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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: William Shakespeare's Hamlet, which was a play that I was

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Speaker 1: believed based on Porky the pigs battle with depression. Once

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Speaker 1: said to be or not to be drink PEPSI ye,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what he said that. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: all I know is that product placement was big in

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Speaker 1: cinema back in the sixteen hundreds. But that was a

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Speaker 1: deep statement. That's why to start off the show today,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go around the room and give you our

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Speaker 1: hashtag Wednesday stuff. Yes, your hashtag Wednesday wisdom for today.

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Speaker 1: My hashtag Wednesday wisdom is relationships goes both ways, So

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Speaker 1: no matter what form it is, if one side is lacking,

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Speaker 1: resentment will build. So make sure that you love yourself

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Speaker 1: first and set strong boundaries. And if your lover isn't

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Speaker 1: in the mood to love you, love you yourself yes.

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Speaker 1: And don't cheat and don't force yeah, and don't force it,

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Speaker 1: don't ask me, just go and love yourself. That was

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Speaker 1: like legit wisdom at that. Done. I'm not done yet.

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Speaker 1: I'm almost done. Oh my god. So set strong boundaries

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Speaker 1: and stick to them and make sure to invest in

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Speaker 1: people who invest in you. Oh wow. What you didn't

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Speaker 1: think about, though, is polygamy. What if there's a polygamy relationship,

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Speaker 1: because then it's not two ways. It was more about

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Speaker 1: mental health. But if you're polygamists, more power to you. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Then relationships go all kinds of different ways. It sounds stressful,

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Speaker 1: but maybe it could be fun. Yeah, maybe to give

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Speaker 1: and give and give and take and take and take

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Speaker 1: and take. It just depends on how many people you got.

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Speaker 1: Real situation are a give and take? Yes, I guess

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Speaker 1: my point. Okay, English seven, what's your hashtag Wednesday wisdom

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Speaker 1: for today? Well, mine doesn't feel quite as wisdom full

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Speaker 1: now that after hearing that. But mine is hang out

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Speaker 1: with people who are uglier than you. Yes, because if

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Speaker 1: you hang out with a seven and you're about like

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Speaker 1: a six, guess what, you're going to look really ugly.

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Speaker 1: But I think that's a very good see you took

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Speaker 1: away from your wisdom there. I thought it wasn't very wisdomy,

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Speaker 1: but that is a very good way to live life.

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Speaker 1: It is wisdom, I guess it. Yeah. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: hang out with people uglier than you, you're always going

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Speaker 1: to be the hot one. Exactly to the untrained eye,

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Speaker 1: you're good looking. Yep. What do you rate yourself between

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Speaker 1: one and ten? Oh god, I think on the one

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Speaker 1: to ten scale, I'm about like a solid seven or

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Speaker 1: a six and a half. Okay, A seven or a

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Speaker 1: six doesn't sound like a lot of confidence there. It's

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Speaker 1: not because your red head, No, it's it's more because

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of skin issues. I thought you're

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Speaker 1: gonna see a lot of skin You're like, oh okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you get skin tags? No, just like you know,

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Speaker 1: like spots and you know all that stuff that does

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Speaker 1: a lot of people do text in four, one h

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Speaker 1: six one? What would you rate Evan? Go to our

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Speaker 1: Instagram at the Jewel Show and what would you rate

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Speaker 1: Evan on a scale of one to ten? Alex, what

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Speaker 1: would you rate him? Um? I would rate Evan probably

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Speaker 1: a I'm gonna do a six and a half and

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Speaker 1: a half and between what he said, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'll go English evans a solid seven and a half

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Speaker 1: for me, thank you. The English accent helps a bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually that that gives him a point. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say he's a seven and a half too, all right, Jewel,

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Speaker 1: what is your Wednesday wisdom? Well it's not as wisdomy

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Speaker 1: as either one of yours, but it still is a

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Speaker 1: hashtag Wednesday wisdom, okay, and mine is simply, hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: try sitting down to pee once in a while. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing, it really is. It really is. Also, you

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Speaker 1: keep the toilet seat clean. Yeah. I don't get why

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Speaker 1: guys stand up anyways, or why guys put the seat up,

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Speaker 1: because can't you just like, can you just pee in

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Speaker 1: the middle. Some guys, some guys I think can't control

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Speaker 1: their stream at all. Like I think some guys are

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Speaker 1: practically peeing in their own face on accident. Like a

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Speaker 1: fire hose. Yeah, because you go in there in public

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Speaker 1: bathrooms after a guy if they've been in the stall,

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Speaker 1: and you're just like, what happened in here? Yeah? Like

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Speaker 1: do they have too many capeters or something? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: to bring a fire hose in here trying to put

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Speaker 1: out a fire. Or something. I mean, it's wet everywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well sometimes the first stream that comes out, like I

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Speaker 1: honestly don't know where that's going to go. So that's

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Speaker 1: why sitting down can ensure that it goes in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: And it's just nice, it's relaxing, interesting, it gives you

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Speaker 1: a little time to reflect. Text in four one, six one,

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Speaker 1: what is your Wednesday wisdom for today? Can you beat

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Speaker 1: any of those? Probably not, because we're very wisdom full.

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