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Speaker 3: We're rolling on with the countdown of our top ten

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Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas with number seven today.

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Speaker 2: It's so fine. I just like I just laugh. I'm

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Speaker 2: just alighted by this. The listeners laugh. I think you

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Speaker 2: do it. You do it for me.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna laugh extra hard today because it features our

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Speaker 3: own Jose Blagya, where he poses as a dog sitter

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Speaker 3: who's also an amateur magician.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Just do we need to say more, jeff.

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Speaker 3: Wor could go wrong when you have someone like that

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Speaker 3: taking care of your pet. You're gonna find out your

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Speaker 3: number seven phone tap of the year right now. It's

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Speaker 3: brooking Jeffery's ten phone taps at Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Peter?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This is him. Hey, it's Marcus. I'm the dog sitter.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Why you're the emergency contact right while the family's away,

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Speaker 4: You're the you're the emergency dog sitter guy for Jim.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're my parents.

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Speaker 3: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that? Please something, I'm not crazy? You

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Speaker 2: hear that?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know where that's coming from.

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Speaker 3: Man, is that Agnes?

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Speaker 1: That's their dog?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 2: But I don't know where. I don't know where she is, Like,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I can't find her.

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Speaker 3: Like you don't know you don't know where where.

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Speaker 1: The dog went to?

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're telling me?

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm an amateur illusionist. I'm Cormack to conjurer.

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Speaker 4: You probably price see my flyers all over the city

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Speaker 4: buildings and stuff.

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Speaker 1: No, I have not. But what is going on with

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Speaker 1: the dog?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The dog? The dog?

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Speaker 4: So I did the thing where you put an animal

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Speaker 4: in the box and you say the magic phrase, and

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Speaker 4: then I looked at the box and I guess I'm

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Speaker 4: just really, really really good at it.

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Speaker 2: Because she's gone and I don't know where she is.

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Speaker 1: You did an illusion with my parents' dog.

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Speaker 2: Well, I am an illusionist, Okay, that's what I do.

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Speaker 2: So I know she's here. She's just like invisible or something. No,

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Speaker 2: it's dude.

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Speaker 1: You gotta calm down, okay and listen.

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Speaker 3: I can't the man.

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Speaker 2: I'm freaking out. Man. What if I'm the one who's invisible?

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Speaker 2: What if the dog can't see me and she's like

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Speaker 2: right here?

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Speaker 1: Cormack, Cormack, take a couple of breaths.

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Speaker 2: Cormack to conjuror you gotta say it.

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Speaker 1: Together, Cormack to conjure, or take a couple of breathts

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Speaker 1: with me.

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Speaker 2: I need to be honest with you about something.

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Speaker 4: What I ate a bunch of expired ham in their

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Speaker 4: fridge and I don't think that was a good idea.

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Speaker 1: What are you telling me?

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Speaker 4: Are you telling me.

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Speaker 1: That you're like high on ham?

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Speaker 4: How's Cormack the conjure ever getting any Vegas gigs? If

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Speaker 4: I can't find a freaking dog in the house, I

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Speaker 4: could hear it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you her an your parents and tell them I

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Speaker 3: lost their dog.

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Speaker 2: But they'll understand, right.

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Speaker 4: Don't call my parents.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna freak the scout if you tell them an

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Speaker 1: amateur illusion it's lost their dog.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, maybe I can actually solve this illusion with

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Speaker 2: another illusion. Oh my godness, some basil leaves and a

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Speaker 2: stick of butter stop with the magic.

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Speaker 4: First you were gone, Now you're near shrink a beer

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Speaker 4: and reappear.

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Speaker 1: You're high on ham right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the lamps gone? What no, you do

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Speaker 2: want me to just come on?

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Speaker 4: I said, Now the lamp's gone, and I bet all

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Speaker 4: the beer's gone all the I don't even want to check.

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Speaker 1: Rop beer in my parents place?

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: The dog?

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Speaker 2: I didn't bring us beer. I brought weed too.

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Speaker 1: You got your high on ham and weed.

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Speaker 2: It is not my hand, dude.

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Speaker 4: Here's a sweet little poor dog missing. Oh my god, Oh,

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Speaker 4: oh magness, oh my god, your hair come here?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. She was in the dishwasher the whole time.

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Speaker 2: I just opened the dishball. Did you put her in

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Speaker 2: the dishwasher?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you did? You put the dish I did?

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Speaker 2: How else am I supposed to give the dog a bath?

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Speaker 4: Come on, man, not in the dishwasher, dude, Okay, we'll

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Speaker 4: then answer me this.

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Speaker 2: How else am I supposed to prank? Call you?

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Speaker 4: If I don't call from a radio station faking out

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Speaker 4: of breath and playing fake dog noises?

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Speaker 2: Oh are you gonna believe me?

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

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Speaker 4: What it's a prank phone call mining cells for the

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Speaker 4: rais jow Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and you're

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Speaker 4: getting phone tapped right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no way.

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Speaker 4: Yes, no, your girlfriend Christy set you up.

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Speaker 2: She said.

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Speaker 4: The worst case scenario would be something happening to their

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Speaker 4: old dog while they're out on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, oh.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. And she was in the microwave.

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Speaker 4: There you are, came like my face. You got hambread.

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Speaker 4: She had the hamd with me.

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Speaker 1: Dogsund e VECs are out of control.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Carback to Conjuror's pretty good at finding stuff on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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