaker 1: want to know how much they need to budget, you know,
Speaker 1: they need to know. Can I need to set aside
Speaker 1: this amount of money for my dinner party? Right? And
Speaker 1: I can't even tell them. They want to know if
Speaker 1: it's a surf and turf or exactly. I can't tell
Speaker 1: them anything. So I'm just at this point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like it's gonna happen. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I have communicated with this man multiple times and
Speaker 1: I still have no information. All right, Well, listen, this
Speaker 1: is a lot of us talk about it here in
Speaker 1: the streets, and we're gonna start with the most pressing
Speaker 1: Kardashian news. O. Yes, and that is that damn Tristan. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's what he will be called now and forever more.
Speaker 1: That damn Tristan. What is wrong with him? He is dumb,
Speaker 1: like dumb, dumb, dumb. It's so okay. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: one thing you're dating a Kardashian, you know your every
Speaker 1: move is getting clocked. Yes, okay, okay, So let's back
Speaker 1: us from the don't know. Okay. Tristan Thompson is Chloe
Speaker 1: Kardashian's baby daddy. They have a daughter together. Her name
Speaker 1: is true She's a cute little girl. And I think
Speaker 1: they were kind of back together, but not really, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounded like they were getting back together, yes,
Speaker 1: And so all of a sudden, out of nowhere comes
Speaker 1: this woman who is has given birth, she has she
Speaker 1: has had the baby. She had the baby the other day,
Speaker 1: and Tristan said, I ain't giving you a dime, says
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you seventy k and walk away and
Speaker 1: enjoy your life. And I don't want to have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that baby. Right. That's horrible. No, first
Speaker 1: of all, he's he's that is horrible. Um. Second of all,
Speaker 1: when the when the alert came, like when I saw
Speaker 1: it on Instagram, at first, I was like, this can't
Speaker 1: be true. He can't be this, he can't be this stupid,
Speaker 1: but I just can't because stupid, I mean, and and
Speaker 1: so Okay, Once People Magazine reported, I'm like, Okay, it's true.
Speaker 1: People is the Bible, y'all. People Magazine is the Bible.
Speaker 1: It's true. But then we see like private text messages
Speaker 1: where he's pretty much saying, you know, okay, you can
Speaker 1: try to get child support from me, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to be retired next year, and that means I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have any income and Texas is not going to
Speaker 1: award you any child support, so good luck with your baby.
Speaker 1: But what does what does that mean? Though? Like if
Speaker 1: you're I get that he would be unemployed, but doesn't
Speaker 1: he's clearly got money in the bank, Like does that
Speaker 1: does that? I guess he's saying that Texas based will
Speaker 1: will award child support based on your income. Oh, and
Speaker 1: he won't have any income. He won't have any income,
Speaker 1: and and and good luck with your baby. There there
Speaker 1: is a there is a nice seat in hell for
Speaker 1: this one, okay, because that's horrible. That is it's so horrible,
Speaker 1: it's so, it's sad, it's so And then I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not for kids. He got with Chloe when he
Speaker 1: had with did the did the woman before have a baby? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was pregnant, she was pregnant, she was pregnant. Believe
Speaker 1: he got with Chloe while while the last girl was
Speaker 1: pregnant with his child. So listen, how you get him
Speaker 1: as how you lose him? That's what they say in dress.
Speaker 1: So but guess what, I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: Chloe want to have anything to do with this dude anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would think that would be it. Yeah, at least
Speaker 1: what Chris Jenner has put the kabash on it. Chris
Speaker 1: Jenner said, Okay, Trustan, you're not You're not for us.
Speaker 1: But you know what the thing is, like, Chloe has
Speaker 1: dated multiple NBA players, and so you know, I don't
Speaker 1: do you think she's shocked, No, she's not shocked. She
Speaker 1: probably held out hope that like, Okay, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you another chance. You write God like you know you
Speaker 1: clearly can't beat that stupid, but clearly he was. She
Speaker 1: had hoped that he would wear a condom. Well, right,
Speaker 1: that too. Then it makes me wonder. It's like maybe
Speaker 1: it's Chloe not giving it up like Chloe. Yes, I don't, don't, please,
Speaker 1: don't blame Chloe. I'm not. But it's like for him
Speaker 1: to be that stupid, like you're dating a Kardashian. So
Speaker 1: you're like, you can't get away with ship like that. No, no,
Speaker 1: you cannot. But listen, Tristan, I'm not here for you.
Speaker 1: I used to be a fan, but guess what not
Speaker 1: any now, I was never a fan. I'm just being nice,
Speaker 1: never again. Okay, but we do have to talk about
Speaker 1: somebody I am a fan of and her name is Adele. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I know that last time, maybe two episodes ago
Speaker 1: or so, I don't know, I went on this whole thing.
Speaker 1: I love Adele. Oh my gosh Adele. Adele Adele. Well,
Speaker 1: Adele has come out and said that she would never
Speaker 1: watch a Real Housewives show because it would give her
Speaker 1: brain damage or it would make her brain turn to
Speaker 1: mush or we just sucked. I don't know. She said
Speaker 1: kill her brain, it would kill her brains. Okay, Adele, Adele, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me just say that, Adele, how did you feel
Speaker 1: about that. Well, I kind of agree with her. I
Speaker 1: mean because some of these Real House five shows I
Speaker 1: watched them too, and I'm like, God, damn, this is
Speaker 1: a mess. But I mean, you know, maybe she should
Speaker 1: have kept that to herself because maybe she didn't know
Speaker 1: that a Real Housewife over here named Giselle is one
Speaker 1: of her biggest fans and so and so I think
Speaker 1: I feel her biggest. Yeah, I'm still gonna go to
Speaker 1: Vegas and see her show. I forgive her because she
Speaker 1: she wasn't trying to hurt my feeling. No, that's like
Speaker 1: if she didn't like true crime stories or something, right,
Speaker 1: that's just not her thing. Yes, but I feel you
Speaker 1: on that, Adele. I mean no, Okay, so her brains,
Speaker 1: she might kill a few brain cells, but then she
Speaker 1: might get like an endorphin rush. Yeah, say she should
Speaker 1: try it, like you know how they say the kids
Speaker 1: with like food they don't want to eat, Like, try it,
Speaker 1: you might like it. Right, And I'm going to put
Speaker 1: out there in the universe, Adele, just watch the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Potomac. You don't have to watch the rest
Speaker 1: of them because the rest of them might actually kill
Speaker 1: your brain cells. But just Watch the Potomac, Yeah, Green
Speaker 1: Watch the Green advandis we we we're gonna help you
Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah, And it's actually just like we're
Speaker 1: here for entertainment. We're here to just like let you
Speaker 1: breathe women, We're here to let you be easy on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why we're here, right, we're like carefree, y sewing there.
Speaker 1: You don't have to really think. No, no, no, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what I have been thinking about because
Speaker 1: he's been I've said it many times. He's my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: His name is Chris Cuomo. I know he's married and everything,
Speaker 1: but he is my blue on the side. And Dr Fauci. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you like Dr Fauci's. Dr Fauci does it for you? Hey? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was looking real good. It's like leading us every day,
Speaker 1: and he was telling us, you know, what we needed
Speaker 1: to do. One part of that eighty year old man
Speaker 1: looked good to he looks good. Okay, all right, we
Speaker 1: love Fauci too. Okay, but let's get back to Chris,
Speaker 1: because Chris right now is unemployed. Now, CNN say we're
Speaker 1: gonna do an investigation, and CNN said, you are fired,
Speaker 1: get your ship and go. I'm wherever Chris goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go that's what I say it, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: So okay, but this is the thing I've seen where
Speaker 1: people from New York, and I think because we're not
Speaker 1: in New York, we're a little more um what objective.
Speaker 1: But I feel like people in New York know a
Speaker 1: lot more than what we do, and they're kind of
Speaker 1: like that family shady and yeah, they crooks, and that's
Speaker 1: what they deserve. They you know, their father did this, this,
Speaker 1: this and so. Yeah, but the sins of the father,
Speaker 1: not the sins of the son. Not. But you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you can't escape that. But so, I I was
Speaker 1: very disappointed to see that Chris was was fired. Um,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed watching him. I heard Don Lemon was very upset.
Speaker 1: Oh cygnum. But you know, I feel and I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's like a weird I feel like it's one of
Speaker 1: those It's like there's something deeper going on that people
Speaker 1: like us on the outside don't really know. Um, even
Speaker 1: with the whole governor being you know what, when what
Speaker 1: went down with him, I think it's just something deeper
Speaker 1: where people I want to call it a witch hunt,
Speaker 1: but it was somebody had it out for them, spearheaded
Speaker 1: by Donald Donald Trump, but I don't. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because it's crazy. The Republicans can do all types of
Speaker 1: dirt and they still you know, in office, in power
Speaker 1: on TV, Like, why is it that I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me just say this. I feel like, excuse, what
Speaker 1: Chris was doing was helping his brother out right, which
Speaker 1: anybody would do or you would feel inclined to help
Speaker 1: your brother out. That's cool. I'm not here for the
Speaker 1: whoever is alleging sexual woman's conduct. I mean, like, now,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna come out with that, okay, but whatever,
Speaker 1: and I'm not your Yeah, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: any woman is lying. I'm not saying that at all.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, Chris, you can do a YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: and I'm a why whatever you want to do, I'm
Speaker 1: here for okay, just let us know when the YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: when when that starts? I am gonna watch because apparently
Speaker 1: he stopped his exit and radio show. Yes, and I
Speaker 1: wonder what's that on him or was that that could
Speaker 1: have maybe tied to his contract or whatever. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but whenever he's ready to grace us with his cute
Speaker 1: face and his nice personality. I am here for it. Yes,
Speaker 1: in his black suits and his black tie. Yeah, wherever
Speaker 1: you going? Okay, okay, so um, we are now in
Speaker 1: the throws of the just smole trial. Do so for
Speaker 1: for those of you who forgot Jesse Schmolette faked allegedly
Speaker 1: people attacking him and hitting him with all kinds of
Speaker 1: hate crimes whatever, put a noose around his neck allegedly.
Speaker 1: So now you know, because because the city of Chicago
Speaker 1: was like, boy, you lying. So now they have taken him.
Speaker 1: He's on trial for these false reports. Yes, it looks
Speaker 1: like because there's somebody that is reporting about it like
Speaker 1: every eight seconds. Well well yeah, because it's going on.
Speaker 1: So yeah yeah. So first of all, before we go
Speaker 1: deep into this, um, who do you believe? What do
Speaker 1: you believe happened? Okay? Okay, So when Jessie told the
Speaker 1: world had just happened to him, I think collectively all
Speaker 1: black people said, this boy is lying, like we all
Speaker 1: no black person comments, no, no, that's wrong. When that
Speaker 1: everybody when that happened, I remember he was posted on
Speaker 1: everybody's page. Oh my brother, how long did that happen?
Speaker 1: How long did they post it. I mean, okay, what
Speaker 1: was it like a couple of days later, but no,
Speaker 1: when it first happened was first reported, so many people
Speaker 1: were posting about how horrible it is, I can't believe
Speaker 1: this happened to you, and showing love and support blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then like two days later it
Speaker 1: started people starting to be like, we started getting more
Speaker 1: infant nation about the said crime, and then we realized
Speaker 1: black people did he's lying, right, something that's not right,
Speaker 1: something's not right. So this is what's funny to me,
Speaker 1: So like he's he got on the stand and said,
Speaker 1: Lee Daniels told me to lose weight for Empire. Oh
Speaker 1: he did? Why? And what does that? What they had
Speaker 1: to do with anything? I don't know what it has
Speaker 1: to do with the price tea in China, but oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, that probably you know why because apparently
Speaker 1: the two the attackers quotes one of them like a
Speaker 1: fitness trainer, and so that's why he hired us to
Speaker 1: be his fitness trainer. And he was in the check
Speaker 1: that he wrote, which I think them, you know, Chicago
Speaker 1: alleges that was his payment for his his fake attack
Speaker 1: was written out to personal training sessions. Oh okay. He
Speaker 1: also said he had sex with them and they guy
Speaker 1: had did did drugs together, and he said yes, he
Speaker 1: said they went to a bath house. Yes, Now what
Speaker 1: in the bath houses were illegal at this point because
Speaker 1: it's it bath houses for me in my mind when
Speaker 1: I somebody says bath house, I think germs. I just
Speaker 1: think nasty. I think what are y'all doing? Everybody's just
Speaker 1: jerking off in the bath house? I just bath house
Speaker 1: is weird to me. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: anything about a bath house. But but but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: So they were in the bath house and they made
Speaker 1: out with each other and they masturbated with each other.
Speaker 1: Did they say that? Yes? And so wait it's okay,
Speaker 1: So yes, they said they masturbated together. Okay, it's so
Speaker 1: somebody's comments said he really did get beat something like that, Oh,
Speaker 1: because he was doing the you know what, let me
Speaker 1: tell you he really did get beat? Okay. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about Instagram comments. Instagram comments are the funniest things,
Speaker 1: so funny, so entertaining. It's so funny. It's like I'll
Speaker 1: see a post and immediately just go to the comments
Speaker 1: and crack up because a lot of times I'll go
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I hope they hope, I hope are
Speaker 1: thinking the same thing I'm thinking, Like I go to
Speaker 1: make sure I'm not the only one thinking crazy. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's going to comments and I'm like, okay, good right,
Speaker 1: But long story short, I think Jesse might do some
Speaker 1: jail time, Okay, but you know you still got to
Speaker 1: be proven guilty. We want to see it's gonna be
Speaker 1: it's like literally like their word against his and then
Speaker 1: I think, you know, he's trying to discredit the credibility
Speaker 1: of of his masturbating partner. Okay, crazy Alright. So Cardi
Speaker 1: B was in Miami, and you know this is like
Speaker 1: near and dear to my heart, because not near and
Speaker 1: dear to my heart, but I just want to say
Speaker 1: this because you know, the plight of the black woman
Speaker 1: is the plight of the black woman, right. So Cardi
Speaker 1: B is in is in UM is in Miami, and
Speaker 1: she is UM, I guess, celebrating her new product, which
Speaker 1: is UM some sort of alcohol infused whipped cream, which
Speaker 1: for me, it's genius, like I just want to like sugar. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's just Jesus. Anyway, long story short, So she's walking
Speaker 1: in the club in the black girls around outside the club,
Speaker 1: and they're like Cardi, Cardi, they won't let us in.
Speaker 1: They won't let us in. They won't let the black
Speaker 1: girls in. Now one percent believe that a there was
Speaker 1: a video be Miami is a little tricky. Miami is
Speaker 1: kind of horrible sometimes when it comes to the clubs.
Speaker 1: No Miami. I've always said this, Miami is is, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, based on my experience, not a place for
Speaker 1: black women at all. Like I just I feel like
Speaker 1: we're so overlooked um and and it's just by everybody,
Speaker 1: and and I've I've felt it multiple times. So when
Speaker 1: I go to Miami, I'm literally going to lay at
Speaker 1: the pool and go to the beach. I Am not
Speaker 1: going to hang out at the club and to be
Speaker 1: you know, meeting people and having fun. No, because they're
Speaker 1: totally overlooked. So I absolutely, well, I saw the video too,
Speaker 1: it's right. Absolutely, Notice Cardi went in this This is
Speaker 1: when the story gets a little weird for me. Cardi
Speaker 1: went in and proceeded to enjoy herself at her party.
Speaker 1: Now that was her prerogative and that's what she should do.
Speaker 1: But Cardi, as a woman who's a little older and black.
Speaker 1: It would have been great had you stopped at the
Speaker 1: door and made sure that those girls got and took
Speaker 1: them in and took them in with you. Because what
Speaker 1: she did was so the girls were saying Cardi, Cardi,
Speaker 1: they won't let us in. And so when Cardi was
Speaker 1: going in, which she was like, let the black wore
Speaker 1: my name, she did say that like the black women,
Speaker 1: which we appreciate, but no, you make sure they get
Speaker 1: in and they come in with you, right right, Yes, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: And I think but but maybe in Cardi's defense, I
Speaker 1: think the people were like I heard the man say,
Speaker 1: we're gonna let them, and we're gonna let them in. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not This is not a slight DICRDI I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just saying I think in hindsight,
Speaker 1: like just knowing how Miami is, it's like, okay, let
Speaker 1: me know, I'm gonna make sure I want to see
Speaker 1: them get in, right and your Cardi, you got you're
Speaker 1: rolling with security. You're rolling with people that can make
Speaker 1: sure that these girls get in. Only because it's like
Speaker 1: we as black women, every day is a struggle. So
Speaker 1: when it's time for us the party and let loose
Speaker 1: and have fun, let us be able to Yeah, and
Speaker 1: apparently I think I heard the woman saying, like my
Speaker 1: husband's in the NFL. We're buying the table. We're buying
Speaker 1: like they were, and they still want sending money. So
Speaker 1: it's not like they were just gonna be, you know,
Speaker 1: in the middle of the club taking up space. No,
Speaker 1: they trying to spend money in there. Right, But even
Speaker 1: if they weren't taking up space, just let them in, right,
Speaker 1: don't treat us like that, don't leave us outside the club.
Speaker 1: And Chris Brown said, you can't complain, you can't even
Speaker 1: get get up. Well, I ain't gonna help Miami with y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all right, Okay, So so Robin, there was this thing
Speaker 1: on the Instagram that I want to read to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, before we get into that, we we
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Speaker 1: should what I read? Can we read one? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. This is from Maryan. The title is JEB
Speaker 1: that stands for g E B stands for Green eight
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Speaker 1: absolutely hooked on your podcast. I have a really boring
Speaker 1: job as an assistant, but I have my earphones on
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Speaker 1: through my job. The show doesn't do your personalities justice.
Speaker 1: You're my favorites on the show, and I wonder do
Speaker 1: the other ladies listen to your podcast? Because I think
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Speaker 1: you know what I feel like. Um yeah, the other
Speaker 1: ladies on the show don't realize that Robbing andall don't
Speaker 1: take their themselves or life too serious. Now we do
Speaker 1: not know they might want to take stick out of
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Speaker 1: know you're just care freeze you okay, you just want
Speaker 1: to last Yes, yes, and y'all know who we're talking about. Okay.
Speaker 1: So on on Instagram, there was this thing okay, and
Speaker 1: it's like the African American urge. That's a quote African
Speaker 1: American urge. Okay, so we're just gonna say the black urge,
Speaker 1: and it's on Twitter and it's trending, and it shows
Speaker 1: us that we've we black people have all been living
Speaker 1: the same life. Okay, Okay, So I'm gonna read you
Speaker 1: a couple and see whether or not you agree. Okay.
Speaker 1: For our white listeners, we're just having a black moment
Speaker 1: right now, and we love y'all. We're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pick y'all up in about seven minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we might help them understand. So they're a black coworker,
Speaker 1: that's that's true, that's true, all right, Okay. The black
Speaker 1: urge to say I'm ready when you are wait wait, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let me start over, let me start over,
Speaker 1: black people, okay. The black urge to say I'm ready
Speaker 1: when you are, when you're ready to go, y'all. We
Speaker 1: always say I'm ready when you are, yes, and that
Speaker 1: means let's go. Yes, That means I'm ready now, yes,
Speaker 1: not another minute, right, And I said that's ribbing often
Speaker 1: because she's never ready to go. All right. So the
Speaker 1: black urge to scream representative instead of talking to the
Speaker 1: automated system. Okay, how many times have we all been
Speaker 1: automated and we're like, yes, I'll cuss them out, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And when we're screaming representative, it's still to the automated system. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: and we and we're like, who's going to hear that?
Speaker 1: But no, I do? I absolutely do that, yes, or
Speaker 1: I'll say custumer cyrus CRUs yes. Okay, So black people
Speaker 1: we all the same, because we're all doing this alright.
Speaker 1: White people probably do that too. Nobody wants to talk
Speaker 1: to the damn automated system, and they make you go
Speaker 1: through hoops in order to get to the place where
Speaker 1: you can even be set up to click the thing
Speaker 1: to talk to the representing Oh my gosh. And then
Speaker 1: isn't it the worst? I'm sorry to get side track.
Speaker 1: Isn't the worst when you finally get there and you
Speaker 1: get disconnected? Oh my god, it happened to me the
Speaker 1: other day. I wanted to cuss, right I did cuss? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, the black urge to say, that's why your
Speaker 1: ship is fucked up? Now when you see a car
Speaker 1: with with that's damage, driving crazy, Okay, So when you
Speaker 1: see a damage car driving crazy and then you say,
Speaker 1: that's why your ship is sucked up. Now, don't y'all
Speaker 1: say that you see a car drop? Um? Core Corey
Speaker 1: is in the room with us, Coryus, Robbin's um son,
Speaker 1: and I just want to say I'm sorry for such
Speaker 1: um bad um, you know, words coming out of now. Okay,
Speaker 1: this this is child's place. Yes, but anytime you see
Speaker 1: a car swerving and you're like, and it's all dented up,
Speaker 1: You're like, that's why it's just already sucked up. Absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: we all say that. Okay, oh, this is what I say.
Speaker 1: This all the time. The black earths to say, I've
Speaker 1: been ripping and running all day after completing various tasks,
Speaker 1: ripping and running that require you to leave the home.
Speaker 1: How many times do we say we said ripping and run,
Speaker 1: ripping and running. Where did that come from? I don't
Speaker 1: know that. Literally, yes, our parents said ripping and running.
Speaker 1: Their parents said ripping and running, ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping
Speaker 1: and run? Are we ripping? What are we ripping? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what we were ripping. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: this is one for me because I do this hard time.
Speaker 1: The urge to say child when you want to communicate
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of emotions and all one word, you can't. Yes,
Speaker 1: you just be like child like ship, it's good, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be good. But when she has a story to
Speaker 1: tell and she starts up with child, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good story. All right. We got a couple more, um,
Speaker 1: the urge to turn off unnecessary lights in other people's houses.
Speaker 1: Like you walk in somebody's house and you see all
Speaker 1: these lights on all over the place, you just go
Speaker 1: around turn them off. I do that. I do that too.
Speaker 1: Why are we all why all black people live in
Speaker 1: the same life because we don't want to get our
Speaker 1: ass race on electricity? Okay, when we have the urge
Speaker 1: to want to know whose baby is doing all that
Speaker 1: hollering in the store, So you hear a baby or
Speaker 1: in Robin's house, a whole another if you listen to
Speaker 1: another podcast, okay, but like you hear a baby and
Speaker 1: you're going off in the story, You're like, whose baby
Speaker 1: is that? And what I ain't doing? And then what
Speaker 1: do you do when you see the person? You just
Speaker 1: look at him up and down, like get your baby?
Speaker 1: And next you have a baby, you just know like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, everybody in here is complaining about me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Right, okay, this, this is the last one.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Okay. The earth is saying, these
Speaker 1: kids gonna sleep good tonight when you watch him playing
Speaker 1: at a birthday party and then you look at you
Speaker 1: like they're gonna sleep good tonight. Don't even get in
Speaker 1: the shower and go straight to bed, go straight to bed. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait one more. Okay, anytime something costs forty dollars, it's
Speaker 1: always forty dollars. Forty dollars. We all say that forty dollars, like,
Speaker 1: forty dollars is just over the threshold for allars, is
Speaker 1: way too much more than thirty nine, way too much.
Speaker 1: We we went broke after boy it dollars gonna make
Speaker 1: us broke. Y'all were always like forty dollars a glass
Speaker 1: of a glass of um, not a glass for at Okay,
Speaker 1: do we miss any Okay that was on Twitter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so much more. I mean, we could
Speaker 1: go on for days, We could go on for day. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna actually I want you all to send
Speaker 1: us some Okay, this this is for this is for
Speaker 1: our black folks. Oh no, no, in the white world.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be some in the white world. Yes, they
Speaker 1: have you guys in the white world, are there is
Speaker 1: ms are things that all white people say that y'all
Speaker 1: all understand. Okay, if so, send us that to what's
Speaker 1: up at reasonably shady dot Com? Send us that, okay.
Speaker 1: And if there's some black ones that I forgot, send
Speaker 1: us that. By the way, today we're at Robin's house.
Speaker 1: And I walked into Robbin's house and it is full
Speaker 1: blown decorating of Christmas decorations. I mean, there's a tree there,
Speaker 1: about eighteen reefs, reefs, reefs on reefs with lights on
Speaker 1: them all over the house. And I'm, yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: little jealous. I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was domesticated and what Okay, you're domesticated.
Speaker 1: And I don't have not one piece of decoration for
Speaker 1: Christmas up in my house. Okay. So it's so funny
Speaker 1: because like every year, it varies from like when I
Speaker 1: put my decorations up to even if I do so,
Speaker 1: like last year, I didn't put a single decoration up Okay,
Speaker 1: this year, I put mine up on Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: On Thanksgiving. Then I've had other years where I literally
Speaker 1: put them up on like December three. So I'm like
Speaker 1: all over the place, and I think it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. It's like there's no rhyme
Speaker 1: or reason to it. But this year I put my
Speaker 1: decorations up on Thanksgiving. So you had a turkey or
Speaker 1: you had some food or whatever you ate Thanksgive down
Speaker 1: and then you were like, hmmm, it's time for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of so I wanted to have
Speaker 1: I actually I think I started the day before because
Speaker 1: I wanted to like have my tree up. Oh I
Speaker 1: have I put the tree up. But then on Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: like my father was helping me like put my ribbon
Speaker 1: around my tree. So so my my parents were able
Speaker 1: to watch us put up trees and reaths and all
Speaker 1: that type of stuff. Okay, okay, I'm extremely impressed. The
Speaker 1: I have a confession. The only reason why my stuff
Speaker 1: is put up so early is because I recently emptied
Speaker 1: out my storage unit that I had for the past
Speaker 1: four or five years when we were in the town
Speaker 1: house and in my storage unit was was my Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1: Oh and so when we emptied the storage unit out,
Speaker 1: I said, well, instead of putting the Christmas decorations in
Speaker 1: the basement in the storage room, yeah, let's just put
Speaker 1: him in the dining room because that because you put
Speaker 1: it in the basement, you have to walk them downstairs, exactly.
Speaker 1: It was it's easier for you to just set it
Speaker 1: up when you walk in the house exactly, so instead
Speaker 1: of like putting them in the storage room and you
Speaker 1: gotta bring them back up. They were like, smack Dad
Speaker 1: in my face. So he I just said, that's a
Speaker 1: little confession. I'm really not that good. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm I'm highly impressed. Thank you. I appreciate. I mean,
Speaker 1: my tree is pretty, It's very pretty. And and now okay,
Speaker 1: so you know I have a shopping problem. Yes, So
Speaker 1: now I have been shopping on like Christmas decoration sites
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but all the decorations are oh no,
Speaker 1: they're not finished. Oh okay, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: winter wonderland over here. Yes, okay, I have I have
Speaker 1: more stuff coming for my tree. I have a couple
Speaker 1: more like little lip trees that are arriving soon. So
Speaker 1: now my shopping problem has transitioned into Christmas decorations. Oh wow, wow,
Speaker 1: poor one. Okay, So I, um, every year, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I've said this to the people. Every year
Speaker 1: my dad comes into town and he and my daughters
Speaker 1: get the Christmas tree together. Right, this is always a
Speaker 1: live tree. They somehow always pick like a Charlie brown
Speaker 1: looking one. I'm not quite sure why that's coming in
Speaker 1: my house, but it does and I don't mind. And
Speaker 1: then they decorated, so it's always Charlie brown Ish looking
Speaker 1: and decorated crazy. Yeah that's not cute and not cute,
Speaker 1: but they do it and it's sentimental. I like that. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So my dad hasn't come in town yet, so I
Speaker 1: have not one piece of decoration. He's coming up a
Speaker 1: flight Yes, yes, it's a flight book t is definitely coming.
Speaker 1: So we will get that done, can we? All right?
Speaker 1: So your girls are getting a little bit older now,
Speaker 1: can we? Can we not make it Charlie brown Ish?
Speaker 1: Can you buy some new ornaments? Can I send you
Speaker 1: some links? Okay, and send me some damblings, some beautiful ornaments? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: send me some links okay. Um, my trees are not
Speaker 1: Charlie Brownish, and I use the artificial tree, and I
Speaker 1: actually think this year, I'm gonna bubble wrap. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave my tree as is, and I'm gonna bubble wrap
Speaker 1: the whole thing right and store it that way, with
Speaker 1: the ornaments on it, with everything on it. Robin, that
Speaker 1: sounds absurd. That sounds genius. So does that people who
Speaker 1: don't feel like breaking down a tree and putting it
Speaker 1: back up every year. This is like lazy personified. This
Speaker 1: is lazy times ten. This is genius. Okay, I'm somebody
Speaker 1: listening to this is like, that is an amazing idea.
Speaker 1: Where do you get bubble wrap from you line? I
Speaker 1: can order it, that's easy, more ordering offline. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's piece of cake. I mean the moving companies, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I mean, I'm telling you that's a
Speaker 1: trick y'all to do it because because the thing is
Speaker 1: like with the artificial trees, and you don't know this,
Speaker 1: because you get a live one. When you break them down,
Speaker 1: you kind of have to like smush them back into
Speaker 1: to store them. So then when you take them out
Speaker 1: the next year, you gotta gotta open them all up.
Speaker 1: That's the worst part to me about decorating an artificial tree.
Speaker 1: It's like opening the branches back up and making the
Speaker 1: tree full again. Got it, I got it? Okay, So
Speaker 1: if you bubble rapp it, you know it's not gonna
Speaker 1: get some mushed No, it's just it's just gonna stand
Speaker 1: up in a corner in my storage room. I got
Speaker 1: a nice, little big storage room. All right, we're moving on. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Robin told me earlier that, um, she wants to
Speaker 1: talk about like the fact that she has in her phone, right,
Speaker 1: she has favorites. Okay, So I asked her because she
Speaker 1: asked me if I have any favorites, and I don't
Speaker 1: have any favorites. You didn't set any favorites. I don't
Speaker 1: have not one favorite. So the favorites is for like
Speaker 1: people that you call frequently, right, So it's like, so
Speaker 1: you can like easily you just pressed the little first
Speaker 1: of all, show you. You probably don't even know where
Speaker 1: to find that. I do know where to find it,
Speaker 1: so wait a minute, so wait, wait, wait before you
Speaker 1: can show me. So I asked rob and I was like, Robin,
Speaker 1: am I one of your favorites? And she was like,
Speaker 1: when we get to the podcast. I'll show you. We'll see.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of like the moment of truth
Speaker 1: is to find out whether or not I hurt my
Speaker 1: fellow Green Eye bandit has favorited me in her phone.
Speaker 1: What do you think? I hope. So I'm starting to
Speaker 1: get nervous. I don't know, Carly, what do you think? Yes, Carly,
Speaker 1: I direct your operations, says yes, I said, I will.
Speaker 1: I will go down my list of favorites, Okay, in order.
Speaker 1: Juan Corey Carter, Carter FaceTime, Mom, Mom, work, dad, Mark.
Speaker 1: That's my brother, Mom and dad. That's their house phone. Nadia.
Speaker 1: That's my college friend, one of my besties, Julie. That's
Speaker 1: my cousin, Brandon. That's Jane's cousin because he used to
Speaker 1: live with us. Giselle. Right, guys, I made the cuts. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I was started like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not really a friend, I'm not a favorite. I'm
Speaker 1: almost done. Okay. Jermaine, which is Jan's brother who has
Speaker 1: lived with us and is now in our house. And
Speaker 1: Carly and Carly is a mavorite. He's made it too,
Speaker 1: our d o oh made it. Yes, Carley, Carl, we
Speaker 1: made the cut. Who I was getting nervous over here. Really,
Speaker 1: Carly said, I'm on her favorites and I better be
Speaker 1: on her and she better be on mine. Okay, So
Speaker 1: this is this is a question for the people. If
Speaker 1: you're not in your man's favorites, m but he's in yours.
Speaker 1: But does he have favorites? True? Because I don't have favorites,
Speaker 1: so it's not a thing. But if he has favorites
Speaker 1: and you're not in it, should you look at the
Speaker 1: relationship a little differently? Yeah? I mean I think that's
Speaker 1: that's a that's something to ask, something to address. It
Speaker 1: might be that you all call each other so frequently
Speaker 1: that you're like right there on his callog and he
Speaker 1: can just hit your name. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You're true so like in it's crazy, Like so, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I just added you the other day. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so mad at Robin right now. Now. My feelings
Speaker 1: are really hurt. Robin just added me the other day.
Speaker 1: I thought I was like in like Flynn like years ago,
Speaker 1: but I just got at it. But it's because I
Speaker 1: realized how often we talked, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just need to add a right here. Carly. I realized,
Speaker 1: like how often we talk text communicate, right that I
Speaker 1: just add her the other day? You do? Okay? Did
Speaker 1: you add Carly before after me? This was this would
Speaker 1: really be like key. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: all on the same most shoe minutes ban Oh okay, Carly,
Speaker 1: we just got added seven seconds ago longer. Car Actually
Speaker 1: this is really sad, guys. I just want to tell
Speaker 1: you out here in this podcast world. I thought I
Speaker 1: would have been added to Robert's favorites. Maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's a season one, season one. Could I have gotten
Speaker 1: at it? Then I had to wait your season six
Speaker 1: s at it? Yeah, I mean it was it's way overdue.
Speaker 1: It's way overdue. And I just realized. I was like
Speaker 1: just looking at it, and I said, I think it
Speaker 1: was just you know, it just it was a time
Speaker 1: when I had to reach out. I had to call you,
Speaker 1: and I had to go in my context to fine,
Speaker 1: you know. I was like m hmm, like okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not adding you untill season ten if we make it that. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: listen now I do have in my I have UM.
Speaker 1: It was so weird because Robin and I on our
Speaker 1: text messages Robin and I are in a group text
Speaker 1: a million times with a million differ people like it's
Speaker 1: like me Robin and Ashley, me Robbin and me Robin
Speaker 1: and so so like it's like rob and I a
Speaker 1: million group text me Robin and Carly like too many people. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I have named some of my group text so
Speaker 1: for my kids their favorite people. Oh that's cute. And
Speaker 1: it's just the four of us. Yeah, that's all the
Speaker 1: favorites that I got in my phone people. That's it.
Speaker 1: And we have a recently be shady group chat with Carly,
Speaker 1: Giselle and Carly. It's called reasonably Shady Genius Genius. All right, eyes,
Speaker 1: we are out of here, but we definitely want to
Speaker 1: once again encourage you to leave the reviews. We really
Speaker 1: appreciate it. It makes Black Effect, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: the platform that we're on, it makes them happy, so
Speaker 1: you know, we want to make Black Effect happy. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then lets us know that we're doing something good. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And put your tree up or your decorations, whatever you celebrate,
Speaker 1: put them up. Oh is this the last day of Hanaka?
Speaker 1: I think that past already Hanka has done. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what is it the yarn? What's the thing with the cancels? Stude? Okay, Manora,
Speaker 1: I guess you'd keep it there? Do you put it away?
Speaker 1: Never mind? Anyway, yes, anyway, do what you do for
Speaker 1: the holiday season, and remember, live your life. Either reasonable
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