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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject get a load of this, choosing between two toothless men.

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Speaker 1: No explanation needed. We'll get into that a little later,

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Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call what you got for his ne f?

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Speaker 2: Comb and brush? Comb and brush?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Come on, care hello, hello, I'm trying to reach listen. Yeah, hey, listen,

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Speaker 2: my name Sean. Did you have an uncle that passed away?

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Speaker 2: Name Yeph All right here your uncle, right, yeah, the

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Speaker 2: my uncle. We wed him about three and a half

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Speaker 2: months ago. Right, reason why I was calling was I'm

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Speaker 2: the person that actually cut your uncle half when he

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Speaker 2: passed away. Okay, So the reason why I was calling is, uh,

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Speaker 2: the situation is when I cut his hair. And I

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Speaker 2: know you don't know the history about me, but my

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Speaker 2: daddy and my granddaddy was was barb us. We all barbers. Okay,

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Speaker 2: get you come on, brother, get down to the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Because you told my uncle make so I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: see what's going on for risk. Okay, and I'm starting

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Speaker 2: to call you like this. But what I'm telling you

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Speaker 2: is that my granddaddy and my daddy they they had

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Speaker 2: passed down a brush and a comb to me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that is like a tentdamental value. Okay, But for the

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Speaker 2: for the last two three months, I ain't been able

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Speaker 2: to find the comb in the brush that I use

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Speaker 2: when I had cut his hair. Okay, so okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: And what I was trying to call and tell you

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Speaker 2: was that I can't find it. And I'm almost certain

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Speaker 2: what I'm trying to tell you what I'm gonna kay,

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Speaker 2: what in case so so so, what can I do

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Speaker 2: tell if you find called brother father? That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: When I did miss half and edged it up at

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Speaker 2: the funeral home, that's the last time I remember halving it. Well,

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Speaker 2: this was three man, right right, it's about three months ago.

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Speaker 2: What I'm trying to think is I left the comb

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Speaker 2: and brushed and you know what, went to the funeral

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Speaker 2: home and did his half. And I talked to the

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Speaker 2: funeral home and they told me that, you know, if

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a coma bruh, I got to

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Speaker 2: get permission. And what clothes the coma brush? What's the

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Speaker 2: color of the coma bus black? That both. I'm black,

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Speaker 2: the comb is black, and all he got all kinds

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Speaker 2: of colles a black and gold. Man. No, no, See

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying is the coma brush is black, and

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Speaker 2: I know I lost it, but I'm almost certain about

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Speaker 2: where it is. Okay, So if you certain about where

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Speaker 2: it is, why you call it? That's the reason why

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you, because I'm almost certain I left it

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Speaker 2: with him less it was about dead or so, so

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Speaker 2: I called funeral home. They told me I need to

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Speaker 2: call you in order to get permission to get it.

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Speaker 2: Oh till you funeral homes get permission from me that

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Speaker 2: you can go get the comb and brush from left

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Speaker 2: the funeral So well you can go down. Then they

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Speaker 2: say got it? No, no, no, See, the comban brush

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Speaker 2: ain't with the funeral home. The comb and brush is

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Speaker 2: in there with your uncle. The work the comb and

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Speaker 2: brush in the cave up a lot of states. You

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Speaker 2: got to say that again. What I'm trying to say

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Speaker 2: to you is that the comb and brush, and I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to say you just say what man, the coman

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Speaker 2: brush is in the casket with your uncle. If it's

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Speaker 2: in that's six. We see, see what I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: say is that the comban brush is sentimental value to me, brother,

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Speaker 2: it couldn't have been too valued. But if you lost it,

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Speaker 2: what now what do you want got value?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 2: My work?

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Speaker 3: So I just really got caught up in my work.

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Speaker 2: Really, if you're talking about you little left it with

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Speaker 2: my uncle that they did three months ago? Man, what

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Speaker 2: color is he talking about? On? Boy? All, I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to do what you would see if if you don't

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Speaker 2: mind approving for them to bring the body up so

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Speaker 2: I can get the comb and brush. You a lost man?

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Speaker 2: What thinking about there for a comb? But see but

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Speaker 2: what I'm trying to explain it this sentimental value. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to get y'all to bring the body so I

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Speaker 2: can get my comb and brush out. Ever, because like

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Speaker 2: I say, my dad and my granddaddy was born. This

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Speaker 2: whole thing is sentimental.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about my dead uncle, man, and he talking

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Speaker 2: about bringing him up out of the ground for a comb. Man,

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Speaker 2: I just got things to start crying around here, and

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Speaker 2: and I understand what y'all going through as as a

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Speaker 2: family and stuff. See what I'm trying to just get

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Speaker 2: my coming brother, man, and how you trying to go

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Speaker 2: about doing this. I'll throw it off on boy, because

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Speaker 2: ain't nobody digging up nobody to bring back no no brush, Mane.

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Speaker 2: Then you'll got me pissed off now, Mane, because you're

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Speaker 2: calling me talking stupid Mane. You talking about pulling my

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Speaker 2: my huncle man. That's man that's got him of enough. Man,

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Speaker 2: I ain't trying to start. No, you're talking about comb

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Speaker 2: and brush Ronnie.

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Speaker 3: Wrong once right there.

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Speaker 2: But I understand all that. But this is a sentimental value, man,

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Speaker 2: sentimental to me, Man, just something that my little sentlemental

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Speaker 2: to me. Okay, go on my paper, uncle man. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're talking about fully up this body. Man, I got fun.

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Speaker 2: But man, man, I don't want to know if you

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Speaker 2: because my man, that's a man. You should know how

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Speaker 2: you got played, mane. And we don't get down like

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Speaker 2: this here. Man, I ain't finna seen here and argue

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Speaker 2: with you. Look, I got some tea. Hey, I got

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Speaker 2: some people. I mean where you stay at, man, let

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Speaker 2: me tell you this, man, I got some people that's

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Speaker 2: here with me right now. You know, some of my friends,

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Speaker 2: and we got some shovels so I can actually go

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Speaker 2: over there and go on and get the call now

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Speaker 2: and in the morning. Ain't nobody gonna even know you

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Speaker 2: ain't gonna gonna get now, but on board, say what

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Speaker 2: you donna get? You don't dig up to go on

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Speaker 2: and get a comment. I have shovel too, you're talking

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Speaker 2: about go on to simultees to dig up? Hey man, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Finna gone on to tell you this right here. Go

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Speaker 3: on with you and man, I'm trying to get my

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Speaker 3: call and brush back. I ain't trying to have no

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Speaker 3: problems with you, but I.

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Speaker 2: Want my call and plus on me head. You think

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Speaker 2: you're talking to man going wald Grue going wald Green

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Speaker 2: pay walk on their safe cold they got him, Marcus,

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Speaker 2: I ain't know it. Ain't nobody that ain't even about

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Speaker 2: your uncle. That's lorning that just when you ain't even

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Speaker 2: got a little rod to be hollering at me all,

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Speaker 2: ain't nobody hollering at you? Man, I'm telling you I

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Speaker 2: got a call in Bush and your uncle tack it,

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Speaker 2: and I want my puss what he did want that

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Speaker 2: you might little dig too? Say what Bush? Then you're

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Speaker 2: gonna find right over in there around.

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Speaker 3: So't you you telling you you're trying to dig a

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Speaker 3: great from me?

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Speaker 2: But do you stay. I've been trying to get these

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Speaker 2: on here. Stop crying this man, don't mane I did

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Speaker 2: you with his body. I need you with what I

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Speaker 2: understand what you're going to do.

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Speaker 3: I do is doing.

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Speaker 2: I told you. I know my cry is here and

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Speaker 2: I want you to come my nigga or somebody about it.

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Speaker 2: Man over call me a bus. I got it. I

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Speaker 2: just tried to call you like a man because I

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Speaker 2: want to get the call and brush and I didn't

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Speaker 2: want to go when I give you a permission out

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Speaker 2: If I gotta go without getting your permission, will I

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Speaker 2: would read you don't know me the Clyde would read.

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Speaker 2: Clyde would read the man Clyde with me your brother dead,

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Speaker 2: You'll go. I want to say something else to you.

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Speaker 2: He ain't. Are you listen? Let me call me from

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Speaker 2: the Steve harm In Morning Show. You just not prank

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Speaker 2: by your boss brand Man.

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Speaker 3: Hello, you tell me I pranked by your boy?

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Speaker 2: Everything got a brush of the curse. I think I

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Speaker 2: needed that cry. Hey man, I gotta ask you, man,

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Speaker 2: what is the baddest radio show in the land? You know?

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Speaker 2: Like I know this morning? Oh man getting me at

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Speaker 2: the word.

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Speaker 4: Man, oh crowd with me you don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that man's.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, that right there is classic, Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: for sure, brushing hight. I can tell you where I'm at,

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Speaker 4: but I'll tell you what catch me. Just Friday night?

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Speaker 4: How about that Friday Night on your own network? Ready

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Speaker 4: to love the Nephew host. You don't want to mess

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Speaker 4: a baby? Friday Night. That's nine o'clock Eastern, eighth Central

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Speaker 4: only on own. I am your Friday Night guy. Tune

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Speaker 4: in with me, ketch up if you ain't caught up.

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Speaker 4: If you're caught up, get ready for us more juice stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up the next Strawberry Letters subjects choosing between

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Speaker 1: two toothless men. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening shots Dave Hardy Morning Show