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Speaker 1: Hey, this is technical director Ashton Alexis Ashley and Brooke

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Speaker 1: told me to do the intro to the podcast. Will

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Speaker 1: they go down and go get Starbucks? So here is

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Speaker 1: your latte filed Show of.

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Speaker 2: The Day, It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and

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Speaker 2: last week on the show, we covered the hot new

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Speaker 2: baby naming trend, choosing to name your child a popular

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Speaker 2: dog name, Blue or Buddy or band jo. In a

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Speaker 2: similar vein, rover dot com just released their annual list

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Speaker 2: of the most popular dog and cat names of the year.

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Speaker 3: It's like dog walk off of is it that are

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Speaker 3: perfect for babies.

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Speaker 2: Or they're just the most popular dog and cat names,

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Speaker 2: And just like last year, everyone's still naming their dogs Charlie, Max,

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Speaker 2: Luna and Bella and Cata, Luna, Milo, Oliver and Lily.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you there are so many Olivers in

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Speaker 4: elementary school right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no surprise there. But the more interesting part of

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Speaker 2: the report are the unique names that people are choosing

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Speaker 2: for their pets now. Like lately, we're seeing a huge

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Speaker 2: spike in names inspired by foods and celebrities.

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Speaker 4: I love that, Like a little cat named Marshmallow, my

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Speaker 4: dog walk Popcorn, oh Yeah.

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Speaker 2: For cats, the name Provolone is up five hundred and

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Speaker 2: nine percent this year, and his.

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Speaker 5: Little sister Mozzarella Yeah, along with casserole, burrito, dumpling, course

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Speaker 5: like the Wine, Taylor Swift, and Harry Styles Alexis.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna like this, but pun names for cats

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Speaker 2: mini Mews, Leonardo, Dicaprimio are also really big. For dogs,

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Speaker 2: the name cal Zone is up two hundred and eleven percent.

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Speaker 2: Other trending names are poutine, pastrami, Cauliflowers, sardine, prosecco, Kelsey

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Speaker 2: like Travis Jason Plankton, and Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob.

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Speaker 3: God only if you have like a grubby.

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Speaker 6: Cat, Like, what do you have one name that you

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Speaker 6: gotta go with a theme for all?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 2: You got the whole cast. All my dogs and my

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Speaker 2: family growing up have all been food names. I thought

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Speaker 2: Burger and bagel, yeah, personally, And then when I was

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Speaker 2: a kid, we had keloua Bosco, Rollo, Bailey and gold

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Speaker 4: From we named kids after alcohol.

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Speaker 2: Now Digital Jake, I know has a dog named I

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Speaker 2: want to say Doritos Locos Taco because he looks like

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Speaker 2: the taco bell dog. What's his name.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to share it, can't you don't know

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Speaker 4: in disrespect, I'm going.

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Speaker 8: With that.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the tree.

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Speaker 3: They're listening right now.

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Speaker 2: Let's go with this.

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Speaker 9: Today is Found Day. It's the official celebration of all

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Speaker 9: the stuff you'd swore you'd never lose but totally did. Anyway,

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Speaker 9: one place where people always seem to lose and forget

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Speaker 9: their most precious belongings at the worst time. It's all

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Speaker 9: going through an airport.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because you're always taking stuff out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't break that up.

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Speaker 4: In my family, my dad threw away his wedding ring

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Speaker 4: on accident.

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Speaker 9: That's where I come in. So today we'll be doing

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Speaker 9: a special Misplaced in the Airspace edition of.

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Speaker 2: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Now I have a list of the top twenty items

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Speaker 9: that get brought to the Lost and Found at airports

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Speaker 9: around the country. But I'm taking the top three objects

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Speaker 9: off the list. That's number one phones, number two laptops

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Speaker 9: and tablets, Yeah, and number three wallets and IDs. These

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Speaker 9: are all too obvious, and everything after that in the

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Speaker 9: game is fair game.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 9: So we'll start the woman who lost her lunch at

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Speaker 9: the airport cocktail lounge at too many espresso martinis. That's Alexis, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: I have four through twenty on the board things most

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Speaker 9: brought to lost and founds at airports.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna go because you guys, remember our producer

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Speaker 6: made a big deal about it when he left his

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Speaker 3: He remember he was very upset about that mine. Now,

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Speaker 3: it was a nice one he took care of. He

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Speaker 3: literally stole my Oh, I'm gonna go with water bottle.

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Speaker 9: Water bottle number fourteen on the list. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 9: water bottles and mugs.

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Speaker 5: Jeffery, really need to work on your boundaries.

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Speaker 3: You can say no, yeah, just don't give it to him.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, stop borrowing my headphones.

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Speaker 3: That's how boundary works.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Brook, We're over to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think because I just brought it up with

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Speaker 9: Jewelry number thirteen on my list, rings, necklaces, and watches

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Speaker 9: that slip off unnoticed. Yeah, Jose, we're over to you now.

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Speaker 8: The first one I want to say.

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Speaker 3: But they always go back for obviously for your keys.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one.

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Speaker 9: Your keys is number four on the list, Jose, that's

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Speaker 9: the highest answer of car keys, house keys, key chains.

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Speaker 9: A lot of stuff goes missing, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: You guys know that I love a good wanding at

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Speaker 2: the airport, so it can be a little bit distracting

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Speaker 2: and make me leave some stuff behind. Why do you

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Speaker 2: ask for the extra search? Yes, I enjoyed the experience.

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Speaker 2: So the thing is normally I'm leaving a phone number

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Speaker 2: behind for the TSA, but since this probably has to

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Speaker 2: be an object, I'm gonna go with business card. Jakes.

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Speaker 2: Business card did not make my.

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Speaker 3: Own business business card?

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Speaker 2: Wow for our business for the Brooklyn Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 2: Morning show. You can just tell people to go to

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Speaker 2: our website.

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Speaker 3: This is why less people are gonna listen. Yes, don't

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Speaker 3: make us.

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Speaker 9: Please, jeffries out thankfully, or over to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I want to exchange.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you always said no phones or laptops.

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Speaker 9: We're about chargers, chargers number sixteen chargers and power Bank's

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Speaker 4: There one thing that causes panic if we lose it

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, give me toys.

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Speaker 9: Toys, it's number nineteen on my list, Tenny Mara's action figures,

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Speaker 9: just taking toys in general off the board. Jose, you

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Speaker 9: got anything for me.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna take a risk here and I'm gonna say

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Speaker 8: there was one time I was, well, I'm going to

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Speaker 8: the airport and some guy got five giant bottles of

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Speaker 8: alcohol confiscated. So I'm gonna say alcohol, like if somebody

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Speaker 8: forgets even if you have a little mini bottles that

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Speaker 8: you bring on, you may have forgotten them.

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Speaker 9: Alcohol did not make my learning. Alcohol you drink it? Yeah, Alexis,

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Speaker 9: it's up down to you and brook next wrong answer loses.

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Speaker 4: I got I got one in my head that it's

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Speaker 7: Threatening me. Bring it.

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Speaker 3: Just clothes like your jacket.

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Speaker 2: You lost your pants, okay, jacket number nine on the list.

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Speaker 9: They're taking coats and jackets off the list.

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Speaker 3: Get it, don't even throw it to me, Just show me.

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Speaker 4: Sunglasses, sunglasses number five on the list.

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Speaker 9: Eyeglasses and sunglasses right below keys. Alexis very few left.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 6: I show up to the airport looking real ugly, and

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Speaker 6: I bring makeup along to put on.

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Speaker 3: What do you leave behind some makeup?

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Speaker 9: Makeup bag number seventeen on the list we are.

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Speaker 2: Cooking, brokay, show me toothbrush.

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Speaker 9: Toothbrush did not make the list, and that means Alexis

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Speaker 9: is one Today's edision of.

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Speaker 4: Plenty of twenty exciting something you guys do it you

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the things you guys missed on the list. Number

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Speaker 9: eight was scarves ten, travel neck pillow, books was eleven,

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Speaker 9: strollers was twelve, umbrellas was fifteen, shoes was eighteen, Like

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Speaker 9: you take them off, take them off and forget them,

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Speaker 9: or you switch shoes at security.

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Speaker 2: Number twenty musical instruments. Yeah, so Alexis, you get to

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Speaker 2: choose who gets shocked while singing All I want for

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Speaker 2: Christmas is you by Mariah Care for your business card business. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I feel attacked for supporting the show, but that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't want love for Christmas. There is just one

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Speaker 2: thing I don't care about.

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Speaker 10: The presence underneath the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 2: That is your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 2: got your phones out coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Christmas Hanukah Kwanza right around the corner. It's broken. Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. But so is New Year's and that

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Speaker 2: means resolutions. Oh, I forgot.

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Speaker 3: About doing them. I never have.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if anybody actually does them,

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Speaker 2: but at least they pretend to do them. And there's

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Speaker 2: a report out this morning the average person who's trying

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Speaker 2: to lose weight has a modest goal of dropping twenty

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Speaker 2: nine pounds. Oh my god, Oh my love. The ambition

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Speaker 2: of anyone saying they're going to lose twenty nine pounds

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Speaker 3: They're not gonna seart till after the holidays.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I plan on losing five to ten pounds,

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Speaker 4: and I'm not doing that till after the holiday.

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Speaker 8: And then you've gorge throughout the holidays, you gain twenty

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Speaker 2: You're back to normal, easier to lose. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go first, and I'm gonna share my fitness

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Speaker 2: goal for the new year. We're gonna be a little

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Speaker 2: vulnerable with the room here. I do have one. I

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Speaker 2: would like my dog, Bagel to lose nine pounds. So

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Speaker 2: next year I don't have to photoshop his hips anymore.

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Speaker 2: In the pictures that I pay. He has more than

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Speaker 2: he could lose. So okay, there's my personal goal.

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Speaker 10: Brook.

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Speaker 2: Your next, which family member do you think needs to

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Speaker 2: go on a diet? You have to pick one?

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Speaker 3: Well, they're all very thin.

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Speaker 2: But they could be thin.

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Speaker 3: I mean sure, I'll go with my husband. He can

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Speaker 2: next year?

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Speaker 3: Five to ten?

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Speaker 4: Because that's what I need to lose, So I should

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Speaker 4: be bad if he chooses them before me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're listening, all right. We're we have to set

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Speaker 2: our expectations high for next year, and we're going to

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Speaker 2: set them super low right now for a brand new

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories because it's coming up right after this. It's

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Speaker 2: the radio segment that's decided to get into the wig

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Speaker 2: game with a little twist making them one hundred percent edible.

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Speaker 2: He calls it Locks of Linguini. I like it, working

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Speaker 2: with Olive Garden to create three different pasta hairstyles. Angel

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Speaker 2: hair perfect, Angel hair, looks real and it's delicious. So

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Speaker 2: get your Locks of Linguini today with Laser Stories.

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Speaker 8: My girlfriend, she's blown with a little bit of marin area.

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Speaker 2: It's a segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 2: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

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Speaker 2: a laser. Those other ragou de Lulu's just don't this

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Speaker 2: first laser stories out of way up north, Watch out,

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Speaker 2: Florida man, because Alaska man is cutting in on your

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Speaker 2: Thirty year old's Ricky low and thirty three year old

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Speaker 4: it'll be the new Rudolph.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2: This nex lazer story is out of decibel dungeons very loud. Yes,

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Speaker 2: if you're in your twenties, you might be able to

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 2: I thought once about having to go to the bathroom

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Speaker 2: That is until now, because the canned water company Liquid

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Speaker 2: It's called the Pit DIAPERO.

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Speaker 3: It's black.

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Speaker 2: I love it. It looks leather co It's a real

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Speaker 4: And it has the cool like skeleton head of the

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Speaker 2: They're compatible with Depends guards for men, and each one

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: There's a tongue in cheek commercial for it where they

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Speaker 3: It's cool now, right right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as you can imagine, there's only an extremely limited

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Speaker 2: if you're interested, go to Brook and Jeffreys inst the

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Speaker 8: Get popular so they can just yell no everybody.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get in on it, you can

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Speaker 11: I will.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Holiday Headquarters Day.

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Speaker 2: Remember the days when people would randomly show up at

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Speaker 3: Yes, they still do that in my hometown.

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Speaker 2: Well there's an app for that now what. Uber Eats

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Speaker 2: For the kids broke.

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Speaker 4: They would be so cute, except for it's kind of

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Speaker 3: How's it work?

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Speaker 7: Jo?

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Speaker 2: It's titled Uber Carrollers, where you can hire one or

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Speaker 2: really trying to promote this and they even hired mccullay

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Speaker 2: Culkin for the ad because he desperately needs company. When

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Speaker 2: you turn quote during the holidays, I've been left all

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Speaker 2: but I'm not by myself anymore. Are the suggesting that

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Speaker 6: Okay, if you're drunk an uber, you could stop at

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Speaker 3: On somebody's doorsteps.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure about all the details. But they also

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Speaker 2: even pick out your tree for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's extreme.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't trust people to pick up my avocado at

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next Lazer story out of Monday madness.

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Speaker 2: Was your weekend so packed it feels like you didn't

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Speaker 2: even have one. According to a happiness expert, you may

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Speaker 2: need to get into the mindset of treating your weekends

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Happiness research or Reign of study where hundreds of people

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Speaker 4: Okay, so don't clean the house, don't do the dishes.

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Speaker 2: Stuff like that, and then just be really stressed out

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Speaker 2: it like that made a huge difference. People slept in

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Speaker 12: They're just.

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Speaker 8: That's how you say, I feel happy when I quit

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Speaker 8: my job, and then two weeks later you're like, oh,

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Speaker 8: wait a minute, what do.

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Speaker 2: I do now? Cassie says, it's not something that you

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Speaker 2: should try to do every weekend. It works best if

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Speaker 2: you do it occasionally, like after a really tough week. Okay,

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Speaker 2: like the week this guy's had, he definitely needs a

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Speaker 2: mini vacation after spending six days filming a new reality

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Speaker 2: show at Old Mother Hubbard Swinger Silent. It was some nuts.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say. That's how means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

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Speaker 2: again the same time on.

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Speaker 7: Wednesday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Every person in this room has had to do it many,

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Speaker 2: many times after a crazy night out that dreaded next

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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, it's a good idea where you have to

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Speaker 13: reach out to your friend and be like, hey, sorry,

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Speaker 13: I set your microwave on fire last night and gave

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Speaker 4: I don't think I'm sorry for.

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Speaker 2: It because the moon looks so beautiful. Must have been

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Speaker 2: the four loco. Yeah, but one guy, I just left

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Speaker 2: one of those embarrassing next day voicemails on the Loser

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Speaker 2: Line recently, and he had to warn a woman about

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Speaker 2: not one, not two, but three awkward surprises he left

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Speaker 2: brand new Loser Line coming up right after this, you is.

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Speaker 7: This the right number? It's the line good by. Just

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Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the loser line before, It works

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Speaker 2: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 10: Hi, either, hello, sweet sweet thing, Oh sweet, I just

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Speaker 2: Because I think we would make a great pair. That's

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Speaker 2: what my mom my mom thinks. Okay, I sent her

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Speaker 4: Oh no please, yeah, no, finish.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, I'll pull his underwear over at his

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Speaker 2: Just smile politely and tell him that you would love

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, justin what's going on?

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Speaker 12: I don't know if you remember me.

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Speaker 7: Go.

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Speaker 14: You probably don't remember my name, but I bet you

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Speaker 14: remember this. We had a little bit of a contact you.

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Speaker 6: Have had at the bar.

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Speaker 14: Hit it off really really well.

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Speaker 6: You should know my number.

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Speaker 14: Obviously, I'm calling you from the number now so it's

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Speaker 12: Just think I get it on my chirt.

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Speaker 6: Man, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 14: The bird factory isn't working away it should today. I

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Speaker 2: But the babery factory is ready to go, So Canny,

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 11: I can't.

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Speaker 3: I do want to go drinking with her?

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Speaker 2: What do you think her apartment smells like she could

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Speaker 15: For her.

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Speaker 11: Next message?

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Speaker 12: Hey, Ashley, I get the bar the other night. Blond hair,

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Speaker 2: You remember, I don't meet a lot of people with

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Speaker 12: So you know, me having blonde hair, blue eyes.

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Speaker 15: You haven't blonde hair, blue eyes.

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Speaker 7: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 11: We should, Uh, people like us should breed more.

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Speaker 12: You know there's not enough people like us, you know

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Speaker 12: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I think we hit it off pretty good.

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Speaker 11: If uh, you should give me a call back and.

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Speaker 12: See what happened next.

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Speaker 2: Trying to find common ground with someone. That's good. Talking

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Speaker 3: Do you take a hood off before? What the hell?

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Speaker 16: I am so frustrated with you right now When I

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Speaker 16: said I'm a girl who likes flowers, that does not

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Speaker 16: mean breaking into a botanical garden at midnight and trying

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Speaker 16: I'm a queen and I deserve better. So I'm willing

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Speaker 16: to give you one more chance and hang out.

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Speaker 6: With you again.

449
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Speaker 16: And we better go somewhere in the daytime, not at night,

450
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Speaker 16: and this time bring.

451
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Speaker 6: Some freaking flowers that you bought purchased with your.

452
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Speaker 16: Own money, not from some gravesite that you stole them from.

453
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Speaker 16: And I love you bye?

454
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Speaker 3: Is that iron that?

455
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Speaker 4: I thought that that was a real romantic story.

456
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 3: If you're going to have a good scene in a

457
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 3: rom com, that would be one.

458
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Speaker 2: Well, husband, Michael, I hope you're listening. Get the boat

459
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Speaker 2: cutters ready for your next day.

460
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 3: It's to be married to me.

461
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Speaker 1: The bar's low.

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Speaker 11: Hi, Rachel, this is I am not doing so good today,

463
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Speaker 11: and I'm sure you know about that. I remember we

464
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 11: were at your place and I was really not feeling great,

465
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Speaker 11: and before you wake up and find it, I just

466
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Speaker 11: want to let you know that I I puked in

467
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 11: your bowl and your kitchen. I couldn't find the bathroom

468
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 11: and it seemed like a good place and I'm so

469
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Speaker 11: so sorry. Another confession, I kind of remember puking in

470
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Speaker 11: your freezer. I'm not sure why that happened, and I

471
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 11: also may have puked in your hall closets. So when

472
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 11: you get this, there's going to be a few surprises.

473
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 11: But I do want to say that I had a

474
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Speaker 11: really great time before all of that and would love

475
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Speaker 11: to hang out again.

476
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 4: Today's lone has a lot of body.

477
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 3: She never got the call.

478
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 2: So she found it on her own.

479
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 4: I was like the bulls kind of considerate.

480
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 2: Yea turned into an Easter egg hunt of v.

481
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Speaker 8: She's playing a fun game called find the Smell?

482
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Speaker 12: Are you ready to body? Sorry?

483
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: Hey, Sanya, this is Super from the Super the Super

484
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 2: Mario Chat Room and the Guy the End. The other day,

485
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: I told you that I can uh said I was

486
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 2: good at doing the Mario voice, So uh, Yoshi, let's

487
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 2: go uh pretty good right? That's from from your pick.

488
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 15: I thought, yeah, you were pretty cute, and uh.

489
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: You met Super Mario Super Harney.

490
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Speaker 9: Sorry, Uh, it's I'm just I just I'm a little nervous.

491
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: I just make fun I say funny things like that, like, uh,

492
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not.

493
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 8: Totally like the real me is not disrespectful to women.

494
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: Mario couldn't get.

495
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Speaker 8: That guy eat a flower because he was on fire.

496
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: We've always had a Mario fantasy. Right should we pull

497
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 2: up the caller ID for you there? Remember you can

498
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: listen to Lose a Line regularly at this time every week,

499
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: and make sure to follow our Instagram and Facebook for

500
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 2: exclusive content. At Brook and Jeffrey Phone Tap coming up.

501
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten

503
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Speaker 2: phone taps of Christmas. We're here at number five Today, Brooke,

504
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: Jose and I are all going to surprise a birthday

505
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Speaker 2: boy with a special musical greeting just for him. The

506
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Speaker 2: best part it involves zero actual singing. Instead, we feature

507
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Speaker 2: a different musical body part in your number five phone

508
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Speaker 2: tap of the year. Right now.

509
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 17: Is Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Clerk.

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00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is this Parry?

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00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 11: Yeah?

513
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 12: This is him?

514
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 2: We hear it. Somebody's birthday.

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00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 17: Let's keep the baby. My name is Tobert, his name

516
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 17: is Cody. Yeah, his name is Doublin and your birthday boy,

517
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 17: well done?

518
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: What is this?

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00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 12: What is happening right now?

520
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: We're a musical group. We're called Catch Three's hands, you know,

521
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: catch these hands, but catch three's hands.

522
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 8: There's three of us, you know you birthday green eggs

523
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 8: and special announcements.

524
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Speaker 3: We're just making music with their hands on.

525
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: That was a free one.

526
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 12: Oh thanks, So you know I had no idea anything

527
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 12: like this even existed.

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00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: Well now you do, and we're here to give you

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Speaker 2: a special little message birthday man. Are you guys ready?

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00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 3: Oh way?

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Speaker 8: No?

532
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: One and a two and a one two three? We well,

533
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 2: we will clap you.

534
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 4: We will clap you can I just double one. I

535
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 4: didn't mean to step in, but this isn't a birthday one,

536
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 4: so shouldn't we do something you know, more fun?

537
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 3: Oh wow, birthday? Are you in charge of the group?

538
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: Nours?

539
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 4: I'm just saying we did this yesterday for that soccer

540
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 4: team base and this is it's a guy's birthday.

541
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Speaker 2: Okay. It sounds bad to just clap out the birthday song,

542
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: you know how that sounds.

543
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 3: I mean it's just.

544
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: It's guys.

545
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Speaker 6: Anything.

546
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Speaker 15: Oh, it's fine, man, I just appreciate the call.

547
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: It's actually not fine because and you were supposed to

548
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 2: tell him tell him what do you ever remember the

549
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: guy's name?

550
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: I lost the paper.

551
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 3: I don't know what God doubling.

552
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 11: Hey, it's Harry and it's okay.

553
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 12: Guys. You guys don't need.

554
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: To excuse me. You're trying to step in and tell

555
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: me how to lead this musical group. It's no, no, no, no, no,

556
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: I know what birthday boy, take your birthday music. Okay, team,

557
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: let's get through this.

558
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 3: It's a little harsh, but okay. Let's yeah.

559
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: Weave a message to deliver and we're going to deliver

560
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: it the right way. All right, So here we go.

561
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: You guys want to do rock Me Ama Dais or

562
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: anything from the Tom Petty catalog.

563
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 7: Let him.

564
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm so sorry, but I did not practice

565
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 4: those last night.

566
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: No, Dublin, are you kidding me?

567
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 16: Dublin?

568
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: Leave right now? What is every hand?

569
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Speaker 2: Thank you for guys.

570
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 3: I've just been.

571
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 4: Thinking that maybe we could do more like Snaps.

572
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: You know, NAP. I didn't train to snap sex Starve

573
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: nineteen fifties do up group go start.

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00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 3: Your own man, yo, go, that's not what we're about.

575
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: Look, come on, man, Perry, I'm really sorry about that.

576
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 2: Let's go to the Tom Petty catalog. Cody, why don't

577
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: you start us on a free falling Okay, you got

578
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: all right, one and two and three.

579
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Speaker 3: Now I'm free.

580
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: Just just the clapping, just just the clasp, he keeps

581
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Speaker 2: me in tune.

582
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: See, snaps would be better than this.

583
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: Doublin, shut your mouth, double it. I'm trying to do

584
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: free falling by thing off his focus. Start over, now,

585
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: let it ruminate.

586
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 11: What's going on now?

587
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: This is Tom Petty's free Falling Birthday edition. Okay, all right,

588
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: there you go Paris, so we can do two more

589
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: minutes of that if you'd like. No, that was great, guys,

590
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 2: sure I could go another hour.

591
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 11: Who paid for all this?

592
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 12: By the way, Actually, well.

593
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: You're gonna pay for it two hundred dollars? Oh yes,

594
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: your wife Zoe said that you were good for it.

595
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 11: What to pay for my own birthday greeting?

596
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? That and for the prank phone call that we're

597
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: doing on you right now, rank break, doublin doubling, where

598
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: do you do that?

599
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 12: So awkward?

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00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: You're your name is doubling. You should know when the

601
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: double hits.

602
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 3: This is why we should stop.

603
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 2: And Jeff for being a good sport, We're gonna give

604
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: you a freebie. How about some cotton eyed Joe?

605
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 12: And why not?

606
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 16: I regret saying why not?

607
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: That was your number five phone tap of twenty twenty.

608
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 7: Four, breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

609
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: When you meet a guy in a mall parking lot

610
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 2: for the first time and he says, Hey, come over

611
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: to my car. I have a little surprise for you.

612
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: Do you a pepper spray him right there?

613
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 12: Yes?

614
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: Maybe b call your best friend who's a wedding planner

615
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 2: and say, is the wedding venue available for this weekend?

616
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: Because I found or option ce go, grab a drink

617
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: with him first for extra confidence, then come back a

618
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: short while later to check out what the surprise is.

619
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Speaker 4: You know, that's so specific that I feel like that's

620
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Speaker 4: the option someone.

621
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: To one brave woman went with option cum and her

622
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 2: date has emailed us wondering was the surprise too much?

623
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what it was in your second date

624
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 2: Update nest Second Date Updated. As a guy, I can

625
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: think of a lot of qualities that men might be

626
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: looking for in a female companion. You know, someone who's sweet,

627
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: who likes to laugh. I didn't hear any laughter from

628
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: the ladies and continue, but extra toe wouldn't say no

629
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: to that. You never know when you need a really

630
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: good backscratch. Just tossed that foot in their work.

631
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 3: You know what they say about.

632
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: The extra But maybe the number one sexiest quality a

633
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: woman can have from a guy's perspective is somebody who

634
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: is low maintenance. And apparently that from a guy's perspective.

635
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: I know the ladies aren't going to understand that.

636
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, comes for perspective, but okay.

637
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: Apparently that's what one of our listeners Eddie found recently

638
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 2: from his date, who, in typical low maintenance fashion, is

639
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 2: not calling him back. I apologize for her actions. I

640
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 2: do not think they're warranted.

641
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: Okay, you haven't heard anything about his date.

642
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,959
Speaker 2: I am already on Eddie's side.

643
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay, how does that feel, Eddie?

644
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 12: That feels really good?

645
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys are like bro bonded or something.

646
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 4: Right now, where'd you find this low maintenance woman?

647
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 12: So we met online on one of those chat sites

648
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 12: you know.

649
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: Okay, low maintenance girls dot coming right now, Joe. Yeah.

650
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 3: Now it was like a gold digger site.

651
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: They're on like once a year. You can only catch

652
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: them be on there all the time. But Eddie, what's

653
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: this low maintenance woman's name?

654
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 12: Melanie?

655
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 4: Melanie? Okay, I mean, did you know from the beginning

656
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 4: that she was someone that, I mean, that you were

657
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 4: looking for?

658
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: Right?

659
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 12: Well, you know what I really liked on her profile

660
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 12: It said that she was low maintenance, So that that

661
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 12: was a gem from me. So I was like, you

662
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 12: know what, prove it.

663
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 4: Oh no, it really sounds like your high maintenance.

664
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 2: You can't say that, Eddie.

665
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 12: No, no, So I asked, I asked, you know, do

666
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 12: you want to do a fancy cooking class or play?

667
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 12: She said, we can, but that's not really her thing.

668
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 12: She said, Literally, if you want to grab food and

669
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 12: just watch a movie in the back of your car,

670
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 12: I'm up for it.

671
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 4: In the back of your car on your phone.

672
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 3: I watched the movie.

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00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 12: Definitely had to be creative, okay. I decided to test it.

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00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 12: So we ended up meeting in one of those parking

675
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 12: lots outside one of those outdoor malls.

676
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 3: It's also so sketchy.

677
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: Are you really going with the back seat of the

678
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: car idea.

679
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I had to test it.

680
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: Okay, that's why she's not called here.

681
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 3: She actually came.

682
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, she showed up. She gave me a big hug,

683
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 12: and she did look like her pictures.

684
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: That's great, But did you ever warn her that this

685
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: was actually the date that you had planned.

686
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,959
Speaker 12: I wanted to be a surprise.

687
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 4: Those surprises are typically good things, like you put thought

688
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 4: into stuff.

689
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 8: Look, I like her already. I love low maintenance, but

690
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 8: I think she was saying it as a joke.

691
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 4: And low maintenance doesn't mean you don't want to have

692
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: someone that's thoughtful at die.

693
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: I know we're already getting all judgmental. We should figure

694
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: out what happened when you showed her what the day was.

695
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I said I had a surprise for her.

696
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 12: I took my car, opened the back door, and then

697
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 12: right there there's three big bags of wind bees. You know,

698
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 12: I was being thoughtful, spicy dude. And then I had

699
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 12: finding Nemo playing on a portable DVD play.

700
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: Still a mole parking lot. The smell of the fast

701
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 3: food in a car. I'm sorry.

702
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 4: It just never sells good unless you're the one that

703
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 4: orders it and brings it in this.

704
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 2: Come from all the high maintenance women in this never

705
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: satisfied with the Did she laugh?

706
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 11: What did?

707
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 2: She says? Blown away? Obviously?

708
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah she laughed. But but she wouldn't get in.

709
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Eddy, I mean even the movie choice is

710
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: kind of predatory, you know, like feeling it's a Disney

711
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 2: movie broadcast.

712
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is all red Flag.

713
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 2: Really did you get in? Because she had to push

714
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 2: the other teenager out.

715
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 12: Of the way exactly, she says. She doesn't really know

716
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:25,919
Speaker 12: me yet.

717
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I look at that. She's smart. She's

718
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: thinking this through at least. Yeah, I didn't think of that.

719
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 4: You're right, did you have a plan?

720
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 12: B So we went to a bar next door. Each

721
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 12: had a beer and I teased her. I was like,

722
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 12: you know, Wendy's just getting cold.

723
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the first thing you guys did.

724
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 4: You're not still pushing the Windys.

725
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 3: You need to give up on the Windys.

726
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 12: Man. Well, I mean, well it worked because a few

727
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 12: minutes later we were in the back seat, watn't find

728
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 12: a nemo?

729
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's my dude? What beer?

730
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: She says, Yes, you need to talk to this guy.

731
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 12: We had our burgers, we had our frost sees, you know.

732
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 3: How is it not melted?

733
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 2: Can you just let him get through one sentence without judging?

734
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 4: Okay, you slur through the straw?

735
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 7: Then what Eddie?

736
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 12: It wasn't like we were in a movie theater. We've

737
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 12: both seen the movie, so we could talk through it.

738
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 2: That's true. Sometimes that's okay.

739
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 4: So you're hanging now. Is she feeling safe and comfortable

740
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: with you?

741
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 12: Yeah? I think so, but it was It was a

742
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 12: little weird because it was good, but we didn't get

743
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 12: to the end of the movie, like about three quarters

744
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 12: into the movie. She says she had to go.

745
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 4: That's like an hour into the movie, my friend.

746
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: I mean she said she was there a while.

747
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 12: Yeah, she was, And I was okay with it because

748
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 12: after so much fast food. Listen, you don't want to

749
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 12: sit next to me.

750
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:55,479
Speaker 7: Date.

751
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: Okay, it's Wendy's.

752
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 3: It is a delight.

753
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 2: But okay, it sounds like you felt like you left

754
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: on an okay note, Yeah, yeah.

755
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 12: I thought we did. So I walked in to her car.

756
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 12: I gave her a hug, But for some reason I

757
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 12: haven't heard from her since Win Fro movie.

758
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: He walks free drink.

759
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,479
Speaker 4: I mean, did you really truly feel like you guys

760
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 4: had a connection though, Eddie, That's that's what matters.

761
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 7: I mean.

762
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 4: I know I'm making fun of you for the finding

763
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 4: Nemo and the interesting choices.

764
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 12: But you know, I really think that we did.

765
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 2: And you said that she's low maintenance, so maybe she's

766
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: playing the really, really low maintenance slow game here. I

767
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: just hope that she answers the phone when we call

768
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: her and get your second date update right, next second

769
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: date update. Man, even when a guy does absolutely everything right,

770
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 2: women they just have this way to find something wrong

771
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: and spin it against right.

772
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 3: Are just so picky.

773
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are so demanding.

774
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 5: Thank you for saying you could improve on it.

775
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, fanastic at all. I'm bringing it up because one

776
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: of our listeners, Eddie took out a woman named Mellow

777
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 2: who described herself as low maintenance, and she told him

778
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 2: I'm the type of gal who'd be happy just eating

779
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: fast food in the back of a car while watching

780
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: the movie. But then, of course, when Eddie shows up

781
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 2: with three bags of Wendy's and finding Nemo on Blu

782
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: Ray in his suv, Melanie and all the ladies in

783
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 2: the room go, well, obviously she didn't mean watch a

784
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: movie in the car. Say what you mean?

785
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 7: Ladies.

786
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 5: Come what, come on?

787
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: We're just taking you literally at what you're saying, and

788
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 2: now we're trying to figure out if Eddie took things

789
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: too literally. Brooke, I don't know what advice do you

790
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: have for Eddie that he needs to decipher what you

791
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: really mean.

792
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 3: Eddie, I think one of.

793
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: The hard pieces for me listening to you to describe

794
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 4: your date was how you kept saying I was testing her,

795
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: Like that's always something is like, ugh, that feels so bad.

796
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 12: You know, I've been on so many days with women

797
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 12: that say that and they're pretty high maintenance and they

798
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 12: just don't know it.

799
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, that's awake up.

800
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 4: Did you did you tell her that you were testing

801
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 4: her though? Like I'm wondering if that was maybe part

802
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 4: of the problem.

803
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 12: I definitely wouldn't do that.

804
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, works really well when you're like, hey, by

805
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 2: the way, this is a big test. So you got

806
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 2: her answer right.

807
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 4: Easily said in the back, Hey, I was just doing

808
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 4: this date because you said you were a low maintenance

809
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 4: and I just wanted to see if that was right.

810
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: And that would have come off sexy to you.

811
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 4: If he said that, then that's why she's not calling

812
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 4: him back.

813
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: He's damned if he does. He's damned if he doesn't.

814
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 2: Full date a terrible date that she suggested doing and

815
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: he just listened to. But what do we know. Let's

816
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 2: just call her and hear what she asked to say.

817
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: You're ready to do this? Eddie?

818
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 12: All right?

819
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 2: Here we go.

820
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 7: Hello?

821
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: Hey is this Melanie? This is she ame Melanie. My

822
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 2: name is jeff from the radio show brook and Jeffrey

823
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: in the Morning.

824
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?

825
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 2: I had to feel like Brooks should take it from here.

826
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 7: What I up?

827
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 2: I screwed it up because I giggled. Melanie.

828
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm I'm good. What can I do for you?

829
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 11: Great question?

830
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's not really what you could do for us,

831
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: but what you could do for one of our listeners

832
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 2: that you went out on a date with named Eddie.

833
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 6: Okay, and who is this again?

834
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 15: Oh?

835
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 2: Who am I? Yeah? We're brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

836
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: We're a radio show, and we're trying to help Eddie

837
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: figure out what went wrong or if anything did go

838
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 2: wrong on your date because he told us a little

839
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: bit about it. He's not sure if he made some mistakes,

840
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: but we just like to know what you think of Eddie.

841
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 6: You know, I guess when I first met him, I

842
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 6: thought that he was kind of funny.

843
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 4: Okay, Can I just ask, like, you show up to

844
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 4: a mall parking lot and this guy opens the door

845
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 4: and he's got Finding Nemo and Wendy's in the back seat.

846
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: What are you thinking.

847
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 6: In that moment? I kind of I kind of had

848
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 6: that lady feeling of like I put myself in this

849
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 6: situation because I made a joke.

850
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: It was a joke. It was a joke.

851
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: Did you say before you told him? Though, by the way,

852
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 2: what I'm about to tell you as a joke.

853
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 4: It's always fun to be with someone that you have

854
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 4: to establish what is a joke and what isn't every

855
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 4: time you talk.

856
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 6: I wanted to give him the benefit of a doubt

857
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 6: because I don't know, texting is hard, and like maybe

858
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 6: it was just interpreted. You know, We've been getting along

859
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 6: as we've been talking, you know, online, and I just

860
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 6: figured it might as well be worth it to take

861
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 6: the shot. We had our food back there, and it

862
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 6: seemed like it was kind of fun at first, but

863
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 6: the vibe just changed like drastically once the movie started.

864
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 4: What do you mean once finding Nemo came on?

865
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 3: Is that what it was?

866
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 6: I definitely will remember that it's called finding Nemo because

867
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 6: that was one of the big issues that he kept

868
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 6: coming back to. He was getting like super agitated by

869
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 6: the storyline. He was agitated, oh to a point where

870
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 6: he was like changing color in his face, like why

871
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 6: can't they find that damn fish?

872
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 3: And like that, where the hell is it?

873
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: We need to get a private investigator on this because

874
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 2: is taken too long? Joke?

875
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: Was that a joke that I mean, maybe you guys

876
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 4: just don't understanding type each other's type of humor, right.

877
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 6: And listen, And when I say I'm lone maintenance, I

878
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 6: mean like I try to give people the benefit of

879
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 6: the doubt. I'm not holding a lot of judgment. But

880
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 6: this guy would not let this go. He's just he

881
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 6: was getting heated and like he's over there ranting and

882
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 6: raving about how it should be called losing Nemo and

883
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 6: at But but the thing is that was weird. But

884
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 6: he turned off the TV and then he suggested that

885
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 6: I could help him find the real Nemo in the

886
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 6: back seat, and I just.

887
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 3: Is that, like he's like, I've hid in a fish somewhere.

888
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 4: What does that mean was he like it was it

889
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 4: a sexual I think it is that what he said innuendo.

890
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 6: I don't know. It just went from like a little

891
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 6: awkward first date misunderstandings to like really creepy, really fast.

892
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 6: That kind of sealed the deal.

893
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there's been a lot of misunderstandings happening this

894
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 2: entire I don't know, there's a lot of misunderstandings, and

895
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: maybe we should actually give Eddie a chance to explain himself,

896
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: because Melanie, he's actually on the other line listening right

897
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: now and he wants to talk to you.

898
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, he's like on the phone.

899
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

900
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 3: I think he needed to hear that.

901
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 2: To be honest, Eddie there, yeah right here?

902
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 3: Are you dying of embarrassment?

903
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 4: Eddie?

904
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 7: Now?

905
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 12: I mean, look, there's a lot of emotions in that movie.

906
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 12: You know, it just turned me on.

907
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 3: Wait what did you just say?

908
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 7: Did it turns you on?

909
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 12: There's just so much emotion. I mean, how can I

910
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 12: not be turned on? You know? Look, as a guy,

911
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 12: it's hard to be smooth and funny and not get judged.

912
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 12: And you know what, I feel judged right now?

913
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 2: You were smooth or funny though you're saying that you

914
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: were like using a pickup line on her with you

915
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: want to find Nemo in the back seat?

916
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, trying to be smooth, trying to be funny.

917
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 2: Look, I can identify with that that sometimes it's hard

918
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 2: to think of the smooth line in the middle of

919
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 2: the date, especially when you have a Disney movie.

920
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: On Golden rule.

921
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 4: Just stay away from using Disney and sexual innu windows

922
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 4: in the same sentence.

923
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 2: There's a way that it can be.

924
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: Ye, don't do it.

925
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 2: I have the star that you can wish upon.

926
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 4: Tinkerbell all of a sudden.

927
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help our listener here.

928
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 12: Somehow, I think I think I think maybe we were

929
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 12: just miscommunicating. You know what, how about we do a redo.

930
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 12: We could do a recoo, and I promise you if

931
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 12: we watch a movie like Finding Dory that there's nothing

932
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 12: for me, you know, so.

933
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: I hope that fish stots.

934
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so stupid, deenerous fan.

935
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 2: Okay, Melanie, I mean, how does hearing all that make

936
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 2: you feel?

937
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 6: I think I am just not the right fish in

938
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 6: your seat?

939
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 2: And it works when you're shutting somebody down.

940
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 12: Are you sure, Because there's not a lot of fish

941
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 12: like me.

942
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: It was pretty rare.

943
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 3: Maybe aren't there like a ton of the melodies.

944
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 6: I gotta tell you you're you're a pretty common fish, my friend.

945
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 3: I think you got the clown fish right?

946
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

947
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 4: Is that what you're feeling like?

948
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 7: Eddie?

949
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 4: Are you doing okay? You learn anything here?

950
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 12: I don't know. Maybe she was taking it the wrong way,

951
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 12: but I felt like I was being pretty romantic.

952
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 13: Boy oh boy boy.

953
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 2: Definitely lesson learn though, Eddie. If you do exactly what

954
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: the woman says, she'll eventually hate you.

955
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 3: That is exactly the lesson.

956
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 12: That's exactly what I've learned.

957
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: Why we're never going to get anywhere?

958
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: Jeff So we're getting everywhere? Is that what you're saying?

959
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: I am sorry this didn't work out for you, Eddie,

960
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: but I think there is some girl out there who

961
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: is going to be willing to help you find your nemo. Yeah,

962
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 2: stick to your toy story. That's not appropriate. Looking Jeffrey

963
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 2: in the morning, I can't say I'm surprised that that

964
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: second date update didn't work out.

965
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah you think, Jeff I know, I mean, I know

966
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 4: you tried to stick up for Eddie, but it got

967
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 4: harder and harder, didn't it.

968
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did. I can't be honest and say I

969
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 2: actually wanted to stick up for him in the first place.

970
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 2: But part of my job is trying to come through

971
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 2: for the listeners. You were the only ones sticking up.

972
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 4: I was like, can sometimes just the goal be to

973
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 4: everyone learned a lesson here.

974
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

975
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 2: I don't think Eddie is an NPR bro. I just

976
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: I just really concerned about Eddie. Let's just imagine, though,

977
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 2: for a second, that it actually worked out between those two.

978
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: How cute would it have been at their wedding for

979
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,919
Speaker 2: them to say we conceived a child in the back

980
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: seat because he told me to find and I did.

981
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: I found him.

982
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: It would have been one of those weddings where the

983
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 4: bride would go up to the maid of honor and.

984
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 7: Say, don't mention anything about how we really met.

985
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: Didn't tell my grandma.

986
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 8: Okay, I'll skip the NEMO apart, but we did meet

987
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 8: in the back of a I'm.

988
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 2: Just saying missed an opportunity today. But if you don't

989
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 2: want to miss out on an opportunity, make sure you're

990
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 2: emailing the show so we can call the person who

991
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 2: isn't calling you back. Also, check out all our second

992
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: dates up online at Brook and Jeffery Brook.

993
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

994
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: When you see someone attract it out in public, it

995
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 2: could be hard to know when to approach them and

996
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 2: shoot your shot, especially if they're busy in the middle

997
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 2: of doing something right. For example, if you spot a

998
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: hobbie who's clearly out to dinner with their parents, I mean,

999
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: do you wait till they get up from the table?

1000
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 3: I would hope.

1001
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 7: So.

1002
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 2: Do you grab a tray and pretend to be their waiter?

1003
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: Oh smart?

1004
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: Or do you just squeeze right into the booth with

1005
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: them and go Lady in the Tramp style on some

1006
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: asparagus with her dad.

1007
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: Hey, mom and dad, I'm your new I bet.

1008
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 2: You want me now. It's hard to know which is

1009
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 2: the move, but at least if nothing works, you can

1010
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 2: always go home and write to them on Craigslist. Oh yeah,

1011
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: where all the hottest flirting happens. And we're gonna prove

1012
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 2: it with a brand new edition of Craigslist Misconnections coming

1013
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 2: up right after this, he Cuty Misconnections.

1014
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 7: That was me staring.

1015
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: It's only two places to find true love in this world.

1016
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: One is on the Disneyland ride formerly known as splash mountain.

1017
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh how do you think it got its name?

1018
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 4: Oh?

1019
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 5: God?

1020
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: And the other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1021
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1022
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled

1023
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: sweet tooth for a sweet sweet Man A woman for

1024
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: man movie theater. She says, I was seeing a.

1025
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 10: Movie by myself last night when I stood behind you

1026
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 10: in the concession line.

1027
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: Oh, she sounds so sweet, Jeff.

1028
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 10: Maybe you're nervous around pretty girls, but you seemed a

1029
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 10: little jumpy and unsure when I said, how do you do?

1030
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 10: I did notice that when it was your turn to

1031
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 10: get your snacks, you scared.

1032
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: The movie employee by grunting sour patch kids and six

1033
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: Snickers bars.

1034
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 3: Like you mix the sour in there.

1035
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 10: I didn't get what was going on till a few

1036
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 10: minutes later I saw you take out a bag of

1037
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 10: white powder and sprinkle it on top of.

1038
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 3: Your can your more sugar, sugar, I don't think what

1039
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 3: would be.

1040
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 2: That's when I knew that you had an insane sweet

1041
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 2: tooth just like me.

1042
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 3: We need to talk to her.

1043
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 2: Could we be more like I don't think care like

1044
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 2: it all? Once the movie started. I could tell the

1045
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 2: sugar rush was on. I was impressed with how loud

1046
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: you were laughing.

1047
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 10: And one time you yelled something about spiders, but there

1048
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 10: was no spiders on the screen. Either way, it made

1049
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 10: me smiles. Halfway through the flick, you left your snacks

1050
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 10: and went to the bathroom, but you never came back.

1051
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's something going on.

1052
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 7: Where'd you go?

1053
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: Candy Man?

1054
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 10: Oh Man, message me so we can compare cavities. Oh

1055
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 10: it sounds hot, that's like breathe.

1056
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: But you can't find all of them in my mouth.

1057
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 2: Oh god. His next misconnection is titled you puked on

1058
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 2: My heart.

1059
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 4: Oh this is like an Alexis love story.

1060
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Man for Woman thirty four. He says, yesterday,

1061
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 2: I saw you on bus twenty two a little before noon.

1062
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was daytime vomit.

1063
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 2: You were slumped over. But I could tell by your

1064
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: thick fingers and Viking like legs that you came from

1065
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 2: a blue collar background. I like that.

1066
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: I get.

1067
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 4: My days told me I was built to carry heavy things.

1068
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 3: I understand it.

1069
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1070
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 3: It depends on comes from you.

1071
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 2: Oday, I happily took the open seat next to you

1072
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 2: and just assumed you were having a bad case of

1073
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: the mondays. Turns out it was more than that. Yeah,

1074
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 2: because once I sat down, your head popped up from

1075
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 2: your lap and you threw up on crawl.

1076
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 3: He's okay with this. That is the grossest part.

1077
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a minor amount of fluid, but still

1078
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: you had the common courtesy to apologize and hand me

1079
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: a burger king napkin. I asked if you had a

1080
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: touch of the flu. You responded by saying street antibiotics

1081
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: were messing with your stomach and mind had mine Street

1082
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: anti That's a whole different beast. As the bus bounced

1083
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: up and down, so did the liquid that recently came

1084
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 2: out of your mouth. He's like a poet, he goes.

1085
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: You let out a small snicker, I assuming he doesn't

1086
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: mean the candy. Then you threw up again, this time

1087
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 2: away from me, onto the bus window. On the window.

1088
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 2: A few seconds later, you got off at your stop

1089
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 2: without saying a word. I watched as we were pulling

1090
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 2: away through the window. At first I thought you were

1091
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 2: waving at me, and then I looked closer and it

1092
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 2: seemed you were signaling for help. Was drawing a smiley

1093
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 2: face if you see this and you're still alive. We

1094
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,720
Speaker 2: should grab a drink sometime.

1095
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 12: What is right?

1096
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 3: He's actually like trying to get hold of her.

1097
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's from Dane. Let's go to your next misconnection.

1098
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: This one's titled you Stole more than My Attention? Woman

1099
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: for Woman thirty seven, neighborhood yard sale. She says it

1100
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 2: was fate when our hands touched while we both were

1101
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: reaching for the crystallized eggplant shaped dish. You may remember

1102
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 2: I licked my lips and said, well, this is interesting.

1103
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 2: You responded by snatching it out of my grasp and

1104
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 2: shoving it in your Nicholas Cage tote bag.

1105
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 4: Oh, she's got style, she's got style.

1106
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 2: I grew up with four step brothers in different homes,

1107
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 2: so I knew what to do. Uh Oh, when you

1108
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,720
Speaker 2: weren't paying attention, I jumped on your back and wrestled

1109
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 2: you to the ground.

1110
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 12: What got you? Then?

1111
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: I hit you across the face with an old flute

1112
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: carrying case. You called me bad names. Uh I responded

1113
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: by saying, maybe you should save a few of those

1114
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: naughty ones for the bedroom.

1115
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 3: Well, so you grew up with four step brothers. This

1116
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: is how she shows.

1117
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, sirens blared in the background, and then the craziness

1118
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 2: of it all. I think you got away with the

1119
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 2: eggplant dish and never even paid for it.

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Speaker 3: Criminal.

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00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 2: That's bad to steal from others and you should be

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00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 2: punished for it. I should know. My parents stole from

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00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 2: me when I was little. Oh no, And now you

1124
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: can watch what happened to them on Netflix. We know

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00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 2: that's from Peta.

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00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 4: Why do I want to go search Netflix documentaries?

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00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: Those are your Craigslist misconnections. We got your phone. The

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00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: phone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.

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00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1130
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 2: We've got a new player named Dylan on the phone.

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00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: He has a family of five with one on the way,

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00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 2: and they have a holiday tradition they do at their

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00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 2: house every year that involves some naughty nutcrackers. Whoa Dylan is?

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00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 12: They have the Christmas magic there. You know they're they're

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00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 12: actually on the knife list, believe it or not.

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00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so confused what this tradition?

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00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: Explain? What is the nutcracker tradition? Exactly explained?

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00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 11: So it's not a tradition.

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00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 15: They're magical and every December first they come alive and

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00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 15: when the kids are sleeping at night. They bring gifts

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00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 15: each day of December, so they wake up and.

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00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 2: There'll be a gift by the nutcracker.

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00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 4: You have three kids and you buy three gifts every

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00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 4: day for the entire month of December.

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00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 8: The gifts there's no money involved in gosh oh or

1146
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 8: that would be rough, right.

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00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 3: Brook, that would be crazy.

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00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god for those magical endless pocketed nutcrackers that

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00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: you have at your house.

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00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you these kids will never be

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00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 4: able to.

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00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 2: Marry and do any other I support you, Dylan. I

1153
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: think you're doing a great job out of the studio.

1154
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 2: So we can get to the game. You got thirty

1155
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 2: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1156
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 2: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

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00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 2: beat Brook out right if you want to win. Are

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00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 2: you ready?

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00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 2: Good look, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1161
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 2: National Lama day. Lamas are native to what continent.

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00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 15: Australia?

1163
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: Is a cucumber of fruit or vegetable?

1164
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 12: Vegetable?

1165
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: What was the name of the special calendar that counts

1166
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 2: down to Christmas? Which is the only letter in the

1167
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: Walt Disney logo that's lowercase A sound navigation and ranging

1168
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 2: is better known by what acronym? What is the only

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00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 2: state in America that at one point was ruled by

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00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:42,959
Speaker 2: a king?

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00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 12: California?

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00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: Okay, king? Yeah, the king? Yes, Okay, thank god Brooke

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00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 2: didn't come in so we didn't give that away to him.

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00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 2: So let's see if we can get Brooke back in

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00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 2: the studio here. But you mentioned do you have another

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01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 2: babe on the way. Let's start with an easy question.

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01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 2: Is it yours?

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01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 12: I hope?

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01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 2: So you're okay, We're not sure. It's gonna have a

1180
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 2: great Chris, You're gonna keep it though. Okay, what do

1181
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 2: you have a name picked out yet? For them?

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01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's gonna be named Scarlet.

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01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 4: How hard was it by the fourth kid to find

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01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 4: a name, because you've probably gone through all your favorite

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01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,479
Speaker 4: first three?

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01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was pretty tough, but it just kind of

1187
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 15: stuck out of the woodwork.

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01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 12: I guess.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is that what happens? Your parents are just to

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01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 3: go to the throwaway list from the first kid?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 3: For sure.

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01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: They're watching Black Widow one night and they're like, you

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01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: know what, Scarlet, she's a great act. You're just gonna

1195
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 2: go all right, bro, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yes,

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01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 2: where's the questions here? They are? Your time starts now.

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01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 2: Today is national Lama day Lamas are native to what

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01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 2: continent South America? Is a cucumber, of fruit or a vegetable?

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01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: What is the name of the special calendar that counts

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01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 2: down to Christmas?

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01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 3: Advent?

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01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 2: Which is the only letter in the Walt Disney logo

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01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: that's lowercase I sound navigation and ranging is better known

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01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 2: by what acronym pass? What is the only state in

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01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: America that at one point was ruled by a king?

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01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: How kind of you? Let's go to the scoreboard to

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01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: check out how you both did with Jose I am.

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Speaker 3: Right, kid, Dylan, you got one correction?

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01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 4: Oh no, those magical nutcrackers are keeping you up at

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01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 4: the problem.

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01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: Well, Brooke, you got five.

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Speaker 2: Smoked you today? Dylan, Sorry about that. Let's go over

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01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 2: the answers everybody. Yeah, that's fair. Dylan's got a lot

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01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: going on. But it's national Lama day A. Lamas are

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01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 2: native to South America. Originally, the cucumber is actually a

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01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 2: fruit because there's seeds in the middle and they grow

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01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: from the flower of a cucumber plant. Oh, I feel

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01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 2: like everything I think is a veggie is a fruit.

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01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 2: Everything I think is a fruit is like two vegetables

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01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: out there. The name of the special calendar that counts

1221
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 2: down to Christmas, it's an advent calendar. In the Walt

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01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 2: Disney logo, the only letter that's lowercase is the eye,

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01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 2: which is why it has the dot over it. The

1224
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 2: question I've never noticed that sound navigation and ranging is

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01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 2: better known by the acronym sonar. And the only state

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01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 2: in America that at one point was ruled by a

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01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 2: king was Hawaii. Yeah, Dylan, unfortunately was not enough to

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01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 2: be brooke. But just for playing, we are going to

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01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 2: give you a fifty dollars gift card to Sephora. At

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01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 2: Sephora BELvue Square, you can enjoy a shopping experience where

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01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 2: all are welcome and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus,

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01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 2: get your beauty in two hours when you buy online

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01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 2: and pick up and stay.

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01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 12: Thank you.

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Speaker 15: Yes, that's what the nutcracker is going to bring tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: How old is your oldest? Dylan seventeen? Oh wow, and

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01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 4: the magical nut crackers still come from.

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01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 15: Her too, right, Yeah, but the magic isn't alive anymore

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01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 15: quite as much.

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01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 8: It's like, just give me cash, no crackers, I need

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01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 8: gas money.

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Speaker 2: Hey Dylan, thanks for playing man. Have a happy holidays too.

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01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,919
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you guys.

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01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 2: We'll be back to the Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow

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01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.