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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this.

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Speaker 1: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 1: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 4: Roses are red, violets are fine. Phive be the six?

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Speaker 4: Will you be the nine?

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Speaker 3: Do not laugh at.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do. Don't tell him math is not your

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Speaker 4: strong suit?

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Speaker 1: Are you two always thirteen year old boys they don't

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Speaker 1: get math. Instead, tell him that you'd like to add

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Speaker 1: you plus him minus his board shorts and find out

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Speaker 1: what the answer is. And that's when you give him

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Speaker 1: the digits to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 1: an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, I alway, obviously, I'm sorry, interesting a little

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Speaker 5: bit to call you back, But I actually have my

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Speaker 5: physical planner in front of me. Now. I was thinking

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Speaker 5: that it makes sense that I move over to your place,

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Speaker 5: But I mean, I don't have to take everything all

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Speaker 5: at once, but I could like move over some of

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Speaker 5: my stuff and then I could actually put my plate

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Speaker 5: on the market, and then you'll have more money saved

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Speaker 5: up so you can start looking at rings for me.

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Speaker 2: I have a pinterest page.

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Speaker 5: It's public. You can find it to see exactly the

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Speaker 5: type of brains that I like. And I'm thinking that

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Speaker 5: sounds good for the six month march.

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Speaker 2: So coming back and you get this bye.

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Speaker 4: Next message, why is she moving so slow? Not much

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Speaker 4: in the baby names? I mean, does she even like him?

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Speaker 1: How is she this far advancing the relationship and she

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Speaker 1: doesn't even have his real phone numbers?

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Speaker 4: A lot of questions here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like a match made in heaven.

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Speaker 6: The next message, Look, I know it's been a few

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Speaker 6: days and that you had to wait and everything, and

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Speaker 6: let's be honest. I mean you would have waited a

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Speaker 6: lot longer because people like me don't just come around.

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Speaker 6: So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking that we're going

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Speaker 6: to go over to your place at some point. You're

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Speaker 6: gonna cook me dinner this week, and after you cook

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Speaker 6: me dinner, then I'm going to rock your world. So

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Speaker 6: let's just get this together. You've never met anybody like me,

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Speaker 6: As you said, I was incredible. You said that was amazing,

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Speaker 6: So I cannot wait to do this. Give me a call.

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Speaker 6: I'm here and let's make it happen.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know Prince Charming could get the loser line, dud.

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Speaker 1: I can hear her giving him the number, going, You're incredible,

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Speaker 1: You're amazing.

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Speaker 5: I feel like that guy just watched a YouTube tutorial

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Speaker 5: on how to have confidence.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me what you want. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of being one of a kind, maybe head on

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Speaker 1: over to the Brook and Jeff TikTok page today. I

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Speaker 1: promise you nobody out there is doing the content that

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Speaker 1: we're doing.

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Speaker 2: If you were at the end of what you're about

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Speaker 2: to say, I am not going to be happy.

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Speaker 4: Going on deck.

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Speaker 3: Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Well, some are saying that maybe no one's doing what

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Speaker 1: we're doing, because that's for a reason.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to believe it's because we're.

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Speaker 1: Innovators, innovators looking towards the future with faces made for radio.

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Speaker 1: Be brave, be curious, and experiment with all four of

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Speaker 1: us at once, at broken Jeffrey on TikTok curious, I.

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Speaker 4: Back to the.

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Speaker 6: Clipse next mesod.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Josh, so okay, look, I know I said to

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Speaker 3: go out with you, but if I'm being fully honest,

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Speaker 3: I I only said that because your friends were like

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Speaker 3: right there, and I didn't want to make you look

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Speaker 3: bad in front of them and like ruin your night

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Speaker 3: and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: So I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 3: Like truly, I do feel bad. But maybe instead of

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Speaker 3: a date with me, I can just like I don't know,

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Speaker 3: demo U maybe ten bucks. I mean, just I feel bad,

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Speaker 3: so you can buy yourself a drink. So yeah, if

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Speaker 3: you want to check me your handle, I can send

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Speaker 3: that over. But but curiously, like, don't give up like

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Speaker 3: you do seem nice, it's just uh not for me.

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Speaker 5: This is almost a case where the two of them

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Speaker 5: each gave each other.

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Speaker 4: It's a victory for men everyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she thinks that she's better than him and then

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Speaker 1: he burns her with a loser line number dollars.

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Speaker 4: That's true, Alexis. You're gonna try to call her too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sad.

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Speaker 1: Give me the ten dollars next message.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jen, just calling because I was thinking about our

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Speaker 2: conversation earlier tonight. And I know, like it's very early

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Speaker 2: for us, like super super early. But you know, if

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Speaker 2: we did end up like having a baby together, I

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Speaker 2: will I would just wanted to do a twenty three

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Speaker 2: and met test, you know, just so we can make

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Speaker 2: sure there's no like shared family history, you know, because sorry,

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Speaker 2: Like I know, I know this sounds weird to say,

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Speaker 2: since we haven't even kissed now, and I'm already jumping

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Speaker 2: to that. But actually this, this, this happened to my

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Speaker 2: sister and they found out after the marriage, so I

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Speaker 2: could I could prove it to you by showing you

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Speaker 2: pictures of our kids. But I just hope I'm not

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Speaker 2: putting the car before the horse here. I just thought

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Speaker 2: it would be a good idea to lay down some

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Speaker 2: ground holes. Otherwise I really can't wait to see you

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Speaker 2: unless you're my sister.

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Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you want to have a baby with that

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Speaker 4: man and his family?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Ruined?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is an example of every conversation that happens

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Speaker 1: at Brooks family reunions. Before we go behind this barn

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Speaker 1: and do stuff to make God cry? Why don't we

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Speaker 1: check on each other's genealogy?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: You check before you do.

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Speaker 1: It's responsible, it's responsible important. If you want something really terrifying,

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Speaker 1: let me show you my familyst Christmas card.

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Speaker 4: Remember listen to Loser.

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Speaker 1: Line regularly at this time every week, and make sure

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Speaker 1: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok base. You

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Speaker 1: can hear all of your favorite loser lines right there.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do a phone tap right after this.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.