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Speaker 1: Evil wife discovers my five million dollars in bitcoin. Now

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Speaker 1: she's divorcing me and suing me for half swam escaping

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Speaker 1: to France.

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Speaker 2: Uh wei wei, but again the big coin.

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Speaker 1: Let's hide the biggin in the beginning. So where's the

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Speaker 1: crypto fight?

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Speaker 2: You cannot find me. I'm almost imagining as like, where

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Speaker 2: is my crypto? It's not here? Yeah, like like who

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Speaker 2: o oi it is invisible. You can't see it. I

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Speaker 2: can't see you. Also, French people, please don't get mad

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Speaker 2: at us. I actually I have a love affair with France.

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Speaker 2: Just to be clear, I love ratituy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm sure they'll I'm sure they'll accept that as

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Speaker 1: the truest form of like, wow, he gets us so well.

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Speaker 1: He just he just understands our culture so well. So

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Speaker 1: I will keep it short, which OPI does not. I

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Speaker 1: am a French citizen living inside the United States on

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Speaker 1: a work permit. I thought I was in love with

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Speaker 1: the woman and stupidly, idiotically decided to get married.

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Speaker 2: Man, this guy's not bitter at all.

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Speaker 1: You buffoon. Wow, you thought you could fall in love

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Speaker 1: and have a happy marriage.

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Speaker 2: This is Reddit. No one falls in love on Reddit.

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Speaker 2: You come an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I do not want to make this a relationship post,

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Speaker 1: but she ended up cheating on me multiple times.

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Speaker 2: Not better at all. He's over it.

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Speaker 1: I am stupid, so I have very little evidence of

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Speaker 1: this to show in a court.

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Speaker 2: I love how it is like, like, not only is

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Speaker 2: his wife like cheating on him, but he's like, I'm

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Speaker 2: an idiot too.

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Speaker 1: I don't have evidence.

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Speaker 2: This man doesn't have anything.

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Speaker 1: We had a big fight when we talked about getting divorced,

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Speaker 1: and she said that she was going to take everything

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Speaker 1: from me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no.

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Speaker 1: We got married when I was a bit poorer, so

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Speaker 1: I did not get a prenup Kanye. But now I

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Speaker 1: make six figures as a programmer in California. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not worried about that part too much.

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Speaker 2: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I own a significant portfolio of cryptocurrencies, and when the

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Speaker 1: bitcoin price went up in twenty seventeen, I told my

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Speaker 1: wife about it.

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Speaker 2: First mistake.

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Speaker 1: I never sold it, but I told her how much

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Speaker 1: the value was at the time, in twenty seven five

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Speaker 1: million smackaroons.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's not nothing, bro, that's a lie.

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Speaker 1: If you follow crypto, you probably know that bitcoin is

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Speaker 1: worth half of that today. But in a divorce.

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Speaker 3: She will claim that I owe her two point five

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Speaker 3: million dollars. Oh no, even though the portfolio is worth

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Speaker 3: less than two point five million.

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Speaker 2: She's going she's gonna take everything.

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Speaker 1: Even if I proved the actual value of the crypto,

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Speaker 1: she would still want half. I do not want to

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Speaker 1: give anything to the woman who hurt me so bad.

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Speaker 2: Damn. This man's heartbroken, dude, he's he's heartbroken. His bank

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Speaker 2: is about to be broken. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's a rough situation over here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So for this reason, I've made a decision.

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Speaker 2: What's your decision, op, I'm sure it's going to be

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Speaker 2: completely rational.

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Speaker 1: I liquidated everything, sure, sell it all.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: I liquidated my four oh one k iora bank account

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Speaker 1: and converted all my bitcoin and other liquid assets into

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Speaker 1: an traceable coin Monaro.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: He's putting everything he owns into this. After I do that,

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to France and leaving America forever.

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Speaker 2: This is a lot of big decisions happening very quickly

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Speaker 2: after each other.

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Speaker 1: He's broken up with America too, now, I guess, Wow,

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Speaker 1: got a bad taste. I am a French citizen, and

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Speaker 1: French will not extradite their own Once everything is settled,

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Speaker 1: I should have enough to generate my current income through

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Speaker 1: dividend stocks and then buy a house in the country.

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Speaker 1: Or I'll live with my grandmother for a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Low key. Sounds kind of fire, you know, living with granny,

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Speaker 2: getting granny's cooking in the countryside. I mayn't have to

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Speaker 2: work anymore living out the dividends.

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Speaker 1: If he's you know, financial independence, retire early like he yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably buy your club.

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Speaker 2: Let's buy your club.

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Speaker 1: I will leave a note for my wife just so

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Speaker 2: I feel like that would be better if she thought

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Speaker 2: you were dead.

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Speaker 1: This is the first rational thing I think. He's a Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think he's done. My flight leaves in two days

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Speaker 1: in the dead of night. All I will take with

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Speaker 1: me is my laptop, my phone, and private keys to

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Speaker 2: He's a minimalist, dude.

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Speaker 3: Love it.

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Speaker 2: He's really starting fresh, starting a new new slate, baby, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: clean slate in France. Find yourself a little French lady

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Speaker 2: other than your grandmother.

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Speaker 1: I think I'll give my grandmother a good shock when

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Speaker 1: she sees me.

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Speaker 2: Ha ha.

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Speaker 1: So his grandmother doesn't even know.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he's telling anyone. He's like, he's like

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Speaker 2: going in the dead of night.

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Speaker 1: You would at least think of to tell your grandmother,

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Speaker 1: Like he's like, Yo, I'm here, Granny, I'm here to

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Speaker 1: live with you. The reason I write all this is

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Speaker 1: because I understand I'm very emotional right now. You don't say,

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Speaker 1: and I figure the people on this website are not.

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Speaker 1: I've already made some hard financial decisions to reverse. But

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Speaker 1: my main concerns are legal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sure we're gonna get to those legal concerns

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Speaker 2: in a second. But in terms of making smart financial

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Speaker 2: decisions with his crypto, I hope my boys using cucoin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cucon would have been way better for him to use.

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Speaker 1: And also, they're giving away five hundred dollars to one

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Speaker 1: of our fans if they sign up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and your ex wife can't take that money away

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Speaker 2: from you, hopefully, and.

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Speaker 1: You get up to sixty percent interest, it's super no brainer.

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Speaker 1: So check out our biolink and join cucoyne to enter

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Speaker 1: to win five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: That's five hundred bucks. Say your ex wife will not

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Speaker 2: be able to take we guarantee itching, so I understand

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Speaker 2: my wife will begin divorce proceedings. But will I still

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Speaker 1: And if I do have to, what are the consequences

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Speaker 1: of never paying her as a citizen of France?

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Speaker 2: Bro Man, he's just trying to run away from all

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Speaker 2: his problems.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, I fear I might be too far in,

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Speaker 1: But I will read the comments regardless.

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Speaker 2: I love how Man's like, Hey, I just sold all

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Speaker 2: my assets moved to France so I don't have to

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Speaker 2: pay my ex wife. I know I've made a lot

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Speaker 2: of rash decisions and I'm not gonna change anything, but

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Speaker 2: maybe if I read some of these reddit comments, I'll

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Speaker 2: do something different.

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Speaker 1: You think he could have used all those liquid assets

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Speaker 1: he's sold to afford a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like a lawyer would be a good

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Speaker 2: move right now. Like I feel like your first instinct

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Speaker 2: shouldn't be to sell everything and move to France. Like

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Speaker 2: there's an intermediary step here, and it's called hiring a lawyer.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: I think you just pulled the plug on your entire

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Speaker 1: life and just let it run. But there is an update.

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Speaker 1: The update for those curious, I did consult French and

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Speaker 1: American lawyers Okay, so he did do some some legal consulting.

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Speaker 2: What and was the legal consulting? Yo, bro, you gotta

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Speaker 2: move to France.

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Speaker 1: So nah, everything, I will leave as planned tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: will not leave a note, and I will pay us taxes.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to live with my grandmother for the foreseeable

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Speaker 1: future as I recover Emotionally. I'm very happy with this decision.

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Speaker 1: I miss France and my family, and I was already

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Speaker 1: starting to get unhappy with my job. Thank you read

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Speaker 1: it for the advice. And then there's one final updates.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it seems like actually things are waking up for.

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Speaker 1: Him, honestly, like his insane plan might just work. Final Updates.

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Speaker 1: I made it back home, and the first thing that

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Speaker 1: I did was meet with my lawyer. We went over

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Speaker 1: multiple legal scenarios and every single one was in my favor.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so basically, if you ever just don't want to

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Speaker 2: pay your wars proceedings, you just move to another country.

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 1: Well, he was already a citizen of France, so it

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Speaker 1: made it a lot easier because they won't extradite him,

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Speaker 1: they won't suck him back into.

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Speaker 2: I just go to like I'm a citizen of Australia.

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Speaker 2: Does that mean I can just go to Australia.

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Speaker 1: You're in the clear, dude, as long as Australia won't

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Speaker 1: give you up to the Feds.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Siri, does Australia extradite its citizens? Oh? Only murder?

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Speaker 1: Only murder, So you can do anything but murder and

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Speaker 1: you're home free.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: That's a great it's a great loophole.

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Speaker 2: There we go, There we go.

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Speaker 1: The worst scenario would end up in a ten thousand

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Speaker 1: euro fine, but that would be rare, so it probably

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Speaker 1: won't happen. I will go back to using my Reddit

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Speaker 1: account normally. If anything significant happens, I will do a

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Speaker 1: final update, but as of now, assume this is the

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Speaker 1: final update.

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Speaker 2: Wow. That was an insane story, dude.

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Speaker 1: I did not think any of that was gonna work,

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Speaker 1: but he's pulled it off so far.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm like, damn, Like, is Australia my get out

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Speaker 2: of jail free card?

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Speaker 1: The question is what you have to have, like a

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Speaker 1: crazy crime. You have to like steel steal the teclation

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Speaker 1: of independence and auction it on email. And that's a

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Speaker 1: rap boop