1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making it easy to cosmetically 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: enhance yourself with inflat o lips. 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 2: No more injections or fillers. 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 1: Just attach a bike pump to the air valve on 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: your kissers and blow them up to desired sexiness. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: Okay, over inflation. 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: Razor stories the segment where we read weird news stories 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: got a laser. Yeah, and those other pretty puckers just 10 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: don't for weeks. This first laser story is out of Ohio. 11 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: An eight year old girl was reported missing a few 12 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: days ago when her parents hadn't seen her in a 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: couple hours. She wasn't in her room or outside or 14 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: at a friend's house. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 2: Panic that sets in Holy count on time. 16 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: I did this to my parents for like thirty minutes, 17 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: and I was hiding under a bed, and I remember 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: I could hear them. 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 2: Do we call the police? Do we call the police? 20 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I fell asleep under a bed, joined 21 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: hide and seek, don't even check the beds. 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 2: Yeah. 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,839 Speaker 1: Well, turns out she was busy though, because the home 24 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: security footage showed that the girl got into the family's 25 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 1: suv and drove on. 26 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 2: It's much worse than the game's Mose and I were playing. 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: Authorities found her about twelve miles away, which would have 28 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: been at least a twenty minute drive across multiple highways 29 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: and surface streets. 30 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 31 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: And she was seen at a Starbucks inside a Target, 32 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: where she had ordered herself a frappucino. 33 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 2: Is this eight year old? Alexis? Yeah? Kids too fast? 34 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: I guess this eight year old was sitting at one 35 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: of the cafe tables sipping on her drink when the. 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 2: Cops rolled up. 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 3: Yea wow, I love it. 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: Surprisingly, the police let the girl finish the frap before 39 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: taking her home. But that isn't all. She also had 40 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: more than four one hundred dollars cash and had spent 41 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: some of that at Target. 42 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 2: Okay, they know where mom stashes. 43 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: Apparently a lot of questions that they don't have answers to, 44 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 1: like why the Starbucks barista and the Target clerk let 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: an eight year old's girl order stuff alone without any 46 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: obvious guardians around. 47 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big of a deal. 48 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: I would have just assumed their mom was shopping and 49 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: they popped by the cash. 50 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 2: Anyway, she's hold cash, I'd be like, all right, I'd 51 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 2: like my daughter said it Starbucks. 52 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: Just also how the girl was able to navigate herself 53 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: to the target imp just parking at a target can 54 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: be a pain for full grown. 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 2: Adults automatically qualifies for her license. 56 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: Thankfully, no one was hurt, but the girl did fess 57 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: up to hitting a mailbox somewhere along her journey. Again, 58 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: not as bad as the girl is too young to 59 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: be charged criminally and her parents have not commented. Yeah, 60 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: that's how do we punish this? This next laser story 61 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: is out of Savannah, Georgia. Connor Cato knew he was 62 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: speeding when he was caught driving ninety miles an hour 63 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: in a fifty five mile per hour zone. 64 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:10,399 Speaker 3: Yeah. 65 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 2: I mean that's pretty obvious. 66 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: So he was not planning on fighting the ticket until 67 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: he got it in the mail. Apparently the fine was 68 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 1: for one point four million dollars. 69 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 2: Can I get her reduced to like one hundred? 70 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that laugh actually came out of the envelope. 71 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: He initially panicked and then called the court to check 72 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: and see if it was a mistake. They told him nope, Oh, 73 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: whatever the ticket says, you have. 74 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 2: To pay it or appear in court. 75 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: I'm in a lawyer up then, So, after weeks of 76 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: freaking out, he showed up on his court date to 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: fight his million dollars and a half speeding ticket, only 78 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: to find out that the jaw dropping figure was an 79 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: auto generated placeholder by an e citation. 80 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 2: Software east and for evil. 81 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, basically a computer air and the court clerk also 82 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: let Connor know that the ultimate penalty would be determined 83 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: by the judge and not exceed one thousand dollars. 84 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 2: That's a lot of money. 85 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: Again, He's like, can I see it back in line 86 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: to rebut that, yeah, no, it is a lot of money. 87 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: It's nowhere near what Connor thought. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 2: He was going to be having to pay. So he 89 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 2: was ecstatic and. 90 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,359 Speaker 1: Told the judge to find him the maximum amount so 91 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: he could leave and go grab a drink. 92 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're right, Hose. It's all a games 93 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 2: they're playing. Every ticket should be ten million dollars. Yeah, 94 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 2: umber j walking And then they go, fine, we'll sell 95 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 2: over five hundred and you're all right, I'll take it. 96 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 2: Save so much money. 97 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: His next laser story is out of trend Town. NFC 98 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: manicures are becoming more and more popular NFC stands for 99 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: near fields Communication. Basically, their microchips installed onto your nails 100 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: during a manicure that act like a QR code and 101 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: they can be scanned. Whoah, So then you can link 102 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: your social media, your website's, Venmo, Spotify accounts, all that 103 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: through your nails. So you're putting like the QR code 104 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: on your nails and people can hold the phone up 105 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: and be like, oh got you when you put your 106 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: hand out for Menda kiss nail. 107 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 2: Here's a customer talking about the new tech. 108 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 3: Now, if I'm in a loud place and I want 109 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: to share my Instagram or my social media, say scam. 110 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 3: I thinker. It's a gimmick, as we say right now. 111 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 3: So it's the fun and the joys of trying something new. 112 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 3: Will it be the future? Maybe? 113 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 2: I feel like these type of things are never really 114 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 2: the future. 115 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: It sounds like a pull of my finger joke. That's like, 116 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: now it's like scan my finger and then it. 117 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 2: Plays the audio tube you get you get Rick rolled 118 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 2: through it. 119 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: So starting Monday, management has asked Alexis to do this 120 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: and link it to all of our social media accounts. 121 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 1: So when she's out at the bar, she's not only 122 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: getting free drinks, she's promoting us. Don't know if you 123 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: want to be promoting what I'm out doing on weekends. 124 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 2: But okay, we're not a high brow show. 125 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of Halloween Headquarters. 126 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: In honor of the spooky season, Burger King recently revealed 127 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: a new Adams Family menu. The menu is going to 128 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: feature four different items with a mixture of savory and 129 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 1: dessert specials. These include a Wednesday Whopper, which is basically 130 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: a normal whopper with a purple butt. 131 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: I bet they use beats to make that happen. They 132 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 2: also have Gomez's churo Fries. Does look so fried? 133 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: Crispy pastry dough tossed in cinnamon sugar, served with warm 134 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 1: chocolate sauce. They shoulders, they have to name it after 135 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: the characters. More Titia's Kooky Chocolate Shake, which is soft 136 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,799 Speaker 1: served chocolate cake batter, fudge brownie bites, all top with sprinkles. 137 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: And finally, remember the creepy hand that runs around the house. Yes, 138 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: BK has things rings and other things as crispy onion 139 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 1: rings around finger shaped fries served in an exclusive carton. 140 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,679 Speaker 2: I think that's really cool. 141 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: According to sources, the special menu items will be available 142 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: on October tenth, during Halloween month. Speaking of purple buns, 143 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: this guy knows all about a Wednesday whopper. 144 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 2: I'm not sure BK would promote it. That sound means 145 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end of the day. 146 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday. 147 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.