WEBVTT - Coke in a While: Episode 62 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne

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<v Speaker 1>The one where taking my.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to talk now. So thanks to listening

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<v Speaker 2>to two cool moms. I'm Joe. Tell the people who

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<v Speaker 2>you are, Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going Steve Burn, Steve Burn.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, Hello, Well we're two cool moms. Friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You were just watching trailer for a summer movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Summer movie. I love summer blockbuster season.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite. The minute I say summer blockbuster, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>first movie that comes to my pendance?

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<v Speaker 3>Day?

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<v Speaker 1>Really, white, White and day.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think it. I just did.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that's the one that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess it's also it's it's based in the summer,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, fourth of July weekend. But yeah, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 4>that's one of the ones I really think. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>for a while, Will Smith on that market of summer blockbuster, Right,

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<v Speaker 4>there's always one who all his films came out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think now it's just a I don't know, facebuster.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>When Stallone and Schwarzenegger were dropping there, they were like

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<v Speaker 4>the big action here is there. Movies weren't necessarily summer

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<v Speaker 4>movies though, they were just coming out when they came out, right, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember I want to be in summer blockbuster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. What did you? What about you

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<v Speaker 2>for Blockbuster? Well, now it's all marvel, right, all the Marvels.

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<v Speaker 2>They always kick off the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I I just

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<v Speaker 1>think I don't know Jaws because there was the first

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<v Speaker 1>one and I finished reading that book by the uh

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<v Speaker 1>by the author. But yeah, that was the first summer

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<v Speaker 1>blockbuster Jaws, was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because because films were not geared towards you know, uh

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<v Speaker 1>being seasonal or anything like that. But now you see

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars films were being released in May, so just

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<v Speaker 1>as kids getting out of school. So hopefully you have

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<v Speaker 1>a long theatrical run with you made the fourth three

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<v Speaker 1>with you, but then you have then because of scheduling

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<v Speaker 1>with the last ones that they rebooted, they released them

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<v Speaker 1>over the holidays. She get a strong holiday running the

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<v Speaker 1>new year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true too.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good time to drop drop a film, right, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>if it's a family film. Yeah, the Halloween movies, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you get all the horrors come out around then, so

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<v Speaker 4>I can say there's a single, you get the rom

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<v Speaker 4>comms are on Valentine's Day, Mother's Day run then right.

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<v Speaker 1>But you just saw the flash trailer. What do you think,

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<v Speaker 1>did youreve look great?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna see it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely go see it. I just when I was watching,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, they cast Ezra Miller like a young boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they showed the little boy and it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>kid can't even run.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you notice that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why would you cast a kid that like looks

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<v Speaker 1>at him but it looks like he just learned to run?

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<v Speaker 1>It like a like a newborn fawn, like like the kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of like the legs, the legs haven't liked. It's on

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<v Speaker 4>the side of the Garden State Parkway, like what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>But it looks Look all those DC movies they always

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<v Speaker 1>look they always look great. I was get excited and

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<v Speaker 1>then you go and you're kind of like it was good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had written a summer blockbuster the beginning of it.

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<v Speaker 4>This was pre nine to eleven, and I had done

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<v Speaker 4>a summer blockbuster where the opening sequence was a synchronized

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<v Speaker 4>bombing attack all across New York where at Chase. It

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<v Speaker 4>opened in Shae Stadium and there was a picture stepping

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<v Speaker 4>on the mound and he was he was like kicking

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<v Speaker 4>the thing and he steps on the the that I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know what that white thing is called. He steps on,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he just notices like a little red light

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<v Speaker 4>like under it, and then like he lifts it up

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<v Speaker 4>and it's like the bottom of the center. There's like

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<v Speaker 4>a big part of the game everybody's you know, and

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<v Speaker 4>it lifts listed up and he just sees it and

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<v Speaker 4>it's just he just sees like a counter under it,

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<v Speaker 4>under it. And then at the same time, like there's

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<v Speaker 4>a people stuck on the Verazana Bridge and all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 4>and then like you know, they just see all these

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<v Speaker 4>people find these clocks and it's just a synchronized New

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<v Speaker 4>York just gets decimated. And then it was the story

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<v Speaker 4>of this commander that had to come out of retirement

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<v Speaker 4>and go and and and like solve all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that was like my big thing that I had written,

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<v Speaker 2>like the first maybe fifteen twenty pages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a pretty cool opening. Though.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a cool opening.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say I'd feel bad for people and Shay

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<v Speaker 1>like the Arizona, it's like, eh, fucking that's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. That bridge as out of bridge is the

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<v Speaker 2>longest suspension bridge in America?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? It is.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the what's the distance?

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<v Speaker 2>Two point six miles? I made that up. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's long.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's the thing too, though, they actually it's so long

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<v Speaker 5>that it has to have curvature, so you go uphill

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<v Speaker 5>while you're driving it and downhill while you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming over it. But it is the longest break longest

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<v Speaker 2>suspension bridge in mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just a San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>And Golden Gates, A nice bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>See, here's my point. Here's my point. Shoe, go to

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<v Speaker 1>any souvenir shop. What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Two point five miles? Point five miles?

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<v Speaker 1>Almost exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Guess you said two points. You're off by a tenth

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<v Speaker 1>of a mile. That's crazy. You just guess that.

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<v Speaker 5>Dis guess that's sorry, athlete, it's two point five to nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, so I round it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is pretty amazing, dude, you're the mat fleet.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I think I did Actually once, now

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm saying it, I think once I clocked it

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<v Speaker 4>because I drive over used to drive over it all

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<v Speaker 4>the time. Yeah, and I think I was like, how

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<v Speaker 4>oh is this thing? And I think there's that just

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<v Speaker 4>stuck in my head. I never knew it, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>but I guess it just popped up, popped up its head,

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<v Speaker 4>that geeky math.

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<v Speaker 1>Number of things like all right, well you're single now, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>so feel free to drop that knowledge bomb on all

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies in the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeaht me tell you a thing or two about a

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<v Speaker 2>thing or two.

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<v Speaker 1>There was one time I rented one of those little

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<v Speaker 1>yellow uh tourist cars. Do you ever see those? They're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like go karts, but you have to help

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<v Speaker 1>the helmet all you get too around the thing and

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<v Speaker 1>it's and and it's pretty cool because it has like

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<v Speaker 1>a little radio and it's like a GPS thing and

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<v Speaker 1>it tells you where to go like a little lady.

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<v Speaker 1>It's programmed and it tells you where to drive and everything. Yes, there,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. It's electric powered. It's not gas powered.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when you're going uphills you are they say

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<v Speaker 1>stay in the road in the ark cars just like

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<v Speaker 1>like anybody that there up the hell. It's really embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not worth the the way of seeing the city

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Like you're a grown man get on the trolley.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I yeah, I can't imagine you spent much time in

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<v Speaker 4>San fran though.

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<v Speaker 2>I did like the company I worked for. A giggle

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<v Speaker 2>started there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really when I.

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<v Speaker 4>Went back, that's where the hometown was when I went

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<v Speaker 4>to train the little store, and then they opened a

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<v Speaker 4>lot in the Bay Area. They were in Walnut Creek,

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<v Speaker 4>they were in a Corta, madera, a lot of places

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<v Speaker 4>around there.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had spent some time in San Frana.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a beautiful sit so great. I love it

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<v Speaker 1>so great.

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<v Speaker 4>I got there was a great CVS there that I

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<v Speaker 4>got a Royal Dance cookie bit from in two thousand

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<v Speaker 4>and one a CBS.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, now you can just take anything you want

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<v Speaker 1>that's right in the CBS and San France that you

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 4>We did the first thing, first time it was eving

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<v Speaker 4>San Francisco for real reels, was with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>We played.

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<v Speaker 4>Our first big gig was a San Francisco Sketch Fest.

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<v Speaker 4>It was year one for them. They have their on

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<v Speaker 4>like they just celebrited. I think they're twenty year anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you guys were at the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Were the first one ever the Tenderloins.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is just when you guys are just on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>just like i'd they discover you.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you're just on YouTube. You submitted, Yeah, we submitted.

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<v Speaker 4>For it, and we did one of our sketches, but

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<v Speaker 4>one of our sketches had a geisha woman in it,

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<v Speaker 4>and we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Realize how excuse me, Joe, I'm gonna have to.

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<v Speaker 4>And we didn't realize how sensitive a topic it was,

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<v Speaker 4>especially in San Francisco. Oh right right, and it bombed

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<v Speaker 4>bad and then we were like, why did this because

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<v Speaker 4>it's We're like, this is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kills in Staten Island and then we were like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>It's insensitive and you did it like in their backyard

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<v Speaker 4>like so it was it was that was a bad experience.

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<v Speaker 1>There was Murray the geisha. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Our friend Gideon, who used to be honest, was as

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<v Speaker 2>erm minute really yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So you had a few different members prior to.

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<v Speaker 4>Botch started it for Ust Mike Pacio and before we

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<v Speaker 4>had Q and then when we expanded to be traveling sketch.

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<v Speaker 4>Gideon was a great sketch actor, so he came in.

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<v Speaker 4>He was an active friend of ours in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever wonder or contemplate how different things would be?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously they worked at the way they did. Man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean how the different personalities. It just obviously it worked.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, how different would it have been? Very yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very yeah, yeah, very.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Ques was a difference maker because when you

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<v Speaker 4>put Q in there, he had a different perspective on comedy.

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<v Speaker 4>He had a different viewpoint. He wasn't afraid to speak

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<v Speaker 4>his mind on stuff. He cared in a way right,

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<v Speaker 4>like in a big way that made other people. His

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<v Speaker 4>care was like infectious, a little bit right. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>there was a thing about like kinda you wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>he was for me, he was a little bit more

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<v Speaker 4>of an outsider. I didn't know him as well as

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<v Speaker 4>he had knew Mur and Sal. So there was a

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<v Speaker 4>thing of like trying to impress the wrong word, but

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<v Speaker 4>it's kind of the right word too. It's like you

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<v Speaker 4>want to, you know, show that you could be funny,

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<v Speaker 4>go think of something outside the box kind of stuff. So,

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<v Speaker 4>and also like to get retorts from him or to

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<v Speaker 4>when you're writing with him, and it was always fresh.

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<v Speaker 4>It was always different, you know when I wrote with

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<v Speaker 4>you know, me and Sal has got Mary's got a

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<v Speaker 4>very corny, well executed humor. He knows corny well, he

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<v Speaker 4>could be very corny. He writes funny. When it comes

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<v Speaker 4>to corny, he acts it very well. He plays a

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<v Speaker 4>great straight man when it comes into something, yeah, things

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<v Speaker 4>like that. He he knows how to overact comedically, like

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<v Speaker 4>those kinds of things.

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<v Speaker 2>That's his wheelhouse, you know. So to write for Murray

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<v Speaker 2>was really easy. Sal on the other hand side, you

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<v Speaker 2>could just say, Sal.

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<v Speaker 4>Order order a cupcake and he would do it funny,

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<v Speaker 4>like you have to write for Sal really, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it was cue where Q was really when

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<v Speaker 4>you wrote for Q, it was like he was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like this not as happy kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He kind of he kind of like Blue Collary feel

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<v Speaker 2>to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like he's more than every man kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>But not that Sal and Q and I mar and

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<v Speaker 2>I aren't. You know. I'd argue that we probably are

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<v Speaker 2>on equal playing fields. Besides Murray.

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<v Speaker 4>Murray has a little bit more of a an air

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<v Speaker 4>to him about being like I went to Georgetown, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what I mean kind of feel, But like I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>sALS that was a bartender. He was a man of

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<v Speaker 4>the people, you know what I mean. I mean Salah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, Sala was a bartender. You can't get more

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<v Speaker 4>man of the people in a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>S of course I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in sales, you know, I was working in retail,

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<v Speaker 4>you know. So it was kind of like that. It

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<v Speaker 4>was just like mur was in production. You know Murray,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, so when you're writing for Murry, he was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>more business manny, I guess it's the right way, right right,

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<v Speaker 4>So that when you put Q in the mix of that,

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<v Speaker 4>that's really what sparked the whole thing up where it

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<v Speaker 4>was like, oh, this is this is the right formula,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right recipe, right, yeah, so just kind of recalibrated and.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody fell in the role.

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<v Speaker 4>He really liked writing, but he didn't like directing or

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<v Speaker 4>you know as macho or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You nobody really liked to write, and he.

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<v Speaker 4>Was really good at it is still and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the way his mind work was different, and when you

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<v Speaker 4>put somebody putting in a different thought than everybody else

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<v Speaker 4>is thrown in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Water, right right.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And how long had you guys been together at least

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<v Speaker 1>the core three prior to.

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<v Speaker 4>Well we formed a ninety nine and then Q came

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<v Speaker 4>in in two thousand and well, I moved in three

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<v Speaker 4>and I came back in five, So I think he

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<v Speaker 4>joined in two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and six, Phil Full Wow, Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was that he had guessed and worked with us

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<v Speaker 2>all throughout it.

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<v Speaker 1>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>We did this format called the Armando.

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<v Speaker 4>Which was basically someone gave got up and gave a monologue,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you made scenes off their monologue.

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<v Speaker 2>They told a story. She's a great storyteller. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>very full life.

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<v Speaker 4>So he would get up there and tell a story

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<v Speaker 4>and from that we would create three scenes from that.

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<v Speaker 4>Then he would come back in whatever. And he'd always

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<v Speaker 4>done that for us. He was our best. They would

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<v Speaker 4>call the monologist. He was our best monologists always.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty fascinating. So the Armando.

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<v Speaker 4>Armando Diaz it was named after. It came from a

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<v Speaker 4>UCB style Bright Sitizens Brigade in New York. It was

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<v Speaker 4>just based on the Harald is a long form story

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<v Speaker 4>where it doesn't have monologues, where you basically just make

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<v Speaker 4>up a play, visit each scene three times. You make

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<v Speaker 4>three scenes up and visited three times, and each have

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<v Speaker 4>a conclusion, and the last scene ties everything together.

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<v Speaker 2>That's called the.

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<v Speaker 4>Harold Armando has a monologist in the middle, so you're

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<v Speaker 4>making like kind of vignettes and it breaks it up

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<v Speaker 4>and it makes what's kind of like a stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Up feel, and it was a cool marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>And everything doesn't have to wrap up as cleanly because

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<v Speaker 4>you're coming back from the stories and whatnot, but when it.

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<v Speaker 2>Does, it's pretty cool too. So like that was what

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<v Speaker 2>that's the format we did and we just loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>So so Independence Day bringing it all back in defends day.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, here we go, let's get into this.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you hear everybody falling asleep while I was.

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<v Speaker 1>This is coming to us? Three people might have found

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<v Speaker 1>that interesting? Cowboy Kate, I found it interestink right, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know, because you know, you always hear

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<v Speaker 1>the things about jokers, about like lifelong friends high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that you guys were together virtually six

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<v Speaker 1>years and then you know, he comes in and then.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just yeah, but we went to high school with

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<v Speaker 2>him too. He with us in high school, and he

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<v Speaker 2>performed with us all through the ten ones time. He

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<v Speaker 2>just wasn't an official loin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. I just I always assume doomed joined at

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<v Speaker 1>the hip, but I was wrong. Cowboy Kate, A.

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<v Speaker 2>Timing might have been completely offer that too, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>how I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>It, right, But you know the Verrizono the Averzona Bridge

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<v Speaker 1>two point six two five nine, Cowboy Kate writes to us, Ok,

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<v Speaker 1>cowbocate and uh, this is a little depressing because I

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<v Speaker 1>preferse I prefer to get a message from reverse Cowgirl Kate, but.

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<v Speaker 2>To get when you come what comes in by.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure she's never heard that before. Uh. Okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could have a lifetime supply of something, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 1>A lifetime supply?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So now first you gotta spill that in the two things.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you doing fantastical or you're doing like real? Let's

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<v Speaker 4>do both, Okay, so let's start with fantastical. Fantastical lifetime

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<v Speaker 4>supply of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have to say, oh that's tricky. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>fantastical you're go lifetime suplay of anything? I would want

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<v Speaker 1>unlimited like or an easier way to do it. But

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<v Speaker 1>but just like unlimited miles on an airline, so I

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<v Speaker 1>could go anywhere I want. That'd be my Fantastic Awards points.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, lifetime supply.

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<v Speaker 1>Of rewards, it just it just never ends. I could

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<v Speaker 1>I could fly anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So then I would just take that out of

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<v Speaker 4>the next for you and just say, well, when you

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<v Speaker 4>have a lifetime supply of AMEX gift cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Because then you could buy anything and travel, so you

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<v Speaker 2>could use those.

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<v Speaker 4>But then if you want to pick out yourself up

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<v Speaker 4>a Rolex watch, you just peel them off the five hundreds.

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<v Speaker 2>That's money.

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you said your your I went, I

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<v Speaker 1>went micro and then you went macro. Said well, why

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<v Speaker 1>when you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, how do I make travel? Lifetime supply? That

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<v Speaker 2>was a great answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know what yours would be watches.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not bad, but you run out. My first thing honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>Went out of time. You've never run out of time,

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<v Speaker 1>so you never.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of time.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the thing, yeah, Stevie Weavey, that I was thinking

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<v Speaker 4>I would. The first thing came to my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. It was comfy blankets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the worst. You get a blanket anywhere, No, you can.

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<v Speaker 4>But if I had a lifetime supply of them, once

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<v Speaker 4>it got a little I don't get rid of That's

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<v Speaker 4>why I get no one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why that's what came out. But I would like shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I would probably say shoes, because you got it's

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<v Speaker 5>something that needs.

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<v Speaker 2>To get run through, and shoes get ruined a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this. If somebody said to you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a lifetime shoes, or you could travel

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere you want anytime on any airline, what would you choose.

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<v Speaker 1>I take the airline shoes, I'd buy you can always

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<v Speaker 1>buy shoes. Yeah, you can't buy you can't buy trips all.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you could, right, But to just have that

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<v Speaker 1>access to go anywhere at the dry drop of a dime,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fun. That'd be sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But no, But then one you just like say,

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<v Speaker 2>like get a private plane and you're done. Then if you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Driving, this is a lifetime supply, is not a This

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<v Speaker 1>is not a life. Okay, I get a lifetime supply

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<v Speaker 1>private chess? You is that what you want?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not right, that's not right. That's not plane. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not the spirit of the game. I see what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but in your in your fantasy, you're flying economy

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<v Speaker 4>maybe comfort plus.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's the fantasy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm gonna get extra leg rop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. I I would get my wish up

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<v Speaker 1>like Genie, are you sure? It's like uh huh. And

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<v Speaker 1>then i'd be in a middle seat going to Tokyo.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be furious. I'd be like, fuck it, I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had a middle seat to Tokyo, I probably

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't go. No, no, I have to have a window.

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<v Speaker 1>That little jiggy had a middle seat to Tokyo.

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<v Speaker 3>For sure, you saving money, he's saving money, he's he

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<v Speaker 3>probably he's probably sleeping in the overhead storage, pinching yen

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<v Speaker 3>as they say, Yeah, lifetimes apply that fantastical for real,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's got to be a food thing, right, it's

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<v Speaker 3>gotta be like a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>Reality would be food. Yeah, I would think, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, a lifetimes to apply a clean water, clean drinkable water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Jesus, you live in America. What do you in? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>You live here, but you're going on your trips and

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<v Speaker 4>you end up in Mazakusku and you you don't know me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's south of par you're getting you're there, and you

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<v Speaker 2>get there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can take their barrizono.

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<v Speaker 2>Two point five to nine miles you get you're thirsty,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do a drink, you drink all you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a lifetime supply of fresh I mean, come on, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to think, be practical, Like what do you need?

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<v Speaker 5>What was your fantastical fantastical was shoes? So you're really

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<v Speaker 5>in on shoes, that's it. You could go to any

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<v Speaker 5>So this is like across the board, this is Nike.

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<v Speaker 5>You could go to Yeah, although you you messed up,

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<v Speaker 5>you step in, don't hit your thirty shoes out, you

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<v Speaker 5>get new shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about that. Think about how much you spend on shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>How many pairs of shoes have you had in your life?

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot. I have a lot of sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what I'm saying. So all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, shoes isn't so silly? And how

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<v Speaker 2>often do you how long are you going to travel?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to work? You know what I'm saying, Will

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<v Speaker 2>you travel for work?

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<v Speaker 1>Shoes are not that expected like a shoe is.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll put in a monetary value. I'll put a convenience.

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<v Speaker 2>I put a convenience value. But here's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If I have a lifetime supplies shoes. One day I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wearing the shoes are gone.

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<v Speaker 5>Three hundred and sixty fivedays a year, I'm getting three

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<v Speaker 5>hundred and sixty five pairs of shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if I'm going out at night, I'm in a Dubel.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do it too. Down here, let's call it

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<v Speaker 2>seven hundred pairs a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now yourself volcano, Well exactly, let's say said I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen more shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's say five hundred and fifty pairs a year. That's conservative.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's that's that's if you're Brewster's millions.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disposable shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, I've got to use all these shoes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to spend this million dollars in one month.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm making something that I'm making something disposable that doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>have to be I see what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I think fantastically. I think I think I I

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<v Speaker 1>think I knocked it out of the park. Okay with

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<v Speaker 1>I know with flights.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't disagree. That's actually pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you could say, like unlimited concert tickets. I would

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<v Speaker 1>do that one too. I would go see any show

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<v Speaker 1>I want anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a better one. That's a better one, hands down.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I still think trips no, because you could always

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<v Speaker 4>buy a ticket to anywhere you can't get into it,

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<v Speaker 4>like the new concert if it sells out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can can be shut out of a concert.

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<v Speaker 1>You could get tickets. All you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>call your agent.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about me, talking about person, and we think

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<v Speaker 4>that's gonna last forever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking shoke out from cool moms.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I get tickets to see Jesse's Girl the eighties

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<v Speaker 4>hip hop of the eighties Comma Band?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Joe, who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>I still think air travel is the best one.

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<v Speaker 2>Travels not bad, but the the what do you call?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not bad either?

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<v Speaker 4>How about this I'll take I'll take concerts. I guess

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<v Speaker 4>you take that and we'll go everywhere together and.

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<v Speaker 1>Say we go, okay, great, we'll go. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>do for tea? Swizzle swizz?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have to do for real? What do

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do for like the real one? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's got to be food, right, because you'll never go hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta be food, never go hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't just say food. I don't think that's no, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 2>But so it has to be like cornstarch.

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<v Speaker 1>But then it's like, are you getting gluttonous? Like is

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<v Speaker 1>this a guilty pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's gotta be survival one. It's got to be like.

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<v Speaker 1>We're We're not on the History show, History Channel show alone.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like we live.

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<v Speaker 2>In the thick of anything.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's going to be life to our supply of it,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I gets sick of oreos. A lifetime supply

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<v Speaker 4>of oreos. You know what oreo tests me, test me,

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<v Speaker 4>let's see challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that much time left. It's not that

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<v Speaker 2>big of an event kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oreo boy, a lifetime supply of.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I went with water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what you get water right now?

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<v Speaker 2>It's free. It's true. But I'm saying I'm here, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not in Morumby. If I'm in Morumbi, where's it's south

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<v Speaker 2>of Anura? Banera? Bread? Yeah, I guess that. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's got to be some sort of food thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Eggs or to your point earlier, underwear.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, great, you can just chuck it, chuck them. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to wash nothing. Unlimited supply of clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>That that's that. I probably save you so much time,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, energy. No dry cleaning, soaps, no washing,

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<v Speaker 1>dry folding.

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<v Speaker 2>No folding, wrinkles, ironing, done, all that party. I have

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<v Speaker 2>to get what it's like to I mean, these says

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<v Speaker 2>like I was gonna be like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>These are little fuckers. They were something once and throw out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, I haven't watched these jeans in four months.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it back on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what that's that's that's actually a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Clothing can be good shoes, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Next question I'm doing with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I said McDonald's French triest though, Oh yeah, I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you this. I had one of and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Joe going I say this. I took a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Of course. I had one of the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>sushi meals I've ever had last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so jealous. You invite me.

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<v Speaker 1>Japanica.

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<v Speaker 2>Japannka, Japanica, Japanica.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right around the corner from Panera Fat but Japanica.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's called Japanica. It's uh in between the

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<v Speaker 1>stand the cellar. I was walking down. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could eat. I went in. They closed a ten thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is perfect. I had my book

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<v Speaker 1>with me, sat down, maybe two other couples in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a what's the white wrap called? You know

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<v Speaker 1>when you get a crab roll and it's the white

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the green soy paper, but it's white.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the rice on the outside or the soy Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>it's a rice wrap or something like that, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>really sat on the outside.

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<v Speaker 1>They crisped the sesame seeds on it, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And the crab was fresh. It wasn't becauseation is this

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<v Speaker 1>cra It's real crab. I had a you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>the yellow tail. They usually give you a ponzu. They

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<v Speaker 1>had this green sauce. Is this? I asked him. I go,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this sauce? It's fantastic. Use It's a jalapino sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a sweet jilipino sauce. It was like a

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<v Speaker 1>tang to it, right, and it was a little hot.

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<v Speaker 1>But they it was like sweet and sour and it

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<v Speaker 1>was this. It was they they blended it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sauces make the Oh my god, come on, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to go you want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. One of the best meals I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point? What's the point?

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<v Speaker 2>Unlimited food? You said, French fries, And that's how we

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<v Speaker 2>got there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had this great I had this great sushi.

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<v Speaker 1>Go do my show. Get back to the room. I

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<v Speaker 1>know he got two hours of work to do. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>up late on my fries. Let's get some McDonald's. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got it. I'm telling you, when you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have McDonald's for a while, that quarter pounder is sensational.

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<v Speaker 1>The fries are fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Terrible twenty minutes alf and I got an unsweetened tea.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I got a coke just so I could

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<v Speaker 1>have I just want a few SIPs, just a few.

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<v Speaker 1>When you don't have sugar for have you? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>gone on like a sugar strike for a while, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you have a coke? Never you ever done a Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't drink colas or soda?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that often?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Seltzer guy, But as soon as I get

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<v Speaker 1>that sweet rush of soda.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do that for the first you're like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot. You all you do is taste of

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<v Speaker 1>the sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Hurts my teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's it's I was like, goda, damn, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had a cocain a while, and I I had

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<v Speaker 1>like two or three SIPs and I was like, goddamn,

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<v Speaker 1>is fucking awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like way too Really, it wasn't a coca and

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<v Speaker 2>a smile as a cocing a while telling you stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they say, yeah, I keep having it. You

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<v Speaker 2>can have a cocing a while. It's not covid a smile.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the first.

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<v Speaker 2>Merch co.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, okay, this is it is interesting, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it's very interesting. This is uh quite the conundrum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, that's what we're here for.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming us from rach hey Mom's fact check inquiry. Since you,

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<v Speaker 1>since you are both dads to a son and a daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>would you say this is true?

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna be giving a statement. We have to say,

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<v Speaker 2>do we think it's true?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say this is true? I would die for

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<v Speaker 1>my son. I would kill for my daughter love the pod,

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<v Speaker 1>So would you say this is true? I would die

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<v Speaker 1>for my son. I would kill for my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Who So the way you break it down. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I would. I would die for both of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And some say that's the definition of love. I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard that. It's like when you're asked, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>define love? Thousand different and one of the big definitions

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<v Speaker 1>is that you would die for that individual.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and I think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got its roots and Christianity.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I got you so but okay, So the first

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<v Speaker 5>thing I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, would you die for this, well, Tuesday or

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<v Speaker 1>is it like Friday? I get to what we got

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<v Speaker 1>playoffs NHL.

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<v Speaker 4>My family would have an easier time existing with me

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<v Speaker 4>than one of I contribute a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be honest. You could have another one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Has he ever written a cold open?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 4>But that also implies that you would that you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>die for your other one, and you wouldn't kill for

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<v Speaker 4>your other one.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't kill for I wouldn't kill for my son.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn' kill for my son.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if I Well, I guess that means

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<v Speaker 5>that you would take a wrongdoing to your daughter much

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<v Speaker 5>more to heart than you would for your son.

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<v Speaker 2>And you'd want to justify it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what the there is some uh look

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<v Speaker 1>these days, right, there's a sexist bent to it, right

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<v Speaker 1>that like the daughter is incapable, which guys, we're gonna be,

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<v Speaker 1>but but that you would need to protect her and

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<v Speaker 1>the son would be in a dire situation where you

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<v Speaker 1>would have to sacrifice your life for his.

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<v Speaker 4>I would die for my kill for my daughter, meaning

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<v Speaker 4>that you're well, you're taking it that your son.

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<v Speaker 1>I would die for my son, but I would not

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<v Speaker 1>kill for my daughter, because that's why we have a

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<v Speaker 1>legal system. I would.

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<v Speaker 2>For my daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it, guys, I'd hire good law for my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>I would lawyer up for my door.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the thing, though, I would say this. I would

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 4>say this take you to a point where you would

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<v Speaker 4>die for your kid. I'm thinking it from a five

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<v Speaker 4>year old and a seven year old, which I have

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<v Speaker 4>right now. I'm not thinking about my thirty year old

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<v Speaker 4>son and my thirty four year old daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>No, after you leave the house, fuck that your nine

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<v Speaker 1>year old.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I think I'm saying if you if your

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<v Speaker 4>daughter or I would die for either of my young children.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wouldn't say I put that on it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I would.

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<v Speaker 4>The kill comes into like I go right to like

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<v Speaker 4>a movie or something where somebody like drunk driver kills

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<v Speaker 4>your kid and then you're like, I want to get justice.

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<v Speaker 2>They get let off and you have to go kill

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<v Speaker 2>this right right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you kill somebody if they killed your kid like taken?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, taken one hundred percent. Oh okay, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the skills.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have the skills.

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<v Speaker 4>But if I did, if I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Lean niece and my bag, I'm going to do the

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<v Speaker 1>best I can hack in my backpack. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>hire those two Nigerians that Jesse Smollett hired and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>bring them back up, maycause they seem incompetent.

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<v Speaker 2>But you get a ball bat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I rest old in seventh grade. It

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<v Speaker 1>out of my skill set.

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<v Speaker 2>I would. Okay, here's a great that's a great scenario.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the daughters taken. Yeah, you called me up.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, Joe, my daughter has been taken. Yeah, let's go.

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 2>What's off? What's off? First move? What's what's up for?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's what I.

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<v Speaker 4>Call the authorities, Steve, I'm gonna have to tap into

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<v Speaker 4>your unlimited miles.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get I gotta get the Bulgaria.

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<v Speaker 1>That wish was kind of for me.

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<v Speaker 2>But listen, I'm gonna bring sneak you. I got sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just be throwing shoes at these people. That's when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to and.

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>They have it. That's an interesting question though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like I would die for either of

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<v Speaker 2>my kids. I'm not worry. I'm not saying that because

0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 2>you have to say that.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually literally thought about it, and I think it

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<v Speaker 4>would die. The biggest conundermine I always had been given it.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and Murray talked about this at length. Was you're

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<v Speaker 4>on a boat and you can only save one of

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<v Speaker 4>these three. It's your wife, your daughter, and your mother

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 4>the dog going down. And then everybody instantly says your.

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<v Speaker 1>Daughter, because the two moms would be like, look, you

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<v Speaker 1>got to save her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not up to them.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mom would be like, oh, she says all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, it's not I bought my mom. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>the mom for her birthday. What what'd you say? You

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<v Speaker 1>got to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Say it's not the mom? Who who's the mom? The

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<v Speaker 2>wife and the daughter we all know.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I bought my mom and necklace for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like that, why would you spend jewelry? I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be around that thatch long. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so Korean. She does. And then my my, my wife

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<v Speaker 1>would absolutely bubble bubble yeah right, and I beg, but

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<v Speaker 1>when when you're dead, when you're in a club, do you

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<v Speaker 1>mind if I date what I wanted to hear? That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to hear. I think I think she

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<v Speaker 1>s all right that no, no, read your hand out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was palm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, here's the thing about your mom. She always has

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<v Speaker 1>to get the last word up. She always she wants

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<v Speaker 1>me to be a happy BLI.

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<v Speaker 2>Me would probably be like, no, I want mom, can

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<v Speaker 2>you go? You don't even know how to pay the cable?

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<v Speaker 1>But very true, yeah, very true.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was the connundu I was always saying. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a great that's a great one. That's a really thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Sit around and sit around, and do you know I

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<v Speaker 2>was even.

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<v Speaker 1>In that scenario, what would who would not choose the daughter?

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<v Speaker 4>The wife is an interesting pick because it takes your

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<v Speaker 4>whole life, to the whole life to find your love

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<v Speaker 4>of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>You find it you could have another kid. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>that's the one that we hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hold on, you can't just have another Your children

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<v Speaker 1>are like your children are from like to meet anybody else.

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 1>You could go on the street and just meet somebody.

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>True that that is so true. You can absolutely how

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 1>many times people you're the love of my life. I

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 1>would never be about it, and then something unfortunate happens

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 1>that individual, and then a fucking year later they're walking

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<v Speaker 1>down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, it's like it depends on me.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on the age of the child. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>a four month baby, you don't really know that thing.

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't know that thing. If it's if it's a

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<v Speaker 2>ten year old, then you've got a report. Because I

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 2>have memories together. It's gonna be hard to tugue on

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 2>the chain. But the wife.

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<v Speaker 1>An infant, okay, doctor, late term abortion, four month old

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 1>that's still like a four month old is starting to smile. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So you want you want to get, you want to get,

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 4>you want to split hairs a two month old. I

0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 4>always want the kid. I always want the kid. I

0:31:58.240 --> 0:31:59.479
<v Speaker 4>thought it was Yeah, I thought it was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't have a baby. Joe was just like

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. But it's so many that he never put

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<v Speaker 1>forth the effort to get to know me. How about that, guys,

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:07.440
<v Speaker 1>how about that he didn't get don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>My kids overy two years old? I'm not afraid to say.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 1>That, don't really.

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I hate them, didn't hate them. I just

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't know them, just didn't like them, didn't connect with

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<v Speaker 2>them until it.

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Was People feel that way.

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 2>People had say I say that all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>People were like, you're gonna meet that baby, your life's

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 5>can change, canna be the lovely live.

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I didn't not at all off to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, can't matgine my life without and loved them. So

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm too even before this two and up, like two

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 4>is like when I was like, oh this kid, this

0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:29.240
<v Speaker 4>is nice, is what fatherhood feels like. I just felt

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 4>more natural, more comfortable with that.

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, So it just took time for you. I

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.239
<v Speaker 1>guess it's just some people growing. Yeah, I instantly, just

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>both of them. Yeah, I was just hooked.

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<v Speaker 2>But in this conversation about the canoe, the poor mothers,

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<v Speaker 2>they got no shot.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't even they don't even like they had to

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<v Speaker 4>debate it and be like, well, what what are you.

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Gonna help me? If I'm in a canoe right and

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>my mom's behind me, why is here? And my daughter's here?

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>And a voice comes down? You can always save You

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>can always save two. This is the look I give

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<v Speaker 1>my mom, And she'd be like, got him.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a great query the other night out when

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<v Speaker 4>I was out and about uh after I was in

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<v Speaker 4>the city. We were touring, went out to the bar

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<v Speaker 4>after and someone posed a question to me, if you

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<v Speaker 4>could meet your lifelong hero, what's the question you would

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 4>ask them?

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought that was a fun one.

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so a who is your hero? And then and

0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>then what would you ask? It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a great conversation I ended up with.

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<v Speaker 4>I ended up with mel Brooks, and I asked him

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<v Speaker 4>I would ask him. I would ask him that question

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<v Speaker 4>to see who my biggest inspiration's biggest inspiration was.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, that's pretty interesting.

0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 4>That's a very great question to ask somebody you look

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<v Speaker 4>up to.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that was That was the thing we went

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<v Speaker 2>off on. That was the tangent we went off on.

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's a perfect question to ask somebody

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 2>you look up to.

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<v Speaker 1>And eventually, over the course of time, we just end

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<v Speaker 1>up in a cave.

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<v Speaker 4>A cave, and there's one guy I would ask, how

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 4>was the tyrannosaurus beef?

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<v Speaker 2>That's it? And that's and then you're.

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>There, Junga. All right, great mel Brooks as you were hubs,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. And let me guess you haven't even

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<v Speaker 1>started to read the book I bought you.

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:17.399
<v Speaker 2>I did, you did? I'm six pages and we got

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:20.759
<v Speaker 2>six pages. I opened it somewhere. Okay, I opened it

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:21.320
<v Speaker 2>on the bus.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing it though, I did.

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:23.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm reading it?

0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 1>And then how how soon did you fall asleep?

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't fall a sleep? Very quickly after that I

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:29.840
<v Speaker 2>started getting AFOs. We were on the bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's a question it making us. When is the

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<v Speaker 1>next live or live show?

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<v Speaker 2>Lad? You asked? We're ready to announce it?

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 1>We are.

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 2>We don't know yet. We should do an the live

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 2>one you want to know one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that one in Nashville was pretty damn

0:34:51.120 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 1>awesome fun. And I think I remember reflexively when you

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 1>when we both came off, we both walk off stage,

0:34:57.560 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 1>go in the green room, and we're both like, that

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 1>was so.

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Much fun, so much fun.

0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 1>We should love to do it.

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 2>We should do in Miami. We're doing Miami, Miami, Miami.

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Im prop down. There's a great room.

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>You know. I don't need an excuse to go to Miami.

0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:12.360
<v Speaker 1>So absolutely, yeah, I.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Mean we could do it in Nashville again, that's where

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 2>you live. It super easy. Yeah, if we wanted to

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 2>do it again. But do you think we switched cities.

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you think we do the same one?

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:21.760
<v Speaker 1>We could do it in multiple I mean we could.

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 1>We could always tack them onto a show, We could

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:25.760
<v Speaker 1>tack them onto a Monday, we could tack them onto anything.

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love doing them. I mean to do

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>it live would be so much fun, and that was

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:30.280
<v Speaker 1>we should.

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 2>See what it was fun for me Again.

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<v Speaker 4>We just don't let people yelled me about that they

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 4>didn't know you were going to be there, and they

0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 4>would have come, oh, we should tell people when you're

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:37.640
<v Speaker 4>gonna be with me.

0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:39.320
<v Speaker 2>We have to let them know that we will.

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 1>But I've been very lax about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like telling people you wouldn't know me, That's okay, No,

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 2>the lescense yourself. It's fine.

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 1>I barely tell people where I am. I'm so bad

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:49.239
<v Speaker 1>at all the clubs, like, oh, you could post. You

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:50.960
<v Speaker 1>can post like, how about you fucking.

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll start, I'll start doing it. But yeah we'll do

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 2>another live one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's coming to us. Is a question, what do

0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:58.320
<v Speaker 1>you think about frozen yogurt?

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. I don't like I'm not a

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>big ice cream guys. They all desert.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't really get to if the froio for me

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:06.279
<v Speaker 4>always comes about what else can I put in?

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:07.120
<v Speaker 2>It's the toppings.

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:09.399
<v Speaker 4>I have a doll up and everything else to captain

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:12.640
<v Speaker 4>crunch is coming in the emin m's the sprinkles all that.

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 2>They are all showing off the wet walnut.

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>So the yogurts almost just ketchup freeze.

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.919
<v Speaker 2>Ketchup, and I'm the n verse.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wow, that's weird.

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what really annoys me with some people

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<v Speaker 4>don't make rooms for the toppings, and they get annoyed

0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 4>when everything starts spilling out. You need to be able

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:27.640
<v Speaker 4>to You gotta do either a tight spiral high so

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 4>you have room around the cylinder. We gotta go wide

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 4>fat mouth so you could dump stuff inside.

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 2>It's just simple. It's simple engineering. And nobody prepares themselves

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 2>and then they're spilling all over the place. Everything's sticky,

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 2>is so annoying. Oh god, dad, you've a listening to

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<v Speaker 2>two cool moms. I'm in Joe Gatto and we appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I got time for.

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