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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. We wanna

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do your need

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Speaker 2: need to ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarrett. I

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Speaker 1: don't start recording until you do that right turn. If

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Speaker 1: we're in a straight away, start mid block on a

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Speaker 1: straight away. No way, that's bad, Mojoe.

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Speaker 2: There's no motion behind that. What's the word I'm looking for?

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Speaker 1: There's no direction?

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Speaker 2: Propulsion propulsion word?

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Speaker 1: Right? Uh? Uh yeah you got yeah? Vibe shift there's

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Speaker 1: no vibe shift.

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Speaker 2: There's no vibe shift.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I just need to do uh some cookies

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Speaker 1: and a cul de sac because my vibe needs to

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Speaker 1: be you have did I've been on a straightaway all year? No?

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Speaker 2: You gotta rip some donuts.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's why people do that, and the you know,

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Speaker 2: It's very good for you, especially if you're in high school,

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it is. It is therapeutic. I don't remember

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Speaker 2: Oh the first time I got stoned, which was with

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Speaker 2: And then he started just whipping donuts and we It

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Speaker 1: Oh wow. I vividly remember the first time I finally

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Speaker 1: being high. To this day, oh, the sun should be set. Okay,

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Speaker 1: next to me, My dad and stepmother, Genie, No plumes

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Speaker 2: They come to get you.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys. I'm like and to this day he's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Oh you didn't smell the clearly

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and look at him now, he rips bong rips.

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Speaker 2: He knew that he had a future in it somehow.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's your catholic and or anal beads. Just kidding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The point is you can put anything up your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how to get loose?

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Speaker 1: How to get loose?

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Speaker 1: When we first started stand up, Michelle Balloon had the

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Speaker 2: That you that really get you and that you're but

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Speaker 2: You've mentioned a time or two, yes, but.

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Speaker 1: They'll go into a story about Montana or Oregon, and

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Speaker 1: then it's very confusing how many lives I've lived.

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Speaker 2: It would be confusing if this was the eighth episode,

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Speaker 2: but we've been doing this for literally twenty nine years.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming every time we record, it's thousands of new listeners.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean and hello, new listeners all across this globe.

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Speaker 1: Again. My name's Chris. Thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 2: For the first Sharon, I'm also here.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? Ten minutes in you already like us?

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Speaker 2: Isn't it crazy? How much you want to hang out

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Speaker 1: You would not have wanted to do that back when

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Speaker 1: I was Oregon. Chris, Oh, oh, illegal tattooing. I pierced

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Speaker 1: They kept asking me for days, please will you brand

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Speaker 2: Who's brand? Did they get to pick the design? Or

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like some sort of a cross

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Speaker 2: It was like a map.

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Speaker 2: Now equal on all sides. Was he Swiss?

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Speaker 1: It didn't get infected. They were just nice kids. And

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know, I know. Not the scorpions, are you?

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Speaker 1: A large black scorpion that glowed purple in the black

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Speaker 2: They kept as a pet, even though there's no pet

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Speaker 2: like aspects to a scorpion, and it's only a thing

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Speaker 2: that's going get loose at some point, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it stayed in an aquarium. Unless you are arm wrestling.

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Speaker 1: It was inspiration to not let them get your hand down.

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Speaker 1: No scorpion was there.

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Speaker 2: What I know, that's too dangerous.

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Speaker 1: That may be a scene from Over the Top.

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Speaker 2: Filmed in Pedaluma?

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Speaker 1: Is it really?

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Speaker 2: Over the Top was filmed in Pedaluma how and why

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Speaker 2: because we are the risk wrestling capital of the world.

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Speaker 2: And so when he when sliced alone, drove his truck

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Speaker 1: Can we just go back to risk wrest along wrist

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Speaker 1: I lost my train, I thought, thankfully, Karen took a

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Speaker 2: I have to tell you that earlier I got myself

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you, and Elis, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need that that utter taste, that's right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I do Oats can suck it because

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Speaker 1: It's been so many years, but who am I I'm

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Speaker 1: a confused boy, because I'll still eat a block of cheese.

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Speaker 2: You know what's confusing about that?

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Speaker 1: Because that's dairy too. I just haven't had milk for

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Speaker 1: many years. And even in cereal, I'm like, what is

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Speaker 1: this heavy whipping cream?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had non fat milk?

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Speaker 1: Sure, skim a skim I've had skim. My whole life

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Speaker 2: Your mom was a big skim milk. See, we didn't

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Speaker 1: It is not good, Yes, it is not good. I

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Speaker 2: It's like a googurt, but it's more liquid. And they

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Speaker 2: You know, have you ever actually drank milk straight out

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Speaker 1: I've had it squirted in my face jokingly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, terrible prank to play on a on a

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Speaker 1: And they used to have milk delivery, Oh Dale's, like

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Speaker 2: Did he have a uniform? No?

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Speaker 2: Now you do have to understand how much I really

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Speaker 1: Well, I rented a movie and I looked down. I

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Speaker 2: Jokes are fun. Yeah, I always enjoy them.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's okay. I just I It had been

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Speaker 1: Wow? I did? How did you know? And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: That's fucking hilarious though, but we were all, yeah, little kids.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what it is too on top of

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Speaker 2: And he's never had refrigeration in his life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he only had the only thing they kept

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, we're not in reverse.

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Speaker 2: I overreacted that may that lady might be so sorry again,

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Speaker 1: The point is I like Dom Delaware.

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Speaker 2: We all love him, but you don't, I bet you

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Speaker 2: Oh when she so she told my sister this story,

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Speaker 2: today are so fucking together and so unafraid. It feels

442
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 2: to me like and it's so exciting where she just

443
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 2: absolutely just stabbed him in the guts and was like, Okay, bye,

444
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: see you later, I'm gonna drive away. Is a little dramatic.

445
00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically yeah, yeah, being calling an old man a

446
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: bit of a drama queen, and that's really gonna get him.

447
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: It's very accurate, right in the enlarged prostant.

448
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: Right, and I have to get up and be four

449
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 2: times a night.

450
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: Nah, you really got You just made my eureathrow more narrow.

451
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 2: These girls and their powers I have to say. This

452
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: is also total sidebar, not related. But I made a

453
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 2: kind of hilariously terrible mistake today because I was cold

454
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 2: this morning because the weather changed here and now we're

455
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 2: in the low fifties, which is unlivable for us. So

456
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 2: I went and took a bath this morning before I

457
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: went to work, and I was like an hour and

458
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes late for work.

459
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh, because it.

460
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 2: Was so relaxing and it was exactly what I needed.

461
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 2: And I couldn't get out of the bathtub. Calcan took

462
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 2: me all the way away. Yeah, it was the best.

463
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: Then I was like, well, I'm supposed to have two

464
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 2: different meetings. I wasn't there.

465
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, I have trouble relaxing in a hot hot

466
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: tub or a hot tub or just a I don't

467
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 1: like being hot, really, I just don't.

468
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: So what's your most relaxing.

469
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: I love this weather, just like this. Yes, I want

470
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: room temperature, fresh utter milk temperature, not in a bath,

471
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: of course, I want a hot bath.

472
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: I just had a milk bath would be so good

473
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 2: for your skin.

474
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: I'm good for ten minutes and I'm like, get me

475
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: out of this filthy water. Yeah, that's your chill. I've

476
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: even tried to set up like a all watch chill

477
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 1: in an episode or just an a zone in my

478
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: apartment for chilling and scoot the tub over there. And

479
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: I still can't. After all that labor.

480
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 2: You're exhausted and you still can't relax. Yeah, that's the worst.

481
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: But I'm I do like a tub bath, but it's quick.

482
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 2: It's almost like you're gonna dip in there quickly and

483
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: then dip into the shower for the real rants.

484
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

485
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that. I mean I always have to

486
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: shower after I bathe.

487
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: And anytime someone's like, ooh I'm sore, let's go to

488
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: a hot tub as a group, let's sit in the

489
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: water together, I'm not interested.

490
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah I agree, So I just.

491
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: Kind of stand while everyone else does it and I

492
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: watch quietly and masturbate.

493
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: No, well, you were leading us all.

494
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: Up to that topics of conversation for them for the Purves,

495
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: and one of the topics will be, yes, what do

496
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: you guys think would be masturbate? Oh? Dress it?

497
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: No, no, not the hot tub.

498
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: NA. I don't have the energy anyway.

499
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 2: But what is your so like, you know, some people

500
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: would be like, oh, I live a hot I gotta

501
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 2: take a tub or whatever. What would your if you

502
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: were super needing to relax, what would your resting thing?

503
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: Not skateboarding?

504
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: Right?

505
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Or snowboarding?

506
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, I just think I just sleep. I guess

507
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of napping. Okay, I like a good

508
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: nap the restorative properties. Sure, yes, boy, I just don't

509
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: have an answer. I wish I did. What is my

510
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: zen meditative act of like unwinding?

511
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 2: Do you like to do a puzzle? Oh? Making little things?

512
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: I do like, Oh, there's plenty of stuff I can

513
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: do to pass the time, but.

514
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: That's not I guess I was thinking like stuff at

515
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 2: a that would be at a spa, you know, would

516
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: you pick a.

517
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: Uh the pelvic floor adjustment. I just needed to dig

518
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: your elbow into.

519
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 2: That, into your vadge, yeah.

520
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: Right above the badge to the left, right above the hip.

521
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: Dig it in and then we measure with a protractor

522
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: to see if I can get my knee any closer

523
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: to my chest.

524
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: Larry Nassas should not be your doctor, you know that.

525
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: I want to learn the balance beam.

526
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: Can I just ask? And I'm really genuinely sorry to

527
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 2: ask this question. Do men have pelvic floors as well?

528
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: Yes?

529
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 2: They can also have them as justin.

530
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that it's just a different size.

531
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: Just describe it.

532
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: It's tilted sort of at a different angle and slightly

533
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: near the pubic bone. I don't know, I actually don't know.

534
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: I did go to a pelvic floor specialist that oddly

535
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,479
Speaker 1: used to have a podcast with Dave Ross.

536
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

537
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: She is now a pelvic floor doctor. She gave me

538
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: some exercises to help me.

539
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: That girl was molesting you.

540
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: No, no, it was all been strictly business. Baby.

541
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: Wait and was it helpful? Like did you have like

542
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: a muscular reset.

543
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: We talked about And you're gonna say, isn't that just

544
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: for ladies? Also kegel exercises that I can do just

545
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: zeroing in on the problem areas strengthening those muscles hard

546
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: to reach muscles?

547
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: Is your problem area that you don't have a female

548
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: And I.

549
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: Was born without any genitally, I am shiny and bald

550
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: up front, like an unclothed kendle. I eat the exact

551
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: amount of food and drink I need for energy, producing

552
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: no waste. It's a delicate balance. I am not human.

553
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: And this is how we find out. Yes, year twenty.

554
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: Nine, Yes, god, Yes, I uh, there's nothing, man, I'm slate.

555
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: Well then great, adjust that floor.

556
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't helping as much, so I started just

557
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: treating it with medication and I'm good. I'm in a

558
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: good place right now.

559
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: Great.

560
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're good.

561
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 2: Glad to hear it. And have you ever confronted that

562
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: doctor that didn't help you?

563
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: Uh? No, like an aggressive way we have unfinished I'm

564
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: mad at you. I wasn't mad.

565
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: I just like you did your best, like Dom Delauise

566
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: just get right up in her face.

567
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

568
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Wait, wasn't his son in the news, Peter Delouise, Yes,

569
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: Peter Delowise was on twenty one Jump Street someone.

570
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that was him. Yeah, he's like a nice

571
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: married to someone's friend. I thought maybe it was you

572
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: and not. Apparently it's a good guy.

573
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: Oh good, that's nice to hear because I always like that.

574
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd want to know about you want to imagine

575
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: John Ritter's kid and Dom Delouise's kid, and I don't know.

576
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: If Susan Summer's kid.

577
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, just all of them hanging out like our parents. Huh,

578
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: what a wild time.

579
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: What a nutso situation?

580
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: And this is yeah, yeah, it's Uh, it was a

581
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: wild time. It was Yeah. I was my favorite podcast

582
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: that I watched videos of This Aged Well where they

583
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: talk about I've mentioned it before, it's so fun.

584
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 2: It's called this Aged Well.

585
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they talk about movies that shouldn't have been made,

586
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: like soul Man and all. But oh don't want wait

587
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: who a guy that said I sent a message just

588
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: to say I'm such a fan of this good work.

589
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: He said, oh, thanks, Do you remember I opened for

590
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: you in Indianapolis? And I'm like, I don't. I didn't

591
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: look at his face. I just was you know. They

592
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: just re edit old movies and he kind of tells

593
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,239
Speaker 1: the story of the movie. I'd never watched Breakfast at

594
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: Tiffany's before, and he kind of recaps it, but also

595
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: just really funny riffs and jokes. It's kind of like

596
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: Mystery Science Theater, but you're just listening to the audio.

597
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: It's great. But the last movie they did was like

598
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: Kipple Kipple, Something's Tribe.

599
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 2: It has oh click Tribe.

600
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I watched a lot of it. It

601
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: is unbelievable that it was made nineteen ninety eight. Was

602
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: not that if you're if You're if You're terrified by

603
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: right now about the racism and homophobia and all among

604
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: many other things which we're going to get into. I'm

605
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: going to recite some of the Epstein feeble say in

606
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: a moment, we are in a better place when you

607
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: consider nineteen ninety eight, they openly made a movie where

608
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: Richard Dreyfuss was a you know.

609
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: An African tribe member.

610
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: A professor looking for tenure, and he wanted to get

611
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: a grant, and that grant needed to have proof of

612
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:53,239
Speaker 1: hanging out with a tribe in New Guinea, and he

613
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: didn't have that, or the tribe that he did hang

614
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: out with was already established. So he made he put

615
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: his children in makeup, black face makeup.

616
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: Some call it black face. Yeah.

617
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: His older daughter was Natasha Leone. She's in it. Lily

618
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: Tomlin is also. It's got all the people you love. Yeah,

619
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: and it is unbelievable that it was made. They went

620
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: through the hole, they wrote it, they read it, They're like,

621
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: this is fine.

622
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: Are the jokes? Like? Is it painful?

623
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 1: It is? I have it, yes, yeah, but only because

624
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: of the subjects.

625
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 2: You're like, no, it's so funny.

626
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: It's no, the jokes could be great, but it's like

627
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: if you're if you're dressing up white kids and black

628
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: face and face makeup and a garaskar, and he made backgrounds.

629
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: So he turned his living room into what looked like,

630
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,239
Speaker 1: you know, huts, yeah, and dirt floor. It's insane that

631
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: they did that. They shot it, they edited it well.

632
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: I remember seeing the billboard for it in nineteen ninety

633
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: eight driving around Los Angeles coming down. It was the

634
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: those you know, the patch of billboards that's on highlight

635
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: to pass the Hollywood Bowl when you're coming into like

636
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: the city, and I was just like, look, we all

637
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: looked up at him, like, holy shit, what are they doing? Right?

638
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: There are some things that actually trance grassed what's the word?

639
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: They broke through from just the toxicity of that time

640
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: to be like even worse than the average toxic, horrible

641
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: thing right back and back when oh, everyone has to

642
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: be so PC that Richard Dreyfus can't dress up like

643
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: an African tribe member, where we're like, seriously, this is

644
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 2: we have to have this argument.

645
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's why and all these people like I can't.

646
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: Lily Tomblin, it's the best. She's been a protesting advocate

647
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: for so many good things. I love Lily Tom. Sure

648
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: she must not have read, oh great, I'll come in

649
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: for my scenes. I've read those. Don't tell me anything

650
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: about the movie. It's bad luck for my performance.

651
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 2: But she's also ultimately from the sixties, so like she

652
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: got steeped in room temperature cow's milk that was always

653
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: kind of rotten. So then it's like everything's a little bit.

654
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 2: You know, she's probably like, well, it's a comment on

655
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: and it's we're all such good people and all the

656
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 2: stuff that like people thought got you out of racism

657
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: back then. Yeah, yeah, or like we're an excuse of

658
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 2: like but it's funny, and it's like it isn't funny.

659
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: No, they yeah, maybe back then they thought, oh, it's

660
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: just edgy because some things get lucky. And it's like, wow,

661
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: that still works. But man, not that. No, it's insane.

662
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 1: It's insane.

663
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: That's so crazy. But but you know it's crazier the

664
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: Epstein Files. Let's get into it. Sure this is going

665
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: to become kind of an Epstein coverage podcast.

666
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm listening all the people I know not okay,

667
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know anymore. It is just it's when something

668
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: is it's so bad the details. I feel like I've

669
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: become one of these tinfoil hat Early Alex Jones when

670
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: he was talking about aliens and stuff like QAnon people

671
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: were the ones saying, oh, there's a cabal of billionaire pedophiles.

672
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 2: It's like, what do you Menochrome and all those.

673
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: Yes, are you get out of here? So to read

674
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: this and see that it's even worse and I don't,

675
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: it's hard, very hard for me to believe in some

676
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: of it. I'm like, Okay, I'm going to need to

677
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: see more sources. I feel like everything is so backwards,

678
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: and now those exact Quanon people are like, no, this

679
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: is all made up. Yeah, it is such an interesting

680
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: flip and it has captured my interest well.

681
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: And also that's terrible word, that flip. I mean, how

682
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: can it not though, because it's like, these are the

683
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: worst things in the world and they're all just sitting

684
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 2: in this file, which means all the people that you

685
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 2: know redacted those files and made those decisions around those files,

686
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: have known all of this horrible shit, including how bought

687
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: and paid for all those people are and it's just

688
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 2: like it's reality affecting. It's so crazy and bad. But

689
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: then also it's so disgusting, and there's people like, because

690
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: you know, I'm addicted to TikTok, there's people on TikTok

691
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 2: that are like, I just noticed this one thing, and

692
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: they're like they're in it all day, every day, and

693
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not good for me.

694
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: No, no, it isn't. No, I set aside a little times,

695
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: call it my hot bath.

696
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 2: There we go. We finally got your answer.

697
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, kick back and relax and read the horror that

698
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,479
Speaker 1: is apparently real life.

699
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: I am. I am enjoying. Though there's that theory that

700
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: he isn't dead. Of course many people think that, and

701
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: especially when he has money, more money than God. Of

702
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 2: course he's not dead. Like that's easy to believe.

703
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: And the picture looks like him. I mean, yes, I

704
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: hate that I've become this conspiracy.

705
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 2: But how can we not At this point, it's like,

706
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: this is a man who was the zellig of politics,

707
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 2: of culture, of like this stuff was going on and

708
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: suddenly Jeffrey Epstein's like, hey, let's change that somehow, and

709
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: it happens, right.

710
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: But it's just changes everything. Like you know, we used

711
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: to be able to just assume you can go into

712
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: a room, and if they're having a flat earthers meeting,

713
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: you could just make fun of them. What if the

714
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: earth is flat? Who knows? Now? Add it to the

715
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: list of surprises. The longer I live on the Earth,

716
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: I don't understand.

717
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 2: Well, let's not take it. Let's not extrapolate from men

718
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: are disgusting to the earth is flat, because I think

719
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: we can stop it before we get there.

720
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: Yes, but you have to become what it is about

721
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: billion I guess once you become a billionaire, that leads

722
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: you to being at least fiscally conservative, cut too. I

723
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: am full on right wing. I am anti abortion because

724
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: you don't want you want to fulfill your new and

725
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: satiable hunger. You want there to be newborn babies because

726
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: you want come in the heat alone. No, drive off

727
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: the edge, drive off the edge, take them right.

728
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: It's very It's also just it's because you can't become

729
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: a billionaire without being a sociopath or a psychopath. We've

730
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 2: all realized that if you are a billionaire, that means

731
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: you steal other people's money, knowingly making other people's lives hellish,

732
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: while you, you know, buy multiple yachts. It doesn't make sense.

733
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: It's there's a disease in the brain, so it makes

734
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 2: it's easy to believe that it's like, well, then a

735
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: person that doesn't care about like paying people five dollars

736
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 2: an hour so that they can have more cars or

737
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 2: so whatever stupid fucking thing it is, that that person

738
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 2: would also be like, oh, I'll try a little baby

739
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: meat if that's if you guys are serving baby I

740
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 2: have my mask on and this eyes wide shut scenario

741
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: and this party I came to, sure, I'll do this

742
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: weird creepy thing.

743
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: I mean, why not, it's catered.

744
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: I have you no morals?

745
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's I just I can't. That's such a

746
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:09,439
Speaker 1: so everyone deep down is it's a serial killer. It's

747
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: just it's anyway, it's domoerresque. Yeah, some of these details,

748
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: and I have trouble believing. And that's why I'm saying,

749
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is so far fetched that I wish

750
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: it was more mild so people would be believing it.

751
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: My fear is that people just aren't believing it because

752
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: it's so unbelievable. I'm like, whoa man, can you make

753
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: it a little more believable?

754
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

755
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, Anyway.

756
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 2: It's bad it's so bad that I saw TikTok this morning.

757
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,959
Speaker 2: I am like wildly addicted to TikTok right now because

758
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 2: it feels like the only place to get information. And

759
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: simultaneously that's happening. But then the reactions to Big Bunny's

760
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:00,240
Speaker 2: performance at halftime, at the halftime show and the people

761
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: that are that are loving it, and you get to

762
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: see those families reacting and when their country, when he

763
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: names their country, they all cheer and they freak out

764
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 2: when they see the woman, like all the different references

765
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 2: that thing was, it's like it's night and day. It's

766
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: like horrible, that's me on TikTok, horrible Epstein stories and

767
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: references and ideas. And then hard cut to a like

768
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: a living room full of people from Uruguay freaking the

769
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: fuck out and crying and being the happiest.

770
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really there's no way to watch that

771
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: and not just feel utter joy being displayed.

772
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also weeping with oh my god. Latino people

773
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: are being absolutely attacked and like the government is treating

774
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: them like fucking criminals and terrorizing them. And then in

775
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: the middle of all that, they get this thing on

776
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl where everyone is watching to celebrate them

777
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 2: and to sell it, like and you know, very few

778
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 2: of us old people, I'll say, are familiar with bad Bunny,

779
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: but like now we all love that guy.

780
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody. Yeah. It was really the just

781
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: and the production, like all the people, those were people

782
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: dressed in foliage outfits running out because right away, I'm like,

783
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: when did they set this up? People waited three hours? No,

784
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: they just all ran out there.

785
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: Everything was so that they were they were just changing

786
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: the little path with the.

787
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: Beautiful do you know that? And then he hands a

788
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: little grammy to the little boy, like what is the

789
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: meaning of this? Why are people falling off of a

790
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: power grid? Apparently, yeah, it's they've like bad power grid there,

791
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: and so there's really sweet references. But they hands the

792
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: grammy to himself as a little boy, and they zoom

793
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: in on that cute kid holding it, and it was

794
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: like really hard not to like get emotional.

795
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I cried. Actually, I was really embarrassed because

796
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: I cried at that part because I think of all

797
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: the little kids my sister teaches, and because she's a

798
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 2: kindergarten teacher and she basically gets kids at the beginning

799
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: of the year. That don't speak English, and by the

800
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: end they're, you know, completely acclimated to school and all that.

801
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 2: And so that just made me think of all the

802
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: pictures of little kids that she sends me of like

803
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: he loves his paper hat today or whatever. It looked

804
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: like exactly like one of those little kids. And then

805
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: did you also see.

806
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: That the kids sleeping on the chair make like I'm

807
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: tired of grown ups party? That was a very specific.

808
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: Because it was a wedding moment, right, Yeah. And then

809
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: the lady that gave him a shot, the lady with

810
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 2: the blonde hair, the older lady owns the last Puerto

811
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 2: Rican social club in New York City. Yeah, everything that,

812
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 2: all of it. Yeah, it was so good.

813
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Talk about googling while watching that thing for the fifth time.

814
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: And when you watch these family reaction videos, they know

815
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: who all the people are, they know all these references,

816
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: so you watch them freak out and then you're like, wait,

817
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 2: what is this and like it's the coolest, Like.

818
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: And that's what was neat about it. It's getting to

819
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: see that, getting to see a story told that we

820
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: don't that wasn't part of our background. And then at

821
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: the same time, I think that's it's these hate people

822
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: that see that and they're like, this isn't it makes

823
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: me uncomfortable because this isn't about my life. I guess, well.

824
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 2: But even then it's not true though. It's like that's

825
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 2: just people. If they're even those people have just been,

826
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: like everything else, led down the primrose path on the

827
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: Internet to believe, Oh well, if my thing isn't represented,

828
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's like that's not true at all.

829
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: Be curious about the world around you in life and

830
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 2: watch it and see what happens, because you don't have

831
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 2: to decide beforehand, and you don't have to come in

832
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: on the side of like it's too late now you're now.

833
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 2: If that's what you're just going to keep doing, you

834
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: are also a pedophile. You're gonna be seen as a

835
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: person who says it's fine to be a pedophile. It's

836
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: not fine to be Puerto Rican. That means there's something

837
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: very wrong with your brain, that's all.

838
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: Or they just don't believe things. I don't know, stop

839
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: drinking the dairy.

840
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: How dare you make that the message of this podcast?

841
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: I just that's the only excuse I can think of,

842
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: is that people don't believe in dairy enough. They just

843
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: don't believe what we're all talking about. Now. That didn't happen,

844
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to verify whether or not. Just

845
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: la la la and they plug their ears.

846
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 2: The only problem is they've already done that for like

847
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: ten years. And the thing about this is they were

848
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 2: the ones demanding that the Epstein files be opened. So

849
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: it's like now they are, and you're gonna go, oh, no,

850
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 2: that's not real. It's like you've done that too many times.

851
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 2: It's too we already got blixkreaged by the FAI news idea.

852
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, yeah, that's actually a manipulation. Now you're going

853
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 2: to do the exact same thing. It's like, it's too late.

854
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 2: It's just like that, don't tread on me. People who

855
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 2: are nowhere to be found when the government is actually terrorizing.

856
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, population, Yeah exactly. Absolutely. Oh, it's there's so

857
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: much irony right now in how things have flipped.

858
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you Bad Bunny.

859
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I liked Bad Bunny during its Saturday Night Live appearance.

860
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: Not that I'm saying I was here first, I don't,

861
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: but I liked him last thing about Yes, I just

862
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: now started liking him during this sentence, catch me up.

863
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 2: Oh there's a girl Scout. I just saw a girl

864
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: Scout delivering Girl Scout cookies.

865
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: I hope that the ice cream man isn't around. There's

866
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: a creepy ice cream truck and there's never any patrons.

867
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: And we saw his face today and he looked a

868
00:46:59,200 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: little like with.

869
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 2: He looked too much like the devil for my taste.

870
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 1: There's not frozen treats in there.

871
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: No, No, there's only evil inside.

872
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: There's shackles.

873
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 2: There's just a bunch of redacted files in there. Don't

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Speaker 2: go over there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're starting to unredact every time you do this.

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Speaker 1: I think you're just curbing up.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, if you want to have a good day, I

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Speaker 1: have a bath. If you don't care about forcing good

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Speaker 1: feelings upon yourself, get into those files.

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Speaker 2: If you want to never have good feelings again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there. Knowledge is torture power. Sorry, what's the saying?

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Speaker 2: Power is superpower.

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Speaker 1: The more you know and then the.

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Speaker 2: Less you epstein have hope.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's uh, it's happening. But things are going

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Speaker 1: to get reaching all time low and you know what

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Speaker 1: that means. You can only go up it's all uphill

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Speaker 1: from here downhill. Which is worse depends on if you're

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Speaker 1: on a bike or not, or.

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Speaker 2: How big your calves are.

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Speaker 1: Yes, here he is, Here, we go. You've been listening

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Speaker 1: to Do you Need a Ride? We're about to start

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Speaker 1: the next episode, Ye Dyan Aar Hong Kong. This has

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Speaker 1: been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth, artwork.

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Speaker 2: By Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.