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Speaker 1: No thanks, I'll buy my own lotion. It's one more Thing.

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Speaker 2: One more Thing an odd.

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Speaker 1: Tale to tell before the end of the One More

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Speaker 2: But first, I can't believe we didn't get to this.

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Speaker 2: There was so much great stuff on the radio show today.

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Speaker 2: We just we left out a lot of really really

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Speaker 2: worthy material, including this.

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Speaker 1: We used to say all the time, a six pounds

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Speaker 2: Well we had like eight and a half pounds today.

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Speaker 2: But Jon Stewart the other day, talking about the Hunter

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Speaker 2: Biden Pardon, had all sorts of great comedic riffs. He

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Speaker 2: was as cynical as you ought to be about this.

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Speaker 2: But one of my favorite aspects of it is he

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Speaker 2: featured Jamie Raskin. Was he treated for.

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Speaker 1: Cancer or something at one point?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he was wearing a bandana over his

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Speaker 2: head a lot. He's evidently doing better now and he's

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Speaker 2: got his hair back. But he is a very eloquent,

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Speaker 2: utterly dishonest, hardcore or partisan on the left. But he's

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Speaker 2: very very bright, there's no doubting that. And John Stewart,

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Speaker 2: I think he sets this up pretty well. But he's

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Speaker 2: talking about Jamie Raskin.

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Speaker 1: This is what Biden's decision has done.

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Speaker 3: Look how confident and eloquent our Democratic representatives were back

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Speaker 3: when they thought they had the moral high ground on

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Speaker 4: I've not heard a single Democrat anywhere in the country

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Speaker 4: You don't hear a single peep out of any Democrats

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Speaker 1: Why we believe in the rule of law.

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Speaker 3: And now look at what even he one of the

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Speaker 3: most verbally dexterous attorneys we have on Capitol Hill, has

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Speaker 5: Do you think President Biden should pardon Hunter? Biden, So

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Speaker 5: there are lots of claims of political prosecution. Was Hunter

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Speaker 5: politically well, I mean, obviously that's a judicial point, and

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Speaker 5: then you've got to look at what the evidence is

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Speaker 5: and I don't know enough. I mean again, that is

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Speaker 5: a unilateral executive power, you know power that.

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Speaker 1: Uh and should he use it?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, the power exists for the president to

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean we have an executive and we

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Speaker 2: Then smoke bomb of me. That was that was that

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Speaker 2: girl on CNN yeah, whoever she is was that? But

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Speaker 2: what's her face? I can't remember her name because it

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter. She'll be unemployed next week. But uh to

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Speaker 2: her credits. I wish more interviewers would do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, should he use it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No? But could he? Should he just hold him to

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Speaker 2: make him answer the damn question?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: That was great?

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Speaker 1: He yelled, smoke mom and jumps under his desk. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I found this funny yesterday. I'll see what you think

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Speaker 1: of it. So I live in a town where they

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Speaker 1: do this sort of thing regularly. It we're kind of

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Speaker 1: a communist town, and you know, there's a tiny bit

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Speaker 1: of truth to the whole Tim Walls boy, I almost

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Speaker 1: man's socialism is another man's neighbor Leinists or whatever, And

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Speaker 1: there's a tiny bit of truth to that. But in

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Speaker 1: my town, it's pretty common to like put out a

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Speaker 1: leave one or whatever. Just that kind of stuff is

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Speaker 1: picking up dog poop or just things like that. And

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Speaker 1: then the idea is that we'll all share together because

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Speaker 1: we're all working together. But this is the funniest one.

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Speaker 2: Just don't enforce it at the government's gunpoint place.

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Speaker 1: I think it's really nice. But somebody had put out

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Speaker 1: nature thing. I guess. Like there was a can of

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Speaker 2: Those just set the.

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Speaker 1: Stuff you spray around your house to make all of that, okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can see. Here's a some canned goods, like some

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Speaker 1: uh canned raspberries and canned beans of some sort.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's three m I could whip up Grandma's old

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Speaker 2: cranberries and beans recipe.

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Speaker 1: Well, and again, you don't know how old this stuff is.

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Speaker 1: I mean, could you look at the dat or what

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Speaker 1: it's been doing in terms of heat and cold? This

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Speaker 2: It's a little bulgy, But what the heck? How bad

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Speaker 1: Three cans of A and W root beer pretty dented

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Speaker 1: and dirty. You'd definitely want to wash these off before

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Speaker 1: you open them up. I mean that you're talking about

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Speaker 1: thirty cents worth of material here. But you know, again, as.

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Speaker 2: Sins go, this is very, very minor. But if I

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Speaker 2: have three cans of Sodi pop, I don't want how

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Speaker 2: instead of just pouring them down the sink and putting

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Speaker 2: the cans in the recycling, do you decide? You know

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Speaker 2: what I'll do. I'll put these out front in case

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Speaker 2: there's somebody thirsty for dent toit. A and W and

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Speaker 2: otherwise can't. I don't. I would never have that impulse.

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Speaker 6: They probably figured some homeless person was gonna come by

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Speaker 1: Is what I'm thinking. Yeah, this is not a neighborhood

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Speaker 1: don't know. Uh, A container, half used container of tumbs?

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Speaker 2: What he feels better? Okay, he wants to share with

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Speaker 2: his fellow human being. Maybe you drink the ANW rope

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Speaker 2: beer too fast? O my stomach?

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Speaker 6: Don't you keep the thumbs around just in case though,

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Speaker 6: like you're going, I mean, you're gonna get a stomach

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to stick my fingers into a

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Speaker 1: container of tumbs that who knows who has had their

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe the raspberries and beans aren't sitting well, I

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Speaker 2: don't know right, was it raspberries or cranberries? Raspberry, raspberries

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Speaker 1: Maybe the A ANDW root beer had gotten one hundred

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Speaker 1: and ten degrees than twenty nine degrees? Too many seasons

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Speaker 2: It's a little congealed.

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Speaker 1: A deck of playing cards, which I almost grabbed. I thought,

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Speaker 2: What was the theme was it? Was it like a

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Speaker 1: Just like your regular playing cards, which is what got

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Speaker 1: my attention. An empty glasses case. Anybody who wears glasses

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Speaker 2: How many would you like? Write us a mail bag

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Speaker 2: and arm between the whole team. I'm sure there's quit

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Speaker 2: amphew Lee's. We could open them a store.

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Speaker 1: But there's like a whole bunch of theirs for Breeze,

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Speaker 1: there's Lysol. I mean, I don't know what they're doing

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Speaker 1: so bad. I don't know what their deal is. Maybe

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Speaker 1: the raspberries give you the winds. Yeah, I was thinking, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But finally they took a half a roll

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Speaker 1: But though, for whatever reason, the one that grossed me

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Speaker 6: Ah Okay, We're both like, oh my god, the case

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Speaker 6: miss item Okay, P Diddy, I just I don't want.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else's two thirds used bottle of lotion. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I find that so gross, But it's just

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Speaker 2: Did this person's bean eaten root beer drinking upset stomach

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Speaker 2: to smelling dry skinned? Room card enthusiast obviously did they?

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Speaker 2: Did they move out or what they? You know, this lotion,

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Speaker 2: I don't use this.

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Speaker 1: They only took their glasses. Hilarious. Well, when I'm playing

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Speaker 2: It's just around my skin, dry is out.

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Speaker 1: Cause me to flatulate, in which case I need all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, random, And yet oh it's a person who does

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah exactly. I hadn't even zoomed in

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Speaker 1: on this one. Can Progresso New England clam chowder. Now

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Speaker 1: that's something you want to know where that can's been

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Speaker 2: Anything with seafood in it. I check the Best by

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Speaker 2: day just you know, I'm not paranoid, but the idea

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Speaker 2: three years or whatever. Yeah, or just you left it

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Speaker 2: up to a No. No, I'm gonna need those tombs.

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Speaker 2: Glad I grabbed them.

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Speaker 1: And this is not uh, I don't want to sound

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Speaker 1: like a certain sort of person. It's just because of

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Speaker 1: real estate in California, everything like that, what everything costs.

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Speaker 1: This is in the yard of a house that probably

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Speaker 1: costs one point four million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Sure somebody else's old lotion.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: I don't know that I've ever thought about that bothering

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Speaker 2: Well well, well, yeah, I mean the potential for horror

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Speaker 2: is a tad high. I mean, you're you're rubbing it

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Speaker 2: on your skin, But now tell me.

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Speaker 1: That your shade depending on the sort of person you are.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a silence of the Lamb.

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Speaker 1: Texas chainsaw massacre. Yeah, exactly, with the weird old clam

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Speaker 1: chowder and dexa card.

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Speaker 2: Was it the sort of lotion you would like I

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Speaker 2: have to shake out and your hand or was it

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Speaker 2: a pump?

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Speaker 1: It was the tube like you would squeeze it out

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Speaker 1: on your hand. Oh, and it would have some remnants

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Speaker 1: around the top of whoever used it before.

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Speaker 2: I don't remnants, please. You know, I'm picturing this person,

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Speaker 2: maybe as a carnie, and they used to know they

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Speaker 2: used to break the break fluid to you know, oil

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Speaker 1: Pieced it together. Colombo, Well, I guess that's it. That

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