WEBVTT - Steve Guttenberg 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.360 Hello. It's Craig Ferguson. I'm going on tour with the 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:07.080 stand up comedy Tour this fall of twenty twenty four 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.639 with a brand new hour and a half material and 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:14.480 the tour is called Pants on Fire because I'm a 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:18.080 very truthful man. We start in September and go all 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.560 the way through mid December. Get your tickets now at 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:23.759 the Creek Ferguson Show Slash Tour and if you feel 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.520 like saying hello after the show, vipple I you just 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:33.480 are available. Oh la la. My name is Craig Ferguson. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.880 The name of this podcast is Joy. I talk to 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:44.600 interest in people about what brings them happiness. I'm very 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.239 pleased that my guest today is one of the best 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.880 guys in show business. He's one of the best people 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:55.120 I've met in the years I've been an old show 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:59.920 business or selling my wares around Hollywood. He is just 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.600 a delightful human being. If you don't know him, you're 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:12.200 about to find that out. He's Steve Guttenberg. Do you 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.080 think your hearing has gone down a little bit? Probably 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.680 you know about the same age. I think you're. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:19.720 You and I are about the same age. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.280 Sixty five I'm sixty two. Oh you're sixteen. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:26.080 You're young, but yeah, you know, you know what funny 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.399 three years in your twenties, you're like, we're kind of 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:29.960 the same age as when you're in the sixties. Like, 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.600 I'm a lot younger than you. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.839 Yeah, what's it like to walk with that? Olympics must 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:35.240 be nice. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.440 But you're doing good for sixty five. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:38.120 You're pretty good. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.440 Yeah, like you like you you reached it. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:42.240 Oh really, it just happened. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:43.360 I just moved wrong where. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.520 Yeah, I get that. I just want to we were. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:47.880 Of course. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.240 Of course I have talent, I have courtison, I have 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.040 really oh yeah, don't oh no, no, no the cream 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:59.560 oh oh yeah, yeah, zone cream. Because getting old is itchy. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:07.240 It's itchy especially I'll be happy know whatever that is. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:07.920 I don't want you. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.680 So you got some cool artwork on your arms? 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:11.200 Yeah? 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.680 I got some where'd you get it? All around the country? 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.760 Around the best piece of you? You don't have any ink? 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.720 I don't have anything. Well, you know, I don't have 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.239 anything never. You know. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.360 It's also Jews. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:24.680 Guys tend not to know, don't. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:26.320 Well. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:30.040 The Jews believe that if you get a tattoo, you 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.359 do something. You can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery. Oh, okay, 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.880 it's just a I don't know if it's a it's 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:36.800 a hard rule. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.840 I just I feel like a lot of things in 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:45.560 Judaism this kind of room for you know, let me 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:46.160 have a bacon. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.760 Let me have bacon. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.000 And my people. 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.560 If you don't have a tattoo, you can't get into 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.200 the afterlife? 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:55.239 Is that true? 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:56.200 I just made it off. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.160 It's good. It sounds really good. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.000 We could put it in like one of those outlinder. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.200 I have a nephew has a he's a half Jewish, 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.200 half Catholic. So he has a Jewish star and. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.840 A very very guilty parent. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.760 Angle across and uh and a Jewish star and a 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.440 star David. Yeah, Like is it mixed together. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.200 Or just I think it is mixed together. I think 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.520 he had a friend of his in college. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.000 Like malgamate it. Bro. You gotta be careful though, because 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.120 you can go you can go Satanic without no one. 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.120 Like if you get your logos wrong, suddenly I'm the 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.400 dark Lord you require Yeah, exactly. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.320 Do you you heard anything about the ink being bad 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:38.480 for your bloodstream? 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.480 I've heard that recently. Yeah, it's true. I hope it's 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.400 not true, but I heard that it can. You know, 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.840 it gives you Alzheimer's and stuff. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.320 Yeah, you seem so, you still seem great. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.040 I heard. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:54.800 I don't know. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.840 I don't know. But you know what, here's the thing. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.760 Here's the thing. You don't know what's in front of you, right, 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.120 you don't know what's in front You gotta let in 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:00.640 the day. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:01.880 You got to live in the day. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.560 I think. But I actually do know what's in front 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:04.160 of me. You do. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.760 I do live that way, but always live that way. Yeah, 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:08.400 I think that what's in front of me is good 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.040 and it's. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.520 Going to be great. That's a great attitude. And you 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:12.880 know there are there are glitches. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.320 Sure, I mean, because I wanted to talk to you 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.040 about your book. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.520 It's like a like a huge best seller about about 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:20.080 your dad. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.479 You know, I didn't bring it. I should bring it 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:22.800 with me. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.200 Well, you know, we'll buy one. I should right here, 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:30.560 People will buy them. We can also, because we have technology, 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.000 we can probably put up a picture of Yeah, yeah, 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.600 we could do that. But that's about I mean, that's 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.440 more than a glitch. So that's like when your dad 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:41.640 had kidney failure, right right, right? Did he die of 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.839 kidney failure kidney disease, So what is that just like 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:45.640 renal disease that. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.600 They yeah, exactly where there's so many cysts inside the 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.240 kidney that they start to not function, and that's kidney failure. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.720 Because you can live with kidney disease, right, But then 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.920 when you when they when it comes so weak, then 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.080 you go on dialysis, which which is a marvelous, wonderful 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:03.200 life sustaining system. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.599 What is dialysis because that's the thing I'm surprised to hear. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.080 But when you were caring for your dad, which. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:14.120 Was as a spectacularly I have to say, as an 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.920 you know, looking at you as an actor, for an 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.680 actor to do something that selfless, kind of like Becker's belief, 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:22.680 it's uh. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.280 Well I think I'm a half actor, half human. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:28.240 Yeah right, okay, it was like mixed up like your 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:29.080 nephew is half. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:29.799 Jewish, chef Catholic? 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.440 Right, actor, Like I'm going, how do I look at 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:33.440 but let me do your dials? 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:33.839 Yeah? 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.040 So you learned to be a dialysis technician with. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:37.680 My sister Susan. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.919 Yeah, we went to a medical facility and we actually 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:45.400 learned to become dialysis technicians and were certified and I 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.440 actually my sister was certified and I was her assistant. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.640 But we both learned how to canulate, which is putting 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.279 a needle into a fistula, which is a very very 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:00.680 large vein which is created from an art and a vein. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.279 They mail them together, so it's a very large target. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.800 So then you insert and the blood comes out. All 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.679 your blood blood, all your blood goes through a machine 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:15.240 chilled to thirty four degrees is cleaned. That's what your 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:20.040 kidneys do. Then it's returned from another needle and another 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.360 two you're just lying there. Yeah, you line there for 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.040 about three hours and you get your blood cleaned. It's 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:26.120 a marvelous system. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:26.520 Amazing. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.359 How often did you have to do that for you? 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.120 Well, some people do it three days a week, depends 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.800 on how your kidneys are working. Sometimes four days a 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.279 week because you have fluid on your body. The great 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.880 thing about kidneys is it gets rid of all the 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:42.359 fluid in your body and excess fluid. But when your 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.240 kidneys don't work, you build up this fluid and that 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:49.160 has to be released and the dialysis machine does that. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.800 But if it doesn't do enough in three days, you 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:54.359 have to do it four days, and if it's not 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.479 enough in four days, you have to do it five days. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:57.720 How did that? 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.880 I mean, if you're doing this this fairly, Tan's medical 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:04.039 procedure on your father who was very ill. Yeah, I 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:05.920 mean you guys, you're going really well? 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:06.160 Right? 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:06.719 You were close? 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:07.559 Yeah, very close? 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.720 And that's so what did it? 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.480 What was it like for you when you get into 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:17.200 that situation, because you know, I think with my father, 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.720 my father, you know, he passed fairly quickly. It wasn't 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:25.560 a long thing like that. Long ago two thousand and six, 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:29.400 my dad died. Sorry, yeah, sorry for you. It's hard. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.080 It doesn't go away. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:30.400 You know. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:35.280 People are like, you know when people talk about grief, 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.000 I think it's so weird. It's like it's kind of 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.360 like a scar. I think grief it's like really raw 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.320 and then it kind of healed a bit. It doesn't go. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.320 Away, no, And it depends on the type of person 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.840 you are. There are some people that don't want to 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.960 admit their pain. Yeah, so they just say, you know, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.240 it's okay, I'm fine, and right they go on. Then 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.880 there are people who feel something and say it really 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.720 bothers me and I miss them a lot. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.080 Yeah, how bad? I still miss my dad Every Sunday. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.320 I think about phone and my mom. She's been dead 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.600 since two thousand and eight. Yeah, I still think about 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.880 it still, of course you do, Yeah, because I thought 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:15.160 her every Sunday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When we were older. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.560 Oh really yeah, when I was older, I got closer 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.679 with him. Whenever I was young, I was a little crazy. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.040 Even I grew up in Scotland, I did. And did 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.600 your parents still live there? They moved here? 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.560 No, no, there, they lived and died there. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.120 Okay, yeah, it's I grew up at You're from Brooklyn, 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.240 right right, but old school Brooklyn, not Helpster Brooklyn right now. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:34.920 So it's kind of like where I grew up. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.840 It's kind of like old school Brooklyn, but with a 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:41.880 lot more rain and had no good food. No good food, no, no, 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:46.400 like Brooklyn that's good food. Ransomish yeah, yeah, but Glasgow 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:52.400 in the nineteen seventies. That. So you're you're very close 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.720 with your dad, right, he's your best friend? I was, 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.640 and then he gets Kenny disease. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:57.400 Yeah. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:00.920 So you were driving on my guest today as before that. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.679 Yeah, my sister and I and my mom and my 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:08.160 wife was driving him and then it it got so 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.840 bad that we had to do it three four, five 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.439 times a week. And that's when we went to school 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.760 and learned to do it at home. Because my dad 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.760 was an US Army ranger and he was an airborne 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.640 ranger and the Veterans Administration is great to all soldiers 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.480 and they gave us all the equipment, so we were 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:30.280 able to dialize him at home, which is pretty great. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.640 That's fantastic. So how long were you doing that for? 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:33.920 Though? 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.120 About over a year a little over year, and it 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.240 was much easier on him. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:42.959 Yeah, So did he cope with it well? Because I 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:44.840 don't know why I'd be with my kids looking after me. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.520 He did it every day, and he didn't like, like 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:52.320 anybody their dignity when somebody has to do things that 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:56.160 you usually do yourself. And it's tough for a kid too, 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.199 to shower your dad or mom when they used to 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.520 shower themselves, of course, and they used to when you 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.120 were a little boy. They taught you how to shower, 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.120 how to shave, and then I was shaving my dad. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.720 Was it tough? It was? 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.240 It tough on you too? I guess it's gonna be right, Yeah, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:12.880 really was? 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.520 You're not you don't want to show it to your 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.200 dad or your mind by the time, because you wanted 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.120 to go it's gonna be great, Dad, You're gonna be okay. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:25.320 And that actually helps you get through it by talking 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.439 so positively. Dad, you look you're doing great. My dad said, look, 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.600 look how skinny my legs are. And I go, Dad, 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.720 you look great. You're gonna gain some weight back. Everything's 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.520 gonna be okay. And I think for the caregiver too. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.200 You know, there are fifty three over fifty three million 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:44.280 caregivers in this country. Some people estimated to one hundred 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:45.640 million caregivers. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:46.959 What is country? 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.079 Yeah, I mean everybody knows somebody taking care of somebody. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.240 I know somebody what you. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:56.600 Mean, like magically taking care of somebody who can't take 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.320 care of themselves. They need to be looked after, eight 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.400 hours a day, ten hours a day, Yeah, helping them 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.480 go to the bathroom, helping them shower, helping them get 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:10.160 into bed. Everybody. At one point Rossland Carter opened up 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:14.960 the Caregivers Institute in Georgia and she said, at one point, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.920 you're either going to be a caregiver or you're gonna 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:21.120 need a caregiver. That's just how it is and it's tough. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:21.959 It's really tough. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.679 Where did you end up Whether did you get depressed? 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:26.840 I think I did get depressed. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:28.720 It's fun because I think of you as one of 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.959 the most positive individuals I've ever met in this business. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.839 I mean, you really are appreciated. You're You're kind of. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.080 Like you're like a You're like a big shiny flashlight 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.120 in a world of vampires. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.040 I want to be you're like that. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:46.120 You are like that, and I wonder how did it 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:49.160 manifest itself for someone like you, because you're not big guy. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:53.600 I have to fight it and maybe have a you know, 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:59.640 a weep by myself and tell someone close to me 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:00.480 how I feel. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.800 But you know, that sounds appropriate though. That doesn't sound 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:08.319 like depression. That sounds like that sounds like you're feeling 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:09.200 what's going on. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.319 You know, Yeah, sadness and depression or so. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.400 I wouldn't say no, you're right, I don't think I 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:19.120 was depressed. I think that it was hard to see 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:23.040 someone you love any anytime. Yeah, see someone you love 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.240 in pain. Yeah, my mom right now has terrible pain 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:30.360 in her shoulders and it's it's it's hard, and they're 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.880 trying to find a solution to it, and it's hard. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:33.720 They don't know what it is. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.120 No, well they know it's arthritis. Right. 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:37.839 My mother had that terribly. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.120 And they tried the shots. Did your mom take shots? 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:41.199 Took shots? 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.480 They give her gold injections at one point. Really yeah, 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.760 they were all sorts of experimentation. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:52.600 I don't know. She was like, sucks, it really sucks. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.080 Yeah, it really does. You knows a thing about my mom? 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.400 Like my mom was. She came and visit me when 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:03.240 I was doing the Late Show. She was on the 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:07.800 she was on the show, and she was the week. 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.360 The week she was on the show, Riza from Wu 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.280 Tang client was on the show and I said to Risa, hey, 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:14.839 we we went to this bit for the show. You 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.520 can take my mom around La and take her to 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.880 cool places and shore around event. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:23.200 Sure, and he took her around town and showed filmed it. Yeah, 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:24.440 we filmed it. We put it on the show. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.720 But they kind of stayed in touch and they got 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:31.680 one really well. And when Wu Tang were playing in Scotland, 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.040 my mom wanted to take the ladies from a thright, 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.440 that's care to see. I was like, I don't know 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.920 if they really enjoy it. Well, I don't know if 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.360 they go. I don't think they did, but. 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:42.240 I wish they did. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.040 I think in my mind I'm going to say, yes, 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.679 they did yours. No, my mom didn't go. I think 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.880 she got sick again. Do you know what that thing? 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.280 I remember this with my dad. I wonder if this 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.400 happened to be your dad. When he was sick, I 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.440 would make plans for us to do things, and then 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.640 he'd like he'd liked the idea of thing, but when 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.360 the day came to like go on a trip or 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.360 a road trip or something that you'd be like, I 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.720 can't ryan do it. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.480 I've seen that my dad and my mom, and it 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.880 really is disappointing. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.880 But the idea of it seems to be in. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:16.240 The last minute. A lot of times they'll say, but 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:21.280 the other day I wanted My sister and my brother 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.280 in law were going out to dinner. My mom lives there. 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.880 My mom and dad were living with them in Arizona 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.720 and wish I love Arizona, by the way, Yes, And 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.200 they were going out to dinner. I said, I'm gonna 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.080 take Mom out to dinner and they said, Mom will 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:37.720 never go. She won't go. So I said to Mom, Mom, 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.640 let's go out to dinner tonight. She's like, no, I 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.280 don't know. Go mom, come on, we'll go out to dinner. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.000 We'll have a great Italian meal. There's this place called 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:53.520 Fabio on Fire, really hot hoping place, great Italian food, Italian. No, 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.800 it's not Fabio, the famous Fabio, who's a wonderful guy. Actually, 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:57.320 I don't know. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:58.040 I never met Fabi. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.160 They never met me. He's a great gush know. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.000 I have to say, the only thing I really know 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.480 about him is that when he got hit in the 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.280 face by a goose on the roller coaster. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.120 Oh yeah, what happened? Oh he was a roller coaster 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:12.080 and a goose flew by and hit him in the face. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:16.400 Yeah yeah, and he was like bleeding, oh no, yeah, 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.520 and then I don't know if this is true, but 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.640 in my mind it's true that he tried to kind 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.880 of put some activism together for people that had been 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:29.240 hit by birds on roller coasters. But there were he 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:30.120 was only one. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.720 Yeah one, Oh my god, what are the chances? 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.200 Pretty What do you think the goose felt like as well? 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.440 It was like, oh my god, is that Fabio? 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:39.000 That's pretty cool? 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:41.920 You know, I hit Fabrio? 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:43.360 You touched his face. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:44.120 Yeah. 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.680 Well I met him in a restaurant and he the Source. No, 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.440 I didn't meet him there. I met this place called 0:15:50.960 --> 0:16:00.360 oh Cos, this great restaurant, tin restaurant. He was there 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.840 with his wife and a girlfriend or his wife and 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.520 he we were talking and my mom was there. She 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.840 met him and he takes he took care of his mom. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:09.000 Yeah. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.240 In Italy he was a good good son. Yeah, yeah, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.200 good son. Was he doing? I should have him on 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.840 the writing or something. Yeah. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:20.600 When I first came to Hollywood in the mid nineties, 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.400 he used to eat at the Source restaurant on. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.400 Sunset Yeah, the health food place. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.840 Yeah, every day, and I used to go there. I 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:29.680 used to go there because I thought you have to 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.920 go a health food restaurant Hollywood Detox after growling up Scotland. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.240 And I used to see him every day. But I 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:42.560 really yeah, like h I mean, what am I going 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:42.880 to say? 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.400 But you know what I find about famous people. Yeah, 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:46.880 everybody likes to say hi. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:49.880 I saw that Instagram post you did the other day 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.360 when the guy said to you, hey, I like your 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.800 posts and you said yeah good yeah, and you're like 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:55.840 you were happy about it. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:56.080 Yeah. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.880 We like to get everybody, and we're social animals, right, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.000 Whether you're a carpenter, you're an actor, you're a doctor. 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.080 People like to say, hi, ay, doctor Puller, I saw 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.160 your I was a patient here as ten years ago. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.520 Oh my god, good to see you again. You know hey, 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.280 you know, hey, Craig. I love your show. You're really great. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.439 I love your podcast. You're gonna turn around and go 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.840 thanks a lot. That's so great. Can I have a picture, Yeah, 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:19.240 of course. 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.800 Yeah. But it's like that fine. It's when people come 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.239 over this in Scotland. People will come over to you 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.200 and go, I don't know who you are. 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:29.680 Oh, I know that one. I know that way. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.399 Well, then why are you talking to me? Everyone? 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:34.600 You don't know? I tell them you don't know. This 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:35.480 is kind of a funny thing. 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.160 It's a weird one. Well, I don't know who you are, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:39.720 and why are you talking to my kids? 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:40.520 Don't know who you are? 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.119 But I think that's I go, okay, do they know 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:44.600 who the Secretary of State is? 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.000 No? Okay, that's all right. But I I do. 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:55.040 Think that everybody wants to say something clever and somewhat complimentary. 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:57.679 I think everyone wants to be complimentary. Sure, and I 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:01.560 think also as being a well known person. If you're 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:05.520 out in public, you know, if you have a little 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:07.840 bit of a responsibility. 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:08.960 You're on I think so. 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.640 My understanding about you, even when it was like burning 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.760