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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy whose family goes to church

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Speaker 1: every Sunday and it's a tradition that after church, they

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Speaker 1: all go together to their favorite local buffet.

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Speaker 2: Oh it feels like, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They've been doing this for years. And it's not just

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Speaker 1: him and his wife and kids. His extended family joins too,

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Speaker 1: including his sister. And she's the one who set him

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Speaker 1: up for the prank phone call today because you know what,

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Speaker 1: when you go to the buffet, you never cut in line.

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Speaker 1: But his sister saw him do it, so she told

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Speaker 1: us to prank him in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Well, hello their friend. My name is Big Rick. Okay,

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Speaker 2: can I help you? I am the general manager over

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Speaker 2: at Buck Cruz Country Buffore. Well, the grave it flows

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Speaker 2: like a river and the biscuits never judge. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: been there before. Oh, yes you have. It has come

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Speaker 2: to our tent. It has come to our tent, or

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Speaker 2: it has come across my eyes that there has been

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Speaker 2: a breaching protocol, friend, and you are the breach. A

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Speaker 2: breach in protocol and the breach precisely, I don't understand

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Speaker 2: what are you talking about. Well, all security cameras caught

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Speaker 2: you and your partner dunking in line last Sunday. Matter

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Speaker 2: of fact, I'm sorry to repeat that you said. You

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, You and your friend was like

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Speaker 2: two rats in a wool sock making sweet cold on

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Speaker 2: a Kansas City summer. I'm really more to choose now

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Speaker 2: than when you initially called. Can I give you a

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Speaker 2: piece of friendly advice. Don't think we're friends, but don't

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Speaker 2: play them. That's what Big Rick always says. You cut

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Speaker 2: the line of My security cameras caught you and hide.

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Speaker 2: They caught you high and you know four k friend,

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Speaker 2: your security cameras caught me cutting the line, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: And in my book, that is worse than licking all

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Speaker 2: of the stickiness off Grandma's famous sticky buns. Now they're

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Speaker 2: just buns. What am I in trouble? Something like? What's

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Speaker 2: going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well, we can both agree that ain't right. I mean,

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Speaker 2: were on the same page about that friend. I mean,

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Speaker 2: cutting the line is not right, but I really didn't

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Speaker 2: mean to do it. You don't hear an excuse, because

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Speaker 2: you know what they say about excuses. They're like pants.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got them except for me right now? The pants. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: too much information, But you are lying. That's the point. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 2: I admit that I cut the line. What you would

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Speaker 2: me do about it? I was trying to meet my family.

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Speaker 2: We all past that point, friend, Big Rent needs to

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Speaker 2: take some action. One option is to bang you from

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Speaker 2: the buffet for one island. What No, My family and

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Speaker 2: I we go there at the church every Sunday. Or

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Speaker 2: you show up here at six am every Sunday morning

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Speaker 2: to clean the gravy fountain. Friend, I wouldn't want to

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Speaker 2: wish that on my worst enemy. And I have a

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Speaker 2: lot coming clean your gravy. Your gravy, it's a fountain, friend,

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Speaker 2: and it is like trying to baptize a peg messy, pointless,

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Speaker 2: and somebody is definitely gonna slip. So those are my

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Speaker 2: only two options. You know what, maybe just for you,

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Speaker 2: we can talk about the mac and Cheese lake. Are

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Speaker 2: you saying mac and cheese lake like water shore? Is

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Speaker 2: cleaning that contraptions like trying to drain a mess as

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Speaker 2: step as swamp with a Texas biscuit translation. It ain't easy, friend,

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Speaker 2: I definitely hit, but I don't like any of those options. Well,

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Speaker 2: you gotta choose one. Big wreck here is all clogged up,

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Speaker 2: so you need to make a decision. I gotta go

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Speaker 2: visit the outhouse. Well it's inside, but I still call

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Speaker 2: it an out house. Tom's a dick. And by the way,

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Speaker 2: this is like a bomb in my stomach. So what

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Speaker 2: I have to be bands for a year or discussion

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Speaker 2: or you can be humiliated in a prank phone call

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Speaker 2: on the radio for all your friends and family to heal.

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Speaker 2: You know what? What did you say? I said, this

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Speaker 2: is a prank phone call. And my name is actually

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Speaker 2: jose from Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning. What the hell

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Speaker 2: are you talking about? Man? You're actually on the radio. Man,

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Speaker 2: big Ricky big Rook is more of a big rook?

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Speaker 1: Isn't real? Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you joking? Well, I guess we are. Yeah. Your

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Speaker 2: sister said you cut the line of the buffet last

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Speaker 2: week after church. You're caught, bro. She told us to

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Speaker 2: give you a bad time that you know what you're doing.

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Speaker 2: Why do you cut the light of the buffet? Was

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Speaker 2: the last season Chicken State? I knew it. I knew it, friend,

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Speaker 2: I saw it happened with my own two. You are caught.

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Speaker 2: I will see you on Sunday and me and you

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Speaker 2: are going to be drinking Graver from a fountain, bringing

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Speaker 2: Oh wake up every morning was Foom Tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,