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Speaker 1: and welcome to Stradio Lab, the first and only podcast

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Speaker 1: to be recorded in quarantine. I am sitting here now

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Speaker 1: Thanks for circling back. Well, of course I'm always trying

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Speaker 1: This email finds me a well god, I'm I'm good.

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Speaker 1: as soon as you underthink it, we than overthinking is underthinking.

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Speaker 1: So just that middle ground between overthinking underthink that's mid things.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people will be two in the middle, which when

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Speaker 1: they're that it's really painful for them. That actually can

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Speaker 1: be the worst of all. I'm scared. Okay, does that

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Speaker 1: make sense? Does that make sense? That's actually so helpful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys, Sam going okay? Zoom works drinks or

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Speaker 1: a virtual we Birthday cards sour dough starter or kombucha starter,

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Speaker 1: up knitting, or contemplating grad school, gra being mad at

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Speaker 1: Runners or being mad at the government. Sally Rooney's Normal

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Speaker 1: People or Sally Field as Mary Todd Lincoln Normy. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be hot when this is over. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: hog when this is over. Hog and er big hog energy.

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Speaker 1: Okay watching season three of the Real Housewives of New

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Speaker 1: York or reading one page of Severance by Lingma season

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Speaker 1: three or real Well, I'm done, Joe Biden or literally

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Speaker 1: anyone else, literally any want okay, going off? Bring the

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Speaker 1: going off a lot like a huge Biden nut. I've

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Speaker 1: been supporting him since day one. Oh my god, that

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Speaker 1: would be such a huge that would be incredible. It's

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Speaker 1: hard out there. That was really Hey, guys, that was

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Speaker 1: really cool. You did so well. I'm calculating your score now.

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Speaker 1: I believe you got um an eight. Oh. I used

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Speaker 1: to think that eight um seven was the sexiest number,

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Speaker 1: but eight was also cool. Well, it's Kirby like theos

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Speaker 1: in the shower. Yeah, because eight like eight, it's popular now.

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Speaker 1: When I was growing up, it was all about seven,

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Speaker 1: all about seven supermodel it was it was Kate Moss

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Speaker 1: and now it's all about its Kardashians. It's eight. So

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Speaker 1: eight is now the sexiest number. I don't know. Six

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Speaker 1: has that fat bottom, you know, I know that you

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Speaker 1: like six hour Glass, Queen George, you probably like fucking

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Speaker 1: four such a nerdy for do not like four? You know,

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Speaker 1: it's even more psycho liking to to be very too.

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Speaker 1: It's like a majestic number, Like it's like kind of

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Speaker 1: it's like so close to the beginning, and yet it's

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Speaker 1: so different. That's why it's so pathetic. It's like trying

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Speaker 1: to one. Do you know what's stupid about two? You know,

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Speaker 1: how too? As a prime number? Actually, oh that is

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Speaker 1: that is like two and three? Well three, I get, okay, three,

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Speaker 1: it's an odd number. But to be to be even

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Speaker 1: and to look and to be even in and be prime,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's like, um and as popular as two

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Speaker 1: in terms of like dividing something and half half is

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Speaker 1: one of the main things we have, right exactly. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's that crazy, you know, it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's like kind of nonconforming for an even number,

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Speaker 1: like don't get mad at it for just like trying

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Speaker 1: to switch things up. But this is a heteroonormative podcast, right, right,

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Speaker 1: So two is gay, which is bad? Every everyone's your

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Speaker 1: favorite number? On three? We all say one at the

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Speaker 1: same time. Wait, do you want to know something devastating

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Speaker 1: and related to the topic of our to the theme

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Speaker 1: of our podcast, I used when I was in like

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Speaker 1: elementary slash middle school, I would say my favorite number

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Speaker 1: was two because it was Derek Jeter's number. How long

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Speaker 1: were you guys straight for? I came out to people

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Speaker 1: around me when I was like seventeen eighteen, and then

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Speaker 1: I came out to my parents a little later. I

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Speaker 1: came out to friends when I was nineteen, and then

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Speaker 1: I came out to my parents when I was twenty five.

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Speaker 1: And then you came out to me like halfway through

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Speaker 1: our date, and I was like, all right, he's good,

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Speaker 1: that's right. And I famously went for like drinks once

485
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Speaker 1: and we both were like, there's an energy here. It

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Speaker 1: was actually pretty erotic, and it's yeah, especially because like

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Speaker 1: your sam is my type is close to my at least,

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Speaker 1: like jacent is type adjacent for me at least if

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Speaker 1: nothing else, And so I was feeling. Wait, when was

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Speaker 1: this two summers ago? Okay, so it wasn't like you

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Speaker 1: were out, No, I was. I was hanging out with

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Speaker 1: my gay friend Sam, who was then day Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: new show for Quimby, Dating for the Night, Dating for

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Speaker 1: the Night, Katherine, I just want to ask you to

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Speaker 1: please not make fun of Quimby. Why employee? He would

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Speaker 1: guess what? I would pay millions to be involved in

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Speaker 1: a quickly project and I did pay millions to be

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Speaker 1: involved in it. I would pay billions to be involved

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Speaker 1: in anything that wasn't just me dancing on my living

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Speaker 1: room in like slutty outfits, being like, hey, please, God

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Speaker 1: on Earth, pay attention to me. Actually it is Chrissy

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Speaker 1: Teagan's Quimby show. Please God, pay attention to me. Please please,

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Speaker 1: got to pay attention to me. I looked Pacos and nachos,

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Speaker 1: Tacos and nachos Colin, Please God, that's actually the perfect name.

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Speaker 1: Did you read that interview with Alison Roman today where

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Speaker 1: she dragged Chrissy Teagan on the floor? Hearing processing that information? Okay, so,

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Speaker 1: so there was an interview with Alison Roman um where

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Speaker 1: she dragged both Chrissy Teagan and who's the lady tidying up?

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Speaker 1: Marie condo? What did she say? First of all, where

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Speaker 1: do you guys stand on Alison Roman? And which recipes

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Speaker 1: have you made? Okay? I have made the the first

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Speaker 1: to the second st This potato did she did? That

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Speaker 1: was like with um, sardines. It was like potatoes and sardines.

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Speaker 1: I made a Brussels sprout thing she did once, um,

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Speaker 1: and a couple of other things. But I haven't made

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Speaker 1: the shallotte pasta. How about you? No, I was one,

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Speaker 1: I actually because I was wondering about the child. I

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Speaker 1: only made the stew, which I found to be really

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Speaker 1: bland unfortunately, the first to yellow. Yeah, the chicken one, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was. That was like probably my the

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Speaker 1: least favorite thing that I've actually really liked. Her second stew,

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Speaker 1: which is the white bean that one looks good. Feel

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Speaker 1: embarrassed to say this, Like I am scared of anchovies,

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Speaker 1: and I know that's a pedestrian thought, but I just

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Speaker 1: like I can't connect with them, so um bleep. The

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Speaker 1: guy am dating said something recently that I found to

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Speaker 1: be insightful, which is that sardines are like a food,

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Speaker 1: but anchovies are um. But anchovies are seasoning, so like

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Speaker 1: anchovies are just like a way to put salt on

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Speaker 1: It's literally like flavored salt, like if you if you

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Speaker 1: try to use it. I was scarred. I tried to

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Speaker 1: make a caesar for like a dinner party for someone

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Speaker 1: I hated, and I try, I was I got terrified

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Speaker 1: of the anchovie in the kitchen and I didn't know

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Speaker 1: what to do with myself. And this was twenty teens.

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Speaker 1: You can imagine our heart. That must have member me.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's before before the stew even. Yeah, to

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Speaker 1: deal with a pre in a Preeste culture, to cook

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Speaker 1: at all in a pre Stu culture, it wasn't done

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Speaker 1: back then. I was listening back to a previous Epp

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Speaker 1: and George, you mentioned Ellison Roman before and I had

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Speaker 1: no idea who she was. And guess what I did,

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00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 1: pretended like I knew you really expertly pretended though, because

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Speaker 1: I now remember this episode, it was actually a pretty

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Speaker 1: significant portion. So Katherine, to catch you up, we were

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Speaker 1: talking about who are ideal listener is in that episode

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Speaker 1: and we created an entire mythology and it is um,

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Speaker 1: a gender queer Bard recent Bard graduate named mix Emma,

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Speaker 1: and they are listening while making the Alison Romans stewed

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Speaker 1: and Sam just pretended that he knew what I was

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Speaker 1: talking about. The said, yeah, yeah, totally, that's so right,

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Speaker 1: and I get it, but to do it with your

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Speaker 1: co host say yeah, and you mean we need honest

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Speaker 1: look at truly, but it's just like when we're really

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Speaker 1: gonna hold up the pod, Like our podcast is sacred,

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Speaker 1: So it's like, are we really gonna like hold up

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Speaker 1: the podcast to be like, well, who's Alison Roman? Like

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Speaker 1: you know, it's just like no, let's let's let's keep

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Speaker 1: the dialogue on track. Well, you know, I recently fully

560
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Speaker 1: went off on people in our group chat. Sam, you

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Speaker 1: remember this for not knowing who Alison Roman was your

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Speaker 1: group chat? Like, in fact, I said that, I said,

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Speaker 1: I think my exact words were, it is shocking to

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Speaker 1: me that people in this thread would not know who

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Speaker 1: Alison Roman is. I agree the things that I heard

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Speaker 1: about this chat. I'm like, I would to be a

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Speaker 1: fly on the wall. I would give anything for I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Matt's exact response was fuck you,

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Speaker 1: George speaking of gay good that was a really good segue.

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Speaker 1: We awesome culture. Jee's holding up birth control is holding

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Speaker 1: up what appears to be a birth control. What is that?

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Speaker 1: I'm convinced this is making my body look different and

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Speaker 1: putting me in a bad move. But I am so

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Speaker 1: addicted to getting filled up with com that I have

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Speaker 1: to keep digging it. Wait, are you guys on fenced?

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Speaker 1: Because I just started one. I want you to be

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Speaker 1: a part of my community. Wait, I want to be

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00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: a part of your community. I don't have one. Sam

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00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 1: does have them, but he doesn't allow anyone to follow.

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Speaker 1: It's more of a prot I don't look at me.

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Speaker 1: I don't trust you, guys. I want to talk about this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: no one's going to care. But I did three fourths anal? WHOA,

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Speaker 1: what's big? Is Brian's? Yeah? That's how biggest talk is

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Speaker 1: Bring Brian out and how him show us this. I

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Speaker 1: don't worry he is. He must have his headphones because

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Speaker 1: I think he's right next to me. Ben. He did leave,

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Speaker 1: he did we um we tried three fourth anal so

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Speaker 1: that it went in three fourths of the way. Very smart, Sam,

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00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: very good. I wasn't sure did How did you? What

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Speaker 1: inspired it? What did inspire? Okay? Well? What inspired it?

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Speaker 1: Was that I've been and tell me if this is

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00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: too straight for your taste, I'm talking as like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's okay because for me, like to be a straight

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Speaker 1: girl talking about anal, it's like okay, it's I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it's we get it. Sure. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's true though, because here's the thing you don't have.

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Speaker 1: What's it called? But it's my it's my job to

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Speaker 1: be like I might try it. Like that's a straight

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Speaker 1: girl in my role in culture is to be like,

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Speaker 1: I want to try it. I think it's fun because

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Speaker 1: it's such a shared experience. It can be like wow, okay,

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00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: so like does it like, how did you feel about it?

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00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: Like it's amazing that we can all have that. Yeah,

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00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: And it's crazy. I mean, honestly, the craziest part of

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Speaker 1: this all. It's like I haven't even talked about this

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Speaker 1: on my own podcast yet. And that's what you guys

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Speaker 1: do to me. You make me feel just exclusive of

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Speaker 1: the way stradio laugh exclusive before when I said before,

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Speaker 1: when I said you don't have a and then I

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Speaker 1: stopped because I forgot the word. The word was prostate.

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Speaker 1: But keep going. You got your room got so dark?

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Speaker 1: George hap. It happened so suddenly because George, wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to turn the light on. You look like

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Speaker 1: someone who would hurt. So tell us, tell us about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: was it fun or did it? Like? No, it was

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Speaker 1: so fun because I think, first of all, it's like

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Speaker 1: I've been enjoying like a finger. I think for me

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Speaker 1: mostly it was like just like the newness and like

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Speaker 1: the intensity is such after being with this person like

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Speaker 1: all the time every day, and like you know, we

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Speaker 1: know our rhythms sexually and said interroducing you. It was

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Speaker 1: just really but wow. So I'm excited to see where

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Speaker 1: this chapter takes me. The Normal People I haven't I've

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Speaker 1: only watched four episodes. I only could watch three. Did

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Speaker 1: you watch the whole thing? Sam? I haven't seen a nap.

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Speaker 1: Did you read the book? I did read the book.

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Speaker 1: But you know what's so funny about books and me

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Speaker 1: is that I literally never can remember a single thing

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Speaker 1: about them after I know, I thought, well, I I

630
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: felt that way while watching it. I was like I

631
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: kept as things were happening, I would remember back to

632
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 1: when I read them. But if you were to ask

633
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: me what is the plot of Normal People, I couldn't

634
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: tell you, not even close, especially because I think the book,

635
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: Like the whole time I was reading it, I was like, yeah,

636
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this, but I don't know what the hypes about.

637
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: I'd liked her other book better. I would say I

638
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: thought the other book. I thought the other book was

639
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: overall better, but I thought Normal People's best moments were better.

640
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: Like I thought Normal People was more inconsistent. So like

641
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: there were part there were like paragraphs where I was like, oh,

642
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: this is really this is like a more you know,

643
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: you can tells. She's more kind of like it's like

644
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 1: a more maturely written prose or whatever. But like, but overall,

645
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: I think the first book is like a better book

646
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: from beginning to this is absolutely um like showing up

647
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: to class without having done the reading vibes. I have

648
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: a question totally. I have a question not reading in

649
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: general now if we're going to go there, because George,

650
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean maybe you guys feel this way. I I

651
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: have a disease where because as a as a merrit

652
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: well you were never mind as school children in general, yes,

653
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: Like I was just taught to read so so so quickly,

654
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: so I could get through stuff so even now when

655
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: I read for pleasure, I find myself like literally against

656
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: the clock, racing through ship and like not even I'm like,

657
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: what is this for this book? I'm not trying to

658
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: prove to anyone that I like, yeah, I'm such a

659
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: slow readers. I take my time. And I also really

660
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: like rereading things, Like if I read a paragraph that

661
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: I like a lot, I will then like read it again.

662
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: I'll find myself reading a page and like kind of

663
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: zoning out and being like wait now I have to

664
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: go back and read that whole page, and like I

665
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: just will I take my time? Yeah, no, I take

666
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: my time. I mean I do wish I didn't because

667
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: I see other people, um, for instance, George, I'll say

668
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: Stradio Lab listener Dan Dadario, friend of the Friend of

669
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: the Pod last year on December, released his list of

670
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: books he had read that year, and it was I

671
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: believe books that Psycho And I was like, oh, I

672
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: didn't even know if it was an option, because I

673
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: do feel like I always have a book that I'm reading.

674
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm not you know, but I but

675
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 1: I I really do just take my time. I find

676
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just go through phases like the

677
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: first month of cord I didn't read anything, and now

678
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm kind of back on track. What are you reading?

679
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: I just finished, um, the Merry Gatskill story Short Stories

680
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: Bad Behavior? Have you read this? Oh no? But I

681
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: mean obviously I really like her. She had a reason. Yeah,

682
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: her recent thing was really good too, about like yeah,

683
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: she feels like a tiny is like a tiny book

684
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 1: about kind of a me too situation from exactly. Yeah, guys,

685
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: this podcast getting too smart sight like literally like you

686
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: would love that. This story is a really good bad behavior. Okay,

687
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: let's talk about come, let's talk about com again. Talk

688
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: Are you guys fucking or what's the vibe? I'm very

689
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: rarely have animals anyway, so not like fucking in the

690
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: classic sense, more than you up? You literally do you know?

691
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: I did try to use a dildo to j O

692
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: this week because I was like, I gotta start like

693
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: getting back into anal. It's like reading for me, what

694
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: was the Christmas Tan show? Taco Taco? Look at me

695
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: at tacos and notchos? Colin God, will you please look

696
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: at me? I think, well, you know, we we have

697
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: the record, we can look back. But m getting back

698
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: getting back into anal won't you please look at me? Yeah? Um? Wait,

699
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: should we like talk about our topic? Oh yeah, I

700
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: guess it feels like such a hard pivot, but let's

701
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: do it. I'm excited about the topic. Okay, great at

702
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: minute fifty seven, are you ready, Catherine to introduce the topic. So,

703
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: for me, a huge part of my is this. I

704
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: don't know how this works, but for me don't have

705
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: a structure for it. So go ahead. A huge part

706
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: of straight culture is monogramming things. So you so you

707
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: are from Texas? First of all, I think, yeah, I'm

708
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: from Texas. I also know, like Sam as someone who

709
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: went to uv A, you probably know a lot about

710
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: monogramming as well. Yes, And before I loved in Southern

711
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: Virginia and there was it was a huge part of

712
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: the culture graduation me growing up like it was normal,

713
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: like everyone everything you had guys and girls, you had

714
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: your initials on it or your name l being backpack.

715
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: It was really everyone had an l being backpack with

716
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: their initials. Everyone had John Hart tore the Trees suitcases,

717
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: luggage with their names on it. And this was normal.

718
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: It was natural. And when I graduated high school, I

719
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: received I would say at least like sixteen to twenty

720
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: items um with my name on them. I even had

721
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: a little I got a couzy my name on it.

722
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: I got a tumbler that said Katherine had a Princeton

723
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: tiger on it. And so when I got to college

724
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: and I had all this ship, everyone was like, what

725
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: the fuck? Why wait? But on the other hand, you

726
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: did go to Princeton, so I would actually assume most

727
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: people came in with fully monogrammed yeah. But for me,

728
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because to the general world, Princeton

729
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: is like a conservative, preppy place, but when you come

730
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: from like Houston, Texas, like private school, it's like that

731
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't even Princeton felt like a liberal oasis. I

732
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: was like, these are full blown, like sexually liberated feminist

733
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: hippies now, because because they don't have their initials everywhere,

734
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, how can I identify you?

735
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: Are you off the grid? So and then even like

736
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: guys like having like the initial on their um like

737
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Patagonia or like I went to a school with uniforms

738
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: and we had you know, e H s every single

739
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: day e H S H S h S. Especially monogramming

740
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: if you're straight and you come from a trade community

741
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: that's like country clubby and like Christian, you're going to

742
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: have some monogram ship. I still have adopt kit from

743
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: my high school graduation present that has like stt on

744
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 1: it and it's like so embarrassing and I hate it. Thompson,

745
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: Oh that is wow. Wait what's yours? Commins wows until

746
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: you hit Cohen hard hard left and we're Jewish at

747
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: this point. Congrats on that. By the way, it's all

748
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: erotic exotic mashups getting married for once. George, you said

749
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: something really troubling and the text before I'm scared this information.

750
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: So here's so the information. The information is that I

751
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: don't have a middle name. And that is like like, oh,

752
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: you know, like did they forget? Like what He's here's

753
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: the thing. Okay, so birds are really complicated, like it

754
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: totally see, like being like a total rush and forgetting.

755
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: There's a second ment to this, which is that both

756
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: my sisters do no, yes, there there's something really dark.

757
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Here's the thing. If you look at

758
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: our names, it's almost like my parents were slowly figuring

759
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: out how middle names work. Because what happened was I

760
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: don't have one. Then my sister, rather than having a

761
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,479
Speaker 1: middle name, has a first name and then a dash

762
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: and then a second name on her birth on her passport,

763
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: and then the third one actually has a real middle name.

764
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 1: So it's almost like they were like, okay, attempt one,

765
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: like I don't, let's just not even put anything down.

766
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to risk it. Attempt to. I guess

767
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: it's one name, and then attempt three. They like, finally

768
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: got it. I'm scared for that. Yeah, so how did that?

769
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: Was that hard? Growing up? So here's the thing, um, I.

770
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: First of all, middle names are generally a very like

771
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: they don't exist everywhere, like you know, my family's Greek,

772
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: like not, it's not like that common for all Greek,

773
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: for Greek people to have min Damn, it's breaking out.

774
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: Your global perspective is complicating my bring a global perspective, watched,

775
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: this is my worldview. Don't make it like this. Keep

776
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: it narrow. Maybe maybe Sam, just because you haven't read

777
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: the Irish novelist Sally Rooney's books, normal people in the

778
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: conversation with friends, you know, it doesn't mean you can't

779
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: handle a little globalism. You know. The moment I found

780
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: out she was irish, was today on this podcast this

781
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: whole time years old. That's insane. Wait, Sam, she's That's

782
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: the whole thing is that she's like really really like God,

783
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: these are the things you have to know if you

784
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: want to be in straight culture. Oh, she's how did

785
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: she get famous? That's why she's like, she's like the

786
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: big Yes, is like a huge success because she read

787
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: her first book she was like five. I guess how

788
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: the heck did she focus twenty four and writing a book.

789
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I worried. I'm worried about her at this one.

790
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm worried about Sally. The other thing about Rooney is

791
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: that in all interviews she's like, I mean, she's just

792
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh, I don't really pay attention to

793
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: at all, Like, yeah, I guess I'm famous. If you

794
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: say so. If she in a relationship, I need to know, yes,

795
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: she is. In fact, I think there's like a controversy

796
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: because she guy long term unless they've broken up in

797
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: the last six months. That was the last time I

798
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: checked in on her. But I do think I do

799
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: know that there's like I guess it's controversial that he's

800
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: kind of like from a wealthy family because she herself

801
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: is an avowed Marxist. We love that. Okay, I smell

802
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: a new book. Have you guys ever considered class anyway?

803
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: I dot dot dot f y c class um parasite

804
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: as you would say, parasite, vibes parasite. Uh so okay, sorry,

805
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: literally your real name. So here's something so my So

806
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 1: my family, like we um, We came over to America

807
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: when I was young, and we moved back to Greece

808
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: when I was a teenager as everyone else. So when

809
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: I was living in the States and New Jersey, I

810
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: was in a very like I would say, very like

811
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: white Republican honestly, probably similar to whatever Princeton is, like Catherine,

812
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was like in a slightly

813
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: different part of New Jersey, but um, a lot of

814
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: like country clubs across very connecticuty And I truly, as

815
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: much as like I in no way like pretend that

816
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm that I faced any kind of oppression. That it

817
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: was very alienating, Like I truly had no idea what

818
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: any of those things meant. Like I didn't know what

819
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: when people were like the like the country. I didn't

820
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: know what a country club was. I didn't know what

821
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: any of these weird like sports were. This is this

822
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: is absolutely disgusting. You just had the word country club,

823
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: and I go, I really want to be LT. In

824
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 1: my head, I was like, I wish we had BLT

825
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:29,959
Speaker 1: stuff for dinner. Cancel me. I still don't like. Also,

826
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: this was during a time when like it was really

827
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: it was cool for people to be wearing like double

828
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: polos with like flips, or like guys wearing lily pullets

829
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: or ties. Do you remember those? You Pulletzer? Of course,

830
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: she's a legend, an absolute queen. Oh my god. Yeah,

831
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: Like in the town of Princeton there's a Lily pulletzer store,

832
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: a barber store and that's it. When vine store Vineyard vines.

833
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: What about that brand that it's like a black Dog? Yeah,

834
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: what is that? Do you know what I'm talking about?

835
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: You do know what I'm talking about? Okay, I feel

836
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: like it's like Cape cod or something. Wait, I'm gonna

837
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: look it up. Black Dog, no brand, It's called the

838
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Speaker 1: black Dog. George, you're making this Okay. Wait. The Black

839
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: Dog is a restaurant in Tavern and Vineyard Haven on

840
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: the island of Martha's Vineyard and they have okay, and

841
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: they have desperate for attention. You're making all this, you know,

842
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 1: and they have a good store. They have a store.

843
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: There's literally a photo of the store on the Wikipedia page.

844
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: And they just sell various things that just have a

845
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: black dog and then save the black dog. Oh my god, sad.

846
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, what do you guys have to say about that?

847
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: But to kind of close the loop, um, A distinct

848
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: memory have, for instance, is ordering an LLL being backpack,

849
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: but just ordering it with instead of initials, it just

850
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: said George. Because I was like, okay, my name, which

851
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: other people did too, but that was very much like

852
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: not the norm, but that was actually kind of cool.

853
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: It was like post I remember some of my friends

854
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: to that and we thought that was really cool. Okay, interesting,

855
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: I don't think Um, I've been screaming your name? Oh

856
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: my god? Is that Brian? Yeah? Do you want to

857
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: come say hi? You're on a zoom? How were you zooming? Larry? Oh? Wait? Um?

858
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: I can't? How are you so good? How are you?

859
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: We're good? I did hear you? I heard like I

860
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: heard something. I told them about three fourths were asking

861
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: rats on the three fourths and then we asked how

862
00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: big your dick was, And then I was calling. I

863
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: was like, Brian, come tell them how big your cock is?

864
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: Too gross for Aline even I can't hear anything. She

865
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: describes this is my dream podcast, and I can't hear it.

866
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: I just talked. She describes my dick is being perfect.

867
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: I say that, you know, darling, you could say that

868
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: it's big, and she says, no, it's perfect. Recently, I guess,

869
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: but it feels like it's like a way, It's like

870
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: i'd rather say it's big, but like it is fucking perfect.

871
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: Isn't that like it? But instead you really just double

872
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 1: down on perfect. What I would say is that perfect

873
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: means it's definitely big enough to please. Wow, that's what

874
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: I would say it is. I'd say it's big enough

875
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: to place. I once knew a guy who had tas

876
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: so small the condom fell off, and now he's married,

877
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, who married that dick? Wow? Amongst us,

878
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: here's people don't know this about me. I absolutely, Oh,

879
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: she can't hear me. I forget. Wait, okay, Brian, give

880
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 1: us our guest back, give us our girl bye. Brian,

881
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: um in your life, no, not in my whole life.

882
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: You know his hair looks very good. Shaved his head

883
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: and now that's like it grown out. Okay, wait back,

884
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to go back to the conversation if that's okay, Yes,

885
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: I just want to say that, Oh it's just here.

886
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting a refill. I want to say, um, I

887
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: think small dicks are incredible. Uh. Small tics made me

888
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: feel like I'm a sex god and I can do

889
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: whatever I want. Call me Pete Holmes because I'm sex god. Um,

890
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: comedy sex god. And the whole double on Tendra is

891
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: like it's about those three things, comedy, sex, and god.

892
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: He was Christian, but also he's a comedy sex god.

893
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: He is further and you know what. You know what

894
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: is my one of my favorite phrases that has defined

895
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: my entire life when Bridget Jones picks up the phone

896
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: in the morning and she's just been fucked and she goes, uh, wanton.

897
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: This is Bridget Jones like wanton sex goddess with a

898
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: naughty man between her thighs. And I was like, that's

899
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: what I want to be, a wanton sex goddess. Okay,

900
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. That was the first movie I

901
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: watched in Quarantine. It's so good. It's so good and

902
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: absolutely perfect rom com. I mean, yeah, no, it's because

903
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: you always want And I guess there are other ones

904
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: that are like I'm trying to think of like classic

905
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: rom coms, but that really does just hit all the

906
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: pleasure centers. I guess it is because it's literally Jane Austen.

907
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: But it's also like just like the casting is so perfect,

908
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: and like I mean obviously anything where a woman is

909
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: not like a size zero, I'm like, please please give

910
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: me more of this, like because she's so hot and

911
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: like lusted after, but she always talks about like wanting

912
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: to lose weight and stuff, and I'm like, that's being

913
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: a girl. Well that is the other thing that I

914
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: remember it being such a thing. I remembering it's such

915
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: a thing that she like gained so much like the

916
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 1: press Sure that movie was like, who's normally normal? Looks

917
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: like a giant elephant in this movie, Renee, how did

918
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: you do it? Did you just NonStop just like drink lard?

919
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I don't know, yahn't even it

920
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: was for you and it was hard, but now I'm

921
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: back to normal, thank god. And then you watch the

922
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: movie and she truly looks and then for the third movie,

923
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: I think she refused to gain weight and so she's

924
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: just like the whole plot of the movie is like,

925
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: well I finally didn't drop those final pounds and it's

926
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: like you're as lighting on the firepole was like iconic.

927
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: Let's see. That was like and she and I have

928
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: to I mean, I genuinely do think she looks good,

929
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: like her face looks good like. It's it's not it

930
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 1: isn't like one of those transformations either way, because people

931
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: gain or lose weight and then like you know, actors

932
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: will not look like themselves if they like have a

933
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: big transformation. But with that one, she genuinely looked great. Anyway.

934
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: I have. I just have such an endless crush. I'm

935
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: calling Firth like he can who are you all? Is

936
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: number one slave crushes. I'm curious. Oh, I think, um,

937
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: James Gandolfini, but he's so do you know what I can?

938
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: Can they be dead? Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, James Gondelfini,

939
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: that movie with James Gandolfini and Julia Lleuie Dreyfus. No,

940
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: it's really good. It's really good. It's really good. Does Catherine,

941
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: what is your story? It's not really a story. Just

942
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: at one time, my friend's dad, I'm listening into the room.

943
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,959
Speaker 1: He says to me, like, turn on this channel. There's

944
00:58:54,360 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: a show about It's not turn on there's a show

945
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: about James Gamfelbeinie funny whole number one. Okay, this is

946
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: not at all my current one. But the first thing

947
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: that came to mind was the peak Jude Law era.

948
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: What was that reaction? I have to respect just famously,

949
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: Pat and I don't think he's hot. I mean, I

950
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: think you could argue either way right now. But for me,

951
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: it was like like have you seen Closer? So like

952
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: in Closer, I thought he was really and in fact

953
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: speaking closer, who's the other guy? Oh my god? Why

954
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: am I blanking that guy from like the Nick? Yeah? Yeah,

955
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: wait what's his name? Fuck? What's the guy from the Nick? Clive?

956
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: I would say. Clive Owen was also a bit like

957
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: Clive Owen to me is very sexy. Oh you know

958
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: it was hot Schreiber. He is hot. He is so hot.

959
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: He's hot. Fuck getting I'm wearing literally, um, I'm actually

960
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: I shouldn't start. I just I got like a podcast

961
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: things like a men's wear thing and we ordered these

962
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: boxers and I've been sort of wearing them as an outfit.

963
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, my crush is Awstoly Like early early days,

964
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: it was like Ashton Cutcher, Robert Pattinson And now I'm like,

965
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: is it post Malone? So I know, yeah, I want

966
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: to have I'm allowed to have sex with post Malone?

967
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: Says what's hot about him? To you? Everything? Like wait,

968
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look him up again just to make sure

969
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: this is well. Talents like not hot to me? Is

970
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: that crazy? That's the crazy thing I've ever heard my life.

971
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: Talent is not hot me. No, I literally do not't care.

972
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: I just need specific like body and maybe an attitude.

973
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: That's so crazy to me because I'm the opposite. I

974
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: really like I'm often attracted to, like I'll be attracted

975
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: to my mind demisexual. Oh wait, what's happening? Wait? Now

976
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: what happened? Okay, I'm just got a work email and

977
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: I was like, please God in Heaven and Earth, be

978
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: good news. And here's what it was, medium news. It

979
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: didn't go. I need the direction. Someone told me should

980
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: sing less on my podcast, and I was like, don't

981
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: listen to my podcast if you don't like it was

982
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: it like a commenter like say with me read the

983
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,959
Speaker 1: reviews um, which overall was like amazing because when people

984
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: it's crazy to think that what we do well, you're

985
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: doing here. People actually hear we have not. I have

986
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: to say, you know, we're at some point we are

987
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: going to get a negative review and it's going to

988
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: be crushing. So far we've only gotten positive ones. But fine,

989
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: you're riding high on the back. Yeah. I can't use

990
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: words the way I used to be able to do,

991
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: you know what, Sam, I mean, I am totally forgetting

992
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: the English language. I also do you want to know

993
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: something like kind of weird? So I you know I

994
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: speak Greek? Wait you didn't let us say yes, what

995
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: do you think should we? I mean I actually love

996
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: that it's Friday night, like we're actually having a really

997
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: good night. Like how weird is it? You? Like, I

998
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it, but if it's like just

999
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: like gonna add a little spice to our night, I'll

1000
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: hear it. It's definitely a spice a spice adder Catherine.

1001
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: It's seasoning. It's kind of the anchovies of oh yeah, yeah, sure,

1002
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: So I you know I speak Greek with my family,

1003
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: and I you know, when I was in high school,

1004
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: I my English got worse because I was speaking Greek

1005
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 1: all the time. And then when I moved back to

1006
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: the States, my Greek got worse because I, you know,

1007
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: only speak it when I'm on the front of my family.

1008
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: And what's weird that's happening currently is because I don't

1009
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 1: interact with a lot of people, but I do talk

1010
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: to my family often. I think I'm like back to

1011
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: fifty fifty, and I genuinely think my English is getting worse.

1012
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: Like I often will like reach for words and not

1013
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: think of them. But you know, it's so hot when

1014
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: people are trying to think of a word. When people

1015
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: are like um like they're like they have sort of

1016
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: um fair in their face. Just like that that that

1017
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: moment of silence is like you get to look kind

1018
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: of smart because you're like thinking, like people can see

1019
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: you think. Does that make any sense? No? Yeah, well

1020
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: you just said that. You just said you don't care

1021
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: about people thinking, and you're only interested in outside appearances,

1022
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: right right, But like the way like I don't care

1023
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: about them having talent, like I care about maybe like

1024
01:03:54,800 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: the performance of a certain like the performance of smart

1025
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: I think it's hot. Okay, fact Mary kill intelligence talent? Um,

1026
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: uh height, that's such a good one. I would talent

1027
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: fuck talent. I think that could be like fun Yeah,

1028
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: I agree, I guess intelligence. I don't really care about height.

1029
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh see, I think I would marry intelligence and funck

1030
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: height talent. Well, yeah, because I'm like I'm talent. Wait, yes,

1031
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: that's it. I want to be the star. I mean

1032
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: I think you know what I think that I think

1033
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: are like the kind of talent I'm attracted to choires intelligence.

1034
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: So I think that's why I'm leaning towards intelligence. Right,

1035
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: what's your answer? Um, Well, I kind of was going

1036
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: to go in a different direction. No, I think my

1037
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: I think, I I think. I guess I also don't

1038
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: care about height. But if I were to change how

1039
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: to make a general physical appearance, maybe that would make

1040
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,919
Speaker 1: it different like just hotness. No, I think intelligence talent

1041
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: height isn't like we should like take that Okay, okay, okay, fine,

1042
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: So so then what I would do is I mean,

1043
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: I do think I value in a partner intelligence more

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01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: than talent, Like I would rather someone be really smart,

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Speaker 1: but you know, have a I don't know, like an

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01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: interesting job than someone be like a genius painter, but

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Speaker 1: be like a complete psychopath. That's what I'm thinking. I

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01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: don't want. I don't want a talented genius who like

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01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: keeps to himself and has erratic moods and like, yeah, exactly,

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01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: so I think I would funk talent, marry intelligence, kill height.

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01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: Is that what you said, Sam? I was I wasn't listening.

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01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: Yea this town who sucked hight? Okay, wait have we

1053
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: been doing this podcast forever? I'm sorry? Have we? Yeah? No,

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01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: it's been an hour and twenty five minutes. It's literally

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01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: be well. I also feel like the thing about zoom

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01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: pods that you don't remember it's a podcast and you

1057
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: feel like you're just catching up with your friends. Then

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01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: you say, you're like, was I being at all interesting?

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01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: But guess what? Guess what? Pot So we always talked

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01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: about the podcast while we make the podcast, and how

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01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: have we been doing? Yeah? Katherine Radas, it feels like

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01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: the most effortless thing in America because it feels like

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01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: a little bit like like, I'm just worried we've been

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01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: boring the fact that I didn't like check the clock

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01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: every ten minutes, says even during my own podcasts and

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Speaker 1: it was this over yeah, and this has just been

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Speaker 1: an absolute delight. I'm sorry. I hope I brought enough

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01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: spark goals to the end. Well, it was. I feel

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01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: like it was us and I feel like we were like,

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01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: you know, we're coming off on this, this is our

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01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: first only in your head. Because of that, I think

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Speaker 1: you've been absolutely perfect start to finish, perfect landing ticket

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01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: and you know what I will say, I'm like, it

1074
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 1: is it's been so nice to catch up with you.

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01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, wouldn't it be great if we

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01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 1: didn't have to? I was just thinking, like, can we

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01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: like stop the pod and like talk for a few

1078
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: minutes or is it like, let's do it, but let's

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01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: first do let's first to our final segment? All right, Sam?

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01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: Should we even do it? I think we have to

1081
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: because it's like it's like our final segment and it's

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01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: just like we did the first to first one. No,

1083
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right if we didn't Okay, well the

1084
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:49,080
Speaker 1: final segment. Please don't be mad at us, Katherine, you're fuming.

1085
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 1: I was. I was fu mane. What's that like, you

1086
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: know from Long Island? Yeah? Um M, I was fu Man.

1087
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: I can't do it. God damn it. It's so good.

1088
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: Um So. Their last segments called like shout outs, and

1089
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: in the great tradition of straight culture, we love to

1090
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: give a shout out to up you know, anything that

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01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: we feel like giving a shout out too. And it's

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01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 1: important to keep in mind as you do it. These

1093
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: are high energy. You gotta imagine you are at you

1094
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: are in the studio audience at t r L and

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01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: you're giving a shout out to your high school. Um so,

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01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,560
Speaker 1: this is kind of the peak of your life, you

1097
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: can imagine. Um. I guess I'll go first. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 1: let me see, Okay, what's up, listeners. UM I just

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01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 1: want to give a quick shout out to the show.

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01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: Mrs America. I have been watching this show for the

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01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 1: last two weeks. I started it two weeks ago, and

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01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 1: every single time I watched it, me and me should

1103
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: get in a fight. I don't know why. We both

1104
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: like the show. Nothing that bad is happening, and yet

1105
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: something about it makes us both mad at each other.

1106
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: Usually at the time we want the dog. Afterwards is upsetting,

1107
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: But the actors are good. It's so well cast, and

1108
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: baby do I want to live in the seventies. I

1109
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: love he Was America. I've also been we've also been

1110
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 1: watching This America and it's really good. Watch it. Yeah,

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01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: I actually I genuinely think it's it's good, and it's

1112
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: like it's just like cartoonish enough, like obviously it's kind

1113
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,560
Speaker 1: of like a you know, heightened version of it, and

1114
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,679
Speaker 1: everyone's playing like caricatures of the characters. Literally, rose Byrne

1115
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: as Glorias sign him is like my glasses and my hair.

1116
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: I love her her really just because it's literally like,

1117
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: just because I have hair doesn't mean I'm not smart. Yeah,

1118
01:09:54,400 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: that's absolutely like doesn't. Yeah. Literally, it's was like on

1119
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: her face behind her glasses and she's like, welcome to

1120
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:09,480
Speaker 1: Miss magazine. Yeah yeah, we probably about yeah yeah yeah Vagina.

1121
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: Does that make you uncomfortable? Abortion? Abortion words like that

1122
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 1: or okay, high listeners. I want to give a shout

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01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 1: out to my new walk. Look at that, um for

1124
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 1: anyone who didn't see that, I took out my giant

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01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 1: walk and I showed it on camera. Um. Here's the

1126
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: thing with my giant walk is I thought, first of all,

1127
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: walk w okay as in um cooking for cooking for stufrying.

1128
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 1: I bought it thinking it was gonna be a normal

1129
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 1: size for my kitchen and I need new cooking stuff

1130
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: because my oven is stay it with me broken and

1131
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,760
Speaker 1: my landlord refuses to fix it. And at this point,

1132
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,600
Speaker 1: even if you wanted to fix it, I'm not going

1133
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,759
Speaker 1: to let anyone in my apartment because of the pandemic.

1134
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of only using soap top. And my

1135
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: window is broken, but that's a different story. And so

1136
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: I got this rock thinking, Okay, I'm gonna do so

1137
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,799
Speaker 1: much cooking, this is gonna be great. I paid almost

1138
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: two for it, and what do you know, it's literally

1139
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: the size of my entire stove top. It is three

1140
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,560
Speaker 1: times as big as I thought it was gonna be.

1141
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 1: Now it's just so now. It just kind of have

1142
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: it in its box as a reminder that at one

1143
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: point I'm going to have a really large kitchen and

1144
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,679
Speaker 1: I'm going to be able to cook all the sture

1145
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 1: fries I want. And that to day has not come

1146
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:38,200
Speaker 1: yet for me. Who one day? Yeah that cost how much?

1147
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 1: Um well, it's like rosette. Oh my god, oh my goodness.

1148
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 1: I didn't cock that, as they say, I didn't cock

1149
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: the brand I mean I actually, you know, like I

1150
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: don't know if you had this during the first couple

1151
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 1: of weeks of all of this, but like wanting to

1152
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 1: invest in certain home things being like this is like,

1153
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, obviously I'm not going out, I'm not going

1154
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: to restaurants, like I have some extra spending cash. I'm

1155
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: going to buy some things that are like good staples

1156
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,760
Speaker 1: to have in the home. And for whatever reason, I

1157
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: thought that was one thing I should buy. Can you

1158
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: really not use it? No? I mean I can. It's

1159
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:20,440
Speaker 1: just like it truly takes up, like it's so comically

1160
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: large because you have so many leftovers. And that's how

1161
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know it's to put in

1162
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 1: my leftovers in my mini fridge. Oh you have any Yeah? Thanks, Yeah,

1163
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 1: I just came from a mini space. Um um, okay,

1164
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:40,480
Speaker 1: Catherine us out Hey, guys, what the hell is it? Askers.

1165
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: I just want to give a quick shout out to

1166
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: my absolute savior Queen throughout quarantine, which has been my

1167
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: jeweled head bands from Amazon. Half of them we're going

1168
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,680
Speaker 1: tips up only on camera. It's an amazing price to

1169
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 1: look always fashionable, always dress up by just putting a

1170
01:12:55,400 --> 01:13:00,760
Speaker 1: headband on your fucking head, you stupid bit. These range

1171
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 1: from fourteen to twenty three dollars with Amazon. I don't know.

1172
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: Is it bad to use Amazon? I don't remember. I

1173
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,680
Speaker 1: can't stop up. I'm that person anyway, it doesn't matter.

1174
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 1: Don't want to give a shouting and you also make

1175
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,559
Speaker 1: my face look dinner not having a thin faces are bad,

1176
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 1: but there's something about listing my head up that makes

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01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 1: the funk out tonight to dance um incredible. I just

1178
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,719
Speaker 1: came to check in on me. I was like, Okay,

1179
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:33,799
Speaker 1: the post have been over for thirty minutes and recording

1180
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 1: the Amazon ants I told you about. Okay, we need

1181
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: to stop recording. We can get into Okay. I'm gonna

1182
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,719
Speaker 1: be honest with you, guys. I have a friend zoom

1183
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: with friends at eight thirties, so I have ten minutes

1184
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 1: to talk to you. That's totally fine, but I'm gonna

1185
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: press stop. Okay, Okay. We should say like bye, okay, okay, bye,

1186
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 1: thank you having me. I love you guys. You're soul.

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Speaker 1: Your