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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's bringing the success of the

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Speaker 1: Doritos Locos taco to Starbucks. Please welcome the Doritos Locos Machiato. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Nacho cheese infused coffee is going to be the next

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Speaker 1: big things.

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Speaker 2: Still orange after drinking it, yummy.

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Speaker 1: Look it off thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and there's

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Speaker 1: other fire sauce FRAPs.

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Speaker 3: Just don't This first laser story is out of Florida.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go.

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Speaker 1: The highway patrol spotted a Toyota Camray and a motorcycle

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Speaker 1: stopped side by side at a traffic light at.

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Speaker 3: Three am the other morning.

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Speaker 1: As they approached, the light turned green and they both

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Speaker 1: took off.

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Speaker 2: I know a street racer, I said.

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Speaker 1: Cops caught them racing at speeds well over one hundred

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Speaker 1: miles per hour. The motorcycle hit one forty while the

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Speaker 1: camera was clocked at one twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, that's pretty wild that I can keep up

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Speaker 2: with the bike.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just shaking Toyota's best ad ever. Troopers later

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Speaker 1: stopped the camera and the twenty four year old driver,

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Speaker 1: David Stone, claimed he was speeding because he had to

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom, which she was racing the guy.

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Speaker 3: Him to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the motorcycle is leading the way to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, had to go, so they had to get

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Speaker 1: It might have been fine, except police had video of

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Speaker 1: David passing multiple gas stations in a blur as he

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Speaker 1: was racing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would stop and you got to go.

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Speaker 4: Have you seen those bathrooms at three in the morning,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Like a Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some of us are using those for other things too.

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Speaker 1: So he was charged with driving without a license, excessive speed,

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Speaker 1: and a host of other things. Police are still looking

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Speaker 1: for the driver of the motorcycle, though apparently he was

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Speaker 1: just a little bit too fast, and the cops made

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Speaker 1: sure to rub that in David's face.

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Speaker 3: That would hurt.

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Speaker 2: By the way, you lost, you loser, the other guy.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of mosh Pit Meadows.

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Speaker 1: Last time you were at a concert, I'm sure you thought.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe how cheap this was.

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Speaker 2: No, it's an event like it has to be, like

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Speaker 2: it is worth it to spend this monk. I mean

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Speaker 2: I paid it was like the same amount as my mortgage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, Well, that's exactly what the CEO of Live

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Speaker 1: Nation thinks. He just argued concerts are underpriced compared to

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Speaker 1: other live entertainment.

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Speaker 2: He just said that so he could get some people

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Speaker 2: to like him.

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Speaker 1: But his complaints come in the middle of the FTC

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Speaker 1: lawsuit against Live Nation and its parent company, Ticketmaster Get Them,

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Speaker 1: which they say engaged in a bait and switch tactic

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Speaker 1: that advertised low ticket prices that balloon up by thirty

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Speaker 4: Whenever I see a ticket it's like fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, so it's one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do the same.

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Speaker 1: I just double from resale transactions alone. In the last

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Speaker 1: five years, the company collected three point seven billion dollars

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Speaker 1: in fees.

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Speaker 3: Oh my job, it's the service fee. All they can

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Speaker 3: do is be like, oh, that's a fifty dollars service fee, and.

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Speaker 4: The CEO is like, and by the way, I don't

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Speaker 4: think CEOs make enough money either.

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Speaker 2: We are so undertake.

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Speaker 1: It's actually more than just the service fees. The lawsuit

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Speaker 1: says they triple dipped, which.

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Speaker 3: Is not what I thought.

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Speaker 1: That phrase meant, and they say Ticketmaster profits three separate.

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Speaker 3: Times on the same ticket, once when.

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Speaker 1: The scalper buys it, again when it's resold on their platform,

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Speaker 1: and then you do the resale one by those and

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Speaker 1: also a third time whenever fans purchase it marked up. Wow,

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Speaker 1: they take money from it every single time.

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Speaker 3: And they take the service fee every time it happened.

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Speaker 2: He us happy again, Jeff, what do you got.

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Speaker 1: The story, Jeff, here's applications for all of us to

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Speaker 1: apply for ticket maw.

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Speaker 3: So this next laser story is out of Food News.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hey, there you go, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: The good thing about TikTok trends is they're usually pretty

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Speaker 1: short lived, but this might have a chance of sticking

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Speaker 1: around for better or for worse. There's a new thing

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Speaker 1: called stretchy yogurtw I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 2: Is it kind of like string cheese meets yogurt. It's

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Speaker 2: like yack.

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Speaker 1: It's a little like the customized frozen yogurt trend from

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Speaker 1: the early two thousands, just with elasticity and a gummy texture.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like the middle of a mochi. Oh y yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So here's how they're the middle of a boba ball.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here's how they put it together.

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Speaker 1: You choose a stretchy yogurt color and it has the

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Speaker 1: consistency of melted chocolate.

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Speaker 4: Okay, these are blue the pictures you're showing us, which

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Speaker 4: is a very natural mile.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. They're apparently a little guarded about what exactly creates

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Speaker 1: this special texture. But the flavors include mango, coconut, and

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Speaker 1: something called five vegetable.

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Speaker 2: So it's healthy. Give me your yogurt.

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Speaker 1: You get to choose several different fruits along with one

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Speaker 1: wet topping and one dry top. Call it a dog

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Speaker 1: food turn, call it a syrupt topping.

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Speaker 3: Awful. It's usually served in a big cup with a spoon.

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Speaker 1: And if you can picture stretching a huge wad of

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Speaker 1: bubblegum out of your mouth to the ceiling without breaking it,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of what it's like.

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Speaker 2: It looks like slime. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So apparently it's a big thing right now in China,

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Speaker 1: and it has shops selling it in New York. Plus

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Speaker 1: it's going viral on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: But it looks like fun to play with.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get in the wet topping business. That's

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Speaker 2: what I want.

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Speaker 1: To do. It's especially popular for those who want to

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Speaker 1: make stretchy yogurt themselves.

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Speaker 2: At okay, but they won't tell you how to make it,

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Speaker 2: so good luck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of hotel headquarters. If you're

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Speaker 1: staying at a hotel, you probably wouldn't want to be

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Speaker 1: awakened by a smell, But that might change because holiday

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Speaker 1: in Express is testing a new scent based alarm clock.

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Speaker 3: Smells.

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Speaker 2: Would it actually wake you up? Coffee or like bacon?

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Speaker 1: Apparently it works like a diffuser, releasing your specific aroma

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Speaker 1: of choice when it's time.

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Speaker 3: To wake up.

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Speaker 2: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're testing out different options in different countries,

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Speaker 1: like in Australia and New Zealand, guests can pick from coffee, bacon,

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Speaker 1: or blueberry muffin.

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Speaker 3: We chose the first two. Yeah, come on, basic, We're

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Speaker 3: very basic.

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Speaker 2: They thought it wasn't vemite.

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Speaker 1: In Japan you can choose Nashi pear, and in Singapore

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Speaker 1: and Thailand, mango is.

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Speaker 3: An option available.

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately this whole thing is not quite available in the

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Speaker 2: I wanted to go to sound so I.

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Speaker 1: Can wake up with like a comedy club roaring laughter

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Speaker 1: every morning. Oh Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That's just your normal life every day, though, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Jose Well, I gotta wait till.

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Speaker 2: I get in here to get laughs. It'd be nice to.

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Speaker 3: Start when I wake up. Oh sure, you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying. So you can't need an alarm.

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Speaker 1: A scent based alarm clocks could be coming to the

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Speaker 1: US soon, so start thinking about what you want for

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Speaker 1: your new scented alarm clock to smell like this guy's

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Speaker 1: signature scent.

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Speaker 3: It's a mixture between passion and let us sleep. He

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Speaker 3: calls it slow and sublime.

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Speaker 1: I like you. Sure to look for it at a

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Speaker 1: Macy's near you, the great stocking stuffer, which he's actually

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Speaker 1: doing already.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good for him. That's how means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 3: same time on Monday.