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Speaker 1: A vegan. Karen saw it to be in a supermarket

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Speaker 1: the a hole?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: I feel like we need like like a anti Karen

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Speaker 3: defense league, Like just a bunch of linebackers that are

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Speaker 3: ready to just like take them out anytime a Karen

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Speaker 3: who's like trying to tackle you for you know, eating

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Speaker 3: just eating a hamburger. Break their bones, boom, make make

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Speaker 3: you into a burger Karen Berger.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Karen Berger.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'd eat it.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna take away my cow, I will take

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Speaker 1: away your arm and eat it.

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Speaker 2: Come on, now, make it.

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Speaker 1: Want to be a cannibal?

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Speaker 2: There we go. I'm here for it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I want Karen tacos.

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Speaker 2: Cannibals of Karen's.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, Karen Cannibal. That's right, delicious new merch dropping. On

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Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon, I was shopping at the grocery store around

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Speaker 1: the corner from my house. I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: and I'm almost positive I saw people filming with their phones,

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Speaker 1: for that reason. But it's a national chain that's focus

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Speaker 1: is affordable health food.

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Speaker 3: We went from niche industry to niche supermarket.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your guess? I'm guessing Whole Foods.

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Speaker 3: It's a big chain that focuses on health food. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: probably the Whole Foods health foods. Or it's Richard's big

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Speaker 3: arawon what or maybe Arawan is like really regional though, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, well it's yeah, it's only a couple

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Speaker 2: Is Richard's big?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what Richard that means? Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: never mind, think whole Foods with bigger variety and way

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Speaker 2: Hey, I want to shop here. Whole Foods bigger what?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Because of this. I know a lot of vegans and

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Speaker 2: Is I was gonna say Trader Joe's, but it can't be.

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's can't be trigger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is driving me crazy. You can drive me crazy.

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Speaker 1: I was in the soup aisle and I was checking

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Speaker 1: out the bone broth when I hear something from behind me.

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Speaker 1: Thinking back, I think she said something like you should

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Speaker 1: So I turned around and said.

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Speaker 1: This is such a blur, so please don't quote me

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Speaker 1: Her your body will thank you as well all the

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Speaker 1: little animals. Me really confused, thank you. So I set

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Speaker 1: that me. Excuse me? Her, you agreed leaders murder.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, sorry, I ate meat and I love murder.

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Speaker 1: Hey that's the bold statement right there. Yeah, I love

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Speaker 1: murdering murder you, Karen. This is where I started to

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Speaker 1: think something was really wrong with her. Her. You promise me,

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Speaker 2: You can never do that.

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Speaker 1: No, It's like it's like, uh, you never turn your

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Speaker 1: Never break eye contact with a Karen Karen. Then make

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, make loud noises.

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Speaker 1: Oh bohhh, no mean for you. She looped around and

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Speaker 1: I was livid at this point, so I said and

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Speaker 3: Mmmm, this is this is a this is a tricky

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to know how to work that crowd

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Speaker 1: a hole? I want to know John, what you think.

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Speaker 1: want to curse some non vegans out in the commons?

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Speaker 1: Please do so, please love it, We love it. Fight Fight,

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Speaker 1: But John, what do you think is OPD a hole

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Speaker 2: So the Karen is obviously an a hole. Yeah, voice

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Speaker 2: Just looks bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we can to. And you know the it's harder

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Speaker 1: think is OP the a hole? Put your answers in

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Speaker 3: And speaking of the comments, I want to read some

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Speaker 1: We love them so much.

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Speaker 3: This is from the video I stole the family heirloom,

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Speaker 2: Wow, I have never been so early. Well, thank you

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Speaker 2: You think we just might read it in the next one.

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Speaker 3: See Sam is possessed right now, expel the demons.

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Speaker 1: You're a little bit about today, Phil am all right. Hello.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep, so I thought now it would be

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Speaker 1: we love hearing what you guys believe in general.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, you know what I believe in

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Speaker 3: the most, Sam who our public subscribers on this YouTube channel,

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Speaker 3: Let me read a comment from one. This is from

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Speaker 3: the video where Opie's coworker accused him of sleeping with

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Speaker 3: Aunt Mimi. First story, the wife is a redhead? What's

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Speaker 3: the father's deal? Both boys look like my husband? Also,

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Speaker 3: Aunt Mimi is a redhead herself. I would be ecstatic

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Speaker 2: And I don't think my husband would think I was unfaithful.

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Speaker 2: I have red hair. Dude has problems.

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Speaker 3: Aunt Mimi, you have shared your piece, and if anyone

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Speaker 2: Drop a comment. We just might pick it.

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Speaker 1: See you soon.