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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even

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Speaker 1: worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with that, but they're about.

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Speaker 1: To get busted. Do we value creativity on this show?

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because nobody's more

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Speaker 3: creative than a cheater trying to avoid getting caught.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dumb bud.

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Speaker 3: So while we don't approve of their behavior, Brook does

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Speaker 3: admire and applaud their resourceful engineewing she did, I heard it,

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Speaker 3: we all did, and today we're going to see that.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Brain thinking on full display as listeners share the creative

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Speaker 3: ways their dumb exes tried to get away with being unfaithful,

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Speaker 3: starting with Brian tell us how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 4: So I go to my high school reunion and I

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Speaker 4: bring my girlfriend with me, and at one point he's

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Speaker 4: not with me. I don't see her, and I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: she's getting another drink or stuck in some sort of

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Speaker 4: small talk with somebody.

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Speaker 1: It's always nice to date someone that can like be on.

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Speaker 4: Their own at a party, you know, like it's really free. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and it's my high school, so you know, maybe she's

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Speaker 4: born or whatever. And then I'm looking for. And I

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Speaker 4: go out in the hall and there's a group of

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Speaker 4: people out in the hall and they're all like whispering

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Speaker 4: and giggling. It's like high school again, like we're five

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Speaker 4: of lockers. And I go, oh, Brian, what's going on? Quiet?

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Speaker 1: Quiet?

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Speaker 4: Quiet, quiet? And they tell me to listen, and there's

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Speaker 4: two people hooking up in the janitor's closet. Yeah, which

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Speaker 4: would be great, except one of them is my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully the janitor.

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Speaker 4: Said, quick work. It was not the janitor. It was

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Speaker 4: my old high school principal, like seventy years old.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, at least I didn't do that while he

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Speaker 3: was still in school.

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Speaker 1: So she likes a man in church there. You go,

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Speaker 1: all right, well that really sucks, that really scars you

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Speaker 1: really don't go to the next union. Yeah, your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Leslie. Leslie, tell us how you

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Speaker 3: busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: Well, I let myself into my boyfriend's house a day

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Speaker 5: before you got home from vacation.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I went to grabbed some food.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I kind of noticed how bad his fridge smelled.

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Speaker 4: It was like bachelor level bad.

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Speaker 5: You know, he's out of town, like you always forget

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Speaker 5: one thing in the fridge when you leave, and.

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Speaker 1: You're like, sometimes that baking soda trick doesn't work though,

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Speaker 1: the baking so has mold somehow. Yeah, I don't get it.

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Speaker 5: Well, so I thought i'd be nice and I cleaned

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Speaker 5: it out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Nice, gosh, that's nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but back of it, I found a small cake

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Speaker 5: with happy first anniversary babe on it.

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Speaker 3: He got a cake for you, guys, and ate part

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Speaker 3: of it without you, like you need a stale cake.

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Speaker 5: When he gets bad, our anniversary was not happening, like overason,

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Speaker 5: Like what happened? He got home and I was waiting

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Speaker 5: for him with the cake and a new candle light

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Speaker 5: on it. He comes through door, looks at me holding it, shocked. Oh,

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Speaker 5: he admits that he's been dating two women at the

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Speaker 5: same time for the last year.

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Speaker 1: Whoa. And then he's thoughtful enough to remember both anniversaries. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I know he's a good one. You better get away.

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Speaker 5: Taking care of this.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Leslie, I'm so sorry. Finally, let's go to dominic.

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Speaker 1: Here tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 2: I was at my girlfriend's house and I went to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom. I saw a sticky note on the mirror

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Speaker 2: that said you're so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Some people like to put affirmations up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally exactly. So I went asked her, and that's

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Speaker 2: what she said. She says she's just been leaving herself

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Speaker 2: encouraging notes around the house. I thought it was a

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Speaker 1: Okay, she really needs to affirm herself. He's actually arguing

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Speaker 1: against them underneath them. Sorry, computer screen, which is I'm

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Speaker 2: Hey, we all need a little bit of affirmation. But

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Speaker 2: what ended up happening is a few weeks later, I'm

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Speaker 2: spending the night, I lay down in bed and I

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Speaker 2: fill a post it note on the other side of

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Speaker 2: the pillow. I pull it out and it says, thanks

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Speaker 2: for a great night.

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Speaker 4: Great is all cats?

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Speaker 1: By the way, wo that's quite the affirmation. You don't

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Speaker 1: think that she had a good time by herself.

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Speaker 4: I've got a fifty dollars pillow recently, and I would

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Speaker 4: leave a love note for it every night too. There's

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Speaker 4: so nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you know, I'm sure that's temperpedic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not against her having a good night by herself.

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Speaker 4: But this was weird. I mean I had to ask.

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Speaker 2: Them, like do people say this to themselves?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If I confronted her, I was like, what's this about?

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Speaker 2: And yeah, she let it all out. She turned red.

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Speaker 2: She started crying.

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Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, crying.

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Speaker 2: It was funny because she said she shouldn't have cheated

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Speaker 2: with a guy who wrote notes.

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Speaker 1: Those illiterate guys next time. Now we know why Brooke

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Speaker 1: was doing that access to post it note. I got

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Speaker 1: the posts. I just don't know what to do with

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Speaker 1: it to dominate. That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Man. Hey, I just now put notes up and say,

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Speaker 2: don't get cheated on again. Guy.

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Speaker 3: Let's remind her take a little something from every relationship,

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Speaker 3: even the bad ones. Hit up our tech sport at

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Speaker 3: seven eight five nine too. If you have a funny

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Speaker 3: story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could

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Speaker 3: be on.

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Speaker 1: The next edition of Busted. Your phone tap is coming

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Speaker 1: up

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.