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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone brain

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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Speaker 1: to Jessica please? This is Jessica. Hey Jessica, it's Alexis

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Speaker 1: over a pageants. How are you doing? Way Alexis, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing great. Thanks? How are you doing? I'm doing well?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for asking. I bet you're super excited for this

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Speaker 1: weekend as we all are. Oh, we are so excited. Same, same.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling just a couple of last things

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Speaker 1: to button up with you. I'm doing this promo reel

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Speaker 1: with the parents, and I was wondering if I can

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Speaker 1: record you just giving a shout out to your daughter

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Speaker 1: and for the audience. Sure, sure, awesome, thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: not hard at all. I wrote up a script. Can

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Speaker 1: you just say, just like this, my name's Jessica, and

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Speaker 1: I will do anything for my daughter Beth to win

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Speaker 1: the pageant and the goal ahead and just say anything

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Speaker 1: else you'd like to say about her. Okay, I am Jessica,

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Speaker 1: and I will do anything for my daughter Beth to

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Speaker 1: win the pageant. She's over the moon and we're so

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Speaker 1: excited for her first one. Yes, that was absolutely perfect.

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Speaker 1: One other thing is for the Make It Happen Foundation.

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Speaker 1: They're giving away five thousand dollars, so I'm having every

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Speaker 1: parents say five thousand dollars make it happen. Can you

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Speaker 1: do that for me real quick? Five thousand dollars and

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Speaker 1: make it happen? Ye? Shoot one second? Okay, please hold. Welcome. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's a great day pageants. Pete Aikins. This is Jessica. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Jessica. Hey, Jessica, Alexis transferred you over here

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Speaker 1: because I'm the bookkeeper and I needed to confirm just

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Speaker 1: a couple things with you. The entry fee payment you

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Speaker 1: sent in. Um, I'm trouble finding it. What did the

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Speaker 1: envelope look like that you sent it in? Um? The

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Speaker 1: payment is in a blue envelope and it has a

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Speaker 1: heart sticker on the back. Gotcha, thank you so much. Um. Also,

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Speaker 1: was it check work? Wow? You look at that. I

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Speaker 1: am a bookkeeper on a blanket on the word it sorts,

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Speaker 1: it's and it's like for money. Oh gosh, yes, cash? Okay, great?

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Speaker 1: Please hold I woome. This is Dmitri. Hi, Dmitri, this

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Speaker 1: is Jessica. Jessica. I'm the guy you need to make

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Speaker 1: the drop too. I'll be in contact soon about how

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Speaker 1: we can make that happen. Okay, just stay by your phone. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a little bit of a misunderstanding here. Um,

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Speaker 1: but you did agree to pay the bribe, and I'm

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Speaker 1: the guy that takes the bribe, so I know I

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Speaker 1: did not agree. I did not agree to any bribe. Nope,

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Speaker 1: you definitely did. Jessica. Please hold I woome nor guy. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Pete Eagan's here. Pete. I need to know your

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Speaker 1: full first name, last name, what your title is, because

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call the cops. Jessica. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's a smart thing to do when this is your words. Correct.

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Speaker 1: I am Jessica, and I will do anything for my

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Speaker 1: daughter Beth to win the pageant. The payment is in

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Speaker 1: a blue envelope and it has a heart sticker on

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Speaker 1: the back. Five thousand dollars passion to make it happen.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like your voice, and it sounds like a

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Speaker 1: bribe to me. Oh my gosh, so unbelievable. Where can

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Speaker 1: we accept the Where can we find that envelope with

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Speaker 1: the money in it? That the blue envelope was my

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Speaker 1: application to my daughter and I'm gonna want that. Got it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was. Where can we find the quote application for

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Speaker 1: your daughter? Or listen to me? Try to get it

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Speaker 1: right now? And congratulations on the victory. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: even care. I don't even care if you keep, if

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Speaker 1: you keep the envelope, if you try and make me

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Speaker 1: out to be this other person. But I am going

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Speaker 1: to get you fired. I'm gonna be posting about this

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Speaker 1: on Facebook so everyone knows that this pageant is so

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Speaker 1: good and I'm gonna call the cops and get you arrested. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I wish you would post about it on the Facebook

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Speaker 1: because that would be good promotion for us, because this

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Speaker 1: is not actually the pageant. This is actually the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jubil, and mine's Alex. I'm Mind's English

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Speaker 1: even and phone prank and your husband odd set you

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Speaker 1: hope for it, right, It's the Jewil Show. It's Jebil,

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Speaker 1: it's Alex, and it's Evan. And we just wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if we could get you to say something, record

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Speaker 1: it and then edit it to make it sound like

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Speaker 1: you were trying to bribe us. And it happened, and

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Speaker 1: we will take that envelope whenever you're into. Remember The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand