Speaker 1: The second date of date. You know, normally, whenever we
Speaker 1: have listeners on this segment, we have them start at
Speaker 1: the beginning of their date and tell us the full story.
Speaker 2: It's usually how stories work.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Well, today we might need to start at the
Speaker 1: end because our listener, Julian thinks the reason he might
Speaker 1: not be getting a call back is because of his
Speaker 1: text game after they met up. Lack of text game.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We need to bring Julian on to
Speaker 1: figure out what's happening. Julian. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Man, Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing.
Speaker 4: It's like, if your game is that bad, how'd you
Speaker 4: get a date in the first place? I mean, do
Speaker 4: you have to have someone good text game to even
Speaker 4: secure the first date?
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated.
Speaker 1: Hear anything about what you texted?
Speaker 2: He I'm telling him that, like, it can't be as
Speaker 2: bad as he thinks.
Speaker 5: What's different with your pre risen your program?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Well, I went out with test tests.
Speaker 2: Is that what you said? Orme was right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't Brooke and Jose and Alexis they don't
Speaker 1: know anything about the date or the woman that you
Speaker 1: went out.
Speaker 3: With got me terrified.
Speaker 1: No, you're good.
Speaker 2: I've been there when I've doubted myself. Okay, I thought
Speaker 2: you were Jose.
Speaker 1: So her name was Tess. And what happened after your date?
Speaker 3: I don't know how you guys feel about this, but
Speaker 3: after our date was over, I sent her for text
Speaker 3: or text okay, yeah, and she didn't respond to any
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 4: Maybe did you text like my best friend does when
Speaker 4: she goes like hi, next text what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one sentence listening.
Speaker 3: It was across like six days.
Speaker 1: We were assuming it was that night.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 5: What did she say back?
Speaker 1: Well, she didn't, that's what he was saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, i'd reach out, I get no answer.
Speaker 3: I'd wait a day and I take in again. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's doing you know.
Speaker 2: Why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like I told my guy friends and they were all like, dude,
Speaker 3: you're spamming her.
Speaker 1: Spamming, I mean is worse.
Speaker 5: But you're not getting a response back.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're just not giving up. And I
Speaker 4: don't think that that's necessarily a bad.
Speaker 5: Thing, but if a girl wants you to give up, I'm.
Speaker 2: Trying to be on his side.
Speaker 5: She maybe like take the hint, and you're like putting
Speaker 5: yourself out there.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, I'm not spamming her. It's like these are
Speaker 3: all like day apart or two two days per text.
Speaker 1: Your guy friends disagree.
Speaker 3: Right, They were like, no, it comes off despreat because
Speaker 3: it basically tells her that I have nothing else going
Speaker 3: on in my life.
Speaker 4: Okay, text says are you free?
Speaker 2: Are you free?
Speaker 1: Do they have a point? Do you have nothing else
Speaker 1: going on in your life?
Speaker 3: Ye? Be honest, No, they have a point. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's bad, like showing that I like her and
Speaker 3: want to talk to her.
Speaker 2: Okay, well what did you like about her on the date?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about the actual date, Like what did
Speaker 1: you guys do and get into that story.
Speaker 3: We met online and you know, we met a little
Speaker 3: Mexican restaurant and looked so good. That's so, you know,
Speaker 3: I told the hostess that with our anniversary.
Speaker 4: Whoa, oh wait, what why wouldn't you like her birthday
Speaker 4: or something?
Speaker 3: You know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date.
Speaker 2: He does this feels like so much?
Speaker 1: So I would be zero the anniversary.
Speaker 2: I would be running for the door. I'd be so
Speaker 2: freaked out already, know you would.
Speaker 1: As long as there's free dessert that.
Speaker 2: Well, it's that fried ice cream Mexican. I do love that.
Speaker 6: The kid's more, it's their birthday, so technically he's right
Speaker 6: like there and.
Speaker 1: We're all judging about it. What did tests think?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, when the dessert, you know, it was
Speaker 3: nice flond, which is pretty cool. The waiter kind of
Speaker 3: mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, it didn't come out like maybe they thought
Speaker 6: that you guys were just a really cute special couple
Speaker 6: and that's what she thought.
Speaker 4: No, wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that
Speaker 4: it was your anniversary.
Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, that doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she might have thought that they've given to us
Speaker 3: by mistake.
Speaker 5: She doesn't know.
Speaker 1: So how did the date end?
Speaker 3: Well, since she opened there, offered a driver back home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: right after we leave the restaurant, she's like, OMG, is
Speaker 3: that a ross dressed to less? I love that store.
Speaker 2: She loves the lady who loves a bargain. So what
Speaker 2: do you say, girl, I'll bout you anything in Ross?
Speaker 3: What do you what do you Well, She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's go in. They have the best deals. It was
Speaker 3: kind of weird, but hey, she.
Speaker 5: Wants to hang out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was little confused, honestly, but it was fine
Speaker 3: because I went in and got a jacket.
Speaker 1: So you got something out of.
Speaker 2: It that's cute. Did she like the way you looked
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She said it was neat.
Speaker 4: Neat.
Speaker 1: That's what Brooks says to her son. Yeah, he got on.
Speaker 2: There after he draws like a poop picture. That's me,
Speaker 2: all right, compliment.
Speaker 1: And then you drove her home.
Speaker 3: Actually she kind of decided to get an uber instead
Speaker 3: of me driving her home.
Speaker 2: Huh, why do you think that is?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe she didn't go somewhere else before
Speaker 3: she went home. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Was there like a shift and vibe at Ross if
Speaker 5: something happened.
Speaker 2: Was the neat jacket too neat the same.
Speaker 1: Jacket, or there's a TJ Max right next door and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I got to get my Max and knee.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And with Alexis I wish I knew.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we got some stuff to work with your
Speaker 1: friends think you might be spamming her too much with
Speaker 1: those four consecutive texts without any response.
Speaker 4: Or she found home Goods down the street because those
Speaker 4: stores you just.
Speaker 2: Know is so good. She could be in the candle section, Brothers.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's up Michael's Arts and Crafts. We don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's call tests and see what she has to say
Speaker 1: about the date, and then we'll try and get your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this. Hold on, if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, we're on the phone with Julian whose
Speaker 1: first date had more red flags than China's annual military parade.
Speaker 2: That seems extreme.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm kidding. But there were a few odd
Speaker 1: moments from the night. He stretched the truth to the
Speaker 1: restaurant hostess, saying it was their anniversary.
Speaker 2: But he didn't say it in front of her, which
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross
Speaker 1: Dress for less I love. This wasn't his idea, was
Speaker 1: his date Tessa's plan.
Speaker 2: You got a cute jacket out of the deal.
Speaker 1: But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride
Speaker 1: home and she said yes, but then later changed her
Speaker 1: mind and was like, you know what, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: uber myself back.
Speaker 4: Never mind, you're going to bring up the fact that
Speaker 4: she said his jacket.
Speaker 2: Looked neat for some reason.
Speaker 1: On top of all that, his buddies say he's playing
Speaker 1: the after the date game the wrong way by sending
Speaker 1: four consecutive texts with no response, even though it was
Speaker 1: across multiple days.
Speaker 4: Is on this poor man's side right now?
Speaker 1: Are any of these the reason that Tessa's ghosting? We
Speaker 1: don't know, but one of them reason. Sorry to recap
Speaker 1: your date like that, Julian, But do you feel like
Speaker 1: it was pretty accurate?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he says.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, that's where you're at of anything.
Speaker 6: You can take out of this what not to do.
Speaker 6: If everyone says don't do this, and then she confirms it,
Speaker 6: you're doing too much.
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll find out that it's none of that and
Speaker 2: they're all wrong. You were right, She's just been busy.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 3: You go, right, Life happens is very true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's positive on Jack. I'm sure we're not going
Speaker 1: to learn about a whole bunch of other red flags
Speaker 1: that came up we didn't even talk about. But let's
Speaker 1: let's just call naked. That's my jacket Okay, let's call
Speaker 1: Test though and just see if she picks up and
Speaker 1: has anything to tell us. Extra. Here we go, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: we're looking to speak with Tests.
Speaker 7: This is her?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: I almost did something, but I was like, well, that's
Speaker 1: my very aroused co host.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I'm excited to talk to Test.
Speaker 1: Okay. They are a morning show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: We're on the radio.
Speaker 3: Okay, and you're calling me? Why?
Speaker 1: Great question because one of our listeners asked us to
Speaker 1: reach out to you after you two went out on
Speaker 1: a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a cute day.
Speaker 1: Is a guy named Julian.
Speaker 3: And he called you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that he's texted you like four times
Speaker 4: and you haven't in him back.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he knows what happened. Oh
Speaker 7: my gosh, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Actually he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Did you say something's embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Embarrassing for him or embarrassing for you, and probably more
Speaker 1: embarrassing for me and I just want to forget about it.
Speaker 1: So well, okay, look, we are totally understanding if something
Speaker 1: didn't go the way you wanted it to go or
Speaker 1: something weird happened. But we're just trying to help out
Speaker 1: Julian because he's totally confused. He mentioned to us about
Speaker 1: the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and.
Speaker 2: It sounded fun, but then you changed your mind about
Speaker 2: getting to ride home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you I don't understand, Like it's pretty bad.
Speaker 8: I don't. I don't really want to talk about it,
Speaker 8: especially on the radio.
Speaker 5: Wow, we can't see your face. We only know one
Speaker 5: of your names.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 4: We love embarrassing stories. I mean, honestly, it makes me
Speaker 4: feel better about my whole life.
Speaker 1: Come on, and we're really I mean, you got to
Speaker 1: think about Julian too, who's just sitting at home totally confused.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story.
Speaker 1: We're trying to help relay the message over to him
Speaker 1: if like, make sure that he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 8: I mean, he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, So wait, what happened? Did it happen at the
Speaker 4: Mexican restaurant? Like where did things go bad?
Speaker 8: It started at the Mexican restaurant and just kind of.
Speaker 1: And you from there a few details.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because
Speaker 8: I love Mexican food, and they just kind of hit different.
Speaker 8: You know, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom
Speaker 8: twice during dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, okay, well I'll tell you that did
Speaker 1: not come up in the recap from Julian.
Speaker 2: He did not notice at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 8: I'm glad that he didn't notice. And then, you know,
Speaker 8: when we were getting the check and he offered to
Speaker 8: take me home, they kind of just it hit again.
Speaker 8: But I didn't want to go to the bathroom because
Speaker 8: they didn't want him to to.
Speaker 2: Know you'd already gone one or twice.
Speaker 8: I was like, it's fine, I'm going to power through
Speaker 8: and they want to get home. They'll take care of things.
Speaker 8: It'll be fine. And then we get outside and my
Speaker 8: body betrayed me rather violently.
Speaker 7: Oh no, girl, we ruined my shorts right there on
Speaker 7: the Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 1: What oh god, it's like.
Speaker 3: The god before the more after the car.
Speaker 2: They just get in the car.
Speaker 1: Sorry. I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian, uh,
Speaker 1: Julian heard.
Speaker 3: That Julian's on the phone almost on the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been listening to this conversation.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: We had an embarrassed idea that it was going to
Speaker 4: be embarrassing like that.
Speaker 2: We thought he did something wrong.
Speaker 8: Buriously, like, how is this managing to get even more embarrassing?
Speaker 2: It is not your fault, It is that Angelota's fault.
Speaker 1: Julian oh Man. Julian talk to tests.
Speaker 3: I had no idea at all, Like I had no clue.
Speaker 2: Impressive test.
Speaker 8: Well, luckily, I guess I had that going for me.
Speaker 8: But I just I panicked, okay, and that's when I thought,
Speaker 8: how can I fix this? And then I saw the
Speaker 8: Ross next door, and I was like, that's perfect. We're
Speaker 8: gonna go in there and I can buy myself to
Speaker 8: do shorts.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's why you wanted to go into.
Speaker 2: Ross, and you just make sure that he walks in
Speaker 2: front of you at all time.
Speaker 8: I did manage to find a pair of shorts that
Speaker 8: looked really close to the ones that I was wearing,
Speaker 8: but you know, I kind of wanted to throw you
Speaker 8: off the fence. So I also was looking at the sweaters, Well,
Speaker 8: you need something.
Speaker 2: To maybe tie around your waist. That's a classic trick.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I managed to get those two things.
Speaker 7: I took him up to the cashier, and then I
Speaker 7: had this plan in my head that was probably pretty
Speaker 7: ill conceived. You know, do a quick change, like behind
Speaker 7: his car or a dumpster or I don't know what, brothroom.
Speaker 2: Just use it changing ross. What are you doing? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 8: I thought it would be too conspicuous, but it didn't
Speaker 8: work out in my favor, and I panicked and I
Speaker 8: just called the uber.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you didn't want to get in the car
Speaker 1: with him, because okay, this all makes sense. It is Yeah, Julian,
Speaker 1: does this connect some of the dots for you?
Speaker 2: Oh? You poor thing?
Speaker 1: That makes sense?
Speaker 3: Why should call my jacket? Neat like her mind was
Speaker 3: even present?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely a jacket.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake,
Speaker 1: right or is that a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 3: Honestly, tests we're all human. Things happened. I would love
Speaker 3: to hang out with you again. This time we can
Speaker 3: go skating or bowling, so you can see how you know,
Speaker 3: non athletic I am, and that could be embarrassing for me.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's willing to embarrass himself to even the plane
Speaker 4: the nos at a bowling alley.
Speaker 1: Yes, that will. That's a hot tip. But we would
Speaker 1: like to offer to send you out with Julian one
Speaker 1: more time, test, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 4: If you're open to it, you could turn this horrible
Speaker 4: experience into like actually kind of a meet cute.
Speaker 1: It could be your second anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll just ignore what I said and it'll be
Speaker 1: a sweet second date if you're willing to do it. Test.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, I mean, Julian, you're incredibly sweet. I just
Speaker 7: honestly don't think I could ever face you it was.
Speaker 3: Him.
Speaker 4: Think of what you've already shown him.
Speaker 2: There's only there's only up from here at.
Speaker 8: Tests, I honestly can say I never thought someone telling
Speaker 8: me that pooping my pants was an okay thing would
Speaker 8: be romantic.
Speaker 1: What you guys are eighty years old already? Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: toss in a pair of depends. So wait, is that
Speaker 1: a yes? Test?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Spicy all around Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: This second ate update was actually successful on two levels.
Speaker 2: Did you think about it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Not only did we get a yes and wrap those
Speaker 1: two into a taste the burrito.
Speaker 2: Of love together, not put any food with that.
Speaker 1: We just gave the advertisers over at Ross the idea
Speaker 1: for their next touching Super Bowl commercial. Hey, forget the
Speaker 1: Budweiser puppy befriending the Clydesdale. Now Ross has Mexican Blowout
Speaker 1: Girl taking advantage of their summer blowout sale.
Speaker 2: Oh I like that. I get where the name comes from.
Speaker 5: Now it's between her and Hawk.
Speaker 1: To us, it's touching in cube.
Speaker 2: Honestly, they better give us an update.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to follow along with them, and you
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