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Speaker 1: Listening to mess Okay, second season whoa strong coming in?

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Speaker 2: Chaotic and strong? Yeah, girl, tell them what happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, I'm more late than usual dealing with

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Speaker 3: a I don't even know if I want to.

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Speaker 2: Know if it's a bug or someone put a hex.

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Speaker 3: On me, or it could just you know, taking five

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Speaker 4: You know, a couple of days in a row. It

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Speaker 4: could have been that.

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Speaker 3: So you're sick, Yeah, you did your I tried to

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Speaker 3: do a little wand situation.

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Speaker 2: Girl, Yours never looked better. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I am now what you're sick and you're laying in

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Speaker 1: bed is the wig in the bed.

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Speaker 2: Free?

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Speaker 3: I know you've been waiting for me, but take it

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Speaker 3: easy on me.

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Speaker 2: I know you've been waiting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I have been waiting, but your hell looks so great.

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Speaker 1: It don't look like sick girl.

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Speaker 2: Hair. It was in the bed with me as well.

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Speaker 2: So you got out the bed and did your hair.

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Speaker 2: I got in the car.

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Speaker 3: I did I have nausea pills with me. I've just

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Speaker 3: I haven't been able to hold anything down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I hold you down. Well, I'm here to

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Speaker 2: hold you down for the pod. If anybody, if anybody's nauseous.

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Speaker 2: How got you? You've already taken five of these? Yes, girl?

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Speaker 2: How many? Like? Well, how does it work? How many

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Speaker 2: milligrams is this?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's just I've just been throwing

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Speaker 3: Stravo's in All the Way Boondocks Queens? Did you throw

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Speaker 3: up in Queens? I threw up before Queen's and then

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, queens would make me sick. To musta makes well,

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Speaker 2: no shade to the Queen's girls. Queens gets it.

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Speaker 1: I used to be on Jamaica Avenue with y'all, so

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Speaker 3: We have video now, full video, So yeah, they should

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Speaker 3: get to see you and all your glory.

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Speaker 2: They should see me in a good with my good bang.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am not sick, but my hair looks it

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Speaker 1: No that this is actually coming out today.

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Speaker 2: It looks so good. Yeah, No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I just I can't scratch my scalp properly. It's gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were taking it out already. I was planning,

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Speaker 2: but I was like, but what am I gonna? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know, I had stuff to do and I haven't

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Speaker 1: made a single appointment, But I am gonna go look

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Speaker 1: at some hair today. So okay, you're looking at some

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Speaker 1: hair that, yeah, I'm gonna buy it. Okay, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: All right, if all goes.

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Speaker 3: Well, everything is going well, Okay, you can there's no

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Speaker 3: way that you can be unwell as unwell as I am.

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Speaker 2: You're you're doing great.

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Speaker 1: So we should should we unpack how you're sick or

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Speaker 1: what got you sick?

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Speaker 2: We we are here about you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this was the emergency episode because so much has transpired, so.

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Speaker 1: Much has happened. Yes, wow, thank you for keeping me

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Speaker 3: Don't want to bore them with my foolishness. Let's get

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Speaker 3: into it, okay, right, we had a birthday bash.

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Speaker 2: She was phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: We had a birthday party. The Mullet was there, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a good time. I don't think that I

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Speaker 3: No wait, hold on, wait, what do you mean you

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Speaker 3: weren't as high or lit as you would want to be.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I was pretty sober at my birthday. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think I had like two drinks.

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Speaker 2: I lost one of them.

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Speaker 1: When you bought the cake out, I gave it to

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Speaker 1: a girl and then after I blew the blunt candle out,

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Speaker 2: And then I never saw the glass again. So that okay.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. I feel good.

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Speaker 1: I think birthdays are supposed to be are supposed to be,

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Speaker 2: Around people who are you happy.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, somebody did ask Amina, why was I not invited

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Speaker 2: been her fortieth. And I said, whoa, who hate you?

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Speaker 1: I said, well, first of all, you skip so many

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Speaker 2: There is hate speech.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so holy, I mean jeezuise that a gal can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was like, well we went to

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Speaker 4: Exactly, and no one said anything about that.

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Speaker 1: That ten days would have been like you must be

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Speaker 1: forty days, right.

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Speaker 2: Nobody said that.

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Speaker 1: Nobody said but I have a little party with a

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Speaker 3: You know they tried to get me on there, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 3: the scammers. They try to get me on AARP and

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Speaker 3: I don't belong there either, so it's no nice. It's

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Speaker 1: So next year I'm going to have an even bigger party,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm gonna think I'm fifty.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I love that. Yeah, yeah, you can't go wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. Hopefully I'll have like a big sexy

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Speaker 3: Listen, friends, we're putting it. It's in the universe again.

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Speaker 3: We have to get merch that's God's favorite and in parentheses,

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Speaker 3: just Marie. No, everything works out for you and you

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Speaker 3: will have that loft.

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Speaker 1: There's already a brand it's called God's.

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Speaker 3: Favorite, I know, but this one is in parentheses, just Marie.

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Speaker 3: So people have all these God's favorites out there, but

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Speaker 2: Well let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Because you know, I went to London and I said,

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like a really great trip, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Yes, I said, I always have a good time

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Speaker 1: when I go. I know I'm gonna have a great time.

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Speaker 1: Any a better time. So I stayed in a different hotel,

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Speaker 1: from the beginning of the trip, everything was looking real

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Speaker 1: good for me. Yes, the box that I was waiting

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Speaker 2: Right before nicked. Time missed in the natime.

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Speaker 1: I left my house late, got to the airport, went

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Speaker 1: you not you have pre check? You what I had,

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Speaker 1: But you know, preachers were in priority.

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Speaker 2: PreCheck closes after a certain time at the airport. Who

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Speaker 4: Let's go tsa pre check.

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Speaker 3: What y'all gotta do, what y'all gotta do on any

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Speaker 3: day that isn't a day that pre check works, Like,

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Speaker 3: if it's open, it should be open twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: I believe.

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Speaker 1: It really didn't make any sense, but they were there

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Speaker 1: so that's where the drama lies. So I was scared,

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Speaker 1: but I made it. And then I got to the gate.

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Speaker 2: I said, is it the full flight because.

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Speaker 1: I was in the middle seat, and they were like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not fulk and they bumped me up to the

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Speaker 4: Okay, come on, we are getting these T shirts.

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Speaker 2: Just Marie. Okay, I feel like you want God's face.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, this is I've honestly, I've had food

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Speaker 3: poisoning so many times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not food poisoning.

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Speaker 3: I'm positive that this is in food poisoning because food

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Speaker 3: poison poisoning I'm able to shake.

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Speaker 2: I went to the beach. I went to the beach

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Speaker 3: I was throwing up out of my mouth and my

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Speaker 3: with y'all in to loom and this is something completely different.

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Speaker 2: So what we think it is.

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Speaker 3: My body is fully rejecting everything anything, and the reason

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Speaker 3: once you get to the point of sobriety, you're like,

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Speaker 3: what is so close to cocaine but not cocaine. That

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Speaker 2: And that was what a five hour shot was. For

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Speaker 2: my five hour energy you feel like cocaine.

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Speaker 3: I want the feeling of like being able to be

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, I took those.

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Speaker 3: It started when I was in Vegas because I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: living Lavi the Vegas, I'm gonna have these late spots.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand so much judgment coming from the mullet.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so much judgment from the bang.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let me. The bank is doing a weird thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to spit it shut part it down the middle.

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Speaker 2: Then please don't Marie.

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Speaker 4: I Yeah, I cannot.

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Speaker 2: Listen, y'all, not even a stringy bang.

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Speaker 3: Oh listen. And that was me when I was in

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Speaker 2: Oh went so the.

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Speaker 4: Pictures of you in the shower, Oh yes, When I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, you know, what if I just swoop it

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Speaker 3: all the way to the to the side, you won't

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Speaker 3: notice that this was actually a blunt NICKI minaj bang

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Speaker 3: the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Oh you just chopped it? Did you cut it yourself? No, Now,

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Speaker 2: don't blame me like that. I don't know. Day I

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Speaker 2: was not diy at that. If you watched a YouTube

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Speaker 2: tutorio eleven, I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, somebody else will do it. I went all the

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Speaker 3: hair quality sewins. Obviously I was able to be in

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so I landed and they don't give me no stamp.

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Speaker 1: I feel like some of these counfries don't give stamps

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Speaker 1: no more. In the passport girl, you live there, Why

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Speaker 1: would they give you a stamp when you're basically a resident.

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Speaker 1: The last time I went, they gave me a stamp

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Speaker 1: because I did six shows, So I guess you would

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Speaker 1: be like, I'm here for work. They didn't even nobody

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Speaker 1: asked me no question. Somebody said where are you going

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Speaker 2: I'm like, let me jump on hinge. See what hinge talking? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Because I said, bitch, we don't give a fuck about

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Speaker 2: What is up? Give us why we're here? Right?

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Speaker 1: So this guy, I had changed my location to London

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Speaker 2: You got to be ahead of it. You got ahead

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Speaker 4: So you're king, your prince, your highness.

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Speaker 2: Your highness, my lord. So this guy really nice smile.

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Speaker 3: Here, I'll show you because I don't think you saw

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Speaker 2: Okay boom so Sidney profile. Yeah, so you can show

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, so this is that's what he looks like.

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Speaker 2: Nice smile. You know he's given AI hey girls a

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Speaker 1: That's why the photo is first, like hey, uh, if

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Speaker 3: At that arm, mom, Now I know those are stamped.

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Speaker 2: Those arms are stamp baby, good god, those arms stamped.

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Speaker 2: My past. Does he work out with your sister? Girl?

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Speaker 2: I don't know who he is.

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Speaker 1: He's in overalls the yeah, anyway, I got cavs.

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Speaker 2: Is he a soccer player? Probably? Bitch? This is good,

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Speaker 1: So uh, he he's like, hey, if you're free tonight

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Speaker 2: We can go to this place, in this place I

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Speaker 4: Jazz in London jazz jazz, jez jazz.

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Speaker 2: Or or it could be Love Jones. Boom boom boom

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Speaker 2: boom boom boom Brother to the Night. Is that alright?

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Speaker 2: You remember that? No, that's fine.

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Speaker 4: Anybody who knows the movie knows what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Is that alright? Yeah? I think I just saw that

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Speaker 2: I don't remember the movie really. He actually kind of

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Speaker 2: Let's do tonight. Mind you already had plans for that night.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna go see music with an with another friend,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, yeah, I can probably do too

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Speaker 2: Never hurt nobody. So yeah, then I went to sleep.

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Speaker 1: I had two dates booked for that night. You have

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Speaker 1: Hang out with my friend that and he's texting me, Hey,

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Speaker 2: When he was texting me.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you don't have any service because your phone is

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Speaker 2: Sis, you had service, but your with your bubbles were green?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sis, I had service for uh what's that Google

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Speaker 2: Bubbles were green. Somebody was like, did Marie getting android?

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Speaker 1: That was almost as hurtful as somebody calling me, you know,

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Speaker 1: He's sitting like right at the bottom front of the stage.

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Speaker 2: But we had a good time. He was cute, he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I saw, I see, I see it. It's

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think those greeted you first.

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Speaker 1: It was definitely his teeth he had. Really, he is

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Speaker 1: really nice teeth. Damn smile might be nicer than mine

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Speaker 3: No, I don't believe that that's how they are nice.

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Speaker 3: I think it goes with the whole face and pack.

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Speaker 3: But you have an amazing amazing smile. So no one's

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Speaker 4: Girl.

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Speaker 1: The place that we went to see jazz was like

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Speaker 1: I was like, but it's literally it said, it's a

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Speaker 1: the car is good.

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Speaker 2: Somebody's like, I need you to get to see my

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Speaker 1: So great, Okay, we get to the car. A little

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Speaker 1: jag you know, little, yeah, Jack, little? I said, ohas

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Speaker 1: is this sign. You've never been in a jag before? No,

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Speaker 1: I've never been in English Jack, Okay.

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Speaker 3: It was giving James Bond kind of sort of you okay,

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Speaker 3: it's kind of sexy.

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Speaker 2: Actually.

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Speaker 1: The music his music cuts on Sidney the first of all.

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Speaker 1: The song that was playing was called.

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Speaker 2: Pussy Reaper, Stop It, Stop it. Have you heard of

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Speaker 2: this pussy Reaper?

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Speaker 4: I said, what holds on people?

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Speaker 2: The name of the artist's toxic chemistry. I said, is.

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Speaker 3: This we might that actually might need to be the

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Speaker 2: Sick Chemistry is the name of the song? Okay? Wait?

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Speaker 1: No, that that because I was like he reapers Reaper,

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Speaker 1: coochie Reaper.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, because I was like, that's I'm the.

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Speaker 2: Coochie Reaper that. I was like, what, I don't like that?

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Speaker 2: I said, what is this song?

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Speaker 1: But that's what was playing for the five minutes that

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Do you find you found couchie Reaper?

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Speaker 2: That's the intro.

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Speaker 1: Girl, You need to tell me that on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Girl, because that was playing that on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I was like what it was like funny, but I

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Speaker 1: was like, what is happening? Cool? The couchie Reaper loud? No, no,

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Speaker 1: wait sound wait.

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Speaker 2: Toxic Chemistry is definitely, It's definitely the title for sure.

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Speaker 2: Cucie Reaper is insane. That would be an ick for.

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Speaker 4: Me because that it did give it a little.

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Speaker 2: Ick, that couchie reaper. Couchie Reaper. How many if you

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Speaker 2: say kouchie reaper in the mirror three times does he

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Speaker 2: pop up? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm a try okay, keep going, keep going.

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Speaker 2: So that's what's playing.

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Speaker 1: We gets back to my hotel room and you know,

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Speaker 1: like we're making out and.

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Speaker 2: What he tastes like? What he tastes like? He tasted

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Speaker 2: like beans and toasts. Shut the fuck up, you're a lie.

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Speaker 2: What kind of drink did he have? He had? I

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Speaker 2: think he had a margarita.

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Speaker 4: Now that's also an ick jazz and margarita's.

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Speaker 3: Don't go really, yeah, I would think like an old

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Speaker 3: fashion maybe you know Maker's Mark Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I think it was a margarita. It

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Speaker 1: was like a certain type of margarita. But I think

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Speaker 1: it was it might have been a messice margarit.

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Speaker 3: Oh mescal, because you know what that unlocks.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, this is this your sex playlist? Now?

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Speaker 2: Is this medicine? Girl? Is this your sex playlist? We

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Speaker 2: in the car cackling. We get upstairs.

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Speaker 1: I have a speaker with me. I said, put your

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Speaker 1: sex playlist on. That's the song that the Toxic Chemistry

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Speaker 1: is topy its is playing while we're in the room.

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Speaker 2: I'm in my head about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is weird, this is weird, this is

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Speaker 3: this is weird, guys. I don't know if anybody's listening,

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Speaker 3: but guys, specifically straight men.

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Speaker 1: Cuchi Reaper is an ick and it's mess. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: funny for us, that's.

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Speaker 3: Funny as comedy, but like just linguistically, Cuchi Reaper is

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Speaker 3: because Cucci is gross in terms of if somebody is like,

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Speaker 3: what that Kuchi do?

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to hear she is classier than

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Speaker 1: poo pussy. Pussy Reaper is worse. Pucie Reaper feels like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this person, they don't curse in front of their mom.

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Speaker 3: You know what, You're right, You're right because because I

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Speaker 3: don't want to actually, I don't want to hear that.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear the P word, and I

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Speaker 3: don't want to hear koochie when we're having.

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Speaker 1: Sex, but like, use the other word, use your words, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to hear kouchie?

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Speaker 2: What word do you want to hear when you're having sex?

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Speaker 2: Is it mine? It's wet?

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Speaker 1: It's sorry, I apologize, this is this is this is

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Speaker 1: a lot apology.

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00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:35,760
Speaker 2: Apologies.

442
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,119
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry dad, Okay, forget about next. So okay, So

443
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,720
Speaker 3: y'all kisses, get hot and happy.

444
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,879
Speaker 2: I said, do you have a condom. He does not,

445
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 2: I don't. What do I look like? What do you mean?

446
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 2: What do you look like? You look like a woman

447
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 2: on the go right exactly?

448
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,560
Speaker 3: You're you sound like a woman who's who would put

449
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,480
Speaker 3: your pussy first.

450
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 1: Yes, but if I don't have condoms, then I can't

451
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 1: have sex with you, and I love that. For me,

452
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,359
Speaker 1: it's kind of like but like if you got him,

453
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 1: it's like, ah, unless see what happens. But I don't

454
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 1: travel with them.

455
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 2: I don't have them. I've never bought condoms in my life.

456
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 4: You're a liar me.

457
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 2: I've never purchased the condom in my life. Why not?

458
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 1: Because if you're the man, you should have them. That's

459
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: shad that should be in your tool kid.

460
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 3: Yes, but sometimes we got to take the power back

461
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 3: and have the one hundred.

462
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: I get that, but I'm just saying it's not I'm

463
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 1: not sitting at the Jones in that way.

464
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 2: Okay, they not falling up my.

465
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 4: Purse, all right?

466
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 2: So she don't have no condoms.

467
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,479
Speaker 1: So but now we got to go find something, but

468
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: not you on the journey now for the condom, making

469
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,160
Speaker 1: our way downtown and were walking on the wrong side

470
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: of the street.

471
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 2: Of course, but he's like, I got them at my house.

472
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: I said, oh, he said, by the time when we

473
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 1: get him at the store, we could have already been

474
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: at my house.

475
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 4: I said, oh girl, now this is another thing.

476
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 3: He got to show you the car, he got to

477
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 3: show you the house. That's how that's how flexing goes.

478
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: Okay, oh we're back in. Let's go back then, So

479
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: sitting in the car, don't touch nothing. Sit in the

480
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: car and don't touch nothing either we live and or

481
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Okay, well girl, we loved Okay, I

482
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 1: got to the house, nice clean, watch or dryer townhouse,

483
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 1: he got the whole whatever.

484
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 2: And it's just him. Of course he's a grown up.

485
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 2: He's the coochie reaper. You can't reaper. You cannot say this.

486
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 2: And we've hit the quota for the cochie reaper and

487
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 2: have a roommate. But why does he have.

488
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 4: A townhouse that just feels like a lot of space?

489
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: Uh?

490
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 2: I don't know.

491
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 1: I didn't ask that question. I just was like, oh,

492
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,639
Speaker 1: this is this is nice. Everything was clean.

493
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: I look, it was no dishes in the sink. Ah ah.

494
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 4: Now that is mess. That's mess.

495
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 3: When you're like trying to impress and it's like it

496
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 3: looks like those dishes been there for days.

497
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 2: Nothing was in the SNK. He had a dish washer. No,

498
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 2: I think he washed him by hand.

499
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: Oh even hotter manual. Oh, they don't make him like

500
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: that anymore. Sins not that I would know. You know,

501
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: that's not that's that's not even my category anymore. But

502
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying I've never heard a girl say, oh I

503
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: was at this guy's house. He was washing dishes by hand,

504
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I mean I didn't even know men

505
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: knew how to wash dishes, weaponizing their incompetence. But now

506
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 1: the ViBe's changed. We're not listening to toxic chemistry no more.

507
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: We're listening to I don't know, like a mill ounge

508
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 1: that means mix in French. We're listening to a mix

509
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: of like kind of like just like vivy stuff. And

510
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: it's much sexier, it's much elevated. It's much like, oh

511
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: this is nice girl.

512
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 3: Listen when I tell you, I'm gonna go back to

513
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,679
Speaker 3: the house and I'm gonna see what this Koochie Reaper

514
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 3: playlist is talking about.

515
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: Please send it to your boot.

516
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, she already has. She has a really good playlist.

517
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: But it's very like love like. But yeah, I want

518
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 3: to hear what Koochie Reaper is talking about. Okay, well,

519
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 3: it just it.

520
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: Felt like two completely different dates. Well what happened in

521
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: my hotel versus what happened at his house?

522
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 2: It felt like two.

523
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: Completely different It made it better, it was I was

524
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: this is what it should have been the whole time.

525
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 2: But maybe was it something like this? Hold on city?

526
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 4: Was you there?

527
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: Okay? So what do you take your clothes off? Or

528
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: he takes them off for you?

529
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: I shouldn't think he helped me take my clothes off,

530
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: and my damn, I gotta turn this off.

531
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: That said too much? Should we set some candle?

532
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah?

533
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: He might have lit a candle. It was a little lao.

534
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: It was ambient. It was nice. You know, my god,

535
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm not to throw up. Please don't throw

536
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: I'm not to throw up. That in a good way. Okay,

537
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 2: So we helped you take your clothes off? What were

538
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: you wearing? What was I wearing?

539
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: And I was wearing these like long oversized corduroy pants.

540
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: You don't want her this white shirt on? And I

541
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 2: had on I don't know, I had on stuff that was.

542
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,719
Speaker 1: Kind of casual because I changed out of my clothes

543
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: when I got back to my hotels. So did you

544
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: cancel the other No, I was with my friend, so

545
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: I hung out with her. Watch you hung out with

546
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: her first, and then I hung out with her first.

547
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 1: We watched a bunch of like professional background singers do karaoke.

548
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: Essentially. It was really dope. It was really really cool,

549
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: like you got singers of.

550
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 4: Course, Okay, we've got to put that in the dump.

551
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: It was just like good singers singing, like if I

552
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: like whatever and like yeah, hello, hello hello. But you

553
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: know when like somebody who can sing can sing, they

554
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: like kind of change it a little bit, you know

555
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: what I mean.

556
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: Yes, they'll sing like I'm o shit.

557
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like put their little like the little dizazz

558
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: on it. So it was a couple of people doing that.

559
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: It was really it was it's every Wednesday.

560
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 2: Cool. Well obviously I can't sing, but no, you would

561
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: have killed it at.

562
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so you're closed out.

563
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: We did that right anyways, and we hooked up. It

564
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: was beautiful.

565
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: I was like, is this It felt like whoo Like

566
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: I needed that m hm right up top needed that.

567
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: Something to take the edge off.

568
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 4: A nice Okay, so did you did you spend the night?

569
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 2: No? No, you gotta bring win and left. Yeah I

570
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: think I left. That would have happened and been in

571
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 2: the bed, like so you just gonna go that stuff

572
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: to do. So I went back, I went back home.

573
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: He dropped me off, and that night you had stuff

574
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: to do. I had to be up in the morning.

575
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 2: I had stuff to do. I don't even remember what

576
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: the what all the.

577
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: Details were, but I had to get back back to

578
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: the crew.

579
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 3: Honestly, that is that's hot too, when you have something

580
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 3: to do, and it's like you're not just saying because

581
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 3: when you spend the night with somebody and then they

582
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 3: just act like, okay, so this is my day now,

583
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: that's no, that's no.

584
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: And also he had he wears a lot of jewelry.

585
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: He had left a bunch of his jewelry at the hotel,

586
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: so he needed to get his stuff.

587
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 2: Okay.

588
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: So that's truly the real reason why I was like,

589
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: all right.

590
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 2: Well let's go.

591
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: So that was the first night that I was in London, right, girl,

592
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: that's you're starting so high, and I'm like, can it

593
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: get better?

594
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 4: Girl?

595
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: So then I had I had shows. He had asked

596
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: me what I did. I told I was a comedian.

597
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: He wanted to come.

598
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: I said no, not to the first show because I

599
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: need to figure out the set. But I talked about

600
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 1: him the second show happens. I talked about about him

601
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: at the second show too. They in the crowd like,

602
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: is he here? London was wet for this information.

603
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: Sang right now and then.

604
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: So he was like, how about I come to the

605
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: show on Saturday and then we spend the night together

606
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: and then we can do brunch on Sunday.

607
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 2: I'll take you to the flower Market and we can Girl,

608
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: this is giving love Jong.

609
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: We can go to the cinema. Have you been to

610
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: the cinema in London? I was like, no, bitch, wait

611
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: holds up. So he goes to the show, obviously comes

612
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: to the show. He's obsessed.

613
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 2: He comes to the show.

614
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: I tried to talk about him, but knowing he was there,

615
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: maybe not I really want to talk about him. So

616
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: I mentioned him and then didn't talk about him. It

617
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: was a bunch of people who was into the pod

618
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: that we're at the shows in London. Shout out to them, Hey, mess,

619
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: he's overseas are UK?

620
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 4: Mess?

621
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah city. They said you have to come, you gotta

622
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 2: come back.

623
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: You should do a mess live in the UK. Nice

624
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: they got messed out there. I'm about to tell you

625
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: the rest of mine.

626
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 2: So we spend all Sunday together, me and this man, Marie.

627
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: We go to the movies. We see the new Leonardo

628
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 2: DiCaprio Tiana Taylor Joint. It's cute. We're having a good time.

629
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: The movie ends. He walks me back to my hotel.

630
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: We said goodbyees. He's like damn. He said I'm an

631
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: miss you for real.

632
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, now, Marie as a as a,

633
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: as a Haitian queen, how did you feel about that?

634
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I feel like you should. I

635
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: feel like we had a nice little connection. You know.

636
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: It felt like why would you not miss me? You

637
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Now? But what about you? I

638
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: was like, I'll be back, y'all.

639
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: When I tell you all, tuk my dickens so quick

640
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: and be like, well nice meet y bye you, saying

641
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: I'll be back.

642
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: I'll be behind my dad.

643
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: I'll be back kids, no worries. Then I never come back,

644
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: but I'm in London. I love London. And meeting him

645
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh, now when I come back here, I

646
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: can I hit him on the one set right, But

647
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: he was like, you should really come back for the holidays.

648
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: Europe during the Christmas season is really really nice, Like

649
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: we can go to the holiday.

650
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: He's like making plants less than he avoid mine. You

651
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: basically get out of it.

652
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: He said, you have to come for the holidays, which

653
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: is like you know, family.

654
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Lights, trees, girl you married? Hold on.

655
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: So he.

656
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: Leaves and I'm like, damn, I'm hungry, Like I should

657
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 2: go get something to eat. And there was this place.

658
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: This is this place called Duck and Waffle and it's

659
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: like a twenty four hour diner and it's supposed to

660
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: be really really good. And the last two times I've

661
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: been in London, I haven't been able to go. So

662
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going, right, I still got on

663
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: my clothes from the movies. I'm but you know, I

664
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: look cute. I get to dug and Waffle. They said, hey,

665
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: we're closed. We're not open twenty four hours on Sundays.

666
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, that's insane, why would you do that?

667
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 2: While they talking to me, this white lady comes up.

668
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 2: Do you have a lighter? Have you go on light.

669
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 2: I did.

670
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: I gave it to her. She goes outside. Guy, the

671
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: man at the front desk is like, yeah, you go

672
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: to sushi Symble. They still open for fifteen more minutes. Hey,

673
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not getting last minute sushi at

674
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: the bottom of the.

675
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: End of the night.

676
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, tempora, No, I'm a girl sad shrip nah.

677
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: So I'm like, he's like, you go, you gotta go now,

678
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: you gotta go now.

679
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I want my lighter back.

680
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: The ladies outside with my lighter talking to these three

681
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: black dudes, I said.

682
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: Well, let's see.

683
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: So I walk over there and they're super tall, six

684
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: six six four sixty three.

685
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: I'm that girl can't get my lighter back.

686
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: She gets it to me. They hear my accent. They say,

687
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: oh American. I said, I'm from New York. One of

688
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: them is from Virginia, one of them is from Oakland.

689
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: The third one is from London. So we're laughing and

690
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: talking to each other. They're like, you gotta come out

691
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: with us tonight. You're coming out, So they kidnapped you.

692
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: I said, no, they are coming with us.

693
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 2: Girls.

694
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: They kind of did kidnap me, but I let them

695
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: kidnap me because I was like, they're all very attractive,

696
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: they're all dressed very well. I think I'll be okay.

697
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: They're like we're getting in the cab. We go to Soho.

698
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: Come get a drink. Now, Marie, that's mess. So you're

699
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 3: saying kidnapper kidnappers can't dress.

700
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they dress bad, they that's the kidnapper. If

701
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: they fashionable, if he's you, he had on a tweed coat.

702
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 4: I don't know with a kidnapper and a tweet coat,

703
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 4: that's exact.

704
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: Jack the Ripple their you're right, okay. So also it

705
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: was like we jump in a cab like one of

706
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: these like black taxis in London, you know, the classic

707
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: mister bean joints that are very expensive, right, I mean

708
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: it's like five dollars Like every second, I'm like, they're not.

709
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: Gonna kill me. This is this right is too expensive? Right?

710
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: So we get the Soho. They're because they're so tall

711
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: we walked in.

712
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Everyone thought that they were like professional athletes and or celebrities.

713
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: So everybody's in love with them.

714
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: The men stopping them to take pictures, the women, the

715
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: white women throwing themselves at these dudes.

716
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: This is insane, Sydney.

717
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: It was crazy. I'm with and it's just me. It's

718
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: me and three people. That actually was four dudes because

719
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: a fourth friend came. I don't know these people. I

720
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: don't know anybody's name, but they like they buying drinks

721
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: and they.

722
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 3: Should have thought that you were the celebrity because there's

723
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 3: all these security guards guarding you.

724
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, you thank you, Sidney. That's a woman's perspective. Anyway,

725
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: that club closes, we go to another place. We pick

726
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: up a girl along the way because you got to

727
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: well yeah, because you know, she she seed the material,

728
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: she sees what they're doing, and they're just the group

729
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: is getting bigger. So it's like me, these four guys

730
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: and now it's.

731
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: Two other women. So we go to girls. You girls.

732
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: We go to this other bar in Soho. They buying drinks.

733
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: They're like, it's ten pounds to get in. It's a

734
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: lady at the front door. She's upset.

735
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: She don't want to pay to get in.

736
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: The guys and what they're like, oh, that's nothing, ten pounds,

737
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: ten pounds.

738
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: I think that's like shells. That's pennies.

739
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: So I think that's like twelve or fifteen us dollars

740
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: like he was like, we got that. They pay, they're

741
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: briying drinks. We're still taking shots. Now we're going to

742
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: a third location.

743
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: Marie, y'all are on tour.

744
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: Mind you I still need to eat since on an

745
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: empty summach you wasn't full from mister you know lorenz.

746
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: Tate over there.

747
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: Well he didn't feed. Well, he did cheat me. He

748
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: made me breakfast. He cooked me breakfast.

749
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 2: Step he made you breakfast, Marry he did. He made

750
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: me breakfast. He said, have you had a proper English

751
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 2: breakfast yet?

752
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: I was like no, So he made me eggs and

753
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: beans and TOAs.

754
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're the penis reaper, that's.

755
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: Not anyway he took from there. But that was it.

756
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 2: That was hourson hours ago.

757
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: The sun has set by now, so we're in this

758
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 1: third club. They don't want to let us in because

759
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: all the girls got on sneakers. You can't get in

760
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: because of the trainers.

761
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: So what were you? I had the I had these sneakers.

762
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 3: On, but they didn't. But those weren't trainers, they were these.

763
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: Are sneakers, that's what they called. You said.

764
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 3: They didn't want to let the girls in, like it

765
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: was the girls and not you were all three.

766
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: Of us had sneakers and they're like, you can't come

767
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: in with the trainers. And the one of the guys

768
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: in with is like, listen, we're about to go in there,

769
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money. What do we need to

770
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: do to get them in?

771
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 2: They like they're shaking ass with their hands out the bottles,

772
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 2: they got the stream, the sparkling. Oh my god, that's

773
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: me my own life that there. Bottle girls.

774
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: They buy bottles. We I'm dancing on the booth. They

775
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: bring food out. I don't even know what it is.

776
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: Rib tips, pork, pork, dick rip at the clerk, have

777
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: no idea two I am sis, that's crazy.

778
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: You chicken bites I have for your stomach. That's insane. Girl.

779
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm pequila here and then little chicken chicken riblets or

780
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: whatever giblets in my mouth. I did like one of

781
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: the dudes, but one of the other dudes have liked

782
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: me instairs.

783
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 4: So you had your eye on the tweed.

784
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 2: I had my eye on a tweet taste.

785
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: Well, and then you know, the one with the skinny

786
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: jeans looking at me, so I was like, you.

787
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 3: Kept calling him despicable me and I could not stop laughing.

788
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 3: And then I was like, no, no, no, he had

789
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 3: a turtleneck on. So he he reminded me of Frozen

790
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: Girl the Incredibles.

791
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: Yes, he had a turtleneck, a vest and skinny jeans.

792
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 2: Looks exactly like him evil villain Chelsea Pointy boots. Yes,

793
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: So then what'd you do? You posted him online? I did,

794
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 2: but only in the story, so you had twenty four

795
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 2: hours to see that. Okay, So then what happened for that.

796
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: You?

797
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: I think somebody said it to him because he liked it.

798
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: Wait, pain girl, I don't follow him. He don't follow

799
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: me either though, so God is good. But he did

800
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: see the post, so he like, I'm going back with you?

801
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I said, well, worst comes to worst.

802
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: I gotta ride back to my hotel.

803
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 2: You know what.

804
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Give it up for these UK niggas who are super

805
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: aggressive and they know what they want, and like, yeah,

806
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: you're coming with us, I'm going with you.

807
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm leaving here, you here with yeah? Like and yeah.

808
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: It was like four o'clock in the morning and we

809
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 2: stumbling back.

810
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 5: To the hotel and yo, the people at the front

811
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 5: desk like, well, well, they were watching me make out

812
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 5: with this dude for a whole week.

813
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: Now this other guy anyway, whatever, So.

814
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 3: Those American girls really know how to get them.

815
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: Maum, he'll be my American. So yeah, but he's lit,

816
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 2: he's lit. I'm tired.

817
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm leaving the next I'm literally leaving the next day.

818
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm texting you on What's app See, I made a mistake.

819
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: Yo, you sent me the pictures.

820
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 3: I could not stop prying because him in your bed,

821
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: just mad comfortable sleep, said, how could he.

822
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: Be a doctor's And then that's the other thing.

823
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 2: He's also he missed work. He was coming for their

824
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: annual checkup. They're like, whoa did you just not getting

825
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: checked today?

826
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: So he was getting a gall bladder removed, He's like,

827
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: because when I met him, he was like, yeah, I

828
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: gotta be up at five. How are we getting back

829
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: to my hotel at four? Also, sir, you're wasted, You're

830
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: fucking wasted.

831
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: You're blasted. You don't even know what date is. And

832
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: then you're going to go to.

833
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: Work like that girl fully me, like mescal girl, fully.

834
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: Drunk. That is a mess.

835
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know we were hanging out, we were

836
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: hooking up, but it was like it was like day.

837
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: I said, do you have a condom?

838
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: Ye, bitch, that's your opening line, and honestly, more you

839
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: girls need to be like breezy, okay.

840
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: Do you have a condom?

841
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: CARDI b no, oh actually garda guardian. She Cardie, but

842
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: he did not, so I was like, cool, bye, goodnight.

843
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: I want. I went to sleep for a couple of hours,

844
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: woke up. He gets up. He's like, I'm gonna go.

845
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go find some condoms. I said, you.

846
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 3: Know what, I love the initiative that these people are

847
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 3: taking and you're that good.

848
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: They they get up, they jump up out of the

849
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: show girl. I jumped up.

850
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: Probably still drunk, and I was like, well, when he leave,

851
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna he's not gonna remember my room number.

852
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: He doesn't have my number. Before you leave. He's like, okay,

853
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: what's your numbers so we can in case we get

854
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: this condemned.

855
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,959
Speaker 4: He's a doctor, he's all about taking the notes.

856
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: He took my number and then he was like and

857
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: then what's the room number? And I was like, I'm

858
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: going to throw up. This is killing me right now.

859
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I don't want to open the door.

860
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: When he comes back, he like, I'm even my coat

861
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: in here, so you know I'm coming to.

862
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 2: See I'm going out in the cold for the condoms. Man, Sir,

863
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: you're just just too thirsty. Just two thirty girl, the

864
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 2: condoms kept him warm. Girl, Girl, what doctor? What's his name?

865
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 2: So I know, Hey, I ain't never seen him in

866
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: the UK.

867
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: Girl, I don't want him nowhere near my esophagus. Well,

868
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how great of a doctor

869
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: he is when he shows up. But when I posted

870
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: him in the stories, people are like, oh, I know

871
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: him from TV, and I was like.

872
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 2: Okay, so he got a real doctor.

873
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 4: Doctor, he's a he's a doctor influencer or something like that.

874
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's actually he's I don't know. I haven't

875
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: been to his offices. I wouldn't know. Anyway, he does

876
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: come back, he comes back to office. Listen, I did

877
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 2: I did have my check check check ITCHI but uh yeah, yeah, yeah.

878
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 2: It was cool, you know Marie Howard. Wow.

879
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: After he slept in my bed for like an hour

880
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: and a half and I was like, yo, I have.

881
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 2: To you got to get out of here. We have

882
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: to go.

883
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: And he was like, have you had a proper English breakfast,

884
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: and then he took me across the street. Urree, you

885
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: were so unseerious. You wasn't trying to go nowhere.

886
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: You weren't trying to go home. They need to ask

887
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: you you want to extend your trade?

888
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: Did ask me to extend my trip? He said, I'm

889
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: very spontaneous. I said, listen, I'm not extending my trip.

890
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: Hey, sir, as a doctor, you cannot be spontaneous.

891
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 2: You really need to be by the books. Okay, I'm

892
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: gonna call hippo. They got hip, but you can't.

893
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: You don't know hip HOPA hi hi ho hip. But yeah,

894
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I'll get you a new flight.

895
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm flying first class back, so you

896
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: have to get me a first class seat backset or

897
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: I said.

898
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: Don't do it. I was like no.

899
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: We go across the street and it's the same place

900
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: I went. When I got there, the woman recognized me.

901
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 2: The woman is like, welcome back. He goes, how many

902
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 2: are you niggas you had in here?

903
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, yeah, dude, now just sit me, give

904
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: me give me that table that I got. Usually you are, bitch,

905
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: how you be a regular? You're there for how many

906
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: days girls a week? You're already a regular yo.

907
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: In a week. She was like, welcome back in.

908
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh girl, I barely remember the lady

909
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: and that's mess.

910
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know, ladies, when you're

911
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 3: working hostesses, Matred's whatever you are.

912
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 4: If you see a gal come in with multiple niggas,

913
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 4: you don't.

914
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: Know her, you don't know her, you have never seen

915
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: her in your day. Welcome for time. Yes, that's exactly

916
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: what you're about.

917
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: Girls. Girl, that's a girl's girl. Anything other than that,

918
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: you're a hater. You're an op. You're not and be trusted.

919
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 2: You're goofy. You a op. She said, welcome back. I

920
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: walked and she said it los some dufis ashit. Yeah.

921
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: But he was like he was like, yeah, we're gonna

922
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: do two English breakfasts. Breakfasts and then he ordered it

923
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: to quila. I said, is that a joke? Why would

924
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: you get a tequila for.

925
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 3: We have to report him. I'm not playing like, there's

926
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: no reason why a doctor who's uh that successful and

927
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: well known should be having tequila?

928
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: Is that early? I was like, what I said, did

929
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: you say to que what time is it? Uh?

930
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: Probably like twelve something disgusting. Yeah, nasty, he said, I

931
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: already miss work. It was Monday, sir, gets your life together,

932
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: clean yourself in the week.

933
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 2: He said, fuck it, we ball. He said, the boys.

934
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 2: Are you want to go hang out with the boys?

935
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: I said, I got my bag with me because I'm

936
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: leaving today.

937
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

938
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: Here, let's take the tube to the boys and then

939
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: we'll get you to the airport. I said, no, I'm

940
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: not taking the tube. I'm taking a car. He said, no,

941
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: no one takes a car to the airport in London.

942
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, give me all this information.

943
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to report. Whatever you don't, I will because

944
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 2: this is ridiculous.

945
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: Anyway, he professed his love to me, and he was like,

946
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: I can't believe I may you're so late.

947
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: And you know, uh, I think you could be the

948
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: mother of my children.

949
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 4: And that's also mess Sir.

950
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't know you. I was like, you're a long baby.

951
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: You're six foot six dude.

952
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: He's Jack and the beanstock girl five four FuMB I said, listen,

953
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: next time I come back to London, I don't want

954
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: to see you in those pants.

955
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: I need to see you in a looser girl.

956
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: When I tell you. I was like, he basically had

957
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: on yoga pants.

958
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 2: It looks like.

959
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: He had on aloe yoga pant, had on Lulu Lemon

960
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: and Lula Lemon, Lula on that, but Lulu London. Yeah,

961
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: it was Lulu London.

962
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: Great. That's also the title of the Yeah, Eddie, I

963
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 2: had a great time. I take the other one after

964
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: he brought me.

965
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: Off and I said, I'm on the train and he

966
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: was like, a who's trying to take you on the

967
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: tube to the airport?

968
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, I know. But I went with

969
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: another with another friend and he was like, what friend?

970
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 3: And I was like, a friend, when you told me,

971
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: you told him that you're on the.

972
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 4: Tube, and the I thought, he was that's crazy, I'm

973
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 4: on the.

974
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: Tube right now. I did keep thinking.

975
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, what if he showed up to my

976
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: hotel to surprised me and take me to the airport

977
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: and I'm lingering with Jack and the beans.

978
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 3: Nobody would do that except somebody that you already know that,

979
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: somebody that you used.

980
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: Stand up anyway, I didn't get murdered. I met two

981
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 2: people that I like. I met a bunch of people

982
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 2: that I liked actually, but uh, yeah, you know.

983
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: They both have a messaged me on WhatsApp since I've

984
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: been back. One called me and listen you that you

985
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: that Penis reaper. You got your niggas like that? I said,

986
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: they on the landline. Hew, my lady, Hello, please connect

987
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: me to Marette Ray.

988
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 2: Yo. When you got a nigga picking up the phone,

989
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 2: I got a call you dud don't even know how

990
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: to text?

991
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: He said, Well, let me see what I gotta put

992
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: a plus one plus world. You got that good, good

993
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: and alcohol girl.

994
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll have to say it was a great trip.

995
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 1: And I want you Hays to know when a woman

996
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: says she had a great trip, that means she hooked

997
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: up with somebody and didn't get kidnapped.

998
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: So that's what happened.

999
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: So I love that for me and my sister's now like, oh,

1000
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: I might go to Belgium for Thanksgiving, and I said.

1001
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe maybe I'll come with you, because.

1002
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 4: That's not that's not that part.

1003
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 2: Maybe I go to London for a couple of days,

1004
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: so we'll see. I think you should. I think you should.

1005
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 3: We we love when you do these adventures. I mean

1006
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 3: they really just make my day and anybody who's listening

1007
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 3: or I'm sure.

1008
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: They at the end of a seat like no, he

1009
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: called what what did we learn here? What we learned

1010
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: is if your single, always have a lighter on you

1011
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: and a condom, because if you had that, you were

1012
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: be tempted to use it. Yes, you don't have it,

1013
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: then you gotta think about it.

1014
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: You have time.

1015
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 3: Because you he won't give you enough time to think

1016
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 3: about He's already put his coat on.

1017
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 2: It ran out to the dam. He left his goat. Yo,

1018
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 2: he left his goat. I'll be right back. I was like,

1019
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 2: you're not coming back. You're not gonna have the room number?

1020
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: What is it? Three? One three? I was like, whoo.

1021
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: So he might have been a little bit smarter than

1022
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: we thought he was because he figured out all the

1023
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: things that were tricks that I was about to pull.

1024
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 3: But yeah, shut out to this many eat prey here

1025
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 3: situation e prey.

1026
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 2: Do do pray do? Yeah.

1027
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: So the white woman who tried to steal my lighter

1028
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: really popped my final night off for her the great way.

1029
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: What's her name, we don't know, we'll never know.

1030
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 1: I got in the car with them, and she never

1031
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: She might have been my fairy godmother, my fairy dick mother.

1032
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 2: She's never fairy dick mother. Another title.

1033
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for popping off our second season

1034
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 3: with one of the best.

1035
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: We will catch up.

1036
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 3: We will have another episode obviously in episodes after that,

1037
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 3: and so thank you for all that you do for us.

1038
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: Thank you for showing up to work sick. We had.

1039
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 3: We had to get the people that I had to

1040
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 3: get this to them because when I heard it, I said.

1041
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: Everybody got to hear this. Sidney was screaming on the phone.

1042
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: I did, keep in mind, I did give her more

1043
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: detailed explanation of everything.

1044
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: I don't deserve. Okay, but I don't know who's listening

1045
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: to this. I mean it's a guy here.

1046
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe we'll do some more stuff on the Patreon.

1047
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 2: Who knows. Come see us over there?

1048
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, over there?

1049
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 2: All right, Well, this is how we wanted to pop

1050
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 2: off the first one. And we have much much more

1051
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 2: mess for y'all for the next year.

1052
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: And I'm excited to share that with y'all. So you

1053
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: can see our faces while we talk.

1054
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I and I will stay away from the five

1055
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: hour energy shots so that I can be all that

1056
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 3: I can be when I come back to the next episode.

1057
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I believe in your friend.

1058
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 3: Thanks, guys, don't forget to rate review I need more,

1059
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 3: I need more reviews.

1060
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 2: We should already be past two.

1061
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 3: Thousand by now, we're not, So get them up, y'all

1062
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 3: on what Spotify?

1063
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: On? On Spotify and Apple? What y'all doing? What y'all doing?

1064
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: Y'all listening but not type a y y'all.

1065
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: Stay in the.

1066
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 2: Comments for Instagrams and TikTok.

1067
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: So do that work on where where the reviews and

1068
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 3: comments matter?

1069
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, yay, see you next time.

1070
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: Boy. Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a

1071
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast,

1072
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 2: created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston.

1073
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: Executive produce by Olivia Aguilar and Han Sonny, super produced

1074
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: by Becca Ramos, Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

1075
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,280
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1076
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,399
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1077
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,319
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