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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hellu, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewils Show? And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one oh six one and said you

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Speaker 1: had the dirty Little Secrets? So we're calling you back.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, guys, Good morning. That's awesome. How's

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Speaker 1: it going. I'm doing well? Are you good? Bad? I'd

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Speaker 1: be better if I knew what your dirty little secar was?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us? Wait? Are you? Are you in

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Speaker 1: a spot you can tell us right now? Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to go into too much detail, but this

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Speaker 1: was like about ten years ago. Um, but my um, well,

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Speaker 1: basically a professor at my college and I kind of

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Speaker 1: had like random hookups. Okay, wait, you're a professor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: isn't that super illegal on your professor's part? Well, now,

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Speaker 1: she was. She was a professor at the college at

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Speaker 1: the university that I went to, but she was never

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Speaker 1: like my personal buck. I never had any of her classes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was me trying to convince myself, Yeah, this is fine,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, which you know, looking back now, that was,

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Speaker 1: like you said, not exactly the best thing. Well, technically,

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Speaker 1: if you're not in their class, isn't it fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had a professor that that took me out to lunch.

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Speaker 1: He was my drama professor, and he took me out

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Speaker 1: to lunch because he wanted to talk about the assignment.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, so we talked about the assignment,

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Speaker 1: and then he goes, well, technically, I can't date you

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Speaker 1: until the end of the quarter, when you're not my

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Speaker 1: student anymore, and then it's like a free for all. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: I never had any intention of dating this professor in

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Speaker 1: the first place. But my point is the rule of course,

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Speaker 1: he just dropped that on you at the end. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he took anyway a great time talking about that. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I can't date you until dating Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: took me to sushi and he told me that. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was weird, but I was naive. I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: So my point is, if you're not in their class,

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Speaker 1: supposed to be okay. I mean, they're not grading you.

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Speaker 1: It's really you mentioned that because she was also a

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Speaker 1: theater professor. Really, oh man, that doesn't surprise. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying or anything, but that might be weird. I guarantee

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Speaker 1: there is theater people are freaks, Okay, That's why I

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Speaker 1: was upset. I never did drama in high school. I'm

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Speaker 1: a I'm a drama nerd, so I know, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: guys are crazy. I slept with like four tas in college.

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Speaker 1: Those are not professors. Tas and professors are totally your papers.

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Speaker 1: They're practically your peers, are your peers. They were graduate students,

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Speaker 1: but that's still a student. They're not your professor. They

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Speaker 1: don't have a PhD. They were getting paid to grade

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Speaker 1: my papers. And I use that fact for my benefit.

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Speaker 1: I think you're all are fruits tas too, Zaddi. I

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Speaker 1: was just trying to get it right. But there's a

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Speaker 1: difference between professor and so you sleep with whoever you are.

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Speaker 1: That's all I was saying. And I also apologize for

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Speaker 1: calling you Zaddy, because I didn't feel right. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what great to me. I think I feel bad

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Speaker 1: about myself if I was sleeping with the teachers assistant.

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Speaker 1: But if you were sleeping with the teacher, the t

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Speaker 1: shirt would be fine. But then I'm like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: only TA material, I can't have the professor. I really

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Speaker 1: thinking about that for years. Never occurred to me, So

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Speaker 1: so yours was truly your is truly your professor. But

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Speaker 1: does anybody know about this? Did you tell any of

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Speaker 1: your friends or anything? No? Never, I've never told anyone

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Speaker 1: about it. Um. A lot of the people that I

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Speaker 1: went to college with I don't really see anymore. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I've I've never even like, Yeah, you guys are

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Speaker 1: the first people I've ever kind of mentioned anything about that.

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Speaker 1: Is this Is this a proud secret or do you

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Speaker 1: feel dirty? I think it's like, I think it's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of both. I think it's a fifty fifty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's that proud dirty Okay, right, Well, I mean and

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Speaker 1: I was much more proud in the moment, like I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I think thinking of how it was sneaky kind of

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Speaker 1: added to the excitement of it. But looking back now,

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Speaker 1: you know, being older, I'm like, man, that was kind

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Speaker 1: of a dumb thing to do. Oh, I don't think so. No,

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Speaker 1: I think that's just a memory you have, Like it's

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Speaker 1: a great story. Not everybody has that story, right, Right,

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Speaker 1: I've never slept with a college professor. I wouldn't mind,

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Speaker 1: but I never have. I've never slept with a teacher's assistant. Right,

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Speaker 1: some people that memory you're clearly different than it. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you're dear little secer man.

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Speaker 1: May you go to sleep and you feel proud because

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Speaker 1: that person had a PhD. That was great. The Jebel

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