WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Ross Mess For Less

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of date. You know, normally, whenever we

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<v Speaker 1>have listeners on this segment, we have them start at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of their date and tell us the full story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually how stories work.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey, Well, today we might need to start at the

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<v Speaker 1>end because our listener, Julian thinks the reason he might

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<v Speaker 1>not be getting a call back is because of his

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<v Speaker 1>text game after they met up. Lack of text game.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We need to bring Julian on to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what's happening. Julian. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, if your game is that bad, how'd you

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<v Speaker 4>get a date in the first place? I mean, do

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<v Speaker 4>you have to have someone good text game to even

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<v Speaker 4>secure the first date?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear anything about what you texted?

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<v Speaker 2>He I'm telling him that, like, it can't be as

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<v Speaker 2>bad as he thinks.

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<v Speaker 5>What's different with your pre risen your program?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I went out with test tests.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what you said? Orme was right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we don't Brooke and Jose and Alexis they don't

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about the date or the woman that you

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<v Speaker 1>went out.

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<v Speaker 3>With got me terrified.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been there when I've doubted myself. Okay, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>So her name was Tess. And what happened after your date?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how you guys feel about this, but

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<v Speaker 3>after our date was over, I sent her for text

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<v Speaker 3>or text okay, yeah, and she didn't respond to any

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<v Speaker 3>of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe did you text like my best friend does when

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<v Speaker 4>she goes like hi, next text what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's one sentence listening.

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<v Speaker 3>It was across like six days.

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<v Speaker 1>We were assuming it was that night.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's bad.

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<v Speaker 5>What did she say back?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she didn't, that's what he was saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. You know, i'd reach out, I get no answer.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd wait a day and I take in again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>she's doing you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I told my guy friends and they were all like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>you're spamming her.

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<v Speaker 1>Spamming, I mean is worse.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're not getting a response back.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're just not giving up. And I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think that that's necessarily a bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing, but if a girl wants you to give up, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to be on his side.

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<v Speaker 5>She maybe like take the hint, and you're like putting

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<v Speaker 5>yourself out there.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, honestly, I'm not spamming her. It's like these are

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<v Speaker 3>all like day apart or two two days per text.

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<v Speaker 1>Your guy friends disagree.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, They were like, no, it comes off despreat because

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<v Speaker 3>it basically tells her that I have nothing else going

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<v Speaker 3>on in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, text says are you free?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you free?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they have a point? Do you have nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>going on in your life?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye? Be honest, No, they have a point. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it's bad, like showing that I like her and

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<v Speaker 3>want to talk to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well what did you like about her on the date?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's talk about the actual date, Like what did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do and get into that story.

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<v Speaker 3>We met online and you know, we met a little

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<v Speaker 3>Mexican restaurant and looked so good. That's so, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I told the hostess that with our anniversary.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa, oh wait, what why wouldn't you like her birthday

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<v Speaker 4>or something?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date.

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<v Speaker 2>He does this feels like so much?

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<v Speaker 1>So I would be zero the anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be running for the door. I'd be so

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<v Speaker 2>freaked out already, know you would.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as there's free dessert that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's that fried ice cream Mexican. I do love that.

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<v Speaker 6>The kid's more, it's their birthday, so technically he's right

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<v Speaker 6>like there and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all judging about it. What did tests think?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, when the dessert, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 3>nice flond, which is pretty cool. The waiter kind of

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, it didn't come out like maybe they thought

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<v Speaker 6>that you guys were just a really cute special couple

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<v Speaker 6>and that's what she thought.

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<v Speaker 4>No, wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that

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<v Speaker 4>it was your anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, all right, that doesn't sound too bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she might have thought that they've given to us

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<v Speaker 3>by mistake.

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<v Speaker 5>She doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did the date end?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, since she opened there, offered a driver back home. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>right after we leave the restaurant, she's like, OMG, is

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<v Speaker 3>that a ross dressed to less? I love that store.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves the lady who loves a bargain. So what

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<v Speaker 2>do you say, girl, I'll bout you anything in Ross?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you what do you Well, She's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go in. They have the best deals. It was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of weird, but hey, she.

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<v Speaker 5>Wants to hang out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I was little confused, honestly, but it was fine

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<v Speaker 3>because I went in and got a jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got something out of.

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<v Speaker 2>It that's cute. Did she like the way you looked

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<v Speaker 2>in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? She said it was neat.

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<v Speaker 4>Neat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Brooks says to her son. Yeah, he got on.

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<v Speaker 2>There after he draws like a poop picture. That's me,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you drove her home.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually she kind of decided to get an uber instead

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<v Speaker 3>of me driving her home.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, why do you think that is?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Maybe she didn't go somewhere else before

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<v Speaker 3>she went home. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Was there like a shift and vibe at Ross if

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<v Speaker 5>something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the neat jacket too neat the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Jacket, or there's a TJ Max right next door and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, I got to get my Max and knee.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And with Alexis I wish I knew.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, we got some stuff to work with your

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<v Speaker 1>friends think you might be spamming her too much with

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<v Speaker 1>those four consecutive texts without any response.

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<v Speaker 4>Or she found home Goods down the street because those

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<v Speaker 4>stores you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Know is so good. She could be in the candle section, Brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's up Michael's Arts and Crafts. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's call tests and see what she has to say

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<v Speaker 1>about the date, and then we'll try and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right after this. Hold on, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us, we're on the phone with Julian whose

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<v Speaker 1>first date had more red flags than China's annual military parade.

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<v Speaker 2>That seems extreme.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm kidding. But there were a few odd

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<v Speaker 1>moments from the night. He stretched the truth to the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant hostess, saying it was their anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>But he didn't say it in front of her, which

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<v Speaker 2>is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross

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<v Speaker 1>Dress for less I love. This wasn't his idea, was

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<v Speaker 1>his date Tessa's plan.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a cute jacket out of the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride

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<v Speaker 1>home and she said yes, but then later changed her

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<v Speaker 1>mind and was like, you know what, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>uber myself back.

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<v Speaker 4>Never mind, you're going to bring up the fact that

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<v Speaker 4>she said his jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Looked neat for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>On top of all that, his buddies say he's playing

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<v Speaker 1>the after the date game the wrong way by sending

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<v Speaker 1>four consecutive texts with no response, even though it was

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<v Speaker 1>across multiple days.

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<v Speaker 4>Is on this poor man's side right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are any of these the reason that Tessa's ghosting? We

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but one of them reason. Sorry to recap

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<v Speaker 1>your date like that, Julian, But do you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty accurate?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he says.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, that's where you're at of anything.

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<v Speaker 6>You can take out of this what not to do.

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<v Speaker 6>If everyone says don't do this, and then she confirms it,

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<v Speaker 6>you're doing too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you'll find out that it's none of that and

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<v Speaker 2>they're all wrong. You were right, She's just been busy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all.

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<v Speaker 5>There.

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<v Speaker 3>You go, right, Life happens is very true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's positive on Jack. I'm sure we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to learn about a whole bunch of other red flags

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<v Speaker 1>that came up we didn't even talk about. But let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's just call naked. That's my jacket Okay, let's call

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<v Speaker 1>Test though and just see if she picks up and

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<v Speaker 1>has anything to tell us. Extra. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking to speak with Tests.

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<v Speaker 7>This is her?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I almost did something, but I was like, well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my very aroused co host.

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<v Speaker 2>For some reason, I'm excited to talk to Test.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. They are a morning show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and you're calling me? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Great question because one of our listeners asked us to

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to you after you two went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a Mexican restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a cute day.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a guy named Julian.

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<v Speaker 3>And he called you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he said that he's texted you like four times

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<v Speaker 4>and you haven't in him back.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he knows what happened. Oh

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<v Speaker 7>my gosh, it's so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say something's embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 1>Embarrassing for him or embarrassing for you, and probably more

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing for me and I just want to forget about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, okay, look, we are totally understanding if something

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go the way you wanted it to go or

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<v Speaker 1>something weird happened. But we're just trying to help out

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<v Speaker 1>Julian because he's totally confused. He mentioned to us about

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<v Speaker 1>the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounded fun, but then you changed your mind about

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<v Speaker 2>getting to ride home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but you I don't understand, Like it's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't. I don't really want to talk about it,

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<v Speaker 8>especially on the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, we can't see your face. We only know one

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<v Speaker 5>of your names.

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<v Speaker 1>And.

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<v Speaker 4>We love embarrassing stories. I mean, honestly, it makes me

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<v Speaker 4>feel better about my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, and we're really I mean, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>think about Julian too, who's just sitting at home totally confused.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to help relay the message over to him

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<v Speaker 1>if like, make sure that he didn't do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, he didn't do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So wait, what happened? Did it happen at the

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<v Speaker 4>Mexican restaurant? Like where did things go bad?

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<v Speaker 8>It started at the Mexican restaurant and just kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>And you from there a few details.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because

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<v Speaker 8>I love Mexican food, and they just kind of hit different.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 8>twice during dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, okay, well I'll tell you that did

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<v Speaker 1>not come up in the recap from Julian.

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<v Speaker 2>He did not notice at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm glad that he didn't notice. And then, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>when we were getting the check and he offered to

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<v Speaker 8>take me home, they kind of just it hit again.

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<v Speaker 8>But I didn't want to go to the bathroom because

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<v Speaker 8>they didn't want him to to.

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<v Speaker 2>Know you'd already gone one or twice.

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, it's fine, I'm going to power through

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<v Speaker 8>and they want to get home. They'll take care of things.

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<v Speaker 8>It'll be fine. And then we get outside and my

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<v Speaker 8>body betrayed me rather violently.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, girl, we ruined my shorts right there on

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<v Speaker 7>the Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What oh god, it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>The god before the more after the car.

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<v Speaker 2>They just get in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Julian heard.

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<v Speaker 3>That Julian's on the phone almost on the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's been listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>We had an embarrassed idea that it was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be embarrassing like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We thought he did something wrong.

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<v Speaker 8>Buriously, like, how is this managing to get even more embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 2>It is not your fault, It is that Angelota's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Julian oh Man. Julian talk to tests.

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<v Speaker 3>I had no idea at all, Like I had no clue.

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<v Speaker 2>Impressive test.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, luckily, I guess I had that going for me.

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<v Speaker 8>But I just I panicked, okay, and that's when I thought,

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<v Speaker 8>how can I fix this? And then I saw the

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<v Speaker 8>Ross next door, and I was like, that's perfect. We're

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<v Speaker 8>gonna go in there and I can buy myself to

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<v Speaker 8>do shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, that's why you wanted to go into.

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<v Speaker 2>Ross, and you just make sure that he walks in

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<v Speaker 2>front of you at all time.

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<v Speaker 8>I did manage to find a pair of shorts that

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<v Speaker 8>looked really close to the ones that I was wearing,

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<v Speaker 8>but you know, I kind of wanted to throw you

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<v Speaker 8>off the fence. So I also was looking at the sweaters, Well,

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<v Speaker 8>you need something.

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<v Speaker 2>To maybe tie around your waist. That's a classic trick.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 8>So yeah, I managed to get those two things.

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<v Speaker 7>I took him up to the cashier, and then I

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<v Speaker 7>had this plan in my head that was probably pretty

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<v Speaker 7>ill conceived. You know, do a quick change, like behind

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<v Speaker 7>his car or a dumpster or I don't know what, brothroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Just use it changing ross. What are you doing? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought it would be too conspicuous, but it didn't

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<v Speaker 8>work out in my favor, and I panicked and I

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<v Speaker 8>just called the uber.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, you didn't want to get in the car

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<v Speaker 1>with him, because okay, this all makes sense. It is Yeah, Julian,

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<v Speaker 1>does this connect some of the dots for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? You poor thing?

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Why should call my jacket? Neat like her mind was

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<v Speaker 3>even present?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely a jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake,

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<v Speaker 1>right or is that a deal breaker for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, tests we're all human. Things happened. I would love

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<v Speaker 3>to hang out with you again. This time we can

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<v Speaker 3>go skating or bowling, so you can see how you know,

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<v Speaker 3>non athletic I am, and that could be embarrassing for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he's willing to embarrass himself to even the plane

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<v Speaker 4>the nos at a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that will. That's a hot tip. But we would

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<v Speaker 1>like to offer to send you out with Julian one

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<v Speaker 1>more time, test, and we would pay for that date.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're open to it, you could turn this horrible

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<v Speaker 4>experience into like actually kind of a meet cute.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be your second anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she doesn't know anything about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll just ignore what I said and it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a sweet second date if you're willing to do it. Test.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh gosh, I mean, Julian, you're incredibly sweet. I just

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<v Speaker 7>honestly don't think I could ever face you it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Him.

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<v Speaker 4>Think of what you've already shown him.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only there's only up from here at.

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<v Speaker 8>Tests, I honestly can say I never thought someone telling

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<v Speaker 8>me that pooping my pants was an okay thing would

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<v Speaker 8>be romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>What you guys are eighty years old already? Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>toss in a pair of depends. So wait, is that

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<v Speaker 1>a yes? Test?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Spicy all around Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This second ate update was actually successful on two levels.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you think about it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Not only did we get a yes and wrap those

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<v Speaker 1>two into a taste the burrito.

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<v Speaker 2>Of love together, not put any food with that.

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<v Speaker 1>We just gave the advertisers over at Ross the idea

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<v Speaker 1>for their next touching Super Bowl commercial. Hey, forget the

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<v Speaker 1>Budweiser puppy befriending the Clydesdale. Now Ross has Mexican Blowout

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<v Speaker 1>Girl taking advantage of their summer blowout sale.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I like that. I get where the name comes from.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it's between her and Hawk.

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<v Speaker 1>To us, it's touching in cube.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, they better give us an update.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we want to follow along with them, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can follow along with all of our second Date updates.

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<v Speaker 1>Go check them out online wherever you get your podcasts

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<v Speaker 1>at Brook and Jeffrey