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Speaker 1: it's time for Stupid Internet Questions, America's stupid show where

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Speaker 1: we ask you the question that everybody's asking on the

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Speaker 1: This is stupid Internet questions and I'm Ron Walkler today

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Speaker 1: the Internet question comes straight to us from the Internet.

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Speaker 1: And the question everybody's asking today is what's the best

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Speaker 1: way at hamburger should be prepped? Ore we go this

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions, I'm Ron Wonkler. Yeah, Like, if you

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Speaker 1: can only have one burger besides cheese, if you get

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Speaker 1: catch up, mayonnaise and pickles, maybe some let us if

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Speaker 1: it's fresh, thank you. Let us can make or break

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Speaker 1: don't do enough of on burgers. Shredded lettuce. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then it falls off. But if it falls off

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Speaker 1: It's probably one of the most disgusting things. Ever. This

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Speaker 1: This is stupid internet questions And I'm Ron walk Claire

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Speaker 1: way to prepare a hamburger? Where you can follow the

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Speaker 1: another jewil phone frame Heday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Benissimo from Photography. Could I speak to Tanya? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this couldn't not have come at a

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Speaker 1: more perfect timing. I just got off the phone with

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Speaker 1: me this photo is already Wow, it's fine. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: He actually wants to talk to you right now. Hello, Tonio,

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Speaker 1: it's Alario. Hi. Hello, I'm sorry. I don't I was

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Speaker 1: just transferred to you, Elatio. I was just told that

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Speaker 1: the photos of my twins were deleted. Elario. Review the

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Speaker 1: to say photographer, like, I don't even know what Jack.

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Speaker 1: this was a perpetional photography. It's exactly what I say.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, we're thinking, like, Ilario already arranged photo shoot

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Speaker 1: be beautiful beach writing a stallion. First, sir, there's got

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Speaker 1: You ride the back of a baby corn with your husband.

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Speaker 1: with Leo di Caprio look alike us standing for your

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Speaker 1: I want professionalism, and I want someone who will never

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Speaker 1: take it upon themselves to call my belogic twins basic

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Speaker 1: and put ruben your husband on the phone. He already

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Speaker 1: approved the baby corns. He loved the idea. My husband, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Is on the phone today for War of the Roses

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Speaker 1: to catch cheater. And she thinks that her boyfriend of

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Speaker 1: this is Jorban calling from Is this Vin? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's hey man. How are you big? Congratulations? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Oh what's this about? This is about me saying, well,

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Speaker 1: And you're busted. Yeah, and the voice you just heard

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Speaker 1: Who is she? Then? How do you know? How do

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Speaker 1: who are you? Oh my god, holy crap, it has

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Speaker 1: Definitely drunk, but they were they were strong, and yes,

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Speaker 1: the worst flirter. I'm like, I don't ever, I don't ever.

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Speaker 1: And then I try to kiss somebody and they turned

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Speaker 1: their face a married man. Oh, and then I had

422
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Speaker 1: to stand a boat with him. I'm gonna have to

423
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Speaker 1: talk to my therapist about this. I feel so bad

424
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Speaker 1: for you. I'm I was more tiffined. I had to

425
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: spend not that much longer because we headed back pretty

426
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: soon after that, way too long. I get off the boat.

427
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Speaker 1: By that time, I'm just like coming down from my drunknness,

428
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like what did I do? That is all

429
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Speaker 1: Alex did I do? I felt like such a freaking moron,

430
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Speaker 1: And I'm just walking away, Like what do I say

431
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Speaker 1: to him when I walk away? You guys, the most

432
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Speaker 1: awkward time of my life. I'm just like looking at

433
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Speaker 1: him after all of this, like this entire day, like

434
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: he was pumped up, everybody had been and I'm like, Okay, well,

435
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Speaker 1: I'll probably not see you later. Oh god, I was

436
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: like with your wife, Oh, I don't even know, Like

437
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: I would never do that in a million years, Like

438
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm the worst at all of that. I like, I wouldn't.

439
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Speaker 1: I don't even do that to like where I know

440
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Speaker 1: people are single. I wouldn't do that when I know

441
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Speaker 1: they're single. But I just had the courage because I

442
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: was drunk, and like, I just thought she was cool

443
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Speaker 1: with it. And then I totally saw that not clear.

444
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: And she texted me the next day and I don't

445
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Speaker 1: know why, he said to her, yeah, she said, I

446
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 1: don't remember, but she was unhappy. Really, yeah, told her

447
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: and then she was like, oh my dang, that was

448
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: the worst. That was the worst experience of my life. Wow.

449
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: I tried to kiss somebody, which I never knew he

450
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: turned his face said yeah. He said. He literally was

451
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: like nope, and he like like turned it hard, I mean,

452
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, good for you. I looked at

453
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Speaker 1: him at the same time, and I was like, oh,

454
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: that's awesome, Like you're so loyal. I want to stand

455
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Speaker 1: up God like, oh she should know how good. Good

456
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: guy Alex is like, see, I was just testing you

457
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: and you passed the test. Good job, so you're welcome.

458
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 1: Jebil I finally told wow, that was actually way more

459
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Speaker 1: tame than I thought it was. In my mind. There

460
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: was I even told you. I even told you that.

461
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not even think it's that bad, but

462
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: I do, like it was so bad. I think about that, like,

463
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: so I'm introverted. I don't do that type of stuff.

464
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Speaker 1: I don't make those type of decisions. And that's why

465
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Speaker 1: maybe party why I shouldn't drink. I don't drink. I

466
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: don't get drunk. I do when you're drunk. Follow the

467
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jebil Show, follow us

468
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Speaker 1: all individually. I'm a jubil fresh. Want to get that

469
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Speaker 1: dudes that I don't know that I brought him ding

470
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Speaker 1: it The Jewbil Show on Demand Welcome to the I

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Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report. The news is for Friday first,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm Dual Fresh and the fourth July

474
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Speaker 1: is coming up, and the fourth of July is the

475
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Speaker 1: most dangerous day of the year. For what my works,

476
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: you'll find out what you should be scared. Actually, it's not.

477
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Speaker 1: It's not that it's not you would think it would

478
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Speaker 1: be fireworks and using a finger, but it's not that.

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Speaker 1: It's something that's probably even more important to you than

480
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Speaker 1: anything on your body. Oh, it is just I'm Alex

481
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: Fresh and in my story coming up, this is a

482
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: perfect example of why I always wonder why people work

483
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: so hard at a company that they do not own.

484
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have the details coming up. I'm sorry

485
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Speaker 1: to burst your bubble, Victoria, who's twenty two and just started.

486
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Speaker 1: I'm Christian graynow, and you know what they say, those

487
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: who live in glasshouses should not throw stones, or in

488
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Speaker 1: this case, should not throw back shots of alcohol before

489
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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel of a car. More coming up

490
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Speaker 1: on that story. That's coming up on my story. That's amazing,

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Speaker 1: all right, For your first story of the day in

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Speaker 1: the I n N, The Indian News, the Report The News.

493
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Speaker 1: A new report found that the fourth of July is

494
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Speaker 1: the most dangerous day of the year for your phone.

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00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 1: What your phone? More phones get damaged and broken on

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Speaker 1: the fourth of July than any other day of the year.

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Speaker 1: Interesting to be careful. If you thought it was the

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Speaker 1: mostdangerous day the year for your fingers, it's not. You

499
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: need to be careful and be aware of your phone

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Speaker 1: safety this holiday. Let's go through some real quickly, some

501
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: ideas of why you think you would either break, loose

502
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: or damage your phone. Yeah, because I'm confused. Okay, So

503
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: like dropping in toilet when you go to the bathroom, Okay,

504
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: because you're you're plucking your wreck pocket it falls out.

505
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: Well you're wearing shorts and you're like, oh my god,

506
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: I got hurt here here okay, pulling your your shorts down.

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00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: Boom in there. Fireworks fireworks Okay, yeah, I think fireworks

508
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: probably blow your phone up. Yeah, how well, I guess

509
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: if you sat it down near the fireworks, I could

510
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: just see somebody putting fireworks on top of their phone,

511
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Speaker 1: Like I want to get a really close up video,

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00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, true, I mean a lot of people

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00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: do go like camping, they go on moating, so losing

514
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: in the water water. What if you drop it on

515
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: the grill because you're grilling. Oh and you're trying to

516
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: close up video of you cooking the burgers for the

517
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Speaker 1: fourth July. So you set your phone on the grill. Yeah,

518
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: and then you flip it over with the spoil the

519
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 1: other side of it, and then you try to eat

520
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: it because you don't realize that it's your phone because

521
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: you're drunk. You're just like, this is really wait a second,

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Speaker 1: that's my phone. I listened to the I N N.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was the most anxiously year for phones.

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Speaker 1: M I'm an idiot content. This is then the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

526
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: eat their phones over to Alex Fresh was on location,

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Speaker 1: I'm at burger King at like it. Okay. So a

528
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: man who worked at a burger king in Vegas for

529
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Speaker 1: twenty seven years. Wow, that's a long. Wow. He was

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Speaker 1: loyal for twenty seven years. He did not miss one

531
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Speaker 1: day of work. What so he on six four work.

532
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: He did not take one day off in twenty seven years.

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Speaker 1: So if you've ever worked in like a corporate organization

534
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Speaker 1: usually though, for your milestones, five, ten, fifteen, twenty, like,

535
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 1: they'll give you like small gifts, right. They won't give

536
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: you a bonus or money like something like that. They

537
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: won't even give you a ray sometimes, but they'll give

538
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: you small gifts like a Beats headphones, stuff like that.

539
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: And I think you're gonna go, wow, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I can use this for my rent. Thanks appreciate the

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Speaker 1: gift that he got for his twenty seventh year and

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Speaker 1: he didn't call in sick. One time he got a

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Speaker 1: goodie bag and it was filled with a movie ticket,

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Speaker 1: a bag of Rec's, a Starbucks cup, two packs of

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Speaker 1: Life savers, a lanyard, a key chain, two pens. So

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00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: then his daughter thought that was ridiculous, right, She took

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Speaker 1: a video of him opening the goodie bag and then

548
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: posted online instead up a gofund me because she thought

549
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: it was such and it has over two hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars now, which is amazing. Yeah, and then David Spade

551
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: actually donated five thousand dollars too, but so awesome. And

552
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: then he actually took his first day off to be

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Speaker 1: a guest on NBC's Today show Good for him. We

554
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: need to interview that guy. Also, I want to see

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Speaker 1: if I can just buy that lanyard off him. Sounds

556
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: all right. This is then the Idiot News Network, where

557
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: idiots are just in the news and a red part

558
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Speaker 1: for our next story the day, Let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Christian Gray Snow who just took a day off.

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Speaker 1: He's out the door. Sorry, yeah bye, I'm on my

561
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Speaker 1: way in to Australia, where residents are livid after a

562
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Speaker 1: mayor was busted for drunk driving and crashing her car. Y'all,

563
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: and she admitted to having several glasses of wine before

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Speaker 1: she did this. Now then, now disgrace. The mayor crashed

565
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Speaker 1: her car into a tree, which is scary because according

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Speaker 1: to the WHO, the World Organization, Australia actually has the

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Speaker 1: highest rate of drunken car accidents. But what makes us

568
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Speaker 1: the worst thing ever, is that she had just finished

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Speaker 1: talking to families of drunk driving victims a couple of

570
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Speaker 1: hours before. Oh my god, it's like this. I feel

571
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Speaker 1: like people don't give credit to wine as like actually

572
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Speaker 1: being drunk. That's what they do. They know, though, but

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Speaker 1: they try to act like it's fine. They try to

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Speaker 1: act like wine is different because I don't know, because

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Speaker 1: it's fancier, and dude, you drink a couple of glasses

576
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Speaker 1: of wine, you get hand. I'm stumbling after two. And

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00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: then there's people that you see them on social media

578
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Speaker 1: all the time. They'll rip on people for taking shots

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Speaker 1: or smoke weed or whatever. And then every single night

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00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: on social media, they're like a long day and there's

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Speaker 1: like four bottles of winer just getting an Idiots in

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Speaker 1: the news, the News. Tune in toorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report from the I n Remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. At the

585
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Speaker 1: Jewil Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dress, I'm a Christian Grace. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: at your Mere zero zero The Jewil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil Phone Frank Day. Mornings on the twenties.

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: Time for your brand new phone prank. And Gina is

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Speaker 1: on the phone and she wants to prank her brother Patrick. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you guys, how's it going to say? You want to

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Speaker 1: prank your brother because he's moving to Austin. I do,

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Speaker 1: I do. Uh. We're from a small towne in Wisconsin,

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Speaker 1: and so where we're from is really you know, it's

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Speaker 1: quite conservative, and where he's going is Austin, So he's

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Speaker 1: a little freaked out about the difference, like what he's

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00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: gonna find there because they're a little bit out there. Okay,

598
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: So so he finally found a place and they just

599
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Speaker 1: put a deposit down. So can you find a way

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Speaker 1: to mess with him? I think I absolutely can. Let's

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Speaker 1: call him right now find out though. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: there is this Patrick. Oh yeah, it is m May.

603
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: I ask who who you are? Well? I guess that's

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Speaker 1: a good question, isn't it. Patrick? Who are we? I

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00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: asked myself that daily. Who are we? What are we

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Speaker 1: doing here? Hi? I am so excited to meet you.

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Speaker 1: This is Aquaries and I'm sure you've heard about me,

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Speaker 1: and I've heard a lot about you, and no we

609
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: haven't met, but I'm so excited to meet you and

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Speaker 1: your family. All right, your family's coming to well Okay,

611
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've called the right Patrick, sir.

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Speaker 1: I tricked my wife. Your last name is last name? Well,

613
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Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Yes, that's that's me, But I don't

614
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Speaker 1: know why you're calling me. You're funny, that's silly. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all lived together in the house and we're bunking together.

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Speaker 1: I'm I've got the bottom bunk, or you know what,

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Speaker 1: since you're new, you can have the top bunk. Wait, wait, sir,

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Speaker 1: can you just clarify? Can you start? I'm so confused

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Speaker 1: right now. I don't I'm writing some poetry. I'm how

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Speaker 1: about being well? I am? I read upon the other

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Speaker 1: day called confused feat where do we walk about? Word?

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Speaker 1: Where do we go? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir. I

623
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Speaker 1: don't want to I don't want to be rude. I was.

624
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Speaker 1: I was talking to Tim, and that's the only person

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Speaker 1: I was talking about the house. I don't know. Yes,

626
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Speaker 1: we all rent the house from Tim Timothy Timothy firm.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's no mistake. He told us that you

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00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: agreed to move in. And we're a little artist commune.

629
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: There's only seven of us that split these three bedrooms,

630
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: and you get the top bunk in my bedroom. You know,

631
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: I rented a whole house for me, my wife, and

632
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: my daughter, not some freaky artist. You're not heard about ally.

633
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: All people are down, they're all free and spirity and okay,

634
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm not excited for you're excited for you to come

635
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: stay in our little commune. Do you paint? Do you

636
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: like to be painted? No? I don't paint. I don't

637
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: even know what's going on. I can't wait to paint you.

638
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: You just what do you mean you we're gonna paint me?

639
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: What do we talk about? I mean that I see

640
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: people as canvases, and anybody who's moved into our little

641
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: artist community, the first night that they're here, everybody sits

642
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: around and watches me as I create art all over

643
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: their body. WHOA, I'm not in man. We make smores,

644
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: and then I use your body as a canvas and

645
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: I make a beautiful painting with you of you. Oh

646
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: you ain't cutching my body with a brush or anything. Man,

647
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: I don't want my bare hands finger painting. I can't

648
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: wait to finger paint you. No, you're not gonna get

649
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: in finger paint me, you dumb win. And there's no

650
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: fucking way I'm gonna live with a bunch of weird

651
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: artists with whatever you guys do with colors and magic

652
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: and all kinds of man. I don't even want to

653
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: move to Austin, but my wife got a job, so

654
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: I gotta leave my life with normal people and move

655
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: to weird Oldville. No, thank you. I'm calling Tim right now.

656
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting my money back. There's no way my family's

657
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: ever gonna move and even set foot in Austin. You're

658
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: all a bunch of weird, freaky, freak stealing, freaky weird.

659
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm calling Tim right now. Well, before you do that,

660
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: let me tell you that this is actually a phone prank.

661
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

662
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your sister Gina set you up,

663
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: and she's actually on the phone right now. I'm so

664
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: mad at you, Patrick. I knew you were a freak

665
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: out about the people in Austin today, just how to

666
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: get you the Jewel Show on demand? First day up?

667
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: Stealing is on the phone today for a first day

668
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: follow up. He's not getting a call back from a

669
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: woman named Dana that he went would have been I know, right,

670
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: so much potential. I'm like, did she should call you back?

671
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: Just based on that? That's super cute, dying Dana and

672
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: they went to the library for their first date. What

673
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 1: that's boring as hell? I wonder if she didn't call back.

674
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: We didn't we didn't go to the library. No, no,

675
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: he said, they went to the cheesecake Factory, which is

676
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: like reading a book because their menu is so huge.

677
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: So Dana to the cheesecake factory. And before we get

678
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: into your date dying, how long has it been since

679
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: your date with Dana? Um, it's been about a week

680
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: and a half. I think we met on Tinder and

681
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: we talked for like a couple weeks and then we

682
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: decided to go to the cheesecake factory. And oh that's

683
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: a little yeah. Yeah, if I go to the cheesecake

684
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: factory once a year, that's the book I read. Oh man,

685
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: did it seem like she enjoyed the date? Yeah? How

686
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: did it go? Yeah? I mean it seems fun to me.

687
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: I mean we were talking and having a good time,

688
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: and you know, I've racked my brain on you know

689
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: why she's not testing me back, like I said something

690
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: wrong or I fended her. The only thing think of

691
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: she kind of was she was being kind of rude

692
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: to like the like the waitres time, And you know,

693
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: I've racked my brain on you know why she's not

694
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: testing me back like I said something wrong or I

695
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: fended her. The only thing think of she kind of

696
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: was she was being kind of rude to like the

697
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: like the waitres, and I don't know, she just yeah,

698
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: she just didn't have like good table manners. And so

699
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: I met it a couple of times and a couple

700
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: of times and I kind of made it like a joke.

701
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she was like she had a water,

702
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: she like raised her hand like we were in clad,

703
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: you didn't want to get a yeah, yeah, for just

704
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: the water. Then um, she like belched and she goes, boops,

705
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. And even if you made a joke and

706
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: highlighted it, it might have embarrassed or even more. Yeah,

707
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: that's what I'm wondering. And I don't know, maybe maybe

708
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: an definitor, maybe it made her uncomfortable or something. Did

709
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: her mood change after that? Uh? Yeah? I mean I

710
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: did say one thing kind of serious. I was like,

711
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: are you always this rude with your table manner? She

712
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: was like, no, what are you saying? I'm worded? And

713
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: then I got kind of awkward and I was like, no,

714
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: you're not rude. Yeah, yeah, I think you're like, you're

715
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: not rude. I'm rude for saying that. It doesn't sound

716
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: like a good date, honestly, I mean, did she just

717
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 1: get factory sounds great? Um, and then you joking about

718
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: her accidentally burping said it sounds okay. But then after

719
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: that where it's like you're calling her rude and stuff like,

720
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that would be fun. It would

721
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: be called rude on a date. Well, honestly, I mean,

722
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: other than that, I think it was a pretty good day.

723
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: Like we just told that little thick up there, you know,

724
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: besides like the belching and the reason the hand elbows

725
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: on the table complaining it to me, it was an

726
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: amazing date. So I don't know why she's ghosts for

727
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: me now. Yeah, I definitely like to see her again. Well,

728
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can figure it out for you.

729
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: Then we'll play us on come Back and then call

730
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: her and ask her why she's not calling you back,

731
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: and we'll see what the reason is. I would guess

732
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: it might be that stuff, because I don't know, but

733
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe it did go. It doesn't sound to

734
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: me like it was an amazing date, but it might

735
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: have been. He might just be like kind of like ugual,

736
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: where like you just can't tell how you're feeling. Yeah, exactly,

737
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: like maybe it was the day he's ever been on.

738
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: That's true. I would literally be having the time of

739
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: my life. And just because I look like I look

740
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: sometimes pe would be like, man, that guy and how

741
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: you sound? Yeah, and how I sound like? That guy

742
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 1: is in hell? Right now? I hate And I'm literally

743
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: saying I'm having the most fun I've ever had in

744
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: my life right now. Ever, believe me, look could be

745
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: all right, Well we'll play, so I'll come back in

746
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: and call her and see if we can figure it

747
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: out for you. All right, all right, we'll get your

748
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: first day balled. Next you're just joining us for today's

749
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: first date. Follow up. Dylan is on the phone and

750
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: he went out with Dana to the Cheesecake Factory. But

751
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: now Dana took her to go box and walked out

752
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: of his life forever. I guarantee she had food to go,

753
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: because they give you a lot of food at the

754
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. Dylan says that their date was great, and

755
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: I think, you know what, the more I thought about it, Dylan,

756
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: I think your date was probably pretty good because you

757
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: sounded like an old married couple to me. Because Dylan

758
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: was ripping on her for table manners the whole time.

759
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like she accidentally burped he made a joke

760
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: about it that might have made her feel awkward. And

761
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: then you were also just calling her out for a

762
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: kind of having bad table thing and her hand up

763
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: like waiting for because she wasn't getting served quick enough,

764
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: like crazy. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I know it sounds bad,

765
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: but it really wasn't. All right, Well, we'll call her

766
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can figure out why

767
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back, if it is one of

768
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: those things or something else, and then we'll see if

769
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: we can get you another day. You ready, all right?

770
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: Sounds good? All right, I'm Dollard from her right now?

771
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: Here were you? Hello? Hi? Ma seaks to Dana please. Yeah,

772
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: this is Dana. Hey, Dana, how are you? My name

773
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: is Jewel, and I'm from a radio show named The

774
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, and I'm Alex from the same show, from

775
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: the same show. Yeah. Yeah, have you heard God Surprise?

776
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? That's insane. So that's a good question. Well,

777
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: because you're not calling one of our friends back yep,

778
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, oh god, yeah yeah. Yeah. You

779
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: went on a date a little while ago and then

780
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: you ghosted somebody. Huh. Rude. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I

781
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: did go somebody and Dylan, if you're on the line

782
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 1: right now, you're can you do oh what do you do? Seriously? No, yeah, no,

783
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm not. I am not messing around. This was the

784
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: most horrendous, insane weight of my time, first date I've

785
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: ever been on. Oh wow, seriously seriously. Yeah, all right,

786
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna you already know Dylan's on the phone,

787
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna bring Dylan on and then you

788
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: can tell him yourself, because it sounds like you're not

789
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: scared to say it. Yeah, no, no, I'm not scared. Listen,

790
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: you are. You have the audacity to tell me that

791
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 1: I'm I have no manners, I'm classless, I'm rude, I'm

792
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: not I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this anymore.

793
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: It's I'm done with like men thinking they can talk

794
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: to me like that. It's no, no more like after

795
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: my date with you, Dylan, Like honestly, like I am,

796
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: men are canceled. I'm compering. No no more men like

797
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: swing another behind her and nicer. Damn, Dylan, you really

798
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: did a number. So Dylan, what did you not tell us? So?

799
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean you let out a huge belt and people

800
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: would what what what that did not happen? You're you're

801
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: dramatizing that. You were like so stuck on the burp

802
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: even happened. It was like a dash. I could listen

803
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: to these two dynostat It was like it was like

804
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: cave Man had a turkey leg. Oh my god, not

805
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: even are you said it was not you were You

806
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: were like determined to make fun of me. It was

807
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: like the tiniest burp I've ever had. People were looking

808
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: at us because you made it a big deal. Also, Dylan,

809
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: you are making a big deal. But you're the one

810
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: that wanted to second date. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

811
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: You like her disrespectful table manner? Do you get turned

812
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: on by burbing? I like real people, and that burp

813
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: was real, so yeah, yeah I am a real person. No,

814
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: you definitely just wanted to like tell me what to

815
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: do and be a man's planer, and like all you

816
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: did was talking about yourself, like the entire time. You're

817
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: like a sociopath. I think, all right, just because a

818
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: man is explaining doesn't mean it's brands planning, Okay, And

819
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: literally what it means that is literally what it is

820
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: I can't explain anything. No, and I wish you wouldn't. No,

821
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, it's not that you don't even know

822
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: what man's planning is. That that is literally what man's

823
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: planning is, Dylan, you're so stupid. Well, well, at least

824
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't blow burbs in public and half people was

825
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh god, get over it. It was just a burp, Dania.

826
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out on another date with Dylan?

827
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? No? Hell no, absolutely not. Are

828
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: you kidding? Shocked? No? Why not? Yeah? I know I'm kidding. Now,

829
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: if you decide you want a real man who's not

830
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: afraid to speak of you, hear me out, you would

831
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: still go out on another date. Yet, I don't get it.

832
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: I don't get it either. It sounds like you don't

833
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: like her. I mean you guys put like you guys

834
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: can't even get along right now? If you don't even

835
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: know each other, are literally not nice day? Why would

836
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Speaker 1: you even want to chance that? I mean flags serious.

837
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: I think she's front, I think she likes me. I

838
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: don't think that's it, buddy, No, no way, I'm texting

839
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: the waitress before I'm texting you. Ever. Humiles first Gate

840
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: follow up only on the new Hits brand new dirty

841
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: little secret, and one of the most common dirty little

842
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: secrets that we get are ones that people hide from

843
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: their significant other or their spouse. There was a dirty

844
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: little secret a while ago about a guy watching Netflix

845
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: without his wife, and that I think is even worse

846
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: than cheating some people. You'll hear what today's dirty little

847
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: secret is. Next, It's the Jewel Show, The Jewels Show

848
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: on demand Jewils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, who's well,

849
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 1: don't tell us who this is. This is the Jewels Show. Hey,

850
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: and you text it in at four one of six

851
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: one saying you have a dirty little secret, So we

852
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: thought we'd call you and ask you what it is. Yeah,

853
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: hopefully you're in the middle of a meeting right now

854
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 1: at work. I am a worker now, um, oh my gosh,

855
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: you guys actually called me. Do you have time whatever

856
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: your name is, to tell us your a little secret?

857
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: Do you have time? Yeah? I gotta okay, So okay,

858
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: hopefully these people aren't listening. So my dirty little secret

859
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: is I've got this really kind of weird work thing

860
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: that I do, which I think is hilarious. So I

861
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: photocopy my butt and I put it in other employees,

862
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: mimo boxes. I've been doing this for almost a year

863
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: and still nobody knows who it is. Are they are

864
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: they trying to find out who it is? Because I

865
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: feel like you're probably trying to track down thet They're

866
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: never going to How do you know that, though, because

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Speaker 1: I feel like it kind of be like easy depending

868
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: on how many people you work with. Uh. Now, I

869
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: work with quite a little bit of people. There's a

870
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: lot of us in the office, and nobody's seen my

871
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: ass yet. Cameras uh not not in that not in

872
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: that part of the office. No, in the front office

873
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: where the lobby is. But we're working with stuff. No

874
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: late Okay, so you know where all the cameras are

875
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: so that they don't see you copying your butt, I

876
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: would be are you too worried? So that's some of

877
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: the walk around the corner producer ready jumping in is like,

878
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: what's the chat around the office? Is that? Like, Oh,

879
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: I think it's Janet's booty. I think it's a it's Roger's.

880
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: But everyone talking? Are you participating in these conversations? Some

881
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: of them, I'm there for some of them. They are

882
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: not onto me because undoubtedly they think the butt's pretty cute,

883
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: but they don't think I'm cute. So there's that. But

884
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: the manager has definitely had a meeting about it. So, oh,

885
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: it turns out you don't think they're gonna find you eventually, right,

886
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I'm gonna follow up on that point.

887
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 1: It's probably an HR violation if your managers go all right,

888
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: everybody line up right now. I probably can't do that.

889
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: I don't think that. Actually, yeah, that's kind of crazy.

890
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: One of the co workers he thinks it's a girl,

891
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: so he's like, oh my god, it's so fine a girl,

892
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: but you have a girly looking butt. A little bit.

893
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,959
Speaker 1: He's always talking to me about how cute my butt

894
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: is and he doesn't even know it. Well, let us

895
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: know if you get fired because of it, I will

896
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: all right another email. Well you can probably what you're

897
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: doing is exactly the time material and we look for here,

898
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: so you might get a job here. If you get fired,

899
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: we'll probably hire you with that. Right there, we go,

900
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: Just give us your resume with on your butt on

901
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: the copy of your Yeah, I totally will be acting

902
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: keep I can do that for sure. Cover page. Now

903
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: it's time for another awkward married moment from Jewel and

904
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Speaker 1: Alex Brush. You know he did yesterday he put a

905
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: freaking piece of bacon there that I dropped the floor

906
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: when we're eating, We're at a restaurant, and then and

907
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: then I'm like, didn't you pick up where do you think?

908
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, did you pick up the piece of bacon

909
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: I dropped? I said, what piece of bacon? And I

910
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 1: had it dang sticking out like a piece of bacon,

911
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: crisp piece of on the balls. They'd have a lawyer

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Speaker 1: curb not to the Jewels show on demand