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Speaker 1: Should you give special privileges to celebrities?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I mean.

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Speaker 1: If the celebrities are talking about are us, then absolutely celebrity.

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Speaker 1: He count I'll take fun of the line of Disney

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Speaker 1: Sorry wheelchair kids, celeb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But if if you're ultra famous, though, you do tend

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Speaker 1: to get treated a little differently. And that's why we

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Speaker 1: call the coach of a youth soccer team to tell

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Speaker 1: him a world renowned athlete is going to be getting

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Speaker 1: involved in the league now and it's going to have

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Speaker 1: a major impact on his kids team, So he better

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Speaker 1: fall in line in your phone tap right now another.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Desmond, that's me. Who is Oh great, I'm

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Speaker 2: calling from New Youth Sports. I'm Stella Virginia.

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Speaker 3: Hi. Yeah, if I know.

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Speaker 2: You, you probably don't. I'm just always in the office,

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Speaker 2: you know, never on the They say, so it looks

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Speaker 2: like you're coaching in the west side bombers.

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Speaker 3: Uh that's correct.

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Speaker 2: Great, So did you see the schedule change we sent out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, no, I saw that. I'm just curious what

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Speaker 3: what's the reason for that?

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Speaker 2: God, I have been dying for you to ask, because,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, oh I'm supposed to keep this secret.

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Speaker 3: You caught me. You got me intrigued.

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Speaker 2: Now, can you keep a secret?

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Know the soccer player Ronaldo.

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Speaker 3: What you mean, like the famous international superstar soccer player.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that's the one.

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Speaker 3: What is I are you going to war? We're gonna

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Speaker 3: meet him?

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna meet him, but but his family is

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Speaker 2: temporarily moving to America and his son, Cristiano Junior, is

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Speaker 2: playing on the team you're playing against.

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Speaker 3: Really, so like so if his son's playing, then he's

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Speaker 3: going to be there too, right.

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Speaker 2: I definitely can't say yes or no on that one,

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Speaker 2: but I do know his son is going to be there,

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Speaker 2: and it's kind of a big deal obviously. I mean

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Speaker 2: there's people like way above me and they are so

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Speaker 2: nervous about this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet, I bet the kids are gonna slip out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So first things first, the sun actually kind of

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Speaker 2: lousy at sucker.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: But I am going to tell you that whenever his

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Speaker 2: son touches the ball, your kids are just gonna have

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Speaker 2: to kind of get out of the way.

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Speaker 3: You know, what do you what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean, just let little Christiano Junior score a bunch

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Speaker 2: of goals. Really, I want you to make it look

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Speaker 2: like they're trying, like maybe they could go up to

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Speaker 2: him for a second, but then quick out of the way.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I don't understand. Why why don't we have

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Speaker 3: to do that? Why can we just play a normal game.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked that. It's just really gonna help

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Speaker 2: Christiano junior self esteem.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I feel like that's going against all all

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Speaker 3: the like principles that were teaching these kids that you soccer.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should mention also the generous donation that he

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Speaker 2: made to the league.

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Speaker 3: Sure of course, but what about the self esteem of

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Speaker 3: the kids that I'm coaching. What's it going to do

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Speaker 3: to them?

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Speaker 2: It teaches them that they're going to get new soccer

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Speaker 2: goals next year. So that's a pretty good lesson. Huh,

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Speaker 2: money talks. That is a real life lesson.

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Speaker 3: I understand where you're coming from, but like I know,

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Speaker 3: money talks, but.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you know what, Desmond, Sometimes this takes

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Speaker 2: a little bit of time to digest all this information.

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Speaker 2: That's why I would really love it if you could

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Speaker 2: write down this next note.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's more, Okay, Yeah, just go ahead.

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Speaker 2: And jot down No parents are allowed to watch the game.

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Speaker 3: Yep, yep, I mean I can't do that. You can't

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Speaker 3: do that. The parents have to be at the game.

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Speaker 2: I mean there will be people at the game because

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Speaker 2: Ronaldo and his family are allowed on the sideline.

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Speaker 3: Truly, So Ronaldo and all his family they're allowed to

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Speaker 3: be there, but my family can't be there.

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Speaker 2: Well, they just don't like commoners.

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Speaker 3: I'm mentors.

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Speaker 2: No, commoners like normal people. So you're kidding, right, no,

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Speaker 2: kind of ick?

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I did forget to add as well that the game

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Speaker 2: will end with the score ten to zero, with Christiano

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Speaker 2: Junior scoring all ten goals.

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Speaker 3: Am I allowed to look at the boy?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Gosh, of course not.

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Speaker 3: I have to be I'm not included in the people's break.

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Speaker 3: I have to be there.

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Speaker 2: You can be there, just keep eyes down.

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Speaker 3: I have to watch the game.

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Speaker 2: But do you? I mean, we know how it's going

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Speaker 2: to end.

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Speaker 3: Why are you so happy about this? This is a

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Speaker 3: terrible thing that you're asking.

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Speaker 2: It's actually a prank phone call, and this is actually

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Speaker 2: brug for the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Your girlfriend Jenny set you up. She said, you've been

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Speaker 2: frustrated as a coach. With all the schedule changes this season, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought I might make one exciting.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whether to be disappointed that they're gonna

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Speaker 3: see Christiano or relieve that I don't have to do

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Speaker 3: those crazy requests. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you know who's disappointed? Ronaldo and his son. God,

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Speaker 2: that kid's bad. Wake up every morning with Boom Tabs

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Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 2: morning