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Speaker 1: You found it. The full show is here. Hope we

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Speaker 1: were going to make you laugh in the next hour.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I want to make a quick twenty five grand what way? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Is one of your scams again?

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Speaker 3: Not for this email.

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Speaker 2: No, people are listening their old phones right now on

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Speaker 2: eBay for crazy amounts like twenty five k or why no,

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Speaker 2: someone listed their iPhone fifteen pro for five million dollars

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Speaker 2: or for the best offer. And the reason why is

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Speaker 2: cauz TikTok. You can't get it anymore because as of

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Speaker 2: right now, even though the TikTok band has been pushed

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Speaker 2: back for seventy five days, you're still not able to

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Speaker 2: download it off of Apple or the Google story.

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Speaker 4: She's so stupid hazard, She's like, it's never going to

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Speaker 4: come back and now can't get it now, just stuck

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Speaker 4: on reels.

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Speaker 1: Is anyone else to really worried that digital Jake's gonna

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Speaker 1: lose his phone and we're all going to be screen shows.

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Speaker 2: Since legal experts aren't sure what could happen if the

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Speaker 2: President just decides to change his mind, those two companies

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Speaker 2: could be on the hook for billions in fines, which

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Speaker 2: is why they're not allowing any new downloads, and people

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Speaker 2: are trying to cash in on that.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, I could probably sell my phone. How many

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Speaker 1: cracks that screen? I think it's a screen protector, but TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cut, But then your new phone wouldn't have TikTok

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 1: I know, but I don't really post that many videos anyway.

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Speaker 5: I just kind of scroll on other people's.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a bunch of other phones listened for two grand,

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Speaker 2: but no confirmed purchases yet, because I guess if they're

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Speaker 2: really that addicted to TikTok, you probably just have it

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Speaker 2: on your phone already. You don't need to get a

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Speaker 2: new one.

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Speaker 1: But what if you spend the five gram to get

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Speaker 1: TikTok and then the very next day they offer it

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Speaker 1: to get on the apps.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So anyway, let's move on.

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Speaker 2: Get to the shock collar question of the day, a

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Speaker 2: segment that's considered too raunchy to be posted on TikTok

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake, show them why.

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Speaker 3: On this day, On this day, way back in the

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Speaker 3: year twenty twenty four, the largest cruise ship in the world,

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Speaker 3: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas set sail out of Miami, and.

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Speaker 1: This is the music we choose to talk.

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Speaker 3: Why what happened to the Titanic? It's not even a

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Speaker 3: movie happened.

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Speaker 6: I thought good love happened on board.

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Speaker 3: So oasis up the seas sets sale out of Miami,

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Speaker 3: carrying over six thousand passengers and enough buffet shrimp to

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Speaker 3: fill all twelve of they're on board swimming.

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Speaker 7: Ye yeah, and YouTube clips of this ship which I have.

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Speaker 2: It is beautiful. It's like a palace.

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Speaker 3: And cruise ships nowadays are always trying to one up

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Speaker 3: each other by offering more and more elaborate amenity to

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Speaker 3: their guests. Yeah, but the question is can you tell

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Speaker 3: which ones are actually real? Because that will be your

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Speaker 3: challenge today during a special cruise me and amuse me

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Speaker 3: Edition Outlighty of twenty. Now you give me a number

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Speaker 3: one through twenty. I'll tell you about a crazy new

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Speaker 3: So to tell me if it's real or made up.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who thirsty guys call the

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Speaker 3: Oasis of ig that's Alexis. Don't up on Alexis. You

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Speaker 3: need a number one through twenty. Please three Alexis certain

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Speaker 3: Royal Caribbean ships now have escape rooms where passengers solve

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Speaker 3: Is that real or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like they got a big boom.

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Speaker 2: Not everybody loves it. Let's not say.

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Speaker 1: That I've never done one, want to do one.

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Speaker 3: I hated that one. I filmed hose doing an escape

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Speaker 3: rooms had a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: Wow, all of us in this room hate them.

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Speaker 4: I still feel like most people like them, and so

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say that that's real.

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Speaker 3: Alexis said, cruise ship escape rooms real?

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 5: That gives me closerphobia just thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be bigger than your actual room, but

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Speaker 3: I brook three is off the board. Okay, what number

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Speaker 3: would you like?

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Speaker 1: One?

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Speaker 3: Number one? Brooks. Some Princess cruise ships have dedicated selfie

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Speaker 3: studios with professional lighting and props because Instagram likes clearly

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Speaker 3: outweigh ocean views. Is that real or did I make

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Speaker 1: Oh God? I mean you know, Disneyland even basically has

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Speaker 5: For little girls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen apartment buildings with like TikTok and Instagram

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Speaker 4: Now I'm just actually, you need to go in there

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Speaker 4: to vlog to complain about the other guests of the show.

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Speaker 1: Escape me.

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Speaker 7: Don't have those like pods for people that need to

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Speaker 7: work and stuff in airports everywhere.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's got to be real, Brooks said.

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Speaker 3: The Instagram studios on cruise ships are real.

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Speaker 2: It is day Okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Real, not reels okay, j.

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Speaker 3: It's your turn. Three and one are off the board,

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Speaker 3: number four, Jose. On some Viking ships, that's a brand.

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Speaker 3: They feature snow rooms where you can chill out literally

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Speaker 3: in freezing temperatures like twenty to thirty degrees, featuring artificial

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Speaker 3: snow falling from the ceiling. Is that real? Did I

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Speaker 3: make that up?

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Speaker 7: I know? Like the reason I think it could be

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Speaker 7: a trick is because the Viking cruise line. It's actually

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Speaker 7: a very fancy cruise line. My parents did Viking through you,

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Speaker 7: and my dad still complains about how much it costs.

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Speaker 1: It was a game there.

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Speaker 3: I would never game. It was not worth the money.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say thanks to my dad.

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Speaker 3: This is fake, Jose said. The snow rooms are fake.

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Speaker 3: That is, they're they're inspired by Scandinavian spa traditions. Jesf

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Speaker 3: it does sound the cold improves your circulation.

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Speaker 1: Jay, if your dad would have done that, maybe he

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Speaker 3: Worth Maybe maybe, Jeffrey one, three, four off the board.

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Speaker 2: I need a number from you, seven, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Norwegian Cruise Line offers multi level go kart tracks on

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Speaker 3: some ships, featuring carts second reach speeds up to thirty

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Speaker 3: need a tow truck, but maybe a life raft. Is

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Speaker 3: that real? Did I make that.

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Speaker 7: Up for submarine?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean I personally have never been on one of

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Speaker 2: a Carnival cruise ship would do it.

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Speaker 3: Jeffer said, the go cart tracks are real. It is

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Speaker 3: it is this hairpin turns, elevation changes, and a viewing

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, Alexis, We're back to you, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: The sky sing booth on Norwegian's Prima Class ships combined skydiving,

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Speaker 3: and in one unforgettable experience, you sing your favorite tunes

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Speaker 3: while suspended in a vertical wind tunnel, complete with soundproof

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Speaker 3: headphones and a live recording of your performance. Is that real?

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Speaker 3: Or do I make that up?

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Speaker 5: Extra?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna Alexi says that's made up. It is Brook

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Speaker 3: running out of time, so we're going to sudden death,

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Speaker 3: Sweet fifteen Brook. On certain celebrity ships, they have drone

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Speaker 3: Butler attendance program to deliver cocktails, sunscreen or even take

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Speaker 3: selfies someone their drone through the ship's app. Is that

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Speaker 10: Cool?

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: My husband's in drone school right now, and there's all

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Speaker 5: Getting certified to fly drones, like.

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Speaker 1: To get a license. Information as the laws about how

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Speaker 1: you can't fly him over people unless you have certain things.

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Speaker 3: I'm to say it's fake, Brooks said, The Butler drones

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Speaker 3: are made up. That is. But I guess everyone but

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Speaker 3: Jose kind of won that episode.

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Speaker 2: Of Sorry Jose, So I think well Brook gets to

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Speaker 2: choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna be singing the

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Speaker 2: Pina Kalada song by Rupert Holmes. It's gonna be you,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 7: If you like virgin Pina Kilada woman, get it caught

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Speaker 7: in the rain.

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Speaker 2: If you're not into yoga, that.

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Speaker 6: Is your shot collar question of the day. Got your

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Speaker 6: phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Some people carry hot sauce with them wherever they go.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But now the

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Speaker 2: hot new thing gen zs are bringing with them whenever

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Speaker 2: they leave the house is a new product called vell

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Speaker 2: to go. What and if you don't know what that means,

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Speaker 2: it's short for velv to go.

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Speaker 6: Yes, they are Velveda to Go.

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Speaker 2: I mean technically it's a cheese product. And management came

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Speaker 2: up with the idea because quote one in four gen

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Speaker 2: Zers bring their own condiments with them if it's possible.

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Speaker 1: Wait, this isn't even solid velveto I thought you were

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Speaker 1: talking about slices or something. This is a pouch of

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Speaker 1: liquid cheese.

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Speaker 2: Exactly already melted, and right now there is a lack

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Speaker 2: of convenient cheese condiments that people can carry around. Gosh,

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Speaker 2: I wonder why. Maybe because most cheese needs to be refrigerated,

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Speaker 2: But is there a demand.

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Speaker 1: There's no place you go where there isn't cheese offered already.

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Speaker 4: I can put this over tortilla chips and make your

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Speaker 4: own like yach yacket.

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Speaker 6: This isn't like you're going to a restaurant, Brook.

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Speaker 2: This is like you're out and about and you're like,

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Speaker 2: I need a quick snack.

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Speaker 6: Squeeze direct glee into my mouth. Well to go. Well,

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Speaker 6: this funeral got me famished.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let me grab my cheese back.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can get squirt it wherever you are squirted

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Speaker 2: on your popcorn at the movies. However, you want to

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Speaker 2: do it right now. Three cartons with four little packets

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Speaker 2: in it each costs six bucks at Walmart.

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Speaker 3: It's a great deal.

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Speaker 2: If you are interested, you need to jump on this.

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Speaker 2: They're only going to be available for a limited time at.

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Speaker 1: This picture shows them storing it in their back pocket.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe your anti cheese to Go.

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Speaker 6: That's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: I got a boundary.

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Speaker 2: Guys, you're disappointing America. If you're listening, don't say I

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Speaker 2: never do anything for you.

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Speaker 6: Because I just told you about vell to Go.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, and you're also welcome for laser stories. Which

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Speaker 2: is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 2: that's bringing two powerhouse companies together, Peloton and Lazy Boy

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Speaker 2: for the first plush, reclinable stationary bike. Dude, pull the lever,

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Speaker 2: sit back and relax as you get dead last in

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Speaker 2: your Peloton group.

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Speaker 1: These are still gonna be some sweaty cushions.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at least you're comfortable with laser stories in the

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Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, like a yes then anyway, the employee

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Speaker 2: Well, then it climbed up her arm and started biting

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that for anybody in the No, you

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Speaker 1: You know, she wouldn't have left if they hadn't given

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Speaker 5: Lady who but somebody needs to just pull that.

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Speaker 3: But the monkey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bad monkey, mother, charge monkey at that point, little

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Speaker 1: WHOA, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 2: Market and Analytics firm recently did an extensive survey to

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Speaker 1: And I'm already like bouncing around a couple of my fames.

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Speaker 2: After months of work, they found America's favorite grocery store

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Speaker 2: is yeah seven eleven.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I did not see that.

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Speaker 2: Com not Costco scored a whopping ninety seven percent on

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Speaker 3: I mean, it is honestly legit.

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Speaker 7: I only go to one seven eleven a year, maybe,

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Speaker 5: You have a good five dollars wine.

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Speaker 1: I like, dare you. I'm not gonna trust that opinion.

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Speaker 10: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: That's the top shelf wine there too.

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Speaker 1: After you have a twelve pack of white Claws. Do

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Speaker 2: Mix it up?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, many people only associate the brand with road trip stops,

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Speaker 6: My right, Who's with me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 7: They have rawmen stations hot.

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Speaker 1: Dogs for dinner again?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Now.

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Speaker 6: Trader Joe's came in second.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Whole Foods is America's third favorite grocery chains,

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Speaker 3: Expensive.

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Speaker 1: It's fantastic until you go to the cash register. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I walk in and I'm like, oh, look at those

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Speaker 3: You know the salad bar.

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Speaker 2: How are you not yelling?

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Speaker 6: No, the more expensive it is, the better taste.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey doesn't look the wrong guy.

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Speaker 2: If you break down which generation likes to shop where,

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Speaker 1: That's because millennials were raised on like Doritos and Twinkies

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Speaker 2: And then boomers still love Krogers. That sounds of a

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Speaker 12: Coming to.

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Speaker 6: This next Lazer story is out.

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Speaker 2: Of food News the most important. This is either going

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Speaker 2: Toast Crunch teamed up with Totino's Pizza Rolls for a

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Speaker 1: Why getting a dessert pizza from Totino's pizza flavored cereal?

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Speaker 1: They went the wrong director.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 2: Pizza in milk sounds okay, but I'm a little bit

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Speaker 3: What does a.

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Speaker 1: Cinnamon toast crunch have to do with any of this?

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Speaker 2: Well, here's where they might lose, because it's also still

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Speaker 2: coated in their cinnadust pizza with cinnamon and sugar.

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Speaker 1: On cinnamon tomatoon like none of it.

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Speaker 5: None of it is good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not selling it in stores, probably because it's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: But do you have to win a box by going

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's going to be easy to win.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be up for grabs seven pm Eastern,

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Speaker 2: so they're only handing out one thousand boxes total with

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Speaker 2: following consumption. You know it's good in one way.

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Speaker 1: My kids will actually hate pizza.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of career corner. Good

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Speaker 2: news for robots, bad news for gen Z. A new

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Speaker 2: study found that if the pay was equal, employers would

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Speaker 6: You're not sure.

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Speaker 2: Gen Z is anyone born between nineteen ninety seven and

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Speaker 2: because the stereotype is they expect very high pay but

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Speaker 1: Joe jumps it's expensive because I love our gen Z

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Speaker 1: employees Ashton, Alexis Ashley, they're amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't pay him a lot, so that's fine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: And while that might feel like it's an unfair label,

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Speaker 6: All of their employees.

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Speaker 2: They're often asking for unrealistic things like six figures, six

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Speaker 1: What is we going to a mentally stable lifestyle?

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Speaker 2: Okay, six six six By the way, see what you

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Speaker 2: guys are doing over there. But it does make me

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Speaker 6: You know, Jen Turtle.

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Speaker 2: This guy already told me he expects high pay and

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Speaker 2: high heels and you know what he's worth every penny.

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Speaker 2: Listen to that worst ethic right there. He does not quit.

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Speaker 2: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I know they say young people don't leave voicemails anymore,

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Speaker 2: to add another group to that list. Okay, no matter

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Speaker 2: what their age is, hotties whenever we listen to our voicemails.

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Speaker 2: I can't think of the last time I heard a

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Speaker 2: I'm not checking my watch and saying, look at that,

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Speaker 6: I'm not saying that.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping that we can break that trend today with

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Speaker 2: just one smushable male or female fine apple, that's all

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Speaker 2: I'm asking for. One crispy cinnamon roll, one spicy nugget.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, you know, make me happy. Bring YadA clock

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Speaker 2: to a brand new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 13: This the right number.

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Speaker 10: It's loser line.

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Speaker 9: Good.

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Speaker 2: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 2: line before. It works like this. Let's say a guy

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Speaker 2: this charming pick aplying on you.

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Speaker 6: Hi there, young lass.

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Speaker 9: How about we go back to my place and role

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Speaker 9: play and I'll be a weary traveler and you can

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Speaker 9: be a frisky TSA agent who's into full body cavity.

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Speaker 5: We'll laate for you, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Well, that's my middle hip. Whatever you do, try not

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Speaker 6: to blow him off.

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Speaker 2: Instead, tell him that you'd like to be his date

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Speaker 2: to Jello Knight at the community Center. People like Jello

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Speaker 2: one bowl of strawberry, two straws. And that's when you

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Speaker 2: give him the digits to the loser line. So hopefully

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Speaker 2: he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on the

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Speaker 11: This one, Carol, this is me. I just wanted to

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Speaker 11: call you back and tell you about the nutritional supplements.

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Speaker 11: I mentioned what I said, they would make you look

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Speaker 11: and feel younger. I wasn't saying you look old.

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Speaker 2: You don't.

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Speaker 11: I'm just dating. We've got all youse a little euthanizing.

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Speaker 11: You know, my mom even takes these, and she's sixty four,

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Speaker 11: but she looks like thirty five. She looks hot. To

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Speaker 11: be honest, I mean not that I'm attracted to my

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Speaker 11: like a three to a Cincinnati eight. And you know,

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Speaker 11: we could do that same thing for you again, Not

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Speaker 11: that you need it, but I would say you could

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Speaker 11: use it.

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Speaker 1: Cincinnati eight.

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Speaker 3: That's like in LA four.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it the same as A three? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good to put a positive spin on how

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Speaker 2: your mom is though, no matter what it is, and always.

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Speaker 5: Great to follow it up with I'm not attracted to

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Speaker 5: my mom. Yes, I mean when you have to say that,

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Speaker 2: By the way, you totally don't need this, but you

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Speaker 2: could absolutely use it. So let's try.

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Speaker 13: Hey, if you don't want to go out, message received,

452
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 13: but did you fill out the survey? You know, but

453
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 13: I emailed you, like, especially if you want to just

454
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 13: skip the first part and go right to the physical

455
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 13: context stuff. Did you did you notice that I grazed

456
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Speaker 13: your elbow? And was that a turn on?

457
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Speaker 11: Like?

458
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,719
Speaker 13: Would you recommend that I used that move in the

459
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Speaker 13: future with other women? So I'm at the survey and

460
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Speaker 13: help me improve.

461
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: I actually want someone to fill out his survey.

462
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Speaker 6: I admire that guy.

463
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: He's trying so savage on the survey.

464
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 2: There's a lot of courage for a guy to call

465
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Speaker 2: up a woman and ask her to take his physical.

466
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Speaker 1: Touch a let us take his survey, will you? He

467
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: has a greased my elbow?

468
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 2: You gotta be graised first, speaking of risk surveys, what

469
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: isn't everyone listening right now? Go on over to our

470
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: TikTok page and survey us physically.

471
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with I don't want that.

472
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I am bored of getting all tens

473
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 2: in our comments section. I'm hoping for an honest nine,

474
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: and I don't want to belabor the point. But no

475
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: matter what the thousands and thousands of commons say, I'm

476
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 2: not perfect. Okay, I could improve, maybe even someday. Get

477
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Speaker 2: to a Cleveland seventeen.

478
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Speaker 5: Oh never a guy would know that.

479
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Speaker 3: You're so self awares you are perfect?

480
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Speaker 5: You were going to above ten track of this rating system.

481
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Speaker 2: I'm saying a boy can dream. But yeah, I go

482
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Speaker 2: to our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey. In the meantime,

483
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Speaker 2: we're gonna go back to the clips.

484
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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm

485
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 12: my mom was the one hitting on you the other

486
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 12: night at the Sizzler. And look, I know this is

487
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 12: probably weird, but I went into her phone and I

488
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 12: got your number because I just need to tell you

489
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 12: do not date her.

490
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 8: Okay.

491
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 11: I love my mom.

492
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 12: She's great and all that good stuff. But I'm in

493
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 12: the process of trying to hook her back up with

494
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Speaker 12: my biological dad, and I really just cannot have you

495
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 12: getting in the way at this point. They do belong together,

496
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Speaker 12: and like my dad says, he's confused sexually or whatever,

497
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Speaker 12: but I do not believe that's true at all. So, yeah,

498
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Speaker 12: you seem really nice and all that good stuff, but

499
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Speaker 12: I really just need you to back off message.

500
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Speaker 2: The sad thing is Brooke is going to make that

501
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 2: exact called the digital Jake in three months.

502
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Speaker 1: Yeah, back off of my mom. Yeah, I was talking

503
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Speaker 1: about ja.

504
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Speaker 2: My mom and dad are meant to be together. Dad,

505
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Speaker 2: stop crying and kiss Mom.

506
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Speaker 6: Go show them your true love.

507
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 5: My dad does cry more than anybody else.

508
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 14: All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to

509
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 14: take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan. Then kill

510
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 14: not Crazy dinner in the movie. You're feeling lazy, wouldn't

511
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 14: it be fun?

512
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 2: Oh?

513
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, you bet? Popcorn and last till I go in

514
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 14: the debt fundly Bob, But I'm shooting my shot. Say yes, now, girl,

515
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 14: let's see what we've got.

516
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 8: As ask baby, will you go?

517
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 3: Wow?

518
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 6: Will you go wow?

519
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: Will you go?

520
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: Please?

521
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 11: Please date me?

522
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 2: Trouble Girl, whom.

523
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I am pretty wild, as you will find out.

524
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: I want to buy his mixtape.

525
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, with no notes for that guy.

526
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 2: Let's just close a loser line regularly at this time

527
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 2: every week and make sure that you subscribe to the

528
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel, where you can listen to

529
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: all of our content every loser line. Second date in

530
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: phone tap right there, we're gonna do a phone tap coming.

531
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Speaker 10: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

532
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Speaker 2: You know, when you google the most ridiculous HOA rules,

533
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 2: a lot of things come up, including stuff like no

534
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 2: visible trash cans on the street. Yeah, you could have

535
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Speaker 2: them out, but I guess they need to be camouflage

536
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: or something. I forget the man. I'm kind of glad

537
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: that I don't live in an h o AA, but

538
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 2: one unlucky lady does and she's complained to her friend

539
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: about it multiple times, and her friend did the right

540
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 2: thing and told us to prank her. So that's what

541
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Speaker 2: we do, courtesy of her ho A In your phone

542
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Speaker 2: tap right now, it's another.

543
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Speaker 12: Hell.

544
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Speaker 2: Hi is this angela raing.

545
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Speaker 15: Angel?

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Speaker 11: Who's this?

547
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 2: My name is Toby from Homeowner's Association. Oh Hi, Toby, Hi,

548
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: how are you on this fine day?

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00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 8: Great?

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00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 15: How are you?

551
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: I'm doing?

552
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 6: Okay?

553
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: You and I haven't met, have we?

554
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 15: I don't think so.

555
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: No, I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah.

556
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm going to get right into business with

557
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 2: you here, because sometimes these calls can go really well,

558
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: but sometimes they can get a little bit ugly. I

559
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 2: just want to know, are you coachable?

560
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 15: I'm sorry?

561
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: Are you?

562
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 6: Are you coachable?

563
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 8: I'm not sure what that means.

564
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA.

565
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 8: I guess, so is there a problem?

566
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Speaker 1: Hm?

567
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 2: Well, problem or problems plural? Because truth be told, we

568
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: have had a few issues around you specifically.

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Speaker 15: Really yeah, I find that all the hard to believe

570
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 15: because I haven't done anything wrong.

571
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: So okay, Well, like we talked about earlier, stay coachable,

572
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: because last Thursday, you were observed with your dog off

573
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Speaker 2: leash in your front yard.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

575
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Speaker 15: I think the keyword there is my front yard.

576
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Speaker 2: I think the keyword is off leash.

577
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 10: Okay.

578
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 15: I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called me

579
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Speaker 15: in for not having my dog on a leash in

580
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Speaker 15: my own front yard.

581
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Angela, I'm not gonna do that I can't sell

582
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: out your neighbors too yet.

583
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 8: But okay, that's ridiculous.

584
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 6: Just know that what you did was wrong.

585
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: You may not know the rules, but it is a

586
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: violation and a sixty five dollars fine.

587
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 15: Sixty five dollars for having my own dog in my

588
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Speaker 15: own yard.

589
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: So again, I'm just trying to uphold the rules here.

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Speaker 15: No, you know, that's absolutely that's asinine. That's stupidest thing

591
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 15: I've ever heard of, and I don't think it would

592
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 15: make sense any of my neighbors as well.

593
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 2: Okay, well we're not quite done cause last Saturday you

594
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: were observed using non eco friendly dog bags to clean

595
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Speaker 2: up what I know. I am shocked too. And while

596
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: we do appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong

597
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: bag is going to be a thirty five dollars fine.

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00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 8: The wrong bag, what are.

599
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 10: You talking about?

600
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 13: I have to send you the same what everybody else does.

601
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we

602
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 2: specifically want people to use light brown eco friendly bags.

603
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 15: I swear to god it's eco friendly. I'm using rogue

604
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 15: dog bags. Whatever you're thinking.

605
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: Either way, they're not approved and you will need to

606
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Speaker 2: pay that fine. Okay, and then, oh, it's funny that

607
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 2: you use that word because that's what you're picking up

608
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: with the dog bags.

609
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 6: Oh you did, You're kind of funny.

610
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 16: I wasn't trying to be funny.

611
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 11: I'm pissed off.

612
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a

613
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: little peede off two sundays ago, because are you aware

614
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: that there is a pet speed limit in our neighborhood?

615
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 15: If you've another one of them? Roll but I apparently

616
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 15: don't know. That make no sense on the planet.

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00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do

618
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: admit that your dog was on a leash and you

619
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Speaker 2: were running with it, we like to keep it under

620
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Speaker 2: three miles an hour.

621
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Speaker 11: Are you freaking kidding me?

622
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 6: No, it's a safety thing.

623
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 2: And you were clocked at going nearly five miles an

624
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Speaker 2: hour with your power.

625
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 15: So my dog's on a leash and I'm jogging with

626
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 15: it on the leash and that's not allowed.

627
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting.

628
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 15: I've never heard of any of this.

629
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 8: I want to talk to whoever's above you.

630
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: Well, the only person above me is God, and God

631
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: takes direct orders from your friend Nicole.

632
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Speaker 6: What yeah.

633
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 2: I know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she

634
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: is in charge of all of this because we're really

635
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: doing a prank phone call on you right now, and

636
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: this is on the radio, so no way, no.

637
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully that clears it up.

638
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 11: I'm going to stub her.

639
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: Nicole told us that you've been complaining a lot lately

640
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: about the HOA. Is it really that bad?

641
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 10: It is?

642
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 8: It's not that bad, but it is that bad, right?

643
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 2: But you are okay with wearing a speedometer while you

644
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: run with your dog the beeps when you go over

645
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: four miles an.

646
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Speaker 15: Hour if there's a pest speed woman, I'm doubling it

647
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 15: at this point.

648
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: Well, hold, what happened to you being coachable?

649
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 15: Definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable.

650
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 10: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

651
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 10: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

652
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: If you're a guy and you tell a woman you're

653
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: gonna take her to a nice restaurant for a date,

654
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 2: but instead you surprise her and bring her somewhere completely different.

655
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 3: Oh, does that.

656
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: Legally count as kidnapping?

657
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: I really depends on whether you return her.

658
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard in Nebraska. It does count, but I'm

659
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: just happy no charges were filed in this case. And

660
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: it's why our listener is on the phone with us

661
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: today to tell us about the last minute surprise location

662
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: he brought a woman to to really wow her.

663
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: You're making it sound illegal, and considering the situation that

664
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: they were in, it was a little bit risky, but

665
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: he thinks it totally paid off.

666
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your brand new second Date

667
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: update right after this can Date update.

668
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 6: I was watching a clip on.

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Speaker 2: To B the other day.

670
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 5: Was this music play my dad.

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00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: It's great, it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. We're not

672
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: on to be by the way, but you can find

673
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: us on other more reputable platforms. But the clip was

674
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Speaker 2: a single lady, an attractive single lady, talking about dating

675
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: in the modern world and how it's so rare now

676
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: that guys actually plan anything for their dates.

677
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what, just hot women complaining the.

678
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: Algorithms doing what it wants to do. All She was

679
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: really upset because a guy wanted to go on a

680
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 2: walk and get to know her.

681
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 10: Am.

682
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: I right, alexis a walk She's a runner. Actually jobs,

683
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: I mean plan something pay for something, put in some

684
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 2: actual effort.

685
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: We could through the mall. That's something, and to watch

686
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: less Toby.

687
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: Jeff, I'm just saying that's why I'm proud to talk

688
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: to our caller today, because he actually planned something for

689
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: his date.

690
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: He would be celebrated on the platform.

691
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: He absolutely would. His name is Cole.

692
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 8: Cole.

693
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 2: It is an honor and a privilege to have you

694
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: join us today. How you doing Mare?

695
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 8: Well? Thanks, It's an honored privilege to be here again.

696
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: Set up.

697
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 5: I feel like you're just gonna tell us that you

698
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: took her to dinner.

699
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is fine, that's great.

700
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: Oh you bought her a too Be subscription? Too good man?

701
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 6: What's the premium to get the good content?

702
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: Like I get?

703
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 6: So?

704
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: Cole, tell us about this girl that she meant what's

705
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 2: her name?

706
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 8: Her name is Jamie?

707
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: Okay, how'd you guys meet?

708
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 8: We met through one of the dating app and it's

709
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 8: pretty typical, but I really went out of my way

710
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 8: to make this a special experience for her.

711
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: Can I ask before we find out what you did? Why, Like,

712
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: why were you so motivated to do something special for Jamie?

713
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 8: Well, we were talking before we met and she had

714
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 8: mentioned she hadn't been very social in the last six

715
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 8: months because her dog would run away and she's taken

716
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 8: her amy bar Oh oh no, Yeah, she was really devastated.

717
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 8: So I told her that we're going to go to

718
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 8: a restaurant, but instead when I picked her up, I

719
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 8: actually took her to a pet shelter.

720
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh, shelter, Risky moved.

721
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 8: You didn't tell her at all, No, because I figured

722
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 8: just being around dogs would help cheer her up, you

723
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,959
Speaker 8: know happened at the time with the animals and would

724
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 8: be to know each other.

725
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, or she could be totally retraumatized seeing dogs with

726
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 2: no families again.

727
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 8: I mean I was worried at first because she was

728
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 8: a little hesitant. I think she was a little weirded out.

729
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 8: But then she really seemed to warm up to the

730
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 8: whole thing. And then I really felt like she bonded

731
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 8: with a few of the dogs.

732
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 2: That's really good.

733
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: So you got to play with the dogs. I mean,

734
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: you weren't like going to adopt one, right, you were

735
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: just going to see them.

736
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 8: Well. I wasn't planning on it and thought neither was she.

737
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 8: But she told me she thought she might come back

738
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 8: and adopt one. Oh. I know.

739
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 2: I know, but you're kind of like the hero in

740
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: that sense, and that you've reopened her mind to the

741
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: idea of owning another pet, I thought.

742
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 8: So we left the shelter, we went out. Yeah, we

743
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 8: had great conversation. Of course, we talked a lot about

744
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 8: dogs because we also love dogs, and I could feel

745
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 8: the vibe.

746
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 5: Oh did you try to kiss her?

747
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 8: I did lean in. We did have a little peck.

748
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute.

749
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 2: Hes not a dog kiss kiss.

750
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 5: Many hummed a table chair leg.

751
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's sweet.

752
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 8: So I'm just surprised I have not heard from her

753
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 8: and we're not already hanging out, you know more no kidding.

754
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: Because if she went back and actually adopted the dog,

755
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: it'd be such an easy way to be like, oh,

756
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: you have to come walk the dogs with me, you

757
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: have to come meet the dog.

758
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: So doing is there any chance that her dog that

759
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: ran away came back?

760
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: Why would that be bad?

761
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 8: I didn't think about.

762
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 2: That, because in that sense, it would be like good

763
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: for her that she's reunited with her old friend, but

764
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: bad for you because now your whole pet shelter dog

765
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: thing is totally out the window.

766
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: That's true, you stell a pet of her.

767
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but not the experience doesn't mean.

768
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: As much to You're not replacing anything, So what's the deal.

769
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: Is she like ghosting you? Completely? Total ghosts?

770
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 5: Okay? And how many times have you texted? Are called?

771
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 8: I don't want to be obsessive about it, but that's

772
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 8: same about three or four.

773
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 7: Nothing crazy happened at all, Like you took her to

774
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 7: a dog sheltered, to pet puppies, and you were kind

775
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 7: and you made sure she was I mean, we've heard

776
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 7: so many awful stories. I don't see anything crazy that

777
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 7: stands out here.

778
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 8: I mean not sound like I'm patting myself on the

779
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 8: back here, but I was awesome.

780
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: You felt.

781
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: That's when they're I know, it's called confidence.

782
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: I think it's really sweet.

783
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 6: I don't know what's going on here.

784
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: Maybe it's something simple, you know, maybe she lost her phone.

785
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

786
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 6: We're so jaded.

787
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeahs like type. Could it be that taking a woman

788
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: to a pet shelter is more romantic than buying a

789
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 2: woman a bunch of free drinks? Oh you don't get

790
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: to have it all. We're hopefully going to find out

791
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: an answer from Jamie and see if she picks up

792
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: when we call her and try and get you your

793
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 2: second date update right after this, and I really appreciate

794
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: it that man. Just hold on second date update. Two

795
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 2: daters bonded over their shared love of animals.

796
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: Sweet.

797
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: Where did they end up at a pet shelter? Yeah, yeah,

798
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 2: that's probably what happen, petting dogs getting their faces licked,

799
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: hopefully not getting their rear sniffed to save that for

800
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 2: date number three. And now where does our listener Cole stand. Well,

801
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: he feels like he's in his own cage shelter right now,

802
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: all alone, crying because his date, Jamie isn't coming to

803
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 2: pick him up.

804
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: He's a whimpering stray in the back of a dirty shelter.

805
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: That's how he feels. That's how it feels to get

806
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: ghosted like this. Well, guess what, Cole, We're gonna be

807
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: throwing you a bone today, buddy. We're gonna help you out.

808
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: We are gonna call Jamie hopefully she picks up, and

809
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: we're gonna try and find out what happened. I'm just

810
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 2: praying that she's been so busy rolling around on the floor,

811
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: play and fetch with her brand new adopted puppy that

812
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: she just hasn't had the time.

813
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 6: I mean to pick up her phone and respond.

814
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: Honestly, getting a new puppy is like getting a baby

815
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. You're up all night. You

816
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: gotta deal with pee and all other sorts of things.

817
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, rite that on the mom blogs that you're saying, So, Cole,

818
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: is that a possibility? Do you think maybe there's a

819
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 2: chance that she just has a new pet and that's

820
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: taken up all of her attention.

821
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm really trying not to make a doggie

822
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 8: style joke.

823
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: Here overmind you cold, This is a family show.

824
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 6: We have a lot of kids that listening.

825
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 3: I was thinking to You're good.

826
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 8: I'm glad.

827
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 2: We have the same pressure that you're really not helping

828
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: us here. So let's just let's close to losing your bone,

829
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: really going into bed territory with this.

830
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 10: We got it.

831
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: More horrible things are said. Let's just call Jamie. Pass

832
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 2: everybody down. Okay, here we go right now. Hello, Hey

833
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 2: is this Jamie? Yes, this hey Jamie. Thanks for picking up.

834
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

835
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 2: the Morning.

836
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 8: Okay, what is this?

837
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 5: Uh surprise, that's for.

838
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 6: Sure it is.

839
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 2: It's a fun surprise. It's a segment that we do

840
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: called the Second Date Update.

841
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 16: So why are you calling me?

842
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: We are calling because one of our listeners has asked

843
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: us to reach out to you.

844
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 11: Who called you?

845
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: Well, it's a guy that you went out with recently

846
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 2: and he you have kind of ghosted him, at least

847
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: that's what he thinks. His name's Cole.

848
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?

849
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 16: That piece of crap called you?

850
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: Wait? Are we talking about the same person? The guy

851
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: that took you to the dog shelter?

852
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

853
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 16: Really? He told you that?

854
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

855
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 1: Is that wrong? Is that not right?

856
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 6: Did you not go to a pet shelter?

857
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 8: No?

858
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 16: We did, And I can tell you exactly why I'm

859
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 16: not calling him back.

860
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: Well that makes our job so easy.

861
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Honestly, Cole is very confused. From his perspective,

862
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: the date went really well, and you guys had a

863
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: lot of fun.

864
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 16: And we did, and I felt a huge connection with

865
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 16: one of the dogs that we met. I went back

866
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 16: to the shelter the next day to adopt him. And

867
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 16: it's just a little guy. I even named him Muffin

868
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 16: already in my.

869
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: Head, solid name.

870
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 1: What happened?

871
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 16: So the shelter worker that I saw there who was

872
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 16: the same person we saw the day before people me

873
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 16: the guy I was with had come in and adopted

874
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:07,959
Speaker 16: the dog.

875
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 6: Wait wait, Cole came in.

876
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 16: Yes, I asked him if he was joking.

877
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 3: What the heck?

878
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 16: He said he'd come in like an hour before me.

879
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 1: Cole didn't say anything about adopting the dog. He said,

880
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: you adopted the dog.

881
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: We asked.

882
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: He said she was thinking about adopting a dog. That

883
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: they hadn't done it yet.

884
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: You're kidding.

885
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: I mean, this has got to be some sort of

886
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: mix up.

887
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 8: I know.

888
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 16: I was shocked, and honestly, I thought maybe he was

889
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 16: going to text me and say that he had a

890
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 16: surprise for me totally yeah, wanting to go back out again.

891
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 2: Okay, But he didn't.

892
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: When he but he said that he called you and

893
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: he texted you. He wanted to get a hold of you.

894
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: Maybe that's still the case.

895
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the whole reason that we're doing this call

896
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 2: is to give you a huge surprise, because I need

897
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: to let you know, Jamie, that Cole is on the

898
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 2: other line right now wanting to tell you something.

899
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 8: Maybe Hey, Jamie, I didn't know you knew about that.

900
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 8: Why didn't you just text me about it. You just

901
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 8: ghosted me. That's terrible communication.

902
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: Wait, shouldn't be the first, that's so weird.

903
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the dog for her and not? Do you

904
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: have the dogs? You have Muffin.

905
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have Muffin, and I feel like we've really bonded.

906
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, you're holding her for Jamie right to

907
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 2: give as.

908
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 8: Like, so shocked that she's even upset about this because

909
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 8: I knew she had a connection with one of the dogs,

910
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 8: but I thought she had a connection with that little

911
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 8: uglier one.

912
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: You plan a day for a woman who's grieving her

913
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: lost dog, and then you steal the new dog from

914
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: her didn't know?

915
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 16: Are you kidding me?

916
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 8: You stole my dog like your dog. I thought you

917
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 8: wanted that little ugly thing.

918
00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 5: Oh cute, that's exactly.

919
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: They just why are you insulting her? Why do you

920
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: not feel bad, Cole?

921
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 8: I'm not insulting her.

922
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's insulting the little ugly dog next to the dog.

923
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: At least call the dog. That's what he said.

924
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 5: Someone's going to adopt the dog.

925
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 8: Now, it was an ugly dog. You guys didn't see.

926
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: It, Okay, but you dog didn't you chuck, Muffin, We're

927
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 2: too invested in this with little dogs being involved, we

928
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 2: all have to step away and let Jamie and Cole

929
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: talk to each other. Cool say something to Jamie because

930
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: you She feels like you knew that you liked that dog,

931
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: and you came in and swooped it out from under her.

932
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 8: I did not. I had no idea that she felt

933
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 8: that way about it. But I feel like I have

934
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 8: a way we can all be happy already.

935
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 16: Okay, I told you at dinner that Muffin really touched

936
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 16: on my heart and that I didn't know already.

937
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 5: Oh no, what did you name it?

938
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 3: A different name?

939
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: So she's talking about how she loves Muffin and you

940
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: didn't know who she was talking about.

941
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 2: But you mentioned that you had some sort of solution

942
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 2: to this.

943
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 8: There's a deal that can be made. I didn't know

944
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 8: how you felt about that dog. So I feel like

945
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 8: I'm being very magnanimous here. How about if you want

946
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 8: to buy him off me, I'll give him to you

947
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 8: for three hundred dollars.

948
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: Well, okay, got my that's the.

949
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 16: Adoption for you was only seventy five dollars.

950
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: So you're so attached it three hundred dollars?

951
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 8: Is you?

952
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: Is your price.

953
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 8: You guys can judge all you want, but he's my dog.

954
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 8: Now he's not in the shelter anymore, and we really

955
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 8: developed the bond, and I'm sorry, but it's going to

956
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 8: cost money to break that.

957
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: I will say now that he's not a shelter pet,

958
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: I see where he's coming from. They are more expensive

959
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: when they're not directing a good point, he's domesticating.

960
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 16: You got this dog for less than forty eight hours,

961
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 16: and now you're trying to make money off of the dog,

962
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 16: and that's honestly, it just makes it so much worse.

963
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 16: I genuinely cannot believe you're doing this.

964
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 8: Listen, I don't want any hard feelings between it. So

965
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 8: how about you pay me and I'll give you some

966
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 8: of those plastic bones that I already got for him.

967
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 2: Wow, for the same three hundred dollars deal as before.

968
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, okay.

969
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 1: Thrown a bone, yeah, but actual plastic bone.

970
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 10: Lea.

971
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 16: I genuinely just cannot believe that you would be doing

972
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 16: this to me. This is I don't even know what

973
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 16: to say to you.

974
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 8: I don't understand why you're so upset. You come out

975
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 8: ahead in this deal because for three hundred bucks. You

976
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 8: get the dogs, you get plastic bones, and you still

977
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 8: get me.

978
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 6: Oh wow out there too.

979
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: Can we trade mummy you. I totally sense the tension

980
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: between you guys that you were talking about.

981
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: Honestly, with the whole dog ye dispute, I totally forgot

982
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: about your guys's blossoming love connection, which is the whole

983
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: reason that we're calling. We'd like to offer to send

984
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: you guys out on another date that we would pay

985
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: for you.

986
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 7: We can put Muffin in the middle of you two,

987
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 7: and then Muffing can choose, like on those viral videos.

988
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 6: Mu Muffins a little bit of a sore subject.

989
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 2: Let's just stick to the romance for now.

990
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 16: I'm sorry you guys, but I'm going to hang up

991
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 16: and you can me when you're ready to gift Muffin

992
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 16: to me, because you know that that's my dog, so

993
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 16: he gives you the.

994
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: Dog as you get a date.

995
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 8: Hey, that ugly little one is still there.

996
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: She's gone.

997
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, she hung up, col col.

998
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: That's low man. Why would you do that.

999
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 8: I didn't know it was the same dog, but she.

1000
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: But you found out and then you tried to charge

1001
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: her three hundred dollars.

1002
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 8: Look, I was being thoughtful. I could have charged her

1003
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 8: a lot more. I mean, guess what I found out?

1004
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 8: It was a pure bread.

1005
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 2: Oh those are with thousands actually.

1006
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, so oh man, if you guys, you guys done

1007
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 8: this a lot. Even though she hung up, do you

1008
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 8: think she'd still want to go out?

1009
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hard to get right now, guys.

1010
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, rookie Jeffrey. In the morning, we're getting

1011
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 2: so many texts into seventy five nine to two asking

1012
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 2: how can I adopt that little ugly dog in the corner?

1013
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: Oh, little ugly dog. These love dougr dogs get the

1014
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: cuter they get.

1015
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 7: There's no such thing as an ugly dogs.

1016
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: Totally, yes, but see this is what I was afraid of,

1017
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: Like every dog needs to be adopted. Yes, but we

1018
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 2: completely got away from the whole dating part of the

1019
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: second date call, which is the reason that.

1020
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: We do the second You need to give up on that.

1021
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 5: I was way more invested in Muffin.

1022
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, shelter calls all day on.

1023
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 8: Here.

1024
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: Brook almost got in on the bidding war. She was like, oh,

1025
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 2: I'll throwing five hundred for that dog.

1026
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to rescue Muffin. Okay, Yeah, come on, I.

1027
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: Will say, it's just tough to come back to the

1028
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 2: romance when you're bidding on pets and dog toys, so

1029
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 2: a little tough to move on. All in all seriousness,

1030
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: I do hope Cole does the right thing and just

1031
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: gifts muffin to Jamie.

1032
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. I mean, I know

1033
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: you want that, we all want that, but I just

1034
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 1: this is not the vibe I'm getting.

1035
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: All Right, Jami, you're gonna have to go over to

1036
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 2: Cole's house and steal that dog back. So do what

1037
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: you gotta do to help. So Alexis is here to

1038
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: help you, and we're here to help all the daters

1039
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: out there. Email the show. We'll call that person who's

1040
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: not calling you back. You could find more of our

1041
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: second date updates up on Spotify, Apple podcasts, wherever you

1042
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: get your listening content. At Brook and Jeffrey.

1043
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1044
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: A wise man once told me opportunity plus preparation equal success.

1045
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 6: I've heard that right before he stole my wallet.

1046
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:18,959
Speaker 2: Successfully.

1047
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 5: Opportunity he was there, he was prepared, so practiced it before.

1048
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 3: Well.

1049
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: This next segment describes the exact opposite of that equation,

1050
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: thirsty desperation plus sneaky rejection equals a brand new edition

1051
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: of Craigslist Misconnections.

1052
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: There is not prepared so many different segments we do

1053
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: that could have fallen into that. I thought it was

1054
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: going to be your.

1055
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 5: Song of the week.

1056
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 2: It's possible, but this may be our tastiest edition of misconnections. Yeah,

1057
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 2: it's coming up. Wait, where's my phone?

1058
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 8: Oh?

1059
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 6: He stole that.

1060
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: Wise man?

1061
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 6: Damn, let's call it coming up right.

1062
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 2: After this.

1063
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 10: Misconnections.

1064
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: That was me staring it's only two places to find

1065
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: true love in this world. One is at pet smart

1066
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 2: when you demonstrate to the cashier how you can also

1067
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 2: catch a flying tennis ball in your mouth.

1068
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: That's impressive job.

1069
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: And the others on the pitches of craigslist dot org.

1070
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

1071
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1072
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 2: titled Onion Volcano heart eruption. Oh woman for man thirty

1073
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: one Hibachi restaurant. She says to the hibachi chef, who

1074
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: made my dinner way more interesting than my date? Oh?

1075
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 2: I see you.

1076
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: That is a risk you take taking anybody to one

1077
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: of those restaurants.

1078
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: The show is fun, they're talented, she says. I was

1079
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: the long haired brunette sitting at the table with my

1080
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: boring date, Dan em.

1081
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 7: Dan's a boring name, too, Sorry all the Dan, did.

1082
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 2: You notice he ordered chicken because he doesn't like seafood

1083
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 2: red flag much? I'm sorry you had to deal with

1084
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: that guy in his juvenile palate. I don't think I

1085
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: need to say it, but you were a legend that night.

1086
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: When you tossed the egg up in the air. I

1087
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: thought for sure you'd crack it with your knife, and

1088
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: instead you caught it between your lips and swallowed it

1089
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: whole Wait. Whoa wow?

1090
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 5: Actually she's been reading the room right That maybe.

1091
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: The way he's.

1092
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: And he didn't break eye contact.

1093
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 5: How do you digect that?

1094
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 6: Ten minutes later you made it reappear?

1095
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 10: Wait how.

1096
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 6: I looked over it Dan.

1097
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 2: To see how he'd react to your greatness, but he

1098
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: was too busy using his chopsticks trying to make his

1099
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: chicken walk. At one point, I was so humiliated when

1100
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: Dan told you that the only fish he eats is

1101
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: the file o kind. I almost left right there, but

1102
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: I was on a date with him, so I did

1103
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: have the opportunity to give you my number.

1104
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's rude.

1105
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 2: Instead, I tried to spell it out with grains of

1106
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: rice on my plate.

1107
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: So difficulty.

1108
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 2: Did you see it? If you didn't reply back to

1109
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: this message and tell me what crude joke Dan made

1110
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 2: about your onion volcano? Oh no, Dan, I don't know

1111
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 2: what he could have possibly said.

1112
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: I like that she has a way to know it's

1113
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: that Hibachi chef and not a different one.

1114
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 2: That's rest. That was signed Alyssa. This next misconnection is

1115
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: titled ladled for Love.

1116
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot of food love today, A.

1117
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 2: Man for woman thirty seven soup kitchen aw He says

1118
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 2: you long brown hair, Martha Stewart like dimples, and a

1119
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: used apron that looks like someone got sick on it.

1120
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 6: I'm assuming that was just the.

1121
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: Split p oh. I don't know that checks out though.

1122
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 2: I don't see you around the mission much, but you're cute.

1123
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: I attempted to get your when I yelled are you

1124
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: seriously out of clam chowder? You apologized and talked to

1125
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: a supervisor. A few minutes later, you brought me a

1126
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 2: cup of chicken noodle.

1127
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 5: It's nice.

1128
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: Wasn't what I asked for it, but beggars can't be choosers,

1129
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: especially in a soup kitchen. In reality, I probably don't

1130
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: deserve soup at all. I actually make over a million

1131
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 2: dollars a year, that's real. I just come here for

1132
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 2: the free meal once a week. I actually owned several

1133
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: properties across the city and only do this to get

1134
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: the thrill of taking advantage of the system.

1135
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 5: God Bill Gates.

1136
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: I used to get my adrenaline fixed by parking in

1137
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 2: disabled parking spots, but once the police got defunded, they

1138
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: stopped checking on me, and that just wasn't fun anymore.

1139
00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: Why is that funny?

1140
00:52:59,320 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 2: Anyway?

1141
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 6: You see this?

1142
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 2: I'll be back next Wednesday night. We can meet in

1143
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 2: the bathroom at seven. I'll bring two straws. You bring

1144
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 2: the split piece.

1145
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it goes to take advantage of the system

1146
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,720
Speaker 1: and then complains about the system.

1147
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: Where's could be damn because it is on mister d

1148
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: oh right. This next misconnection is titled my whistle is

1149
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: wet woman for man thirty seven outside ross dress for

1150
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: less you sexy man in gray sweats, ethnically white, albino samoan,

1151
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 2: just a guest.

1152
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: Just don't ever guess don't.

1153
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 2: Why am I picturing the rock but with Mark Zuckerberg's

1154
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: face complexion? Yeah, it says me middle aged but not

1155
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 2: middle aged looking.

1156
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: Do you think that?

1157
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1158
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 6: Wearing all black.

1159
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: All velcrow, all wrapped up in Hello kitty bandages, trendy

1160
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,720
Speaker 2: winky face.

1161
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1162
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 8: All.

1163
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 2: We crossed paths before you entered the store, and you

1164
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 2: glanced over, thinking I was whistling at you. I told

1165
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 2: you it was for the birds, even though it was nighttime.

1166
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 6: Second winkie things.

1167
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: This woman is so scary.

1168
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: I didn't want it to look strange and follow you in,

1169
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 2: So I counted to five Mississippi, and then I snuck

1170
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: behind an old lady bringing in a suitcase, A shoplifting lady.

1171
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 6: Why is you bringing in a.

1172
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: Suit seen the signs lately? No backpacks or suitcase.

1173
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 2: For the next few minutes, I skittered across each aisle,

1174
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: hiding successfully from each foreboding glance, until over the loud

1175
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: speakers the song ain't no mountain high enough, It's a sign.

1176
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 2: At that moment, my body began moving intrinsically, arms flailing, legs, scissoring,

1177
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 2: velcrow ripping.

1178
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: It's going to draw.

1179
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 2: As the song came to a close, I slumped to

1180
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 2: the floor like a wilted butterfly and waited for you

1181
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 2: to pick me up with your large samoan albino white hands.

1182
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: I can't ain't no river wide enough.

1183
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 6: Then you left.

1184
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm too much for you, or maybe I'm not

1185
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 2: enough to be the case. Well, let's chat with my

1186
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 2: therapist about it. First session on me it signed, healed

1187
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: and ready for my next chapter. Velcrow, Virginia. Yeah yeah, and.

1188
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 6: Ross dressed for us too. Apparently those were your Craigslist

1189
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,919
Speaker 6: misconnections for the week.

1190
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1191
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,439
Speaker 2: You might remember a little while back we did Loser Week.

1192
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 2: On this segment.

1193
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 6: Every contestant had never beaten Brook.

1194
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 2: In fact, they'd all lost to her at least five times.

1195
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: Because I don't think I lost that week.

1196
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 5: No, you didn't know.

1197
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 6: But this time we're changing it up.

1198
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 2: No, ash didn't get ready to punch the music because

1199
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 2: for the first time we're doing newby week.

1200
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 6: Ashton, punch the music.

1201
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 2: Punch it.

1202
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 17: It's not quite punch, bring it back, bring it back now.

1203
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 17: It's fun because that's how we're doing Newbie Week.

1204
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 2: Big players who have never taken on Brook before or

1205
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 2: as Brook likes to call them pre losers.

1206
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 6: So let's meet our very first newbie of Newby Week.

1207
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 6: His name is Michael.

1208
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 2: Michael.

1209
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show, Michael. I love it.

1210
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: I love newbies because they come in all hopeful and

1211
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: are unjaded.

1212
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 2: Brook loves curb stomping a hopeful, unjaded person into reality.

1213
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 6: Welcome to life.

1214
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: Brooks leaving the studio. We're gonna go over the rules

1215
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: real quick. Thirty seconds. Free to answer as many questions

1216
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,959
Speaker 2: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass,

1217
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 2: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1218
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready?

1219
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 11: Yes?

1220
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 2: All right, good luck, my man. Your time starts now.

1221
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 2: On this day. In twenty ten, Apple unveiled their newest product.

1222
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 2: What was it?

1223
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 8: The Apple Watch?

1224
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 6: Zero is the name of what?

1225
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: Ll of what?

1226
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 6: Disney Villain's dog.

1227
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 8: Jack?

1228
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 2: What continent is home to the only egg laying mammal in.

1229
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 8: The world South America?

1230
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 6: In technology, what does AI stand for?

1231
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 8: Artificial Intelligence?

1232
00:57:51,320 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 2: Angelina Jolie brought which Disney Villain to life? Okay, you know, Michael,

1233
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 2: not a bad performance, especially for a first time or

1234
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 2: because again it is Newbie Week right now on the

1235
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 2: Trivia segment we got to bring the music back every

1236
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: time we say new and let's learn more about today's newbie, Michael.

1237
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 2: Apparently he works as a local garbage man.

1238
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 5: Under dating game right.

1239
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: Now, Michael's a local audience, which means he's a he's

1240
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: a toddler and little kid hero.

1241
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: Yes, yes you are.

1242
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. After my kids started getting excited about

1243
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: the garbage truck, I still get excited about it.

1244
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: And apparently his favorite segment on our show is the

1245
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: second date updates. Michael, you know you can get those

1246
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 2: on podcasts, right? Do you listen live or do you

1247
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 2: listen to the podcast?

1248
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1249
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 7: I asked somebody to lie because I'm like, just part

1250
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 7: of your day, but like you can binge it and

1251
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 7: they're like, no, no, I like to hear it first.

1252
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: And there's like a vibe vibe.

1253
00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great point.

1254
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 2: I think we're killing the vibe right now just by

1255
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 2: talking too much.

1256
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 6: Can we just get back to the game. Is that

1257
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 6: cool with everybody? Might be cool with that?

1258
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1259
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 10: Cool?

1260
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, shut up, let's just get to the questions.

1261
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: Brook you ready, Yes, your time starts now on this

1262
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: day in twenty ten, Apple unveils their newest product. What

1263
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 2: was it?

1264
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 5: Apple Watch?

1265
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 6: Zero is the name of what Disney villain's.

1266
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: Dog Ooh Incredibles.

1267
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: What continent is home to the only egg laying mammal in.

1268
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: The world Mammal Australia.

1269
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 6: In technology, what does AI stand for?

1270
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: Artificial intelligence?

1271
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 2: And Angelina Joe Lee brought which Disney villain to life?

1272
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: Moleficent?

1273
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 6: What is the hottest.

1274
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 2: Planet in our solar system? I'm glad you didn't say

1275
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 2: the first planet that came to your mind. Let's go

1276
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1277
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not thinking.

1278
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm just talking.

1279
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 16: That name.

1280
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael, you got to today.

1281
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 5: Not bad for a person, am bruck you?

1282
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: Well you got four? Well sorry about that, Michael, But

1283
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 2: can't say we didn't see it coming for newbe Week,

1284
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.

1285
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 2: In twenty ten, Apple unveiled their newest product. That was

1286
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 2: the iPad that came out in twenty ten.

1287
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 6: The Watch was a little bit later.

1288
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: Zero is the name of the Disney villain's dog, Jack Skellington.

1289
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: I did know that Jack Skellingteon was considered a villain.

1290
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he hates Halloween trying to steal Christmas.

1291
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: Or no, he hates Christmas.

1292
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 6: No, he hates Halloween.

1293
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 2: He thinks Halloween sucks and he thinks Christmas is awesome. Okay,

1294
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: all right, let's turn off Brooks Mike for the rest

1295
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 2: of this. Thank you. The continent that's home to the

1296
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 2: only egg laying mammal in the world would be Australia.

1297
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 2: That's the Platypus. In technology, AI stands for artificial intelligence.

1298
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 2: Angelina and Joe Lee brought Maleficent to life in twenty fourteen,

1299
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 2: and the hottest planet in our solar system is Yep,

1300
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,479
Speaker 2: the closest one to the Sun Mercury up to eight

1301
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 2: hundred degrees fahrenheit.

1302
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,919
Speaker 1: For two words, I have a problem pronouncing back to back.

1303
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 3: Michael.

1304
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

1305
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 2: but the good news is just for playing you win

1306
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to see Creed at the White

1307
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 2: River Amphitheater as part of their Summer of ninety nine tourb.

1308
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 5: Oh Man back Michael excited.

1309
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 11: Oh, I'm very excited.

1310
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 2: No, do you take me?

1311
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: Michael knows Wait, before you go, Michael, you're a first

1312
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: nubie of newby Week.

1313
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 5: How would you write your experience?

1314
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 2: It was fun, he's not totally. Jadn't stop him hard enough, Brooks.

1315
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: You gotta call back for that.

1316
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 6: Then, Yeah, next time we're gonna make you cry. Michael,

1317
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 6: come back again.

1318
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 2: Soon we're gonna do win Brooks Bucks more newbi Week

1319
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 2: tomorrow

1320
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.