Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't believe this. Where are we?
Speaker 2: How did we get here? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Although I thought you were actually like.
Speaker 2: No, I literally am gaged though, I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, first of all, welcome back to this
Speaker 3: episode of Emergency. I always say that, welcome back to
Speaker 3: this episode. Welcome to this episode.
Speaker 4: So you might have seen what happened last week because
Speaker 4: that song is a fucking class dad.
Speaker 2: I love that. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh wow, that hurts trap so old. Gotta
Speaker 2: run out the house before the roof fall on me.
Speaker 4: I kept seeing that comment, what song is that from?
Speaker 2: It's Laser Laserdim, Like when I was like like talking
Speaker 2: about him in like a few episodes before. I mean
Speaker 2: I was talking about him a bunch before. But then
Speaker 2: I saw someone like make an edit to that song
Speaker 2: and they were like, this crossover is like horrifying, Like
Speaker 2: this should not this should have never happened. But no,
Speaker 2: shout out Laserdim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, shout out Laser Dam and also shout out
Speaker 3: TMG because we have a studio.
Speaker 4: Now what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And yeah, I like literally don't know what to say
Speaker 3: about it. I mean it's about damn time. Like we've
Speaker 3: been in that damn kitchen that.
Speaker 2: Damn so long and we finally have our kitchen back, y'all.
Speaker 2: It's so great, Like it's gonna be a movie where
Speaker 2: I was literally last night, I was like, damn, we
Speaker 2: gotta start cooking again. And yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that doesn't even fucking sound like that fucking all you
Speaker 2: would ever do.
Speaker 3: Also, like I could imagine me cooking because like it's
Speaker 3: in my DNA as a woman, but I can.
Speaker 2: Period period, Yeah, like serve me.
Speaker 4: You don't even eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like be submissive, like just in general, like women
Speaker 2: should just be submissive in general, Like that's what the
Speaker 2: Bible says or whatever. I've been I've been reading the
Speaker 2: Bible a lot. But no, I I broke my fucking
Speaker 2: note or my neck because the roof decided to target
Speaker 2: my head and my head only.
Speaker 4: It happens when you're a good person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, no, wait, that was very manly of me,
Speaker 2: Like that was giving, like bring back real men, Like
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: You didn't like shove your head in front of mine
Speaker 3: to make sure you weren't damage. Also to clarify my
Speaker 3: neck when I went to the hospital after that, they
Speaker 3: were like, oh my god, everything about you is so straight.
Speaker 3: Your spine is straight, your soul is straight, your your.
Speaker 4: Mind is straight.
Speaker 3: So I don't need a neck brace to like keep
Speaker 3: my head up because I'm a warrior in this life
Speaker 3: and my head is always up.
Speaker 2: And drew absolutely.
Speaker 4: They were like, okay, so not only is your neck not.
Speaker 3: Straight, they were just looking at him and they were like,
Speaker 3: I can see something here.
Speaker 2: Seriously sinister, and something is very dark. No that's not true.
Speaker 2: I'm straight.
Speaker 4: Wait, god, have you made sure these are like actually,
Speaker 4: are they recording? Can you hurry? You're like moving slow
Speaker 4: as far? Oh my god, so embarrassing. Don't But I
Speaker 4: didn't say touch it. I said, did we do a
Speaker 4: my check? I don't even know why. You're like, you're
Speaker 4: covering me.
Speaker 2: It's this, it's this.
Speaker 5: My hearing's gone. And I'm drunk too.
Speaker 4: Why would you be drunk? You can barely walk. Don't
Speaker 4: get go go just go like move faster, like move today.
Speaker 2: I smelled the alcohol on him.
Speaker 4: I know he reaped.
Speaker 2: I smelled it.
Speaker 3: I think those are the clothes that he got crushed
Speaker 3: too randomly randomly.
Speaker 2: He's been wearing the same clothes for a few days. Also,
Speaker 2: this just came to my mind.
Speaker 3: I saw this clip and somebody tagged me in it,
Speaker 3: and it was like, I can't stand when podcasters are like,
Speaker 3: all right, what time were we at?
Speaker 2: Yeah? To get them literally, but we do a good
Speaker 2: job at cutting it out. We cut it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we cut it out.
Speaker 4: Also, it was funny because one of the top comments.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, just yeah, it just fell. It just fell.
Speaker 4: If your body is going to fall on the floor,
Speaker 4: be silent.
Speaker 5: Well I need the crutches because both of my legs
Speaker 5: are broken, So that's okay.
Speaker 4: Was that that? Does that have anything to do with you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's how I was thinking. I was like, why are
Speaker 4: you telling us that?
Speaker 2: But it's somebody Wait, we got a studio, Like look
Speaker 2: where we are.
Speaker 3: It's like so funny because it's like I deserve this,
Speaker 3: So it's like, how grateful can I be when it's nerving?
Speaker 2: We worked very hard. We worked very hard, and you
Speaker 2: better be fucking excited. If you're not excited, I will
Speaker 2: find I literally don't.
Speaker 3: Want to fucking hear about it. If you have comments,
Speaker 3: you should go to your journal.
Speaker 2: I write it down.
Speaker 3: Therapist challenge, But Yeah, it's super exciting.
Speaker 4: It is funny. Now we have to actually leave the
Speaker 4: house for work, which was.
Speaker 2: A struggle this morning, and you yelled at me when
Speaker 2: I woke her up.
Speaker 4: Hey look at me.
Speaker 3: No wait, can you actually move away?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you put a fucking mirror in
Speaker 2: my thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well you have to be useful.
Speaker 2: To me somehow, dude. I could feel it, like literally
Speaker 2: cutting my neck, like the there's like can you see? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: But that's how I know you're not a giving person
Speaker 3: is because you're already like putting on me, like you
Speaker 3: want to help me, but you don't because you're putting
Speaker 3: it on me, then why offer help?
Speaker 2: No, this is fucking crazy. I'm just used. I'm just used, used, use,
Speaker 2: use used. But anyways, we got that out of the way.
Speaker 2: Let's like tap into the episode and just like go in.
Speaker 2: Let's just go in. Okay. So something I've been thinking
Speaker 2: about a lot recently. So we know, like we had
Speaker 2: the zandemic and now we're going through like the ozempic demic, ozendemic,
Speaker 2: ozendimpic o zendaya dimpo pandemic. But what no one's fucking
Speaker 2: talking about is ozembic babies. They're gonna be hella ozembic babies.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if we did the research in
Speaker 2: the study on like acutane babies.
Speaker 3: Also, I just realized I have my my lean dou cup,
Speaker 3: Like I don't have my double cup right now, but
Speaker 3: I did drink funch.
Speaker 2: Cleen to like ease myne anxieties so you can sleep
Speaker 2: a little bit better on set. No, like think about
Speaker 2: like ozmpic babies, Like that's a thing, like you know,
Speaker 2: like zekeaviris babies when their heads get really small, Like
Speaker 2: I'm imagining like them all coming out like hella premature
Speaker 2: and tiny.
Speaker 4: Well, is it like kind of gonna be similar to
Speaker 4: acutane babies.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I just
Speaker 2: know something seriously is gonna Okay.
Speaker 4: So you're not a doctor and you're making assumptions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so none of Like see you always sit on
Speaker 3: this fucking podcast and you're like, oh, I just have
Speaker 3: this bad thing where I just take information from TikTok.
Speaker 4: That's me with you.
Speaker 3: You just say things to me, address them as facts,
Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna go and be the idiot with
Speaker 3: other friends and be.
Speaker 4: Like did y'all hear about the Ozmpic babies, Like who
Speaker 4: knows what's gonna happen to them?
Speaker 2: No, Like I'm a class act misinformation spreader, Like that's
Speaker 2: like my whole gig, Like we know this, but no, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is strictly theory. Like I have theories. Where do
Speaker 2: I take my.
Speaker 3: Mean, when I'm making a TikTok and I'm scared of
Speaker 3: getting into a legal battle, so I said, allegedlygedly, allegedly, well, I.
Speaker 4: Had a George Harrison moment last night.
Speaker 3: So if y'all don't know, I'm somebody who I recently,
Speaker 3: in the past six months found out or like I
Speaker 3: guess now it's been a year. I'm at my year
Speaker 3: anniversary of finding out that George Harrison was.
Speaker 4: In the Beatles.
Speaker 2: She like listened to George Harrison and actively while she
Speaker 2: was listening to George Harrison, she was like, fuck the Beatles.
Speaker 2: I don't want nothing to do with the fucking Beatles.
Speaker 2: Fuck them. They're evil, They're wicked. Meanwhile, she was listening
Speaker 2: to the Beatles.
Speaker 4: I was listening to the Beatles, the Beatle.
Speaker 3: But last night I was on TikTok and I saw
Speaker 3: a clip from like the ABBA like hologram thing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, Hologram.
Speaker 4: You don't know about that. They do a crazy hologram concert.
Speaker 3: It's like a full concert and they have like AI
Speaker 3: or I don't know how the fuck they get them
Speaker 3: to talk, I whatever. So, but this is where my
Speaker 3: brain was at first. I was like, how are they
Speaker 3: talking about twenty twenty four? Like all those bitches are dead?
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 3: I thought all of ABBA was dead or something. They
Speaker 3: just don't want to work anymore.
Speaker 2: All of them are alive.
Speaker 5: Oh they're alive.
Speaker 4: Yes, I looked it up and they're all alive.
Speaker 3: Because I looked up living ABBA members and then it
Speaker 3: was like one of them is still performing.
Speaker 4: The others like just choose not to. And I was like,
Speaker 4: oh what.
Speaker 3: And I clicked this other thing and it said all
Speaker 3: of them, all of them are like seventy one, which
Speaker 3: obviously like also like I mean, you don't got to
Speaker 3: get up in like, no, we gotta.
Speaker 2: Make the geriatric people perform. I'm tired of people stealing
Speaker 2: all of my social security and just sitting and rotting away.
Speaker 4: I would say, I don't know if ABBA needs your money.
Speaker 2: They took all of my social security, specifically Abba. I
Speaker 2: know it like I'm targeting there, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they were all dead at least you
Speaker 3: kind of you not knowing that makes me feel good
Speaker 3: and you too, so I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 4: The only one.
Speaker 2: Wait oh wait was that your moment?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my moment I thought all was dead.
Speaker 2: Oh we're dumb as fuck too, because I genuinely thought
Speaker 2: they were dead. I just like literally found out about
Speaker 2: Abba like two days ago. Like I don't even know
Speaker 2: I've known about you.
Speaker 5: Guys should do a hologram of emergency or come up
Speaker 5: the hologram of Drew should be straight for.
Speaker 4: The It's not possible A. I can only go so far.
Speaker 5: It like, I'm over here now if you want to
Speaker 5: hit me?
Speaker 4: Are you gonna hit him?
Speaker 5: Oh? Just one? Okay, I'm dying.
Speaker 3: Well now now that we're with TMG, we have to
Speaker 3: watch home often. That's the only thing that's going to
Speaker 3: change is we can't hit Kai as often.
Speaker 2: I did Viola.
Speaker 5: I paid off the producer so he wants we can
Speaker 5: hit you. Yeah, I paid him.
Speaker 2: I have to pay him them off to be hit.
Speaker 5: I don't know. That's something I have to work out
Speaker 5: on therapy. But drew. As long as you know that
Speaker 5: you're good, you can hit me as much as you want.
Speaker 2: I will never forget you. I'll never forget the first
Speaker 2: time we hit you. Like the clip went like kind
Speaker 2: of not everywhere, but like it got like a lot
Speaker 2: of attention, and like it reached the other side of
Speaker 2: the internet that like have no idea who the fuck
Speaker 2: we are, and they were like, oh my god, like wait,
Speaker 2: why is everybody acting like this is normal? And then
Speaker 2: all of our like viewers were like in the comments
Speaker 2: being like, well, like he deserves it, like yeah, he
Speaker 2: hits him, it's not that deep. And he was like
Speaker 2: so his boss hits him all the time, like and
Speaker 2: it was just like so funny.
Speaker 5: I remembered I commented I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 5: And then people were like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 5: the guy that got hit. And then people were like
Speaker 5: how do you feel about this? Like and there was
Speaker 5: a moment where I legitimately could have become like a
Speaker 5: martyr for men's rights.
Speaker 3: But instead you were like, wait, no, I met I
Speaker 3: felt bad for my boss.
Speaker 2: Now yeah, anyways, uh, water speakers y'all know. Anyway, So
Speaker 2: water speakers y'all know, Like dear and vine Era. There
Speaker 2: were these like fucking speakers and if you know, you know,
Speaker 2: will insert a video of them playing like fucking usher
Speaker 2: or some shit, like they are the most magical things.
Speaker 2: I think that they entranced an entire generation, like they were,
Speaker 2: like I don't think I.
Speaker 4: Ever have seen one in real life.
Speaker 2: I got a pair. I literally ordered them, and it
Speaker 2: was like eighty dollars for those speakers, and then I
Speaker 2: found them in main Event. No no, no, like literally like
Speaker 2: six years later, I found them in main Event like
Speaker 2: an arcade that like for like five hundred tickets, which
Speaker 2: is like the equivalent of like sixty cents, like literally,
Speaker 2: but the way those like I think, actually shifted something
Speaker 2: in reality, like genuinely, like I feel like that was
Speaker 2: when like we all got consciousness, was when water speakers
Speaker 2: like first became a thing. Damn, Like I just can't
Speaker 2: fucking say shit, like this is crazy. I just like say,
Speaker 2: I was trying.
Speaker 3: To think of what like water speakers have been in
Speaker 3: my life, and I think I've seen one video of
Speaker 3: them ever.
Speaker 2: So I think you might just like was I in
Speaker 2: a bubble?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You just like talking.
Speaker 5: Boll Wait, how old were you when those came out
Speaker 5: like three or four.
Speaker 2: Wap, I think you're older. If you saw a video
Speaker 2: of them online, yeah, debit like six or seven. But
Speaker 2: it was like two thousand and what like twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen when they were really making waves. What is Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like seven.
Speaker 4: Wait, seventeen is that the mouth we're doing?
Speaker 2: I'm fourteen, I've been fourteen. I stayed fourteen. Forever, forever fourteen, y'all.
Speaker 3: Challenge is that like a thing people say, like.
Speaker 2: I'm forever fourteen. No, it's like when people die, they
Speaker 2: like are like solidified, like forever twenty seven or whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about joining the twenty seven club this year,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, for next year or in ten years.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: I did join the twenty seven club.
Speaker 4: Killed you like you were really late for your registration?
Speaker 5: Oh shit, wait, what's the date?
Speaker 2: Back a long time ago registration? Oh look, there's water
Speaker 2: speakers here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm saying like I don't know that what those do
Speaker 4: for me?
Speaker 3: Like I think you might be in your hyperfixation, like
Speaker 3: you saying that what you just said would be the
Speaker 3: equivalent of you being like everybody was obsessed with coral reefs.
Speaker 4: We all know that.
Speaker 2: I mean they were It's like your special fixation. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yah, which is why I love you. Someone. I
Speaker 2: had a coral reef and I put thousands of dollars
Speaker 2: of money that I should not have been spending when
Speaker 2: I was like in high school into my coral reef.
Speaker 2: And it was around this same time we were doing
Speaker 2: the P word tour, the tour that won't be named,
Speaker 2: and I had like a group of buddies that I
Speaker 2: would do like coral reefs with. Right, Well, I went
Speaker 2: away on tour one weekend and I came back or
Speaker 2: I got a call from my mom freaking the fuck out,
Speaker 2: and she was like collapsing, the tank is collapsing. And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you're exaggerating, and then she facetimed
Speaker 2: me and like literally the water was like cloudy. It
Speaker 2: apparently stank like it was like death. It was like
Speaker 2: necrotic flesh floating around in the water. It was like
Speaker 2: fucking crazy, and I was like, how did this happen?
Speaker 2: I checked the water parameters like literally two days ago,
Speaker 2: Like this is like a full tank collapse, Like this
Speaker 2: is impossible unless copper is intro fuck you, unless copper
Speaker 2: is introduced into the system. Why was there like extreme
Speaker 2: levels of copper? No dead ass, Like it was like
Speaker 2: it completely collapsed. And I think one of my fucking
Speaker 2: opts got jealous of my tank and they dropped like a.
Speaker 4: Couple of pennies there and threw a penny in there.
Speaker 2: Like probably, but it was in the sump and like
Speaker 2: no one knows, no one knows.
Speaker 4: But in the sump. What the fuck is the sum?
Speaker 2: It's like the filtration system you put like algae and
Speaker 2: like rocks.
Speaker 3: Most I know about fish tanks is I'm not kidding
Speaker 3: from that Nemo scene that is the most. And I
Speaker 3: only know that those things because we just watched Nemo
Speaker 3: when he's like getting in the filter and stopping it
Speaker 3: from like moving the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, that is like literally a masterpiece. Like did
Speaker 2: we even talk about that truly? Like how good that
Speaker 2: movie actually is?
Speaker 3: No, but I think we might be, like actually two
Speaker 3: decades late to talking about.
Speaker 2: It didn't win any awards.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I can I can't imagine.
Speaker 5: I feel like it won an Oscar or something.
Speaker 4: Nemo winning an Oscar.
Speaker 5: Oh it won for best sex Scene?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, what they didn't find that?
Speaker 2: I mean, we're talking aboutit.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's an oscar for that.
Speaker 2: I think we're talking about different movies. Yeah, multi billion
Speaker 2: dollar damn deal.
Speaker 4: What what are you looking up?
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't fucking know. I'm using my phone now.
Speaker 2: I'm still not over ozembic babies, Like we kind of
Speaker 2: like flew past that. Like there's the Zekera virus.
Speaker 3: People more people getting pregnant because of ozembic, Like I
Speaker 3: saw that it was increasing the risk of getting pregnant,
Speaker 3: which yes, I do believe that being pregnant is a risk,
Speaker 3: and that's why it is a risk to your life.
Speaker 5: Get diagnosed with it.
Speaker 3: Like, I feel bad A lot of the people I
Speaker 3: know in my life are going to be diagnosed with pregnancy,
Speaker 3: and it actually makes me so sad. I just don't
Speaker 3: Like I've said this so many times. Also, I don't
Speaker 3: think anybody watches this and it's like, oh, I can't
Speaker 3: wait for her to be a mother. No one has
Speaker 3: ever had that mother.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for you to be mother. I can't
Speaker 5: wait for me to be a daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh period. You know what's actually fucking crazy is Mother's
Speaker 2: Day was yesterday and I only got like a couple
Speaker 2: thousand Happy Mother's Day like dms and comments and like
Speaker 2: posts and shit, which was like, actually, like kind of
Speaker 2: fucked up because I'm mother to like a lot of
Speaker 2: you bitches out there.
Speaker 4: And like, no way anyone said anything to you.
Speaker 2: They'll come back around on Father's Day for us, Kyle,
Speaker 2: They'll say Daddy's Daddy's Day. Oh, we all are fucking discussed.
Speaker 2: I'm giving daddy.
Speaker 5: You should make milks Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, it's a callback. Actually no, fuck that. Wait
Speaker 2: and yet they should make milks Day.
Speaker 4: Oh wait for me?
Speaker 5: Okay, well I literally just made that joke. So wait
Speaker 5: what I just made that joke.
Speaker 2: I think you're hallucinating because your fucking head got hit kai,
Speaker 2: I think you're over.
Speaker 5: Both of my eyes got gouged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we need to talk about people who do
Speaker 3: squirrel like skydiving.
Speaker 4: I made a list because this was pissing me off.
Speaker 3: Yes, today, surfing is also so annoying to me, Like
Speaker 3: I think part of that comes from envy because I
Speaker 3: wish I could surf, but also like bitch swear like
Speaker 3: you're more like I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've been surfing before, I've never been over. I got
Speaker 2: sand in my wet suit, and it literally felt like
Speaker 2: it was like, okay, there's like this Gerald Texas tornado.
Speaker 2: It was like one of the most evil tornadoes ever
Speaker 2: and it literally like with sand blasting people's skin off.
Speaker 2: Like sorry, that's like really graphic, but that's literally what
Speaker 2: was happening. That's what was happening to my fucking foot
Speaker 2: with the sand in my wet suit. It was over
Speaker 2: how old are you? Like ten? Like twelve? I would
Speaker 2: pay money to see a video of your there's a video,
Speaker 2: there's pictures of it. It was like my Facebook banner
Speaker 2: for so long because I felt you were you felt
Speaker 2: like so I felt so fucking cool because I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: surf like and that was like me.
Speaker 3: Also, you're from like a landlocked state, so we're also,
Speaker 3: first of all, just amazed you were near water exactly like.
Speaker 2: Not Late Grandberry, which has like brain eating Amiba's in it,
Speaker 2: like trying to.
Speaker 4: Say you had me jump in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did jump and you got water up your nose,
Speaker 2: Like that's probably what's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: Surprised. So, not only do we have a new studio
Speaker 2: and a set.
Speaker 4: But we have made out.
Speaker 2: We want to apologize in advance because it is very,
Speaker 2: very limited quantity. We know it's gonna make some of
Speaker 2: y'all mad, but.
Speaker 3: We will be doing our usual anniversary restock. We just
Speaker 3: had some cute little designs we wanted to get out
Speaker 3: to y'all in the meantime. So don't fret, don't fret, but.
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Speaker 2: You can go pick it up literally right at this
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Speaker 2: this piece. I love this one. Oh my god, oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 4: Who thought of that love ist design?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: What a genius.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, y'all.
Speaker 4: Squirrel jumping suits piss me off, Like why are you
Speaker 4: just jump like that? Just pisses me off. Surfing pisses
Speaker 4: me off.
Speaker 3: And then the one where people put the fans on
Speaker 3: their back and they like, what is that called?
Speaker 2: Like, you're doing too much para what like paragliding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, paragliding? Is it called paragliding? What is that called?
Speaker 2: The big fan backpack.
Speaker 4: Parachute?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck that's called.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking called I'm doing too fucking much and
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 1: To go home.
Speaker 2: It's so dinky. I know someone that's like getting like
Speaker 2: training to do that, And how are you trying to
Speaker 2: do that? I think you literally have to have like
Speaker 2: a pilot's license. Low key, but I could be spreading misinformation.
Speaker 5: But it's called powered paragliding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that ship. No, I will defend that because
Speaker 2: it it gives funny. It's like goofy. It is so funny. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have to take this off because it's literally like
Speaker 2: actually cutting my throat, like I'm gonna have a line.
Speaker 4: Oh, your neck is red? Do you want me to
Speaker 4: rub it for you?
Speaker 2: Is it red? Actually? Also, I was overheating in that.
Speaker 2: You need that I have fever. Look at that.
Speaker 4: That is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Okay, imagine this like hypothesis or whatever?
Speaker 4: The fuck?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 4: What is the card?
Speaker 2: I'm cure my neck and arm are I'm broken? I
Speaker 2: did break my collar bone before permanently deformed me.
Speaker 4: Well I've never broken a bone because some people like
Speaker 4: me have integrity.
Speaker 5: Well, I popped my prostate when the ceiling fell on me.
Speaker 5: So what I popped my prostate?
Speaker 2: No, that was me.
Speaker 4: You had a pre popped p is fucking embarrassing. Imagine this.
Speaker 4: You go on a date with somebody like everything.
Speaker 2: It goes great. Everything's going good.
Speaker 3: Everything is so amazing, same humor, same music taste.
Speaker 4: Like you heard.
Speaker 3: Their families are like a little fucked up, just like yours,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh my god, we can connect. But
Speaker 3: they still have a good relationship with their family because
Speaker 3: they're like they've just seen it through and like whatever.
Speaker 4: All the things that make a partner your dream partner.
Speaker 3: Then you go, you date them for like two three months,
Speaker 3: it's going amazing. You're like, oh my god, I just
Speaker 3: found my lifetime partner. They're like, oh, we should go
Speaker 3: on a fun date. Like I have this thing I
Speaker 3: really like doing. I haven't told you because I was
Speaker 3: a little embarrassed, And in your head you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: what's the embarrassing thing? Like fucking acts, throwing, I don't know,
Speaker 3: some other embarrassing thing that someone shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 2: List of things people shouldn't be doing, murder.
Speaker 3: You go to a date and you see this motherfucker
Speaker 3: already pre prepped in this. I'm not kidding. I think
Speaker 3: I would turn around. I wouldn't be able to hide
Speaker 3: my laughter. Also, really, you're not paying me to get
Speaker 3: in that. I'm not getting in that.
Speaker 2: I like, I feel like that would be like so
Speaker 2: right up your alley, like minus the out Oh wow, No,
Speaker 2: like that gives you like that's like your outfits. That
Speaker 2: is not my vibe. That looks like you ever said
Speaker 2: to me. That is not my vine.
Speaker 4: I just gave a whole hypothetical about how this is
Speaker 4: my nightman.
Speaker 2: You're like, wait, that's literally right up your hand. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I get it, But like I I would love it personally,
Speaker 2: it is that my alley. I'm gonna hit you in
Speaker 2: that what I literally would It looks stupid. If I
Speaker 2: saw you in that, I'd beat your eyes.
Speaker 3: I'd rip the wings off of the fan, like the
Speaker 3: blades off of it and sort of smacking you with it.
Speaker 4: But that is my nightmare, and I don't know. Yesterday
Speaker 4: it was actually pissing me off because I can't believe, like,
Speaker 4: get I agree the squirrel suits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say I'd rather see a motherfucker jump
Speaker 3: out of a plane in a squirrel suit and be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's my bay.
Speaker 4: They're crazy it.
Speaker 2: Is Wait wait, actually I do kind of agree, like
Speaker 2: comparing the two, like the squirrel shoots are kind of
Speaker 2: like cunty, like like damn, Like this is like action packed,
Speaker 2: but that is like also my head.
Speaker 3: You can't get more than like four feet off the
Speaker 3: ground with that. I don't think I've ever seen a video.
Speaker 5: I've seen a video of a guy that goes to McDonald's.
Speaker 2: He literally like actually goes.
Speaker 5: And he flies into the fucking clouds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like it, They like literally travel around and.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm actually so confused. I don't know if I've
Speaker 3: seen a video of them moving. Actually the only video
Speaker 3: I've seen him and.
Speaker 4: This is fucked up as a guy falling from the
Speaker 4: sky in it.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah, yeah, there was a video of he knocks
Speaker 2: the wind out of it broke his neck, but I
Speaker 2: can relate. You have not broken your neck.
Speaker 4: Oh the bungee in that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like you're telling me that you're saying this,
Speaker 3: and you're like it looks like me.
Speaker 2: That mean to myself, Like, no, this is humiliating, true
Speaker 2: arriving to that I'm writing a movie. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: me pulling up to date.
Speaker 4: Like, no, they don't get high enough for this.
Speaker 5: Time flying into the parking lot of equinos.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no, it's really.
Speaker 2: No, they go up. They get high as fuck. That
Speaker 2: wasn't a good example they like get.
Speaker 3: Higher like an over exaggerated swing, which is also an
Speaker 3: ika mine swings.
Speaker 4: Men shouldn't be on swings.
Speaker 5: I agree, there's nothing there's nothing sexy to you about
Speaker 5: seeing a man be free and fly to like that
Speaker 5: couldn't weightless?
Speaker 2: No, Like we need to bring back real men, like
Speaker 2: I've been saying that for years now. It's back on
Speaker 2: to the forefront of my brain. Like men shouldn't be swinging,
Speaker 2: men shouldn't be eating fruits of any kind like I'm dead. Seriously,
Speaker 2: I mean this is a classic don't fucking take selfies
Speaker 2: in a mirror challenge like or in general.
Speaker 3: Like you know what I can get past a man
Speaker 3: taking a mirror selfie front facing selfie.
Speaker 2: Is too much yep, a mere self because the.
Speaker 3: Mere selfie is like, oh, like a fit check whatever,
Speaker 3: Like I could see that being like whatever, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're getting a use scope of the hands.
Speaker 4: Do you have tiny hands?
Speaker 2: Yes or no?
Speaker 3: Like we're getting a use scope of that because one
Speaker 3: thing about me is if I think you're bad girl
Speaker 3: or boy, I'm looking at those damn hands and you
Speaker 3: better have good looking hands because I'm gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2: Do I have good looking hands?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have good looking hands. I have really ugly.
Speaker 2: I have like feminine hands. I give like f fote.
Speaker 4: I do not think you have feminine hands.
Speaker 2: I do. I do.
Speaker 3: Just because you're going like this doesn't mean like you're like,
Speaker 3: I have feminine.
Speaker 2: Hands, have beautiful, pretty hands.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's really embarrassing to me. And I don't know.
Speaker 3: But also we don't have to get into like my
Speaker 3: gripes with men because a lot of it is just
Speaker 3: like deep seated uh massandry. And I accept that. And
Speaker 3: I do think men should be free, just not around me.
Speaker 2: I agreed. I agreed, that's my boundary. Um, Okay, have
Speaker 2: you been seeing the New York City Dublin Portal.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm jealous.
Speaker 2: I want to go so fucking bad. I think it
Speaker 2: is the cutest thing that's happened to humanity in a
Speaker 2: very fucking long time, Like even all the wrong shit
Speaker 2: that they're doing in it. Like I saw like a
Speaker 2: video of like someone like in Dublin holding up like
Speaker 2: nine to eleven to the screen, and everybody in New
Speaker 2: York was like, ah, like freaking the fuck out, Like
Speaker 2: for some reason I find that funny and wholesome. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna explain any further, but my favorite moment that
Speaker 2: fucking happened. To explain it if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 2: Some artists put up like a big screen with a
Speaker 2: camera in New York and a big screen with a
Speaker 2: camera in Dublin, And if you're on the camera in
Speaker 2: New York, it's projected onto the screen in Dublin. And
Speaker 2: if you're on the camera in Dublin, it's projected on
Speaker 2: the screen in New York. You can't see yourself, so
Speaker 2: like you're just like basically facetiming without seeing yourself, and
Speaker 2: it's just like connecting random fucking people. But the best
Speaker 2: moment I saw and I have not they like fucking
Speaker 2: scrubbed it from the internet or some shit my ear
Speaker 2: is ringing, someone's talking shit, or I'm about to die.
Speaker 2: I have a theory that if your ear rings, you
Speaker 2: died in that moment in like a past life in
Speaker 2: some way. And I think the lights came crashing down
Speaker 2: or the TV's all I've been thinking about this whole
Speaker 2: episode is like the TV's exploding behind me, like in
Speaker 2: like I fly forward.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but the past, like one minute straight of
Speaker 3: you talking has been the most insane thing ever. Like,
Speaker 3: first of all, you're claiming there's a wholesome TikTok that
Speaker 3: they scrubbed from the internet.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you haven't heard what it is.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh no, no, I guess Oh is it the guy
Speaker 4: showing his butt?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah? So he like literally gets in front
Speaker 2: of the camera. It's all dudes in New York just wait,
Speaker 2: and he like pulls his pants down and like spreads
Speaker 2: his ash cheeks and his balls are like dangling down
Speaker 2: and like his pants are around his ankle, and like
Speaker 2: every dude in Dublin is like laughing, and every dude
Speaker 2: and girl in the comments are like, that's Dublin for you,
Speaker 2: Like that's us for you, Like that's our culture, and
Speaker 2: they're like owning it. And the dudes in New York
Speaker 2: that were like witnessing it were like crying, laughing, And
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just thought it was like a
Speaker 2: funny moment. Why do we sexualize bodies? Like, let's talk
Speaker 2: about that. I think we should all be naked more.
Speaker 2: And young Kai get naked in front of me.
Speaker 3: Now, No, I don't want to, Kai, you don't actually
Speaker 3: have to don't do that because I don't want that.
Speaker 2: So I want that. No, no, no, but free the
Speaker 2: penis and free the nipple. I don't know about the penis.
Speaker 2: Free the penis and the balls. No, especially, No, I
Speaker 2: don't think that should be free, free the penis, balls,
Speaker 2: and the nipples.
Speaker 3: I think I would be happy to never see an
Speaker 3: unwarranted penis ever again.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get three hundred DM to you by me.
Speaker 2: Do y'all? Remember y'all, remember how toxic my unsolicited nude
Speaker 2: dark was? No, dude, wait what you did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was just like sending so many nuts to random
Speaker 2: people for that's like illegal. You shouldn't even like say you.
Speaker 1: Were doing that.
Speaker 2: No, it was like it was funny.
Speaker 4: Wait to who are they in mind?
Speaker 2: Yeah? To me and to everybody I sent it to.
Speaker 4: Two things about Drew.
Speaker 2: One I the hot one.
Speaker 3: I will never take him commenting on me saying I
Speaker 3: have a stomach ache ever again, because I realized Drew
Speaker 3: has been under my nose this whole fucking time. Because
Speaker 3: everything you eat, everything you eat, you're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: should have gotten that yesterday.
Speaker 2: He got KFC.
Speaker 4: He gets KFC like eight times.
Speaker 2: A month I get and always he wants every three men.
Speaker 4: When he went off KFC like no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I got Popeyes, I got Chicken file At like chicken Yeah.
Speaker 2: Any last night we were like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: we were talking about.
Speaker 3: But he's like, who's that rapper? The British drove rapper?
Speaker 3: Little CJ? Little CJ? Who's who am I thinking? Goes
Speaker 3: Central CE okay, and then kept going and I was
Speaker 3: like you your brain went from little CJ to Central
Speaker 3: C Like where did the J come from?
Speaker 2: I don't know. My mind works in mysterious ways that
Speaker 2: a lot of people wouldn't understand, but it's advanced.
Speaker 3: But Drew does this thing where he waits till the
Speaker 3: middle of the night to order food. Then he comes
Speaker 3: to me and he asked me about his food for
Speaker 3: twenty minutes, and any advice I give him gets thrown
Speaker 3: out the window. I'll be like, oh get that either, yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like, no, I don't want that, and he
Speaker 3: just wants to hear me talk.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, honestly, respect because I never declined.
Speaker 2: Because you always I'm down. You always suggest like fucking
Speaker 2: like bunk, like real restaurants, like I'm trying to eat
Speaker 2: like nasty like you want to, he rendered me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that KFC chicken, like you have to agree on the
Speaker 2: Postmates appen went crazy.
Speaker 3: Mody was sitting on the couch tires fuck, watching Sex
Speaker 3: and the City and he starts laughing to himself. He
Speaker 3: was like, I'm crying laughing because I actually ironically just
Speaker 3: saw this.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that looks so good.
Speaker 4: It is literally a clay like drumstick. It does not
Speaker 4: look real.
Speaker 3: It was like the least it was the least detailed
Speaker 3: piece of food I had ever seen an image of,
Speaker 3: and Drew its like, you can't lie and tell me
Speaker 3: that doesn't look good. And even in my extremely high
Speaker 3: and hungry state, I was like, Drew, that doesn't look real,
Speaker 3: like it looks flat.
Speaker 2: Literally, in this state I was in, I was hungky,
Speaker 2: boots as fuck, and it looked so Youngersville. But I
Speaker 2: need to go back. I do not get KFC eight
Speaker 2: times a month, okay.
Speaker 3: KFC is the only thing that hurts his stomach. Though,
Speaker 3: every like three days, Drew will be like, I don't
Speaker 3: know why I ate that. My stomach feels awful. I'm
Speaker 3: literally that killed me.
Speaker 2: I literally I'm I genuinely trauma blocked that then because
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I do remember last night, and I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, I'm like talking to her about fucking tummy,
Speaker 2: like she always talks about her tummy and I make
Speaker 2: fun of her for it.
Speaker 3: That and Drew was trying to convince me to sleep
Speaker 3: in his bed because I was laying in his bed
Speaker 3: and I was like, bit, you have had eighty thousand
Speaker 3: meals in this bed and have not washed your sheets, so.
Speaker 4: I'm just reclocking you.
Speaker 3: It's like in the studio, we have to rebuild the aura,
Speaker 3: and we used to talk about your dirty sheets a lot.
Speaker 3: So I have to remind the public that Drew has
Speaker 3: dirty sheets.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I do not. I do eat every single
Speaker 2: meal in bed, but I make sure not to get
Speaker 2: crumbs in my bed, and.
Speaker 4: If I do, I'm like your crumb patcher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I make a crumb catcher. I like get the
Speaker 2: bags that I get the food in, and I make
Speaker 2: like a big like tar and I like eat over
Speaker 2: the boxes and shit. Yeah, I've been watching.
Speaker 4: You eat a lot.
Speaker 2: I scared the funk. I mean, it's it's hard for
Speaker 2: you to not see me eating because I'm like always
Speaker 2: eating and serving all day.
Speaker 3: You're never eating, no eating happening. And then at night
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, the one time he can eat,
Speaker 3: but it's inside.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I serve and I eat like I'm
Speaker 2: constantly devouring the competition.
Speaker 3: No No, that's what I meant, like, you do not
Speaker 3: eat all day, and you're a bitch. But I was
Speaker 3: laying on his bed and I realized I was literally
Speaker 3: just ill look at it.
Speaker 2: I know, it looks like a cat leg, like if
Speaker 2: you like cut a cat leg off in deep Friday.
Speaker 3: I was like laying on his bed and I realized
Speaker 3: I was just laying on the quilt that's like covered
Speaker 3: in crumbs. And he literally just like he goes like
Speaker 3: this and drags this quilt across the end of his
Speaker 3: bed and puts all his food on top of it,
Speaker 3: and then when he's going to bed, he like.
Speaker 2: Just and I have like literally like probably like one
Speaker 2: hundred minutes at least of video footage of me eating
Speaker 2: these meals because I was convinced for like months that
Speaker 2: I was gonna just like start uploading tiktoks of my
Speaker 2: midnight meals, and I started editing them, got lazy and stopped.
Speaker 2: But like it's also crazy the food that I eat.
Speaker 2: Like I'll eat like a big fucking meal and it'll
Speaker 2: be like some fast food place, and then I'll have
Speaker 2: the leftovers from last night joining in on the party.
Speaker 2: Then I'll have like some sort of hot chip, some
Speaker 2: sort of chocolate, and some sort of candy. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, I'm like pre diabetic, Like I gotta
Speaker 2: change something, and every single night I'm eating candy and chocolate.
Speaker 3: I will say living with him is fun because if
Speaker 3: I'm hungry at night, I just.
Speaker 2: Go to Buffeted Drew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just go into his room and I get
Speaker 4: to have bites of.
Speaker 2: Everything Buffeted Drew. I like that chateau they drew.
Speaker 3: Although you know what I realized, I feel like on
Speaker 3: this set right now, since we're like new to it,
Speaker 3: I feel like I went to somebody's house to hook
Speaker 3: up with them, and I'm like sitting theah. I you mean,
Speaker 3: like that's exactly the mode I'm in right now, where
Speaker 3: I'm like getting comfortable as time goes on.
Speaker 2: But I will be growing pains. We'll get used, we'll
Speaker 2: get back to it. But like, yeah, for the first
Speaker 2: ten minutes. I was like, oh, this is different, like something.
Speaker 4: Because we don't have the scary energy that our kitchen get.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually I need to talk about something because y'all. Okay,
Speaker 3: in the last episode, y'all had a lot to say
Speaker 3: about my pit stains. I sweat too, Like I'm a girl,
Speaker 3: but I sweat and I far and I poop and like,
Speaker 3: no girls do that, Like I am like the example.
Speaker 2: And girls can't come. Then I don't even want to
Speaker 2: hear you say it.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you wouldn't know from experience, because like,
Speaker 3: when's the less have you ever?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 2: No girls sweat? I got botox put into my armpit,
Speaker 2: so I don't sweat.
Speaker 4: I actually want to do that so bad because y'all
Speaker 4: are making me insecure. See what y'all are doing to me.
Speaker 4: Y'all are making me literally considered botox.
Speaker 2: They want to tear a pretty girl down. It's always
Speaker 2: it's always the ugly girls tearing a pretty girl down.
Speaker 2: And it's not fair. It's not fair.
Speaker 3: I looked at some of the people who were making
Speaker 3: fun of me, and they were really good, Like so
Speaker 3: they're all hot.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it actually like truly is like curious
Speaker 2: that every person that listens to this is randomly the
Speaker 2: most beautiful person.
Speaker 3: I ironically have never like met someone in person, but
Speaker 3: like this motherfucker is ugly and they were a fan
Speaker 3: of us, so like we just attract like pretty aura.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like we're artists.
Speaker 4: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. But what
Speaker 2: was I saying? That episode was like ozebic babies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's allegedly, it's a theory.
Speaker 2: I don't know, And I mean, like I'm it's all no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, right in this episode, in two years, when
Speaker 2: the ozmbic babies are like sentient or like being born,
Speaker 2: y'all are gonna reference this clip, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You're gonna reference that and be like, damn, Drew is
Speaker 2: onto something with that. Like their bones are gonna be
Speaker 2: neon and brittle or something like acutane.
Speaker 4: Neon neon bones.
Speaker 2: Why is that accutane? They gave people neon bones?
Speaker 3: Neon bones just sounds like an indie Slee's band from
Speaker 3: like twenty twelve.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, Like neon bones would be like a LITANYX.
Speaker 2: That's a good act.
Speaker 5: Wait, that's not a real thing. That the people had
Speaker 5: colored bones?
Speaker 2: Yes? Wait why was that so bad? People that take that?
Speaker 5: That's not what I'm That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, but no, That's what I'm saying, is like why yeah,
Speaker 3: literally what.
Speaker 2: No? No, No gives people me on bones. They give
Speaker 2: them me on bones. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But That's what I'm saying is like, is that like
Speaker 4: bad scientifically? Like what are we like? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: neon bones are bad for your health.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just know it happens.
Speaker 3: Imagine being like, uh, you know, when you donate your
Speaker 3: body and they like slice you into thin pieces of
Speaker 3: salami meat and they look at your bones.
Speaker 4: Imagine having colorful bones.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, Kai took me to a scary place I did.
Speaker 5: That's my bad.
Speaker 2: Kai took me to a very no. No, No, In
Speaker 2: your defense, we were talking about it like a month
Speaker 2: prior and I was like, I want to go and
Speaker 2: experience the art world because they're like dead eyed as fuck,
Speaker 2: like really creepy, scary vibes. And you were like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've been something's coming up. Let's go experiencing it together,
Speaker 2: or experience it together experiencing no and we went and
Speaker 2: it was just as I thought, like, they're crazy. Obviously
Speaker 2: all the people we knew were like normal, coded as fuck,
Speaker 2: but like they.
Speaker 5: Were like the billionaires walking around or no, literally eighty
Speaker 5: year old guys with like see through skin and co
Speaker 5: up and sniffing us.
Speaker 2: Sure, girlfriend, like it was crazy.
Speaker 5: Well they were sniffing Drew. They weren't really sniffing I know.
Speaker 2: Wait, did you see me like getting rised all over?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: It pissed me off, and knowing that Drew pulls batties,
Speaker 3: it actually pisses me off because I realized, like a
Speaker 3: lot of y'all thirsts over me. Thank you, thank you
Speaker 3: for doing your service, because I do not get thristed
Speaker 3: after in public.
Speaker 4: And you know what it is. It is because I've
Speaker 4: said this in an episode.
Speaker 3: Before, but although y'all find me charming, or actually I
Speaker 3: don't think any of you find me charming, like, so
Speaker 3: that's a big statement to me.
Speaker 2: Although y'all thirst over me for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: It may be people in public see me and maybe
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, she's kind of cute whatever, but then
Speaker 3: they come up to me and speak to me and they're.
Speaker 4: Like, whoa.
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's because, like because I don't get
Speaker 5: thirst over either. But I think it's because we're like
Speaker 5: statuesque and like.
Speaker 3: We're intimidating, intimidating, and Drew is like an easy like
Speaker 3: oh why can?
Speaker 5: And Drew's kind of like you know in those montages
Speaker 5: where they take off the glasses, the glass are still on.
Speaker 5: He's very approachable, so people will just be like flocking
Speaker 5: towards him. Yeah yeah, I'm like, yeah, we're alone, but
Speaker 5: once you get.
Speaker 2: Your baby, filler and y'all are both.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, dude, I mean that actually was too far.
Speaker 4: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but.
Speaker 2: Your neon bones. Sticks and stones may break my neon bones. Period.
Speaker 2: What the were we talking about.
Speaker 4: Before talking about your art show that no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no no. We were talking about how sexy
Speaker 2: hot I am and approachable I am. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's a thing y'all are giving Like Medusa. Oh okay, y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all give Medusa was a battie though.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty yeah, the whole thing with Medusa, she was
Speaker 3: so sexy that you like, hi, we are Medusa, like
Speaker 3: so sexy that like you know looking would turn you
Speaker 3: to stone, but you want to do it?
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually track and Fiona.
Speaker 5: Well, Fiona had a yet to touy, so okay.
Speaker 2: No we're done. Well Fiona bone smashed and looks next.
Speaker 2: I can't fucking say shit in front of the rod damn.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we went to this our opening. Drew had an
Speaker 5: incredible time. We got a bunch of attention. Yeah, there
Speaker 5: were some like old guys that Drew kept on being
Speaker 5: like who is that. I would turn and it was
Speaker 5: like some guy looked like fucking George Soros and I
Speaker 5: was like, dude, I'm not connecting you with this.
Speaker 3: That was like at the gym, was it yesterday?
Speaker 2: I saw this Mandit Devili. I was like, I know
Speaker 2: this motherfucker's gonna say something to me. And I was
Speaker 2: already laughing. And I hit the elevator and the guy
Speaker 2: walked away, and you know, he was in front of
Speaker 2: the fucking water station and I was like, damn, I
Speaker 2: need some water. All of a sudden hold on and
Speaker 2: I was like gonna lean over, but I was like, actually,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna respect this person. No space. And then I
Speaker 2: went back to in and I was like, I need water.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, I actually loved I love
Speaker 3: something in there. I'm gonna go get it. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love something. I'm gonna go get it. And I was
Speaker 3: already laughing before because I was like, I know he's
Speaker 3: gonna say some stupid shit.
Speaker 2: I left some shit in the locker room.
Speaker 3: In that moment, I did look at you, and I
Speaker 3: was like, wow, this is like literally my friend for life,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not even lying, like I had a thought
Speaker 3: because also I saw really like, this is.
Speaker 4: Not me commenting on you. You already know how I
Speaker 4: feel about you.
Speaker 3: But Emily, like Emily June friends with Drew Max, she
Speaker 3: made like a really funny TikTok where she was like
Speaker 3: a lot of y'all, what you need is the unconditional
Speaker 3: love of a twink because it will change your life
Speaker 3: and get you through everything.
Speaker 2: For clarifying you're not talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not talking about you, but I do genuinely
Speaker 3: believe like the connection I have with Drew is like
Speaker 3: so be like also people like for anybody who thinks
Speaker 3: we actually fuck, like some one of our friends that
Speaker 3: thatught to us the other day and I was like, girl, like.
Speaker 2: Really you're not You're not right, like we don't anymore.
Speaker 4: We stopped because it was bad.
Speaker 2: For our Hella people literally, hella people literally do think
Speaker 2: we like have hooked up in the past before, and like.
Speaker 4: Don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: but this is my bay for life tune. You know
Speaker 2: how I know that is because like you can like
Speaker 2: go and like go be with like whoever you want
Speaker 2: to be for a few days, but I'll always be
Speaker 2: back and we will always come back together and be
Speaker 2: together and rot in bed. And I was thinking because
Speaker 2: there were a couple moments where I was like a
Speaker 2: little bit insecure because I was like, damn, like she's
Speaker 2: not spending any fucking time with me. But then I
Speaker 2: really thought about it, and I was like, no, she
Speaker 2: always comes home to me, like literally feet exactly. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna let her go do her thing,
Speaker 2: but like I'm gonna stay here.
Speaker 4: Because I will always go to your room and be high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be high. I was trying so bad, I was
Speaker 2: dropping like ella hints. I was like like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: just so tired right now. And then he was like
Speaker 2: oh yeah yeah, blah blahlah bah bah blah bah bah
Speaker 2: bah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: And I'll be like, oh fuck, I'm gonna like and
Speaker 3: I kept him up for an extra hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is Drew doesn't close his door, so
Speaker 3: to me, it's an open invitation to walk in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even when he does close it. I
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 4: I act like I give fuck it. I like knock
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, yeah, no. I like sleep with my closet
Speaker 2: in my bedroom door cracked. I feel like it has
Speaker 2: bad energy if they're shut.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been going to sleep with my closet door
Speaker 3: wide open, and literally at night, like a small child,
Speaker 3: I look at the like the void black space, and
Speaker 3: I actually certified it, and I'm not kidding. I don't
Speaker 3: look at it again when I turn off the lights.
Speaker 3: I lay in bed and I see it, and then
Speaker 3: I just look away and I do my best.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot to tell you about this,
Speaker 2: but you remember when we had those like mixing bowls
Speaker 2: on top of the refrigerator. Anytime I would go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom at like midnight or whatever, like in the reflection,
Speaker 2: it would be dark in the kitchen, but the lights
Speaker 2: would be on and I'd look into the kitchen and
Speaker 2: the reflection of the bathroom mirror and I'd see those
Speaker 2: bulls and I'm like, who the fuck is there? And
Speaker 2: it was like I'm not kidding. I did it like
Speaker 2: six or seven times, like I did not learn my lesson,
Speaker 2: and then I have moved the bowls.
Speaker 3: I want to I need to start scaring you again,
Speaker 3: because I scared the fuck out of Drew the other
Speaker 3: day when he was eating. I was talking to Joshin's
Speaker 3: room and then I like went to the hallway and
Speaker 3: I was standing like at the crack of Drew's door
Speaker 3: watching him. And I watched him eat and like just
Speaker 3: exist for two minutes without him noticing.
Speaker 4: And it there was like you know when you're about to.
Speaker 3: Scare somebody, he gets to that point where you're like,
Speaker 3: this is really weird, Like they are not acknowledging me anymore.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is really creepy. I had
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 4: I feel like a creep Like I was watching it,
Speaker 4: I know he did.
Speaker 2: What if you started doing you do something like really
Speaker 2: fucking embarrassing, would you have like just turned around and
Speaker 2: said anything?
Speaker 4: Uh? It depends on what it is.
Speaker 2: Like what if I started playing with myself to say,
Speaker 2: you like put your hand in your pocket, but like
Speaker 2: you're not even conscious of it, You're just like playing
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 3: Well no, because it was like, okay, not to like
Speaker 3: out Josiah, but Josiah is one of those people who
Speaker 3: literally always has his hand in his fucking pants when
Speaker 3: he's sitting around.
Speaker 2: It is so fun, it's comfortable. You literally would not
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 3: I no, I get it, bitch. But I saved that
Speaker 3: for the comfort of like now me and o Eran
Speaker 3: will literally just be laying in bed with Q.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like we'll just be like sitting around like that.
Speaker 2: So I saved it for the comfort.
Speaker 3: Up with my homegirl in my bed doing unforeseen things.
Speaker 2: But we let's talk about unforeseen things.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about it.
Speaker 5: This is actually on topic. But have you guys seen
Speaker 5: what they're making now? It was at the gallery they
Speaker 5: were serving this. It's a product. It's called box water.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's been a thing for like a decade now, Kai
Speaker 2: they milk the box You think.
Speaker 4: No, that is not the box You.
Speaker 5: Think that's disgusting.
Speaker 4: It's like disgusting.
Speaker 2: I actually box they're selling. Box water is the hands
Speaker 2: made tail. They hands made tail squirt juice into the
Speaker 2: box water, and that's why it's saying box I've never
Speaker 2: seen that show, neither of I. I just know they
Speaker 2: like trap women or something like that that make them
Speaker 2: get pregnant.
Speaker 3: So you're insinuating that they'll company. Box Water is holding
Speaker 3: women captive.
Speaker 2: And yeah, also, I think I'm wearing your socks today.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 2: Hate. I hate when my fucking leg hair shows through
Speaker 2: my pants.
Speaker 3: We should get you waxed. No, would you let me
Speaker 3: like wax a part of your leg? Yeah, because your
Speaker 3: reaction would be really funny.
Speaker 2: I would let you do it, Yeah, because I know
Speaker 2: you wouldn't hurt me.
Speaker 5: Would you let me give you a long ass massage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you certified?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Why are you?
Speaker 2: He's a certified freak, Yes, sir, a three hour monster.
Speaker 2: I need to go back to the KFC thing. I
Speaker 2: just need to make it very clear that I only
Speaker 2: eat KFC once every few years.
Speaker 4: You're so defensive that I think you do eat it
Speaker 4: a lot, like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, listen listen.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you know what he fucking ate bit. You
Speaker 4: don't even get me.
Speaker 3: Okay, because KFC is better than this, I will say
Speaker 3: I did have a bite, but I was not in
Speaker 3: the state of mind to give a correct opinion on it.
Speaker 4: But Drew ordered.
Speaker 3: A hot dog with mac and cheese on it.
Speaker 2: It was good from Wiener snitz O, y'all, and he.
Speaker 4: Was like, oh, it's so good because the maca cheese
Speaker 4: and the hot dog are so fake.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it was good, though it.
Speaker 3: Did taste like the way I remember kind of vomiting
Speaker 3: my daycare tasting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like it was very plasticine clay, like
Speaker 2: never drying clay, like you have to bake it to
Speaker 2: dry it, like tybeet. But that hot dog with the
Speaker 2: mac and cheese was good, but when you dipped it
Speaker 2: in the mustard, it elevates it to another fucking level, y'all.
Speaker 2: It kind of tastes like like bial, like you know,
Speaker 2: like ill like stomach acid when you have like acid reflux,
Speaker 2: Like you want to taste that because it reminds me
Speaker 2: of my childhood. I melted all the enamel off my
Speaker 2: teeth because I would have really bad acid reflux as
Speaker 2: a kid, and when I was asleep, it would like
Speaker 2: bubble up into the back of my throat and just
Speaker 2: like sit in my mouth as I slept at night
Speaker 2: and just melt all of like the minerals off my teeth.
Speaker 2: So now I have like demoneralized teeth and it's really
Speaker 2: fucking sad and like I have to go to the dentist.
Speaker 4: Moral it was talking to me about getting veneers, like
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 5: I think it would look so good, right, slightly oversized.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about veneers like cheek chin I plants,
Speaker 2: like a little nose contouring, like maybe a little facelift
Speaker 2: because when I do this, like I go grazy.
Speaker 4: You're perfect the way you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. I mean I love.
Speaker 4: You, okay, Yeah, but I've said.
Speaker 2: There's a few things you could change to get to perfect,
Speaker 2: Like there's a couple little neurotic things that you do.
Speaker 2: No physically too, I think, like bigger boobs.
Speaker 4: Why would I need bigger boobs.
Speaker 2: I can't with this ship any fucking more, y'all. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: Back to the party of me being hit on, yeah,
Speaker 2: like it always has to come back to it.
Speaker 5: It was crazy, though, dude, Like people are so attracted
Speaker 5: to you. You're so magnetic, and sometimes I feel like
Speaker 5: you can't see that within yourself, but everyone else does.
Speaker 5: But I actually don't give a fuck about that. I'm
Speaker 5: so lonely and I brought you there to get attention,
Speaker 5: and all the attention was just sucked away from me.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: People were like obsessed with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're lucky right now, you know everybody there? Yeah,
Speaker 5: tell me more about that.
Speaker 2: People were obsessed with you, and people loved your aura
Speaker 2: and like you just like know how to communicate with
Speaker 2: people very well. And I was like taking notes the
Speaker 2: whole time because I was like, damn, like I am
Speaker 2: a fucking monster talking to strangers slash people that don't
Speaker 2: know who I am already. Um, And yeah, that's something
Speaker 2: good that Kay does. And in you, something good that
Speaker 2: you do is you're just a powerful soul. Like when
Speaker 2: you walk into the room, all eyes are on you, like.
Speaker 4: No one's like, oh my god, this girl.
Speaker 2: Who is this girl?
Speaker 3: It's literally like they're like, who the fuck is making
Speaker 3: all that noise? And then they turn it to me
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh.
Speaker 2: No, you're a selfless person and you teach people how
Speaker 2: to love.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 4: M Wow, anything else.
Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna change the subject really quick off of
Speaker 5: any being so amazing and just say that I don't
Speaker 5: feel like I belong at the studio. I don't feel
Speaker 5: like I belong a tiny meat gang.
Speaker 2: Why because of the name, Because I have a huge
Speaker 2: Oh my fuck, god, bro.
Speaker 4: Thought you were going to say something.
Speaker 5: For real, No, I just feel like my shit is
Speaker 5: way too big to be here.
Speaker 3: So you probably should like stop lying because maybe that's why,
Speaker 3: like you feel alone.
Speaker 4: It is because you lie a lot.
Speaker 5: That may be it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that might be.
Speaker 2: It's possible. Kay.
Speaker 5: I just had that feeling that you feel when you
Speaker 5: realize someone said some realas shit to you. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: it just like I was like, oh shit, Like I.
Speaker 3: Can't remember the last time I felt that, because it's
Speaker 3: usually me saying the real.
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, you know what, we didn't fucking talk about
Speaker 2: at all. Okay, so this is funny. This is funny.
Speaker 2: So I went and got a facial and shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. Not that kind of facial like I needed.
Speaker 2: No one was going to say that. No, everyone thought it.
Speaker 2: Anytime I hear the word facial, like, oh I got
Speaker 2: it facial, the first thought that comes to my mind
Speaker 2: is like, oh, like, you got a facial like period.
Speaker 2: But no, I got a facial like six months ago.
Speaker 2: It was during like the emergency in our common pop
Speaker 2: up era at Heaven, and I did it like for
Speaker 2: week in two because I was like, I got it
Speaker 2: like a few days in advance, because like by day
Speaker 2: two or three, like your skin looks like perfect. Y'all
Speaker 2: change my life. I want one every fucking time I
Speaker 2: like need to do anything, like I swear to God
Speaker 2: like it changed it, like literally.
Speaker 4: Shifting because you already have good skin.
Speaker 3: I can't stand a bitch with good skin talking about
Speaker 3: something they did to make it better, Like you already
Speaker 3: have good skin, and don't let that get to your head, bitch,
Speaker 3: that's genetics, has nothing to.
Speaker 4: Do with you.
Speaker 2: I take care of myself. No, you don't. I eat good.
Speaker 2: I take care of myself.
Speaker 3: You're as proof that, like you either have good skin
Speaker 3: or you don't, because with the way he eats, he
Speaker 3: should have like boils forming under.
Speaker 2: His thigh boils. Hold on, I'm looking for the chat
Speaker 2: log shiny Well.
Speaker 3: I think I want y'all to diagnose me and tell
Speaker 3: me if this is normal, because I know I'm like
Speaker 3: I have germaphobic tendencies. But I was thinking about the
Speaker 3: other day and it was actually cracking me up because Ozel.
Speaker 4: Had a fucking turn stuck to her butt and I
Speaker 4: had to.
Speaker 2: Clean it and I've just taken his shoes horrible. We
Speaker 2: had to like hold her down and it was just
Speaker 2: like this big fucking thing and it was so annoying.
Speaker 3: But I literally was so mad because I was like,
Speaker 3: I just took a shower and like, I'm so annoyed
Speaker 3: because now I really feel like I need to wash
Speaker 3: my whole body again. Let me know if you would
Speaker 3: also feel like that.
Speaker 2: That's it. After it, I just like licked my hands clean. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I got put into a group chat with sixteen
Speaker 2: people and the numbers are very bizarre. They're very bizarre numbers,
Speaker 2: and I can't put it in here because I don't
Speaker 2: have any of their numbers saved, or maybe I'll just
Speaker 2: add fake names so it takes them off so I
Speaker 2: can screenshot it. But the first text was a wire
Speaker 2: application and instructions, so they literally sent me like a
Speaker 2: wire for eight thousand dollars and I could have robbed
Speaker 2: them fucking blind, but I'm a good person. And then
Speaker 2: they started every single person texted in Korean, like every
Speaker 2: message is in Korean, and I translated it and they're
Speaker 2: like why are we in this group chat? Like I
Speaker 2: think you accidentally put me in this group chat, Like
Speaker 2: I've been here, but I shouldn't be getting this message
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah. And then someone normal responses yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: someone said, hi, Debbie, this is doctor Phillips's wife, Beth,
Speaker 2: Me and my daughter are on this chain, okay, And
Speaker 2: so I responded with a picture of me from my
Speaker 2: met gala look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your met gala look before you left for the carpet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They said, we are going to remove ourselves from this conversation,
Speaker 2: and then I said help, help, help, help me, No,
Speaker 2: help me, please help, And then I sent two more
Speaker 2: and actually I'm gonna text them back Hello, Hello, are
Speaker 2: you getting my messages? Seriously? We'll see if they respond back.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't funny? Actually yes it was? Hey, was it?
Speaker 2: Am I funny?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: You are the funniest person I know, which is actually annoying.
Speaker 2: I don't actually think I'm funny.
Speaker 3: I think you're funny, but like you literally your existence
Speaker 3: is really funny to me, and not in a demeaning way,
Speaker 3: like I think you're the most interesting person.
Speaker 2: I've ever met.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, no, sometimes when I hear you speak, I
Speaker 3: look at you and you freak me out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just my brain is wired differently. I see the
Speaker 2: world different. I love the way I see the world.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna way if I'm on the way you.
Speaker 4: See the world would freak me the fuck out.
Speaker 2: That talks all the world because you like.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you talk about something and I'm like, like, why
Speaker 3: is your brain making up so many things about this?
Speaker 4: It could be so simple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm special. And next time I'm on a day
Speaker 2: and this is how we're gonna open it. We're gonna
Speaker 2: be talking for like three to five minutes and then
Speaker 2: you're look at me. I'm gonna grab their hands.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, say something. I just want to hit.
Speaker 2: I just love the way you see the world.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna go, where'd you go? Hey, I'm right here?
Speaker 2: Where'd you compact?
Speaker 4: Come back?
Speaker 2: Come back to me? Is that me? No?
Speaker 4: I think if you did that?
Speaker 3: Like, actually, I love if you go on a date soon?
Speaker 4: Can I come and watch?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Actually, just like literally that would actually be so fun.
Speaker 4: Like I would love to watch.
Speaker 3: It's like as if the other person involved wouldn't be
Speaker 3: mortified if they were being stared at. Yeah, because I
Speaker 3: feel like anybody who you would go on a date
Speaker 3: with would obviously know my existence in your life. So
Speaker 3: the problem is they would see me across like this
Speaker 3: barred like restaurant and be like.
Speaker 4: Why is she here?
Speaker 2: Like we just happen to Yeah, yeah, wear the big hat.
Speaker 3: Wear the big hat, the trench coat, and I'll tie
Speaker 3: my hair back.
Speaker 2: Was I gonna say no, my a cappellas.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The thing is, i leave Drew at home alone all
Speaker 3: day and I'm like out hitting my social errands, like
Speaker 3: seeing the people I need to see, and I come
Speaker 3: back to Drew and first.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she leaves me alone alone with my thought
Speaker 2: for hours.
Speaker 3: I just stopped inviting Drew places because every time he
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 2: No, I'm busy, I don't want to I gotta I
Speaker 2: gotta watch Tornado compilations.
Speaker 3: I have to watch a basketball game, Tornado compilations, and
Speaker 3: also be on my phone.
Speaker 4: If I don't get ten hours on my phone on.
Speaker 2: My yeah no literally no dead ass.
Speaker 3: But okay, Well I came home and he was showing
Speaker 3: me what he's been doing on his phone, and it
Speaker 3: was freaking me out. What freaked me out the most
Speaker 3: is I don't know if you saw the video he'd
Speaker 3: made with a zool.
Speaker 2: No, I'm texting them right now.
Speaker 3: He recorded a video of a zool, of him terrorizing
Speaker 3: a zool, and I was like, who did you send
Speaker 3: that to? And is like, no, buddy, he just has
Speaker 3: a video of him like across the room, like.
Speaker 4: Like terrorizing a zoo and a zool looks so fucking
Speaker 4: scared in the video. And I thought he would have
Speaker 4: sent that in the text. Nope, it was just for him.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 5: I got a text from Drew like what was it
Speaker 5: Thursday or Friday? Last week?
Speaker 2: Wait, sitting in the bathroom. The thing is this one's
Speaker 2: gross in ew let me do They're so nasty.
Speaker 5: It's just like the third most disturbing thing that's happening.
Speaker 3: Then when Drew has a go tea, something shifts, like
Speaker 3: I feel like that when the San Andreas fault shakes
Speaker 3: a little more.
Speaker 4: Is when Drew has a go tea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's really it's like the nastiest thing. You
Speaker 2: look really creepy, you know, I literally look like a
Speaker 2: fucking creepy monster.
Speaker 5: Last week Drew text me, He's like, oh, en you left,
Speaker 5: I'm alone. I'm gonna kill myself, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pull up because and then.
Speaker 4: When you pull By the time you pulled up, I
Speaker 4: was already home.
Speaker 5: I knew you weren't actually going to kill yourself. But
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, maybe he is like sad. Let
Speaker 5: me just like pull up and support him. And I
Speaker 5: guess there and he like scurries down the stairs and
Speaker 5: like cracks it open and he's like, oh, come in,
Speaker 5: and I come inside. I'm like all right, like are
Speaker 5: you good? What's going on? And then he shows me
Speaker 5: what he was working on, which really these schizophrenic ass
Speaker 5: acapella covers.
Speaker 4: These songs sound nothing like the songs you and me thought.
Speaker 3: One of them was like Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 5: There are songs that don't exist. They're also like keys
Speaker 5: that don't exist.
Speaker 1: I am alignement the County.
Speaker 5: This is the most cooking.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 6: That this is the one that we like me and
Speaker 6: Kai literally could not understand.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. It's the bartere.
Speaker 4: I will say.
Speaker 3: I don't think these are necessarily easy to make sound good,
Speaker 3: so I can't go that crazy.
Speaker 2: They sound good, and I don't even have they sound good.
Speaker 4: I have too much pride to even try.
Speaker 2: They sound good, sound some wisdom.
Speaker 4: Special, I love you subjecting us still listening to.
Speaker 2: All of them. Yeah, no, I'm going again.
Speaker 4: How many did you make? I thought that was it?
Speaker 2: I made four? Was that for?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You played for?
Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: What is this one?
Speaker 3: Did we talk about us reading the Nemo script and
Speaker 3: the voices?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, So I've been doing this thing. I mean, we've
Speaker 2: been doing this thing. I'll like just start, like I
Speaker 2: found this website that like has like literally thousands of
Speaker 2: movie scripts and I'll just like go on there and
Speaker 2: read them and it's like actually really entertaining. But me
Speaker 2: and Andy in the living room the other day, I
Speaker 2: pulled up the Nemo script and it was the first
Speaker 2: time in my life. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like we're giving like theater kid right now.
Speaker 3: And I know we are like really annoying. In that moment,
Speaker 3: I was like, we are so fucking annoying. We were
Speaker 3: in the living room with like three other people and
Speaker 3: just taking the floor and performing for them.
Speaker 4: They never asked, they weren't laughing, like they did.
Speaker 2: Not give up the fuck, and we were crying laughing.
Speaker 2: It was fun, but basically I played Marlins, Gabe Marlin.
Speaker 4: Gay Marlin and.
Speaker 2: I go back today on Enemy. Yeah, we read the
Speaker 2: opening scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we did good. I think Rayin has
Speaker 3: a video she could send us she recorded. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah it Rain was probably the only one amused everybody else.
Speaker 4: I give actor, like I give actor, when's your next break?
Speaker 2: When's your big break coming soon?
Speaker 5: Dude. I'll never forget when Ivy was that You guys
Speaker 5: as a party, and like, I think it was like
Speaker 5: me and josh Is just sitting on the couch. No,
Speaker 5: I was there on the count. We were all there,
Speaker 5: I know, but like every lady's room and it was
Speaker 5: just like me and one other guy on the couch.
Speaker 5: I forget who it was. I think it was Josh.
Speaker 2: I don't think I was there.
Speaker 5: We were just like sitting there in silence. And Ivy
Speaker 5: was like performing these Broadway songs at the top of
Speaker 5: her lungs.
Speaker 2: She literally performed to all of us for like an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and everybody was crying laughing. She is a fucking star, y'all.
Speaker 5: Like she has the It was ever, honestly one of
Speaker 5: the most prolific.
Speaker 2: But then everybody kind of got overwhelmed and left and
Speaker 2: it was just kind of Josh and she was still
Speaker 2: like perfect way, like she was dancing in every like
Speaker 2: tab dancing upstairs neighbor activities. Well, right, I owned a
Speaker 2: fire belly toad. Yeah, when I was younger. No, I know,
Speaker 2: when I wrote this note down, I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've never talked about this, But I
Speaker 2: owned a centipede and I owned four fire belly toads,
Speaker 2: and I was terrible at taking care of them. Did
Speaker 2: they die yeah, eventually, But the the millipede that I owned,
Speaker 2: I was so fucking proud of it. I was genuinely
Speaker 2: like because I wanted I wanted to own exotic animals
Speaker 2: so bad when I was younger, like I was fully convinced,
Speaker 2: like right now in my life, like at the place
Speaker 2: I'm in now, I would have like a like basically
Speaker 2: a zoo in my house, like I wanted every.
Speaker 3: You want it to be one of those YouTubers who
Speaker 3: has like eight million animals and.
Speaker 2: Plastic exactly exactly like I wanted like a thousand geckos,
Speaker 2: and like it was. It was like awful energy and
Speaker 2: I probably would have been addicted to opium as well.
Speaker 2: But they uh. I had my millipede one day and
Speaker 2: it was crawling all over me and I loved holding
Speaker 2: it and it would like crawl up and down my
Speaker 2: arms and it was like like it was actually cute
Speaker 2: to me, and it would like curl up until like
Speaker 2: a spiral, and I would like hold it and it
Speaker 2: would sleep on me. And one day I was walking
Speaker 2: down like a hallway in my house and like you no, no, no, I,
Speaker 2: I that's probably no no no. So what happened was
Speaker 2: like I started smelling like a musky like musty scent,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck is that? And
Speaker 2: then like my centipede is like crawling up my arm,
Speaker 2: and for some reason, like in this moment, I was
Speaker 2: like filled with fear of that thing, and I went
Speaker 2: and like flung it off and it like hit the
Speaker 2: ground and bounced, and I was like I started screaming
Speaker 2: crying because like there was like nothing any that wanted
Speaker 2: that to happen. Like for some reason, I just got
Speaker 2: freaked out of it, like because it was on my
Speaker 2: bare skin, and I just like flug my arm and
Speaker 2: it literally freaking died. And I was like seven or eight,
Speaker 2: but I was like mortif I like cried for weeks
Speaker 2: and my parents were like, we can go get another one,
Speaker 2: we can go get another one, and I was like, no, no, literally,
Speaker 2: when you killed my fucking moth with vinegar.
Speaker 5: I think the musky smell was the centipede.
Speaker 2: I think it like sprayed or like yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was Drew hitting puberty and not understanding
Speaker 3: it and smelling its own arm and then looking down
Speaker 3: smelling it even more.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like boh, it was like like you know
Speaker 2: when snakes. No, Like I think it like released like
Speaker 2: a juice. I know there's some bugs that can shoot
Speaker 2: acid out of their fucking ass, not kidding, They spray
Speaker 2: acid like all over bugs and like kill them and shit.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw a video of somebody sobbing before going
Speaker 3: down the aisle of this man, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: like uh huh, like a wedding, and I don't know
Speaker 3: if I would be flattered by that, Like if somebody
Speaker 3: was like about to marry me and they were sobbing
Speaker 3: before saying yes, I'd be.
Speaker 4: Like, wait, we need to unpacked that, because there's no way.
Speaker 3: Like I I've had very happy moments and I've like
Speaker 3: teared up, but I don't know if I've like sobbed,
Speaker 3: unless it's like.
Speaker 4: A breakthrough with depression or something.
Speaker 3: But no relationship as happy or sad as they made
Speaker 3: me have made me sobb like that out of happiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if somebody was sobbing before tying their life to
Speaker 3: me legally, I would be very concerned. And I don't
Speaker 3: think I would be flattered, but I can see how
Speaker 3: it can be flattering.
Speaker 5: For I want my spouse or soon to be spoused
Speaker 5: to be maniacally laughing like the Joker during the wedding.
Speaker 2: I want mine to be laughing like the Riddler, the Rizzler.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, media.
Speaker 2: Of the Week Eek eek kind of made fun of me.
Speaker 2: But I was reading the Metamorphosis. Am reading Metamorphosis by
Speaker 2: what is it Franz Kafka. Uh yeah, well actually, in
Speaker 2: his defense, I was like describing the book like it
Speaker 2: was my own idea. I think I was like, you mean, Kafka,
Speaker 2: like what, and yeah, it's cool, it's really fucking dark
Speaker 2: and sad. I've got a bunch of sad, fucking.
Speaker 4: Pokes anything right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, any I've never read a book that may be
Speaker 3: like I'm happy, like I'm happy every book I've ever
Speaker 3: read has made me so fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it makes me feel good. Like
Speaker 2: seeing other people be sad. It makes me feel good
Speaker 2: seeing other.
Speaker 4: People because it makes me feel normal.
Speaker 2: Okay, people scare me.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to the same music like for the
Speaker 3: past few months. I've been in like a perpetual hole.
Speaker 5: I've Drew's situation too. Drew's also in that situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you could never be sis. When was the
Speaker 3: last time you were in a hole, let alone a
Speaker 3: perpetual one? So yeah, I got you thinking.
Speaker 4: I got My name is Carmen Wednsday. My name is
Speaker 4: Carmen Winsday. I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you.
Speaker 4: Did I mention that I'm dead?
Speaker 2: Push down a hole?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 3: I really don't have anything, guys. I've been listening to
Speaker 3: the new raven Linay song love Me Not.
Speaker 5: That's a good one, love Me say you love Me.
Speaker 2: My friends asked me for a bunch of albums, and
Speaker 2: I'll give them to you right now. Carrie and is
Speaker 2: it Loaowal by souf Jin Stevens, How the fuck do
Speaker 2: you say that?
Speaker 5: Harry and Lowell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carrie and Lowell Stevens. How you say it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Sufian Stevens. I love that album. It's really good. Then
Speaker 2: you played a song off this album and I started
Speaker 2: listening to it again, Oil of Every pearls on Insides
Speaker 2: by Sophie rest Mpiece Goat got as fuck, and then
Speaker 2: I made I listened to an album and it was like,
Speaker 2: I'm keeping it for myself. Actually I'm keeping it. I'm
Speaker 2: keeping it. It's top secret. Sauce y'all.
Speaker 3: All right, Well mine, I'm just gonna say a few
Speaker 3: songs that will always make me happy, but in a
Speaker 3: sad way.
Speaker 4: Goodbye, don't meet. I'm gone, Carol King. I said goodbye
Speaker 4: to meet Harry Nilsen.
Speaker 3: And I've been listening to uncle Ace by Blood Orange
Speaker 3: because of Challengers, and then I'm still listening to the
Speaker 3: mcde album Like a Bunch because that album is so good.
Speaker 3: Candy is one of my favorites right now, especially after
Speaker 3: watching like the.
Speaker 4: Live version, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really need to do some deep diving on
Speaker 3: music because I've been in a loop and it's scaring me.
Speaker 4: But I do find new.
Speaker 3: Songs, but then I just become obsessed with it, which
Speaker 3: I think is like a big habit of mine, like
Speaker 3: I become obsessed with the same songs and I listen
Speaker 3: to them like a hundred times. And yeah, but also
Speaker 3: now that I have a car again, like I can
Speaker 3: actually listen to music. And I think not having a
Speaker 3: car realized how much less I was listening to music
Speaker 3: because like I wasn't listening to it while moving around.
Speaker 3: I was listening to music in my friend's car.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's it. And I'm trying to think movie, Oh,
Speaker 4: we rewatched Problem Mista or do I say that last week?
Speaker 4: No I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's no, I not.
Speaker 3: We rewatched Problemsta And that movie is so fucking good.
Speaker 4: If you haven't seen.
Speaker 5: It, you need to watch it because I've heard so
Speaker 5: many people say that they loved that movie.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's it is like such a great debut, like directorial.
Speaker 2: D Yeah, I haven't seen a directorial debut as like.
Speaker 2: It also just feels like we're at like the start
Speaker 2: of something, like a start, the start of like a.
Speaker 5: New like so many good movies that come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, too many good movies?
Speaker 5: Too many? What No, there was like I feel like
Speaker 5: eight years where not one good thing happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been alive as long as you, so I
Speaker 3: don't know if I've had that long of a streak.
Speaker 5: You've been alive for at least eight years.
Speaker 4: Not cognitively. All right, Well, guys, thanks so much for walking.
Speaker 4: Oh sigh, up corner. Yeah, he's better be good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be pissed if I try to sneak a
Speaker 2: picture of you and the flash turn on, I'm slapping
Speaker 2: the shit out of you. Okay, this one's like mainly
Speaker 2: pertaining to me. My dick is so big, i'd be
Speaker 2: scared to go to sleep because it'd be hanging off
Speaker 2: the bed and I don't want the monsters to grab
Speaker 2: my dangling dick. Is that it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I got two more. Actually, one more. Teach your kids
Speaker 2: their real name? No that one? No, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: I don't know you tell me.
Speaker 3: Teach your kids their real name. The damn teacher called
Speaker 3: this baby name times. He listening for stink of it.
Speaker 2: He's listening for stinkle bit. That was from Sienna and
Speaker 2: Maddie submissions.
Speaker 4: Well, I have one that's not necessarily.
Speaker 3: That's kind of gross. This is not a sye op
Speaker 3: corner of meme. I just thought about it in the car.
Speaker 3: I already said it to you. Eating pussy with a
Speaker 3: dental damn, must feel like taking a Saran wrapped prepackaged
Speaker 3: chicken thigh home and tongueing it.
Speaker 4: Just the thought I had. But do practice safe sex.
Speaker 2: Wampomp losers, fucking prudes? All right, that's wrapping the first
Speaker 2: out on the new though.
Speaker 4: Shout up, damn that echo?
Speaker 2: That's good?
Speaker 3: Should I give a better scream? Should I scream again?
Speaker 3: Let's see how like? Hey, are we gonna do scream challenge?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Should I pull this back? Is it gonna like?
Speaker 2: Peek?
Speaker 4: I have to get it? M was that good?
Speaker 5: Echoes? For like ten seconds?
Speaker 2: I can't do it? Scream, but I gotta h.
Speaker 3: And I want to scream, but I don't want to
Speaker 3: take up space and dis certain people.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, you have a lot to live up to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's hard. It's a tough act to follow.
Speaker 2: Why do you always have to do one where it's
Speaker 2: like one and then another because I gotta get the
Speaker 2: second one out. The second one is the better one.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Well, thank you guys so much for watching. Bye bye,