WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: This Chick Ain't No Muse

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second DATO date to date or not to date?

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<v Speaker 1>That is the question whether it's nobler to use tender

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<v Speaker 1>and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or

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<v Speaker 1>Craigslist and take up arms against a sea of weirdos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. Why am I opening up today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update like that? Because Erica is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and she wants to call a guy named Alan

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<v Speaker 1>and they met in an acting class. How did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>He did? Great? Bring the class? That? Okay? Definitely, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll think about that. What's the guy's name that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today? The name's Alan Alan and your

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<v Speaker 1>email said that you guys met in acting class. How'd

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<v Speaker 1>that go down? Well, we met in class, and he

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<v Speaker 1>really should asked me to the sounds like a great

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<v Speaker 1>but I hair like a full heads. Oh nice? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. Is this an ongoing class or was this

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<v Speaker 1>just a one time class that you took. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>eight week class, so yeah, it's an ongoing class. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So how far into your eight weeks before either you

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<v Speaker 1>or he asked each other out? We were to the

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<v Speaker 1>second week. Okay, So the second weekend and how did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys officially decide to go out? Well, we were

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out after class and he asked me if I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to hang out and like go over things. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping it would be more romantic than that.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted more of a script. Yes, I did. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not very hollow at all. And did it seem like

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<v Speaker 1>a date or did it seem like he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go over and practice acting stuff with you? It definitely

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<v Speaker 1>seemed like a date. We're being very flirtatious when he

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<v Speaker 1>asked me, and it was just us. Oh cool, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So like everybody had gone home and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>you two. Yeah, we were just hanging out outside, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>And what did you guys do when you went out? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he tasted me after a couple of days and asked

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<v Speaker 1>me if I wanted to come over and make Molly's.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a cute date. Yeah good, yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it hard to make. And he said that he

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<v Speaker 1>could teach me, so I was like, yeah, that sounds great.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Tamis. You haven't you left over? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care if we do your second at

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<v Speaker 1>update anymore. I just want some food. Do you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>making to Molly's with him? Yeah, it was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. He's really funny and so like he made

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<v Speaker 1>me laugh and he was really patient. My mollies were

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<v Speaker 1>like they were so bad and his are really good.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was being really helpful with So Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not romantic to me. I don't know. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>really romantic. It was nice. Okay if you so, if

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<v Speaker 1>you spend some time with this dude making romantic to mollies,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you think he's not calling you back? But

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. I you know, the whole night was really great,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess I'm like, you know, you go through

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<v Speaker 1>things of like what went wrong? And um there was

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<v Speaker 1>one point where he pointed out something I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize I just which is apparently I compartmentalized

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<v Speaker 1>my food Like when I eat it, what do I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like you make sure it doesn't touch Yeah, like nothing

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<v Speaker 1>touches and I eat like something one at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>You're one of those people. Yeah, I didn't realize that

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<v Speaker 1>I did that. Oh you didn't even know that you

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<v Speaker 1>did that? No, No, but I do. I now noticed it,

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<v Speaker 1>like every day you said, he commented, on it. How

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<v Speaker 1>did he do that? He just got it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, oh you And I was like, what what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? And he was like, well, you compartmentalize your food.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be the weirdest thing to turn somebody off. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not letting your tamali touch your beans that are

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<v Speaker 1>on the plate, and that I can't deal. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that too. I thought that would be a little strange.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a hard time believing that would cause somebody

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<v Speaker 1>to not call you back. How did you guys end everything?

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<v Speaker 1>He gave me a kiss on the cheek and we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, I'll see you in clasp because I had

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<v Speaker 1>believe because I really didn't like overstay my welcome right

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<v Speaker 1>at his place for the first date. Oh no, you

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<v Speaker 1>should have slept over. I just brought your overnight back

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, right. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you seen him in class? Yeah? He was in the

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<v Speaker 1>next class after, you know, we said hi to each other,

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<v Speaker 1>have been after. I was trying to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's being kind of cold, little standoffish, um so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. And I asked him if he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out, and he said he was busy oh, the

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<v Speaker 1>old busy excuse. Yeah, was he being rude to you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say rude. It just wasn't, you know, as

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<v Speaker 1>wealth mean as he had been before, Right, because if

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<v Speaker 1>he liked you and he wanted to continue to see you,

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<v Speaker 1>he'd do things like sit next to you in class

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<v Speaker 1>or make eyett. Yeah. Now it's like really awkward when

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<v Speaker 1>I see him and we only have a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>classes left, and I just like it. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of strange, weird, and I'm just wondering if

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<v Speaker 1>I did something wrong. So I thought i'd call you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to help me figure it out. Okay, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a food thing, separated your food, like a weirdo,

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<v Speaker 1>and it ruined your chances with this guy like an

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<v Speaker 1>eight year old yea, play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>him and get your second day up date. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, hold on rooking Jubil in the morning dates. Hey, Erica, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I don't think we're gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 1>do your second eight update today that well, because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what my motivation is. I have no direction.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a blemish on my notes and the lighting of

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<v Speaker 1>this room is saying off. The lighting is terrible and

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you would be that type of actor idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. I just can't. I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>outside for a smoke. I'll be back in fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll try it again, all right, heared it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Erica wants to call a guy named Alan that she

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<v Speaker 1>met in her acting class. They went out together, they

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<v Speaker 1>made to Molly's. They had a fun time, fun conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>She said he was funny, also added that he had

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<v Speaker 1>a full head of hair, which she liked a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And ever since they went out, he's not calling her back.

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<v Speaker 1>And also they've seen each other in acting class and

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<v Speaker 1>he's been very cold to her, just saying that he's

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<v Speaker 1>busy and he can't go out again. So she to

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<v Speaker 1>see if she did something wrong. Are you ready to

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<v Speaker 1>call him? Yeah, let's do it. Are you worried that

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to make things more strange? Whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>class will end? Yeah, at this point, it's already weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't get weirder. It'll be a good story. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call him right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is Alan there speaking? Hey? Alan? How are you? My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Jebil and I host a morning radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, Jebil, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard the show before it all? No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar. Oh, okay on the radio, yes, I mostly

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<v Speaker 1>listen to in PR. Sorry, m PR, I'm not familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with that rapper. Well, we are already show and we

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<v Speaker 1>do a segment called the second Date Update. So you

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<v Speaker 1>recently went on a date with one of our listeners. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who was it? Her name is Erica. She emailed you, yeah, yeah, Ericaay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she emailed us and said that you guys met in

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<v Speaker 1>acting class and you got together one night to make

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<v Speaker 1>Tamali's and ever since then, you've kind of been cold

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<v Speaker 1>to her in the acting class and you haven't responded

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<v Speaker 1>to like her phone calls or text messages or anything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why she emailed you. Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>she says that she's tried to talk to you a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, but you've been cold, and when she asked

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<v Speaker 1>you if you want to go out again, you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm busy, and then didn't want to talk to her,

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<v Speaker 1>so she figured we might be able to find something out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you wanted to say. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's not working. Is there a specific reason? Well, yes

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<v Speaker 1>and no. But I don't really see why I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you about it. Well, because you're not

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<v Speaker 1>telling her like you have to understand. From her perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awkward for her to be in a class every

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<v Speaker 1>day with a guy who obviously doesn't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you, and you have no idea why. So

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing for her to do is to email

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<v Speaker 1>a radio station. I think so, one way or the other,

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<v Speaker 1>we do a lot of these second date updates. It

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<v Speaker 1>works for a lot of people. Well, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>says something about her sanity, is that it? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she's not saying no, I'm not saying she's

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<v Speaker 1>not sane. I'm just choosing to go our separate ways

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<v Speaker 1>as much as we can, even though we still have

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<v Speaker 1>to be in that class together, because I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be better for both of us. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>deciding for her what's better for her. Well, I'm deciding

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<v Speaker 1>what's better for me, and I happen to believe it's

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<v Speaker 1>got to be better for her? And what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I'm telling you guys this. She's

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<v Speaker 1>there's something about her vibe. I don't want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about ores and stuff, but there's definitely something about hers

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<v Speaker 1>that clashes with mine. Classes, with your vibe. Only people

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<v Speaker 1>in an acting class would say, what do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>by that? Look? She come over from a house we

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<v Speaker 1>made to Molly's. There was like some awkwardness there. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think anything of it, But then the next week

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<v Speaker 1>in class we had to do these monologues right and

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<v Speaker 1>when I went up to do mine, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>felt off, Like I just I couldn't get in the

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<v Speaker 1>right headspace. I could just feel that my energy was

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<v Speaker 1>being sucked. And I feel like a lot of it

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<v Speaker 1>has to do with her. What did you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>your energy was off when you were doing your monologue

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<v Speaker 1>because of her? How's it's hard to explain to the

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<v Speaker 1>late person meaning not not an actor. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you guys do is like radio personalities.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio is bottom of the barrel, not much of an

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<v Speaker 1>art where as lay person. As you get like, have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever taken an acting class? No? I have, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean in high school, but like that counts. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>talking about like lay on the floor and being ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream calling stuff. I mean like really getting into like

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<v Speaker 1>what's in either of you. No, I've never really gotten

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with what inside of me? Thank god? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it something that she did? Wasn't anything she did.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just her energy. You know, when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to do my monologue, it sucked and I'm good, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl something about her. I know it's her, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was her. It just it put me in

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong space. So you're you're blaming her for you

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<v Speaker 1>not doing a good job on your monologue. Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't understand it, it's just because you're not in touch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you said you haven't been inside yourself. Well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should take a big swimming like you because

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<v Speaker 1>in order to get creative energy, you need to be

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<v Speaker 1>free to do that. Don't think. Do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little unfair to say someone's being ruined your abilities?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it could have been like what if you

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<v Speaker 1>did you have a stressful week or you had a

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<v Speaker 1>fight with your mom. I don't know. If I had

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<v Speaker 1>a stressful week, I have the tools that I can

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<v Speaker 1>channel that stress into a brilliant performance, but she took

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<v Speaker 1>those tools away from me. She had to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that she did, but she did the tool thief. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's the reason that you're not calling her back. You

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you can't be creative with her in your life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need a muse and she is not amused.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a succubus, and she pulls the energy out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Every creative juice that I have was sucked out of

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<v Speaker 1>me by She didn't feel the same way at all,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Well, look, her monologue was not great either,

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<v Speaker 1>and either she's just a bad actress or I'm affecting

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<v Speaker 1>her too. Okay, so you think that just the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you together, you can't be successful actors because your

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<v Speaker 1>energy doesn't fit right, Like, I can't practice my craft

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<v Speaker 1>to the best of my ability if I have a

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<v Speaker 1>succubus on me. Some people like succubuses, some people don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't change how you feel. It kind

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<v Speaker 1>of doesn't make sense to me because I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not you. But I do know that she's on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening right now and would love to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. What are you seriously, Yeah, Erica Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>So she heard everything? I just said, yes she did?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I did. And do you not agree with cis? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking like you were dating somebody else. Like

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<v Speaker 1>now you think I'm like some voodoo witch or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So you think that your monologue was good? Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say it was the best ever had, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can recognize that and not blame it on somebody else. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you're not in touch with yourself enough to know

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<v Speaker 1>what's expecting you. Maybe you're a little too pretentious for

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<v Speaker 1>the class. I'm pretentious. Yeah. Do you hear yourself speaking

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Okay, Erica, explain this to me. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>look at it all as a whole. The week before

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<v Speaker 1>in class, my monologue was beautiful, Like the teacher said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the best work she'd seen. The next week,

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<v Speaker 1>after having spent just a little bit of time with you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mixing up Macbeth and Hamlet and it's all coming

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<v Speaker 1>out apples and oranges. What other excuse could there be?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. Honestly, Allen,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it because you weren't bad. I wasn't bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You You have completely skewed ideas of what's bad bad

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<v Speaker 1>for me is probably your best day. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you're being like this. Did we didn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time? Do we do have fun? We are hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the point, Erica. Clearly, from a creative perspective

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<v Speaker 1>and from a professional perspective, we're not good for each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Our energies clash. So even if you had fun and

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<v Speaker 1>liked each other, it's not worth it because it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to screw up your careers. It could have been the

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<v Speaker 1>best date in the world. But it's not worth it

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<v Speaker 1>to me to continue dating someone that's going to pull

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<v Speaker 1>my creativity out of my stomach. Eric, did you love God?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're kind of being a jerk to her

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Yeah, she didn't do anything on purpose, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you feel like she sucked her creativity out. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if I said hurtful things, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's best that we don't pursue anything because it's clearly

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<v Speaker 1>affecting both of us. I mean, people have bad weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's an acting class. Do you get through it?

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<v Speaker 1>You take notes and you go to the next class

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<v Speaker 1>and try to do better. Maybe you'd understand this. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of us like myself, are trained and know how to

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<v Speaker 1>focus stressful days or bad energies and still be fantastic. You, however,

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<v Speaker 1>changed all of that for me. One date with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had nothing left. Oh sweetie, I'm really sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but you really aren't that good. The teacher gives you

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<v Speaker 1>the most notes for a reason. The teacher gave me

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<v Speaker 1>notes because the teacher thinks that there's something there that

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<v Speaker 1>can be improved upon. You didn't get a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>notes because you know what, well, she's never gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>any better. I know what the answer is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be here, But I would like to ask the question regardless, Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it, obviously not. And Erica, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>assuming that you don't want to see Alan again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hell no, I'll drop out of the class. No, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be there. You'll see me. Oh man. I hope that

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<v Speaker 1>both of you can channel that awkwardness into great monologues

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<v Speaker 1>for future classes. I'll be able to channel all of

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<v Speaker 1>this energy, including this sour energy that you just put

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<v Speaker 1>in me, and I'll be able to do great work.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to book a lot of gigs. Erica however,

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be stuck doing nothing waiting tables and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can give her a chop on your radio stake.

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<v Speaker 1>Alan will guarantee you in ten years I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the one who successful and you will not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>successful at cash and welfare checks. Good luck. That was

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<v Speaker 1>below the belt, Brooke and Jewel in the morning,