1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,760
Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

2
00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:05,000
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

3
00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:11,280
Speaker 1: the subject my husband is not carrying her casket. All right,

4
00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,720
Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's brank

5
00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:22,480
Speaker 1: phone call. You heard me, Carla, what you got? Yeah?

6
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:31,040
Speaker 1: You are? But man? What? But man? What many doing? What? Man?

7
00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,519
Speaker 1: It's called But man, let me break this down to you.

8
00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:40,040
Speaker 1: So at the you know, at the job, somebody, somebody

9
00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:44,400
Speaker 1: copied they butt on the machine, on the copy machine.

10
00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,720
Speaker 1: People are still doing that. It didn't really happen, surely,

11
00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,839
Speaker 1: but I act like it did. So I'm human resources

12
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,600
Speaker 1: and I called this man, this brother and say, hey,

13
00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,200
Speaker 1: we uh we got an understanding that uh some there

14
00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,800
Speaker 1: on your floor copy date but on the copy machine,

15
00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,840
Speaker 1: and we need to um instead of meeting with you

16
00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,360
Speaker 1: at eleven, so you can come in and we need

17
00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,280
Speaker 1: to see if it was you, which means what which

18
00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,440
Speaker 1: we need? Yes, okay, we need to we need we

19
00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,400
Speaker 1: need to see your butt. Here we go and you

20
00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,760
Speaker 1: already know our brother is Zach. Here we go right now.

21
00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:31,199
Speaker 1: But mat hey, I'm trying to reach Vaughan, please Vaughan.

22
00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,680
Speaker 1: This is Darius Darius with human resources. How are you U?

23
00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,520
Speaker 1: Can I help you? Yeah? Listen, we UM have an

24
00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,560
Speaker 1: incident that has taken place at the job. You actually,

25
00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,200
Speaker 1: what floor are you on? Von? I'm on for twelve

26
00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,840
Speaker 1: floor twelve? All right? So do you use the copy

27
00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,240
Speaker 1: machine that often on that floor? Not all the time,

28
00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,040
Speaker 1: but I do use it every once in a while. Okay, Ever,

29
00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,440
Speaker 1: once you the wine. So here's what's going on. There's

30
00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,480
Speaker 1: gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,

31
00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,280
Speaker 1: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,

32
00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,760
Speaker 1: this is this is just a proper procedure that we're

33
00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,480
Speaker 1: having to go through. So let me just kind of

34
00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,560
Speaker 1: enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone UM on the

35
00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:22,080
Speaker 1: twelfth floor has copied their butt on a piece of

36
00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,960
Speaker 1: paper in the copy machine. So someone actually sat up

37
00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,400
Speaker 1: on the xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone

38
00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,200
Speaker 1: would do that, I have no earthly idea. But what's

39
00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,880
Speaker 1: happening now is everyone on your floor is gonna have

40
00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,480
Speaker 1: to come in and show their but So we're scheduling

41
00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,240
Speaker 1: this now. I'm thinking Friday at eleven a m. Would

42
00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:49,280
Speaker 1: that be sooner? Yeah? Y'all talked, y'all talk want me

43
00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:54,960
Speaker 1: to come up there and show show my show because somebody,

44
00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,359
Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man. I

45
00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,560
Speaker 1: didn't do that. Okay, know what, I believe you. I

46
00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,760
Speaker 1: believe you wholehearted, live on. But just to clear your name,

47
00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,240
Speaker 1: we have to, I hate to say it, clear your

48
00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,320
Speaker 1: butt as well. So we want to make sure we're

49
00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,239
Speaker 1: gonna find out who's but this is on a piece

50
00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,640
Speaker 1: of paper that did this. We're gonna find out. You're

51
00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,000
Speaker 1: gonna find out who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks

52
00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,240
Speaker 1: those are, and you're gonna find that real quickly. Our mind.

53
00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560
Speaker 1: All right, I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna

54
00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,600
Speaker 1: come in. You said Friday, you're doing this Friday, Friday,

55
00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,520
Speaker 1: ut eleven, not coming in my day off, pull my

56
00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,760
Speaker 1: past down. But some strangers looking really look at my

57
00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,800
Speaker 1: look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copied. I'm not

58
00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,720
Speaker 1: doing that. I don't I don't want to. I don't

59
00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,080
Speaker 1: want this to take a turn, von, because right now,

60
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,640
Speaker 1: this is if you're not if you're saying you're not

61
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,160
Speaker 1: coming in, then other actions will be taking place if

62
00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,000
Speaker 1: you don't come in and follow the precedure that everybody's

63
00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,760
Speaker 1: saying everybody else that I'm calling, they have to come in.

64
00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,480
Speaker 1: How many how many people work on that floor? There's

65
00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,800
Speaker 1: at least eight plus people on that floor. You're talking

66
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,720
Speaker 1: about trying to have eight plus people come in, drive

67
00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,640
Speaker 1: all the way to work, so some strangers and we

68
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,360
Speaker 1: don't even know we can look at our look at

69
00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,520
Speaker 1: our cheeks, and I'm not gonna do that. I don't

70
00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,600
Speaker 1: know who did it, but I know they ain't me.

71
00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:20,640
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody zeros there but on the twelfth floor. And

72
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get to

73
00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,599
Speaker 1: the bottom of who did it. And what you're what

74
00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,880
Speaker 1: you're not gonna do, von is tell me you're not

75
00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,760
Speaker 1: coming in. What you're not gonna do do you like

76
00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,880
Speaker 1: your job here with this company? Okay? What you're not

77
00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,520
Speaker 1: gonna do is act like you're gonna fire me because

78
00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna show you all my sweet goodies just

79
00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,200
Speaker 1: because you just because you from HR. You got me fooled.

80
00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,160
Speaker 1: If you actually expect me to think that everybody that

81
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,239
Speaker 1: works from this floor is over here, like oh yeah, sure,

82
00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,160
Speaker 1: some strangers. Look at my look at my crack. You

83
00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,240
Speaker 1: must be playing, no, sir, not with me, let me

84
00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:58,640
Speaker 1: ask let me, let me ask you this. Do you

85
00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:03,320
Speaker 1: have a coworker name on Dr Andrea? Yes? Okay, and

86
00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,280
Speaker 1: Andre says he knows you now, I'm just gonna put

87
00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,279
Speaker 1: it out here. Andrea is stating that it could have

88
00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,240
Speaker 1: possibly been you. Really, Andre got the nerve to say

89
00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,160
Speaker 1: it could have been me? Smith? Why are he trying

90
00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,200
Speaker 1: to single me out like I even use that damn copier.

91
00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,960
Speaker 1: I don't playing games. I'm a grown man. He must

92
00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,039
Speaker 1: be out of his mind thinking he's gonna say I

93
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,359
Speaker 1: did it. All I know is he stated that you

94
00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,000
Speaker 1: were a possibility. That's what That's what he stated. He

95
00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,720
Speaker 1: said I was a possibility. That that's he didn't have

96
00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,560
Speaker 1: absolutely the reason to take I don't even use that copier, man.

97
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,200
Speaker 1: I used that thing like once every two three weeks,

98
00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,800
Speaker 1: everybody on that floor. Okay, So out of once every

99
00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,400
Speaker 1: two three weeks, is there a possibility maybe you propped

100
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,839
Speaker 1: your butt up there and copied it? Not at all, y'all,

101
00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,000
Speaker 1: don't need ain't even told me when this happened. I

102
00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:59,000
Speaker 1: probably wasn't even working when the booty chicks. You must

103
00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,800
Speaker 1: be out your mind. You can waste everybody else's time

104
00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,159
Speaker 1: trying to bring everyone in to get a free strip show.

105
00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,440
Speaker 1: But you're not gonna do that to me. This has

106
00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,479
Speaker 1: to be unethical and illegal on so many levels. You're

107
00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,359
Speaker 1: trying to come in and say everybody on the entire

108
00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,440
Speaker 1: four has to come show that. Man, you want to

109
00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,039
Speaker 1: be kidding me? What's your name? All time? You're trying

110
00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,320
Speaker 1: to call me saying this is HR what's your name?

111
00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,479
Speaker 1: Because we're not. I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources.

112
00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,520
Speaker 1: I told you that when I first called you, and

113
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,920
Speaker 1: well Darius, well Darius, when I do come into work,

114
00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,680
Speaker 1: I want to see let me ask you this von.

115
00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,800
Speaker 1: Do you know Leslie? Leslie? I know that better not

116
00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:45,560
Speaker 1: even saying my name, but so you do know Leslie? Yes?

117
00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,120
Speaker 1: I know Leslie. She works there with me. So you're

118
00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,280
Speaker 1: trying to tell me that Leslie said. Do you want

119
00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:54,360
Speaker 1: to know what Leslie said? Yes? I would like you

120
00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,120
Speaker 1: to know what Leslie says, so when I cuss her out,

121
00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,920
Speaker 1: I get it right, Okay, Leslie told me to tell

122
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,240
Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

123
00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show, and you just got franked by your co

124
00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:17,280
Speaker 1: worker Leslie and and oh man, Leslie and Andre got

125
00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:22,800
Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you man two. I was man,

126
00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:28,600
Speaker 1: I was passed. Yeah, your uncle is right, Bro, somebody

127
00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:36,960
Speaker 1: is gonna whoop y'all. I bet I bet it this year. Alright,

128
00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,600
Speaker 1: tell me this man, what is the baddest and I

129
00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,720
Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve

130
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:49,280
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is definitely gonna whoop you'll You're like, man,

131
00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,800
Speaker 1: I don't give it to me, give it to me.

132
00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:03,600
Speaker 1: That's but man, baby. Oh now, all right. I'm in

133
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,080
Speaker 1: Tabor right now this weekend and everything is sold out.

134
00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,120
Speaker 1: But next laying in the cut is the one and

135
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:13,560
Speaker 1: only West Palm Beach Flowed. It's legendary and four Friday,

136
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,360
Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday of February. I will be at the

137
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:21,480
Speaker 1: at the West Palm Beach improv two tickets on sale

138
00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,720
Speaker 1: right now. Get it white of getting is good, go

139
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:32,000
Speaker 1: see but man, but man might be there immature at

140
00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:39,480
Speaker 1: work alright listening nephew up. Next, it is a Strawberry letter.

141
00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:43,679
Speaker 1: Today's subject my husband is not carrying her casket. We'll

142
00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,000
Speaker 1: get into it right after this