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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away knock?

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hello? Is this Lucas? Yes, Lucas, you

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Speaker 1: don't know me. My name is Donald, and I work

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Speaker 1: with your girlfriend Laurie. Okay, what's going on? Well, the

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Speaker 1: game is on, my friend, I'm not following you. What's

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Speaker 1: going on is I've become quite fond of the fair

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Speaker 1: Maiden Lori and I want her at my own Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Then? Have I ever met you before? We

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Speaker 1: have never officially met. My name is Donald Donald, and

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Speaker 1: I'm a mail clerk in the office where the fair

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Speaker 1: Maiden Lorie works. You're a mail clerk, Yes, I deliver

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Speaker 1: Laurie's mail every day? All right, Donald? So what I'm

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Speaker 1: getting from this your garbled tone, is that a mail

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Speaker 1: clerk is infatuated with my girlfriend. You will you will

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Speaker 1: refer to her, You will refer to her as the

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Speaker 1: fair Maiden Laurie. This, Mike, Mike, are you with me

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Speaker 1: right now? My name is Donald it's man. My name

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Speaker 1: is Donald, and I work it in the mail room.

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Speaker 1: I know that Lorie works on the fourth floor. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, last Tuesday, you guys met for

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Speaker 1: lunch and you didn't know this, but I was creepy.

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Speaker 1: You are right now. You didn't know this, but I

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Speaker 1: watched you the whole time, and I could tell that

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Speaker 1: she was not with the type of man that Lorie

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Speaker 1: needs in her life. You are clearly getting really creepy

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Speaker 1: right now. You are probably crossing some legal lines too.

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Speaker 1: You are clearly not a man who is noble of

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Speaker 1: heart and peaceful of mind. What you are clearly not

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Speaker 1: a man who is no full of heart and peaceful

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Speaker 1: of minden, And that is why I must strike you

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Speaker 1: down on the field of battle. What is going on?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? As you've met your day of reckoning

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Speaker 1: my friend? So what's going on is you're a huge Donald.

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Speaker 1: You will face me on the battlefield this Saturday for

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Speaker 1: the hand of the fair maiden Laurie Donald. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you are, and you clearly have no idea

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Speaker 1: what century this is. But you can't call someone and

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Speaker 1: challenge them to a duel for the hand of their

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Speaker 1: friend You're such a nube. You're such a nube. This

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Speaker 1: happens all the time in the LARPing world. If you

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Speaker 1: want in the world, the LARPing world, live action roping world, Yes, right.

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Speaker 1: If you want somebody's girlfriend, you challenge them to it.

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Speaker 1: The problem is I live in the real world, and

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Speaker 1: so does Laurie. Okay, we're not part of your world.

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Speaker 1: I want to deal with you for the heart of

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Speaker 1: the Fair Maiden Laurie. Listen, I'm not going to jump

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Speaker 1: into your epic nerve battle. There isn't my girlfriend. You

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Speaker 1: have no choice. You have been called into action. If

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Speaker 1: you do not, how did you get this number? If

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Speaker 1: you do not battle me on the field this Saturday,

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Speaker 1: the Fair Maiden Laurie's heart belongs to me. Listen to Weirdo,

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Speaker 1: hang up the phone. I'm not going to do anything

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Speaker 1: crazy this time. But if you call me back, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come over there, and I'm gonna find you in

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Speaker 1: the mail room and I'm gonna kick your as. We

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Speaker 1: will meet on the battlefield this Saturday. I will duel

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Speaker 1: you to the death, and then I will take the

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Speaker 1: Fair Maiden Laurie back to my castle, where I will

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Speaker 1: fro on my floor. You do not say that type

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Speaker 1: of man. I'm gonna find there. Hey, Lucas across the line,

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Speaker 1: Hey Lucas, dude, Okay, you have not asked me that way.

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Speaker 1: Lucas girlfriend, Lucas, what this is? Actually jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. What the man,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your girlfriend wanted me to say you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she said she set me up thetat

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Speaker 1: Yeah she did. She emailed us and wanted us to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god. Man, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you got me with that. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,