Speaker 1: It's nine o one engine with Jenny Garth and Tory spelling. Well, well, well,
Speaker 1: here we are with missed Tory spelling at her short
Speaker 1: bob haircut. Who is loving this? Look on you more
Speaker 1: than me? Maybe everybody?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a fan favorite of it. You always
Speaker 2: like my hair short, so it looks great. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. What do we got this week?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And all that jazz? Wait?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, it's just the two of us.
Speaker 2: Amy is not here today.
Speaker 1: This is true. But wait a second, why is it
Speaker 1: called all that jazz? These titles are really getting confusing
Speaker 1: for me. Oh, New Orleans is that it?
Speaker 2: Yep, that's it, And that's the reason.
Speaker 1: Nobody even sang it referred to it. There was no
Speaker 1: even like blues music to inspire it. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: some blues music ish in the background on one of
Speaker 1: your scenes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to put on something to this.
Speaker 1: That they built. Pretty sure they would pick some sort
Speaker 1: of New Orleans theme musically. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The grainy stock shots of New Orleans, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: those even look the same quality as the show.
Speaker 1: Like, there's no chance, no question in my mind. Usually
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, did we go there or does that
Speaker 1: really happen? I don't forget right, I remember, but this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, absolutely nobody went to New Orleans, you know?
Speaker 1: And also who goes to New Orleans for an overnighter?
Speaker 2: Nobody?
Speaker 1: Nobody, Like that's a hard trip.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get there. But I'm going on record right now.
Speaker 2: Donna would not say yes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's guess what. Okay, okay, what are we
Speaker 1: talking about? Season seven, episode twenty eight, All That Jazz
Speaker 1: Aired April thirtieth, nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Synopsis. Kelly and Valerie are sick with a bad bug,
Speaker 2: while David is sick and tired of blue balls. Oh
Speaker 2: didn't read that coming, just kiddy, Oh, don't hold that.
Speaker 2: Chancellor Arnold's broken heart is tearing Stephen clear apart. Donna
Speaker 2: misses her class presentation, putting in jeopardy her graduation. Oh good,
Speaker 2: And Brandon Walsh is giving an old to meet him.
Speaker 1: Directed by Kevin Inch, written by Larry Mullen and Phil Sabbath, Oaky.
Speaker 2: Doki, Oh and she we love Gosh, we loved that
Speaker 2: man so much. I kind of was crushing on that man.
Speaker 1: Wait, can you show me a picture please? I need
Speaker 1: a visual?
Speaker 2: A visual Kevin Inch.
Speaker 1: Let me see him pull something up because he was.
Speaker 2: A lot older than us, and I've never been the
Speaker 2: type to be into older men. You know. He was
Speaker 2: like Walsh thirty years older than you. But like he
Speaker 2: just was such a cool, fun guy that.
Speaker 1: He just was like sexy. You know, I'm not finding him.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is not this can't be him.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 1: These are very old. What does he look? There's a
Speaker 1: lot of Kevin Inches in the world. Did you put director? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me start that.
Speaker 2: Nine O two one zero, let's try this.
Speaker 1: I'm a spelled director. But it figured it out. And
Speaker 1: he was born in nineteen fifty three. Does that sound
Speaker 1: about right?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm Okay, I cannot see a face there, but
Speaker 2: I don't believe how is there nothing unlike?
Speaker 3: So he had gray hair, glasses, like tall gray hair,
Speaker 3: That's what I remember. Yeah, none of these Kevin inchies
Speaker 3: have gray hair.
Speaker 2: Just like really like we just got along.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all got along with them, Yeah we did.
Speaker 2: But there was something like he exuded like a sexiness
Speaker 2: because he was so great, you know, that type of thing.
Speaker 1: Like he was. It was a confidence. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a I don't know if I would call it a sexiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a confidence that yeah, okay, yeah, well okay, So
Speaker 2: this week finds us with Kelly and Valerie sick at home,
Speaker 2: meaning at the Walsh House.
Speaker 1: Cick at home. They're sick at home, they are both sick.
Speaker 1: What are the chances?
Speaker 2: Well, it's going around the keke house like wildfire.
Speaker 1: We're either Kelly or Valerie in the cake house. I
Speaker 1: don't think so.
Speaker 2: Now, but I think it's just like in reference that
Speaker 2: it's one of those seasons. Whe're just like flu is rampant.
Speaker 1: That happens every year, every year. It seems like it's
Speaker 1: like every three months now, I know. Okay.
Speaker 2: I got to say, whereas the last few episodes, we
Speaker 2: were feeling like it was jumpy the sharky prompted by e.
Speaker 1: Wee wee wee wee, we're not feeling that. She was
Speaker 1: feeling fine.
Speaker 2: She steered it into my point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't accept it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, okay, till you're ready, til you're ready, you're right.
Speaker 3: But so I got to say, I loved this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what I know. It's Monday morning? Are
Speaker 1: you a hey, where's your hair? Something's happened. You cut
Speaker 1: off the hair and now you're positive. But this is good.
Speaker 2: You and Valerie Kelly and Valerie you, it's this, It
Speaker 2: is good and you know what. The writing in this episode,
Speaker 2: I felt like sometimes it can get a little like
Speaker 2: cheesy or hoky, you know. I felt like, you disagree.
Speaker 2: I feel like the writing was good or maybe it
Speaker 2: was juicy, Like I couldn't get enough of the two.
Speaker 1: They didn't, Yeah, we did. The characters didn't hold back.
Speaker 1: They were just like, I'm sick and I don't care
Speaker 1: what the hell I say to you right now.
Speaker 2: You know what? It had me initially because you guys
Speaker 2: looked so stinking cute with trying to be like no makeup, makeup,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? And I almost thought like
Speaker 2: your little noses seemed red like you were both sick.
Speaker 2: And I bought into it. And here's where I really
Speaker 2: was loving it. You got fash magazines and she got tabloids.
Speaker 2: It made me laugh how loud that was funny. And
Speaker 2: then Brandon taking care of both of them was pretty
Speaker 2: The nurse maid, yeah, I don't think he likes it.
Speaker 2: Would have been cute if he put a little nurses
Speaker 2: outfit on no stethoscope. No, no, if he had to
Speaker 2: take your temperature, maybe Recklarly.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm just getting you do that
Speaker 1: for kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, so okay. They're bickering the whole time, and
Speaker 1: Valerie says Kelly is more of a tramp than she
Speaker 1: ever was.
Speaker 2: And then ever was was, meaning like she's no longer.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: She's saying, yeah, I was. She's a reform tramp. I
Speaker 1: was never as big of a tramp as you.
Speaker 2: Basically, I mean, you guys have all had a lot
Speaker 2: of leading men. So if we go by that, I
Speaker 2: guess so, yeah, she's tramped for hire. She is tramp.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not a tramp because she's Kelly says it. Well,
Speaker 1: at least I don't get paid for it.
Speaker 3: Basically, Yeah, I like the Heidi Flices reference.
Speaker 1: Yes, very of the time.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Wait. Side note, So have you seen
Speaker 2: the new Charlie Sheen documentary? No, you should watch it
Speaker 2: because it's not what you expect and it's actually very
Speaker 2: smart and well done and he's really good.
Speaker 1: Is he a producer on it?
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, I'm assuminguming, I'm assuming so, but they don't
Speaker 2: hold back. John Cryer doesn't hold back. Denise Richards doesn't
Speaker 2: hold back. Heidi Flices is there, but it's he's on it.
Speaker 1: She wait wait wait, she's on it in present day?
Speaker 2: Uh huh. So you know obviously she went to jail,
Speaker 2: he testified against her, all of that, La La La,
Speaker 2: But she she is on it, and she's moved from
Speaker 2: LA and she lives somewhere where I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: there's walls or a roof, but there's a gazillion parrots.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's a parrot lady. You must have liked her. Then. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing Charlie as a producer on the doc.
Speaker 2: Is it the one? It's the new One aka Charlie Sheen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's one on Netflix. Interesting, I see a lot of producers.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna ask
Speaker 2: it a different way. I wonder, uh if he gave
Speaker 2: up that right because he wanted it done in an
Speaker 2: authentic way and people thought if he produced it would
Speaker 2: be about skewed to how he wanted it. I don't know,
Speaker 2: Well that is the case.
Speaker 1: That's like journalistic integrity or some Yeah, yes, but when
Speaker 1: you have a doc about yourself, you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be Who had a doc that was produced by themselves?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, I don't know. Maybe a kardash really I
Speaker 1: remember there was one and they got trash for it. No,
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen did not produce the documentary aka Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was produced by others while Charlie was the
Speaker 1: subject and a key participant in the project.
Speaker 2: It's really good, I thought, Okay, I know everything, We've
Speaker 2: all seen everything. And then it had a lot of heart,
Speaker 2: it had it was it's really.
Speaker 1: Good, actual show. Okay, yeah, what about the flashback when
Speaker 1: Wick so, like you, you saw one thing and you
Speaker 1: saw the other. So I don't know which one to believe,
Speaker 1: because are either of those scenarios? Were either of those
Speaker 1: scenarios between Kelly and Brandon on the porch? Did those happen? Oh?
Speaker 2: I just got chills. You're right, it was just I
Speaker 2: don't know. Oh that was because it's your perspective, it's
Speaker 2: your story.
Speaker 1: The one with Valerie, what did you think happened? And
Speaker 1: then like we reenacted what she thought happened did not
Speaker 1: seem real, it seemed phony. And then the one with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in love with Valerie. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: can't be real. Yeah, it was fun though both of
Speaker 2: them didn't make quite sense because unless I'm missing something,
Speaker 2: and I was looking at him eating her face because
Speaker 2: that's what he does.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 2: I didn't see because she comes to the door buttoning
Speaker 2: her shirt.
Speaker 1: That never happened. Did you see that? Maybe she did it.
Speaker 1: Maybe she did it when he got up to answer
Speaker 1: the door.
Speaker 2: Like ripped her shirt open and then re buttoned.
Speaker 1: It because she wanted whoever was at the door. Maybe
Speaker 1: she knew it was Kelly, so she unbuttoned her shirt
Speaker 1: and came in all tossily like that, Like, oops, I
Speaker 1: would not put that faster.
Speaker 2: Although she does have a substantial size breast, and those
Speaker 2: little things they didn't hold very well back then. So
Speaker 2: maybe when they were toddling around, those.
Speaker 1: Tiny buttons, Yeah, those tiny buttons were real slippery.
Speaker 2: I would love to go back, but I don't really
Speaker 2: care because I'm just in the moment to see if
Speaker 2: the hair is matched. Did they take note of like
Speaker 2: okay rewind?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, I didn't look that closely.
Speaker 2: I know, and it didn't matter. It was just it
Speaker 2: was fun. I thought it was fun to see Brandon
Speaker 2: and Valerie makeout. I don't know, well, it's personal to you,
Speaker 2: but not personal, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It did okay, So at first it felt like there
Speaker 1: was no chemistry and it felt like uh and cue
Speaker 1: the kiss. But then healing started to really open wide
Speaker 1: and eat the entire head of her, and it looked
Speaker 1: very animalistic. I gotta say. It was like I felt
Speaker 1: like it was some more Jason and Valerie or you know,
Speaker 1: That's what I don't know.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, and I also I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I don't talk out of school here, but like
Speaker 2: men get aroused after that, like whoa, how can you
Speaker 2: just like get up and be like okay, I'll just
Speaker 2: open the door.
Speaker 1: Hell, maybe is this are you? What do they call
Speaker 1: it a shower? No, it was a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 2: Grower, not a But don't when men get turned on,
Speaker 2: don't there who's get.
Speaker 1: Erect they're penises.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm trying to be so clinical here, you know,
Speaker 2: I hate that word.
Speaker 1: Yes, eventually not usually like well, I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: not a man, but like I went to get goes
Speaker 1: like zero to one hundred in a second.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you just said how it was passionate.
Speaker 1: I guess animals do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't. I was questioning what happened with the
Speaker 1: with those flashbacks, but I.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm sure I'm biased, of course, but
Speaker 2: I tend to trust Kelly.
Speaker 1: It just I was like, eh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch that, but you're right. I wouldn't want to watch
Speaker 1: that because my character was. But also then it just
Speaker 1: was like, I like the two characters going against each other.
Speaker 1: I get the purpose of it, but like just continues
Speaker 1: to like double down in me, like why do they
Speaker 1: have to always have these two leading women, strong women
Speaker 1: female characters like going against each other? Because that was
Speaker 1: like what what you wrote in the nineties? Did that?
Speaker 1: Has that stopped? Has that ever?
Speaker 2: I think that stopped. There's always got to be.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think maybe that's what people like about
Speaker 1: like reality she was like Real Housewives, is that they're
Speaker 1: going to see that kind of female conflict sometimes.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess men have it too, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just in a different form. Usually comes out on
Speaker 2: sports courts.
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh no, that's true.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, not everyone can get along.
Speaker 1: This is fact, this is true.
Speaker 2: You know, And it wouldn't it be a little boring
Speaker 2: if you know, Kelly and Donna get along, Kelly and
Speaker 2: Claire get along.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there has I guess you're right. There has
Speaker 1: to be like that instigator, that person.
Speaker 2: But I found her vulnerable for some reason.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, you found her vulnerable. Maybe it was just
Speaker 1: the sickness. But she's still trying to create problems by saying, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't know about Columbia.
Speaker 2: You just jumped to the end.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I felt Oh I loved this. Brandon was the love
Speaker 2: of my life. Brandon was to love the life. You
Speaker 2: ruined my chance to get with him. Almost the love
Speaker 2: of your life. Colin was the love of your life.
Speaker 2: Now Brandon's the love of your life. Well he's the
Speaker 2: only family I have?
Speaker 1: Is he your lover or your family? So good? That
Speaker 1: touched on a nerve. I think I cheered you on.
Speaker 2: Wait in the beginning, when when she's like you really
Speaker 2: don't know why I hate you, and you're like no, and'
Speaker 2: she's like you don't remember. You're like, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It just made me think of all the things you
Speaker 2: don't remember. I was like, wait, is that a joke?
Speaker 2: Did they put that in?
Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't remember that. I think it
Speaker 1: was just for the story. No, I didn't remember. I
Speaker 1: remembered that in my life, but now I don't remember
Speaker 1: much of it. It just made me chuckle. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's so worse. It's true, but I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a good thing if I don't remember now,
Speaker 1: if I don't remember like traumatic stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: kind of have felt like as I've gotten older, I'm like, eh,
Speaker 1: ef it, I'm not carrying around anything that takes me
Speaker 1: back to bad memories. You know. Like, so now saying
Speaker 1: I don't remember is actually true, but it's also probably
Speaker 1: like the best thing for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gosh, can you rob off on me?
Speaker 1: We can do some releasing, you know. What we need
Speaker 1: to do is like a Moonlight release or something.
Speaker 2: We do ten years of it, just let it go,
Speaker 2: keep all the good stuff because we have amazing memories
Speaker 2: any of that bad stuff and not a lot of
Speaker 2: it happened to our personal lives during that time. Not
Speaker 2: we're not talking at work, but just to release that, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's do that. Put that on her to do list.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's on the top of it. But then yes,
Speaker 1: she gets she ultimately, well, she ultimately gives Brandon what
Speaker 1: feels like an ultimate She said, it's either Valerie or
Speaker 1: me in this house. But hello, Kelly, you don't live
Speaker 1: in that house. But it's not VAL's house either, So
Speaker 1: I guess it is up to Brandon whoever he lets
Speaker 1: stay in his house. And if his girlfriend's now saying
Speaker 1: I can't live under the same roof with her, what
Speaker 1: is Brandon to do?
Speaker 2: Guess you're all moving into the beach house.
Speaker 1: Maybe val could move in with you guys? Does that happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but no, that would have been a
Speaker 2: fun like that. We tried it, well, she tried a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, and when she slept there and
Speaker 2: read your diary. How dare she still mad at her
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 1: I know? Okay, do you want to talk about David
Speaker 1: and Donna or Claire and Steve.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about that you're throwing away your
Speaker 2: dreams for a boy and not going to Columbia. What
Speaker 2: is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got accepted to Columbia, where does she does
Speaker 1: she end up going to college somewhere or different college,
Speaker 1: grad school, grad school. She doesn't end up going to
Speaker 1: grad school. I have no idea what she ends up doing.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'll tell you right now, tell me, tell me.
Speaker 2: It lives on Melrose Place. In real life, you open
Speaker 2: up a store with me and that's still closed. You
Speaker 2: gave up your dream of going to Colombia grad school
Speaker 2: for psychology?
Speaker 1: But how did I become a shop? Seeper? Now did
Speaker 1: this happen? Okay? So you said Melrose Place. That was
Speaker 1: before when Kelly was like seventeen, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Not the show? Oh that actual store in our life
Speaker 1: store was on Melrose Place.
Speaker 2: Melroe sorry, on Melrose A Corner, not Melroe's Place?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Right right right?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: College area? Now? Where this?
Speaker 1: Now? Where this?
Speaker 2: Oh? So much fun there, but Matt Derning there wasn't
Speaker 2: all bad?
Speaker 1: Okay, but that's anyway that's coming. That's exciting. Oh so
Speaker 1: that means can't Kelly and Brandon will break up? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, okay, it's too much for me. This is
Speaker 1: really early on a Monday morning, you guys some panicking.
Speaker 2: I'm just sad that you gave up, I know, but
Speaker 2: they don't get into it. You gave it up for him.
Speaker 2: You don't really.
Speaker 1: Say she said I'm not going there now, which she
Speaker 1: could have decided on her own before they got back together,
Speaker 1: because she says this was, this is long before you
Speaker 1: and what's her name? Oh, Susan break up? No, no, Susan,
Speaker 1: damn it. I'm not gonna tell you. Tracy, Tracy, Tracy
Speaker 1: got it nailed. That was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I want to know the reason because
Speaker 2: because I'm I care about Kelly and the character so
Speaker 2: much in her journey all these years, like I want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry you don't get to know, but you
Speaker 1: do get to know this. She did go onto the
Speaker 1: New nine o two one zero as a psychiatrist or
Speaker 1: a school counselor. I guess that's not the same, but
Speaker 1: she probably has some sort of a degree if we're
Speaker 1: going to use that one, which I know you're going
Speaker 1: to say, we're not going.
Speaker 2: To no, no, no, but what that show?
Speaker 1: That show? Remember you and David were divorced. You didn't
Speaker 1: like it, stop it not divorced, separated, I'm sorry, never happened.
Speaker 1: Those blinders must peak well, you work.
Speaker 2: With Brandon, So how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: How do you like that? Matt? I'd like to know
Speaker 1: what the hell happened?
Speaker 2: And you weren't with Dylan, but I had his baby,
Speaker 2: but you had his baby who was suddenly ten years old.
Speaker 2: You were the school psychologist. You do have a psychology degree,
Speaker 2: so so.
Speaker 1: Must Maybe I got that from what's the school? See
Speaker 1: you cal university?
Speaker 2: California University. Yeah, they have a grad program. Yeah, that's sure,
Speaker 2: we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Stephen, really quickly, Samantha Sanders is being granted
Speaker 1: an award from the TV what was it called the
Speaker 1: TV Hall of Fame, Hall of Fame something, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It looked like a very nice award that she received.
Speaker 1: Very happy for her. Yeah, same, and Steve is very
Speaker 1: excited for it, very sweet and supportive. And then so
Speaker 1: she comes into town and Arnold Arnold that's his name, right,
Speaker 1: Chancellor Arnold, he is He lives in LA So they've
Speaker 1: been apart, but they're still together. They're still together.
Speaker 2: And we've said this before, but anyone that doesn't know,
Speaker 2: Chancellor Arnold and Samantha Sanders are married in real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you forget that, Like I forg got that.
Speaker 1: But when we talked about it.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago, Oh, it's just so great.
Speaker 1: It is. They're so cute together.
Speaker 2: He's I'm sorry, he's so stinking.
Speaker 1: So cute, and he's like talking to Claire and holding
Speaker 1: the pillow in front of himself because he's feeling insecure.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Pryor is, Oh my gosh, okay, maybe he's my
Speaker 2: Jim Walsh then on camera, okay.
Speaker 1: Because he's just I will definitely accept that. Oh god,
Speaker 1: he's he's such a good actor. So he's so cute.
Speaker 1: He's like all timid about seeing Samantha again, and I
Speaker 1: feel like we're gonna see this relationship unravel. Is this
Speaker 1: it for this this episode? Is this it? They're over
Speaker 1: because she says I'm going back to New York after
Speaker 1: he gets a little tiny bit needy at the Words show.
Speaker 2: It's it's extreme. Would you not agree we're both females
Speaker 2: in this entertainment industry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't fair, sweet or kind about it, whereas
Speaker 1: if you were in a loving relationship, you would be like, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, can you just wait five more minutes?
Speaker 1: I want to go talk to this person about this,
Speaker 1: and the person that's loving you and sporting you would say, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll be right here.
Speaker 2: Or why even invite him, Sam flying in, I'm supposed to.
Speaker 2: I have to just go with my cast. This is
Speaker 2: all this stuff's gonna happen. I'm not sure if I
Speaker 2: can see this trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they gave her a whole table and she
Speaker 1: filled it with him, and then like Steve and Claire
Speaker 1: and then they're friends. There's no friends of her there,
Speaker 1: but like her family table, her family table was maybe
Speaker 1: she had to fill it, and also she probably wanted
Speaker 1: to see him. Didn't seem like it didn't seem like it.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was like the whole time, I was thinking, uh,
Speaker 1: Arnold Arnold, such is the life of a Thespian lover,
Speaker 1: Like you know, she is like a true actor.
Speaker 2: And he now reads Chancellor Arnold reads soa Bopper Magazines,
Speaker 2: so Boper Digest.
Speaker 1: Just to see her. Oh, I's a.
Speaker 2: New leading man. Is she with the leading man?
Speaker 1: She wasn't? That was just you know what they do.
Speaker 2: Don't think so?
Speaker 1: But I mean the way she's treating him, she who
Speaker 1: knows certainly enough friction between Steve and Claire to end
Speaker 1: their relationship. Now, so maybe this is like a lesson
Speaker 1: don't when if you're if you're dating someone and then
Speaker 1: your parents start to date, just when you're dating, cut that.
Speaker 1: Cut that please, Lorraine and I had a burp. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a lesson to be learned. Like, if you're
Speaker 1: dating someone and then your parents they start to date,
Speaker 1: I think you should move, just move out of the
Speaker 1: city or away, because it's never gonna there's something I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's just something that's gonna come out bad
Speaker 1: like this situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, because it's.
Speaker 1: Hair and Claire and Steve apart. And then when she
Speaker 1: says he's the most important person in my life and
Speaker 1: Steve says, well where does that leave me? Well, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that leaves you below the dad. But
Speaker 1: that's okay.
Speaker 2: What I felt like she was saying is it's hurling family.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, well, you know, he's all I
Speaker 2: have family. Her mom is.
Speaker 1: Tracks like, let her say that. Why does he have
Speaker 1: to get all he made it about him but heard
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, by the way, I never I
Speaker 2: don't Sorry, whoa whoa, I'm so excited. I was stunnering.
Speaker 2: I thought she looked in that white outfit in the pants.
Speaker 2: So she she Clare Claire Kathleen looked so beautiful.
Speaker 1: She did. Her hair was like straight and nice. It
Speaker 1: was just like your hair. Now, Yes, you got Claire
Speaker 1: Arnold's haircut.
Speaker 2: Do I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I don't Martin's haircut from nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: Did Donna Marne ever wear her hair? Yeah? She did,
Speaker 1: but it was always poofy you of course, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was always poofyar like at some point in the
Speaker 1: glses and perhaps a little turning up east curl at
Speaker 1: the behies. That's how I remember it, with a turned
Speaker 1: up curl like dwink. I'm just kidding. I remember it totally.
Speaker 2: Apart, super straight.
Speaker 1: I remember it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't for long.
Speaker 1: But so you had this haircut way before Leslie Bibb,
Speaker 1: way before all Jenna bush Hager, who just got it?
Speaker 1: You were the og blunt bob center part.
Speaker 2: I can't take that compliment. That is hard for me.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe who's that other? Remember that the model iggy
Speaker 1: or no stiggy sticky, no piggy, no twiggy Twiggy.
Speaker 2: No, that was the pixie cut that you had.
Speaker 1: Well, let me see your hair. Oh, yeah, I want
Speaker 1: this haircut. Will you be mad at me? You got
Speaker 1: your hair bobbed? Can I get a pixie?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not mad at it. So I love you
Speaker 2: and the pixie. It was just the it was the nineties,
Speaker 2: and it was the poofy, the poofy pixie that I
Speaker 2: wasn't crazy about you and like a cool pixie would
Speaker 2: be amazing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this when you were so
Speaker 1: up topic right now. Sorry, guys, when you cut your hair,
Speaker 1: this is what I would be going through. I would
Speaker 1: be like, okay, there's now there's going to be too
Speaker 1: much of this and not enough this. Oh did you
Speaker 1: feel were you nervous?
Speaker 2: And she's talking about her old joke me always hiding
Speaker 2: behind my own hair because I don't want to show
Speaker 2: my face and so she's saying too much a face,
Speaker 2: not enough of hair. I wasn't. I'm wanting to do
Speaker 2: it for a while. You have, yeah, because I just
Speaker 2: felt like I wanted to change. I was bored, so
Speaker 2: I wanted to do it. And here's the great news
Speaker 2: about nowadays, extensions and always make it long again.
Speaker 1: Exactly, let's clip those sucker in.
Speaker 2: You'll have to grow that out a little bit to
Speaker 2: get extensions.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go wig pixie. How about that? Do
Speaker 1: you think if I had a pixie wig, anybody would
Speaker 1: know that it's not my real hair?
Speaker 2: I gotta be on. I know they have like really
Speaker 2: great ones, like beyond very extensive like ones that they
Speaker 2: put on and it stays like for a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that must be itchy and lot in there
Speaker 1: with all your hair.
Speaker 2: I feel like you'd be miserable.
Speaker 1: I remember wearing wigs like for different parts or whatever,
Speaker 1: different like whatever we had to do, and just thinking
Speaker 1: the whole time, I don't feel comfortable with this wig on.
Speaker 1: I can't act comfortable with this wig on. I can't
Speaker 1: be anything but uncomfortable. But maybe now they're different and
Speaker 1: they're lighter, and they're more like where wearable.
Speaker 2: I think it's worth you popping in somewhere.
Speaker 1: And just trying. I'm gonna go to the hair shop.
Speaker 1: You know what. Yes, there's a place here you guys
Speaker 1: called the hairshop. It's like the og place that actors
Speaker 1: make up hairstyle. As anybody would go to get either
Speaker 1: face hair member like that you had. They had to
Speaker 1: glue it on the guys. They had to like glue
Speaker 1: on the mustaches and the beards, and then also the
Speaker 1: wigs and the extensions. And it's still around and it's
Speaker 1: still killing.
Speaker 2: It in Hollywood. Was the o g one, but now
Speaker 2: there's one in the Valley.
Speaker 1: There's one in Encino. I know, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't trust that one. That's where I go. Why trust it?
Speaker 1: I don't trust it. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I have to go to the
Speaker 1: real the first one. I don't I don't have anything
Speaker 1: to back that up, just how I feel. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: went to the See No One and I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like I was in good hands.
Speaker 2: That is a bold statement.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't know. It's just I guess I'm
Speaker 1: just used to.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why there's thirty one flavors in two different
Speaker 2: hair shops, so you can go to the bog one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Claire and Steve look like they're breaking up.
Speaker 1: Donna and David are going on an overnight to New Orleans.
Speaker 2: When he made that phone call, he felt it memories
Speaker 2: of him being manic and like doing things like kind
Speaker 2: of suddenly yeah, yeah, as Donna for him, yeah, Tory
Speaker 2: for David or I don't know.
Speaker 1: Because what was the phone call they wanted him to go?
Speaker 2: He booked someone? I don't know. I didn't understand it
Speaker 2: if you say, I booked Monica in the jazz club,
Speaker 2: and but he booked why do he book someone who's Monica?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the girl that he was kissing and then
Speaker 1: almost broke you guys.
Speaker 2: Up this little singer talking about.
Speaker 1: This little singer, girl with the cute and we had
Speaker 1: her on the show. She's so nice, Oh, Natalia?
Speaker 2: But what's her name on the show?
Speaker 1: Chloe? Chloe? That wasn't her?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I definitely said an en name. Am I wrong? Loreene?
Speaker 1: Do you remember? How does Rain? How does Lorraine remember?
Speaker 1: I can't talk today? How does Lorraine remember? You think?
Speaker 1: She just pulled up though that this is it for
Speaker 1: Samantha and Chancellor Arnold, you guys great oz. I wish
Speaker 1: I could had her powers. Okay, first of all, I
Speaker 1: need to figure this out because you have a what
Speaker 1: time is your class? Your first class that you have
Speaker 1: your big presentation in due tomorrow morning? It had to
Speaker 1: be an eight am, nine ten am.
Speaker 2: Ellen Fogerty back in this episode.
Speaker 1: We love her.
Speaker 2: We just talked to her recently. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm going to go on record. I
Speaker 2: think that teacher, teacher Langley does have it in for Donna.
Speaker 1: Why this is so me?
Speaker 2: Why me? Why does me? It's not about you, it's
Speaker 2: not personal.
Speaker 1: No, she meets me. You know why. She doesn't hate you.
Speaker 1: And I would be telling you this if I was
Speaker 1: your mother or your best friend. She doesn't hate you.
Speaker 1: She's being hard on you because she sees so much
Speaker 1: potential in you and she wants to pull out your greatness.
Speaker 2: That's why you're good at what you do. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: You released that you don't need to hold onto that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, good, I feel better now, but I'm still
Speaker 1: stuck on the timing of it all. If you took
Speaker 1: a flight out of Lax at Kay one pm, because
Speaker 1: you couldn't have gotten too Lax until one pm, I
Speaker 1: need Amy for this conversation. Then okay, So then you
Speaker 1: take a four plus probably six hours by the time
Speaker 1: you go to the airport, take the take the airplane,
Speaker 1: and then go back to your hotel room. That's like,
Speaker 1: you don't get there till night. Obviously you got there
Speaker 1: at night, you lost oaks. Then you have one night
Speaker 1: to have the meeting and then I'm sorry, but what
Speaker 1: what I guess if you got up at four am,
Speaker 1: you could catch a flight.
Speaker 2: I set the alarm for six am, So you get
Speaker 2: to the airport by like seven, let's say.
Speaker 1: No, and your flight wouldn't be till like nine, nine
Speaker 1: thirty nine nine, right, but it's on east coast. Then
Speaker 1: you lose four hours, so it's nine ten, eleven, twelve,
Speaker 1: one one.
Speaker 2: You're stressing me out right now.
Speaker 1: One twelve eleven ten. You'd be there by ten am.
Speaker 1: So maybe if it was eleven en am class you
Speaker 1: could have made it. I got it. I worked it out.
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for bearing with me. I'm exhausted
Speaker 1: me too.
Speaker 2: My brain hurt.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was my kicking in. You know what.
Speaker 2: Bothered me the most about the Donna David storyline.
Speaker 1: The condoms, The giant box of cos that he kept
Speaker 1: pulling out of his.
Speaker 2: Everywhere three times.
Speaker 1: Three close ups. That condom box.
Speaker 2: Got Nope, that wasn't it. Uh, Donna would never be
Speaker 2: at school all day in an outfit and then not
Speaker 2: changed to go to New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Oh, I say, who would travel in that outfit?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Especially this fashionista Donna is like she David was packing
Speaker 1: the day before.
Speaker 2: Like Donna wouldn't she had to run home right or
Speaker 2: bring an outfit with her like change?
Speaker 1: It bothered me. Okay, I get it, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: And also I wanted to see her in something else
Speaker 1: there you go, Yeah, me too, but do you? I
Speaker 1: also felt bad for David because how many times are
Speaker 1: you going to do this to the poor kid? Get
Speaker 1: them all worked up, get them all sexed up? Uh,
Speaker 1: get them all rowdy or ry.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I was wondering the same thing. It's
Speaker 2: very the same thing I wondered with Brandon when there's
Speaker 2: making out and David, they they stopped and he was
Speaker 2: like had a breath and like like all worked up.
Speaker 1: How does he not get erect? Now?
Speaker 2: I mean, we know, you guys, this is a TV show.
Speaker 2: They can't show that. But I'm just saying in real
Speaker 2: life that you're wondering. You know what.
Speaker 1: I bet other people who watched the show were also
Speaker 1: wondering these things.
Speaker 2: Really, Okay, I'm not the dirty bird that wonders.
Speaker 1: There were some inquisitive minds like.
Speaker 2: Yours with some dirty minds. Perfect, But I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to go out on a lemon, say David definitely
Speaker 1: had a boner.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm sorry I got to talk about did
Speaker 2: David have a boner?
Speaker 1: I need to know? In New Orleans in the hotel room, do.
Speaker 2: You want to phone a friend? Do you want to
Speaker 2: call Brian and ask him?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know. Yeah, did David Silver
Speaker 1: have a Is that the erect erection erection during his
Speaker 1: scene with Donna Martin in New Orleans? I don't think
Speaker 1: that chat ai or whatever it's called. Well, now I
Speaker 1: think only you know answer the question.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I think we've had these things happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before I don't feel like, first of all, there's
Speaker 2: a whole crew around, so I don't know if you
Speaker 2: ever get to that point. But I was wondering, now
Speaker 2: when I feel weird saying this, do do they not
Speaker 2: do anything else?
Speaker 1: Donna and David? Besides, I was wondering the same thing,
Speaker 1: like in that same thing, like how can you keep
Speaker 1: getting them all riled up? What happens?
Speaker 2: And I think I've been watching too much secret Lives
Speaker 2: and Mormon Wives. I'm obsessed with that show. But Mormons
Speaker 2: don't can't have sex before marriage either, and they do
Speaker 2: talk a lot about blowjobs and like, you know, things
Speaker 2: like that. So I'm just wondering if they never do
Speaker 2: anything with hands or mouths or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't think that they could show that Donna Martin
Speaker 1: doing that. I don't think that your dad probably would
Speaker 1: have Yeah, okay, that script.
Speaker 2: I mean he didn't, Okaye having sex on the show
Speaker 2: for what eight seasons? Seven seasons?
Speaker 1: Wait, you guys, Amy is never gonna let us do
Speaker 1: this just the two of us again.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? She's gonna be like I love this combo.
Speaker 2: Oh god, she loves this stuff. But here's the thing, Like,
Speaker 2: do you think he went to the bathroom and off?
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. Asking if he had a
Speaker 1: boner was way outside my comfort zone. And now you
Speaker 1: just sent me over the edge.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that to you.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, So you know what, he thought this was
Speaker 2: going to be the night he did, and I liked
Speaker 2: his honesty. He's like, we're in a committed relationship. I
Speaker 2: love you. You know, we're here in a romantic city.
Speaker 2: Like he's genuinely saying, like, what can I do? I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do anymore? Like you said you
Speaker 2: wanted to and you're ready, and then and then she
Speaker 2: has no answer.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, my question for that is, is
Speaker 1: New Orleans really a romantic destination?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've been there once and I was drinking.
Speaker 2: I was on a float and throwing beads at people.
Speaker 2: They're like throwing the beads like not funny, No.
Speaker 1: No, you know, you think about music, you think about
Speaker 1: some good creole, You think about some swamps maybe, and
Speaker 1: some people that are got this like loo, have you
Speaker 1: ever been on a swamp tour in New Orleans? Didn't
Speaker 1: you do a movie about a swamp?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a New Orleans?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: I thought you were a villa. But I think about
Speaker 1: like the history of the people there. It's so rich
Speaker 1: with so much, so much. I just don't think it's romantic.
Speaker 2: Music and food. I mean, I don't know I can
Speaker 2: get romantic. Yeah, and they what did they have? Would
Speaker 2: they say they ate?
Speaker 1: Was it creole?
Speaker 2: Jumblaiya somebody? She's like, oh, it was spicy, So maybe
Speaker 2: her stomach was hurting. Probably maybe she was like, I
Speaker 2: really got a fart. It's like, so I can't have sucks.
Speaker 1: And first of all, in the very first place, when
Speaker 1: he asked you about going there, you say something in Creole,
Speaker 1: like when did you learn creole?
Speaker 2: I thought it was French. I was kiddy, And what
Speaker 2: did I say? Because I've been there once? Doesn't everyone
Speaker 2: learn when they go there once?
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: That was so bizarre anyway, it was.
Speaker 1: The weirdest, like left ramp off an exit off the freeway,
Speaker 1: Like you know, when those ramps on the freeway are
Speaker 1: the left side of the freeway. You're like, what the
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to get off in the fast lane?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? There's a ramp on? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: you've never seen a left ramp. No, oh girl, you
Speaker 1: gotta drive. You gotta get out in that car yers
Speaker 1: and go to like other cities because places have left
Speaker 1: office highway. No, my highway has no left off ramps,
Speaker 1: but I can think of.
Speaker 2: I almost crashed when I saw that because I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, and I was like, oh no, no, keep driving.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're so funny. Yes, uh, that was
Speaker 1: a very fun time to have my sign up there
Speaker 1: for like that I loved. We're talking about it a
Speaker 1: highway that was adopted by me. Uh, and it's close.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're going to my you're headed in
Speaker 1: the right direction to get to my house if you're
Speaker 1: on that freeway, and everybody, every friend of mine, is like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. They usually call me or text me
Speaker 1: and say I just saw your name on the side
Speaker 1: of the highway. What's happening?
Speaker 2: And I meant to do that, but I was driving
Speaker 2: the kids to Big Bear. It didn't happen. And then
Speaker 2: you know me, I'm like, A forgot a squirrel. I forget.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I'm not offended.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. I was like, wait, it's not there forever.
Speaker 2: It's just a time period.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's there for a certain amount of years and
Speaker 1: then I have to update it, recommit something.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I like that, So we'll see what happens. I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten that farse if you move, you know what, I
Speaker 1: picked that stretch of highway the I guess it's called
Speaker 1: the two ten at that point okay, yeah, maybe no,
Speaker 1: the one thirty four close to where the two ten
Speaker 1: meets and I picked that stretch because it's honestly one
Speaker 1: of the prettiest stretches of highway that I have seen.
Speaker 1: Because when you look out to the right, especially at night,
Speaker 1: it looks like you're in another country. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're in the hills of like Italy or France or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just kind of always transports me
Speaker 1: to a different time. Oh so that's why I picked it.
Speaker 2: That sounded so dreamy.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay, but no, I've never seen a left ramp.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is like a left ramp taking you
Speaker 1: to taking Donna to New Orleans to have their first time,
Speaker 1: very unexpected and hard to handle.
Speaker 2: Are you saying this was premeditated on his partner? I
Speaker 2: don't know, somebody, no what, No, he had a reason
Speaker 2: to go there. But then he was like, oh, let
Speaker 2: me pack this giant box of condoms. Why couldn't you
Speaker 2: just take like a couple of the big box, was
Speaker 2: my question. He was hoping to do it once and
Speaker 2: keep on going.
Speaker 1: I guess better safe than sorry.
Speaker 2: I am worried, though, well I'm not too worried because
Speaker 2: Amy Ari let the cat out of the bag and
Speaker 2: said that she's going to lose her virginity at the
Speaker 2: end of season seven. Here we are almost at the
Speaker 2: end of season seven.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're a twenty episode. Twenty nine is
Speaker 1: next week, you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're close.
Speaker 1: So how many there's thirty three? Is it?
Speaker 2: Thirty two?
Speaker 1: Thirty thirty? I can't remember anymore. We used to do
Speaker 1: so many episodes. I've blocked it that out of my memory. This, yeah,
Speaker 1: well regardless, our next episode is.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I have one more thing to say before
Speaker 2: one more thing. I want to point out warmer thing
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry I forgot to do it earlier. When
Speaker 2: Samantha Sanders is giving her speech, she says, I wanted
Speaker 2: this job so bad that when I auditioned, I took
Speaker 2: all the scripts so no one else could.
Speaker 1: Whose story is that?
Speaker 2: Iron and Ian actually did that when he auditioned for
Speaker 2: Steve Sanders on ninees.
Speaker 1: I wonder, Oh, they probably used his story.
Speaker 2: Probably an odd quincy.
Speaker 1: What are all the dots connecting all the time? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was Oko continued to the end.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, so what do you let's first do? What
Speaker 1: do you rate it? I think you're gonna give it
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a nine.
Speaker 1: I think so too. It's fun to watch. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not care for Kelly's baby talk, though. I get
Speaker 1: what people are saying, now.
Speaker 2: Why are you honest lately?
Speaker 1: Because I've all my all my life. But like since
Speaker 1: the show ended, I've read or heard, especially people that
Speaker 1: are not in Kelly's camp, that she her baby talk
Speaker 1: was annoying to them. And now I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: annoyed by her baby talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe because I like when you do it
Speaker 2: in real life.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do I still do it sometimes?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's one of your quirky little
Speaker 2: it's what it's to you.
Speaker 1: I do not want to be a seventy year old
Speaker 1: woman baby talking. Yeah you bet? Is there an age limit?
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to baby Jane, It's gonna be you, and
Speaker 2: we's during in that.
Speaker 1: I don't want. I can't. I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it on demand. Okay, so we give it highs.
Speaker 1: I'll give it a nine too. I bet Amy would
Speaker 1: give it a what do you think I give it higher?
Speaker 1: I think she might give it an eight and a half. Really,
Speaker 1: she would have probably had some issue that she couldn't get.
Speaker 2: Pachnical storyline that she didn't want.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was the timeline for the flight. If we
Speaker 1: know her, that would have sent her over the edge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you guys, you love us. Next week we
Speaker 1: have season seven. What season are we on?
Speaker 2: Episode?
Speaker 1: Season seven, Episode twenty nine. Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, Oh this is going to be interesting because okay,
Speaker 2: so what mother's coming to town? Is Valerie's mother coming back?
Speaker 1: She already No, I don't think she'll come back now,
Speaker 1: that's it, Okay, I mean I wouldn't if I was
Speaker 1: her Mother's Day. Maybe maybe Cindy Walsh will come back
Speaker 1: with Jim.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think that ever happens.
Speaker 2: What is Mother's Day going to be about? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: It's something maybe Jackie or your mom, Felice and Jackie, okay,
Speaker 1: be a part of this, yes, yes, yes, yes, and Samantha.
Speaker 1: Maybe they all go in a girls trip and celebrate
Speaker 1: Mother's Day together.
Speaker 2: Another freaking spot. I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll find out next week.
Speaker 2: Guys, love you, Love you,