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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything,

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Speaker 1: because nobody will know who you are. We keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: and that's why everybody who calls in to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is actually the most annoying

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Speaker 1: sound in the world, Cardi bes laugh. That's not the

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Speaker 1: most annoying laugh the world. Actually it's not. Actually, there's

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Speaker 1: more annoying laugh. Who's think about it? Oh? Sorry, well,

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Speaker 1: Cardi B's annoying laugh. Thanks for calling in, Hi, thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me. Yeah, no problem. So cardibis laugh. Do

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Speaker 1: you know who are referring to you? Yes? I do?

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Speaker 1: And wild that'll laugh is annoying? Serious? Is not as bad? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all close. So what's your dirty little secret? So?

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is the person I am dating

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Speaker 1: is very young, much younger than I am. Nothing illegal, right,

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Speaker 1: the very legal? Okay, okay um. I recently was divorced.

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Speaker 1: Im you know, I'll just say that I'm in my

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Speaker 1: mid fifties. What mid fifties. That's because you've been dipping

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Speaker 1: into the fountain of you thinking well being dipped. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: he is twenty two and h well is he run

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Speaker 1: for a good time or a long time? Hopefully both?

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Speaker 1: We both We shall see but h we uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so the secret is, Um, the person I'm dating went

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Speaker 1: to school with my kids. That is how young he is.

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Speaker 1: Do your kids know him? They? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: they know who he is. So you just met him randomly?

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Speaker 1: We met on a dating app Grinder. Okay, and this

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Speaker 1: is my secret. He is, Um, you know we have

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Speaker 1: we're having a great time. Well, the relationship is awesome. Nice.

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Speaker 1: Don't hate the player. Hit the game exactly. That's what

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Speaker 1: you tell your kids when they're like, hey, um, that

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Speaker 1: was my classmate from high school, and you'd be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you don't hate the player. Hit the game. You know,

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Speaker 1: as long as he's eighteen or older, fair game. He's

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Speaker 1: twenty two, he's got it. Buy four years. You're good?

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Speaker 1: Did you? Are you fulfilling some sort of kink do

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Speaker 1: you think or maybe like a rebound from the marriage. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: my previous partner was closer to my age, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you know. I'm very attracted to younger guys

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Speaker 1: way more attracted to younger guys, and I think, I

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Speaker 1: am you know guys my age. Um, so you know,

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Speaker 1: well that seems to be the norm no matter who

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Speaker 1: you are. I mean, as as long as you're a

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Speaker 1: little bit older, that's the norm. So cash's fine. So

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Speaker 1: is it? Is it weird though? Dating at twenty something

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Speaker 1: year old when you're that old, I mean when you're

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Speaker 1: in your's because I feel like conversation wise, it'd be tough.

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't like dating twenty one year olds

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Speaker 1: when I was twenty one. St we're both stupid, we

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Speaker 1: should both stop talking. But no, it's actually for real.

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Speaker 1: You guys, go out, if you're a restaurant or something,

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Speaker 1: look at the young people around you. And let's imagine,

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Speaker 1: imagine imagine dating a really young person. I'm like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I do die you a young person, Mike.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is twenty one. She just turned twenty one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I haven't ever met her in person, so I don't

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Speaker 1: know if she's actually really annoying or not. So she

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem annoying that she doesn't seem annoying, And there

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Speaker 1: are cool ones. Okay, I'm just saying compared to like

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Speaker 1: when you get older, right, it's when you're younger. You

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Speaker 1: don't know how annoying you are when you're younger. I

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Speaker 1: was annoying. I would think that the conversations would be

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Speaker 1: very weird, like it'd be hard to have a conversation

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Speaker 1: like on the same level as Yeah, is it that way? Definite?

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Speaker 1: I can see how you guys would think that. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's very educated. He's a great talker. We do have

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Speaker 1: great conversation. It's part of the reason why I think that,

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Speaker 1: you know, it was like very attracted to him, like

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Speaker 1: after our first day was you know, he did hold

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Speaker 1: a conversation really well. So I don't see too many

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Speaker 1: of the immaturities I guess that you would expect to see.

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Speaker 1: What's like, you know, a younger person and he plays

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Speaker 1: college baseball, so who cares? All right, Yeah, another shame

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Speaker 1: in your game. That's cool. Well, hopefully it all works

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Speaker 1: out for you and your kids don't find it too

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Speaker 1: awkward when they actually meet him and realized that they

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Speaker 1: actually went to school with him. Hopefully not, but we

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Speaker 1: will see. Good luck, yeah, thank you, yeah, good luck

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Speaker 1: to evolve. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?