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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember a text in four one six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, just text us and go, hey,

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Speaker 1: you guys, I have a secret that's dirty. I'd like

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Speaker 1: to tell it to you and we'll go all right, cool,

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Speaker 1: you can, but we have to know where you're from

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Speaker 1: because that's a strange accent. It's very strange. And remember

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Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is, so you can say whatever you want. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody that calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, the little piggy that

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Speaker 1: went to market? Oh you get what's up? Piggy that

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Speaker 1: went to the market. Did you do you play the

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Speaker 1: little piggy game with yourself or did your mom or dad? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The little piggy game like with your finger, with your

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Speaker 1: feet or toes. Yes. So you went to the market

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Speaker 1: and you want to call us a dirty little secret? Yes, okay, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I want to break up with my girlfriend. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together for? Any year? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: when are you going to break up with her? Well?

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Speaker 1: That's the thing, um, my birthday is in a week

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Speaker 1: and okay, so this is a dirty part. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I should wait till after my birthday to

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Speaker 1: break up with her. If I could just break up

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Speaker 1: with her now, why would you do it after your birthday?

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Speaker 1: Because she gives a really good presents. You just want

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Speaker 1: to get the present and then break up with No,

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Speaker 1: I know I will do it thirty We don't judge

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Speaker 1: people a lot here, but that is quite shallow. We

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Speaker 1: don't judge people unless they need and this sounds like

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Speaker 1: a situation that could call for some judging. Man. I

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Speaker 1: just I feel like if I did break up with

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Speaker 1: her afterwards, but you know, after my birthday, then I'd

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Speaker 1: have to wait thirty days. I seem like a complete jerk.

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Speaker 1: You should do it directly after she gives you the present.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? All right? I don't want me together anymore

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Speaker 1: for my birthday. I want to break up right after

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Speaker 1: you get it. Do you have any other options for

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Speaker 1: your birthday? Though? Like you're dating her for a year

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Speaker 1: now if you broke up with her before your birthday,

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Speaker 1: is there anybody anybody on the back burner right um

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Speaker 1: that I'm not? Like? Hey, well, okay, nothing's happened. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a cheater. Um, but like we became like we

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Speaker 1: got friends on Facebook and um an Instagram, and like

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Speaker 1: we've kind of been like liking each other's photos, but

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Speaker 1: like she doesn't like any of the ones that are

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Speaker 1: with my girlfriends in it with me, and like she's

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Speaker 1: cute and and so you might hit her up maybe,

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Speaker 1: you know, I might. You can't until after your single,

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Speaker 1: Wait till you're single, Wait till you're single. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I I I definitely hang out one second because I

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Speaker 1: think you need some of this girl you noah, girl,

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Speaker 1: you know ah, I thought about you, of course, not

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Speaker 1: the part that I'm thinking though coming up. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: know it's coming up. You need a little bit of

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Speaker 1: this hey sex. She likes it, she laughed. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: that was a long way to go to make that job.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't did you say that you had a question.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to set up a way to

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Speaker 1: play birthday sex. What do you think you're gonna do

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Speaker 1: before or after? Okay? You got me thinking about that

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Speaker 1: cute girl. Yeah, and then just more time, yolo, might

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Speaker 1: as well break up, just go find people you actually

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with. And also, like I just

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Speaker 1: realized too, like if she gets me that present, like

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Speaker 1: I'm going to remember her right right? Also also want

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Speaker 1: to You're gonna be spending your birthday with her, another

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Speaker 1: birthday with her instead of like maybe somebody else that

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Speaker 1: you would want to. Yeah, that would bring you happiness.

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Speaker 1: That's true and all right, I know a little bit

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Speaker 1: of that. There you go that you actually want. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't have boring birthday sex. Fun, have fun birthday sex.

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Speaker 1: So can you follow up this and let us know? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely all right girl, if I could, if I play

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Speaker 1: that song for you, yes, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your happy early birthday. Thank you, bye bye. What's your

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