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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents Morning Show. All right, here we go,

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Speaker 1: we gotta it's all guys. Can we get some women

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Speaker 1: in here? Let's call him in Danelle, come on, Danielle

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Speaker 1: birthday girl. But even that, even though it's just one,

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Speaker 1: it's one, two, three, four or five six against one.

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Speaker 1: I've been accused of not acting like a guy. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you act like a guy. Um. I just it's just

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Speaker 1: we need more women. Will you get salmon here? And Kathleen?

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Speaker 1: We less guys? Here comes another, scary, here comes another.

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Speaker 1: We can do less guys, scary get out of here. No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: it's like, come on your ritza. Can you make room

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Speaker 1: for your your ritsa? Thank you for coming in. It's

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Speaker 1: all guys, Thank you. It smells in here a little.

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Speaker 1: It smells like a bunch of dirty boys. It smells

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Speaker 1: like dirty boys. A questions that sometimes do do women

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Speaker 1: appreciate guy's opinions on stuff? Or is that not really accepted?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean sometimes women want to hear

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Speaker 1: what guys have. What we have? Women in here? Whnt

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Speaker 1: you a kind of stuff? It depends on what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Well, I don't know. I just whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: whatever the topic of my opinion about periods, because you

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Speaker 1: want to know, but we don't want you to man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah enough, all right. My point is this, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it would be nice to have a nice mixture of

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Speaker 1: men and women. Now we have six guys and two women.

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Speaker 1: At least that's a little better. I guess I've seen

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Speaker 1: that movie, all right, So if I said that it

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Speaker 1: would have been inappropriate. You can say that, and it's

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Speaker 1: perfectly okay, that would have been appropriate. Okay. Around the room.

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Speaker 1: Around the room, there's Garret, there's Scary, there's Brody, there's Froggy,

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Speaker 1: who we love having in New York. There's your Ritza,

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Speaker 1: there's Daniel, the birthday girl, and there's straight Nati. What

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Speaker 1: Straight Nate says, he's having a bad day, and so

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Speaker 1: Daniel says, what's the matter, it's a great day. He says, well,

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Speaker 1: it's not my birthday. It will be on your birthday.

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Speaker 1: It was, it was, and I appreciated it, and you

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Speaker 1: remembered it this year, So thank you for that year.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It? That one year? A

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Speaker 1: right first year? Here shall we dig and see while

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Speaker 1: you're in a low mood. I got a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a tummy ache. I'll be honest with you, taking

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Speaker 1: a little bit out of me. He had spicy dinner

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Speaker 1: last night. It was good, but it was excellent. It

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Speaker 1: was excellent spicy. Now you had a bunch of chocolate cake.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing good things to my body. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking care of my body. So I have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a tummy ache and it's affecting

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Speaker 1: my mood. He's having a bad day when his hair

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Speaker 1: is messed up, and I need a haircut too. That's

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Speaker 1: the other thing yesterday. The look on Nate's face all

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Speaker 1: show is the same look that Froggy had all day.

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Speaker 1: And I said, I got worried about Froggy for the

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Speaker 1: same reason. I said, Froggy, Okay, something doesn't seem right.

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Speaker 1: And Froggy had a hell of a night last night

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Speaker 1: as well. Yeah. Well, they're jackhammering right outside the hotel.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the second floor. The jackhammer it felt like

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Speaker 1: they were under the bed. Okay, may I address that.

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Speaker 1: See you living in the suburbs of you know, in

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Speaker 1: South Florida, you don't hear the noise that we and

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Speaker 1: most of you in this room. Don't live in New

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Speaker 1: York City. You don't hear it. I hear it. It's

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Speaker 1: outside my it's outside, it's my windows of my apartment

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Speaker 1: and on the way to work and at work all

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Speaker 1: the time. But it gets to you. This morning, I

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Speaker 1: was walking Maxie into the studio building and there were

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Speaker 1: trucks like dropping big trash bends and it echoes to

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Speaker 1: the streets and they'll drive by and hit the metal plates, cucko,

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Speaker 1: And you can see little Maxi with every noise he gets,

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Speaker 1: or it affects us. And it's to the point this morning,

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Speaker 1: walking in I hated this city. It's like today I

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Speaker 1: want New York. I just don't want to be in

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Speaker 1: this city. New York makes me mad today. It's loud,

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Speaker 1: it's obnoxious. Sometimes you need to break. So what you

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Speaker 1: in the city, Nate, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: My old apartment in the West Village, it was the

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Speaker 1: loudest place ever I lived above the subway. So every

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Speaker 1: as the city is. Sometimes you just want to say,

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Speaker 1: Seventh Avenue. They each other in half next door. One day,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to book a hotel in New York

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Speaker 1: one of those Expedia sites and there was this beautiful

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Speaker 1: hotel right on Central Park. I'm like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: a deal? So I booked in the prison. It was

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Speaker 1: so cheap. They were doing construction in it, and so

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Speaker 1: all night long they were doing the jackammers outside. It's

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Speaker 1: with them. Where do you live here, Ri? So I

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Speaker 1: the city, but it's city. Like so I do hear

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Speaker 1: it sometimes anyway, we'll welcome thanks. Growing up in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: The elevated trains would go by, and the cars would

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Speaker 1: and it got a gunshots. I slept through it. Whatever

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Speaker 1: run to my daughter, how is that neighbor doing. He's

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Speaker 1: reading his paper on the driveway. He's loudly reading his paper.

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Speaker 1: Who does that at ten o'clock in the morning. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: So so Froggy is in town. He's staying at the hotel,

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Speaker 1: and uh Nate went over to pick him up to

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Speaker 1: take him to lunch. Yeah, okay, so you actually got

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Speaker 1: to walk into his hotel room, and what did you

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Speaker 1: notice wrong? Like the the instance. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: anybody else thinks this when they walk into somebody else's

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Speaker 1: were like, Froggy is going to try and have sex

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Speaker 1: with me. Like, I don't know why. I have been

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Speaker 1: in Froggy's hotel room many times and we have not

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Speaker 1: had sex because you're technically in their bedroom. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I like, it's so intimate in here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that Tally, they just got out of

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Speaker 1: the shower and there's weird must garrett in their underwears,

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Speaker 1: going to have sex with someone. Is he your time from? No,

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about hotel room. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: people when they go in hotel rooms. I know for me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like froggy. I go in there and I treat

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Speaker 1: even tell I had stayed there the bed. I pulled

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Speaker 1: the sheets back over. I had everything still in my suitcase.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I keep everything really neat. I fold my

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Speaker 1: dirty clothes room in a hotel, I am super duper neat.

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Speaker 1: I know now, when Lisa goes in the hotel room,

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Speaker 1: it is like a bomb went off. It is there

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Speaker 1: trying to find everything. When we get ready to pack,

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Speaker 1: the end of the week, it looks like an explosion.

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Speaker 1: I'll say this. On a cruise ship, I'll do that

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna be there for seven days and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be changing closing and out and through a style

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And plus the rooms are on

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Speaker 1: on a cruise ship or smaller than your average hotel room.

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Speaker 1: So in that case, I want to make sure that

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Speaker 1: to get out. I put everything away so it's nice

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Speaker 1: I put it on that little stand, whatever that stand

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Speaker 1: I live out of my suitcase, even if it's two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Even at home, things getting wrinkled. Aren't you worried about that? No,

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Speaker 1: I just leave them, leave them out in the suitcase,

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Speaker 1: do this if you're in a hotel room. Just turn

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Speaker 1: the shower on really hot and the steam and you

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Speaker 1: That you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take

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Speaker 1: to take the time to rifle through your clothes. That's

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Speaker 1: what you get for seeing at an hourly hotel. That's

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Speaker 1: not true. And you've never seen the videos of people

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Speaker 1: rifling through stuff and the like cleaning service comes in,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I put the first thing I do when I

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Speaker 1: check into a hotel, I put the donut disturbed son

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Speaker 1: they insist on it. But if I'm there for three

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Speaker 1: or four days, I'll just get toilet paper from the

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Speaker 1: whole way. Some hotels, that's not legal. Now after the

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Speaker 1: have to be able to come into your room. And

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Speaker 1: I love it. When I check into a hotel, they said,

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Speaker 1: it in the hotel safe. And I'm thinking I have

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Speaker 1: nothing worthy of a hotel, saying no, I mean what

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Speaker 1: do they want to move auto? I mean what do

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Speaker 1: I have? I mean, what would you like? What kind

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Speaker 1: of crown jewelry would you need to give to the

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Speaker 1: guy at the front desk? Does anyone have a nice

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Speaker 1: phone charger? Is my Apple watch and that's the only thing.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll lock that up, but that's it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, hotels, we we do become different creatures when

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Speaker 1: we check into hotels because I know in our business

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Speaker 1: we we spend a lot of time in hotel rooms

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Speaker 1: And so yeah, I I tend to keep mine kind

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Speaker 1: I'm with Brody. I I only want them in for

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Speaker 1: a limited time every day to clean it and then

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Speaker 1: get out and then no more stuff. I don't go

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Speaker 1: like you know how much filth and disgusting like stuff

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Speaker 1: You know what? Yes, you think who walks around rubbing

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Speaker 1: their dick on the curtain? First of all, do you

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Speaker 1: in Daniel, what say? I just say I'm never touching

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Speaker 1: the remote rooms like their pitch. What do you think

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Speaker 1: They do the exact opposite of what He wipes their

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Speaker 1: but I just I don't. I don't do like Froggy

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Speaker 1: Because the carpeting could be dirty, because I would imagine

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Speaker 1: stuffs on the floor more than on the curtains. People

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Speaker 1: this a topic? Drain topic? What have you wiped your dick?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Garrett, when you check into hotel room, what's

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Speaker 1: This explains why the TV set was mounted to the curtains.

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Speaker 1: It just sucked. You know what I do do you

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Speaker 1: not do at home? I will take when I take

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Speaker 1: get it on my towels at home. But when I'm

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Speaker 1: they cleaned the hell out of those. The one weird

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Speaker 1: you can do that the bathroom door. You close the

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Speaker 1: you're the only one in the room. I remember the

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Speaker 1: one time I'm in the show you know how they

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Speaker 1: have the towel wreck in shower. So I finished showering,

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Speaker 1: I go to take the towel down. When I take

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Speaker 1: I'm like not using you know what they say, never

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Speaker 1: people put condoms in the maintains. You don't. Don't make

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Speaker 1: first place I think I put my curing. If you

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Speaker 1: if you put your dick on a Mr Coffee, does

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Speaker 1: that make you gay? I don't know. People are experimental? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Why why? Why is Scotty being listen? This is the

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Speaker 1: guy that that has rituals when he goes into a hotel.

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Speaker 1: Talk about it? What do you do? This is the

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Speaker 1: after show? Right? Yeah? Okay, Well, hotels are the only

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Speaker 1: place where I shave my balls. Ever. I've get myself

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Speaker 1: I'll trim from time to time in my shower, But

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Speaker 1: because I don't want all that in my in my house?

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Speaker 1: Should you put it in Howard Johnson's house? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: you know, let me tell you something else, which is

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Speaker 1: also really strange. Hotel is the only place I use

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Speaker 1: have different like cleaning rituals because I really dig the

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Speaker 1: a hotel, my apologies. After you shave your balls in

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Speaker 1: the hotel, do you your dick on the curtains? No,

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Speaker 1: I put it in the coffee machine. Scotty is the

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Speaker 1: exact person that I've described earlier. You're the reason, the

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Speaker 1: reason why, the reason why black lights in a hotel

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Speaker 1: room line up like a Christmas watch. The headboard in

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Speaker 1: the room that I stay at. Don't touch it. That's

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Speaker 1: why I wipe it off. I just don't touch it.

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Speaker 1: by myself? And funny every time Scottie stays in the hotel,

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Speaker 1: I asked him how his balls are. Yeah, they're nice

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Speaker 1: I always get a room on this side. You guys

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Speaker 1: can watch me. I did want to stay. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: there's your hotel ritual. You were perfect. No, but I

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Speaker 1: Froggy's ritual is folding his clothing and making his bed right,

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Speaker 1: and you're in there humping the coffee and they're making

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Speaker 1: fun of me because I don't want to touch the curtains.

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Speaker 1: And for the reason why I don't blame you've like

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Speaker 1: us the address of that hotel in the room? All right,

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Speaker 1: well there you go. So once again, if you work

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Speaker 1: We're not telling you any I bet you know what

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Speaker 1: you're rich. So I bet people who work in the

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Speaker 1: hotel have seen things that we can't even imagine that

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Speaker 1: are happening. I've never met attractive curtains before. My God,

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Speaker 1: I love Venetian bl