WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Bump Set Date 0:00:00.110 --> 0:00:01.670 Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday and we got a 0:00:01.670 --> 0:00:03.610 brand new episode for you. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in 0:00:03.650 --> 0:00:04.070 the morning. 0:00:04.090 --> 0:00:04.160 Yes! 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:07.140 I barely survived to get here this morning. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.200 I was putting together my to-go, like my little lunch 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:11.380 that I bring in every day. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.340 Yeah, your oyster salad with macaroni. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:16.660 And I needed some sesame dressing on it, and guess what? 0:00:16.700 --> 0:00:19.250 I spilled half the freaking bottle down the front of 0:00:19.290 --> 0:00:19.849 me this morning. 0:00:19.870 --> 0:00:21.310 That sucks. 0:00:21.350 --> 0:00:22.490 You smell like sesame. 0:00:22.510 --> 0:00:25.530 Well, I think my bra is still a little soaked, but... 0:00:25.989 --> 0:00:28.390 The rest of my clothes I did change. 0:00:28.430 --> 0:00:29.910 I feel like that's not the first time your bra 0:00:29.930 --> 0:00:31.750 has been soaked in sesame dressing. 0:00:31.770 --> 0:00:31.910 Yeah. 0:00:31.930 --> 0:00:33.589 So I just wanted to give you a scent for 0:00:33.770 --> 0:00:34.900 listening to today's episode. 0:00:34.909 --> 0:00:37.200 You know what, guys? I bet Brooke's bra always smells 0:00:37.220 --> 0:00:38.060 like some type of food. 0:00:38.100 --> 0:00:42.240 Yeah, that's right. Like a microwave oven down there. What 0:00:42.260 --> 0:00:43.620 do you got in the comments, Alexis? 0:00:43.659 --> 0:00:46.660 Yeah, Faye said, you know, I barely started watching your 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:50.180 YouTube channel, and I envisioned you guys completely different. 0:00:50.260 --> 0:00:52.880 I envisioned Brooke as a brunette, sporty. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.410 Kind of look, that wears sportswear and like a jacket 0:00:55.450 --> 0:00:56.750 around her waist half the time. 0:00:56.770 --> 0:00:58.740 And envision Jeffrey. 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.970 As a tan man with no beard and brown hair, 0:01:01.470 --> 0:01:04.570 And Alexis, I figured she was a blonde, but also 0:01:04.690 --> 0:01:05.729 like a brown hair woman. 0:01:05.750 --> 0:01:05.810 Oh. 0:01:06.530 --> 0:01:10.890 So I am blonde. What do you mean you thought 0:01:10.910 --> 0:01:13.430 I was blonde? I am blonde, Faye. So after this, 0:01:13.470 --> 0:01:13.970 I blocked them. 0:01:14.270 --> 0:01:14.550 Of course. 0:01:14.590 --> 0:01:14.970 You did. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:15.690 Yeah, of course. 0:01:15.730 --> 0:01:15.920 Right. 0:01:15.950 --> 0:01:16.520 How dare you? 0:01:16.819 --> 0:01:17.220 Yes. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:18.940 Be careful in that comment section. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:19.180 Yeah. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:19.839 All right. 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.940 Hey, welcome to it. Your new episode starts now. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.979 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:31.220 Today, I'm going into this call with extremely low expectations. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.539 For myself. That way, there's no pressure on me to 0:01:35.580 --> 0:01:38.319 do anything helpful or even entertaining. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:38.800 Wait. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.760 That's going to be my co-host job today. Someone has 0:01:42.780 --> 0:01:43.399 to be entertaining. 0:01:43.420 --> 0:01:44.759 I was going to say, haven't you always lived your 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.440 life that way? Low expectations. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.320 I appreciate that you notice me like that, Brooke. You 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:49.760 see me. 0:01:49.780 --> 0:01:50.120 I do. 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.700 But I'm hoping our listener, Tracy, can also do most 0:01:52.740 --> 0:01:55.820 of the heavy lifting. Tracy, are you able to entertain 0:01:55.860 --> 0:01:58.130 the masses today? Because I feel like mailing it in. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.480 Hopefully. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.790 Okay. 0:02:03.390 --> 0:02:05.730 Off to a good start. I like this. Tell us 0:02:05.790 --> 0:02:08.489 about the guy and how you met him in the 0:02:08.570 --> 0:02:11.350 most entertaining way you possibly can. If you want to 0:02:11.430 --> 0:02:15.020 add in funny voices or a magic act, go for it. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.860 His name is Rob. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:18.780 Okay. 0:02:18.820 --> 0:02:19.780 Rob. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:20.880 Sounds pretty boring. 0:02:20.940 --> 0:02:23.150 Not very entertained. Keep going. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.410 Just kidding. How did you meet Rob? 0:02:26.060 --> 0:02:29.490 We met at the beach, actually. I was there just 0:02:30.010 --> 0:02:32.230 with a girlfriend and we were enjoying a day in 0:02:32.250 --> 0:02:32.650 the sun. 0:02:32.669 --> 0:02:37.710 Not intending to scout for guys or anything. 0:02:37.770 --> 0:02:39.920 We were really just doing our own solo thing. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:40.760 Okay. 0:02:40.900 --> 0:02:42.080 Yeah, let the guys come to you. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.820 That's literally, literally what happened. Yeah. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.410 He kind of came over with some of his buddies 0:02:48.500 --> 0:02:49.490 and they asked if. 0:02:49.470 --> 0:02:51.670 We wanted to play some pickup volleyball. 0:02:53.530 --> 0:02:55.850 I would tell you they already liked you because they 0:02:55.870 --> 0:02:58.370 don't ask people they're not attracted to to play pickup 0:02:58.410 --> 0:02:59.280 volleyball with them. 0:03:00.300 --> 0:03:03.000 My friend was laughing though because she knows that I 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.420 played in high school and a little bit in college. 0:03:06.860 --> 0:03:07.540 Oh, my God. 0:03:07.580 --> 0:03:09.020 They have no idea who they're talking to. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:09.940 So you're legit. 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:13.530 Exactly. So we decided to, and we went over there, 0:03:13.910 --> 0:03:17.010 and I basically smoked them, obviously. 0:03:17.030 --> 0:03:17.670 Let's go. 0:03:17.790 --> 0:03:20.690 Were you playing against him or on the same team? 0:03:21.540 --> 0:03:23.760 No, I was against him. I was not on his team. 0:03:24.540 --> 0:03:26.709 Oh, was this like a guys versus girls? 0:03:26.730 --> 0:03:27.270 I don't know. 0:03:27.290 --> 0:03:29.570 I see her spiking the ball and him just getting 0:03:29.630 --> 0:03:31.390 like a broken nose. 0:03:32.210 --> 0:03:33.190 Oh, God. 0:03:33.230 --> 0:03:36.110 Not broken, but I did have a few good spikes 0:03:36.170 --> 0:03:36.690 for sure. 0:03:36.710 --> 0:03:40.570 What was Rob's reaction to seeing that you actually have 0:03:40.620 --> 0:03:41.740 a lot of volleyball skill? 0:03:42.380 --> 0:03:45.900 Well, he was definitely working hard for it. He was 0:03:45.980 --> 0:03:48.000 trying to meet me where I was at. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.740 And we, you know, we kind of said thanks and 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:54.460 we were leaving. after dominating and Rob was like, where 0:03:54.540 --> 0:03:57.100 can I find you? And so I was like, well, 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.970 you can find me at the gym. Oh. 0:03:59.870 --> 0:04:01.610 I think you meant like your phone number. 0:04:01.630 --> 0:04:03.950 Or like Insta. 0:04:04.090 --> 0:04:06.490 I mean, you found a man that you're attracted to 0:04:06.670 --> 0:04:10.350 and he's okay being like just smoked by you in sports. 0:04:10.390 --> 0:04:13.710 Well, she wants another venue to perform better at him 0:04:13.890 --> 0:04:16.440 in front of him and I think that's kind of sweet. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.039 You're just making him work so hard. 0:04:18.580 --> 0:04:18.919 Good. 0:04:19.460 --> 0:04:20.960 Don't make it easy on us. 0:04:21.020 --> 0:04:21.719 You have to. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.910 Good. So you said, find me at the gym. 0:04:25.710 --> 0:04:27.870 Yeah, I was like, you can find me at the gym. 0:04:27.930 --> 0:04:31.150 He's like, oh, okay. Well, what about gym and some dinner? 0:04:32.180 --> 0:04:34.760 But I said, maybe. And I just gave him my number. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:37.260 Oh, that's good. 0:04:37.460 --> 0:04:40.440 Okay. That's cute, actually, because it shows you're interested. The 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:41.200 maybe's a little flirty. 0:04:41.230 --> 0:04:42.950 Maybe he isn't calling you back. 0:04:42.970 --> 0:04:44.310 I don't know if he's calling you back, but maybe 0:04:44.350 --> 0:04:46.530 he's not because he's just working out and trying to 0:04:46.570 --> 0:04:49.290 get up to your level before gym and dinner actually happen. 0:04:49.310 --> 0:04:50.390 Taking volleyball lessons. 0:04:50.470 --> 0:04:50.890 Right. 0:04:51.070 --> 0:04:53.860 Well, what happened after the beach day? Was there another interaction? 0:04:54.750 --> 0:04:55.390 Yeah. 0:04:55.410 --> 0:04:57.390 So we kind of were texting back and forth for 0:04:57.430 --> 0:05:00.030 a few days. And then he was finally like, let's 0:05:00.050 --> 0:05:00.770 meet up at the gym. 0:05:00.790 --> 0:05:04.110 Let's have a good workout and then maybe have a 0:05:04.150 --> 0:05:05.150 little dinner. So we did. 0:05:05.170 --> 0:05:06.089 Oh, you did. 0:05:06.110 --> 0:05:07.130 It was super casual. 0:05:07.230 --> 0:05:08.969 Nothing like nothing crazy. 0:05:09.010 --> 0:05:11.430 I wasn't like trying to outdo him at the gym. 0:05:11.470 --> 0:05:13.610 We just kind of did our own thing and talked 0:05:13.650 --> 0:05:15.430 in between sets. OK. 0:05:15.450 --> 0:05:17.450 And then we went to a very casual place for dinner. 0:05:17.510 --> 0:05:20.070 It was like super chill, but it was super fun. 0:05:20.089 --> 0:05:21.830 He he made me laugh. 0:05:22.110 --> 0:05:24.070 He was very easy to talk to. 0:05:24.980 --> 0:05:28.700 He did say this weird thing that made me chuckle, 0:05:28.740 --> 0:05:30.719 but he wanted to let me know that. 0:05:30.660 --> 0:05:34.830 He's fiscally liberal but socially conservative. 0:05:36.350 --> 0:05:40.729 So he's a shy introvert who's bad with his money. Yeah. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:41.779 Sure. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.250 I don't know. That's a pretty weird statement. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:44.750 I know. 0:05:44.850 --> 0:05:45.690 What did it mean? 0:05:45.710 --> 0:05:48.990 Honestly, I just kind of giggled and we didn't go 0:05:49.050 --> 0:05:50.370 into many details. 0:05:50.390 --> 0:05:52.710 Honestly, that's the best bet. If a guy ever says 0:05:52.770 --> 0:05:54.750 anything that you don't understand, just laugh and be like, 0:05:55.630 --> 0:05:57.610 that's cute. Whatever you said, yes. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:00.440 Exactly. Do you think he understood what he meant? 0:06:00.460 --> 0:06:03.039 Maybe he saw it on TikTok and just repeated it. 0:06:03.140 --> 0:06:08.800 Oh, the girls love this line. Fiscally liberal, socially conservative. 0:06:08.980 --> 0:06:10.480 Was that a bad moment for you, or was it 0:06:10.500 --> 0:06:13.140 just the only awkward thing that you can remember? 0:06:13.540 --> 0:06:14.440 Everything else was fine. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:19.620 That was the only slightly maybe interesting, possibly weird moment. 0:06:19.670 --> 0:06:22.750 Since he's fiscally liberal, he probably paid the bill, which 0:06:22.830 --> 0:06:23.229 is nice. 0:06:24.510 --> 0:06:27.089 Or it means that he wanted her to pay the bill. 0:06:27.110 --> 0:06:28.790 Oh, yeah, a liberal would want that. See, it doesn't 0:06:28.810 --> 0:06:30.710 make any sense. No, a liberal would want the whole 0:06:30.750 --> 0:06:31.830 restaurant to pay this bill. 0:06:31.950 --> 0:06:32.500 Oh, yes. 0:06:32.570 --> 0:06:33.440 Everyone give me $ 5. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.219 Okay, I'm kidding. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.960 Bottom line, the bill was paid by somebody, and then 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:38.380 what happened? 0:06:38.740 --> 0:06:40.839 Yeah, no, we were good. And then we talked for 0:06:40.860 --> 0:06:42.930 a little bit after, for a few days. So it 0:06:42.940 --> 0:06:43.290 was good. 0:06:43.310 --> 0:06:43.370 Oh. 0:06:44.010 --> 0:06:48.690 And then one day it just stopped. And so I 0:06:48.750 --> 0:06:51.909 have not heard from him. I'm very confused as to 0:06:51.950 --> 0:06:55.050 why that happened because I thought it was all really 0:06:55.110 --> 0:06:55.909 going quite well. 0:06:56.050 --> 0:06:59.360 I always think if someone just drops off that maybe 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.440 it's because they were seeing another person and then it 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.160 got serious with the other person. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.520 Or maybe that's just him being socially conservative with you 0:07:06.580 --> 0:07:10.700 and holding back. Not trying to be too liberal with 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:11.240 his texts. 0:07:11.660 --> 0:07:12.360 I like it. 0:07:12.490 --> 0:07:14.090 Like, he'll go to happy hour, but he won't go 0:07:14.130 --> 0:07:16.710 to a club. Yeah, I know. 0:07:16.750 --> 0:07:19.500 That's just desperate. 0:07:19.510 --> 0:07:21.660 This guy's a mystery, and I'm eager to talk to 0:07:21.700 --> 0:07:23.500 him if we can get him to come out of 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.360 his conservatism and answer the phone. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:26.320 Oh, God. 0:07:26.820 --> 0:07:28.650 Me too. 0:07:28.670 --> 0:07:30.130 Can we not focus on that? 0:07:30.170 --> 0:07:32.590 That was like the most boring part of the whole thing. 0:07:32.670 --> 0:07:35.130 I think we lean harder into the political talk when 0:07:35.190 --> 0:07:36.390 we come back and call. 0:07:36.430 --> 0:07:37.230 I'm so sorry. 0:07:37.270 --> 0:07:38.550 We are not suited for that. 0:07:38.570 --> 0:07:40.610 I don't know what's going to happen. Well, let's find 0:07:40.770 --> 0:07:43.190 out because we do have his number. We're going to 0:07:43.250 --> 0:07:45.750 dial it and then all bets are off when we 0:07:45.790 --> 0:07:48.650 come back to do your second date update right after this. 0:07:49.510 --> 0:07:52.360 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:07:53.690 --> 0:07:57.410 Let's talk for a moment about Tracy and Rob's blossoming 0:07:57.490 --> 0:08:02.740 love story. It started with beach volleyball, where she absolutely 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.070 crushed him and his friends. Then later moved to the 0:08:06.150 --> 0:08:09.750 gym and to dinner. and a strange comment that Rob 0:08:09.790 --> 0:08:14.380 made about being fiscally liberal and socially conservative. Still can't 0:08:14.390 --> 0:08:15.120 figure that out. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:19.200 Sounds like he has debt to me. And bad credit. 0:08:19.460 --> 0:08:22.130 Sounds like sexy talk, in my opinion. None of us 0:08:22.150 --> 0:08:24.310 are really sure what exactly it means, but at some 0:08:24.370 --> 0:08:28.990 point afterwards... Rob stopped responding to texts and isn't sending 0:08:29.050 --> 0:08:32.220 any of his own. And Tracy isn't exactly sure why. 0:08:32.580 --> 0:08:35.640 So she's come to us asking if we could be 0:08:35.700 --> 0:08:39.600 her vehicle to hopefully get the answers that she's been seeking. 0:08:39.980 --> 0:08:41.160 Yeah. 0:08:41.380 --> 0:08:44.199 Which is why, like, not the statement thing. It's like 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.580 you just want another date with. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:45.920 Him, right? 0:08:45.940 --> 0:08:47.880 I would very much, yes. 0:08:48.620 --> 0:08:49.640 Okay. I feel like we. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.300 Should leave that sentence alone. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:51.720 What? 0:08:51.740 --> 0:08:51.820 Yeah. 0:08:52.210 --> 0:08:52.929 What sentence? 0:08:52.950 --> 0:08:53.510 The fiscal thing? 0:08:53.530 --> 0:08:53.990 Yeah. 0:08:54.070 --> 0:08:55.750 Yeah, let's not bring that up. I don't think it's 0:08:55.790 --> 0:08:57.439 even going to come up. Let's put it up in 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.780 a box and put some tape over it. Alexis, you 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:01.540 can open the box and use it if you want. 0:09:01.580 --> 0:09:02.860 I'm never going to open that, ever. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.340 Are you sure? I think we could just lock it. 0:09:06.179 --> 0:09:11.520 She's returned it to the conservative store. Okay. Let's just 0:09:11.570 --> 0:09:13.670 dial Rob and hopefully he picks up. But here we go. 0:09:22.090 --> 0:09:22.450 Hello? 0:09:23.490 --> 0:09:24.250 Hello, is this Rob? 0:09:24.270 --> 0:09:27.910 Speaking. Hey, Rob, this is a. 0:09:28.050 --> 0:09:31.030 Radio show, actually. An entire morning show called Brooke and 0:09:31.070 --> 0:09:31.810 Jeffrey in the morning. 0:09:32.070 --> 0:09:33.510 Hey, what's up? Good morning, Rob. 0:09:33.910 --> 0:09:37.990 Alexis has a surprise. 0:09:36.470 --> 0:09:38.100 For you later. 0:09:39.290 --> 0:09:40.300 Immediately, Brooke? 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:40.780 Yeah. 0:09:40.980 --> 0:09:41.420 Sorry. 0:09:41.620 --> 0:09:43.260 We'll get to it in a second. We do have 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.180 a little bit more of a pressing matter to talk 0:09:45.220 --> 0:09:48.220 to you about. Your love life with a woman that 0:09:48.260 --> 0:09:50.280 listens to our show named Tracy. 0:09:53.390 --> 0:09:57.270 Oh, okay. So that's what this is about? Yes. 0:09:57.650 --> 0:09:58.750 Volleyball Tracy? 0:09:59.270 --> 0:09:59.740 From the beach? 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.600 Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 0:10:03.620 --> 0:10:05.120 That's a good answer. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.240 What we're doing here is a segment. It's called a 0:10:07.300 --> 0:10:10.530 second date update. And we're trying to help Tracy get 0:10:10.570 --> 0:10:14.790 some answers about why after you guys went on a date, 0:10:15.210 --> 0:10:18.470 there's been kind of a drop off in communication on 0:10:18.550 --> 0:10:19.510 your end, it seems. 0:10:19.530 --> 0:10:23.320 Yeah. So, okay, so she contacted you guys with this? 0:10:24.140 --> 0:10:24.420 Right. 0:10:24.460 --> 0:10:24.720 Yes. 0:10:25.260 --> 0:10:27.179 Okay. She listened to our show. 0:10:27.220 --> 0:10:28.059 She emailed us. 0:10:28.179 --> 0:10:30.059 Told us a little bit about how you met. 0:10:31.140 --> 0:10:35.010 So I would say that after our last date, like, 0:10:35.030 --> 0:10:39.229 it's definitely been a bit awkward. I'm not really sure 0:10:39.290 --> 0:10:42.190 what exactly she told you everything or not, but. 0:10:42.530 --> 0:10:42.910 Awkward? 0:10:42.950 --> 0:10:44.330 Wait, awkward for you? 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.060 Yeah, I would say like, I don't know, her approach. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.120 We obviously were, we've been texting and, you know, we 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.920 just randomly send each other things. 0:10:56.660 --> 0:10:58.950 That we're doing, like photos of like what we're doing. 0:10:59.110 --> 0:11:00.490 Oh, so you guys were really texting. 0:11:00.510 --> 0:11:03.010 Yeah, that's like when you're like, oh, at the store. Yeah, 0:11:03.150 --> 0:11:04.610 in the shower shaving, boom. 0:11:04.710 --> 0:11:05.030 Wait. 0:11:05.970 --> 0:11:10.550 Not that specific, but I texted her a photo of 0:11:10.710 --> 0:11:12.470 an ice cream carton because I was having some ice 0:11:12.510 --> 0:11:16.200 cream and I basically was like dinner, like dinner's ready 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:21.280 or something like that. And she responded back with like 0:11:21.300 --> 0:11:22.800 a very odd message. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.710 She was like, Do you realize how many calories are 0:11:26.790 --> 0:11:27.770 in that? Oh, girl. 0:11:28.030 --> 0:11:28.410 Oh, no. 0:11:28.450 --> 0:11:30.950 Have you even counted grams of sugar? 0:11:31.390 --> 0:11:34.160 Maybe she was joking, too. Like, you were joking about 0:11:34.179 --> 0:11:34.480 how much sugar. 0:11:34.500 --> 0:11:37.520 Well, yeah, that's what I initially thought. Initially? I don't know. 0:11:37.540 --> 0:11:39.860 I looked at something, ha-ha, whatever, with some emojis, and 0:11:39.940 --> 0:11:42.620 she came back with, like, I looked up that specific 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.010 ice cream, and it would take you five gym sessions 0:11:46.550 --> 0:11:48.589 to burn off those calories. 0:11:48.610 --> 0:11:48.670 Oh. 0:11:49.490 --> 0:11:50.840 Oh, that is a little, like, off. 0:11:52.550 --> 0:11:54.069 I know but why didn't you just tell her I 0:11:54.070 --> 0:11:55.550 mean because it sounds like you guys had such a 0:11:55.610 --> 0:11:58.939 fun time like the date sounded good the volleyball at 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.860 the beach sounded super fun like you're clicking on a 0:12:01.900 --> 0:12:04.939 lot of levels and I understand I mean that would 0:12:05.179 --> 0:12:08.079 definitely be a Do a breaker for me as well, but. 0:12:07.900 --> 0:12:10.110 I'm trying to, like, look past it. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.370 I mean, no, it's like, I'm not deeply offended by it, 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.870 but I find it a bit weird, to be honest. 0:12:16.929 --> 0:12:17.229 Sure. 0:12:17.470 --> 0:12:19.950 And then, like, the next day, she came back with, like, 0:12:20.510 --> 0:12:25.010 a link to health habits and whatnot, and I was like, oh, dang, she's, like, 0:12:25.070 --> 0:12:26.829 really not letting this go, you know? 0:12:26.950 --> 0:12:27.810 That's too much. 0:12:28.210 --> 0:12:32.280 That's a little preachy. 0:12:32.460 --> 0:12:34.819 I think it goes back to what we were saying earlier. 0:12:34.900 --> 0:12:37.530 Sometimes you're trying to be funny and make a joke 0:12:38.010 --> 0:12:41.199 and you don't know when to stop being funny about it. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:42.760 Is it bad that that's what we're hoping for? 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.320 You don't know when to stop making a joke that 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.479 wasn't funny to begin with? 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:47.119 Yeah. 0:12:47.179 --> 0:12:48.340 You're like, no, no, no. 0:12:48.420 --> 0:12:51.580 If I double down, triple down, she'll finally start laughing. 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:56.760 Or there's a chance she was totally serious. I'm hoping 0:12:56.780 --> 0:12:58.570 that it was a joke. We can find out, though, 0:12:58.620 --> 0:13:01.640 because Tracy's on the other line. Of this phone call listening, 0:13:01.660 --> 0:13:02.679 waiting to talk to you. 0:13:02.700 --> 0:13:05.570 Wait a second. She's been listening to this whole thing? 0:13:06.110 --> 0:13:07.310 Yes, that's how this works. 0:13:07.650 --> 0:13:08.850 So, Tracy. 0:13:09.090 --> 0:13:09.340 Oh, God. 0:13:09.670 --> 0:13:11.050 Tracy, you're joking about that. 0:13:11.740 --> 0:13:13.870 Not at all. Not even a little bit. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.300 Girl. 0:13:16.150 --> 0:13:17.929 What the heck? Listen, Tracy, I'm the only one who 0:13:17.970 --> 0:13:20.590 supports you in this, but let's... I mean, to be. 0:13:20.510 --> 0:13:23.250 Fair, no guy's ever hit on me on a bathing 0:13:23.290 --> 0:13:24.210 suit on the beach, and. 0:13:24.190 --> 0:13:25.370 There's probably a reason. 0:13:26.830 --> 0:13:29.330 But also, like, life is short, and you shouldn't be 0:13:29.429 --> 0:13:31.790 so wrapped up in that stuff, right? 0:13:31.830 --> 0:13:32.230 Well, hold on. 0:13:32.270 --> 0:13:34.530 Before we start telling her what to think, let's hear 0:13:34.610 --> 0:13:37.030 what she meant by those comments. 0:13:37.730 --> 0:13:39.870 You're so right that life is short. 0:13:39.950 --> 0:13:41.030 That is true. 0:13:41.090 --> 0:13:44.690 And that is why I take it so seriously. 0:13:45.450 --> 0:13:45.590 And. 0:13:46.250 --> 0:13:47.250 Rob, you had. 0:13:47.220 --> 0:13:49.220 Expressed really wanting a partner. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.920 So I was just like, you know, sugar is like 0:13:52.179 --> 0:13:54.040 the drug of the United States. 0:13:54.220 --> 0:13:56.740 It's so addicting. It's so bad for us. It rips 0:13:56.780 --> 0:13:57.579 our bodies apart. 0:13:58.510 --> 0:14:01.949 Brooke, Brooke, earmuffs. Earmuffs right now. Don't listen to this. 0:14:01.970 --> 0:14:02.910 Don't get triggered, please. 0:14:02.950 --> 0:14:06.180 She's not wrong, but it's so not fun. Like, nobody 0:14:06.460 --> 0:14:08.760 wants to hang out with someone that won't enjoy an 0:14:08.940 --> 0:14:10.980 ice cream cone every now and again. Unless they're the same. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.839 Well, yeah, that's not fun to you, Rob. How about you? 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:15.380 Do you see the fun in what she's saying? 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:15.980 The fun? 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.180 Well, I think it's all in context, right? Like, I'm 0:14:19.260 --> 0:14:21.730 actually a very fit person. I work out. 0:14:21.850 --> 0:14:24.510 I mean, Rob, you're like, you're in decent shape, babe. 0:14:24.690 --> 0:14:24.890 What? 0:14:25.130 --> 0:14:27.690 But, you know, there's room for improvement. 0:14:27.770 --> 0:14:28.930 You even talked about that. 0:14:29.670 --> 0:14:33.510 Oh! I work out because it's part of my lifestyle, 0:14:33.550 --> 0:14:33.790 you know? 0:14:33.810 --> 0:14:36.310 Like, I wouldn't just, like, if I saw Tracy walking 0:14:36.330 --> 0:14:38.790 down the street, I wouldn't describe her as, like, the 0:14:38.810 --> 0:14:41.250 most athletic fit person I've ever seen. So that's why 0:14:41.270 --> 0:14:44.000 I understand where that's coming from. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.620 Alexis, Alexis, bust open the box of fiscal stuff. 0:14:47.660 --> 0:14:51.120 You know you're careless with your money and you don't 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.400 hang out with people. 0:14:52.460 --> 0:14:55.840 What does it mean to be fiscally liberal? That one, 0:14:55.900 --> 0:14:57.160 fiscally liberal. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.400 Yeah. I mean, if you guys are referring to what 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.320 we talked about on the date, it was exactly like 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:04.540 the pint of ice cream. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.380 It was a joke. 0:15:05.660 --> 0:15:06.080 Okay. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.480 Oh. Oh, okay. 0:15:08.500 --> 0:15:11.880 So wait, you're saying you didn't eat the ice cream, Rob? 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:12.760