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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little secret. It's time for a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Screwed up the screw of the rhythm, didn't I It's

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Speaker 1: time for dirty little secret. A little bit of a dls,

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Speaker 1: A little dls. Yes, that was a good rhyme. I

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Speaker 1: like that. All right, we should get to it because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna side track now. That's all. We'll be about

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Speaker 1: talking about this for fifteen minutes. Anyway. It's dirty a

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Speaker 1: little secret where if you have something to get off

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Speaker 1: your chest, you can always do it on the show.

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Speaker 1: And remember we keep everybody anonymous. So text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one, hit us up at the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: and we'll let you tell your secret on the air.

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Speaker 1: All and we keep everybody anonymous. Remember that we don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake name when they call in. So on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secrets,

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Speaker 1: the blast from the past. Okay, who is it, Jessica Simpson?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's been a while. Are you still married

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Speaker 1: to Nick Lache lick Nache? It's up, Jessica Simpson. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson, I'm doing well, doing well, can't sing anymore?

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Speaker 1: That yeah, I can tell your voice has gotten deeper.

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Speaker 1: It is. It's all that chicken of the CEO, you know, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Jessica Simpson. Okay, um, I

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Speaker 1: really really can't have my neighbors find out or like

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Speaker 1: any sort of like environmentalists find out. Because environmentalists, you say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like like plant people, like people who

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Speaker 1: are like all about you know, the earth. Well you're anonymous.

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Speaker 1: You are anonymous? Yeah, so okay, great, great people listen.

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Speaker 1: I love my views, you know, like I like to

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Speaker 1: like be able to like be in my backyard and

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Speaker 1: like look out and be like there's about her, right,

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Speaker 1: I love that too. You can see the ocean from

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Speaker 1: my house. It's glorious. Ah right, So here's my thing, though.

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Speaker 1: My neighbors love trees, really tall trees. Okay, trees that

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Speaker 1: you literally cannot look. I don't know where you're going

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Speaker 1: with this, but because you said you don't want your

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Speaker 1: neighbors to know, and you're worried about environmentalists, I think

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Speaker 1: we feel the same about trees. Trees block views. I

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Speaker 1: know they're great for the environment the produce, but trees

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Speaker 1: just they should stay short. Yeah, exactly, We can keep

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Speaker 1: them short. So, okay, here's what I've been doing, very quietly,

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Speaker 1: very secretly, in the dead of the night, with no

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Speaker 1: electronic tools. I've been taking off bits of the tops

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Speaker 1: of the tree, slowly and slowly, of your neighbor's tree. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I go to my garage, I get out my ladder.

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Speaker 1: I carefully open it up, because you know how rickety

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Speaker 1: ladders can be. Yeah. I go up to the ladder,

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Speaker 1: I look left, I look right and make sure no

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Speaker 1: lights on in the windows, and I slowly hack away

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Speaker 1: with a saw tops of the tree. Wow, so you've

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Speaker 1: slowly been cutting down your neighbor's trees. I'm like a

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Speaker 1: tree barber. You're like to know, you're a tree ninja.

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Speaker 1: How have you done that silently? You know, with that

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Speaker 1: just like a handsaw? Yeah? Yeah, So because I'm using

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Speaker 1: a handsaw, you know, I'm there probably two hours a night.

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Speaker 1: I'm into my third week of doing this, though, and

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Speaker 1: no one has noticed. It is beautiful. Three weeks jack, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've projected the way the trees are probably another three weeks,

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Speaker 1: maybe three and a half. These trees will be nice

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Speaker 1: little shrubs. Okay, but they're gonna notice. Yeah, their trees

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Speaker 1: are being cut down at some point, don't you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: But by that time it'll already be done. And you

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Speaker 1: know what I think, I think they're gonna be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: look at this view I never got to see. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: these trees are gone. Yeah. And also to be extra sneaky,

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Speaker 1: I'm throwing the trees in different neighbors trash cans. One

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Speaker 1: is involved. But what about cameras? Do you have any

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Speaker 1: cameras around their house? So yeah, I thought of the cameras.

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Speaker 1: But what I do is I know where they are,

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Speaker 1: so I just I just go around in a different

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Speaker 1: direction so they'd never I would never be shown on camera.

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Speaker 1: You've thought a lot about this, Oh yeah, yeah, well

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Speaker 1: good luck in your quest. Yeah, because by the way, um,

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Speaker 1: we tried to take down some trees in our yard.

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Speaker 1: You did, well, yeah, you got to try get a

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Speaker 1: permit because you got to get a permit from the city,

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Speaker 1: and the city is usually they don't let you do

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Speaker 1: anything no matter what, right, But we looked into it

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Speaker 1: just to see how much would be to take them down,

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Speaker 1: like what they would find you And some people if

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Speaker 1: they're buy a freeway, they'll get fine hundreds of thousands

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Speaker 1: of dollars, hundreds of thousand taking down a tree. A

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Speaker 1: group of people that got charged one hundreds something thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars for taking out a tree by the freeway in

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Speaker 1: their neighborhood. So I don't know if you've thought about

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Speaker 1: that or not, Jessica Simpson, but it'd be very careful

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Speaker 1: because he could face a big fine for cutting down

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Speaker 1: trees again. I will just blind with the Knight. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.