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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Blind one? How's it going? Hey? What's going on? Everyone?

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Speaker 1: Not much? You have to keep you anymous because it's

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Speaker 1: time for the dirty little secrets? So why I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: say what line you're on on one of the phone lines,

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Speaker 1: line six? I'll just throw everybody after your sin anyway,

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Speaker 1: what's what's your dirty little secret? Oh? Broy Um? I

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Speaker 1: never actually I never told anybody this, So congratulations. You

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Speaker 1: guys are gonna be the first people I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: We feel very sweet. Um. I live in like a

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Speaker 1: small suburb. It's fine, I'm kind you know, you live

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Speaker 1: in the suburb. Like normally those places are pretty safe.

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Speaker 1: What are you nervous about? There are? But you know

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Speaker 1: when there's like only like one you know, restaurant and

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Speaker 1: one bar, you kind of get little bored. So there's

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Speaker 1: like a group of people on the neighborhood, you know,

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Speaker 1: in the little town, um that we have like you know,

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Speaker 1: we have like sex party, passion parties. Passion passion parties

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Speaker 1: where they sell stuff, right, isn't that what they do?

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Speaker 1: So it's like yeah, so it's like a it's like

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Speaker 1: people that come and join together and oh wow, it's

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Speaker 1: like Tomperware party type thing exactly the plastic there, but

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Speaker 1: it's not Tupperware. Right, I've gone to passion parties you have,

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Speaker 1: but passion parties not they're not parties where you do it, Evan,

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Speaker 1: like your face. It's like I was trying to explain it.

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Speaker 1: They sell toys there, so like usually it's it's like

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Speaker 1: women and women get together, like a group of women,

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Speaker 1: and one of them sells these toys, right like she

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Speaker 1: has an s shop and come over this sturdy would

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Speaker 1: come over this Saturday. We're gonna drink some wine and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you all the new toys I got.

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Speaker 1: And then they buy the toys. Imagine this. One of

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Speaker 1: my very first jobs was at a company where I

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Speaker 1: was a customer service ru for but a lot of

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Speaker 1: these companies would send products to us, and sexual All

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Speaker 1: Being was one of the tabs of stuff that we sold.

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Speaker 1: And so I sat with three of my bosses and

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Speaker 1: three of my coworkers and pass trown some you know

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Speaker 1: things that vibrate a little bit home. Yea superd I

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Speaker 1: was in high school. I was in high school and

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Speaker 1: I went to one of those passion parties. My girlfriend's

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Speaker 1: aunt was having one. Oh yeah, she she was having one,

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Speaker 1: and I just went because, like I knew the family

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna hang out with like her brothers

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Speaker 1: and uncles and like drink or whatever. And while they

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Speaker 1: were inside with the passion party, and all I remember

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Speaker 1: is we were in the garage hanging out drinking, and

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Speaker 1: then they came out and they're like, you guys gotta

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Speaker 1: get ere because we have a stripper coming and got

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Speaker 1: out of there. And then at some point all of

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Speaker 1: women except for one ran out of the garage going,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I believe she's doing that. And I

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Speaker 1: don't never got an explanation for what it is that

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Speaker 1: was going on there, but I can only assume. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they were running out horrified, So I was like, whoa. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So you you go to these parties and they're they're

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Speaker 1: actually designed for people just to hook up. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a little more than um. Yeah, it's really passionate. So

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Speaker 1: the thing is wearing mask is optional, like people do.

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Speaker 1: I do because I just you know, it's a small town.

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Speaker 1: I just am very private, so I will keep my

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Speaker 1: mask on. But you don't have to. You know, especially

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Speaker 1: if you're like doing the deed. There's all kinds of

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Speaker 1: things like that. Yeah, but I I saw a really

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Speaker 1: good friend of mine at one of these sex parties

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Speaker 1: on all fours sparking like a dog and getting like

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Speaker 1: spanked and oh you know you frown on the blank Okay, wow?

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Speaker 1: And did you know your friend was into this? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean we hang out in the same circle, like,

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Speaker 1: we hang out all the time, and he has no

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Speaker 1: idea I saw him him. I don't know. I'm not

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Speaker 1: judging him. I just I don't know what to I mean.

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Speaker 1: I love going to time. But once you see your

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Speaker 1: friend on all forth getting spank um embarking like a dog,

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Speaker 1: it kind of changes, like your opinion. We've all been there,

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Speaker 1: we've all been there before, and you're like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I like you so much more now open. So you're

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Speaker 1: definitely not going to tell your friend that you saw

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Speaker 1: him there, right, No, ever, definitely not you're taking into

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Speaker 1: your grave. No, you should go to another one of

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Speaker 1: the parties if he shows up again. When you guys

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Speaker 1: hang out at the party, if you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: wink wink, And then in the middle of it, take

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Speaker 1: your mask off and be like, what's up, dude. I

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Speaker 1: think just at the next brunch you see him that

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Speaker 1: just go up and be like whoof whoof did jewels

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Speaker 1: show on demand?