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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: presents show. Hey, here we are the day after the election,

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Speaker 1: but it's still going on. There's still election going Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and uh, anyone's stressed. I am very stressed. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: really am. And I know that it's out of my

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Speaker 1: hands and I did everything that I'm supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: But it is like exactly the meme says, it's like

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Speaker 1: doing a group project with three million people and hoping

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Speaker 1: that everyone did what they were supposed to do, but

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Speaker 1: you don't know. Oh, we'll get answer soon. Um, what

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Speaker 1: is this you just sent me? Do your men? These

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Speaker 1: eight statements are offensive, whether you mean it or not.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I just have a feeling. We have

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Speaker 1: guys on this show who have done some of these things.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna light it up. Well, Hello, Froggy, Hello, there's Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: there's Scotty Be. There's producer saying they're straight, and Nate

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Speaker 1: they're scarty, and the one like Garrett and is where's Brodie?

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Speaker 1: There's Brody? Hi, Brody Hi. I had to go to

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Speaker 1: another page to see you. All right, go ahead, Gonda,

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Speaker 1: you're in charge, Okay, all right, fellas, do any of

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Speaker 1: you look at a woman who was kind of scowling

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Speaker 1: and say, hey, you should smile. No, no, no, never danger. No.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I thought would have definitely done it.

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Speaker 1: You said danger because you've done it before, and you

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Speaker 1: know what happens to you. I haven't done it. I

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Speaker 1: know people that have, and I know you know, we

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Speaker 1: probably talked about this at some point in the past.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that, you know, mistake someone with their

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Speaker 1: resting b face or whatever, and that's just bad. You know,

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Speaker 1: you look a lot. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly the tone

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Speaker 1: that I hear it. Whenever I hear people say something

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Speaker 1: like that, I'm like, oh, really, can I do any

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Speaker 1: thing else to entertain you? But on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: we always give Brody crap for not smiling enough. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you do. Well, that's that's a double standard. Us asking

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Speaker 1: Brody to smile is still for our pleasure, you know,

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Speaker 1: and that's not not not right, I guess, so maybe

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Speaker 1: we shouldn't be asking him to smile. Ever, A common question,

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Speaker 1: a common question I get a lot is why are

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Speaker 1: you mad? And are you high? I mean the high

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Speaker 1: one that's another another topic. But people look at me

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Speaker 1: and go, why are you mad. You do seem high

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Speaker 1: all the time, A little mon I can now legally

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Speaker 1: in jersey of you. Okay, fellas, have any of you

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Speaker 1: ever gone on a date, spent a lot of money

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Speaker 1: and then it came time to saying goodbye. She didn't

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Speaker 1: give you what you wanted, and you either told her

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Speaker 1: or you told friends. She is approved, she is a lame.

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Speaker 1: She's just not cool because she doesn't want to sleep

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Speaker 1: with me. Scary. This used to be the quintessential Scary

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Speaker 1: Jones dating right. I would go spend exorbitant amounts of

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Speaker 1: money on dinners and good times, and I'd walk away

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Speaker 1: with blue balls. I the second part, the second part

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Speaker 1: though he had a name for them. Hold on, Scary,

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Speaker 1: what was your name for them? You called them dinner? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: But I would never tell my friend go back to

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Speaker 1: my friends and say ah. I would just be like,

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Speaker 1: They're like, how did they go? Did you get any

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Speaker 1: And I'm like nah. But it wouldn't be a complaint.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't complain about it because it's a woman's prerogative

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Speaker 1: to do what you wanted. Complain On the show five dates,

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Speaker 1: it was three for a while it was a five. No,

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Speaker 1: I said my my. My suspicion was that if if

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Speaker 1: I am going out and we're going on five quality

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Speaker 1: dinner drinks dates, five in a row over the course

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Speaker 1: of however long, and and there's no progress there, that

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Speaker 1: you were not becoming more intimate than that to me

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Speaker 1: means you're I think you're using me for free dinners

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Speaker 1: and it was time to cut baits. That is how

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Speaker 1: that was characterized. Don't mischaracterize that, okay, because there's nothing expected.

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Speaker 1: But it's just like, it would be nice if things

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Speaker 1: were starting to move in the right direction after five

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Speaker 1: putting a lot of time money into a major point.

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Speaker 1: You get it. I say to all my guy friends

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Speaker 1: all the time. And Sam and Danielle can maybe back

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Speaker 1: me up on this. As women, we know whether we

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Speaker 1: want to sleep with you pretty soon into however much

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Speaker 1: cut us off after the first or second date, Like

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Speaker 1: all right, she's getting free ship from you in the

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Speaker 1: out of her, you would be upset, but you would

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Speaker 1: say he's using I would. I didn't say it was

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Speaker 1: the right thing to do. I just said the other

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Speaker 1: The key is not to admit it. Don't admit that

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Speaker 1: you're using them for stuff. I never had this problem,

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Speaker 1: so I really yes the first date and know you

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Speaker 1: strangle their breath out of the time taking a girl

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Speaker 1: out five times either, So good for you. All right, Guys,

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Speaker 1: have any of you ever said to a woman you're

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Speaker 1: just too much, too much of you. I can't take this. No,

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Speaker 1: I just never talked to them after that. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold one. Too much is exactly. So that's what this

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Speaker 1: a reflection of the man who is typically taking up

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Speaker 1: all of the space. So now when there's a woman

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Speaker 1: the guy who says that she's too much, when in reality,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're just not enough. Okay, boy like that one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah not you, Nate, I see your face. I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about you in particular, don't for me? What would be?

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Speaker 1: What would other terms be, like she's she's too extra extra.

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Speaker 1: I think at times with women they say like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I always wonder what that means, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: she's trying too hard, like she's giving something too much

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Speaker 1: effort or energy, she's being too loud for you? What

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Speaker 1: is it? I think that all of that kind of

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Speaker 1: goes together. Um. How about to the man who comments

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Speaker 1: on clothing about how much skin you can see? Oh

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Speaker 1: I like that shirt I can see a little bit

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Speaker 1: of cleavage or pants make look great? Who says that

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Speaker 1: that's kind of creepy. Froggy has said that my wife's

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Speaker 1: different and it's funny, and the way he says it

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Speaker 1: is funny like those she's a woman, she's my wife,

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Speaker 1: and exactly she doesn't count count you, Froggy at Leasta

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Speaker 1: needs their own HR department in their house with their

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Speaker 1: do anything that is nice and you think that you're

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Speaker 1: being a nice guy, and then you get upset that

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Speaker 1: guy like I did. That opened the door. You didn't

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Speaker 1: be doing the right thing. He used to work with

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Speaker 1: he would give his seat. He I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: like a planned thing he would do every single time.

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Speaker 1: He was such a piece of shit. I hated him.

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Speaker 1: How do you really feel? How do you really feel? Wow? Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: you guys are doing well so far. How about the

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Speaker 1: guy who justifies himself as being a good guy just

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Speaker 1: because he has a wife or daughter, so he can't

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Speaker 1: be sexist? All forget it. You can't hide behind that

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Speaker 1: my dad, I don't know. Yeah, I have a daughter.

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Speaker 1: I've never used that and I never plan on using that. Please,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sexist. I have a daughter. I'm not racist.

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Speaker 1: I have a brown friend for a black guy. I'm

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Speaker 1: not racist. All right? Are any of you guys guilty

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Speaker 1: of saying something that you absolutely meant and it was hurtful?

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Speaker 1: So you said just kidding? Hey, but we're not talking

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Speaker 1: about the girls, talking about the guys. Danielle is an

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Speaker 1: offensive man who knew I do half of it. I'll

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Speaker 1: say something really offensive to you, but I won't say

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Speaker 1: just kidding, and they just do it in a ship sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Nate will give you a positive than a negative than

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Speaker 1: a positive, So you have to do it, then Daniel

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Speaker 1: hitch you. That's right, all right. And finally they say

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Speaker 1: He didn't mean it like that. He doesn't think about

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Speaker 1: think we didn't do that too. That's called guy code,

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Speaker 1: that same thing, right, potentially stop it. No, this one

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Speaker 1: that also goes for dudes, but you can't tell someone

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Speaker 1: who's really not ever been in that position that they're

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Speaker 1: perceiving something wrong. Like I did a summer where I

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Speaker 1: I told that to a couple of guy friends, how creepy,

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Speaker 1: and three guy friends said I was just over exaggerating

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Speaker 1: he was just he was shooting his shot, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I know that, and for the record, married with children,

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Speaker 1: so he can go shoot off somewhere else. But I

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Speaker 1: me I was misunderstanding. The reason Scratch he probably did

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Speaker 1: it is because he's probably had success with other women.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about I'm talking about my friends, who

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Speaker 1: about my friends I told to Scary Jones say more

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Speaker 1: about him, though, Come on, because behavior that goes unrewarded

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Speaker 1: ceases to exist. So Chad has been rewarded at times

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Speaker 1: and that's why he keeps doing it. I used to

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Speaker 1: have a boss that did that to me. What Elvis, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I woke up before I worked here. Really what happened?

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Speaker 1: What they do know? I used to shake his hand,

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Speaker 1: and he would do one of these things. But doesn't

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Speaker 1: that mean I want to fuck you? It does? It does. Yes,

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Speaker 1: when you put your middle let me take you inside

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Speaker 1: the handshake, this is gone. Yeah, that that means I

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Speaker 1: want to huh that the basis that the baseball story.

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Speaker 1: Who I want to someone who does? That's a universal shine. No,

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Speaker 1: but that's a known thing, right, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had no idea here, Nate. So that even crosses

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Speaker 1: my creepy line. Like I've doing creepy stuff before, but

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Speaker 1: that's just creepy. I'm gonna say scares hand like that

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Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. Now. Yeah, if that

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Speaker 1: middle of the handshake, that's like a secret code to like,

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Speaker 1: not secret, secret, creepy gross. Don't say that of stuff

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Speaker 1: to girls, fellas, that's what they don't like. I like

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Speaker 1: missing their hands. Yeah, I also don't finger their palms.

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Speaker 1: That's or anything else. Please unless you you're welcome, unless

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Speaker 1: there's consent what I'm getting here. And every single day

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Speaker 1: I hear at least one example if someone is saying

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Speaker 1: my weight envelopes? Your assistant Andrew made these envelopes for me,

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Speaker 1: This note certifies that when Scotty Be officially hits to ten,

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Speaker 1: holding on to that envelope? I've had them all for

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Speaker 1: open it? Yes yea. On the back, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: Says Fatty Fatty two by four inc. It's dated April eighteen,

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