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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hello, this is Sergeant Jimmy

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Speaker 1: birthday from the police Department. I was looking for Timothy.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, this is timing. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Is everything okay? Well that depends how you define Okay.

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Speaker 1: I have to ask you some questions. Uh sure, sure.

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Speaker 1: How how's the meat meat? I've been cheering a little

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Speaker 1: meat at home. Yeah, I mean it's just a little

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Speaker 1: hobby I got. But and you've been perfecting that meat

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Speaker 1: from the back of a butcher's shop. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything illegal about purchasing meat from

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Speaker 1: a butcher's shop. Well, there is a few things illegal

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Speaker 1: about that when you're purchasing exotic meats from endangered animals. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: All right, now, I didn't know that they were still

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Speaker 1: in any illegal or dotty. I didn't know. I would

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Speaker 1: like to offer myself to go undercover. As long as

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Speaker 1: it keeps me out of trouble and it keeps my

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Speaker 1: family safe, then I want to be involved. Well, since

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Speaker 1: you brought it up, that's an interesting idea, because we

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Speaker 1: have been looking for someone to infiltrate this criminal organization.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for agreeing to do this. I

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Speaker 1: do believe you that you really didn't know exactly what

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Speaker 1: you were getting yourself into. The meats tastes really good.

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Speaker 1: You've eaten some of the meat I did, But just

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Speaker 1: tell me what I have been eating. Please. Well, we

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Speaker 1: believe his name is Chad. I'm hoping that you can

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Speaker 1: draw your own conclusion. Here's what's the Chad. I would

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Speaker 1: say that this particular Chad was about six one two

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Speaker 1: and twenty pounds, sandy brown hair, and apparently had a

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Speaker 1: real zest for life according to his family. No, you're

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Speaker 1: making it sound like Chi was a dude, like Chad was.

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Speaker 1: Chad was a dude. Yes, Chad was a dude, got

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Speaker 1: mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now I guess

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Speaker 1: he's in your refrigerator or wherever you're hanging your meats. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm really in Chad. Yes, sir, I regretfully inform you that, yes,

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Speaker 1: you've been eating Chad. Oh my god, I'm gonna be sick.

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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta call my wife. I gotta tell her,

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell her. Hopefully your wife didn't have any Chad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she did, she did. I gave my watch some chad

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Speaker 1: the other day. I don't know what she's gonna Dona.

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Speaker 1: The bat's gonna she's gonna divorce me. Well, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of funny that he says. It's kind of like she's

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Speaker 1: divorcing you for another man. I'm sorry about time for

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Speaker 1: a joke, Officer, Jimmy birthday. You can't stop with a

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Speaker 1: joke sometimes, Dan, I don't know if this is a

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Speaker 1: time pershumor. Well, at this point, I don't think you're

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Speaker 1: an accomplice. I've just got a few more questions for you,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll discuss some options as far as maybe

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Speaker 1: going undercover, seeing if you can take them down, or

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Speaker 1: testifying anything like that. Give me the question, let's just

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Speaker 1: get this over with. When you served the chad, what

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Speaker 1: sort of dipping sauce did you use? It's not as sauce.

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Speaker 1: We put the spices on the outside and roll chat

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Speaker 1: in salt and pepper and garlic, cayenne, pepperrica any horse

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Speaker 1: radish on chat at all? Because Yad, I swear we

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Speaker 1: didn't put any horsehradish on chad. Oh okay, Well, I

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Speaker 1: was just wondering for myself because it sounds actually a

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Speaker 1: delish the way that you described preparing Chad, I thought

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Speaker 1: was some horse hradis on the side. Might even forget

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Speaker 1: that I'm eating human you know what I mean? Sounds good?

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Speaker 1: I was. I don't know if this is really good

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Speaker 1: time for jokes. I just found up that I've been

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Speaker 1: eating a chat and Okay, no, I think Chad's coming up. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you know that this is a fun

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Speaker 1: prank and it's actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your wife Canda set

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Speaker 1: you up. What do you still feel, Sickney? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Right? Your wife said that you're taking up

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Speaker 1: a new hobby of carrying meat, so we figured we'd

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Speaker 1: call you and tell you that you got the most

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Speaker 1: exotic meat of all Chad. Yeah, I was freaking out.

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Speaker 1: I'm over here trying to stick my fingers down. Must

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Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't waste good, Chad, dude. The Jewels

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