1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 2: The Michael Berry Show is on the air. 3 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,599 Speaker 3: Good morning, Michael Berry, but no, you cannot use my bathroom. 4 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 2: Hello genever, Bunny, this is my old Hamilton astros w again. 5 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 2: Had a good morning to the TZAR. Good morning, Michael Berry. 6 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 2: It's Sean Connery. But you had a little radio show. Pity, 7 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 2: I was it to find it. Good morning, Michael Berry. 8 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 2: I'm all jaked up on Mountain Dew. This is the 9 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 2: Thornton Finch wishing you a good morning. Good morning, Michaelberry, 10 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 2: gid morning, Michael Berry. Good morning, Michael. Good morning, Michael. 11 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,919 Speaker 2: Good morning, Sir. Good morning, Michael, zay Sailing, Good morning, 12 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 2: El Casina, Good morning, Michael. Hello, Hello are you there? 13 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 2: Good morning, you're Michaelberry. How you learned? 14 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 4: Did I read it? 15 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 2: Tomorrow? Money? 16 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 5: Good more, Texas, listen to this. Good morning Texas. Oh morning, 17 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 5: your car, Good morning, Texas is honesday and we're happy 18 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 5: here to talk about everything. Good morning, We're not wearing pants. 19 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 5: Good morning, Jason, Good morning, Texas, Good. 20 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: Morning, good morning, wake un speak goddamn. Oh yes, and 21 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:20,839 Speaker 2: good morning to you. I just found out this morning, Ramon. 22 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:25,559 Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this a groundbreaking discovery 23 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 2: was revealed today. Chad is no longer doing his morning workout. 24 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: He has moved everything to the afternoon. And I said, 25 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: what you've done this your entire life, and he said, yeah, 26 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 2: I'm focused on sleep. See, Chad is like a human 27 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 2: uh lab rat on his own body. He's always working 28 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 2: on his his health and improvement and you know, tweaking 29 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 2: his creatine level and tweaking how much of this he 30 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 2: does and how much of that he's He's like a 31 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 2: living Peter Attia experiment. And uh so, I guess he 32 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: decided that the thing that he most needs. He used 33 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 2: to drink green tea every morning. And because he doesn't 34 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 2: doesn't use any he doesn't do anything, doesn't have any 35 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 2: vices as you would say, But he was drinking green 36 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 2: tea and he decided His doctor told him, you know, 37 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: at this rate, you're you're a candidate for what's some stone, 38 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 2: kidney stones, and so he just from you know, green 39 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 2: tea was his was his you know enjoyment. Boom, No 40 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 2: more green tea ever ever again, not a little bit, 41 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 2: not occasionally, not fall off the wagon, have some green 42 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 2: tea because you're feeling wild and crazy. Nope, no more 43 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 2: green tea. That's it, and that's all. That is it, 44 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 2: and that is all all right, fellas, I'm asking for 45 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: a pass from all the men in the group, especially 46 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 2: the younger men. The older men will just roll their 47 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: eyes and understand. But for you, younger fellas, I'm asking 48 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 2: for a pass. I'm laying myself at your mercy. I 49 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 2: want you to think before you before you react and 50 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 2: ridicule me. 51 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,159 Speaker 6: So I. 52 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 2: Don't think I'm going to increase my esteem amongst the men, 53 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: especially the young men, out of this. So let me 54 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 2: say that, and I'm still doing it, okay. So just 55 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 2: just so you know, this is kind of like, you know, 56 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 2: for you, you and your buddies. You know, maybe your 57 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 2: high school running buddy and y'all go out and get 58 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 2: in trouble together, or maybe y'all worked in the hay 59 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: fields in the summer like Charlie Robinson, or maybe you 60 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 2: went into service with the fellow and you still keep 61 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 2: up with him to this day and you don't even 62 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 2: tear it up anymore. But when he comes over, your 63 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 2: wife would really prefer he not even come over, because 64 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 2: that's gonna be you know, kind of one of those 65 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 2: deals and you know that that's your buddy. But no 66 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 2: matter what, no matter how close you are with your 67 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 2: with your male friend, and you bonded and y'all are 68 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 2: there for each other and you'd give each other a 69 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 2: kidney and and you know, it's like that scene in 70 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 2: is it Moondock Saints or where he says, you know, 71 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 2: we're going over there, we're gonna do this, We're gonna 72 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 2: do this, We're gonna do this, and he says, who's 73 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 2: call we use it the town, our town of the town, 74 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 2: the town. Yeah. Great, great scene. So when that guy 75 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 2: meets the girl and he's like, hey, man, buddy, I 76 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: gotta tell you this is the one. What are you okay? Yeah? Yeah, 77 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: I can't. We can't go for our usual Friday night drinks. 78 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 2: I'm taking to the movies. What this is the one? Right? 79 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 2: And then it gets more and more and more serious, 80 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 2: and he's getting more and his testosterone levels are dropping 81 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 2: and they're buying thread count sheets together and all that, 82 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 2: and then they you know, he proposes, and they and 83 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 2: you're you're even okay with the big over the top 84 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: of l avert proposal, but then you get the photos 85 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 2: and he has taken those photos that the girls have 86 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 2: all conspired between her and the wedding photographer who's nothing 87 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 2: but trouble, and her mother, and they've got you out 88 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 2: there just absolutely making a fool of yourself and these 89 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 2: lovey dovey poses, so that when you get old and fat, 90 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 2: they still got that picture of you and her holing 91 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: and you're looking up at her and he's cupe it 92 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 2: all over and you go, oh, all right, you know 93 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 2: he's in love. You got to cut him some slack, 94 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 2: So that slack you cut that guy. That's kind of 95 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 2: where I am on this, and here's here's what it is. Yeah, no, no, 96 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 2: everybody did that? Did you do that? You took those photos? 97 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 2: Oh lord? Oh lord? Yeah, I guess, I guess every fella. 98 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 2: You know, you get sucked into doing those sorts of 99 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 2: things and you know it's not the right thing to do. 100 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 2: You know you're gonna get ribbed by all your buddy 101 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 2: but at that point, you're trying so hard to please. 102 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 2: Every guy did it? You're trying so hard to please. 103 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 2: That's when we fellas get in. The most trouble is 104 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 2: we're thinking, well, it can't be that big a deal. 105 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 2: You know, they want to take photos out in the 106 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 2: middle of the blue bonds and I'm dressed up and 107 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 2: this and this and this, and they've had me book 108 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: off six hours to take photos. What in the world 109 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 2: is going? Oh my goodness. And later your kids see 110 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 2: those photos when you're you know, forties and fifties, and 111 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 2: they can't believe that dad agreed to do this. But 112 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 2: you did. You did because something about us, God wired 113 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 2: us to reproduce. To mate. We've mate for life, the 114 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 2: whole deal. And this is the one. And you know 115 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 2: you've seen you've seen a bucking rut. You've seen animals 116 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 2: in the wild, they'll kind of lose their edge when 117 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 2: they're you go a little soft, you know, you go 118 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 2: a little soft in the middle, You stop stop being 119 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 2: quite so tough, you walk away from the fight. So 120 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 2: I have to do something that for the ladies that 121 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 2: will that will cause a revocation of my man cards. 122 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 2: So I've warned you, and I'll tell you what it is. 123 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 2: Coming up about it sometimes this is I need your help. 124 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 2: I can't tell you what it is. You can never 125 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 2: ask me about it. Later, and we're gonna hurt some people. 126 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 7: What's we're gonna tell. 127 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 2: Me Michael Berry Show. 128 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 4: It was the third of September. 129 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 2: That day, all all remember. 130 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 6: Your time abother day. My dad I never got a 131 00:08:52,800 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 6: chance to see, never heard nothing but bad things about him, 132 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 6: depending on you. 133 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,120 Speaker 2: Ah, yes, the third of September. They usually don't point 134 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 2: it out, but there's a show within a show, and 135 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 2: those people with ears popped will catch the show within 136 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 2: a show, and nobody else needs to be bothered. But 137 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 2: that was pretty obvious. So for those of you who 138 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 2: didn't get it, now you do. But I figured most 139 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 2: people would have caught that it is, in fact the 140 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 2: third of September, and that song airs on this show 141 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 2: every year on the third of September. Originally written by 142 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 2: the Undisputed Truth in nineteen seventy two, wasn't a hit 143 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 2: for them, but it was a hit of course later 144 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 2: that year, in fact, a Grammy winner for the Temptations. 145 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 2: Before I tell you the story about why my man 146 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 2: card will be revoked to the extent that some of 147 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:05,079 Speaker 2: you will turn off the show on that subject, and 148 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 2: that's that's fine. I understand that we're getting it clear 149 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 2: up front. You know, dem I turned it off today, Okay. 150 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 2: I noticed I noticed that the listenership went down. Please 151 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,880 Speaker 2: come back tomorrow. It's important that every single person be 152 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 2: happy at every single moment. You won't need to do 153 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,839 Speaker 2: that because we cleared the ground, cleared the air ahead 154 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 2: of time. But before I do that, I tell you 155 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 2: I went to the Astros game last night with doctor 156 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 2: Guy Lewis, or Mojo as he's known, and his son, 157 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 2: doctor Teddy Lewis, who is the newest dentist Ortho Cosmetic 158 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 2: Dentist to join his practice. And I was given the 159 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 2: seat of honor at the game, Yes, the seat of 160 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,560 Speaker 2: honor of the seat where my friend Jimmy Barrett's at 161 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,280 Speaker 2: where he almost gave his life for Primary. You know, 162 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,319 Speaker 2: there are lesser things. There are greater things to give 163 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 2: your life for. No greater love hath any man than 164 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,200 Speaker 2: it laid down his life for his friend. But Prime 165 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 2: rib is somewhere on that list, a lower ranking, but 166 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 2: it's somewhere, and so yes, so there we went. We 167 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 2: went to the game, and I asked his son Teddy 168 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 2: to show exactly what Jimmy had eaten, and he showed me. 169 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you something, those were good choices. 170 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,719 Speaker 2: There was there's a there was a nice uh smorgasbord 171 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,160 Speaker 2: laid out for all to enjoy in the in the 172 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 2: Inspiraitor suite, and I chose wisely. I had to brought worst, 173 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,520 Speaker 2: and I had to brought worst in a in a 174 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 2: hot dog bun. I don't eat much bread anymore. I 175 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 2: don't I'm not exclusively unbreaded, but I don't eat hardly anymore. 176 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,719 Speaker 2: So this was a bit of a treat. And I 177 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 2: will tell you, brought worst was very good. It was 178 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 2: brought worst. It had a little cheese is uh you 179 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 2: know ProCheck does that as well. I had little cheeses 180 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,200 Speaker 2: down in there. Might be from Labucherie, I don't know. 181 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 2: But it was really really good. And it was so 182 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 2: good that I ended up having another one. Yeah, I did. 183 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 2: It was delicious. And so we re enacted the whole thing. Uh, 184 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 2: Doctor guy Lewis h went through exactly how he had 185 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 2: done and in the first pump and the second pump, 186 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 2: and the third and then the third pump when he really, 187 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 2: you know, kind of like a sumo wrestler or Correa 188 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 2: rup before he put the sand on his hands and 189 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,080 Speaker 2: he got okay, we've had two pumps and we got 190 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 2: two strikes. Now we got to swing. We got we 191 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 2: gotta make contact here or foul something off, because Jimmy 192 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 2: starting to get red and he he locked down and 193 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 2: crossed his fingers and interlocked him and home and there 194 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,280 Speaker 2: it came shooting out. So I said, did anybody see 195 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 2: any of this happening? And so he pointed at a 196 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 2: seat about five five seats over to the to the right, 197 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 2: there's a there's a walkway in between, and he said, well, 198 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 2: the guy down there, he kind of leaned forward to 199 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 2: look see down the aisle and look and see what 200 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,079 Speaker 2: was going on, and he kind of gave a disapproving 201 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 2: what are y'all doing under you homos or something? And 202 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 2: he kind of real confused, like he wanted me to 203 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 2: scream out, I just dislodged the food using the him lick. 204 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,080 Speaker 2: He'll most died and the kjr H morning news has 205 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 2: to go on. He wanted me to do that. I 206 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 2: could tell, but I didn't. I played it cool. I 207 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 2: just act like I weh, hey, how you doing? See 208 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 2: I don't remember you, but go see it. And so 209 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 2: we redacted the whole thing. It all played out very well. 210 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 2: And he said, I called Jimmy after you did that, 211 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 2: and I said, hey, man, uh, I got patience coming 212 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 2: in all day, all my nursing staff. Everybody listens to 213 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 2: Michael and they're talking about what happened and are you 214 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 2: okay with that? And Jimmy said, no, no, he called. 215 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 2: He called to confirm before he did it, told me 216 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 2: what he was going to do. 217 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:32,840 Speaker 1: Uh. 218 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 2: He he made sure I approved of it, and he 219 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 2: did and he I thought he was very classy about 220 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 2: the way he did it. He goes, okay, yeah, I 221 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 2: just want to make sure. I think Mojo did want 222 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 2: to be caught up in the blame of you know, 223 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,559 Speaker 2: how this happened. He wasn't even what told me. So anyway, 224 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 2: Astros played terribly. I'm convinced from Beart did what he 225 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 2: did on purpose. The fastball on the on the curveball pitch. 226 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 2: I think I think this was at Salazar. I think 227 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,559 Speaker 2: he's taking the high road because but I've heard stories 228 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 2: that from Beert has a little bit of a you know, 229 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 2: can be a little petulant boy. He proved it there, 230 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 2: all right. So here's the deal. We had a dinner 231 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:17,320 Speaker 2: party the other night and one of the people we invited, 232 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 2: my wife put this together and I said, dinner party 233 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 2: is a little supper. That's it. We had supper together 234 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 2: about ten people at our house. So we are having 235 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 2: dinner and I'm down at the end talking to Anew Davis. 236 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 2: So she was a she's a concierge doctor who was 237 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 2: referred very highly to me by several folks. Because having 238 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 2: moved my dad to Houston, I needed an endocrinologist, which 239 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 2: is somebody that focuses on the pancreas, because that's what 240 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 2: diabetes is, pancreas failure. And I also needed a general 241 00:14:54,120 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 2: physician because doctor Marty Rutledge, who was my my doctor 242 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 2: growing up, we have pediatricians at Orange. We weren't that fancy. 243 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 2: He just had a doctor. He was everybody's doctor and 244 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 2: he did a lot of stuff. And he he took 245 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 2: over for doctor Raleigh Allen, who was a doctor who 246 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 2: delivered me when I was I don't know, six seven eight, 247 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,640 Speaker 2: and then he was my doctor all with it. He 248 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 2: was been my dad's doctor. I mean technically is half 249 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 2: still his doctor. So I needed to get him a 250 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 2: new doctor. And when we brought him over here, I 251 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 2: needed a new diabetes doctor because all his doctors were 252 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 2: in Beaumont. Now I had him on speed dial. They've 253 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 2: all been very good to him and to me. You know, 254 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 2: we talk after all of his his visits, and we 255 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 2: talked through his course of treatment, and you know, they 256 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 2: they sit and give him extra time and all of that. 257 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 2: Everything is good. But I needed something here that we 258 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 2: could get him in and out and all that. So 259 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:57,120 Speaker 2: this on knew A n U Davis was highly recommended, 260 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 2: but I hadn't met her face to face. My wife had. 261 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 2: She meets her over for the appointments with my dad. 262 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 2: She comes to his old folks on it and actually 263 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 2: sees him there. So in the course of dinner, a 264 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 2: question arose, you want to smit the f Michael Berry? 265 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 2: Just say the word and I'll throw a lasshole around 266 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 2: the plug down. I had several people email me yesterday 267 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 2: and say, hey, I know you're not a big shopper. 268 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 2: In all you said, you don't do the Amazon Prime thing, 269 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 2: but variations on Walmart's got this deal. Walmart's got a 270 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 2: special deals. It's the equivalent, I guess, to the Walmart 271 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 2: Prime Day. Do you want it's that? Do you know? 272 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 2: People live for that day, They plan their schedules, stay 273 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 2: home from work or go to work closed door and 274 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 2: just shop all day? Want to take a day off 275 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 2: for that? Do you shop at Walmart? You do? You 276 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 2: go there? You go to Walmart? Oh, okay, well that's 277 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 2: one thing. Then you ought to go to Ace Hardware. 278 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:07,879 Speaker 2: So I visited the Ace Hardware on don't get me 279 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 2: to line? Is that five twenty nine. It's Northwest Jersey 280 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 2: Village and man, that's in operation. I told him at 281 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 2: the end of it, I was there for an hour. 282 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 2: At the end, he said, well, what do you think? 283 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 2: I said, I think I don't want to be in 284 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 2: your business. He said, ry is now? I said, you 285 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 2: got thirty nine different codes for items. You got a 286 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 2: they got a post office inside there. They got a 287 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 2: post office inside the Ace Hardware. They got a gardening section. 288 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 2: They got hardware. They've got lawnmowers, power tools, they've got 289 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 2: uh uh oh, they have a you know, women love 290 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 2: those little you know, pot pourri smelling gifts, little gifts, 291 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 2: see kind of thing. They got a whole gift section. 292 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 2: His wife runs. They got gourmet coffees. They got gourmet 293 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 2: uh they got embroidering. We go into and there's a 294 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 2: woman what not monogramming, Maybe it's monogramming. They've got they 295 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,439 Speaker 2: sell Yeti's and all that sort of stuff, and you 296 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,360 Speaker 2: can get King of Dan or whatever put on there. 297 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 2: So there's a woman back there doing all that they've got. 298 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 2: I'm not sure's anything they don't have. I really don't. 299 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 2: They've got everything you would which to me would be complicated. 300 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 2: But what's nice? And I guess you can't. I guess 301 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 2: you can't say. You know when you say ACE is 302 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 2: the place with the healthful hardware band, what you're saying is, Hey, 303 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 2: you ever been to that big box store and you 304 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 2: got the woman over there that looks like she's gonna 305 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,639 Speaker 2: pull so she's gonna snatch somebody's wig in any minute, 306 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 2: and she don't want to help you. And he'd excuse me, 307 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,640 Speaker 2: what can you tell me where I can find a 308 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 2: fastener about this size? Yay big? And she's like, I 309 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 2: don't work. That's a plumbing And then you got to 310 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 2: go find somebody in plumbing and repeat the whole process. 311 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 2: And the best you can get is that probably down there. 312 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 2: If you read those signs, all the rows, each of 313 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 2: the rose has a nine on it. But the Ace folks, 314 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 2: because they're all family, they're like, yes, well, let me 315 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,159 Speaker 2: take you to to to to. You go all the 316 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 2: way down and they take you to the item and 317 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 2: they lock you down on it. Oh yeah, that's nice, 318 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 2: that's real nice. Anyway, that's not Walmart. Yesterday was the 319 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 2: first day. Here's me say this of the Walmart flash 320 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 2: deals or Walmart flash deals. You know, even Walmart's one 321 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 2: day sale has kind of a Walmart feel to it. 322 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 2: We're not Amazon Prime. We don't have Amazon Prime. We've 323 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 2: got a Walmart Flash Deal. It's real cheap and you 324 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 2: might get mugged. But here it is. We once bought 325 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 2: all American, but now it's just cheap Chinese stuff. Come 326 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 2: and get it. Besides, if you film, you can post 327 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,119 Speaker 2: it and it'll probably go viral. I don't care how 328 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,640 Speaker 2: much money I'm gonna say it. I'm past that. If 329 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 2: I got to go to Walmart to get it, I'm 330 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,439 Speaker 2: not buying it. I don't need that much stuff. If 331 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,399 Speaker 2: I can't pay a little more and get it at 332 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 2: ACE or support one of my individual sponsors, not gonna 333 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 2: do it. Well. It appears that Walmart is very well 334 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 2: aware that nobody wants to shop inside their store. They 335 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 2: see the videos that go viral too, the wig snatchings. 336 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 2: You know the whole deal. They realize that no matter 337 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 2: how much they slash the prices, even if they give 338 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 2: it away free, and perhaps especially if they give it 339 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 2: away free, you don't want to go in there because well, 340 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 2: there's a number of reasons. The employees are one, they 341 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,399 Speaker 2: might be involved in the whigs snatching, and the stores 342 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 2: are tired. But most of all, it's the other Walmart shoppers. 343 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 2: I say, shoppers, shoplifters. You don't want to be around it. 344 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 2: You don't want to look if you've never been around 345 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 2: that many felons, I better not say anyway, So they 346 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 2: can't get people to come in because for all the 347 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 2: prices they slash, the customers get slashed too. So they 348 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 2: want you to skip the crime and just shop online. 349 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,520 Speaker 3: September means flash deals at Walmart for the first time ever. 350 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 2: We're begging you to shop online. 351 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 3: Well, we're slashing prices, but we don't want to slash 352 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 3: hard customers. 353 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, give me that ipay cool my dead body. Oh hell, 354 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 2: I don't be stam. Yeah that's right. Can't believe you 355 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 2: felt it with your nanitude in body. Fact, skip the 356 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 2: crime and shop online. 357 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 1: It's the big Walmart online sales same sheep, shinyes, crap 358 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: with aut the wick snatches, knock out gay Baltimore game bag, 359 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: or flat out getting. 360 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,400 Speaker 2: Mud she caught at the walbat Welcome. 361 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,239 Speaker 3: Look, we realize you voted for Trump and don't want 362 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 3: to step foot in our stores. 363 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 2: But the same reason you avoid carnival cruises and chuck 364 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 2: e cheese shoving at Walmart. 365 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 3: So bypass the tight short to Shanda's and I'm at 366 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 3: n Fetami Marlowe. 367 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 2: I know you'll got some more of that red bolt 368 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 2: up and ack'm on, I need to limit that more up. 369 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 2: I need the same bam to get it. 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We got one member of 381 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:40,240 Speaker 2: the team that lives in what is what does Jim 382 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,400 Speaker 2: live it's not New Kny. It's it's north the Huffman Shenandoah, 383 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,679 Speaker 2: one of those the least, the least ghetto place in 384 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 2: the region. And then Kunda lives in Katie, and I 385 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 2: think he's in one of the little pockets where they're 386 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 2: hiding out. I don't see any black folk over here. 387 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 2: Do you know we can stay, we can renew. 388 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 8: I can't believe you could feel that with your ninety 389 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,120 Speaker 8: two percent body fat. That is literally the least ghetto 390 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 8: thing ever. Percent body fat is the most white inner 391 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 8: loop granola eating comment ever. Oh that's funny, instead of 392 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 8: with your fat ass, with your rolls, with your pills 393 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,440 Speaker 8: Berry dough boy self, we. 394 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:30,479 Speaker 2: Got I can't. I can't believe you could feel that 395 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 2: with your ninety two percent body fat. How would you 396 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,719 Speaker 2: like to be a Walmart senior executive? All right, guys, 397 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 2: we're losing ground to Amazon. And here's the problem. Here's 398 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,200 Speaker 2: what we have to lop off the top. We've got 399 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,679 Speaker 2: rent or cost of facilities, We've got electric, we got 400 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 2: all this, we got all this, we got all this, 401 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 2: we got all this, we got all this, and they 402 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,199 Speaker 2: don't have any of that. And it's real problematic. And 403 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 2: you got to come in the store. Well, yeah, but 404 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,399 Speaker 2: people like to come in this store. It's not nineteen 405 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 2: seventy four in Orange, Texas anymore. This isn't Gibson's. We 406 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,040 Speaker 2: don't go in and go wow, they got everything. They 407 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 2: got CB radios. This isn't radio shack. People don't do 408 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 2: that anymore. Well, what do we do? I guess we'll 409 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 2: have to do it online because we got all these stores. 410 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,239 Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Can you imagine every morning waking up 411 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,439 Speaker 2: and getting the police reports from your stores, because that happens. 412 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 2: If you're an executive there, that happened. You have to 413 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 2: wake up every day and go, oh, only eight muggings 414 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,360 Speaker 2: yesterday inside the store, six of them from employees. Oh 415 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 2: I forgot to tell my story. Okay, I promise I 416 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 2: will tell it. I apologize. 417 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 7: Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dolls. 418 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 4: I'm a menopause. For those interested, where are my little youngies? 419 00:24:59,520 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 5: Right? 420 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 4: The little really young? The twenty two is where are 421 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 4: you there? They are? Menopause is when mother Nature tells 422 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 4: you that your leaves are brown. She's very clear, She's like, 423 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 4: you don't have to die, but we don't need you. 424 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,679 Speaker 4: You can flourish, you can wither. It's all on you. 425 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 4: No one's gonna water you on the regular. That's what 426 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 4: I'm trying to say. I called my friend the other 427 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 4: day because she knew I was getting ready for this, 428 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,120 Speaker 4: and she's like, I want you to go to my stylust. 429 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 4: I want you to be like, stop traffic gorgeous for this. 430 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 2: It's showtime. And I was like, Okay, you. 431 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,639 Speaker 4: Know, I'm fifty one years old. I'm not stopping traffic 432 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 4: unless I throw myself in front of a buck. 433 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:45,679 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 434 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 4: I mean, it's just it's it's just real. It's not 435 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 4: I'm not stopping traffic fifty one. I mean I might 436 00:25:52,760 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 4: slow down a walker, all right. 437 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 2: So we have this dinner party, and my obnoxious thing 438 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 2: you're welcome to think is abnox because it is is 439 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 2: I tell everybody where to sit. I separate husbands and 440 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,600 Speaker 2: wives because otherwise you get this crutch of sitting next 441 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,360 Speaker 2: to your spouse. So if you have a social anxiety, 442 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 2: don't come to dinner at my house. So I'll put 443 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 2: people caddy corner from each other, furthest distance, because that 444 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 2: forces you to meet new people and talk to new people. 445 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 2: And everybody here most of the people here were all 446 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,399 Speaker 2: We're all new they didn't know each other. So, you know, 447 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 2: you learn interesting things when you have to make small 448 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,520 Speaker 2: talk over dinner. So I put Unknown next to me 449 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 2: because I wanted to talk about my dad's care and 450 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 2: her background, and so she's his concierge doctor as his general. 451 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 2: But the reason we first started with her is she 452 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 2: came highly recommended from several other doctors that I fact 453 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 2: as an endocrinologist, which is a diabetes doctor, because the 454 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 2: pancres is everything in DIABETESA just it's in some level 455 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 2: of dysfunction, and my dad's is extreme dysfunction, which creates 456 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 2: a lot of problems. So one of the doctors said, 457 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 2: she's an indocrinologist, but before you go finding a GP, 458 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 2: you may want to talk to her about being your 459 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 2: your family doctor for him as well your general as well. 460 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,240 Speaker 2: So we talked. My wife spent a lot of time 461 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,159 Speaker 2: with her, and she came to see my dad and 462 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,160 Speaker 2: I told you the story that she sat on the floor. 463 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 2: She literally sat down. Well they call it Chris Cross 464 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 2: apple sauce now, but she sat down no pun intended, 465 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 2: Indian style. She's Indian in front of him. Actually she's American, 466 00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 2: but her parents are in there. She pulls his COMPRESSI 467 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 2: socks off and his feet swell. He's eighty five. You 468 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,359 Speaker 2: know how it goes? Well, A diabetics toes. They're not 469 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 2: Uncle Jerry missing a toe and all that, but they're 470 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,760 Speaker 2: not pretty. You get that. I forget what it's called 471 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,680 Speaker 2: build up nail on top of nail on top of nail, 472 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 2: and so that's a constant treatment. But we're lucky. He's 473 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 2: got all ten of his toes and she's rubbing his foot. 474 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 2: Does this hurt? Does this hurting? I never seen anything 475 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 2: like that. So my wife is filming this and she's 476 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 2: sending it to me, and I'm thinking, this is the one. 477 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,919 Speaker 2: This woman might not even go to medical school. But 478 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 2: she is on her butt on the floor rubbing my 479 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 2: dad's feet, going over because foot care is everything for diabetics. 480 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 2: It's because you don't get circulation down there and all that. 481 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 2: I said, this is it, and this is all. She 482 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,680 Speaker 2: gives him her cell phone number, gives us her cell 483 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 2: phone number. I told you the story. The other day, 484 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 2: I meet her boyfriend, Pete Burner. I don't know why 485 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 2: I call him Pete West Maybe because it rhyme with 486 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,040 Speaker 2: Pete Best, probably so because we're talking about classic and 487 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 2: he was saying, yeah, I feel like I know your 488 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 2: dad because I'm in his bionic sphere. The bionics sphere remone. 489 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 2: You wear a CGM to keep your blood sugar low, 490 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 2: but if you were diabetic, you'd wear a continuous glucose 491 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 2: monitor that would be a pump and when you ate, 492 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 2: it would shoot insulin down there. Well, it also monitors 493 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 2: your blood shirt because if the blood shirt goes low, 494 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,680 Speaker 2: you can go comatose, you can go out. It's bad. 495 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 2: People die this way. It's very common, and so it 496 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 2: might be. You know, it's never going to happen at 497 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,160 Speaker 2: a good time. So two o'clock in the morning, it 498 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 2: shoots it. Whoever's in your sphere. My wife, doctor Davis. Well, 499 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 2: because he's laying next to doctor Davis boo boo boop up, 500 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 2: Norman Berry's having him an incident. So he said, you know, 501 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 2: many is the night I'm gonna wake it to a 502 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 2: clock thinking to your dad, hoping he's going to be okay. 503 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 2: So anyway, we're talking about my dad and the whole thing. 504 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 2: She's turned out to be great, and that's when I 505 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 2: did the show on Colenzier's care some of if you 506 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,000 Speaker 2: may have listened in on that. If you didn't, you 507 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 2: can go back and find it. And we're talking through 508 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 2: her practice. How she got into what she's doing. She 509 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 2: was on faculty at the medical school and then she 510 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 2: wanted to go into practice. But she has two daughters 511 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 2: and she wanted to practice where. Look, I don't care 512 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 2: how good a doctor you are. If you practice with 513 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 2: one of the big systems, you're going to see seventy 514 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 2: patients a day. And that's not a rewarding way to 515 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 2: practice medicine. But that's how the systems. You're now a 516 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 2: system employee, and you're a corporate employee. And I have 517 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 2: a lot of doctors at her friends, and I will 518 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 2: tell you that is the greatest lament. They love practicing law. 519 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 2: They feel like this isn't practicing law. This is a 520 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,800 Speaker 2: cattle mill. They can't spend the time. They can't sit 521 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,200 Speaker 2: down on their butt for an hour and rub their 522 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 2: patient's feet and see do you have any wounds, how 523 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 2: does it feel? What are you eating? How are your 524 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 2: mood swings? How is your rest? And this is a 525 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 2: comprehensive care. You're a healer that's why people got into 526 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 2: being a doctor in the first place. She sees between 527 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 2: four and six patients per day. It's however, many people 528 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 2: call her, but you keep your practice down, you pay 529 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 2: cash up front, doesn't cover it, but it's not that much. 530 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 2: Depending on the doctor. It's two to five thousand dollars 531 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 2: per year. I think hers is on the upper end, 532 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 2: may even be a little more because it's diabetes care 533 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 2: as well. But you think about this, you can change 534 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 2: your health plans. Well, you do you, you do you 535 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 2: and your budget, but I will tell you it's the 536 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 2: best money we've ever spent. And then she's available by 537 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 2: cell phone. She's available to make house calls. I mean, 538 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 2: it's people are kind of getting away from there's so 539 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 2: many things about how we became economies of scale because 540 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 2: that's what private equity want. And people are going back 541 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,520 Speaker 2: to the ace hardware because they don't want the big 542 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,760 Speaker 2: box store and every aspect of that, every aspect of 543 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 2: that life. So anyway, it turns out that while diabetes 544 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 2: care is a big part of what she does, hormones 545 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 2: and so we go through the different glands adrenal, thyroid, pancreas, 546 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 2: and we got into women's issues and I'm curious and 547 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 2: we start talking and she said, well, my actual expertise, 548 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 2: even more than diabetes, which I love to do, is menopause. 549 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 2: And it was like all the women at the table 550 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 2: are so I'm told. So my wife the next morning 551 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,280 Speaker 2: ways up and she says, when you and I knew 552 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 2: were down there talking, did you notice that all the 553 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 2: ladies at the table perked up and leaned in when 554 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 2: you start talking about menopause? I said, when I told 555 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 2: you all to get out of my conversation because they 556 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 2: started asking questions. So my wife said, listen, women in 557 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 2: their fifties and beyond are very interested in our life 558 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 2: body changes. I said, I want to hear talk about 559 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 2: no women's hormones. She said, if I have to hear 560 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,479 Speaker 2: you talk about testosterone one more time. And I know 561 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 2: you talk about it on there because people tell me 562 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 2: you do. You talk about ed and you got Mohiton 563 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 2: because she's good friends and Mowen talking about the crooked 564 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 2: Wieners and you're talking about testosterone level. And you think 565 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 2: we don't get tired of hearing that. You think we're 566 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 2: not tired of hearing that. Yeah, well, what about the 567 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 2: ladies they care about menopause. I said, keep, ain't a 568 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 2: tyson do that? Why do I have to do that? 569 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 2: So here I am out in the field, all dressed 570 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: up in a costume that matches, taking my photo, and 571 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,280 Speaker 2: you're gonna get it. Inviting you to the wedding or 572 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 2: whatever it is next Friday morning, We're talking for an 573 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,320 Speaker 2: entire hour about menopause. You're free to tune out.